End of year Ciddies 2009 Revelation Thread

meh! *claps anyways* I'm a bitter lonely person.

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

9. Most Helpful Member
Have you ever tried helping someone? Turns out, when you actually do it right, there's a surge of happiness that flows through you, often to the point tat you want to do it more and more and more. No, it's not running down your pants (though these two feelings are not mutually exclusive). Hell, I wanna help a girl out, too, but sometimes, there's more than just getting hot and horny. You've got to be smarter than her, too, or else, there's no hope for you.

But here at EoFF, sometimes, it's nice to tell people that "hey, you're pretty good at helping people out, regardless of what the problem is." Quality over quantity? I THINK SO

Rye
No one else handles the romantic dorama like she does.

rubah
No one else handles the technical dorama like she does.

Rantzien
Glory boy CK seems to be the man that everyone needs a spark of wisdom from. Even a certain Site Staffer.

Shoeberto
Technical fiend, wise guy, and occasional interesting person, one should not doubt this man's ability to assist.

ShlupQuack
No one else handles the cock dorama like she does.

Yeargdribble
Because political intrigue, serious discussion, and world events are, ultimately unimportant.

Loony Bob
Two words: pie charts.

But I can't be the person who decides. EoFF decides the most helpful person! How helpful, all of this constructive feedback.

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AND GO PONTY! <3

And the Ciddie goes to...
Rantzien

39) Most Helpful Member

Rantzien.......12
Loony Bob.......9
Rye.............7
rubah...........6
Shoeberto.......5
ShlupQuack......5
Yeargdribble....2
RSL.............1

Word

Hahaha, wow, I got 7 votes for Most Helpful. I'm flattered to even be nominated for this at all. xD

Good job, Pontus!

Thanks! xD I don't know what I did to deserve that one, but yay! :mymeltitter:

^__^ *claps*

Most Helpful Techy
Last winner: o_O
Nomination Leader: o_O

The Nominees
o_O
Endless
Samuraid

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪ o_O Rantzien: o_O qwertysaur: o_O Breine: o_O Jiro: o_O

Tavrobel: o_O Old Manus: o_O Shiny: o_O Sir Lancealot: Samuraid Psychotic: o_O Raistlin: o_O

Prediction Party Favourite: o_O (10/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Samuraid (1/11)

http://improveverywhere.com/images/hf43.jpg

There's a lot of o_O in this one! GO FACE!

FACE is the MAN.

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import java.util.ArrayList;
/**
* Speech for Ciddies winter 2009
* category helpful techy
*
* @author qwertysaur
* @version 12.18.09
*/
Public class HelpfulTechy extends Ciddie{

  /**
  * fields
  */

private Arraylist NomineeList;
public Speaker AwardYuletide;
 
  /**
  * Constructor for this speech
  */

 public HelpfulTechy(){
      NomineeList = new ArrayList;
      NomineeList.add(new Nominee o_O);
      NomineeList.add(new Nominee Endless);
      NomineeList.add(new Nominee SamuraiD);
      giveCiddie();
    }

  /**
  * method to award the ciddie
  */ protected void giveCiddie(){
      String winner = "";
      int temp = 0;
      for(int index = 0; index < NomineeList.size; index++){
          int count = NomineeList.get(index).getVoteCount();
          if (count >> temp){
                temp = count;
                winner = NomineeList.get(index).getName();
              } 
            }
      AwardYuletide.awardCiddie(winner);
      }
}

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To be fair Samuraid helped me out personally too.

Well deserved Rantzien :)

Also, Tav's speech made me chuckle. Especially the part about Shlup xD

o_O has Most Helpful Techy in the bag!

Go Mike!

BEST SPEECH.

And the Ciddie goes to...
o_O

38) Most Helpful Techy

o_O.........22
Samuraid....12
Endless.....11
RSL..........1

haha! bolded o_O looks funny.

Well done Mike!

Excellent job, Face. Belg will surely get with you now!

Most Helpful Gamer
Last winner: BG-57
Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
Wolf Kanno
JKTrix
BG-57

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: BG-57 Rantzien: Wolf Kanno qwertysaur: JKTrix Breine: Wolf Kanno Jiro: Wolf Kanno

Tavrobel: JKTrix Old Manus: Wolf Kanno Shiny: BG-57 Sir Lancealot: Wolf Kanno Psychotic: Wolf Kanno Raistlin:Wolf Kanno

Prediction Party Favourite:Wolf Kanno (7/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: JKTrix/BG-57 (2/11)

Go WK! He is everywhere in the gaming forums.

37. Most Helpful Gamer
So, there's a fundamental difference between being able to help people in general, and being able to help people when it comes to games. Games, unlike real life, are a series of challenges, crafted by people in order to test how one reacts in a situation, to see if they can think their way out of it, or at least have the decency to admit that they're weak, and consult a guide from those who have previously done.

Sarcasm aside, video games really do reflect real life a lot more than most people give credit for it. The key is not to blur the line. But when it comes to being able to help others, even the lost of a spatial dimension is nothing to these troopers.

Wolf Kanno
JKTrix
BG-57

Who's been losing their third dimension the most this semester? Well, only EoFF knows. Otherwise, you wouldn't have bothered to vote.

Well they're all pretty helpful really

http://www.ideachampions.com/weblogs...ers_Squad2.jpg

Congrats to jesseca and mogi :))))))))))))))))) <3

also pontum~ and qwerty on that speech xD hilarious :D

Wolf Kanno deserves this one.

Am I the only one that wants JKTrix to win? :(

They're all an heros in this department.

Maybe.

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Originally Posted by Shiny

They're all an heros in this department.

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True. I just personally think Wolf Kanno derserves some regocnition.

Every time I refresh it takes me to that woman!

:hux: :hux: :hux:

Edward Cullen dazzles you into posting.

Too little spamming goin' on~ :shobon:

So, Pontus, tell me a little bit about the economy in Sweden currently.

In Soviet Russia, post is you.

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Originally Posted by Rye

:hux: :hux: :hux:

Edward Cullen dazzles you into posting.

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He dazzles me into not posting.

Our economy is DAZZLING. :hux:

And the Ciddie goes to...
Wolf Kanno

37) Most Helpful Gamer

Wolf Kanno....24
JKTrix........11
BG-57..........9
RSL............1

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Originally Posted by Rantzien

Too little spamming goin' on~ :shobon:

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Meh.

Good.

YAY!

Excellent, good show!

Most Hardcore Gamer
Last winner: JKTrix
Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
Wolf Kanno
JKTrix
Bolivar
Leeza
Necronopticus
Yeargdribble
I'm my own MILF

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: Wolf Kanno Rantzien: JKTrix qwertysaur: Wolf Kanno Breine: JKTrix Jiro: JKTrix

Tavrobel: Necronopticus Old Manus: JKTrix Shiny: JKTrix Sir Lancealot: JKTrix Psychotic: JKTrix Raistlin:Wolf Kanno

Prediction Party Favourite: JKTrix (7/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Wolf Kanno (3/11)

You mean WK is 3/11.

JKTrix is just THAT good!

Yes, WK should be 3. I really need to get some sleep. Haven't slept in 20 hrs I think

Congrats WK!

You're doing great so far, Yuletide :mymelheart: Keep it up!

36. Most Hardcore Gamer
Okay, now it's time to start blurring lines. Hardcore isn't just a statement of how skilled you are at a game. Any joe schmo can pick up a game, play it, learn it, and start dissecting it. However, it takes a true man to start spending as much time as possible to dedicate to a game. The term "hardcore" is awfully misued: it's not about skill. It's about time. Anyone who's truly played a game to the point of mastery can tell you that this is true, and let none of the naysayers oppose you.

Wolf Kanno
I heard he's really good at RPGs.

JKTrix
I heard he likes Japanese games.

Bolivar
I heard he likes arguing about games.

Leeza
I heard that she owns almost every system.

Necronopticus
I heard that he still plays Diablo II.

Yeargdribble
I heard that he has found a connection between terrorism and video games.

I'm my own MILF
I heard that he started worshipping them, sacrificing his firstborn son to the Almighty Random Numbers God. Or actual God. Who knows, these days?

But hardcore isn't a title you give to yourself, it's a title that others give you, simply because you're too busy doing something else, something presumably more important than listening to other people. Who's the most Hardcore Gamer here? We all know these nominees won't be telling themselves any time soon.

Good job, Madam Yule! You're doing so good. :bigsmile:

*ahrdcore

She really is <3

And the Ciddie goes to...
Wolf Kanno

36) Most Hardcore Gamer

Wolf Kanno........12
JKTrix............11
Necronopticus......8
I'm my own MILF....5
Yeargdribble.......4
Bolivar............3
Leeza..............2
RSL................1

The nominations weren't really in his favor, but I was really expecting RSL to win this one for once! xD

Wow, beating the predictions. Good job! :bigsmile:

Well that was unexpected! Good show!

Most Missed Member
Last winner: Roto13
Nomination Leader: Roto13

The Nominees
Roto13
fire_of_avalon
RSL
Resha
Yamaneko
Devil Man
GigaGuess

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪:Roto13 Rantzien: fire_of_avalon qwertysaur: RSL Breine: Roto13 Jiro: Devil Man

Tavrobel: Resha Old Manus: RSL Shiny: RSL Sir Lancealot: Roto13 Psychotic: RSL Raistlin:RSL

Prediction Party Favourite: RSL (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Roto13 (3/11)

Go RSL!

Resha come back!

Roto13 please. I wasn't around for the days of RSL :monster:

It's funny because I don't even remember half my predictions!

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

35. Most Missed Member

There’s a lot of people that aren’t around anymore that really should be. We love them, but we also hate them for abandoning us like the sorry bastards they are. Oh RSL, why have you forsaken us??? ;____;

And then there’s the people who are gone and we are thankful that they are never coming back. Goodbye and good riddance, you bloody idiots. Yes, udsuna, I’m talking to you.

Anyway, here’s the nominees:

Roto13: …people miss him?

fire_of_avalon: A worthy mention. Oh foa, we all miss your blunt charm, Bruce Willis obsession, and BAMF attitude.

RSL: Red Sexy! RSL was a huge part of EoFF and he left a hole that will never be filled. I mean, nobody can match that beard. He is always a contender for this ever since he stepped down as the last of the original staff members, and it is always deserved.

Resha: I didn't really know this person but apparently some people miss her.

Yamaneko: Yams was a big part of EoFF... well, no, not really. But he did a lot-... um... no, he didn't. But he was funny! Yeah!

Devil Man: Really, people, his gimmick just got old. If you want to vote for somebody obnoxiously entertaining, why not lovehurts?

GigaGuess: Do people miss HIM or just his... well... maybe it's best to forget about that.

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;_______________; ?!

F9 the mutha smurfing :bou::bou::bou::bou: outta this place.

F9?

And the Ciddie goes to...
fire_of_avalon

35) Most Missed Member

fire_of_avalon.....11
Resha..............10
RSL.................8
Roto13..............7
Yamaneko............7
GigaGuess...........3
Devil Man...........2
RSL.................1

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GigaGuess: Do people miss HIM or just his... well... maybe it's best to forget about that.

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HIS PENIS. GO AHEAD SAY IT. HIS PENIS!

Yussss, go foa!

EDIT: Not his penis. His BALLS.

I miss my collection of Giga Points

;''''(

Huzzah, foa! I didn't predict you, but I miss you as well. <3

Oh that one was a quickie.

*claps* Yay I so voted foa!

Most Improved Member
Last winner: Demondude (demondude55)
Nomination Leader: demondude55

The Nominees
demondude55
Guardian XIII
Wolf Kanno
Bunny
~*~*~Celes~*~*~

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: Guardian XIII Rantzien: demondude55 qwertysaur: Wolf Kanno Breine: ~*~*~Celes~*~*~ Jiro: Guardian XIII

Tavrobel: Bunny Old Manus: Guardian XIII Shiny: Wolf Kanno Sir Lancealot: ~*~*~Celes~*~*~ Psychotic: Wolf Kanno Raistlin:Bunny

Prediction Party Favourite: Wolf Kanno/Guardian XIII (3/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: ~*~*~Celes~*~*~/Bunny (2/11)

Giga was just one of an unfortunately long line of EoFF members who was publicly exposed over the internet, starting way back with Krelian in chat. Thankfully I was able to avoid most of them.

:o tied with bunny?

YouTube - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny w/ lyrics

Can he keep improving? Honestly? xD

DD that is

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

Giga was just one of an unfortunately long line of EoFF members who was publicly exposed over the internet, starting way back with Krelian in chat. Thankfully I was able to avoid most of them.

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Unfortunately being the key word. *shudders* The Man.

Oh hey, you might know me as the Fonz. Hehe, I remember many years ago when I won this award and infact, I'm staring at the award which currently resides on my toilet. Yes, I'm typing this speech while I'm in the bathroom at this very minute. Put that sexual thought in your pipe and smoke it, I dare say! This sexy revelation is enjoyable to me and the many followers I have, but yet I feel as though I digress!

Alright, I shall get my thoughts sorted out in the most properest of ways. Earning this award means many things, and these... things are way too extensively numerous to comprehend. Except for me, I can understand these points for they are only remedial to those who have won this award beforehand! To achieve this award means only the most of honorable of things had had to have happened to yourself. Redundancy, I shame thee~! What this means is, you got better as a member and as a poster. What exactly "better" means is up to your own digression I suppose, or the people's around you in all honesty.

Oh well, you got "better" somehow champ! Maybe you learned of that nifty shift key on your keyboard and applied it to your already broken Forrest Gump-like language skills. Perhaps you even decided to take the numbers out of your name.

Whatever it may be, you're improving at a steady rate. Keep on keepin on!

Go Celes!

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Originally Posted by Shiny

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

Giga was just one of an unfortunately long line of EoFF members who was publicly exposed over the internet, starting way back with Krelian in chat. Thankfully I was able to avoid most of them.

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Unfortunately being the key word. *shudders* The Man.

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Thank you for reminding me of the one I was not able to avoid. Damn Lynx.

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

Giga was just one of an unfortunately long line of EoFF members who was publicly exposed over the internet, starting way back with Krelian in chat. Thankfully I was able to avoid most of them.

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The Man, PiP, and GigaGuess I knew! Unless Krelian is the krel that hangs out with Hito.

That son of a fish needs to come back too! :mad2:

Bunny improved? When?

GUARDIAN XIII!!!! W00T!

And the Ciddie goes to...
demondude55

34) Most Improved Member

demondude55.......15
Guardian XIII.....10
~*~*~Celes~*~*~...10
Wolf Kanno.........6
Bunny..............6
RSL................1

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Originally Posted by Award Yuletide

Oh hey, you might know me as the Fonz. Hehe, I remember many years ago when I won this award and infact, I'm staring at the award which currently resides on my toilet. Yes, I'm typing this speech while I'm in the bathroom at this very minute.

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http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksv...adq3o1_500.gif

:'( Ohh man! *claps*

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Originally Posted by Rye

Go Celes!

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:3 :kaoclove:

Screw you demondude :3

omg ... third or fourth time in a row? I always sucked. :[ I love the way the mood drops when I win. :p

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Originally Posted by Sagensyg

The Man, PiP, and GigaGuess I knew! Unless Krelian is the krel that hangs out with Hito.

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I don't know about that, but Sir Krelian was one of the original moderating team. He publicly exposed himself in chat many years ago (6? 7?), so it's not surprising you didn't hear about it. He was the PiP before there was PiP.

Most Underrated Member
Last winner: Blackmage_nuke
Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Jiro
Melissaur
DemonDude55
Sir Lancealot
qwertysaur

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: Sir Lancealot Rantzien: Jiro qwertysaur: Jiro Breine:Jiro Jiro: Sir Lancealot

Tavrobel: Jiro Old Manus: qwertysaur Shiny: Jiro Sir Lancealot:Jiro Psychotic: Jiro Raistlin:Jiro

Prediction Party Favourite: Jiro (8/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Sir Lancealot (2/11)

Hahahaaha.

Not me, Sir Lancealot guys. C'mon.

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Originally Posted by Shiny

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Originally Posted by Award Yuletide

Oh hey, you might know me as the Fonz. Hehe, I remember many years ago when I won this award and infact, I'm staring at the award which currently resides on my toilet. Yes, I'm typing this speech while I'm in the bathroom at this very minute.

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http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksv...adq3o1_500.gif

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Well I can die happy now.

33. Most Underrated Member
I have no idea who these people are. Obviously so, because if I did, they wouldn't be underrated, now would they. But I can admit, that I can't notice everything. I'm loud, I'm proud, and if I've done something, people have known it. I just I don't know what it's like to be neglected or unthanked by the commun--

OHH WAIT A MINUTE I ACTUALLY DO YOU STUPID PIECES OF :bou::bou::bou::bou: I DO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE IGNORED BY THE PEOPLE AROUND ME HAHAHAH THAT'S SO FUNNY THAT WE'RE GONNA GIVE AN AWARD FOR UNDERRATED BECAUSE PEOPLE SAY THAT WE DON'T DO :bou::bou::bou::bou: HAHAHAHAHA THE IRONY

Jiro
Melissaur
DemonDude55
Sir Lancealot
qwertysaur

I would think of something witty and inspiring to say about each of them, but frankly, that's for other people to figure out. I've got my own problems do deal with, okay?

JIRO :cheer:

Jolly Melissa deserves it!

edit: wtf tav

And presenting the most underrated smiley that won the smiley compeition earlier on....

:bounce:

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Originally Posted by Rye

edit: wtf tav

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Damn straight.

*applauds :bounce:*

That smiley is pretty win.

And the Ciddie goes to...
Jiro
:bounce:

33) Most Underrated Member

Jiro..............19
DemonDude55.......12
Sir Lancealot......9
Melissaur..........3
qwertysaur.........2
RSL................1

I don't know whether to thank you or hate you. I am no more incredible than you have already seen dammit

Okay thank you. I appreciate it

*claps for Jiro* YAY though I love you enough

Unlucky Melissa, 'grats Jiro!

Good job!

Most Seriously Very Serious and Definitely no joke is allowed Member
Last winner:
Nomination Leader: Evastio

The Nominees
Evastio
Del Murder
Leeza
Tavrobel
Roogle
Yeargdribble
Freya
Psychotic

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: Leeza Rantzien: Evastio qwertysaur: Evastio Breine: Del Murder Jiro: Tavrobel

Tavrobel: Evastio Old Manus: Evastio Shiny: Yeargdribble Sir Lancealot:Evastio Psychotic: Evastio Raistlin:Evastio

Prediction Party Favourite: Evastio (7/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Leeza/Yeargdribble/Tavrobel/Del Murder (1/11)

Congratulations Jiro! :jokey:

Why isn't Evastio here to celebrate!?

*LOVE INJECTS*

CMONNNNNNNNNN EVASTIO~~~~~~~ *love inject love inject love inject*

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Originally Posted by Marshall Banana

http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m.../thirtytwo.gif

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I'll never win anything... you people don't like me :kaocry2:

Best. speech. ever. :mymelmagic:

EDIT: I love you, Melissa! You'll win one day!

<3 Rye <3

I heartily approve of that speech. "Evastio?"

And the Ciddie goes to...
Evastio

32) Most seriously very serious and definitely no joke is allowed Member

Evastio.........11
Tavrobel.........9
Del Murder.......8
Roogle...........7
Yeargdribble.....6
Leeza............4
Psychotic........3
Freya............0
RSL..............1

It's gonna be a serious honeymoon :|

Great speech. xD

That speech is just :jess:

That was a nice spread of votes. And RSL beat someone even! Good job ol' chap.

Oh and congrats Evastio~

Most Outrageous Member
Last winner:
Nomination Leader: Christmas/Meat Puppet

The Nominees
Christmas
Meat Puppet
Moon Rabbits
Space Pope
Evastio
Laddy

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: Meat Puppet Rantzien: Moon Rabbits qwertysaur: Christmas Breine: Moon Rabbits Jiro: Space Pope

Tavrobel: Moon Rabbits Old Manus: Christmas Shiny: Moon Rabbits Sir Lancealot:Space Pope Psychotic: Christmas Raistlin:Christmas

Prediction Party Favourite: Christmas/Moon Rabbits (4/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Space Pope (2/11)

<3 speech & Mellisaur!

That speech is just :pimp:

"Evastio?"

Darn it all I messed up the smiley and also am too slow for these witty jokes to make sense obviously.

31. Most Outrageous Member
There's a certain concept I know, called "Refuge in Audacity." It's what happens when someone tries to accomplish something by doing something so extremist, that people just can't help but to let it happen, simply because it's too ridiculous. Sometimes, even people can become the epitome of this concept. Sometimes, it's just easier to simplify via image:

http://www.eyesonff.com/images/news/knj_31_resize.png

Really, this is an appropriate image, as this show is all about lolis. An outrageous topic, isn't it? Hahah, I'm so clever! The poor girl knows nothing about how penises work! But, what else do people not know how things work?

Christmas
I can't help but wonder if she really is the queen of HAET. Her comics are MSpainted, often of a comical nature, and totally not based on reality. I mean, c'mon, Levian used to be hot? This is a fallacy beyond all means. Definitely outrageous.

Meat Puppet
Claims that I always flip out about stuff. Definitely not grounded in reality, and therefore, we should throw out all of his arguments, simply because they are wrong, ridiculous, and wrong. Wrong!

Moon Rabbits
Seriously dude, you can't be so gangsta that it hurts if you've got a signature/avatar set of unattractive women opening their mouths. That's not right at all. Really, who are you trying to fool?

Space Pope
For one thing, he comes from space, and he is the leader of some kind of religion. His statements are equally unbelieveable. I can't help but imagine that there needs to be a recall election or something.

Evastio
I don't know, for all of his "ohh, I can't do anything right and I'm so lonely and without friends," he might just be the most realistic person here. Therefore, he is the exception that proves the rule, and therefore, also outrageous.

Laddy
WE LAUGH IN THE FACE OF LOVE BECAUSE NOBODY'S REALLY THERE AND I WOULD NEVER FIND MY WAY WITHOUT BUT YOU'RE ALREADY THERE

Really now, EoFF, just who is the most outrageous?

Is this the part where I give up on my predictions? I dunno whatever man just good luck everyone

Go Liam, go Liam, go Liam!

Moon Rabbits should win!

What? All the gangsta rap videos are about is ladies opening their mouths for INJECTIONS OF LOVE.

And the Ciddie goes to...
Christmas

31) Most Outrageous Member

Christmas........14
Space Pope.......13
Moon Rabbits......7
Meat Puppet.......6
Laddy.............6
Evastio...........4
RSL...............1

Awwwwwwwwwwww < / 3.

congrats Christmas!

Good job, sweet Mas!

Almost another prediction right. Well done Christmas! :bigsmile:

XMASSY <3

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Easiest Member
Last winner:
Nomination Leader: ShlupQuack/Raistlin

The Nominees
ShlupQuack
Raistlin
qwertysaur
Rantzien
rubah

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪: qwertysaur Rantzien: ShlupQuack qwertysaur: ShlupQuack Breine: Raistlin Jiro: ShlupQuack

Tavrobel: ShlupQuack Old Manus: ShlupQuack Shiny: Raistlin Sir Lancealot:Raistlin Psychotic: ShlupQuack Raistlin:rubah

Prediction Party Favourite: ShlupQuack (6/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Raistlin (3/11)

I'm pleased by this Ciddies having some good variety!

Pontus is easy.... to feed. There's not a single food he doesn't like.

30. Easiest Member

There’s been some debate about what this award means, which just boggles my mind. What do you think it means when someone is called “easy?” It means they’re an easy lay, dimwits! And that characteristic applies to 90% of EoFF, so narrowing this down will be very difficult. Here’s the nominees:

ShlupQuack: Definitely one of the most deserving for this award. If anyone from Twilight came up to her she’d be jumping them before they could sparkle. And you know the whole getting-married-on-my-birthday thing was just a ploy to get in my pants.

Raistlin: I’m not sure why I was nominated, beyond the fanciful wishes of the voters. Yeah, that’s right, you know you want a piece of this. http://www.thegamersalliance.net/for...ilies/pimp.gif

qwertysaur: I really have absolutely no idea what you people were thinking. I’m hoping it was just random, because otherwise I might have to pour bleach in my eyes to take away the visual.

Rantzien: Again, I’m clueless here. Is it because of his obnoxiously gay Twilight sig? If you wanted an easy guy, why not Loony BoB or Psychotic or DK? Maybe this has something to do with half of you not understanding what “easy” means.

rubah: I… I lol’d. Also well deserved, and it was suggested to me that I do limericks, so in honor of the dirty limerick thread:

The girl rubah is an easy lay
She’ll do any guy in her way
She’ll always say yes,
With no need to press
But she’s on her knees faster if paid

I was going to do dirty limericks for every nominee, but was too lazy. So, voters, feel free to post your own about these ridiculously easy members!

Space Pope was entertaining for his brief period of existence.

And Shluppers should totally win Easiest.

Oh snap

And the Ciddie goes to...
rubah

30) Easiest Member

rubah..........15
Raistlin.......12
ShlupQuack.....11
qwertysaur......6
Rantzien........4
RSL.............1

Oh snap x 2

Congrats!

Crankiest Member
Last winner:
Nomination Leader: Tavrobel

The Nominees
Tavrobel
ShlupQuack
Bunny
Raistlin
Roogle
Captain Maxx Power

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪:Raistlin Rantzien: Tavrobel qwertysaur: Raistlin Breine: ShlupQuack Jiro: Raistlin

Tavrobel: Bunny Old Manus: Tavrobel Shiny: Tavrobel Sir Lancealot:Tavrobel Psychotic: Tavrobel Raistlin:Raistlin

Prediction Party Favourite: Tavrobel (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Raistlin (4/11)

xD Saglet you xD

Almost, Raist.

EDIT: Look guys, I'm officially not cranky.

hai gaiz! bee happi! i am and i luv u allz! lol!

des pplz are mean and sad! who be sad? we come togetha an c whoo be crankiest! lol!

In all seriousness, some people just need to relax. Be like me. BE HAPPY! :) NOT MAD! :mad2:

I ask you to come together and give huggles, give thanks, and give love! <3 :jess:

Let's recognize EoFF's Crankiest Members and hope they begin to feel HAPPY!

But why are they crank? Are their shoes too tight? Are their thongs too stringy? Did someone piss on their pancakes? Who knows. All I know is that their hearts and two sizes too small.

Don't be a Grinch!

Anyway, the soon-to-be happy Crankiest Member is...

To me Crankiest and Most Bitter are like the same thing but I guess not!

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xD Saglet you xD

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Hahahahammmyes. :smug:

Come on Raistlin I need this prediction to keep in the game. :hyper:

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Originally Posted by Sagensyg

Congrats!

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Hahah...

And the Ciddie goes to...
Tavrobel

29) Crankiest Member

Tavrobel............18
Captain Maxx Power...8
ShlupQuack...........6
Bunny................6
Raistlin.............5
Roogle...............3
RSL..................1

GODsmurfINGDAMMIT xD Well deserved :monster:

Hehe

Heh. :smug:

Horniest Member
Last winner: Blue Harvest
Nomination Leader: Blue Harvest

The Nominees
Evastio
Blue Harvest
Freya
Rye
Laddy
Auragaea

Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪:Laddy Rantzien: Evastio qwertysaur:Rye Breine: Rye Jiro: Laddy

Tavrobel: Rye Old Manus: Blue Harvest Shiny: Rye Sir Lancealot:Blue Harvest Psychotic: Evastio Raistlin:Evastio

Prediction Party Favourite: Rye (4/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Evastio (3/11)

Rye sliding down a whole a Christmas merrily.

A lover's fight! :kaofight:

Laddy just loves everything

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The Horniest Member Ciddie is awarded to the person we need to keep newbies and jailbait away from. Because really, once they get going, there is no stopping these guys. But one of them outclasses the others. I would have proposed a contest, like jelly wrestling, but apparently voting is better. I don’t know, I think we’re missing out here.

Most of our nominees were too busy to respond to my messages. I bugged them as much as my procrastination would allow, but received only two replies. Here’s what I asked, and then, what they had to say.

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For Christmas 2009, a grand EoFF meet-up is organised. Everybody, strangely, forgets they have family, friends or outside commitments and catches a plane to a party island in the middle of the... let's say Pacific Ocean.

There is plenty of egg nog to go around, and alcohol if you are so inclined. What we didn't tell you is that it's all been spiked with a powder that will make everybody forget the entire event!

You are surrounded by drunk EoFFers. Some of them are even nominated for Easiest member. And if it makes you feel less uncomfortable then I'll slip them an aphrodisiac so you don't feel guilty and they'll be more willing.

So tell me. Which EoFFers would you do? :love:

If you don't want to name names then give me a number! ;)

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Our quickest response was from Rye, who as always has something very disturbing to share.

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Originally Posted by Rye

I would do so many in so many way that the Aristocrats would seem like a children's television show. :redface:

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Yeah. If you don’t know what the Aristocrats is, look it up. Or not. I would recommend not.
The next reply was from Freya. Well, I’ll let her words speak for themselves.

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Originally Posted by Freya

Wait are you asking for the names of the easiest members? :jokey:

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Okay that makes her sound like a predator. Somebody get some law enforcement over here to keep an eye on her.

To find out what happened to our other nominees, I sent a crack team of investigators out. Here are their findings:

Blue Harvest has recently returned to EoFF after a short stint working as a stripper. After his return he realised he missed that pole so much, and went back to doing part-time work at that same strip club. What he does in his free time, well... it has been said he’s been caught lurking out the front of All Girls Schools.

Laddy was seen breeding an army of corgis. My team tailed him and found that he used the corgis as a ploy to capture unsuspecting people and add them to his harem. None of my team was brave enough to break in and see what happens in Laddy’s lair.

Evastio was followed into a day spa. At least we think it was Evastio; how many people are there that are surrounded by a dark cloud covering their faces? Anyway, we found him in there where he was sneaking over to the girls section. Yeah we heard noises. Also there were lots of shouts of pleasure. So yeah, apparently our man of mystery is pretty damn good.

Auragaea called the police on my team, thinking they were stalking him. We tried to explain that we weren’t working for that guy that he had sex with who was stalking him, yeah anyway it didn’t work so three members of my team are now facing harassment cases and possible jail time. I’m sorry Auragaea D:

So while I try to bail my team out, I leave the announcement of the Ciddie to our host.


One last thing. Be careful what you post in the picture thread – these guys are watching.

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How the hell did I lose Crankiest? You guys all suck.

Also, rubah deserved Easiest after humping my leg constantly ever since Rye's mistletoe event.

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How the hell did I lose Crankiest?

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It's pretty smurfing obvious why, actually.

And the Ciddie goes to...
Freya

28) Horniest Member

Freya...........12
Blue Harvest.....8
Laddy............8
Rye..............6
Auragaea.........5
Evastio..........5
RSL..............1

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

How the hell did I lose Crankiest?

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It's pretty smurfing obvious why, actually.

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Yes, because the voters suck.

holy smurf that was unexpected

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

How the hell did I lose Crankiest?

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It's pretty smurfing obvious why, actually.

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Yes, because the voters suck.

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And because he out cranks you.

Weirdest Member
Last winner: Laddy
Nomination Leader: Christmas/Evastio

The Nominees
Christmas
Evastio
Psychotic
Serapy
scrumpleberry
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Laddy
Rye


Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪:Christmas Rantzien: Serapy qwertysaur:Kawaii Ryûkishi Breine: Evastio Jiro: Serapy

Tavrobel: Evastio Old Manus: scrumpleberry Shiny: Evastio Sir Lancealot:Evastio Psychotic: Evastio Raistlin:Christmas

Prediction Party Favourite: Evastio (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Christmas (2/11)

PRAYING ;o

C'mon Serapy you can do it

If I had made a prediction it'd would've been Evastio.
If I had voted it would've been Laddy.

Just sayin'.

27. Weirdest Member

Now you are bound to get a few weirdos when you join a site that's all about one game series, and I hear that EoFF has it's fair share of weirdos. Now just cause they are weird doesn't me can't love them just as much! Hey, it's the weirdos that make this world go round. So now I introduce the nominees for Weirdest Member.
First up we have the lovely Christmas. I just love her random visitor messages, but that my opinion.
Next up we have Evastio. I'm pretty sure his name says it all.
Now we have Psychotic. And yes he may be a bit crazy, but at least his stories and general persona makes us laugh.
Our next nominee is Serapy. I don't know much about him but judging but his avatar, I bet hes can be pretty weird
We all love Scrumpleberry, but we do have to admit sometimes she gets a bit weird.
Now we have Kawaii Ryûkishi. And I'm sure if we all looked at his "about me" section we'd say hes weird.
Up next I introduce Laddy, and well, he has a picture of a fire hydrant. And to be quite honest, it looks like its glaring at us.
And last up we have the lovely and spunky Rye. She's weird cause according to Rantzien "she has tentacles for toes".

TENTACLES FOR TOES?

*leaves eoff forever*

Tentacle toes xD

And the Ciddie goes to...
Evastio
:mukumuku:

27) Weirdest Member

Evastio.............14
Christmas...........11
Serapy...............8
Kawaii Ryûkishi......6
Laddy................5
Psychotic............2
Rye..................2
scrumpleberry........1
RSL..................1

Man it felt like forever for you to tell us who won that one!

That's three for Evastio! He's sweeping the Ciddies etc etc *more bitter ramblings*

I think the 1 scrumpleberry vote was mine too.

And the weirdest smiley that won the smiley competition will be presented to Evastio

:mukumuku:

Oh man I love this

Top job Psy you're really making a difference :up:

RYE!!! Pontus said it not me!!!! I was quoting him!

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I think the 1 scrumpleberry vote was mine too.

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No, It was Christmas.

Tooo latteeeee :kaocry:

Funniest Member
Last winner: Psychotic
Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
Psychotic
ShlupQuack
Rantzien
Flying Mullet
Quin
Noctiluca
Del Murder
Sagensyg


Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪:Psychotic Rantzien: Psychotic qwertysaur:Psychotic Breine: Flying Mullet Jiro: Quin

Tavrobel: Quin Old Manus: Rantzien Shiny: Noctiluca Sir Lancealot: Quin Psychotic: ShlupQuack Raistlin:Flying Mullet

Prediction Party Favourite: Psychotic/Quin (3/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up:Flying Mullet/(2/11)

Oh man I wrote this one too. Btw I rigged the votes for everyone who responded in time :cool:

Nomination leader: Psychotic

Uh oh!

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This is the Ciddie for the Funniest Member. You know; the one that makes you laugh. These people are responsible for me having to replace my keyboard umpteen times. Why? Because laughter and liquids don’t mix well, and when that mixture sprays all over your goddamn keyboard it’s kind of annoying. In a hilarious way of course.

Personally, I like when these speeches are funny. That’s kind of hard to achieve when all the funny people are nominated and can’t write this. So here, I’ll see what I can do t-- ARG POLAR BEAR!

Oh, never mind, it just broke the ice. Boom-tish. Okay now for the real joke. Why do elephants have big ears?

Because Noddy didn’t pay the ransom. Ha. Hilarious.

I knew I’d need some real humour so I asked our funny looking nominees for some jokes. Here’s what I ended up with.

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Hey, have you ever tried Ethiopian cuisine?
(SPOILER)Neither have they.

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Has anyone tried Ethiopian cuisine? Wait, I get it now.

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Originally Posted by Rantzien

A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.

Wait, that was more sad than funny, wasn't it... :( Let's try again.

Customer: "Waiter, there is a fly in my soup."
Waiter: "Oh, I am terribly sorry. I'll get you another bowl. I really can't apologise enough. Would you like a glass of wine - on the house?"
Customer: "Thank you, that would be very nice."

I... I'm sorry :crying2:

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Uhh, are you sure you nominated the right guy? I mean. Never mind, let’s continue.

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I've told plenty of jokes in the joke thread I created! :colbert:

Fine. Three blondes walk into a building. You would think at least one of them would have seen it coming.

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Flying Mullet created a funny thread? Then I blame him for my pile of broken keyboards :colbert:

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Originally Posted by Sagensyg

So there's this class of retarded kids right. The teacher points to the board and points at a bed.

She says "What kind of bed is this?" One boy goes "A king sized bed!" Then she goes "GOOD LITTLE RETARD BOY!"

She points at the second bed, and asks "What's this?" One girl goes "A twin size bed!" Then she goes "GOOD LITTLE RETARD GIRL!"

She then points to the third and last...bed...it's like, one on top of the other...and there's a ladder...um...

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I think the teacher is more retarded than the students actually.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Here's the first result on Google for "funny joke".

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

The joke is that women are shallow, materialistic, and also fat. :hahaha:

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He is never going to get a girlfriend :(

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Happy Hanukkah!

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Yeah I’m lost, somebody help me understand :confused:

Quin was unable to provide us with a joke, instead he asked us a very important question.

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Originally Posted by Quin

...uhhh....where?....where are my pants?...uhhh.....

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Del Murder was too busy enforcing people, but we found a note with some of his jokes-in-progress.

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

Did you hear about Hannibal? He was hilarious because of his involvement in the Punic Wars!
He also crossed the Alps with elephants. Unfortunately, the offspring didn’t survive.
Hmm I think these might need a little bit of work.

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Well there you have it – EoFF’s finest and funniest members! Which one will take the cake? Well to be honest I think my Noddy joke is better than all of them, but I guess nobody else thinks I’m funny. Whatever. Award Yuletide, take it away~

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Woo!

ilu Paul :aimkiss:

And the Ciddie goes to...
Flying Mullet

26) Funniest Member

Flying Mullet.......13
Psychotic...........10
Quin................10
ShlupQuack...........5
Noctiluca............4
Del Murder...........2
Sagensyg.............2
Rantzien.............1
RSL..................1

RANTZIEN WITH ONE VOTE!! How absurd!

'grats!

http://www.colonialwilliamsburgresor...ges/huzzah.gif

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I think the 1 scrumpleberry vote was mine too.

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No, It was Christmas.

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Oh huh. :confused:

'grats Mullet!

Best Visitor Messager
Last winner: Rantzien
Nomination Leader: Christmas

The Nominees
Christmas
Shoeberto
Rantzien
Quin
Jiro


Who they predicted to win...

Jessweeee♪:Christmas Rantzien: Christmas qwertysaur:Christmas Breine: Christmas Jiro: Quin

Tavrobel: Christmas Old Manus: Christmas Shiny: Rantzien Sir Lancealot: Christmas Psychotic: Christmas Raistlin:Shoeberto

Prediction Party Favourite: Christmas (8/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up:Rantzien/Shoeberto/Quin (1/11)

"'grats Mullet!" sounds like some kind of exotic food.

'grats Mullet!

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I think the 1 scrumpleberry vote was mine too.

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No, It was Christmas.

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Oh huh. :confused:

'grats Mullet!

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You voted for someone else.

Why am I even nominated for this I don't even

"Best Visitor Messager" is like asking for the most talented TV soap actor.