The almighty grinning one has opened a bank account with a 1.2% interest rate of course. You really are a fool to be so ignorant of the economic climate! You think omnipotent Gods don't need lunch?
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The almighty grinning one has opened a bank account with a 1.2% interest rate of course. You really are a fool to be so ignorant of the economic climate! You think omnipotent Gods don't need lunch?
Bahah, DD have I ever told me how much you crack me up lately?
Can't he just make his lunch? Or catch it, since he is a kitty.Quote:
Originally Posted by demondude55
He is an immortal God and the most powerful entity ever created! I will not suffer your insolence any longer, for I am leaving to go pray for my safety in the hope he isn't so furious he will wipe us all out. Have fun in hell, there will be no beer there.
*licks paws*
Take a chill pill, brah.Quote:
Originally Posted by demondude55
Look! He licks himself, he's a kitty!
ENOUGH OF THIS BLASPHEMY. I AM LEAVING. I WILL CRUSH YOU APOCALYPSE PARTY.
KITTY! *pets and scratches behind it's ears!*
As long as you leave the kitty with us. :jess:
demondude55, I recall devoting a good portion of my life in creation of an ode to you. Do not forget that when the time comes. Unless it's because you were drunk, I'll understand then.
Is the cat still here?
Oh yeah? Well my god has a hammer!Quote:
Originally Posted by demondude55
http://thefaust.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/thor.jpg
Hey guys, wassup? Forget the booze, bring on the hot chicks, because I'm rollin' on this Ho train now babe.
Oh no, one grinning cat left and another one joined us? It really is the apocalypse! :O
Kudos to the Apocalypse party. Without really doing anything, you've had a God abandon his people to join you.
Brilliant!
guys I thought your sig was a little bit...well...crappy, so I made you a better one.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...er28135395.jpg
no need to thank me!!!
I think their sig needs replacing with that new one immediately
Good thing we have an Administrator on our team!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ngness/KFC.jpg
HAND OVER THE KFC! BRAINS! BRAINS FOR ALL!
Jiro was having a blast at his houseparty, until DD stepped in!
(SPOILER)http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/...fail_party.jpg
That's a nice digital watch you got there, Jiro. I'll let you keep one of your arms. :zombie:
Why hello :zombert:
Hahah, smurf yeah.
Like I said, our party ensures that no apocalypse will happen in 2010. :zombie:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ness/dawn1.jpg
The party bus has been flipped.
Oh god, the intelligence of the members of this party has to be zero to none, seeing as how I can't find any brains to be found! :zombie:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...le-zombies.jpg
And to think I wore my best hat for nothing.
Still, I declare this here thread the New Republic of Zombietopia. The brains may be slim pickings, so we'll have to make do with their huge fat thighs instead!
I only eat pretty brains. :zombert:
I think we chose the wrong party for that... :zombert:
Thiiiiiiiiiiiighs
:zombert:
I agree, there's not enough pretty here to satisfy my needs. :zombert:
Wow, zombie spam much?
I'm freaking hungry as hell right now you guys :zombert:
you guys? :zombert:
KFC! KFC! EAT THE KFC! :zombie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Freya
Well this is no fair we can't cheat and change names and avatars! xP
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ngness/KFC.jpg
thread needs more of this :zombie:
so good :zombert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fonz(omb)ie
1) You PM an admin and ask them to change your name for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Freya
2) You go to the user CP and change your avatar.
It's easy, even a breather like you should be able to do it :zombert:
Okay, so I got the salt and shotguns. I'd say it is zombie killing time.
*loads and cocks gun*
She blew out her brain already, too much booze :zombert:
*eats arms*
Have fun shooting us with just stumps. :zombie:
*has a drink and regrows arms* SEE THIS IS OUR POWER!
*throws the boozes on the floor and over the zombies and catches it on fire*
Take that you undead monsters!
bobby has been infected! :zombie:
now he's known as Zombobbie
You just set something on fire that will continue to chase you... on fire. Way to make the situation worse for yourself! :zombie:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
Ha, your own have converted to the Zombie side mortals. Great minds taste alike!
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :bigsmile: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
I REFUSE TO PARTAKE IN THE VILENESS OF YOUR ZOMBIE WAYS!
:zombie:
the more dramatic your posts are the faster we chase :zombie:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
Everyone knows that the ones killing the zombies are the badass!
http://api.ning.com/files/VkHuxpJ5KK...mbieKillit.jpg
*draws a circle of salt and stands in it*
Now I hope all my random occult information will work. SALT IS PURE!
Why are you guys in our thread anyway? This is Zombietopia now.
seriously, I'm about call a zombie role call in this here thread, h'yuck :zombie:
This still belongs to the Apocalypse Party!
http://s.bebo.com/app-image/79275936..._780754564.jpg
I will not go down without a fight!
I will summon Leviathan if I have to!
You think cult tactics will work against me? Until my skin began flaking off and I hungered for flesh and brains, I had distant memories of pointy hats and great Gods. The brains .... are worth everything forgotten.
Ahhhhhh, this is the life. Sippin' blood from my skull cup. It's a tough work, being undead, but the rewards are worth it.
Thundaga! :zombie:
I think that cutting off your head, shooting you with salt rocks, stabbing you in the heart with a silver blade and having Leviathan tear you to shreds will be sufficient enough.
I'm digging our new thread you guys :zombie:
this isn't D&D though lol :zombie:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
Oh you change that thread title back right now! :mad2:
You think I don't have counters for that? *sighs*Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
Also changing thread title, so not fair!
I feel sorry for you guys so I'll let you have your title back. It's sort of like taking candy from a baby. Or a brain from an Apocalite.
I call upon the god of the sea, drown the foes in everasting sorrow.
Come, ZOMBLIATHAN!
*Zombified SWAT member wearing a bulletproof helmet*
Heh, what now? :smug:
*Vomits blood and maggots*
Already been posted. You are slow, you should join the shambling ones .....
Scott, you're a zombie you can't cast magic!
guido's will not stop the undead :zombie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
We have already gotten hux. He is THE most prepared member to fight a zombie, good luck stopping him. :zombert:
Sounds like you are panicking. :zombie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Freya
I SUMMON THEE LEVIATHAN!
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48...leviathan2.gif
TIDAL WAVE! Wash away these zombies~
Hey, Aerith's Knight?
SHE'S ONE OF US.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...1157753xq9.jpg
Yes I can. I can summon too, good luck fighting the zombified Leviathan
He doesn't have a PhD. In Zombiology does he? I think not.
*shoots another zombie*
what is thatQuote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
a salamander splashed water at us? :zombie:
I already summoned Leviathan. he can not answer your call.
You can shoot us ... the maggots will feast upon our dead skin and become infected. They will find you and infect you, they will suck your blood and make babies in your skin. There is no end, no salvation. :zombie:
Wow, evidentially you don't know the difference between reptiles and amphibians, but that's okay, you are a zombie.
No, more like a monsoon to wash you away.
EDIT:
One, you summoned some zombified abonimation.
Two, I am THE summoner of Leviathan. Not A summoner of Leviathan. THE.
Salvation is to feast :zombert:
..Too harsh. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Necrotic
Don't make me get sasquatch out :colbert:
http://th01.deviantart.net/fs8/300W/...___by_SAGG.jpg
too bad leviathan isn't real so therefore it can't be classified using taxonomyQuote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
so it's definitely a salamander :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
^^^^^
Us
:eek: :whimper: :barf:
^^^^^^
You
Even in the apocalypse, you run away from the zombies, and just generally have a good time until they get you.
That's what this party is about.
you guys need to get down with the sickness :zombie:
only then will we be able to cure those 3 copies of chromosome 21 you guys possess :zombert:
http://blog.al.com/techcetera/2008/07/onechanbarax1.jpg
I dunno seeing as how we can take out a lot with one person it isn't that hard.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...er_arrives.jpg
*yoink*
Hey guys thanks for the Sandcrawler. That was mighty generous of you. Heck, I might even let you keep your toes.
hell yeah to the zombie party bus :zombie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Necrotic
We will use it to house the organs of our harvest as well as a hunting vehicle.
That's not ours. Ours doesn't look like that, you can have that one.
That's not yours? Well thanks for that, Captain Obvious. We know it's not yours because we just stole it. :roll2
She's right, that's not theirs. It's ours now. On account of our eating the crew.
You are arguing Leviathan is not really while claiming to be zombies, yeah, okay. And you say we're the ones lacking brains.
That's it. I am going to call upon the scariest force in anime fandom: Yaoi Fangirls. You might laugh now, but if you ever met a flock of them at a convention, you will know what to fear.
Meanwhile, I'll brush up on my White Magic and just cast an AoE Holy spell to protect us. :D
Well if you go with the argument that zombies are not real then that would be admittance that leviathan is not real. :zombert: Besides, if you hadn't noticed Zombies are currently pwning your party.
Dispel!
I am not arguing that, I am merely saying for a zombie to argue that Leviathan is not real is the pot calling the kettle black.
Too weak. Scotty. It is continually being casted. :P
*continues to chant*
To all of you zombie losers who are coming here and stinking the place up with your fail comments and pointless, meandering, petty excuses for "insults" that are less potent than your sexual organs, allow me to make myself very clear.
This...
http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/a/ashed1.jpg
is my BOOMSTICK.
Now get the hell out of our thread you scum-sucking, undead rotting piles of excrement.
ur face
*eats TSoL's throat*
Can't chant if you can't talk, breathe....well I guess you're not a breather anymore. Oh well! :zombie:
zombie Leviathan, tidal wave!
I am in the middle of the spell, so how would you eat my throat? The spell is design to kill you instantly if you enter it. :p
*continues to chant*
*the Real Leviathan counters*
irony :zombie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power
Silencega!
*Leviathan blocks*
*chants* Going to work, laters~
Silencega is a multi hit spell, you can not block the entire spell.
chanting a salamander will get you no where :zombie:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
You do know that soft tissue rots first, right?
That means your wing-wang.
Next time we play Halo, Dennis, I will show you how soft my wing-wang truly is. :aimkiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
The zombie party bus is not quite ready yet!!!!
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/d...lerarrives.png
There thats better!
:zombie:
O well la de da, yonder corpse can't even come up with decent comebacks, though considering his previous posts in this thread I was as surprised at his incompetence as I was when I learned water is wet. Can someone shoot him in the head and put him out of his misery? It must hurt to be that lame.Quote:
Originally Posted by Necrotic
WE'VE DONE OUR BIT, LADS!
Victory! Victory over the living ones! Let's all board the bus and head back home with our captured slaves.
NEXT STOP: BRAINS!
Don't forget our enlightened member!
:zombie:
God. You captured some other sandcrawler! Ours has lights and an awesome sound system! Take yours and leave because we still have ours!
http://www.adrianwerner.neostrada.pl/2007/left4dead.jpg
Zombivich gaves us the keys, it's all good. :zombert:
Yes that's it! Declare victory and then run away like a bunch of pussies. That'll show us!Quote:
Originally Posted by Necrotic
Hmm nah your sand crawler sucked. It was way too gaudy and those lights and speakers were killing the speed so I de-modified it however I couldn't go anywhere without advertising our favourite junk food :P
Just for good measure. :zombie:
One of your leaders begged me to stop, so. :shobon:Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power
Damn, I was just getting into the swing of things. I'll start writing up insults for when we get to the rounds.Quote:
Originally Posted by Necrotic
I do encourage you all to play pokemon though.
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-g...eneration.html
Looking forward to clashing swords with you again, you old sea dog. It'll be just like old times.Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Maxx PowerDamn, I was just getting into the swing of things. I'll start writing up insults for when we get to the rounds.Quote:
Originally Posted by Necrotic
For now, thanks for the lunch! We'll see you again real soon! :zombie:
If the world ends before I can get all I can eat at the buffet, can I get my money back?
Exactly why are the zombies invading us again? I don't appreciate their dead-ness here. >:(
Because we sampled you and could not get enough :zombie:
Well at least we have a badass story.
GOD DAMNIT SCOTT! Please stop posting my picture everywhere I do not appreciate it!
*shoots downs Zombies*
Now then...Lets Party!! :D:cool:
I'm eating your brains first.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rebellious Eagle
:jess:
Nigga, plz. That's me, doesn't he live in England where you can't even own a knife?Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
Now you zombies get the hell of our thread and the hell away from our partycrawler.
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/le...58/Francis.jpg
you chose like the worst zombie killer out of all of themQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodNigga, plz. That's me, doesn't he live in England where you can't even own a knife?Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
Now you zombies get the hell of our thread and the hell away from our partycrawler.
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/le...58/Francis.jpg
Barry is the only logical one :zombie:
We already took it :zombie:
Bah. These zombies are no match for my taekwondo skills, of course.
you'd get bitten in a heartbeat and become infected though :zombie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rebellious Eagle
not the best strategy :zombert:
I'm a second degree black belt, remember. :zombie:
Uhh...I'll be a second degree come October. So ha!
(and I'm also younger and possibly more agile than all of you)
I have long limbs, so I'm trained to use them. I also know the Sword, Staff and Nunchaku. Sparing you would be a lot of fun though :zombie:
I hate sparring. The guys always kick me in the chest because I bet they think it doesn't hurt. 8(
They are supposed to not kick hard at all. The goal is a tap to the target point. :zombie:
Fail. We pummel each other to the ground because it's more fun that way.
Besides, sparring a zombie wouldn't be fun. I'd get zombie guts all over my nice clothes. :(
Bitch plz, I ain't black and I ain't old.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fonz(omb)ie
You're a red smear on the wall now, shush.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
A green smear. :zombert:
That's why I joined this club. Girls fighting off zombies in ill-fitting tank tops.
Chill out and dance. We have a song for you :zombie:
YouTube - Re: Your Brains by Jonathan Coulton Song and Lyrics
NO WAYQuote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
Too much skin there. I prefer t-shirts, thanks.
Damn zombies, don't even know the color of blood. I see the real reason you eat brains.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
That was a nice one, NCG.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodDamn zombies, don't even know the color of blood. I see the real reason you eat brains.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
I bleed green :zombie:
Fine fine, ill-fitting T-shirts. As long as you kill them zombies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rebellious EagleNO WAYQuote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
Too much skin there. I prefer t-shirts, thanks.
Dude. Barry is the middle-aged white guy from Resident Evil who has the best gun in the game.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodBitch plz, I ain't black and I ain't old.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fonz(omb)ie
You're a red smear on the wall now, shush.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
apparently you know nothing lol :zombie:
I like how this party went from "The end is near!! smurf it, let's party" to "OH :bou::bou::bou::bou: ZOMBIES!!! KiLL EM!!!"
They are ruining our partying!
The true face of the party is exposed, that's why we (mostly) left :zombie:
This whole party is a joke! You said you would run and party, and now you're like 'BAAAWWW TEH ZOMBEES R RUINING R PARTE'
Disgusting. :zombert:
Well, this is Zombietopia now. I can't say I blame them for not wanting to party or apocalypse or whatever the hell it is they used to be about before we showed up anymore.
WTF. You promised me pussy and now this? Should have stuck with my friggin' cult of lunatics. FYI, I'm outta this craphole.
I'm just here for the chicks looking good while killing 'em some zombies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blues Agent
Our zombie killing IS a party :D
Oh, Barry. Wasn't he a traitor? smurf that guy.
Kill a couple zombies and I'm sure Zoey will be more than pleased to... please you. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by The Almighty Grinning One
mister AK, I haven't seen you kill a zombie yet :zombie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's KnightI'm just here for the chicks looking good while killing 'em some zombies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blues Agent
how can this guy be continually wrong about Barry O_o :zombie:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
He got demoted. Even I can teabag him how :zombie:
while killing 'emQuote:
Originally Posted by Fonz(omb)iemister AK, I haven't seen you kill a zombie yet :zombie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's KnightI'm just here for the chicks looking good while killing 'em some zombies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blues Agent
While killing them
While they are killing
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fonz(omb)iemister AK, I haven't seen you kill a zombie yet :zombie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's KnightI'm just here for the chicks looking good while killing 'em some zombies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blues Agent
You leave it to the girls? Pussy. :zombert:
What? They can handle it. You tried, what happened to you again?
I became part of the best smurfing election party ever!
Ah, but we have the living females. Can't beat that. :cool:
The babe keepers :zombert:
I said "living" (ergo, real). I know, may be a bit hard to understand, having no brain and all.
Go vote in the hottest VG babe tournament, sponsored by the Hot babe keepers before I feast on you :zombert:, then go play pokemon generation II sponsored by the Zombie party. :zombert:
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/9223/scorpion5sn.png
Do do do.
*blows up zombies*
"Usually, the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me 'Cupid'!"
There is only one girl in this group who is of a decent age.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
Well, this party can't claim Zoey as theirs because she's from a game, and that is our department. But that doesn't mean we won't share, so enjoy a picture courtesy of the Babe Keepers!
http://i442.photobucket.com/albums/q...ad/5188376.jpg
Too bad I already used her as a avatar before you claimed her. SORRY!
Damn straight. Nothing better than downing some brews, having unprotected sex with multiple partners, and shooting some zombies in the head.Quote:
Originally Posted by Freya
One at a time or all at once. It's all good baby.
smurf yeah, zombie killing.
Also, that's not a very good picture of Zoey. Her face looks very... off.
Yeah sorry dude but nobody's afraid of your Dratini.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
Man, this is a blast! I love shooting up and then shooting zombies!
I didn't take you for someone that did heroin. Respect minus two :zombie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
It would probably help if you didn't miss. :zombert:
You're going to have to take off more than two if you wanna stand on equal ground there sonny. I don't respect you zombie bitches in the slightest. You just look nice with bullet holes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fonz(omb)ie
Don't dope, play pokemon! :zombert:
There's so many of you disgusting :bou::bou::bou::bou:s that I can't miss! Even if I miss you I can still boom headshot ol' zombarella over there. Gonna be a blast in more ways than one :jess:Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
What if you hit Zomidovich though? :zombie:
The only way to save him is for him to die. He is a traitor to his brethren and for that, he must pay with his unlife.
Oh, what a great logical point. Logic. You look so... tasty that you have some brain cells left. :zombie:
Oh, for the love of...
*Uses Turn Undead and wipes out all of the zombies with a brilliant burst of holy light*
Somebody else play a freaking cleric once in a while and stop leaving all of the undead to me >=O
I'm not handing over any of my brain cells to you dirty things. Y'all can go diaf bitches.
Looks like it might be zombie huntin' season after all.
http://www.gun-world.net/italy/beret...aurus_pt92.jpg
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, no ones gonna eat your eyes :zombie:
You can have my eyes, I don't need them to know you guys are ugly smurfers. I also don't need them to be able to shoot you; you guys smell like some strange combination of baby crap and tomato sauce
I made spaghetti and brainballs! :zombie:
I made a pile of zombie corpses :jess:
This is Jiro --> :jiro:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :jiro: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
You just... that was supposed to be a secret. HOW COULD YOU?!
http://100megsfree4.com/abcsofdbz/gallery/ss1.jpg
(SPOILER):zombert:
Pres: Jiro
VP: Freya
Motto: The end is nigh, so let's get high
Slogan: Be high on life, booze, drugs, even sexual exploitation, it's the end of the world and there is no reason not to party!
There you go EB
They why are you not partying. I'll join in after feasting a bit at the buffet with Quina :zombie:
your brains are mushy from the drugs and alcohol
that makes them easier for us to digest
thank you for making our job easier
Who said I wasn't partying?
You said it was 24 hour serious time!
