Dude we don't even hate the 501st. We just hate zombies cramping our style. The hell would you team up with them to beat us. Are you sure you haven't been slipped some of my silly pills or summat?
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Dude we don't even hate the 501st. We just hate zombies cramping our style. The hell would you team up with them to beat us. Are you sure you haven't been slipped some of my silly pills or summat?
You're undead and trying to eat everyone's brains. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
You and your bitch comment helped a bit. You insulted my dad man. If he were here today he wouldn't have hesitated in making you just a memory. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
We'll have many more adventures my friend. This is just another chapter to a wicked long journey!Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
You started it. :colbert:
You teamed up with them and I just don't trust them. :doublecolbert:
We're not haters. Take it up wit' yo leader who decided to launch an attack on us. We're all about the love. The love in your shirt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
Not yet. We're still deciding.
Not everyone's, do you see me attacking the fat Chocobos, and they are a restaurant. There is also the I hate everyone party, Goldenboko, and the Apathy party who we have left alone!
It should be an easy decision. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mandalorian XIII
We're not about to wait for you to attack more people before acting. You are a menace to society.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
You want me to not hate you because you're targeting us?Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
I knew you didn't have any brains
I don't mind, even though I hate zombies.Quote:
Originally Posted by R2-DEL2
I made the party but I don't own it. We are a team. Del suggested we join the Zombies so we're considering it.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodIt should be an easy decision. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mandalorian XIII
:cry:
And to think, I had strawberry smoothies on tap :(
We already finished the raid on your party. You are attacking me now for no good reason. It's like if the I hate everyone party started attacking you because you might drive drunk.
Timekeeper and I have been warring forever, but we keep our beef on the down low. It don't involve none o' you suckas. But you zombie jerks, you up and attack us and expect us to just chill?
Man I know we 'lax fellas but we ain't gonna just turn the other cheek. Almighty retribution on yo ass is the order of the day
You're still a menace to society. :colbert:
I think that by suggesting we form an "alliance," R2-DEL2 means we shouldn't use the Force against zombies for now. I'm okay with that.
By the way, I don't really like the texture of smoothies. I like strawberry slush drinks! I should choke you with the Force, Jiro.
I think we can get some White Strawberries as a peace offering as soon as these people stop trying to kill me
Hey, easily fix'd. Texture is important, I get dat. Just like those zombies ain't real fun to chill with while us smoothskins are. Ya dig?
We're not tryin' to kill you. You be summoning Ifrit and Shiva and Ramuh left right and centre hombre. We just tryin'a party. You expect us to siddown shuddup when you attack, but when we retaliate you gonna whine like a bitch?
Double standards playa. I don't dig that :bou::bou::bou::bou:
I offer up white strawberries and a massage to not conspire against us.
Zombies don't have the dexterity for that. :cool:
Denied. We are the Empire itself. You think we don't have entire worlds devoted to the raising of white strawberries?
I'm defending myself! you are trying to tear me to pieces!
Gawd, enough of your petty whining. If you ain't gonna man up then I'm really gonna have to kick your ass
I was talking to the lady. Hmph. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mandalorian XIII
Hmm... It's getting a bit too serious in here. I'm afraid I'll have to ask you gentlemen to resolve your differences in your own threads. We're here to have fun and you've turned this thread into a brawling pit.
I am offering up fruit and massages, not fighting.
How about a free oil change on the Slave I?
*tips hat*
Or I would, if I had a hat. I bid you adieu.
The zombies are offering free oil changes for life. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
What else you got?
Thank you for getting them to stop. *dismisses summon*
A properly done one, since zombies don't have any hand-eye coordination. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mandalorian XIIIThe zombies are offering free oil changes for life. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
What else you got?
And free booze.
Neither do drunk people :/
xD Score one point for Imperial Essence!
We all know wookiees are great mechanics, we're the Star Wars party after all but free for life means properly done doesn't matter. And we have a great selection of booze. Corellian wine creeps up on you.
Anything else to add before we diliberate?
We have serious time everyday, it doesn't take an hour to change oil either. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Imperial Essence
A vacation home in Kashyyyk?
(SPOILER)NorthernChaosGod...I made your avatar.
Join us!
xD
FFFUUUUUU- :eek:
I agree wholeheartedly!
Ahh, you've returned our fallen troops to us. How wonderful! Much appreciated ZD!
Turns out your recruits have no brains after I did some investigation. I don't need that!
We remove those upon recruitment. It makes for happy soldiers and we've had a 100% decrease in desertion.
Announcement: Timekeeper and I have come to a decision. His party will be merging with ours effective immediately. Sorry for going over your heads with this but, well it's the middle of the night and no one was here to vote and junk. Nothing's changing, we just have new recruits... and more hate.
Dislike leads to hate and hate has led to the dark side.
As if you weren't a Force to be reckoned with before :hahaha:
I'll be hereall weekuntil the Fist crushes me :jess:
Woah! WOAH! This here, this is my thing!Quote:
Originally Posted by JiroWe're not haters. Take it up wit' yo leader who decided to launch an attack on us. We're all about the love. The love in your shirt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
MINE!
MIIIIIINE!
You held onto it for too long. But I conceed; I, Jiro, stole another fantastic thing from my pal Timekeeper, for which I will face eternal damnation and many various punishments.
BUT THE LOVE MAN
You're right, it's not about the backstabbing, slandering, thieving, or the election, I think, I think it's about the love, the love in your shirt... The love in your shirt.
Keep that love there don't you ever give it to anyone, it's only for you.
FOR YOU!
I'll just go feed myself to the rancor then
You shouldn't do that. Australians upset his stomach.
Sarlacc then?
If you would enjoy a slow painful death with no hope of escape then be my guest. It's absolutely excruciating. Enjoy! :monster:
I'm not gonna enjoy it but I sorta owe it TK there
I feel like a pawn in an evil scheme. Tell me this wasn't planned from the start. >: |
Scheme? Really?
This wasn't planned from the start. For realz. This party started from TK's party but then TK wanted in on this party. We're all brethren here! :D
I can assure you this was not planned. TK and I sat in the same room when his party was conceived. All I remember is him swearing at me and saying he hated everyone :(
But don't worry, the 501st hate everyone too.
DAMMIT JIRO! :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
*smites*
See?
Oh HEY! You said no escape from the Sarlacc right?
Except you, right?
Yeah I'm onto you, you trickster.
Do I get a name change?
As far as I see it, The 'I didn't like any of the other parties so I joined this party' Party is still on the Ballot. Any change of votes will have to be resubmitted to make sure that votes are going to the places the people wanted them.
If Election Booth PMs all those people his/herself, then you Imperials better be damn grateful :colbert:
Thank you for your gracious understanding Election Booth!
And yeah, R2, could you make some nice name changes when you're back?
Forcekeeper, TImE Fighter, TIE Keeper or something xD
I'll leave it in your hands!
Never said I was gonna do that! Not my party. Not my work. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
This is what I like. Some backbone! Good show Election Booth!
I propose a joint attack on the Apocalypse party.
You bring the AT-STs, we'll bring the horde, they'll bring the screaming.
Don't forget the dying and the feeding the horde. Also we solemnly promise to munch on any and all ewoks we find because we all know they're the real enemy of the darkside :zombie:
I MM'ed the initiates last night with the details.Quote:
Originally Posted by Election BoothNever said I was gonna do that! Not my party. Not my work. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Welcome new recruits! I'm only going to change names of people who posted in this thread. I don't want to confuse the poor souls who aren't keeping up. :vader:
I need something for No. 78, and the others if they ever show up. Help me out!
N-O-78? Or NO-78?
Are we smurfed now? :(
smurf yeah!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Yes, you're smurfed. Repent and join the clearly superior 501st Legion.
Now that I think about it, you should rename Miriel to "Bikini Slave Leia."
I will go down partying! The end will have just come sooner than I expected.
I'm like one of the violinists on the Titanic, except I shred and I'm wasted.
I hope to see you as the opposing team in the primary results reveal in a few minutes. :vader::zombie:
Edit: We meet on the battlefield. :D
:smug: I look forward to humiliating you.
:zombert:
:vaderbert:
Edit: Damn! We need a :vaderbert:!
That's so cute :zombie:
I'm down for a Vaderbert.
Shall we add you to our OP NCG?
Go for it. I expect my name change within the hour.
And a party in the partycrawler.
The best news is now everyone who jojns a party will be able to get a FUN NAME :bigsmile:
MM Del for it. Or maybe Psy since he's online already.
I think that's how you spell Wookiee. :shobon:
If I can be Emperor Paulpatine I'll totally join this party. I'll even make my seal say something different!
Yeah do it man. I'll put you in the OP. Ask Psy for the change.
I could be mean and name you Emperor Harlepatine but you were the deciding vote...
I'll make a definite decision later today. For now I'll sleep and think on it. ;)
Mace Quindu. I mean, come on.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Necrotic
Oh yeah, definitely.
This is so much cooler.Quote:
Originally Posted by Necrotic
Also, thanks, Paul.
Oh that's too good! I just... seriously man! xD
I'm tempted to pull a DD and register Emperor Paulpatine to force Quin to become Mace Quindu
No sleeping for me then! Psy made the decision. Imma get to work on a new sig. ;)
Have you decided on a name for Miriel yet DEL2?
This is much more fun then the last elections.
I love this party.
We should get to figuring out who will do what.Quote:
Originally Posted by Election Booth
I don't quite get what the thread we make would have to look like, but I'll volunteer to be the official mascot.
I'll take General if nobody else is.
I'll take Guardian of Youth I guess.
What are your guys' stance on the President and Vice President candidates? Should we leave it the way it is?
I don't see anything wrong with the current setup. I say leave it. :D
Did you guys decide on a name for me yet?
I would like to announce my candidacy for General of All the Armies. :cool:
And does this mean I now have permission to use my red lightsaber? If so, here is my new South Park character.
http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/9...pboard01yq.jpg
Darth Banana is our sith lord so we should stand behind her.
I'll take the feedback section.
I was told I could get space rum here. And since my party went kaput I would like to join here and get some of that space rum.
Seems like we have a Princess Freia, guys. :D
NICE!
Edit:I think Quindu has that one. You can have Guardian of the Youth if you like and I'll take Keeper of FF knowledge.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosWookiee
eheheheheQuote:
Originally Posted by Slave Bikini Leia
I'll be Commander of Hate.
Sure, there is no official position according to Election Booth, but it is my job.
I don't like noobs. :mad2:
:o
Like I told Mandalore I would, I stand with you now.
Jiro! :bigsmile:
Why not get all the Apocaplypsers to join us? This could be your revenge! Now, let's think of a cool name for Jiro...
Slave Bikini Leia needs a keeper. Jiro the Hutt?
Why would it be his revenge when you're the very person who caused him to lose?
I like it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Banana
It's his revenge because he hates Zombies of course. :colbert:
I'm not sure I appreciate being fat, but it's not my place to question our leader.
Now you've got it right; zombies are jackasses. Master Quindu caused us to fall for this very reason. He wants us to unite. And he knows his :bou::bou::bou::bou:.
Now if there's a role I can do, let me know. I write a pretty mean story. Our assimilation will of course be covered asap.
hi guys sup
Howdy rubah. Care to help us put the 1st in 501st?
Members probably don't know everyone our party consists of, so I'll draw simple and little "portraits" of our members, and you can put them in the opening post of your Q&A thread, XIII!
Sweeeeeeet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Banana
Also, damn rubah.
And now for some entertainment from the galaxy's favourite cantina band:
Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes!
http://identidadgeek.com/wp-content/...odal-nodes.jpg
Are you gonna join us yet?Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
Will do. Let me know when you've finished it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Banana
Let me lord over something guys :jess:
Lord of the dance?
Claim a title boy!
Then get out there and do something!
I basically claimed Commander of Hate and Minister for Entertainment already.
Dude, you're Jiro the Hutt, Crime Lord.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro the Hutt
Is there anything left to take?
I would like to be the Official Emissary or the Official Mascot, if it is possible. Along with my role as Crime Lord. I will, of course, step aside if a long term member of the 501st would like the role(s).
Do you mean real positions or ones that we make up on the spot, like Jedi Arms Dealer?
As the official mascot I will call upon your services at some point. I can't spread the dark side through all those forums alone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro the Hutt
Call me... Darth Brutal. Now if only an admin would change my name to that. xD
(SPOILER)Yes, I've joined the ranks of the 501st
I've got your back, don't worry man!Quote:
Originally Posted by Imperial EssenceAs the official mascot I will call upon your services at some point. I can't spread the dark side through all those forums alone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro the Hutt
Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Space Rum all round!
Space Rum makes her clothes fall off, Im talking abut Freya of course. :colbert:
Alright, for Election Booth's challenges I've got these people down for the positions. If any of it's wrong or you feel shafted let me know.
Also, I feel like there's gonna be a quiz for Keeper of the Knowledge and I haven't played every FF, so if someone feels that they are more qualified for that posistion, then by all means, let me know if you want it.Quote:
Keeper of Knowledge - Lord of the Final Fantasy Forums: Mandalorian XIII
Guardian of Youth - Lord of the Wonder Square: NorthernChaosWookiee
General of All the Armies - Lord of all the "General" Forums: Mace Quindu
Official Emissary - Lord of the Feedback Forum and the Help Forum: R2-DEL2
Official Mascot - Lord of the Writer's Corner, Artist Forum, The Lounge, and Eyes on Each Other: Imperial Essence
I should totally be a 'Guardian of the FFIX' bwahaha
I doubt it'd be anything like that 13. That'd be a ridiculous task.
I agree, but the positions are for something. I guess I'll keep it, could be interesting if it ends up that way.
Do I have to like the newbies?
Yes. Otherwise they don't like us.
I think I'm underqualified then.
Do you want to switch then Julian?
If the position requires I actually do something with that forum, then yes. I would like to be Lord of the Booze.
I'll leave it up to you to ask someone to switch with you then.
I can take care of the newbies, if that's what the Wookie would like best. He's pretty fearsome.
Or I can take the Final Fantasy fora. I'm not on top of all of them, but I dare say I could give it a good crack. Tactics is the only one I haven't played at some point iirc.
Up to you guys, I'm here to help however I can.
I've decided to keep my position so you guys can switch if you want. I'll change my post if you decide to.
Hello, members of the Fist. Seems you just caught a victory over us.
It looks as if I may have to join your ranks.
I Don't Need A Blaster, at your service?
Why not join us until that day comes?
Edit: Yes! Excellent name!
Gonna need someone to change that now :eep:
Ask Loony BoB or Rantzien to change it for you. I'll add you to the OP. :D
R2 is probably getting an oil change atm. But he'll hook you up when he's fully operational again.
EDIT: Or do what XIII said. ^^
And if theres anything you need doing, now I have some free time (Too crashed out and wasted when in TAP), then I'm all ears!
I've spent too many years training and preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse to let them win. It's time to use the force for something useful for a change; like kicking some undead ass!
While I'm at it I can put my empty whiskey bottles to some proper use. Molotovs for everyone!
Oh, and you need to update your first post. The Partycrawler has been returned to you, seeing as we've joined forces!
I did all the name changes I could see. Let me know if I missed any.
I mean, uh, you guys suck, etc. etc. :shifty:
Let's crush this Zombie rebellion!
Ahhh my Sandcrawler!
PARTYcrawler!
Doesn't matter what you say, it is still TAP's Partycrawler, it's just the 501st can borrow it for a while!
Run to him...he's missed you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Forcekeeper
Glad to see Vivi22 has followed the truth path as well. I'd like to direct everyone's attention the the link in my signature which contains first contact with the 501st, and will soon detail our joining your cause.
Vivi22 is going to need a name guys. Let's get cracking.
We're still looking to get the C-3po spot filled, can't have an R2 without a 3po. V-Vpo (or Vi-ViPo) could work.
Blasters and Jedi Masters you say? Zombie Apocolypse will be short lived eh fellas? :smug:
I have no blaster, thank you!
Hey, Will, with rhyming skills like that, you should write a song to crush those zombies!
Hrm... might need some help with that one.
(SPOILER)Damn three page papers that are due in two hours that I completely forget about... Thank you jedi mind tricks, We do NOT have a paper due.
You could always hope that your teacher has joined the Zombies, cause then you could blow their head off :jess:
Lets hope that Paul and the others visited my campus. :zombert:
Be Del's taller and shinier, but kind of annoying sidekick? I think I could handle that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Imperial Essence
Haha I like Vi-ViPO. xD
Done. Also who are the ones Psy changed? I can't keep track of this.
Psy changed IDNAN to IDNAB and Will to Darth Brutal. Don't know if there were others.
When I saw 'Mace Quindu' I nearly fell out of my chair.:D
AK says (1:53 PM):
*Anywho, I get to kill things, and eat babies now
Freya says (1:55 PM):
*I get to traverse the galaxy
*and find hot babes
*er
*hot guys >.>
Hot babes and guys out there right? Maybe alien ones... right? Space rum and space hotties :cool:
But princess, as was indicated earlier. Space Rum makes your clothes fall off. :cheers:
Seeing as this is where the Apocalypse Party went (and because I don't like zombies) I'll join this party now. >:D
Okay guys, let's think up a cool name for RE! :D
Rebellious Scum?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mace Quindu
But face it guys, you're never going to have such sweet sweet dishes as ours, after all your brains are so innocent and mine :zombie: *Chomps down on Mace Quindu's brain*
....
.....Ok well with exception to the airhead there your brains are nice, I didn't want cotton candy I wanted BRAINS :zombert:
We don't eat brain with foot blood. Everybody knows that both the texture and taste are disgusting. We prefer steak dinners. With bacon. Although we have non-bacon and vegetarian options for those who prefer other foods. The Zombie Party discriminate against vegans!
We have brain tofu. :zombert:
That still has a horrible texture and tastes of brain, so it's all lose-lose for Zombies.
Dude, AK and Breine defected. D:
If we can think up good enough names, I'm sure they'd be happy to join the better party. I honestly don't know enough about Star Wars to get any decent names for them though. A Sith's Knight is the best I can think for AK, and Breine is a mystery for me haha.
Also, surely Rebellious Eagle could become our Millenium Falcon?
Tasting of Brain is the point. ;zombert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mace Quindu
Fixed :aimkiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosWookiee
It's not defection; The Apocalypse Party got destroyed. They were free agents and we offered them a chance to carry on enjoying the elections festivities with a different group of people. Chillax, Wookiee, it's all in good fun! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosWookiee
Fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZombiesaurFixed :aimkiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosWookiee
Fixed :aimkiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mace QuinduFixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZombiesaurFixed :aimkiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosWookiee
You're not very good at the whole "making your posts make sense" thing. :(
Do I have to type in Chinese again for you to understand?
If you could type in jive it'd certainly make it easier. And then, at least, your poor grammar would be acceptable.
Ooh, I do like Millenium Falcon! It sounds spiffy enough for me. Maybe I could be the Millenium Eagle!
The zombies are jealous because our names are better and less gag-inducing than theirs. :<
Definitely digging Millenium Eagle! I'll get an admin to change it for you. :D
我想吃饭你们脑。 可是你们拥有非常小脑。
Son, that ain't jive.
是中文。 中文是美。 你想不想我说英文？Quote:
Originally Posted by Mace Quindu
Get your made up language out of here. :doublecolbert:
I don't sprechen sie Chinese.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
It's the most used language in the world :zombert:
I've always thought that argument was a bit rubbish. If Denmark was as massive as China, then Danish would be the most used language in the world. Size =/= popularity.