Corrupted Wish Game

Granted. I punch you in the face. THAT'S not one of the rules, mothersmurfer.

I wish I could finish eating. (I got more steak from my sister)

Wow, you corrupted your own wish. You got more steak, but you can't eat it. My work here is done. :D

Granted. But you can't STOP eating. See the Shel Silverstein poem about Hungry Mungry for the result.

I wish RickRolling was more funny and less annoying.

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Originally Posted by razorrozar7

Granted. You are the sun.

I wish the cake was not a lie.

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That is like the BEST THING EVER... I SHINE SO BRIGHT AND GIVE YOU LIGHT WITH MY GAS.... :smug:

Granted. It's so popular, people find a way to do it while you dream.

I wish this dollar I have was instead a $10 bill. ('Merican money)

Granted, your dollar is now a 10 dollar bill. But now you have SARS.

I wish I could come up with a wish so confusing that anyone who tried to make it backfire on me would simply explode in a mass of creamy, creamy goo.

O_o

Granted. But then, just to see what happens, YOU try to make it backfire...

I wish I wasn't out of nachos.

Granted...But the world has run out of dip sauces....

I wish we lived in the world of anime..

:colbert: Pssh, Razor didn't 'splode. I call shenanigans on this whole thread.

I think that is the POINT of this thread, Essence.

@Roddy: Granted. We go to the world of DBZ. In one of the cities Cell attacked. The day before he attacks it.

I wish there was cake.

Granted but the cake batter was 30yrs past due date.

I wish I was a Echo the Dolphin

Granted. You are the Echo of a Dolphin's voice.

I wish Cloud was real.

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Originally Posted by razorrozar7

Granted. You are the Echo of a Dolphin's voice.

I wish Cloud was real.

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FAIL

Echo The Dolphin was the name of the Dolphin!

granted...He'll take form as a cloud in the skies above your house.

I'm aware of that, Roddy. The point is to CORRUPT the wish. :D

I wish either Rod or razor would have made a wish for me to corrupt. Oh well...

I wish I could corrupt have all of my friends together for one big hug.

All of your friends are fused together and whomever they hug is also fused to them.

I wish for a quina thread icon :quina:

Granted. No one uses it or posts in any thread where it's used.

I wish there was a :quinabert: :colbert:

Edit: http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3806/quinabert.png

Now how do I fix this in Paint?

Granted, :quinabert: has been installed as a viable smiley. In addition to :quinabert: the following are made available: :shluptits:, :clocock:, and :raistkini: have been added. The forum implodes from a combination of horribleness, awesomeness, and lighter fluid. You are held in a federal penitentiary for your involvement in the destruction of an internet icon. The jury sentences you to death by snoo-snoo in a landmark case that lasted a whole fifteen seconds.

I wish my tummy wasn't so angry with me right now.

Granted. It gets depressed and commits suicide.

I wish for 16,723 PSPs.

Granted. Now where are you gonna sleep?

I wish my icky strep throat would go away and I could go back to school.

You're able to go back to school, but the lectures in your courses will be so confusing and hard, that you'll come back from school every day with a headache.

I wish Richard Simmons would visit each and every staff member here on EoFF and have him post his visits on YouTube.

Granted however he then comes to live with you and post every minute waking life with him on youtube
i wish i had a genuine les paul electric guitar

I made a thread EXACTLY like this one a long time ago.... Evil Genie

Granted, but you will explode in 3 seconds

I wish for a fish

Granted. A fish falls from the air, a cat eats it, then bites you and you contract rabies.

I wish for a Big Mac and a large soda.

Granted. That meal was made with a special protein that makes you morbidly obese.

I wish I had a job, and still enough time to keep my grades up in school.

You have a job as a urinal cake maker, and have enough free time to get an A in every class, unfortunately you waste that time playing Cane and lynch 2 without volume

I wish that I had a working copy of every psp game in english

Done. But you lost your psp.

I wish I had a solid gold telephone.

Granted. It's too heavy to pick up.

I wish I could never get sick for the rest of my life.

Done! Corpses don't get sick.

I wish everything was great forever and nothing went wrong.

Granted. Everything is so great, you lose perception of what the bad is, which means you simultaneously lose your perception of what is good.

I wish I had some friggin' ice cream.

Granted. It was yellow for reasons you don't want to know.

I wish i could go home because school is boring right now.

Granted but you find out that your is now being occupied by poltergeists who make your life a living hell... :S


I wish the people of this world enter into a prosperous joy filled age...

Granted, but now we all have AIDS :mad2:

I wish everyone hated Justin Bieber.

Granted. Nothing changed though, he still makes his terrible music.

I wish vegans weren't so snooty.

Granted. They're so nice, they make you vegan dishes for the rest of your life.

I know some very nice vegans, too. :G

I wish I had more coffee.

Granted. You now have more coffee for the rest of the day! However once you run out, that's it.

I wish I had red hair. :cuch:

Granted, but then it's revealed to you that you had to sacrifice your soul for the sake of your ginger hair.

I wish I'd finish my Japanese homework already!

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Originally Posted by Blues Agent

Granted. You now have more coffee for the rest of the day! However once you run out, that's it.

I wish I had red hair. :cuch:

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You rang?