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What a thread! Hmm what are we gonna talk about?
METABOTS!
AUTOBOTS!!
MICRO MACHINES!
GOAT TESTICLES!
Let's talk about the menstrual cycle of elderly cows. You go first. :)
Amnesia greens, just in case... :stare:
I wanted to talk about Metabots =(
Metabots, talk. !!
only 14 pages......
KEEP IT GOING!!!
Me too. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by eternal essence
I loved this show, back when I used to watch television!
http://furuanimepanikku.com/wp-conte...12/metabee.jpg
METABEEEEE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ki9S...eature=related
Oh no, someone save Peppercat :(
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...erobo_Gang.gif
THE RUBBEROBO GANG!
WHAT IS THAT, WHAT IS THAT, BEES? AGGHHH!! NOT THE BEES! THEY'RE IN MY EYES, MY EYES!!! AAAAAAAAAAUUUGHHHHGHGHGHFLBRBLEGALA!!
Let's make the TC's wishes come true and post in this thread for the rest of this forum's existence. :p
Who knows, maybe we end up making the longest thread in history? :eek:
You've got me all in a twist!
POSTSSSSS
Disco dance, disco dance!
I really love eating steak. Does this make me manly?
Do you love having a penis while you eat the steak? If not, then I'm afraid the answer is no =(Quote:
Originally Posted by Freya
D'aawwww I wanted to join the beard contest :(
Who here wants to see me dance the congo?
Was there any rule saying women couldn't join? I figure if you could grow one, go ahead.Quote:
Originally Posted by Freya
This seems like an appropriate venue to reveal I'm going to change my avatar soon.
Is it inappropriate to post this ?
Goatse.cxare you crazy !?
Oh snap, posting in school, what a wild card I am.
AntagonistGB, you will now be officially known as Renegade. Meet Renegade, everybody.
ps. you will not be the first Renegade and surely not the last, but it's still a very important title. Keep up the good work. :D
Renegade of funk?
I like to dance in the shower.
I like to sing in the shower too.
I don't have a shower. :cry:
Does that mean you can't wash your twisticles every day !?
Sink. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Inferno
How "official" is this Renegade title? What perks come with the position? Do I get tenure?
I hear you get free dental care.Quote:
Originally Posted by AntagonistGB
Did somebody say... DENTAL PLAN?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr TwisticlesI hear you get free dental care.Quote:
Originally Posted by AntagonistGB
All in favour of a Dental Plan for Renegades, say aye!
Aye.
Aye!
I wonder if I should make another tl;dr about dental plans!
Absolutely. Get on that, my friend.
You'd beat me :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Freya
You know what would be a good idea? THE longest thread.
Okay, I'm going to try to make another long post. I'm going to be looking for some music to listen to, too, since with the last one, I was listening to lots of music. It was looping, but who cares? It was music, darn it. Although, I really should be doing my schoolwork right about now. But, I don't have much, and it's pretty easy anyway, so I'm not worried! School has actually been going really well for me this year. I'm thinking I'll have enough time to get a spare job, too! I really want to save up some money. But, all the places I applied to haven't called back yet. I'm thinking I'm going to call them instead. I'm mostly curious about Gamestop, just because they said they'd be hiring right about now. And hey, I'm 18 now, so I can sell people M rated games. Ooooh, look who the bad boy is! Hah. Anyway, speaking of me being 18, my birthday was just a few days ago! It was a pretty basic birthday, really. It didn't feel very different from other birthdays, but I love birthdays anyway, so it's okay! My Mom got me a nice red shirt and some brown khaki pants. She also got me Metroid: Other M, which I have been thoroughly enjoying. It's funny though, because Metroid is also the only video game series that she likes, so it's almost like she bought it for herself! XD But, we enjoy it together, so it's okay. As you might have noticed in another thread I made, I was thinking about playing it with French subtitles to catch on to a little French. I don't know if there will be any big differences in dialect, though. You see, I want to learn French French, not Canadian French, so if I'm reading a book on French French and playing a game in Canadian French I might confuse myself! But, I also might be exaggerating the differences between the two dialects. Just, the differences between Mandarin and Cantonese frighten me with every other two dialects. Like, Mexican Spanish and Spanish Spanish, or American English and English English. It's funny how the North American continent is wrecking all the cool European languages, isn't it? :p But, I'm no linguist, so who am I to say? I actually want to be a linguist. That's part of why I'm trying to start up studying French, and why I'm beginning to study Japanese. But I feel like I'll be able to retain more information if I put those languages to use. Playing video games and overall just enjoying media in other languages seems like a great way to learn if you don't have a pen pal! But also, a friend of mine named Julie has been teaching her friend Kelly how to speak French for a while now, and Kelly's been helping her learn English. So, maybe I could get them to help me, too! Kelly's also going to be studying abroad in France, and Julie offered to let her stay in her home when she does. So, maybe I could do something like that? I'd definitely get to put French to use if I did that! But, that won't be for a while off. I'd be so, so, so, soooo happy if I could do that, though! I'm actually pretty afraid of College. I'm looking forward to the environment, but I'm not really looking forward to basically sitting still for four years, especially when I did basically nothing fun or interesting during the high school years! So, what I'm hoping I'll be able to do is go on a trip this summer (which is why I'm saving money!) to basically anywhere with anyone who'd like to go with me, and maybe after my Freshman year in college, start studying abroad! I just want to make sure life is totally fun-filled. It's pretty generic teenager logic, but I actually didn't start thinking in that way until I met Julie. She told me that whenever something bad happens to her, she leaves, so the people she loves won't see her sad. I told her I wish I could do that, too, but I'm pretty much stuck in Ohio. We talked for a little bit longer, and she said that she thinks I might really just be afraid to travel! When I thought about it after our conversation was done, I thought she might be right. So, now I want to travel, and do something I know I'll really enjoy! Actually, she had invited me to go to NYC with her and her friend Kelly, but alas, I didn't have enough money to pay for traveling expenses. That's also why I'm saving up money! Just in case someone asks "Hey Nico, wanna go do this awesome thing that costs money?" and I can go "You know it, man! I have a BTOOSD savings account!" BTOOSD stands for "Blow this off on something dumb". But anyway, that's what I want to do! Have fun and be young! :p My look really changed recently, too. But it definitely doesn't reflect that attitude! Right now, I'm wearing huge circular glasses, and a white shirt I don't know the name of. It just looks like a business shirt or something like that! I used to think it was called a polo, but it's not. It has buttons on the sleeve, man! ON THE SLEEVE. But I like it! I think it looks cool. I have a blue one, and a white one. The blue one represents the look I talked about in my previous megalong post, because I typically wear it with bright beige pants. It's not the shade I wanted, though. It's more like this and not this. But still, I like it! I'm going to be going clothes shopping with a friend of mine to get some new outfits soon enough. I guess as I turn 18, I need clothes I didn't buy when I was 12! :p I really haven't changed much in size since I was 12. I'm still 5'5 (which I think is about 165 cm? I'm a dumb American, I don't know!) and still weigh just about 120 pounds (which is about 54 kg, I think). I'm overall very much the same as when I was 12! Except, now I'm 18 and need to shave! Also, I can apparently go clubbing. All of my friends keep telling me I need to go clubbing, but that's not exactly my style. And I think my business shirt isn't the best thing to wear when going clubbing, either! But, we'll see. It might be fun! But for now, I'm extremely hungry. When I started writing this I was hungry, and I figured I'd just go get something to eat while I take a break from writing. But now I'm on a roll. This is addictive. You guys got me addicted to something right when I turned 18! You monsters! Speaking of monsters, I still haven't seen Monsters vs Aliens. I wonder if it's a good movie? I know that Stephen Colbert plays the President's part, and I really like Stephen Colbert, so I want to see him in it! There was another movie he appeared in where he was a teacher, but I can't remember for the life of me what movie that was. If anyone sees this message, do tell me! I need to know! Or, as that black guy from Dirty Harry said, "'Ey! ... I gots ta know!", at which point Clint Eastwood pointed the gun at him and pulled the trigger. Thankfully, he had fired six shots, and not only five, so he was out of bullets and the black guy lived! And that brings us back to Metroid Other M, doesn't it? The black guy, I mean. The mysterious black guy! Everyone went nuts over him because he said "Remember me?" and no one knew who he was. But now, he's also apparently a fan favorite as Anthony Higgs, not just the mysterious black guy. I think he's pretty cool, too! I bet he'll die by the end of the game, though. Poor MBG. :( I just checked how long the message is. I'm not sure if it's longer or shorter than the last one. I guess I don't really care either way! I just enjoy writing. Maybe instead of making this, I should just use the blog feature that EoFF put in recently. I could put in funny pictures, too! Then we'd get loads of new members just because of my cool blog posts. :3 Maybe I could blog about learning French, and playing games in French while trying to understand them. In fact, I might just do that. I'll blog about trying to get through either Ogre Battle: March of the Black Queen or Chrono Trigger in French once I have a new laptop. Hopefully I'll be getting one soon! I used my brother's laptop before, and it had a nice little webcam built into it. I used skype for a little while, and I added some people on it (Like Julie and Kelly and Barelyseeatall), but I've been absent from Skype ever since my brother took his laptop back. So, now I want my own laptop! >:3 Maybe I could add more of you weirdos to my Skype, just to put some faces to the names, along with voices, accents, and speech patterns! I wonder how long I've been writing at this point? It was eleven something, but now it's 12:30. I type really slowly, don't I? I could write so much more if I was a better typist, but I literally only use three fingers when I'm typing. Most of the time, it's only two, but if I need to hold the shift key, I crank it up all the way to 3. Whooooo. You know, maybe writing would be a good way to go on a diet. I have ignored my extremely painful hunger for at least 30 minutes just because I'm writing about a bunch of random stuff that no one's probably going to read through. I sure hope someone does! If you have been reading this far, tell me what my next outfit should look like, because I haven't gone clothes shopping with my friend yet. Give me some nice color combos! And remember, it's about to be winter, so keep things like hoodies or thicker pants in mind! If there's a hat you have in mind to go with it, feel free to mention it! :D If I get a new laptop and start blogging, I'll wear the hat and take pictures and put it in the blog! :3 Anyway, I think this message is just about long enough now. I'm going to go make myself soup. ... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I didn't say a single thing about dental plans. I honestly don't know a whole lot about dental plans, but I do know that I have never, ever had a cavity. That's extremely surprising, because between ages 12 and 14 I didn't brush my teeth once. Now I brush every day in an almost obsessive manner, though. In fact, I'm really way more hygiene concious than I was when I was younger, but my habits are just too irregular. I've been trying to get in a bit more shape, but I can't find myself training daily, and doing 50 crunches a day hurts me. :( I was actually thinking of exercising WHILE I play video games! Studying French while getting ripped while leveling up my units in Ogre Battle? Talk about productivity. I was thinking of making make-shift weights, actually! But what I really need to work on is my flexibility. I am so far from doing the splits it's not even funny. :( I want to do them! Maybe I should do stretching exercises while I wait for units to get a move on in Ogre Battle, all the while trying to remember that when the old wizard said "Mon nom est Warren", he said "My name is Warren". :redface: But we'll see how that works out. Anyway, time for me to eat soup. (I probably should have just been cooking it the whole time while I wrote this...) Goodbye!
tl;dr Who is your daddy and what does he do?
He teaches people how to play guitar.
Noice.
Am I the only one who's noticed that the new Scooby Doo series is campier than the one from the 60's/70's?
INTERESTING STUFF.
Well camp was not allowed in the 60s. 70s is a whole different matter.
C H U P A C A B R A
FEED THE SPIRIT LOVE THE FIRE
Guys, I'm hiding from Alive-Man in here. DON'T TELL HIM. SERIOUSLY, DON'T.
:dona: <--- I'm hiding right here behind Donatello.
:leo: Leo kicks don's ass anytimeQuote:
Originally Posted by Clo
Donatello is infinitely better. What are you talking about?
Also, no one seems to care about my tl;dr. :(
Maybe if it wasn't tl I wouldn't dr, bucko.
CURSES I'VE BEEN FOILED BY THE POWER OF LOVE....
wait...No I haven't
Thanks life for ruining my life >.>
Dude, Raph was the best Ninja Turtle. Everyone knows that :raph:
I found Clo! :hyper:
Yaaay! Now you hide!Quote:
Originally Posted by Alive-Man
Okay I am now going to hide, find me if you can!
False. Leonardo is the best.Quote:
Originally Posted by eternal essence
Do I get in trouble if i give away hide-and-seek locations?
The punishment will be so severe that you won't remember it and you'll go on with your life in complete happiness until one day when you're much older you will wake up and I WILL BE THERE TO REMIND YOU.
There you go... come on guys, TWO SWORDS !!Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalonFalse. Leonardo is the best.Quote:
Originally Posted by eternal essence
.....so, in other words you're saying that it's a BAD idea, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Alive-Man
You're all a bunch of goody goodies.Quote:
Originally Posted by InfernoThere you go... come on guys, TWO SWORDS !!Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalonFalse. Leonardo is the best.Quote:
Originally Posted by eternal essence
Pfft, Donatello is the best. Especially in that one NES game! :dona:
Of course it's Leo. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalonFalse. Leonardo is the best.Quote:
Originally Posted by eternal essence
Edit: But as far as weapons go, I prefer the bo staff.
Naw, I was just joshing with you! I doubt even you'll be able to find me in the first place to give away the details of my whereabouts. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by |-THE redmage-|
Well, I did find you once, though I don't remember where. But I DID find you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alive-ManNaw, I was just joshing with you! I doubt even you'll be able to find me in the first place to give away the details of my whereabouts. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by |-THE redmage-|
YouTube - I.M. Meen (DOS game) Intro And Expository VideoQuote:
Originally Posted by eternal essenceYou're all a bunch of goody goodies.Quote:
Originally Posted by InfernoThere you go... come on guys, TWO SWORDS !!Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalonFalse. Leonardo is the best.Quote:
Originally Posted by eternal essence
How I HHHHHAAAAHTE you goody goodies.
And I found you. :heart:Quote:
Originally Posted by |-THE redmage-|Well, I did find you once, though I don't remember where. But I DID find you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alive-ManNaw, I was just joshing with you! I doubt even you'll be able to find me in the first place to give away the details of my whereabouts. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by |-THE redmage-|
mabey i dont wanna help.....
But did you find me on the same thread as i found you on?Quote:
Originally Posted by Alive-ManAnd I found you. :heart:Quote:
Originally Posted by |-THE redmage-|Well, I did find you once, though I don't remember where. But I DID find you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alive-ManNaw, I was just joshing with you! I doubt even you'll be able to find me in the first place to give away the details of my whereabouts. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by |-THE redmage-|
PS I found you before Clo did
I found you and that's all that matters. :heart:
Alive-Man, I am going to run away with you.:heart:
lol romance
:D sushi
mmmm food. gosh I'm hungry
I have this feeling I should be afraid.....
WHOA. HEY. GUYS. Let's postulate. Ready? Go.
Why does that sound so sexual? Mmm postulate
Reminds me of prostate....
I'm gonna walk this way now....
Then you add an "r" and you get prostrate, so we go from sexual sounding to....still sounding kinda sexual.
I'd like to feel your prostrate prostate while I postulate. IF ya know what I mean.
This conversation is sexy
You know it! (it's only because I'm here, mind you)
You know what? This thread ain't even that long.
Alive-Man, do you have an arch nemesis named Rotting-Corpse-Man?
Threads that aren't even trying to be long are longer than this. However, if we all make tl;dr posts, then even if we don't get the post-count we want, it'll still take waaaay more time to read this thread than all the others. So, tl;dr, everyone!Quote:
Originally Posted by Alive-Man
One day, we shall overcome them allQuote:
Originally Posted by KentarouThreads that aren't even trying to be long are longer than this. However, if we all make tl;dr posts, then even if we don't get the post-count we want, it'll still take waaaay more time to read this thread than all the others. So, tl;dr, everyone!Quote:
Originally Posted by Alive-Man
Slow and steady, my comrades. Slooooow and steady.
Post #287
Giving birth is a murder attemptQuote:
287 is the average number of cancer causing chemicals and toxins found in newborn umbilical cords
Soooo, you're meaning to tell me that creating life kills?Quote:
Originally Posted by Inferno
YesQuote:
Originally Posted by |-THE redmage-|Soooo, you're meaning to tell me that creating life kills?Quote:
Originally Posted by Inferno
More people should vote in the Screen Name Tournament, or something. :greenie:
More people should mail me $20 or more.
Rotting-Corpse-Man. That'll be the day. :p
I want an arch nemesis...
Hehehe... hahahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
It's nice to see you again, my old friend. :x_x:
You seem to be lacking eyelids brah
How can you see anything without eyelids to keep your eyes moist? >:|
He takes a leaf out of this book:
(SPOILER)
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/j...s_me_moist.jpg
Please, please, let's not be insensitive to my condition, m'kay? Geez, Alive-Man, these citizens you're protecting are assholes.
:x_x:
Wait, Alive-Man is protecting us? Since when! I protect myself :colbert:
Why have I only just seen this!?
SMURF, my nemesis has returned. And yes, everyone, I've been protecting you this whole time. Now, my arch nemesis threatens the very sanctum of sanity.
I challenge you, Rotting-Corpse-Man. Let these people go. :mad2:
Or WHAT, puny mortal? You hold no power over MEEEEE!!!:x_x:
My power is the power of love and courage, and LIFE. Nothing beats that. :cool:
I'm with RCM. The dark side, I choose
unless this becomes a post a thon, itll never catch up to vg babe
With beak and claw, I will contribute to this righteous cause.
I seem to have missed something. What is this cause we are joining?
AIDS
You would dare to oppose me, even with Inferno's powers combined with my own? You are a foolier fool than I had ever imagined! :x_x:
hmm, i sense some opposition here
Nodded Emu is banneded? NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo.........
Oh, and zombie apocalypse, yah, that sucks, but NODDED EMU NOOOOOOoooooooo........
That.....was probably one of the most epic things i have ever read.Quote:
Originally Posted by Inferno
This thread needs over a thousand more posts to equal riddles ff8
Are you doubtful that we'll get there?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
NNOOOOoo..... not you too :[Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Wow Hypo got the ban hammer of mighty justice.
why?
Also, here is a haiku for you guys:
this forum kicks ass
it will be around always
just like apple pie
All these recent bannings... must be the work of...
MUARHARHARHARHARHARHAR :x_x:
JESUS FLIPPING CHRIST!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rotting-Corpse-Man
so what exactly are these people doing to get themselves banned?
They knew too much.
O_O
Are we going to have to go on an epic journey to save the day or are we just gonna forget all about it?
Really I don't know
Seriously, why was gb banned?
Naw, I'm just chillin'.
Were all those banned people the same guy?
if it was....is it a...
*dramatic pose*
TIME PARADOX
dun dun DUN
Yeah, I still don't understand who Rotting-Corpse-Man's true identity was. And I guess we'll never know. I kind of miss having an arch nemesis. :(
I think DD opened like 10 new accounts
This thread needs to die.
This thread will NEVER die! :nonono:
But it may turn UndeadQuote:
Originally Posted by Not actually very Alive anymore-Man
Undead is good, I like undead.
I don't know what it is, but everything is better undead. I'm just a regular guy, but if I were to become an undead vampire, girls would love me. Not quite sure why....Quote:
Originally Posted by |-THE redmage-|
If only guys could find out how to become undead, all out problems would be solved.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombified CactuarI don't know what it is, but everything is better undead. I'm just a regular guy, but if I were to become an undead vampire, girls would love me. Not quite sure why....Quote:
Originally Posted by |-THE redmage-|
:whimper:
Hypo, weren't you banned ?
no
you liarQuote:
Originally Posted by AntagonistGBNNOOOOoo..... not you too :[Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
where
everywhere
Jesus?
EDIT: SEE THE FIRST COMMENT OF THE FAMILY PHOTO BLOG! IMPORTANT
I love sexy men with beards
^Do you now?
Starshine, never gonna find me.
THE longest thread is now equal with the *actions only thread*.
*shakes head*
This thread is where I am morning baiting lemons.
Do you bait lemons, Timekeeper?
OMG!
i found a cookie
My 24th post in this thread, in which I do not believe anymore
I believe in nothing except for this thread.
I believe I'm losing my hypoallergenic spirit
Then I fear all hope may be lost. :(
Im... becoming human
That happened to me once. I was not born human. Read my EoFF wiki. It contains all the sordid details.
Didn't Baloki break the wiki?
It seems to be fine now, it seems, to be.
That's what they want you to think...
How do you know it's not what I want you to think? Maybe I have a master plan for every one of you, maybe I have been manipulating EoFF to create this thread from the very beginning, maybe every single action I do every single day is manipulating planet Earth into a position which I want it to be in for my plan to be complete. Maybe.
Well I just can't be bothered updating the wiki right now so I'll pretend it's still broken :)
I'M BROKEN. I'M BROKEN INSIDE. I'M A -MAN LOOKING FOR ALIVE. :whimper:
Am I the only one who still cares about this love?
Don't you give up on this thread! You can't start something like this and give up! :nonono:
This...*sniff* is very inspiring *starts crying*Quote:
Originally Posted by Alive-Man
*redirects all other links on the site to this thread*
(poor Hypo doesn't realize he doesn't have the power to do so)
There is nothing Cactuar can't do!
best post everQuote:
Originally Posted by Alive-Man
Wait did Baloki break Alive-Man too? goddammit proto
It's the creator's birthday, wish him a good one.
DO IT
HOW AND WHY DOES THIS THREAD CONTINUE TO EXIST
I DEMAND EVERYONE STOP POSTING IN THIS IMMEDIATELY
DEATH IS YOUR ALTERNATIVE
You just posted
NO U
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
:sing:
Only five extra pages since I last tl;dr'd this place? Should I make another tl;dr, guys?
Go for it. This would be so much easier if we just multi posted
We've been Rick rolledQuote:
Originally Posted by boris no no
REPPIN' this thread.
This thread seems to have slowed of late.
The thread will never die though.
We need to bring something up that people can discuss in order to, you know, create some discussion or something.
I fell and hit my spine on a doornob really hurts, now I cant walk up the stairs, and my cell and contacts are upstairs, so I cant read my book or call my family to get them.
Cactuars don't have spines
How rude, only the ones in 8 run away
How the hell does a cactuar use a cell phone :/
...why do you need to know?
Just answer the question -_-
like this:Quote:
Originally Posted by eternal essence
Attachment 33880
Newbies should participate in this thread
The amount of crap spam required to make this thread the longest in EoFF's history would take a very long time indeed at this rate. Closed. Let's try to avoid outright spam topics where possible, guys, and leave the outright spam for special occasions or at least leave it to visitor messages. :p