Awesome! Also Levian is claiming he'll shave soon. This contest is all PGQuote:
I have a family wedding to attend tomorrow so may have to shave
Not happy......I've never felt so rugged as I do now
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Awesome! Also Levian is claiming he'll shave soon. This contest is all PGQuote:
I have a family wedding to attend tomorrow so may have to shave
Not happy......I've never felt so rugged as I do now
Forgot about the vB update.
(SPOILER)http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/.../Image0009.jpg
Forgot to post whenever it was supposed to be, hope I am not disqualified!
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http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...icture0028.jpg
Still no obvious growth. There is hair growing on my face though, so I made this diagram to point it out.
(SPOILER)The hair is growing within the ovals. Between the two lines is a dead zone -- not a hair in sight! Unfortunately the hair on my chin is blonde and is therefore pretty much invisible. I hope to find a super high quality camera and zoom right in so you can see I'm not bull:bou::bou::bou::bou:ting and actually have hair.
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...gardengrow.png
I love that you had to circle various areas of your face, Jiro, to prove a point.
I love it, too, Jiro xD
This week is an obvious exception, because the forums were down. The required update days are Wednesdays (or somewhere around there).
I really hope peegee wins, just cause he would show so much tact and grace in victory.
Ugh, I'm going out tonight. With a shrubbery on my face. Urge to shave rising.
http://i785.photobucket.com/albums/y...h_80b3670a.jpg
:( i guess i lose
Look at that mess. How are you going to clean that up?
Oh yeah, here's my pic. :monster:
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../IMG000048.jpg
By the way I haven't trimmed, that's just how it grows. :/
Parker will be now subject to ridicule! I demand it!
Also that's a pretty cool natural growth Eric. Mine grows sort of the same minus the sideburns, and also slower.
There's a little bit of hair there in no-man's land but it's just a few odd sprouts. The worst part though is the side you see now has more than the side you can't. My face is uneven. :(
Parker, I do not approve. :(
G13, you are looking fantastic!
:jess:
My ultimate goal: Viking beard.
Guardian, you look super fly with that beard. :cool:
Truly, you both made my day with those comments. :bigsmile:
But your body seems to want to grow a natural soul patch, and that's just weird, man.
Eric, you look awesome with the facial hair. :D Parker, I am disappoint.
A Dennis Miller quote? Really? I don't think I can ever take you seriously again.
1. You guys have the same last name.
2. It's from Joe Dirt. :doublecolbert:
Jiro is confusing me - did I post 3 or 2 post thusfar? wait yes I did. Yay
so like pics coming up soon!
Seconded. :doublecolbert:
You were forced to? Tell us who did this to you. Clo and Shlup and I will get our chains and baseball bats ready.
http://chronicle.augusta.com/images/...IRLS_MOVIE.jpg
Oh! Oh! CAN I BE BUTTERCUP?!
I almost pulled out of the contest yesterday, but I managed. :} although now I seem to be missing a part for my electric shaver, so I might just be around a little while longer. For the sake of my job I should probably shave by next weekend though. :{
I may or may not have taken the part to your electric shaver.
Clo, yessss, you may~ I'm Blossom, though! Shlup can be the angry one.
See this is why I disagreed with the "no trimming/shaping" nonsense in this competition. Clearly it is biased so the only ones who truly stand a chance of winning are those who are either students or lazy bums living off their parents and not having to live in the real world of work and jobs.
Iceglow, if everyone was allowed to trim and shape and keep their beard nice and neat-looking, then the contest would go on forever, because no one would have incentive to shave. Everyone would just trim and shape and keep it nice-looking, and the contest would go nowhere. The point is to want to get rid of it, but to hold out for a) entertainment and b) the prize(s).
As for the students and bums comment, there are a great deal of both who belong to this forum. I can't take everyone's personal lives into account when making the rules for the contest. Besides, those with upstanding and executive jobs probably wouldn't be interested in a beard contest anyway.
The point is to want to shave, and to hold out as long as you can. I guess you've never seen Knocked Up.
Some people keep a trimmed/shaped beard their whole life. If it were allowed it would take the whole challenge out of the contest!
That said, I might actually have to drop out soon as I have a job interview on Wednesday >;o
'older brother, restless soul lie down. lay for awhile with your ear against the earth, and you'll hear your sister sleep-talking, she says "your hair is long but not long enough to reach home to me... but your beard someday might be."'
rather fitting lyrics from my current favourite song :P
I just left clicked on them and they showed up full sized. I know your azn ways, PG sama
such whiners in this thread! Just grow the hair and deal~
I'm still playing. :/
I... I failed. ;-; Trimmed, shaped AND shaved the sides.
(SPOILER)http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/lostthegame.jpg
Rantzien, young man, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? I demand an explanation. :colbert:
I want to grow a beard and be in the contest. :(
I will win you all!
You have not a chance in hell of defeating me! I will go the longest without shaving.
yeah, but.. haha maybe i shouldn't comment :roll2
and so I'm out. one day short of 3 weeks.
Didn't get rid of it all, I never do. Shaved the neck completely, thinned out some areas and trimmed the beard.
Anyone took a final picture: 20 days.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...t_20100921.jpg
All trimmed and happy.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...20100921_1.jpg
I want to swear and insult you Levian, but you look pretty hot so I can't. But you're still a wimp. :p
I am so disappointed in you. :nonono:
I have a job. :colbert: can't be looking like no Joaquin Phoenix.
RANTZIEN AND LEV
I DON'T EVEN >:O
Five contestants left. NCG had better be joining soon.
Congratulations to all contestants who aren't concerned with your social and/or professional lives! :love:
PG...FaiL!
I have promised people at the office I will last until end of december, which would make it pretty much 4 months. I don't expect many of you to last that long if you can grow normal hair.
Everybody I've described this contest to admitted they wouldn't last much longer than a month if they couldn't trim. bwahahahaha zzzzz
You have no idea how much I dislike shaving Peegles. I can go as long as I need to.
I've gone like 3 months without shaving earlier this year, not that it really matters.
I tried to refrain from shaving my pits while BJ was gone for two months, but I just couldn't do it!
I was all unimpressed the people were dropping out already, but I guess three weeks is kind of a long time.
Go remaining competitors! :cheer:
Despair that none of you can top (the second contestant in) this video
...that's just insanity.
You both suck at growing facial hair though, I like having a beard. A wild, shaggy beard.
If it comes down to it, I will shave my legs and stick the hair to my face to win.
i will do anything in the whole world to stop you from doing that. seriously.
The general problem with the rules on this competition is the no shaping/trimming issue. This is what causes problems since many of us have actually got lives what demand us to look presentable. Hobo beard is not presentable in any circumstances.
That's why it's a contest!! It's not meant to be a leisurely stroll in the park. You're supposed to be pressured into shaving, if not by life circumstances then by your other friends making jokes about your appearance...observe;
Peegee, you look like my Italian grandmother. Cept more azn.
According to the rules on the first post, trimming and shaping IS allowed, just discouraged. It's the shaving issue you're more concerned about. However, it seems two of the rules contradict each other.
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3. Trimming and shaping are disccouraged, but allowed.
Perhaps Shorty should elaborate more about these two rules.Quote:
5. NO SHAVING. This will disqualify you from the contest.
trimming and/or shaping != shaving
QED
Iceglow, I think at this point everyone knows your opinion, but it has been explained several times that this contest works this way and why it does. I think since Shorty is buying prizes with her own money, she has the right to decide the rules. If you disagree, you're free to start your own beard contest with other rules. Now please refrain from killing the spirit any further for those who are participating.
That gets the :up: from me!
The rules have been changed to say no trimming or shaping at all. If any current participants have any issues with this change, please notify The Committee, and we will address your concern.
I love the rivalry that's going on! I also love how determined NCG is, even though he'll be starting three weeks after everyone else. Keep up the good work and enthusiasm! The first month will be over soon!
unrelated note, I am goring a beard as of august. My face is quite happy.
Don't be jelly, guize.
Hey bitches, you can kinda see some chin fluff in these ones :bigsmile: PROOF I'M NOT A FILTHY LYING POKEMON.
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http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...l/SDC10165.jpg
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...l/SDC10164.jpg
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...l/SDC10163.jpg
Pretty big photos though, sorry bout that.
haha in the first one i was like WHOA WTF IS THAT and then i realised it was a lock of your hair :p
Ugh....I would be owning this contest except maybe for Levian
Levian's disqualified so you better win.
Oh wait
Anyway, where's Sir Lancelot's pics?
I am disappoint in the beard shaving-off-of-faceitude. :[
EDIT: LOL, bears shaving off of faceitude.
*beard
You nice young men all need to learn to smile.
I agree with Clo.
Just for that I'm totally going to scowl or grimace in my pictures later today.
Is that you scowling?
I totally forgot I said that. I should re-do them.
Show me your most terrifying face! :argh:
Just for you, Clograb!
STURGEON FACE MOTHERsmurfER.
Yessss, NCG! I'm excited that you're putting forth an effort, despite starting late.
KEEP UP THE GOOD BEARD GROWING, EVERYONE~ also, I love that NCG and G13 are competing against eachother.
I'm having trouble keeping up with when pictures are due. Do we have an official day of the week when pics are supposed to be posted?
The latest pics look good! Sir Lancelot's beard is rockin'.
Well, it was Wednesdays, which was the day the contest started. But people seem to be posting pictures sporadically.
Maybe I'll make I reminder post the day before they're actually due.
Haha. I wasn't going to do all that talking and not join, I'm a man of my word. Also, a beard contest is right up my alley. Eric and I just have a friendly rivalry going.
Even though you hate me, I'm still doing this for you.
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e6...925001956a.jpg
I'm not even sure how to do this one. =\
Write CLOGRAB FACE on your forehead. That will be enough.
Do it! In permanent marker!
I SEE THE TAPE THERE, YOU BASTARD
Ahaha, the tape was clever.
/smug
Okay, I was going to keep it friendly, but now your pubescent ass is going down. Your neck beard is going to be blown away in the magnificence that is my lumberjack beard.
:jess:
I'm sorry, what? I couldn't hear you over the massive amount of hair that surrounds my face.
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my hair growing in thicker than yours.
No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I'm going to beat you so badly.
No, no, no. It's I who must apologize, I almost feel bad about beating so thoroughly someone who's clearly delusional. Almost.
If this were a "go after girls who are still in the womb" contest you would win hands down, but this is a man's contest so make yourself useful and get me another drink toots.
And if this were a "get drunk after a couple drinks" contest, well... you'd probably lose that too, little girl. What can I say? Winning isn't in your nature.
There's an easy way to settle this. Drunk Beard Contest. (I have no idea how this would go, though.)
RAZOR BLADE FIGHT
smurf you Julian. You only win this round because this round involves a drunk me. The contest is mine. My beard is already magnificent. My mom told me so.
You're a smug son of a bitch. I'll give you that. And that's all I'll give you. You'll get no quarter from me, even if you are my bro.
Patchy? Patchy!? That's some cold :bou::bou::bou::bou:, dawg. :(
:bou::bou::bou::bou: just got real, yo.
Brilliant! NCG is going to destroy us all now!
I'm with Naomi. :doublecolbert:
Not part of this competition but I'll show u what my a week growth looks like for me...Ive been very lazy to shave ....
LOL that's why I had decided not to participate! I end up looking like him http://onaired.com/wp-content/upload...President.jpeg
And none of you dare say anything about it!! :mad2::colbert::mad2::doublecolbert::hot::twak:
Haha @ Rod! Why did all the men who can actually grow hair not join?
Oh, yes, jobs. Those things.
Evidence? :colbert:
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/phot...epic7490_2.gif
I'm not shaving until a good three weeks after the rest of you lot.
You're gonna be waiting a good long while, yo. :monster:
It's okay, I can wait. Eventually you people will be tired of answering questions about whose pubes you glued to your faces.
I'm ignoring you now, Julian. Know why? Because you've been blown out of the water.
BEHOLD!
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...ayceebeard.png
Now that's a beard. She should win automatically for that display.
And here's my progress.
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../IMG000049.jpg
:smug:
Nice moustache-growing skills, Eric. Very thick.
I don't think it counts as a beard when you have hypertrichosis. It's growing on her eye.
No jules, it's just wicked sideburns.
Yes, that's what hair growth from your eye is called.
But it's not! It's just my sideburns! The frizz, it affects my beard as well as my hair. Just frizzes everywhere! You're just jealous that mines more magnificent.
I'm still in this, right? Didn't shave during my trip, so it counts!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...n/DSCN1000.jpg
I don't even know anymore.
Two kids are playing at recess.
"I'm Pikachu!"
"Well I'm Charizard! :smug:"
"Thunderbolt!"
"Nope, sorry. I just flew out of the way and set you on fire. :smug:"
"Well I'll just dodge it then."
"Nope, you can't. I'm faster than you. Also, my non-existent beard is better than yours. :smug:"
"I don't wanna play anymore."
Hey thanks! :jess: You know I was just thinking my 'stache looked pretty good today. Usually at about a month it gets crazy and looks bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Levian
Wow, Proto, you're doing good.
Eric, you look good with a beard. Never shave.
I want compliments from Clo. :(
G13, you're looking great. And Jeff, too! I'm so glad you didn't shave during your trip! n_n
Tomorrow marks four weeks that the contest has been going. Congratulations to all of you who are still participating and shame on you if you dropped out.
I haven't even been going a week! I'll update on Friday.
Cool. :smug:
I figured that would be best, just update every Friday.
You really don't grow any facial hair other than your lip and chin? :Oo:
If you look really close around his jawline you can see some fuzz.
HOORAY FOR PG! :monster:
(SPOILER)http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/.../Image0011.jpg
This is why I don't smile.
http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/eo...kiemonster.gif
Yeah fuzz whatever. Still driving me crazy. I want to die. Rubahs hurry up and visit me so I can shave!
Ya'll are getting schooled by Robert Pattinson.
http://www.eclipsemovie.org/images/5...sting_News.jpg
Ahahaha, it's true.
Mine will be better, much better.
I agree that Pattison's beard makes him look like a dirty pedo.
Sir Lancealot, I can't believe how much growth you have! It's really coming along n_n
Nice peach fuzz, PG n__________n
Not sharing for the contest, but because people seem to want scruff:
http://vignettegrimoire.com/_lynx/_photo/scruff.jpg
And then I went back to making a living.
G13, your beard's looking mighty spiffy. :D
Lance, it appears you have an alien-being eating your head.
PG, eat some smurfing red meat once in a while, my god.
And who invited Sparklefairy Cullen to this contest?! :Oo:
Man I keep falling behind with my updates D: I suppose it gives me an extra day or two to try and grow something. It's still not dark (and so you can't see it) but I have probably the same amount of growth that everyone else did after week one :p
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http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...l/100_0324.jpg
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...l/100_0326.jpg
My sides go back to the corner of my jaw and then disperse. No wolverine beard for me D:
haha Jiro will probably win because by the time he's at where everyone else is in beard length it'll be a few months down the road xD
actually my beard and his are about the same length
also i shaved my mustache today. yep! you can ask allies to confirm i had it this morning but w/e it's too irritating. I'm keeping the face fluff and the hair on my chin until it gets out of control.
Why would you keep it when you're not in the competition anymore?
Hahaha, the moment you shaved your mustache is the moment you got disqualified to win this contest.