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lol it was easy, I have over 2 years of chat logs, I'm sure if I looked hard enough I could easily have 10x the amount I posted lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
Edit: Didnt feel right not posting a quote so I had a look and found this:
http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/3350/111jx.jpg
Not really out of context but amusing none the less lol.
Jesus. Who pisses feet? :confused:
:shifty:
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Originally Posted by eternal essence
INAPPROPRIATE
who has how many quotes in this thread, and here are some quotes that may already be on this thread I dont know, I thought they were funny though.
qwertysuar-Ann Coulter. She needs to go play in traffic
Alive Man- There is nothing Cactuar can't do!
Bunny- Is it too early to vote for lamest thread?
old manus- I got one!
Instead of double posting, be an admin
mirage- No offense, but you're the most retarded person I've ever encountered.
Ok Guessing I said the first parts about EOFF Rape and lubing up after my birthday and the self rape comment. The last one though, definitely me, definitely would've said it but holy :bou::bou::bou::bou: dude I don't remember the convo and I definitely don't remember the context but it's making me die of laughter here!Quote:
Originally Posted by KaiserDragon
Guys, please be careful with what you post. I know it's not you that's said the quote, but if it's you that's typing it into a post on the forums then you are the one responsible for it. I've edited that last one that Iceglow was referring to out. :)
"Sheffie can probably beat me up..." on [sheffie]'s status.
my friend:
oops, sorry, I thought you were my dad
Before I posted that I asked Rye if it was ok for me to post it here, she said it was fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Not out of context, but funny.
My dad last weekend when we were out early:
"We can't go to Dunkin' Donuts for breakfast. They aren't open for breakfast."
:confused:
I like the sound of that already.
Ok this isn't really out of context but it needed sharing.Quote:
Originally Posted by a convo between myself and psychotic
You guys are so homo.
We both know Paul is a heshe. How is this new?Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
Maybe but only because IF Paul were a girl, he'd probably look something like Shlup! Tell me you wouldn't if he had a sex change?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Hahahahahahaha you smurfing slay me, Steve. I love Paul but that is an incredible stretch of the truth.
If he looked like Shlup, I would tear that ass up.Quote:
Originally Posted by IceglowMaybe but only because IF Paul were a girl, he'd probably look something like Shlup! Tell me you wouldn't if he had a sex change?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
He has to look just like her tho...right? Or are you cool with a reasonable facsimile on a 6x4 card?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodIf he looked like Shlup, I would tear that ass up.Quote:
Originally Posted by IceglowMaybe but only because IF Paul were a girl, he'd probably look something like Shlup! Tell me you wouldn't if he had a sex change?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
What are you talking about, Eric? I am beautiful. Mummy says so!Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
Just like her. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by PeegeeHe has to look just like her tho...right? Or are you cool with a reasonable facsimile on a 6x4 card?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
look at this
Posts:2,313,347Members:23,249
I disagree. How many shots of bourbon will it take for you to change your mind?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodJust like her. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
Cid's wife:
yes sean does treat me to candelight poop dinner in fact! what a guy huh?
I stretch nothing, nothing except yo mamma's purse because you know she can't get enough of me I'm like heroin to that girl.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
A lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by PeegeeI disagree. How many shots of bourbon will it take for you to change your mind?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
1? 2? 10?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodA lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
A couple bottles.
That's like my first apartment you're talking about, bro.Quote:
Originally Posted by IceglowI stretch nothing, nothing except yo mamma's purse because you know she can't get enough of me I'm like heroin to that girl.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
Me: "...Does that mean you're really fertile?"
Me: "Does Luna Lovegood really make love good?"
That can be arranged. Would only cost me like 30$Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
And a new liver for me.
I dunno what genetic traits you have, but clearly it's not alcohol immunity.
I'll give you 3 bottles if you drink them all the same day (within 24 hrs)
I've put my liver through enough in my life, I need a new one if you still want me to drink like that.
What are you some sort of asian? DRINKk,7lul97il7yQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
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Originally Posted by Shorty to Rantzien
Do itQuote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
Who is the loser who left the toilet seat up, I had to lift it!?!?
"I want to put my basilisk into your Chamber of Secrets ;)"
NOTE: I wasn't serious, OR sober when I posted this on fb
what?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
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Originally Posted by Shorty's Shopping List
that's not out of context!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
Your face is not out of context!
Edit: oh wait yes it is lolol
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/pgfaceooc.gif
Wtf is up with his hair? o_o
Do you even need to ask? He's azn.
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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
What?Quote:
Do you even need to ask? He's azn.
Me: "I'm happier than an A.D.D. kid with glowsticks and aluminum foil!"
Friend: "So you did make her feel better?
"FEEL BETTER"
Phone sex?
PERVERT.
WHO ARE YOU?"
Shorty is just too good a source for these.
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Sarah says (22:47)
I'm bust :(
Y
How is that out of context? I assume she was just stating an obvious truth.
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(3:13:08 PM) PGies: don't touch it just look at it
(3:13:14 PM) Stu: ... okay.
(3:13:20 PM) PGies: would you look at that
(3:13:20 PM) Stu: it's beautiful.
My friend on AIM xD
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Diego: hungry for balls
Diego: gunna go eat
Manny: My heart shattered.
Shorty: I think I left mine at Eric's house.
would you just look at thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Shoeberto
just look at it
yep just look at it
It's/// beautifulQuote:
Originally Posted by Peegeewould you just look at thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Shoeberto
just look at it
yep just look at it
. . . . . . . .
it got away...
Shorty and Eric sitting in a tree...Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
who's eric?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodShorty and Eric sitting in a tree...Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
You know Eric, PG. :colbert:
Yeah, PG. You know Eric. God.
God damn you.
Eric? Eric who?
hey stu wouldja just look at it?
Everyone knows Eric, come on, guys.
yeah but wouldja just look at it?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Looking.
Touching.
Squeezin'.
julian won
but wouldja just look at it?
I can't see it.
just look at it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Oh, that? But it's so tiny.
yeah but wouldja just look at it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
um the context is so obvious. shlup was talking about ice cream truck clowns.Quote:
Originally Posted by JiroQuote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
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NO
YOU CAN"T HAVE MY PRECIOUS BODILY POOS
*hides them in various locations so that you will never find them all no matter how long you search*
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I can make a wild guess that you keep most of them in your butt
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it's like a gam---
WHAT
NO
OF COURSE NOT HAHA
THAT WOULD BE SILLY
AND UH EASY
brb
I lol'dQuote:
Originally Posted by rubah
Hey look I found it... It only took typing "quotes out of context" into the search bar.
This should be an exception to the revival rule right? seeing as the new thread is a revival of it in a sense.
xD certainly, but it's just as easy to have made a new one :monster: