GOING TWICE...!
GOING TWICE...!
(shameless self post count bumping)
SOLD! The No Lynches have it ladies and gentlemen!
Night actions sent to Agent Proto. I don't know how long you have to do it, but make it quick smart!
Night 1 went on without a kill. Surprisingly, everyone manages to survive Day 1 and Night 1. Day 2 is among us, and we need to have someone lynched to end this day.
Also, 24 hours to go, or 5 players majority to lynch someone. qwerty's vote has also returned to normal.
Theory: As night took so bloody long, the mafia among us did not submit his or her kill in the time limit. Remember that everybody claimed cop!
Expectation: The entire town will discuss doctors, roleblockers and smurf knows what else.
Oh yeah, forgot the important thing:
leader of mortals, innocent.
I investigated Jentleness, result is Guilty. I investigated her because she is one of my top three suspects, and I have a sliver of blind hope that I am not paranoid but either insane or sane and get an innocent result. Remember, as soon as someone gets both a guilty and an innocent result, we will greatly narrow down the suspects.
So just to restate what I said yesterday, I think our scum is either leader of mortals, Jentleness, or DK. I'll post more when more investigation results are posted.
Also here is a nice update on everyone's results so far and all possible cop types, as well as any other important pieces of info. :p I made the Lyncher and Lynchee notes orange because I felt like it. :p
[q]Laddy Insane Cop. (Confirmed)
Night 0: demondude (guilty)
Night 1: dead, no investigation
Demondude Paranoid Cop or Insane Cop (confirmed Town)
Night 0: demondude (guilty)
Night 1:
Psychotic Sane Cop or Insane Cop or Naive Cop
Night 0: Jentleness (innocent)
Night 1: leader of Mortals (innocent)
Jentleness Sane Cop or Insane Cop or Naive Cop
Night 0: Psychotic (innocent)
Night 1:
DK Sane Cop or Insane Cop or Naive Cop
Night 0: Psychotic (innocent)
Night 1:
qwertysaur Sane Cop or Insane Cop or Paranoid Cop (most likely Paranoid)
Night 0: Psychotic (guilty)
Night 1: Jentleness (guilty)
f f freak Sane Cop or Naive Cop or Insane Cop. Also a Lyncher
Night 0: Psychotic (innocent)
Night 1:
leader of mortals Sane Cop or Naive Cop or Insane Cop.
Night 0: Psychotic (innocent)
Night 1:
Remon Sane Cop or Naive Cop or Insane Cop. Also the Lynchee.
Night 0: f f freak (innocent)
Night 1:
[/q]
There was no death because of me. Trust.
Investigated Jen and got guilty.
Investigated Jen and got innocent.
I investigated Jen and got no result. I have no idea how.
I investigated Jen and got Innocent.
Updated
[q]Laddy Insane Cop. (Confirmed)
Night 0: demondude (guilty)
Night 1: dead, no investigation
Demondude Paranoid Cop or Insane Cop (confirmed Town)
Night 0: demondude (guilty)
Night 1: Jentleness (guilty)
Psychotic Sane Cop or Insane Cop or Naive Cop
Night 0: Jentleness (innocent)
Night 1: leader of Mortals (innocent)
Jentleness Sane Cop or Insane Cop or Naive Cop
Night 0: Psychotic (innocent)
Night 1:
DK Sane Cop or Insane Cop or Naive Cop
Night 0: Psychotic (innocent)
Night 1:
qwertysaur Sane Cop or Insane Cop or Paranoid Cop (most likely Paranoid)
Night 0: Psychotic (guilty)
Night 1: Jentleness (guilty)
f f freak Sane Cop or Naive Cop or Insane Cop. Also a Lyncher
Night 0: Psychotic (innocent)
Night 1: Jentleness (innocent)
leader of mortals Sane Cop or Naive Cop or Insane Cop.
Night 0: Psychotic (innocent)
Night 1: Jentleness (no result)
Remon Sane Cop or Naive Cop or Insane Cop. Also the Lynchee.
Night 0: f f freak (innocent)
Night 1: Jentleness (innocent)
[/q]
Looking at the results stated so far the only possible way Jentleness could be mafia would be if Remon is insane while f f freak and Psychotic are naive. This will also only work if f f freak returns guilty from a sane cop investigation. DK and leader of mortals would the be the sane cops by process of elimination.
To confirm this Remon would have to investigate anyone and see if he gets a guilty result, or everyone would have to investigate f f freak and post their findings.
The only possible way for us to have 2 of each type of cop is if Jen or f f freak are scum, and looking at the results on Jen, I'm pretty positive that she is innocent. Now, because of what happened with f f freak and Remon, I'm pretty sure that f f freak is innocent as well. This means that we don't have 2 of each cop, and we can not assume so, because to do so would be wrong. I do, however, think it wouldn't be a bad idea to have us investigate f f freak.
...I can't believe I am doing this.
DD if you stopped the kill, do you have any information you'd like to provide us with regarding the intended victim or perhaps the attacker?
I got targeted.
leader of mortals, what are the details of the Bitchy part of your role? Be as specific as possible.
I'm not bulletproof, btw. Although I've been trying to keep it, you know, on a need to know basis so as to impede the Mafia. Which I did when they failed their kill. Leave it at that! :p
Yeah i also want to know about the bitchy cop.
OK I'm at work and posting fro m my BlackBerry so forgive the plain text. I decided to go ahead and see if I am insane or not and I investigated myself (sorry qwerty). I received innocent as a result so I am either sane or naïve. It sounds like someone role blocked leader of mortals if he didn't get any result ion his investigation. Also, my suspicion right now rests on DK because he hasn't made a legitimate post since agreeing with me that Paul is innocent.
Updated again. Remember that one person listed is lying. I also added the extra words people claimed to have like my role as Grammar Cop.
[q]Laddy Insane Naughty Cop. (Confirmed)
Night 0: demondude (guilty)
Night 1: dead, no investigation
Demondude Paranoid Cop or Insane Cop (confirmed Town) has some variety with his role, refrains from elaborating
Night 0: demondude (guilty)
Night 1: Jentleness (guilty)
Psychotic Sane Cop or Insane Cop or Naive Cop
Night 0: Jentleness (innocent)
Night 1: leader of Mortals (innocent)
Jentleness Sane Cop or Naive Cop
Night 0: Psychotic (innocent)
Night 1: Jentleness (innocent)
DK Sane Cop or Insane Cop or Naive Cop, claims to be a Greedy Cop
Night 0: Psychotic (innocent)
Night 1:
qwertysaur Sane Cop or Insane Cop or Paranoid Cop (most likely Paranoid) Claims to be a Grammar Cop
Night 0: Psychotic (guilty)
Night 1: Jentleness (guilty)
f f freak Sane Cop or Naive Cop or Insane Cop. Also a Lyncher Claims to be a Good Cop
Night 0: Psychotic (innocent)
Night 1: Jentleness (innocent)
leader of mortals Sane Cop or Naive Cop or Insane Cop claims to be a Bitchy Cop
Night 0: Psychotic (innocent)
Night 1: Jentleness (no result)
Remon Sane Cop or Naive Cop or Insane Cop. Also the Lynchee and is the Bad Cop
Night 0: f f freak (innocent)
Night 1: Jentleness (innocent)
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Guys, let's see some voting so someone can get lynched at the end of the day. I swear, if no one starts voting, I'm going to modkill one of you at random.
Votecount
f f freak: f f freak (1)
Jentleness: Jentleness (1)
DK: DK (1)
demondude: demondude (1)
Remon: Remon (1)
leader of mortals: leader of mortals (1)
qwertysaur: qwertysaur (1)
Psychotic: Psychotic (1)
I pick qwerty because he's being useful with the tables. Kill him and the town will have to find someone else to do it! :bigsmile:
Actually I feel like making Proto do some work :bigsmile:
##Unvote: DK
##Vote: leader of mortals
##Unvote: leader of mortals
##Vote: Jentleness
##Unvote: Jentleness
##Vote: Remon
##Unvote: Remon
##Vote: Psychotic
##Unvote: Psychotic
##Vote: demondude
##Unvote: demondude
##Vote: f f freak
##Unvote: f f freak
##Vote: qwertysaur
##Unvote: qwertysaur
##Vote: DK
happy now Proto? everyone got a vote during day 2. :bigsmile:
Not what I had in mind, but whatever floats your boat.
>_< I've been busy buying a new mobile phone! I decided on the HTC Incredible 2 and it is 1000 times better than my old BlackBerry! I was going there would be more dialogue before we voted but if you insist we must vote right now:
## vote: DK
The bold text is not a contradiction. I didn't say that I absolutely believed that f f freak was innocent, I said that I thought she was probably innocent. "I'm pretty sure", leaves room for error, thus making this not a contradiction.
As for why I believed it would be good to investigate her, I first will address your next question/statement to me.
I don't know how you missed the next post after it, where I had a revelation using my logic puzzle solving skills, but here it is again.
The only error in my logic above is that I neglected the possibility that f f freak may be scum. I did this, however, because I did not believe that f f freak was scum. I believed that she was innocent. As for why I want her investigated today, it was to once and for all rule out the possibility of there being 2 of each cop. If both Jen and f f freak are innocent, that means that there is NOT 2 of each cop, if you look through my logic, which would actually make it so you aren't a confirmed town anymore, Qwerty, as well as keeping us from wasting our time with useless arguments of limiting the types of cops that we may be.
Now, as for what my role pm says about a Bitchy Cop, it says that, although I act like a "Bitchtard", I often get my work done. I don't know what it means by often, and I don't know if being a bitch has any repercussions.
I love my traps, especially when people I suspect waltz directly into them :jess:
There are only 2 ways to confirm that anybody is town. Method 1 is having everybody investigate that person. Method 2 is to kill that person.
The method you are wording your arguments is what irks me the most. Phrases like "I'm pretty sure" are a red flag. It shows that you want others to go after the trail you suggest and collect evidence for you. Then when said argument fails at a later date, you have an exit and you get someone else to take the heat for you. Scum don't want to stand out in a small game like this.
That revelation does not answer my question though. You could investigate DK and vote to lynch Jentleness. You can't depend on your night actions to find all scum.
So I'm scummy because I thought, and still do think that f f freak is confirmed because of how she claimed good cop? Of course I can't be sure that she is innocent without having her lynched, which is exactly why I said I was "pretty sure". I don't see how you are trying to turn this on me, calling it a trap. I also don't understand why you have yet to comment on the fact that it's almost guaranteed(Oh god, uncertainty again in a game where nothing is certain! I'm mafia!) that we have a different set-up than what was previously thought, which was the point of my entire argument.
How exactly, in a game that probably has only 1 scum in it(I'm not being exactly sure of myself again, I guess this further proves that I'm mafia!), is dismissing someone as probably town a scummy move? If she dies and is town, how would that be any different in people's image of me than if she dies and I say she is absolutely, positively town?
As for why I decided to investigate Jen, it's because I found her most scummy. Why would I investigate someone I found to be less scummy, and then just kill Jen without giving her a proper chance to be investigated. I also learned just as much from having Jen investigated as I did from having her killed, by learning that she is innocent, I nearly destroyed the possibility of there being 2 of each cop. Investigating Jen gave me the same info as killing her would have, and here it was done in a better and less reckless way.
Now for DK. When I said I wanted to investigate DK, it was thinking there was 2 of each cop, and me trying to use logic to find out what the possible cops could be. When I made that post, I didn't see what I found out in the next post of mine, the revelation that I cited earlier. Thus, my revelation DOES answer your question. Through my revelation, I got a better suspect. Simple as that.
Wait a minute leader of mortals, I thought you said you got no result from your investigation of me? :confused:
I did, but other people all got innocent. Thus, I conclude you are innocent. Sorry I worded that oddly. Qwerty will probably decide it makes me scum.
The beauty of my traps is that I use more than one. ;)
I disagree with your approach to finding the mafia member. You look at one and only 1 person and ignore the rest. You need to take more than one person into account at once, like I am doing tight now. Using votes I'm putting pressure on DK to contribute to the discussion. While I wait for DK to reply, I attack you and pick apart what you say. I don't need a night action to make an investigation after all.
Clever use of sarcasm to dull my attacks though.
Remember that both myself and demondude got a guilty result on Jentleness.
I understand that I can often be very one-track minded, but you saying that I should have lynched Jen and investigated DK is something that I strongly disagree with. In a game like this, every person is an extreme asset, and we must be careful not to lose one of those assets so carelessly. To be one-track minded is a safe option, and although I agree the safe option is not always the best option, with it being so early in the game, I stand by my decision, and it saved Jen from dying a useless death today.
As for yours and demondude's results, I didn't consider them. You, Qwerty, got a guilty result on a damn near confirmed town Psychotic. Demondude got guilty on himself. This means that you two are either Paranoid, Insane, or Mafia. Well, demondude isn't mafia since the insane cop found him to be guilty, so he's confirmed town.
Also, it still makes me sad that no one has commented on my revelation. I was really smurfing proud of myself when I logiced my way into finding out that we are most likely not in a "2 of each cop" setup.
Now, I'm going to go to bed. I leave you all with my list of people that I consider to be town, and why.
Demondude: He was guilty by the insane cop. By definition, he is town.
Psychotic/Jen: They were investigated and nearly everyone got innocent. I see no doubt to them being town.
Remon: From his roleclaim, which was given weight by f f freak.
f f freak: From her roleclaim that she is the lyncher, I can't believe that she would be a mafia. I'm not sure, however, if being the lyncher makes her guilty on investigation.
This leaves only Qwerty and DK. I suppose I will follow Qwerty's lead, and vote for DK, and I will be investigating Qwerty tonight, unless we all decide on someone else.
##Vote: DK
Now, I'm off to bed. I should be able to come on in about 8 hours to see how things are going, before college.
Votecount.
DK: qwertysaur, Jentleness, leader of mortals, DK (4)
f f freak: f f freakqwertysaur(1)
demondude: demondudeqwertysaur(1)
Remon: Remonqwertysaur(1)
Psychotic: Psychoticqwertysaur(1)
leader of mortals:qwertysaur(0)
qwertysaur:qwertysaur(0)
Jentleness:qwertysaur(0)
Oh my, 1 more vote for a majority on DK.
Wait,wait,wait! Why are we suspecting lom? Didn't he suggest that we revealed our names first? I mean, if he were mafia he would have no idea that our roles had adjectives on them, you can't deduce that just from Laddy's death right?
Oh and you sure you want to lynch DK just for posting once? -_-
I am not a big fan of lynching anyone without some tangible and discussed proof, however, no one wanted to chat much yesterday about DK's merits. I don't like voting inactives, they are usually players who don't feel their character role doesn't play a significant enough role in the game to bother making time for play. However, I am suspicious of him from the lack on actual contributions he's made to this thread. He has never explained what "Greedy Cop" means, and he has not really done more than to point fingers at people for non mini mafia reasons (suspecting qwerty because of him signature, agreeing with Paul because I am an female, American, coffee drinker). Like qwerty, I was hoping my vote would put pressure on him to come explain his role better, but it hasn't happened yet. I think my next investigation will be leader of mortals. He was one of the three I suspected (along with ff freak). I will be able to say more tomorrow (hopefully)
In my mind, DK, Qwerty, and myself are the only 3 people that have yet to be confirmed. If we narrow it down to just me and Qwerty, I know exactly who to investigate, and who to vote for. Also, with DK being inactive, he isn't any help to us here. Better to lose someone that doesn't help than to lose a cop that does.
And the final piece of this trap was triggered. I stated earlier my reasons for narrowing it down to either leader of mortals or DK. I then placed a vote onto DK as bait. leader of mortals took the bait.
##Unvote: DK
##Vote: leader of mortals
Care to elaborate? Are you saying that, because I agreed with you on some points and disagreed with you on others, it makes me mafia?
Yeah those traps are really suspicious. It's more like you're making them on the spot to make lom look scummy.
You know what, Qwerty... I don't like how you are playing...
Encouraging the town to lynch people along with investigating others is both reckless, and a thing that the mafia wants. The mafia wants us to cut our numbers down, so it makes it easier for them to take control, and it makes it easier for them to win.
You have still refused to say what you think about my revelation. As if you are trying to hide it. Why? Because it's the only thing that kept you from being a confirmed Paranoid Cop. If you sweep it under the rug, as you've been doing, maybe people will still believe that you are Paranoid, right?
And then you give us your "traps", a technique that I truly hate, because it allows you to seem more smart and thoughtful than you really are acting. It allows you to convict someone based on nearly nothing and sound like you have a huge case against them. This person happens to be me.
With the above thoughts, I have more than enough to vote for you, Qwerty.
##Unvote: DK
##Vote: qwertysaur
I'm lynching DK because I'm a mindless drone and incapable of independent thought
##vote: DK
when he is revealed to be mafia I will put this on my list of mafia successes and brag about how awesome I am until the end of time for discovering him.
Also seriously now, there can't be just one plain' ol' mafia in this set up. 8 town vs 1 mafia is a bit silly anyway, but with some sort of death-stopper and with Proto revealing Laddy's investigation despite him dying, there either has to be more than one scum, or the scum that we have is some sort of mutant death beast with six bajillion special powers.
Yeah. What. I've been reading through this keeping my eye on DK and Qwerty, and this is a good enough reason to vote imo. I won't say too much though because I'll just reiterate LOM's sentiments, so I'll say this: YOU SET OFF MY TRAP! :[
##vote: qwertysaur
...Flavor coming up soon. Unless anything drastic happens from now to then, looks like DK is getting the lynch today.
I don't really like DK's recent inactivity for this game, as I had hoped he would be a little more active than he is currently. Though, I would have to say that his activeness became his undoing. After all, being a "Greedy Cop" that he claimed, his greediness for the donuts left him too busy to interact with the rest of the cops, especially to the likes of Jentleness, our Friendly Cop, and Psychotic, our only plain Cop, who can now both claim to take this as their victory. They tried to pressure DK into explaining himself, but his mouth was stuffed from the donuts. He couldn't explain that he was really not one of them. Why would he? He wanted them dead, but instead, he ended up dead himself.
And with his lynch, the town of cops all win! DK was really a Fake Cop. Thanks for playing, chump!
Votecount.
DK: Jentleness, Psychotic, DKqwertysaur,leader of mortals(3)
qwertysaur: leader of mortals, demondudeqwertysaur(2)
f f freak: f f freakqwertysaur(1)
demondude:qwertysaur(1)
Remon: Remonqwertysaur(1)
leader of mortals: qwertysaur (1)
Psychotic:qwertysaur(0)
Jentleness:qwertysaur(0)
Wait, we're lynching qwerty?
Ok I am just a mindless slave here to do whatever you guys want and shrug off all personal responsibility and accountability really.
##unvote: DK ##vote: qwertysaur
no just kidding
##unvote: qwertysaur ##vote: No-lynch
Qwerty's traps are always prime mafia gold. Seriously you guys, him doing that doesn't make him suspicious, he always does this stuff. He's just adding a little bit of fun and flavour. Relaaaaaaaax. Jeez.
I don't really get any of his traps, though. lom's acting weirdly and saying some things that I wouldn't say (WHICH OBVIOUSLY MAKES HIM SCUM) but I don't know how he really got ensnared into saying it. He just... did it. Still, I got a clean result on lom so I'm not going to bust out my pitchfork and torch just yet.
Think of there as being 2 lynches per day. One we have no control over whatsoever, and there is no chance of the person dying being mafia. The other, we do have control over and there is a chance of whacking mafia. I will never suspect anybody for calling for a lynch to occur. Last night not withstanding, they're gonna kill us regardless of what we do.Quote:
Originally Posted by o' mortals
Oops, too late there Psy. :>
hahahahaha
I KILLED THE MAFIA
OORAH
*heroic*
I was a bulletproof cop. I was keeping it secret because saying 'I'M A BULLETPROOF COP' renders my bulletproof-ness practically useless because I won't be targeted. Called a Macho Cop, though.
And that's our game!
Here are everyone's roles with their sanity included.
Remon: Bad Cop Lynchee
leader of mortals: Random Bitchy Cop
Psychotic: Cop
DK: Fake Cop
Jentleness: Naive Friendly Cop
f f freak: Good Cop Lyncher
qwertysaur: Insane Grammar Cop
demondude: Paranoid Macho Cop
Laddy: Insane Naughty Cop
edit: Btw, f f freak did technically win in my setup. She just didn't accomplish lynching Remon.
Yay? Do I win or not? Either way, Congratulations to all the members of the town.
Whoa who has the most votes?
Guys. :p
My traps for this game were a combination of dummy and bait traps. I was sure that either leader of mortals or DK were the scum, and since DK was not around I just played with leader of mortals instead for most of the day. I worded my posts so I would take some suspicion on myself, and try and frustrate leader of mortals so he would make mistakes that would give away his scum nature if he was in fact the evil cop.
Additionally, building a case against leader of mortals made the bait trap. If DK was about to be lynched and he had a chance to save himself, he would preserve his own life and vote to kill the person with the most votes. This backfired slightly as I because that person, but DK never showed up so this part was not needed.
Yeah!!! Also, Jeff forgot to mention that if I died there would be no. Day afterward sincee you would all be at my funeral. Good job Townies!!!
@qwert Yeah but lom was confirmed innocent the moment he asked to reveal our names. That made you look suspicious instead. :p
I'm glad I never investigated DK now that I'm confirmed naive, but truthfully I suspected I was from the beginning, being the friendly cop and all. :x
Actually that was a false assumption. Laddy had a name with his role as well, so there was the possibility that lom used that info to create an alibi. :p
The increased suspicion on myself was the back up plan. if I failed to get lom as the bait for DK to try and save himself, I would use myself instead. This wasn't needed in the end though, as DK never showed up.
I considered that too, but I didn't really think that was the case here.
And also Laddy is a winner. Dead town aligned roles win with the town right?
I believe the title suggests he did :p
There is only one winner now. Thanks for being good sports! :)
Participation is what's important :p
Here are the PMs I sent.
Hi f f freak, you are the Good Cop. You're an admired person among your peers!
Every night, you are to PM me who you wish to investigate and I will tell you if they are guilty or innocent.
You win when the Mafia is eradicated.
You will also win if you happen to get rid of the Bad Cop during the day. One problem though, you don't know who is the Bad Cop.
~
Hi Jentleness, you are the Friendly Cop. Everyone loves you because you are such a nice gal!
Every night, you are to PM me who you wish to investigate and I will tell you if they are guilty or innocent.
You win when the Mafia is eradicated.
If you die, the next day may be skipped for your funeral.
~
Hi leader of mortals, you are the Bitchy Cop. You may act like a smurfing bitchtard, but you often get the job done.
Every night, you are to PM me who you wish to investigate and I will tell you if they are guilty or innocent.
You win when the Mafia is eradicated.
~
Hi qwertysaur, you are the Grammar Cop. You get annoyed by every little mistake anyone makes when in comes to the English language
Every night, you are to PM me who you wish to investigate and I will tell you if they are guilty or innocent.
You win when the Mafia is eradicated.
~
Hi Psychotic, you are a Cop. You are there to serve and protect.
Every night, you are to PM me who you wish to investigate and I will tell you if they are guilty or innocent.
You win when the Mafia is eradicated.
~
Hi demondude, you are the Macho Cop. The manliest of all manly cops, so you don't need no protection either!
Every night, you are to PM me who you wish to investigate and I will tell you if they are guilty or innocent.
You win when the Mafia is eradicated.
You are also immune to nightkills.
~
Hi Laddy, you are the Naughty Cop. Yes, you are the kind of creep that's always copping a feeling on others, you bad naughty cop. :jokey:
Every night, you are to PM me who you wish to investigate and I will tell you if they are guilty or innocent.
You win when the Mafia is eradicated.
~
Hi Remon, you are the Bad Cop. No, you're not mafia. Everyone just hates you because you're not a very good cop. Be careful though, someone is out to get you.
Every night, you are to PM me who you wish to investigate and I will tell you if they are guilty or innocent.
You win when the Mafia is eradicated.
~
Hi DK, you are the Fake Cop. You're not really a cop, you just pretend to be one. You are also the lone mafia.
You can't investigate others during the night. However, you can nightkill. Every night, you are to PM me who you wish to kill and it shall be done.
You win when you are the sole person alive.
Poor DK, he was only 4 days away from retirement.
Why was I killed?
Well Qwerty, I still don't believe in your methods, but damn, are you a good cop. Or something XD
Really, I think you should have had DK lynched as you had originally planned and investigate me in the night. You made it a bit too complicated, and it confuzzled me XD
That was quick but quite enjoyable actually, well done town! Except for the fact that Psychotic cast the lynching vote. We are never going to live this down.
Naaaawwww, like any of you nobodies could beat a World Class mafia genius like me to the punch. I knew Dan was mafia on day 1 when I saw Laddy had died and Dan made his first post of the day. Seriously, have a look at those two events, there are huge smurf off clues right there. He can back me up on me noticing it immediately if needs be 'cause I decided to rehash Mafia II and be like "Yo dude you are mafia this is smurfing obvious" on MSN. If it had been anyone but him I would've instead gone into full on Psychotic berserk mode and had him lynched then and there. But 'cause he's a pretty chill fellow I decided I was going to try to help him win, but then he got bored of the game so I just dicked about for a bit.
Feel free to disqualify me for talking about the game outside of the thread and make me a loser :lol: I still figured him out legitimately, and first! As such my penis is bigger than anyone's in existence and LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT HOW smurfING GREAT I AM AT BEING A HUMAN BEING MMMMM I AM LITERALLY FARTING ON MY HAND SO I CAN SMELL IT OH IT'S SO GOOD
please take every single word in this post 100% seriously...! :greenie:
If I played I would have beaten Psychotic.
You? Ha! You couldn't even beat your own meat.
Well, apart from that unfortunate incident when you were caught in that park dressed as Spiderman, but I know you don't like it when I bring that up. Those nuns didn't like it being brought up either.
Do you have a dartboard you use to come up with these references?
Yup.
Dartboard A:
Spiderman
The Fonz
Elvis
NorthernChaosGod
Dartboard B:
Children
Nuns
President Obama
NorthernChaosGod
It works on so many levels.Quote:
Well, apart from that unfortunate incident when you were caught in that park dressed as NorthernChaosGod, but I know you don't like it when I bring that up. NorthernChaosGod didn't like it being brought up either.