<Shorty> I just don't flash them in PHOTOS
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<Shorty> I just don't flash them in PHOTOS
tavaryn> i come back and it's all snuff films and molestation
tavaryn> I'm going in limp.
Phil> Well yes, it will be squishy I assume. But I'm very nimble. I get into crawl spaces you didn't even know existed.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
Award Jiro> EAT ME SEPHEX
Sephex>"As Spehex slowly sucked Jiro in, he felt the tip of his doner drag across the roof of his mouth and down his throat."
Sephex> *boner
Wow, I'm popular in here I guess.
I wish I had a copy of the dialouge between me and Sylvie to put in here.
It'll be in the logs but I'm too lazy to cut/paste
[11:37] foa> We have to start with Sam
[11:37] Shorty> oh okay
[11:37] Shorty> I'll do Sam
[11:37] Shorty> you do me
[11:37] foa> You can do sam
[11:37] foa> I will do you
o_O> there is nothing weird about semen stains
Oh, isn't that cute. Widdle Steve's finally got a real internet girlfriend.
Mel and Steve for Cutest Couple Winter 2012.
Steve and I have e-sex all the time. All. The. Time.
Pics or it didn't happen.
You're all on drugs I tell ya.
This thread has become something awful
and I love it
Also, it reminded me why I stay away from chat, at all times.
I'm so glad ONE person understand that it never happened xDQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Steve and Melissa
Sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
:flirt:
No and
@Rantzien> His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.
Oh another note:
Mirage> I hope you're 14, or I might make an appearance in the sexual offender registry
[22:37:37] <tavaryn> 1700 dollar rent @_@
[22:41:54] <Mel> for what tavy?
[23:16:53] <tavaryn> mel: for sarah
That's right, I rent out my body. It's no big deal.
...How much? I know someone who may need a place to stay for a while. Also, where exactly in your body? Is it near the surface? Is it possible to get a room with a view?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
With Sarah, there are always many, bountiful views.
Sorry, Tigma, I'm all booked up.
shut up, wesley
Raistlin is right. Personal experience. A++ would rent again.
I'd appreciate it if you left feedback on my Yelp page, Dak. I'm always looking for constructive criticism from my [strike]customers[/strike] tenants.
my reaction to reading this postQuote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
And those last couple of seconds with Ashley laughing and surrounded by dudes in suits is me, Daney <3
I see no reason to elaborate.Quote:
Nick, I found a use for your intestines.
Who said that?
Those brackets are used for hmtl so they disappear.
Parker is a sick person who is into cannibalism#sylvie: you could dine most exotically
#sylvie: you don't need a hospital to make a pregnant woman produce sustainable babies
#sylvie: the child would have never existed
#Parker: we need a world where we can feed infants grain through a tube
#Parker: dine on delicious foie
#sylvie: no
#sylvie: you need to feed them balanced meals
#Parker: but
#Parker: plump children...
#Parker: soft children...
#sylvie: if you force feed a child grain through a tube they will be unhealthy and unhappy
#sylvie: if you treat the child as if they are going to die when they are say, 7 or 8 years old, you can provide them the happy life that a smurfing domestic animal enjoys
#Parker: ok lol enjoy your grade C childlivers i guess
#sylvie: ass and cheeks
#mobiletora: Did i just stumble upon a conversation on breeding children for food
#sylvie: yeah it's aunt sylvie's power hour right now
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#sylvie: i was just telling parker how to enjoy a good meal every decade
#Parker: IM LEARNING SO MUCH TODAY
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#sylvie: if you strive on trying to increase the chances that the child will be born with downs syndrome
#sylvie: you will be of higher luck and splendor
#sylvie: they tend to have more meat on them and they are barely human beings so you can more effectively keep them happy like livestock
#sylvie: enjoy some fried mongoloid
#Parker: imagine like being the kid
#Parker: who doesnt get chosen
#sylvie: what do you mean not chosen
#Parker: i bet they'd feel like really bad and their self esteem would plummet
#Parker: like maybe they're too tough
#Parker: not plump enough
#sylvie: you can't really pick and choose. you're probably kidnapping a woman to give birth to your child and hopefully simply die during child birth
#sylvie: if you don't want to eat the kid then you're making a mess
#Shorty: Oh, is that what you guys are talking about? xD
#Parker: sorry
#sylvie: there's no reason the meat should be bad if you treated them like you should
#Parker: was assuming a situation where you are like a family
#sylvie: no, that would not work
#sylvie: you'd get caught
#Parker: yea but at the same time youre talking about raising them happy and stuff
#sylvie: not in a family setting
#sylvie: you'd be living entirely alone with this child somewhere off the radar
#Parker: you know
#Parker: this seems like a whole lot of effort just to save money on meat groceries
actually there's really nothing out of context about this
haha parkers final quote best yes yes yes
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[21:41:30] <Shorty> One little, two little, three little indians
You look for ways to make me seem like a racist!
BAHAHAHAHAH!
Parker> http://tekstovi-pesama.com/g_img2/1/e/3558/emil-5.jpg
kotora> for some reason he reminds me of rantzien
kotora> just seems to me that rantz is the kind of guy who would flaunt his butt like that
Sephex's adventure with the Dragon King
Warning: full-context awesomeness
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[21:12] <tavaryn> but gamestop only gives you like 2 bucks for it :(
[21:12] <Sephex> Brosephiroths!
[21:12] <Jiro> Brosephexiroths!
[21:12] <Sephex> You have heeded my call, young warrior!
[21:12] <Sephex> What shall we do?
[21:12] <Sephex> Storm the castle?
[21:12] <Sephex> Or run from the enemy!
[21:13] <Sephex> WE CANT
[21:13] <foa> shorty
[21:13] <Sephex> WE WONT!!
[21:13] <tavaryn> ugh
[21:13] <foa> does it sound like this
[21:13] <foa> Barn Owl Shriek - YouTube
[21:13] <Shorty> foaface
[21:13] <tavaryn> i am trying to convince myself to play a video game
[21:13] <Shorty> lemme listen
[21:13]SEPHEXPOT
[21:13] <Jiro> We never run
[21:13] <tavaryn> it is not going very well
[21:13] <tavaryn> someone help
[21:13] <Jiro> Except towards danger
[21:13] <Shorty> No.
[21:13] <Sephex> Jiro is in my army now
[21:13] <Shorty> I don't think it's an owl.
[21:13]Tigmafuzz, you best me joing this party!!!!
[21:13]Maybe. I swallowed gum today.
[21:13] <Shorty> Pretty sure it's a prehistoric flying thing that is not a bird.
[21:13]I might be too slow to be in the army again.
[21:13] <Sephex> We are going to storm a caslte.
[21:13]Well......
[21:13]I doi enjoy storming castles
[21:14] <Jiro> I will serve Sir Sephex valiantly!
[21:14] <Sephex> Thank you, my knight!
[21:14] <Sam> Shorty said I'm evil demonspawn and she wants to kill me
[21:14] * Tigmafuzz puts on his rubber suit and minerva boots
[21:14] <krissy> That Gotye Song - YouTube
[21:14]well you are sam
[21:14]but that should be seen as a good thing
[21:14] <Sephex> How should eb storm the castle? Just run in? Or think of a more cunning plan?
[21:15] <Shorty> I NEVER SAID THAT
[21:15] <Jiro> Cunning!
[21:15] <Shorty> EVER
[21:15] <Jiro> Always use your cunning!
[21:15]We should do like Nobunaga did
[21:15] <Shorty> I agreed when she said she was evil
[21:15]in my dream
[21:15] <Jiro> I put all of my points into cunning when I started my build
[21:15] <Sam> She said she wants to sacrifice me to her Mormon gods
[21:15] <Shorty> but now that I have her address I"m considering killing her
[21:15] <Shorty> ahahaha
[21:15] <Jiro> A cunning warrior, they'll never expect it!
[21:15] <foa> I have wandered into the animals part of youtube
[21:15]you will never leave foa
[21:15] <Sam> And she and her sisterwives will eat my entrails
[21:15]so many cute animals
[21:15] <foa> never to be seen again
[21:16] <Sephex> Ok
[21:16]sephex let's rain down fiery arrows upon them
[21:16] <Sephex> Jiro.
[21:16] <Jiro> !age roogle
[21:16] <Yumitsuka> Jamil's age is 26 years, 2 days, 16 hours, 20 minutes and 9 seconds.
[21:16] <Sam> YAH EVERYONE SEND ME A CARD FOR MY BIRTHDAY
[21:16]and then point and laugh
[21:16] <Shorty> WHAT THEN MY CARD WON'T BE SPECIAL
[21:16]sam I will draw you a card
[21:16] <Shorty> I WAS GOING TO HAND MAKE IT
[21:16] <Sephex> Let's flank the castle from the left and all of us will fire arrows EVERYWHERE!!!
[21:16]and then take a picture
[21:16]and then burn it
[21:16] <Shorty> ahaha meeeean tigma!
[21:16] <Shorty> Why would you do that :(
[21:16]because
[21:16] <Jiro> Spin around firing rapidly so we become a torrent of arrows!
[21:16]if I mail it
[21:16]she'll have my address
[21:16] <Jiro> Shorty I was already doing that first
[21:16] <Jiro> You're late to the party
[21:17]and then she'll send me bombs
[21:17] <Shorty> Nope, sorry Dak
[21:17] <Sephex> Ok, you guys read for this?!??
[21:17] <Shorty> You thought of it after I just said that
[21:17]YES SEPHEX
[21:17] <Shorty> And stole my idea for yourself.
[21:17] <Sephex> !
[21:17]LET US RIDE INTO VICTORY
[21:17] <Shorty> BUZZ OFF
[21:17] <Sephex> 1
[21:17] <Jiro> Spinning arrow attack!!!
[21:17] <Sephex> 2
[21:17] <Sephex> 3
[21:17] <Sam> It's true
[21:17]KA
[21:17]ME
[21:17]HA
[21:17]ME
[21:17] <Sephex> FLANNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:17]HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[21:17] <Sephex> GO
[21:17] <Sephex> GGOGOGOGGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOOGGOG
[21:17] <Jiro> FLANKING LIKE A TANK
[21:17] <Sephex> GGOGOGOGOGOGOG
[21:17] <Shorty> xDD
[21:17] <Sam> SO MANY HOMEMADE CARDS :3
[21:17] <Sephex> Start firing the arrows
[21:17] <Jiro> ARROWING LIKE I'M BARROWING
[21:17] <Shorty> I'm loving this xD
[21:17] <krissy> macaroni cards
[21:17] <Jiro> Pew pew pew pew!
[21:17] <Sephex> They look confused!!!!
[21:17] * Tigmafuzz blew up a mountain next to the castle, accomplishing nothing
[21:17] <Sam> I will put them on the windowsill above my bed
[21:17] <Sephex> FIRE
[21:17] <Jiro> Arrows make laser sounds!
[21:17] <Sephex> FIRE EVERYTHING
[21:17] <Shorty> ahaha macaroni cards
[21:17]PEW PEW PEW
[21:17] <Sam> so when i go to bed at night
[21:17]PEW PEW
[21:18] <Sephex> EVEN THE CHICKENS!!!!
[21:18] <Jiro> Thwack crash shoot bang whoosh few
[21:18] <Shorty> and all the macaroni falls off in the mail
[21:18]PEW PEW PEW PEW
[21:18] <Sam> i can look at them
[21:18] <Shorty> glitter everywhere
[21:18] <Jiro> Mrrrwrownw
[21:18] * Proto aims an arrow to the knees
[21:18] <Sam> and dream of all of your beautiful faces
[21:18] <Sam> STICKERS
[21:18] <Jiro> CHICKEN BOMB
[21:18] <Sam> LOTS OF STICKERS
[21:18] <Sephex> Okay, the left side is crumbling!!!
[21:18] * Proto FIRES
[21:18] * Jiro does the dance of his people
[21:18] <Sephex> KEEP focusing on that point!
[21:18] * Tigmafuzz holds up the left side
[21:18] * Jiro dodges all the returning fire!
[21:18]IT'S GOING TO CRSH MY CARROTS
[21:18] <Sephex> It is flashing orage
[21:18] * Jiro uses Focus! His attack power went up!
[21:18] <Shorty> Sam I am going to cover the envelope the card is in in so many stickers it will make your head spin
[21:18] <Sephex> HIT THE ORANGE SPOT!
[21:18] * Tigmafuzz builds a greenhouse and moves his carrots
[21:18] <Jiro> Charge forward and break that weak point!
[21:18] <kotora> night all
[21:18]ATTACK THE WEAK SPOT FOR MAXIMUM DAMAGE
[21:18] <Shorty> The postman will probably grow concerned.
[21:18] <Jiro> Punch punch punch
[21:18] <Sephex> THE CASTLE WALL WILL FALLL IF WE DO!!!!!
[21:18]night kotora
[21:18] <foa> what the hell is going on in here.
[21:18] <Jiro> fight fight fight
[21:19] <Jiro> good night kotora
[21:19] <Jiro> !
[21:19] <Sephex> NIGHT KOTORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[21:19]FOA QUICK DODGE
[21:19] <Sephex> GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA
[21:19] <Jiro> FLYING KICK OF DOOOOOOM
[21:19] <Jiro> WATCH OUT
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[21:19] <Jiro> OH NO
[21:19] <Sephex> Wall is busted ioen!!!
[21:19] <Jiro> smurf
[21:19] <Sam> Haha
[21:19] <Jiro> MY SHOULDER
[21:19] <Sam> Sarah
[21:19] <Shorty> It's like I'm on the set of Heat or something
[21:19] <Sephex> *open
[21:19] <Jiro> THEY GOT ME SARGE
[21:19] <Shorty> Sam
[21:19] <Sam> Pull a Molly Weasley
[21:19] * Tigmafuzz stubs his toe
[21:19]MAN DOWN
[21:19]MAN DOWN
[21:19] <Sephex> Jiro!!!
[21:19] <Shorty> Samface
[21:19] <Sam> And put like 50 stamps
[21:19] <foa> I can stop all of you
[21:19] <Sam> All over it
[21:19] <Shorty> Open Faced Sammich
[21:19] <Jiro> THEY GOT ME oh it's just a flesh wound
[21:19] <foa> I can bring peace back to #eoff
[21:19] <Jiro> I'm alright
[21:19] <Sephex> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[21:19] <Lawr> you guys talk too much
[21:19] <Jiro> SUDDENLY
[21:19] <Shorty> ahahaha I'm going to xD
[21:19] <foa> fo you know how?
[21:19] <Sephex> JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[21:19] <Sam> Samsonite
[21:19] <Jiro> pssswahaaaaoooooo
[21:19] <Shorty> gonna molly weasley that tit up
[21:19] * Jiro uses CURE
[21:19] <Sephex> AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
[21:19] <Jiro> Tip top!
[21:19] <Jiro> Wait
[21:19] <Jiro> No
[21:19] <foa> Peabody's Bathtime - YouTube
[21:19] * Tigmafuzz casts fluffly bunny
[21:19] <Jiro> still bleeding!
[21:19] <Jiro> smurf
[21:19] <Jiro> QUICK
[21:19] <Shorty> SAM
[21:20] <Shorty> oh my god
[21:20] * Jiro sleeps for 7 seconds
[21:20] * Jiro is fully recovered!
[21:20] <Shorty> I'll get one of those recording yourself cards
[21:20] <Jiro> YES
[21:20] <Jiro> IT WORKS
[21:20] <Sam> I love how there's like
[21:20] <Sephex> *with great strength Sephex thorws all arroes at center caslte*
[21:20] <Shorty> and molly weasley that tit too
[21:20] * Tigmafuzz uses quick attack
[21:20] <Sam> 3 conversations going on atm
[21:20] <Jiro> Throw them arrows!
[21:20] <Jiro> ALL OF THEM
[21:20] <Jiro> THROW THE BOWS TOO
[21:20] * Proto uses splash attack
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[21:20] <Jiro> THROW EVERYTHING
[21:20] <Jiro> THROW ME
[21:20] <Sephex> WE HAVE BROKEN THE ENEMIES PERIMETER
[21:20] * Jiro throws himself
[21:20] <Sam> OMG
[21:20] <Jiro> WHOOOOO
[21:20] <Shorty> ahaha xD
[21:20] <Sam> SAMANTHA JONES
[21:20] <Jiro> I"m flying!
[21:20] * Tigmafuzz jumps up and down pointlessly while chanting "leedleedleedleedlee"
[21:20] <Sam> HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR
[21:20] <Sephex> Okay
[21:20] <Shorty> ahahahaha I'm doing ut
[21:20] <Shorty> it
[21:20] <Sephex> WE ARE IN
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[21:20] <Jiro> Time to cause some real damage right Sephex!
[21:20] <Shorty> sonofabitch
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[21:21] * Jiro bear mode engaged
[21:21] * Tigmafuzz starts firing machine guns at people
[21:21] <Jiro> LET'S smurf tit UP
[21:21]RATTATTATTATTATTATTA
[21:21] <Sephex> WE have to kill the king of the castle now!!!
[21:21] <Sam> BOYS AND THEIR TOYS
[21:21]OX KING?
[21:21] <Shorty> I should have kept that tit to myself and surprised you xD
[21:21] <Jiro> AW YEAH RAGE OF A THOUSAND BUTTMUNCHERS
[21:21] <Sephex> LOOK FO THE KING!!!!
[21:21] <Sephex> But if you find him
[21:21] * Tigmafuzz turns the speakers to eleven
[21:21] <Jiro> THE KING IS AN OX?!
[21:21] <Sephex> DON'T ATTACK!!!!!
[21:21] <Jiro> OH MY GOD
[21:21]THAT'LL FLUSH HIM OUT'
[21:21] <Jiro> IT"S DESTINED
[21:21] <Jiro> OX BEAR BATTLE
[21:21] <EoFFChatter1948> ...
[21:21] <Shorty> you guys ahahaha xD
[21:21]OH GOD JIRO HELP ME
[21:21]CRABS
[21:21] <Sephex> DO NOT ATTACK THE KIN!!!!!
[21:21] <Jiro> LET'S DANCE WHILE WE ASSAULT!
[21:21]CRABS EVERYWHERE
[21:21] <Jiro> OH NO
[21:21]CRAB BATTLE
[21:21] <Jiro> CRAB BATTLE!
[21:21]IT BROKE MY KNIFE
[21:21] <Sephex> I HAVE SOMETHING I MUST DO
[21:21] <Jiro> FUZZY T MY BROTHER
[21:22] <Jiro> I WILL AVENGE YOU
[21:22] * Tigmafuzz dances the song of his people
[21:22] <Sephex> YOU HAVE TO LET ME CONTACTT EH KING
[21:22] <Jiro> counter balance the knife
[21:22] <Sephex> JUST LET ME FIND HIM
[21:22] <Jiro> quick slash
[21:22]TAKE ME TO YOUR LORD!
[21:22] <Jiro> retract!
[21:22] <Sephex> HElP ME~!!!!!!
[21:22] <Shorty> counter balance ahaha
[21:22] <Jiro> OH GOD SEPHEX TOO!
[21:22]"could have ben an African swallow"
[21:22]I SAID TAKE ME TO YOUR LORD
[21:22] <Jiro> FUDGE CAKES!
[21:22] <Proto> I'm lost in all this chaos
[21:22] <Jiro> African swallow or european?
[21:22] <Sephex> GRAB PUBLIC HAIR BATTLE FOIRM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
[21:22] <Jiro> THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!
[21:22]it's a matter of weight
[21:22] <Proto> I'll go enjoy some muffins
[21:22] <Sephex> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGGGGg'
[21:22] <Jiro> OH GOOD PUBLIC HAIR!
[21:22] <Jiro> QUICKLY
[21:22] * Tigmafuzz fires radioactive muffins at the enemy
[21:22] <Jiro> GET THE SCISSORS!
[21:22]public hair?
[21:22]like
[21:22]available to everyone
[21:23] <Jiro> WHERE'S MY DONKEY
[21:23] <Jiro> I NEED MY NOBLE STEED
[21:23] <Sephex> We can do it!
[21:23] * Tigmafuzz is riding a grue
[21:23] <Jiro> RIDE DONKEY
[21:23] <Sephex> The King is in the Next Room!
[21:23]OH GOD I FORGOT GRUES ARE PURE EVIL AND DEATH
[21:23] <Jiro> WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S DEAD? :(
[21:23] <Sephex> Let me in there!
[21:23] <Jiro> SADFACE
[21:23] <Sephex> Help me up there!
[21:23] <Jiro> BUST OPEN THE DOOR
[21:23] <Jiro> JUST
[21:23] <Shorty> * The rest of chat ceases.
[21:23] <Jiro> I NEED TO KILL SOMETHING
[21:23] <Jiro> :(:(:(:(:(
[21:23] <Sephex> Throw me up there!!!!!
[21:23] <Jiro> SADFACEFORVEER
[21:23] * Tigmafuzz tpyes GO NORTH
[21:23] * Jiro braces
[21:23]*you have hit a wall*
[21:23] <Jiro> THROWS SEPHEX
[21:23] <Sephex> Then I can get to the KING!!!
[21:23] <Jiro> TOO HIGH
[21:23] <Jiro> INTO THE SUN
[21:23] * Tigmafuzz TYPES GO EAST
[21:23] <Jiro> HE COMES BACK DOWN
[21:23] <Jiro> SUCCESSFUL LAUNCH
[21:23] <Sephex> *time passes*
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[21:24] <Sephex> I A THERE!!
[21:24] * Tigmafuzz reads THe Brothers Karamazov
[21:24] <Sam> Can I get in on this action?
[21:24] <Sephex> I AM GOING TO THE KING
[21:24] <Jiro> Houston we have successful moon landing
[21:24] <Sephex> HANG TIGHT!!!
[21:24] <Jiro> Roger that Jiro
[21:24] * Tigmafuzz brings in sam
[21:24] * Jiro hangs ten
[21:24]GOGOGOGOGOGO
[21:24] <Sephex> wwww
[21:24] <Sephex> Wait
[21:24] <Sam> smurf YEAH
[21:24] <Jiro> radical dude~
[21:24] * Tigmafuzz throws sam at a random gaurd
[21:24] <Sephex> wait....
[21:24] <Sephex> ...
[21:24] <Sephex> ...
[21:24] <Sephex> Who?1
[21:24] <Jiro> IT'S A TARP!
[21:24] <Sephex> who are you?
[21:24] <Sephex> NNN
[21:24] <Sephex> NOOO!
[21:24] <Shorty> ahahaha it's a tarp
[21:24] <Sephex> ARRRRGGRGRGRGRGSFRGSFR
[21:24] <Jiro> IT'S A CARP!
[21:24] <Sam> A GOURD
[21:24] * Tigmafuzz has a heart attack
[21:24] <Sam> AND A TARP
[21:24] == Sephex has changed nick to Dragon
[21:24] <Shorty> oh dear lord
[21:24]HNNNNNNGGGGGGG
[21:24] <Jiro> Oh smurf
[21:24] <Jiro> oh smurf
[21:24] <Jiro> DRAGONS
[21:24] <Shorty> what fresh hell is this
[21:25] <Jiro> DRAGONS
[21:25] * Tigmafuzz rides dragon
[21:25] <Jiro> I love dragons!
[21:25] <Jiro> LET ME STAB IT
[21:25] <Shorty> WHAT
[21:25]YEAH
[21:25] <Lawr> seen chionos
[21:25] <Utamaru> Lawr: chionos spoke 10 days and 22 hours ago; 10 days and 21 hours ago was here and left IRC: Leaving:
[21:25]COME AT ME BRO
[21:25] * Jiro does a smurfing ninja rockstar slide
[21:25] <Sam> I AM THE MOTHER OF DRAGONS
[21:25] == Dragon has changed nick to Dragon_King
[21:25] <Sam> SAMANTHA STORMBORN
[21:25] <Lawr> What the heck who is chionos
[21:25] <Shorty> dakoda ahahaha
[21:25] * Tigmafuzz EATS A WAFFLE ON A DRAGON
[21:25] <Dragon_King> HAHA AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
[21:25] <Sam> THE UNBURBABLE
[21:25] <Dragon_King> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
[21:25] <Proto> Is that a sexy dragon?
[21:25] * Tigmafuzz gets thrown off by transformation
[21:25] * Jiro smurfing slides under the smurfing dragon with his smurfing sword up and stabs
[21:25] <Dragon_King> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[21:25] <foa> unburbable?
[21:25] <Shorty> Sephex, are you a sexy dragon?
[21:25] <Dragon_King> YOU ARE ALL DEAD
[21:25] * Tigmafuzz pokes sam with a stick
[21:25] <Dragon_King> argH
[21:25] * Jiro smurfing cuts smurfing everything smurfing smurf cut dead slash fire dead ninja rockstar
[21:25] * Tigmafuzz summons BAHAMUT ZERO
[21:25] <Shorty> ahahahahaaa
[21:25] == mode/#eoff [+o foa] by Wolf_Kanno
[21:25] <Dragon_King> MY ONE WEAKENSS!!!!
[21:25] <Jiro> CRAB BATTLE
[21:25] * Sam lights Tigmafuzz's deku stick on fire
[21:26] <Dragon_King> rpg BULLtit ATTACKS!
[21:26] <Dragon_King> nooooo
[21:26] <Shorty> CRAB BATTLE
[21:26] * Tigmafuzz summons Ark and Knights of the Round
[21:26] <Shorty> dying
[21:26] <Shorty> I am dying
[21:26] <Jiro> DRAGON BATTLE
[21:26] <Dragon_King> how could they have known
[21:26] <Sam> CRAB PEOPLE
[21:26] * Tigmafuzz is attacked by his own summons
[21:26] <Dragon_King> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[21:26] <Sam> CRAP PEOPLE
[21:26]oh god why
[21:26] <Jiro> KING DRAGON BATTLING CRABS
[21:26]HERE COME THE MOLES
[21:26]REINFORCEMENTS GUYS
[21:26] <Jiro> ALSO BATTLING AIDS
[21:26] <Dragon_King> UGH
[21:26] <Sam> PEW PEW PEW
[21:26] <Dragon_King> I AM NOT DOWN YET
[21:26] <Sam> I USE MY TIT ROCKETS
[21:26]PICHEW *chrrr*
[21:26] <Dragon_King> *FIREBREATH*
[21:26] * Proto summons unicorns and narwhals
[21:26] == Emma Peel [~Mel@eyesonff-B5DC1D2F.tampfl.dsl-w.verizon.net] has quit [Leaving: KVIrc 4.0.4 Insomnia KVIrc.net - The Visual IRC Client]
[21:26] <Dragon_King> *EVERYsmurfINGWHERE*
[21:26]YEAH THE NARWHALS JEFF
[21:26] <Jiro> He got a mafuggin rpg in the back pack?
[21:26] * Tigmafuzz summons NoLegs the cat
[21:27] <Jiro> HE GOT A MAFUGGIN RPG IN THE BACK PACK
[21:27] <Jiro> WHAT A MAFFUGAH
[21:27] <Sam> GUYS GUYS WHERE IS HIS WEAKNESS
[21:27] * Tigmafuzz uses omniburp
[21:27] * Jiro rides a rocket
[21:27]IT'S IN HIS EYEBALL
[21:27] <Dragon_King> YOU CAN NOT WINq!!!!!
[21:27] <Jiro> ROCKET JOCKET
[21:27]UNDER THE SEA
[21:27] <Jiro> I MEAN JOCKEY
[21:27] <Jiro> smurf
[21:27]DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER
[21:27] <Jiro> ROCKET JOCKEY
[21:27] == mode/#eoff [+m] by foa
[21:27] <@foa> Okay
[21:27] <@foa> I will let you out of mute jail
[21:27] <@foa> on two conditions
[21:27] == rubah has changed nick to NEVAR
[21:27] <@foa> 1) Jiro never says MaFuggin again
[21:28]can i say mafuggin?
[21:28] == You need voice (+v) (#eoff): #eoff
[21:28] == Jiro has changed nick to smurfyouall
[21:28] <@foa> and 2) everybody calmes down
[21:28] == smurfyouall [~EoFFChatt@45066026.D3A14597.65885CE6.IP] has quit [Leaving: Page closed]
[21:28] <@foa> -e
[21:28] == NEVAR has changed nick to MacGuffin
[21:28] == Shorty has changed nick to foawhatthehell
[21:28] == foawhatthehell has changed nick to this
[21:28] <@foa> My brain hurts
[21:28] == this has changed nick to thisistheworst
[21:28] == Tigmafuzz has changed nick to CanISayMaFugginThen
[21:28] == Sam has changed nick to wtfiswrongwithyouguys
[21:28] == Dragon_King has changed nick to Sephex
[21:28] <@foa> No
[21:28] <@foa> No one can
[21:28] <@foa> Now
[21:28] == MacGuffin has changed nick to what
[21:28] == mode/#eoff [-m] by foa
[21:28] <thisistheworst> FOA
[21:28] == what has changed nick to is
[21:28] == Jiro [~EoFFChatt@45066026.D3A14597.65885CE6.IP] has joined #eoff
[21:28] <thisistheworst> I SWEAR TO GOD
[21:28] == is has changed nick to your
[21:28] <Jiro> AHAHAHAA
[21:28] <Sephex> We were in the middle of an intense battle.
[21:29] == CanISayMaFugginThen has changed nick to Tigmacheesecake
[21:29] == your has changed nick to problem
[21:29] <Jiro> I AM THE WINNER
[21:29] <wtfiswrongwithyouguys> jiro
[21:29] <wtfiswrongwithyouguys> wtf
[21:29]You made us lose the castle foa
[21:29] <Sephex> They were fighting the Dragon King!
[21:29] <Jiro> It was all a trick!
[21:29] <Jiro> A feint!
[21:29] <Jiro> I played dead
[21:29] <Jiro> AND THEN I JUMPED UP
[21:29] <@foa> I am the castle.
[21:29] <@foa> >:|
[21:29] <Jiro> AND KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS
[21:29] <thisistheworst> xDD
[21:29]OH DEAR GOD
[21:29] <wtfiswrongwithyouguys> foa
[21:29] <wtfiswrongwithyouguys> if you're castle
[21:29] <problem> I joined another damn pixel doll art forum today
[21:29] <wtfiswrongwithyouguys> can i storm your battlements?
[21:29]THEN WHO WAS PHONE
[21:29] <Jiro> then who was door?
[21:29] <wtfiswrongwithyouguys> take a swim in your moat?
[21:29] <Proto> foa can take all of us inside
[21:29] == problem has changed nick to rubah
[21:29] <@foa> Wait, who are you again?
[21:29] <Proto> That's disturbing
[21:30]I would also like to raid foa's armory
[21:30] <Sephex> But
[21:30] == oldskoolfreak [~EoFFChatt@eyesonff-10D7E383.lightspeed.cicril.sbcglobal.net] has joined #eoff
[21:30] <wtfiswrongwithyouguys> WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW
[21:30] <Sephex> You guys have beated the Dragon King
[21:30] == wtfiswrongwithyouguys has changed nick to Sam
[21:30]beated
[21:30]yeah
[21:30] <@foa> ps I'm a haunted castle
[21:30] <Sam> BEATED
[21:30]okay foa
[21:30]I can handle a few ghosts
[21:30] <@foa> so I will smash you with my drawbridge
[21:30] <Sephex> So you have all won!
[21:30] <Sephex> Yay!
[21:30] <Jiro> Victory!
[21:30] <Jiro> We have victory!
[21:30] <@foa> and stab you with my portcullises
[21:30] * Tigmacheesecake ascends to a being of pure energy and consciousness
[21:30]YEAH LEVEL UP
[21:30] <@foa> aw Sephex is like the kid who always has to lose
[21:30] <Jiro> ROBBAZ LORD OR NIPPLES IS LORD OF THIS CASTLE
[21:30]you can stab me with your portcullis foa
[21:30] <@foa> even when he's the best guy
[21:30] <Sam> a portcullis is a smurfing doorway
[21:31] <Sephex> I set the game up that way
[21:31] <Sam> hw are you gonna stab us?
[21:31] <Sephex> To rally everyone up
[21:31] <Jiro> Final Fantasy: Fanfare (I-XII) - YouTube
[21:31] <Sephex> then I turne out to be the final boss
[21:31] <Sephex> it was fun
[21:31]it's like beating someone with a pothole sam
[21:31]it takes skill
[21:31] <@foa> A portcullis is the gate in front of the main entrance to the castle
[21:31] <Sam> yeah foa can beat me with her pothole
[21:31]it also refers to an archway
[21:31] <thisistheworst> ahahaha
[21:31]haha
[21:31] <Jiro> Sephex I am all sweaty
[21:31] <Sephex> hahahaha
[21:31] <@foa> Portcullis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia portcullis
[21:31]that adventure was totally excellent
[21:32] <Lawr> Jason
[21:32] <@foa> learn a thing.
[21:32] <Sephex> I am totoaly turned this room upside down.
[21:32]you what sephex
[21:32] <Proto> Next time, we'll do a bogus adventure
[21:32] <thisistheworst> This one wasn't bogus?
[21:32]+1 proto
[21:32] <Jiro> Upside down flip it around forwards and backwards who knows where we don't care
[21:33] <@foa> also how much would it suck to have hot sand poured on your head.
[21:33]this needs to be saved for all eternity
[21:33] <Sephex> I was just saying
[21:33]!addquote <@foa> I am the castle.
[21:33] <Sugarlips`> Quote has been added to storage file.
[21:33] <Sephex> That i came in here
[21:33] <Jiro> I'll just paste it on the forum
[21:33]we shall remember this day
[21:33] <Sephex> with ambien tearing through my sysytem
[21:33] <Jiro> wait smurf
[21:33] <Jiro> I exited
[21:33] <Sephex> and I wanted people to go on an adventure with me
[21:33] <Jiro> I can't do it :(
[21:33] <Jiro> Someone else!
[21:33] <thisistheworst> do what
[21:33] <thisistheworst> wait
[21:33] <thisistheworst> jesus
[21:33] == thisistheworst has changed nick to Shorty
[21:34]"Yes, this is Jesus"
[21:34] <Jiro> Just copy paste everything
[21:34] <Shorty> No, get out >:(
[21:34] <Jiro> onto the foru
[21:34]okay
[21:34] <Shorty> hang on
[21:34] <Jiro> forum
[21:34] * Tigmacheesecake acquires "out"
[21:34]I got it shorty now what
Sam> You're making me gag, Megan
This was quite the adventure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz
aw <3Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
[03:48:40] Sarah says:
BUT IT WAS TOO LONG AND I COULDN'T
:aimmad:
She laughed at me so I swore at her!
parker> im gonna naked webcam the trout out of him
parker
you fool]
---
coudy started it
yo uknow you lover her
you want to see her hari
that sweeet mausligm girl
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i hate mall cokc
Sam> i LMOT CALLED YOU SYLVERSYITER
Lol, Sam is drunk.
[19:32] <Sam> You've given me loads
* Sam has joined #eoff
Jake> i'm glad Sam left.
I'm sorry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
http://i.imgur.com/CWTMa.jpg
<@mike> Delicious teabagging exercise for all involved
G13> Looks like crotchkies at first glance
Jiro> crotch keys
That was great!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Shorty: you'd be mean to me if you was a jew!
Rantz: why would I xD
Shorty: cause in general they're meaner
Okay, there's no way for me to salvage that.
That's pretty damning evidence against you.
The EoFF Quotes Out of Context Thread: Where we don't even need quotes to be out of context because we just say terrible things on a regular basis anyway
:(
You anti semite jerk ass.
People who hate Jews are almost as despicable as those ex-Mormons. Especially short ones.
That was derived from a conversation in #eoff about how much I love jews and how I want them to sex me, actually.
You should hop on a Jewish dating website.
Turn ons: Dreidels, pierogis, guys with peyots.
Turn offs: meat and cheese together, hiking in the desert, Hitler
Turn ons: Large 401ks, Math, spending long hours cutting coupons, Psoriasis
Turn offs: Anything faster than a brisk walk, anything that make pollen, Christmas trees in public view, Anyone who has ever even spoken a single word of German, Anyone from any country in the middle east, the Babylonians.
This is turning into The Dating Profile For Shorty instead of Quotes OOC.
but nah I'd date jesus
But I just convinced your boyfriend to convert! His name is now Miles Horn von Rantzberg.
Sephex> nice sharking my dragon with you!
the new rules insist that i apply "pussies don't need to apply" warnings before I post anything good
* sylvie rubs hands all over Innes' face
do my hands smell of the vaginal secretions produced by towering anal behemoths made of fruit and flesh
* Innes has quit (Leaving:ugh i hate girls)
Shorty> and then it gets all get and moist, even though he doesn't touch it >:(
foa> Can Gary Holdman be in the man babe tournament?
Lol, dirty.Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Big Hands
Cim>[23:56:32]Does anyone play with their belly button?
Cim>[23:56:51]Does it make your nether regions tingle when you play with it?
It's not what you think!Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodLol, dirty.Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Big Hands
@o_O> About to go and buy...
@o_O> sausages
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
[10:46pm] Jowy: grab some armor and cowboy up
[10:46pm] Jowy: we have forums to spam
[10:46pm] Araciel: stay outta eoeo
[10:46pm] Sam joined the chat room.
[10:46pm] Araciel: jungle love
[10:46pm] Araciel: no eoeo
nicowhatever> Just swallow it down and power through?
Didn't we used to close these after a while so they were special? All these neverending threads in GC are boring me.
Apologies if others don't feel the same. You are welcome to fight with me. Otherwise, let's wait a few weeks. Save up your OOC quotes!