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All of the clowns were actually scientists working on curing cancer and inventing portal guns.
Granted. However, you make this wish whilst naked in Northern Canada after a genie asks you to "Wish for the one thing that will keep you alive". You die of hypothermia and people walk past laughing at your tiny, shrivelled penis...Quote:
Originally Posted by Cloud Strife777
I wish I knew.
Granted: you knew... but now you don't know it anymore..
so.. that wasn't a verry useful wish.
i wish for nutella
Granted. It's full of worms.
I wish for a bowl of the greatest potato salad in the world.
Granted. It is made of my sperm.
I wish to fart.
granted, however, since you did not wish for the farting to end, it shall not. Ever. Never again will you be able to enjoy a party, for you shall be kicked out for expelling infinite amounts of fumes in the vicinity. Also, you have to wear super stretchy mega diapers for the rest of your life because the gas expells your waste out at a speed of 80 miles an hour 24/7. you spend all your money on pants. eventually, your house becomes so full of gas that it is no longer safe for anyone to use fire in the neighborhood because of the dense cloud of flatus that has settled over the city. you are eventually launched into space by the US government in order to stop the problem, however even after you have suffocated to death in space, your body continues to fart en infinitem, and over a period of several millenia, you expell enough gas to create a gas giant that rivals saturn in size. It continues to grow, eventually overtaking the whole solar system. after five million years the gas planet reaches critical mass and collapses in itself, becoming a star. At this point your body is incinerated and you no longer fart.
I wish I was dead
Granted. You wake up in hell.
I wish to be a Lancer.
https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/im...n9rzAo7NZY2hkT
granted, you get crashed immediatly.
I wish I could sing better
Granted. You sing with the voice of Justin Bieber.
I wish that HC could never corrupt my wishes.
I said better, not worseQuote:
Originally Posted by Gamblet
I corrupted your wish.
that wasn't corruption, that was evil
Granted. HC can never corrupt your wishes. But to corrupt your wish, my wish is that every wish you make from now on is pre-corrupted. So whatever HC happens to say about your wish isn't him corrupting it, it's just the way things are.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gamblet
As I said, I wish all of Gamblet's wishes are pre-corrupted.
Granted http://ragefac.es/faces/166bdd182eac...fcb5a04380.png
I wish dr pepper can hadn't just made a farting sound.
Granted. It made the sound of goat instead. Which is pretty cool, but you are now surrounded by Bengal tigers who think you're a goat. And they're starving.
I wish monkeys were made of soup. (running out of wish ideas)
Granted. Monkeys are made of soup, so they are no monkeys anymore.
I wish for my wishes to be not pre-corrupted. Does not work anyway. :roll2
Granted. They are no longer pre-corrupted. But everyone can still corrupt them. And if you try to wish them to be immune to corruption one more time, giant mobster fishes (yes, fishes; it's only "fish" when you're talking about a single species) will jump in your window and break your legs with smoked ham. It will take a long time and will be extremely painful. Then they'll rape you and give you herpes.
I wish I had more jerky.
Granted, you get jerky, but it gets eaten by a monkey.
I wish for summer.
Granted. You are in Antarctica at the height of summer. Unfortunately, it is still -20 degrees so you freeze to death.
I wish for Man Utd to beat Chelsea at football this Sunday.
Granted, Man Utd beats the crap out of Chelsea.
all players are arrested and have to go to prison.
i wish Holland was a little tougher
... i mean... seriously... 2 cm snow and whole trafic goes down -.-
I object to the corrupting of my wish. I specifically requested for Man Utd to beat Chelsea at Football.
I wish for my wish to be re-corrupted.
Granted. Holland becomes a bully and takes over all of Asia and Europe, causing World War 7.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaibana
Granted. Man Utd beats Chelsea at Football. Within five seconds of their victory, the field gets hit by a meteor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubbaforever
I wish I had an unlimited supply of Doritos.
stop complaining.. man Utd does beat Chelsea at a football :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Bubbaforever
just not the ´beating´ than you want Muhahah
Granted, your wish destroys the world as the chips keep multiplying on the earth, crushed by earths gravity and making the earth bigger all the time. within 5 minutes, every living creature on earth is dead (except you, you live in the dorito cave) and the earth gets larger and larger and larger for all eternity. The earth eventually has a large enough gravity well to suck in the rest of the universe. There is no more light, therefore, the universe now consists of earth.
I wish all the clowns on earth were in super jail.
Granted. But now a bunch of people pretend to be clowns just to go to Superjail, and they overrun the place, which (knowing how things work there) causes the very fabric of the space-time continuum to rip, and dinosaurs roam all time periods. Dinosaurs with lasers attached to their heads.
I wish I was Superman for a day.
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...EAAAAAHHHH.gif
Granted, however, it turns out that all of your clothes are made of kryptonite fibers
I wish Madonna would kiss Justin Beiber.
*kiss of death*
Granted, however after he dies everyone starts talking about how "wonderful" he was and he becomes a martyr, and millions of people start singing his music all over the world. The rest of the human race commits suicide as a result, leaving nothing but Bieber fans everywhere.
I wish I had a truck full of bacon.
Granted. You have a truck full of bacon. Unfortunately, the bacon hasn't been killed or prepared yet, so it is a truck full of live pigs that stampede over you as soon as you open the truck, after which they defecate on your dead body.
I wish I could go back in time and prevent my own birth.
Time paradox initiated, resulting in the wish becoming uncorruptable, and impossible. Activating rending protocol.
rending cannon charging.
maximum safe charge reacged.
ERROR
overcharge- please initiate firing.
ERROR
true negative charge obtained. auto release initiated.
black hole created
goodjob redmage you blew up the universe.
I wish i was ninja.
Granted. You become a ninja. But Chuck Norris randomly decides to go out and kill a bunch of ninjas one day, and since you were within 600 miles of him at the time, he utterly obliterates you, along with two nearby cities.
I wish orangutans could write novels.
Granted: may I present to you the twilight sagaQuote:
Originally Posted by Cloud Strife777
I wish I could transform
Granted, but you can only transform into a vacuum cleaner.
Hmm, no wish.
WISH STEAL TIME!
I wish that I could use sands of time.
It only lets you go forwards in time, accelerating your death.
I wish BoB would love me.
BoB loves you and mates with you, creating an offspring that gets switched with a changeling.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
I wish that I could wake up in the morning fully rested.
Granted. However, you wake up on the morning of your death. You are trampled to death outside your house by a freak stampede of feminist giraffes.
I wish it was a week tomorrow so I could finally get my Playstation Vita.
Granted, time skips forward a week and you get your Vita. But as a consequence of time skipping forward the sun explodes and we all die eight minutes and twenty seconds later. I don;t know how exactly it happened because I'm dead now and therefore cannot study it.
I wish the next person to make a wish gets their wish granted in a way that angers Odin.
Granted, but instead of Odin being angry at the next person to make a wish, Odin becomes angry at you because he knows you were the cause of his anger. He then spears you through and proceeds to have Sleipnir trample you repeatedly.
Going along with the last wish, I wish I were a Norse god.
Granted. You are Dagr, God of the Daytime. However, as you reside on Earth, the next time it turns into night you melt and die.
I wish I had eyes in back of my head
Granted, you grow eyes on the back of your head. It turns out that you are blind and you look stupid..
I wish that another old school style Final Fantasy game was made.
Granted, it's only in Japanese and on the dreamcast.
I wish I was famous.
your a famous nutourious serial raper-killer.
I wish for a glass of water
Granted, you get a glass of water, but it seems to be taken from the river that Kefka poisoned.
I wish for cookies.
granted, the cookies are thorougly burned
i wish for a cow
Granted, you get a cow, but it has no milk.
I wish for unlimited amount of oranges.
muhaha never said i wanted it for the milk >: )
granted: you get soooo much oranges (unlimited to be exact) that it will crush the planet and even the whole universe!!
i wish for some bacon
Granted you get some bacon, but it is rotten, with maggots running around.
I wish for a Daggertail.
Granted, but a hippopotamus in a nearby land notices the instantaneous transportation of said daggertail, comes to your house at night, and performs violent sexual acts that leave you full of wonder, and pain. oh the pain.
I wish I was a real boy.
Granted. You become a real boy, and the amazing sensation of actually being comprised of flesh and having nerves and blood etc. excites you so deeply that almost jizz in your pants, but then you immediately become a wooden doll again, and are frozen in an eternal jizz face.
http://i922.photobucket.com/albums/a..._HOLIMOUNT.jpg
I wish for a box.
So I DID get the Daggertail! Mwahaha the power!Quote:
Originally Posted by TrollHunter
On Topic: Granted, you get a box, but it is alive and it eats you, leaving behind only your pubes. At least you got shaved.
I wish for summer.
Granted. Summer is here. It is accompanied by a nuclear holocaust and all life on the planet ceases to exist.
I wish the next person to respond to this thread was a convicted child molester.
Granted, I am Pedobear.
I wish to undo Bubba's wish.
Granted. Instead of a pedobear... you are a pedophile... but have yet to be convicted.
I wish to undo all future wishes in this thread immediately after they have been made.
Granted, but they are only undone temporarily.
I wish there were no more wishes about other people's wishes.
No smurf you, greedy asshole. Your wish is granted until all the children in the world die because of your horrible hate crime. Then they are all wished back with the dragon balls.
I wish I had some dragon balls ;)
Granted. You have the balls of a dragon, and cannot leave the house because their weight would tear the skin off your entire perineum if you were to stand.
I wish I were a sentient ethereal being that only existed on a spiritual realm.
Granted. Enjoy your solitary existence without the ability to interact with anything or do anything or ANYTHING ANYTHING.
I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.
Granted.
You are the skeletal remains of Sid Vicious. The flower in your hair is Oleander. While this poses no danger to a decomposed punk rocker... if anyone happened upon your remains and this flower... they would be at a risk of being poisoned as Oleander infects your nervous, digestive and cardiovascular system... all at the same time. This would lead to tremors, seizures, comas and most commonly... death.
I wish more people would post in this thread as it is awesome.
granted: the spamflood is unstoppeble!!
i wish its 15 celcius outside here
Wish granted, but it is raining horizontally and stabbing you in the eyeballs.
I wish I wasn't hungry.
Granted, your lips are sewn shut and your stomach is removed.
I wish I had some Pepsi
Granted.
You have a glass of Pepsi that is a laced with a love potion. The instant you taste it you fall madly in love with NorthernChaosGod. You spend four hours furiously masturbating over him until the effects wear off. Then, disgusted at what you have done, you take your own life.
I wish I was half-decent at Starcraft so I could put up more of a fight in the challenge this Saturday.
Granted, you are now so good that even the koreans fear you and thus eventually, everyone fears to play you.
I wish I had glasses that played any movie I could think of in blu ray quality and had a projection mode.
Granted, but the only movie you can watch is Glitter, starring Miss Mariah Carey.
I wish I had a brand new sex-mobile car.
granted.. you get a 30 cm sex-mobile car that just wont stop humping your legg.
i wish my dog listens to me
Granted, but now your dog can talk and always argues with you.
I wish the windows were clean.
Granted. However, right outside your window you see your parents having sex.
I wish it was two weeks from today as I'll be on my way to New York.
granted: the callender skips to weeks... However you missed your flight/train (or whatever).. so yr not on yr way ^^
i wish i had some ice
Granted, you have some ice, but it is made out of dog's urine.
I wish I had an alien spaceship.
granted, but as you take of in space you reealise you dont know how to fly it.
you will dwell forever in space untill you die of starvation or run out of oxigen.
i wish im not bored anymore
Granted, you have so many things to do that you can't decide which to do first and explode.
I wish the sun was warmer.
The sun now converts more energy to heat than light, thus now the earth is actually colder, although the sun is warmer since heat can't travel through space.
I wish Jiro would marry grandma pickle.
But the marriage in annulled five minutes after it starts.
I wish I had a wish that wouldn't be corrupted.
We have already gone down this road. So I'm changing your wish to:
I wish I lived in a theartre that showed 24 hour gay porn and all the doors were locked.
Granted.
I wish Warriors orochi 3 was on the vita and in FREAKING ENGLISH.
Granted, but it causes weird graphical glitches, rendering it unplayable.
I wish I could surf.
granted. you could surf.. but not anymore
i wish for a bottle of fanta
Granted. You get the an empty bottle owned by a person named Fanta, and she's very pissed that you stole her bottle.
I wish I were home right now.
If the doors were locked 24 hours a day there would be no way I, nor anyone, would be able to get in the theater in the first place! REVERSE CORRUPTION!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
...
Okay, I'll play by the rules from now on.
Granted, but next time you leave the house it will take ten times longer to get home than the longest it ever took you to get home.Quote:
Originally Posted by leader of mortals
I wish that I could teleport to where I want without any harm befalling me or anyone I care about.
Granted, but the teleportation strips you of your feelings, so, while you aren't actually harmed in any way, you are completely emotionless for the rest of your life.
You've halted the game, you realize that right?!
Or is someone else making a wish now?
I wish for a Scootaloo episode.
granted: but it apears to be the final episide ever!!!
i wish for 8 hours of good sleep
Granted, but only your sleep is good. Your dreams on the other hand are horrifying, and you can't wake up from them for eight whole hours, because technically, that's what you wished for.
I wish that it was possible for me to enter any TV series I choose to (live action or cartoon) an be part of it, as though it was real.
granted, but your the black guy, so you die first
p.s i hope i dont offend anyone with it..
i wish the zombie apocalypse starts
It starts from YOU! So, no fun for you.
I wish for a large hamburger..
granted: its so large that it contains a whole cow... with hair and all.. and the intestinse etc..
and its your grandmother who made it.. and she will not let you leave untill you finished it!!
i wish for a table
Granted, you get a table but it breaks even if a slightest thing lands on it.
I wish for a moogle.
Your new moogle is a rapist.
I wish my cat would stop throwing up.
granted he starts puking
i wish for.. .. .. world peace?
Granted, you get a piece of the world and it is....a rock.
I wish for a wall.
granted
you get a wall but it surrounds you leaving you nearly no space to breathe of move
i wish im a ninja
Granted, your father is killed and you have to find two statues and you become part of a game that has haunted and destroyed millions of people throughout the ages.
I wish I could go back in time to when I made this post and make a wish.Quote:
Originally Posted by leader of mortals
Granted, but your new wish led to the same thing happening.
I wish I was fluent in every language.
Granted, but you lose your voice permanently, as well as control over your arms.
I wish I had some water! I'm parched.
Granted. You are given plenty of water to drink. Unfortunately, it has just been poisoned by Kefka. You subsequently choke to death.
I wish that Man City do not win against Man Utd in two-and-half hours.
Please someone grant this within this time frame!
My wish can no longer be granted. City beat Utd.
Go smurf yourselves.
This thread is now closed.
no its not!!! D: u can not stop us from corrupting yopur wish!!
Due to your response Bubba, the forum gods have decided to replace all your favorite things with Rebecca Black.
I wish I could find peace.
you find peace by an lighting bot hitting you and killing you
I wish I could summon
Granted, but you summon a wild bear that eats your organs in front of you.
I wish I could sh*t rainbows.
granted Nyan Cat.
I wish for a sish with a fish and a kitty.
Granted. All three arrive and immediately set fire to your house.
I wish I could have sex this weekend. With a female. A human female.
Rosie O DonellQuote:
Originally Posted by Jordan Henderson
I wish for half life 2 episode 3
You get episode 3, but it's in the form of an interactive VHS, which has been taped over with extremely well-filmed and graphically macabre child porn.
I wish for for the sex nectar of a female colony.