An apt slogan for any foe of mineQuote:
Originally Posted by Madonna
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An apt slogan for any foe of mineQuote:
Originally Posted by Madonna
I reckon you ought to put me in for the giggles.
As for a slogan;
Iceglow for CK, add another c and an o to that and it's what he'll drop in Psy's face!
Oh god. Iceglow for Co-CK.
Iceglow for CKco!
Jiro was spot on the money it's Iceglow not PG.
I'd love to be put up for consideration even though I only joined yesterday.. >.>" but if it's not too much trouble ^^
Newbie superstars, perhaps!
y'all are gonna start this the moment I start moving aren't you :P
That's the plan rubber band.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
gobo you don't even need to be in the first round, you got this brudda :aimsun:
I have been told I have swag coming out my ovaries.
I plan on closing sign ups TONIGHT! So hopefully the first round will start tomorrow!
"Growing up on the southside of C-A, poor, on welfare, always on the wrong side of town, you know, it was tough. I did my part. Did well in school, tried to make friends. I made mistakes too. Stole from liquor stores (remember those little football chocolates? Also took bottles of coke), lifted a nintendo cartridge from a "friend." I was a runner, a climber, a lawbreaker... I was on rooftops I shouldn't o'been, breaking windows meant to replace windows some other snot had broken. I once took a drag off a cigarette and nearly dropped a lung. Ah! Those were the days. I got my head busted open by a golf club by this one dumbass trying to smack tennis balls across a busy street. I never bled so much in my life. Never did again...
What was I talking about again?"
--X, excerpt from actual autobiography subject to change because I'm still growing and also because nobody knows who the hell I am. Peace
Where's my squire status?
You aren't allowed in.
And if gobo wins I'm never coming back to eoff EVAR
But that's not fair, I have a catchy slogan :D
All the pro-Goldenboko argument I need.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert
Don't vote Iceglow; even his slogan is tl;dr.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
This is like having an EoFF elections but without the parties.
So far Jiro's got my back, and I couldn't be more proud!
You don't know what it's like for Dakoda to have your back until you're running for you life, the enemy trying to gun you down, Husks breathing down your neck, Boston in darkness illuminated only by flames, and just as you trip, fall to the ground, and resign to your fate that this half-machine half-human freak is going to enjoy you as its meal only to see a sniper shot sever his head. Then you'll know man. Then you'll know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
Hey everyone! This is your candidate for the Cid's Knight Competition 2012. Don't vote for the other guys! They'll just smurf you up the arse and shoot burning hate through your entire body. Vote for me, and I promise I won't be entirely like that!
Quin2012: Still better than an enema!
All votes for me earn you fictional money to spend on lame EOFF favors. Also you're invited to my inauguration party in the Writer's Corner where I'll write out a party scenario detailing everything you do because, as a writer, I am God and you are my puppets.
Mercen-X: Because he puts the X in eXtremely eXtra seXy.
You would need to rename yourself Mercen-XXX to fill up for extra X's.
I also pledge to edit Iceglow's posts into list format and to keep the colonials from getting rowdy and speaking up.
The letter X has the ability to reproduce asexually. So, not a problem.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
Vote for me because I am a real EoFFer, I fight for the rights of every...Jeffer?
Well, at least Agent Proto will like that. Maybe.
Vote for me because I have cake........in the back of my van ;) I've lost this already :lol:
What else is back there?
You had me at cake!
A good time :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by DMKA
Vote Quin, because contributing 14,000 pieces of trout has got to be worth something.
Don't sell yourself short, Quinny boy.
I didn't I still have 266 good posts somewhere.
This thread makes me hungry every time I check it. It's like it's forcing me to get fat and stay in front of the computer. I have a bad feeling about this competition... :erm:
Vote for me because unlike most of these people, I'm active all the time every day, every week, every month, every year, and I never disappear.
Honestly, that is a very compelling reason. Being super active is a good look.
I guess that means I automatically lose.
I think not. Freedo was once quite a bit more active than HC.
EDIT: Why do I feel like I've just violated Godwin's Law? I like Freedo.
EDIT2: And you know who else violated Godwin's Law? Hitler.
You people are just straight up ridiculous.
You had at vanQuote:
Originally Posted by Shattered Dreamer
Did you accidentally a word or is "at van" a noun referring to something that I have never heard of before? Because I would like at van also.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-XYou had at vanQuote:
Originally Posted by Shattered Dreamer
Your ability to reference Hitler in every situation is absolutely sublime.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
As an aside, Hypoallergenic Cactuar is actually stealing his EoFF Official Spammer title from me. I think you'll find I have the most posts this year. Although perhaps mine are better quality. Maybe. That's the only reason I can see for him maintaining that title. YOUR CHOICE :greenie:
If you haven't noticed yet, Round one is up! GO MY PRETTIES!
I think I'm going pretty well although it means I've gotten little work done today.Quote:
Originally Posted by Freya
Am I too late to add my slogan?
G13: Putting the angst back in gangsta.
Inactive moderators get on your nerves less. :choc2:
~oddler
You know very well this title was appointed to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by JiroYour ability to reference Hitler in every situation is absolutely sublime.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
As an aside, Hypoallergenic Cactuar is actually stealing his EoFF Official Spammer title from me. I think you'll find I have the most posts this year. Although perhaps mine are better quality. Maybe. That's the only reason I can see for him maintaining that title. YOUR CHOICE :greenie:
I'm just jealous 'cause all I get is called EoFF's resident lunatic :(
Keep calling yourself that, maybe it'll stick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
I thought Jiro was the Official Eizon Babe Magnet? :confused:
Hey I'm EoFF's Star Player. I haven't figured out what I play that I'm a star at yet but it has a nice ring to it.
EDIT: Or Babe Magnet. That works too.
Does that make me the official "typical nerd guy who's into computer stuff and science and anime and has an Asian girlfriend and rarely leaves the house?"
No. Be quiet.
ALL I GIVE YOU IS LOVE ;_;Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I give you love back in my own way! :love:
I'd hit that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth
I'm disappointed so far in you lazy lot of kids. NONE OF YOU ARE CK WORTHY.Lucky for you guys I have no bearings on the decisions but Seriously come on you lazy smurfs. STEP IT UP!
This is round one, lady! We're just warming up here!
What? Several of us have been actively participating in Round 1.
Don't listen to her, guys :aimmad: This is staff spraying bullets at our feet to dance harder!
Hold your damned horses, some of us work for a living.Quote:
Originally Posted by Freya
Wth I did my 3 threads and 10 posts in like 20 minutes after I read the thread! :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Freya
I made like 8 threads, how is that lazy?
You opened the flood gates of my inane thoughts and ramblings when I had to make those 3 threads
Not worthy. Whomever complains about making threads though, seriously, if you have trouble, go to pike. She makes a new thread every day. Now THAT'S talent.
I think the fact I made three threads is talent. Have you seen how many threads I've made at eoff? and then how many have actually had a reply to them? My god I'm shooting 3 for 3 today!
Your idea of testing potential CKs is having them spam the forums? :Oo: Isn't that counterintuitive?
We're not spamming! We're posting in the lower forums, anyway, and they need love.
You can either stop saying bad things about this contest, or you can carry on saying them with the user name "My Unimpressive Floppy Trouser Surprise". Choose.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Julian told me to tell you he chooses option 2.Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticYou can either stop saying bad things about this contest, or you can carry on saying them with the user name "My Unimpressive Floppy Trouser Surprise". Choose.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
he also told me to tell you the same thing
he was very serious about it
that's both me and hc he told so it's very true
I suspect treachery.
I'm just waiting to see what happens.
I move we abandon the contest entirely and move onto a vote for Julian's new name change.
It's not a matter of public vote. As HC and krissy said, Julian has already decided what he wants.
And then his username abbreviation will be "MUFTS."
Look at all those lower forum posts :love: The place is bursting with attention. Can you guys keep this up when there isn't a mod contest. Pleeeeaseeee :D
I think picking a new name for Julian is now going to be incorporated into my hosted round.
I could rename Julian but I and he/she who implemented it would be forever banned for the horror invoked.
I was unaware you spoke Barfelean. Imaginable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Freya
How about just keep it up at least till the end of it? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Freya
I agree with Freya - it's nice to have a lot more threads to post in instead of seeing the same ones in GC go in circles.
Can you at least make it so that it isn't hard to log in from my phone?
Oh, of course! It's perfectly natural that it should be Freya's responsibility to fix your smurfing phone in order to secure your participation in an event that's meant to be purely for fun. And hey, Freya, while you're at it, I have a couple of squeaky patches in my bathroom, could you take care of that for me? I'm sure the international airfare should be nothing to be concerned about. Surely you must have that kind of money sitting in between the cushions of your chesterfield.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Does that work in text? I'm not completely certain the humour value is not completely lost without inflection
Oh it still works.
I was talking to Paul about my name change.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen BleysOh, of course! It's perfectly natural that it should be Freya's responsibility to fix your smurfing phone in order to secure your participation in an event that's meant to be purely for fun. And hey, Freya, while you're at it, I have a couple of squeaky patches in my bathroom, could you take care of that for me? I'm sure the international airfare should be nothing to be concerned about. Surely you must have that kind of money sitting in between the cushions of your chesterfield.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Does that work in text? I'm not completely certain the humour value is not completely lost without inflection
I hope you don't go with anything related to his penis though. My brain can only stand so much trauma.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I'm calling out all of the staff to a battle of wits in my blog. Crab battle bitches.
No, you gotta do that here so we can all watch!
I feel no need to put my CQC abilities on public display.
Counterbalance the knife, quick slash, retract.
okay well you're battling against us in here and not against staff (because they are judging us, silly)
i never got good at CQC
its why it took two hours to kill the boss
manly tears, man
what a great game.
all you have to do is run up to someone, hold O and the stick to the side and you do some hax slam that mashes the trout out of people.
Holding X + Square makes Li do this amazing backflip attack that you can chain. I used to annoy a lot of people like that.
Beware of the giant cave demons though man
I'll take you all on! Staff, members, old people! Or my name isn't, Decoy GoBocus.
Aww shucks, I've been semi-inactive for the past week due to exams. I'm assuming the cut-off point already happened?
Better start sucking up for a late entry :p
Alas, I must accept that my tardiness was my downfall. In accordance with the principles of Eyes on Final Fantasy, I shall wait till the next Cid's Knight Cycle.
(But seriously, if there isn't some sort of solid cut-off then I would love to join :p)
First round is pretty much over trump :/
Scared of a challenge Boko?
I say we let him join in on the reindeer games if he can meet the thread/post quota before round 1 ends
Agreed.
This gives me an idea for your new name. Your new name isn't Goho. It's Go Go Boko. It's your stripper name.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
They'd have to be completed as of about 20 mins ago then.
Or Goho for Go Home :monster:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShinyThis gives me an idea for your new name. Your new name isn't Goho. It's Go Go Boko. It's your stripper name.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
My name was Goho? When was that?Quote:
Originally Posted by ShinyThis gives me an idea for your new name. Your new name isn't Goho. It's Go Go Boko. It's your stripper name.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
Go Go Boko just sounds like a bad kids' tv show. You know, like that smurfing Go Go Diego one?
My first thought was "go go gadget boko."
Wesley doesn't like "no"s. It's funny.
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Did she just make a pun?
I think she did.
Just knight me, already, and put an end to these monkeyshines.
Back away, Philistine.
I would support this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
I'd Knight him just for using the word "monkeyshines".
I will knight him because I will knight him. :bigsmile:
Is this too late to join in? Where's the olympics at?
Olympics are ALL OVER the lower FF Forums.
Unstickying this thread. Boko, you should make a thread in GC to redirect to all of the threads in the lower forums!
So that means it's time to put the rest of us finalists back in our correct usergroups, right?
I want this green title gone.
It was a test of patience. If you'd just waited a little longer without complaining, you would've been declared an additional winner and your green title would've been made blue. Such a shame that you and Raisin failed. :(
It has ever been thus that I have small patience for fools.