The OOC Thread of Poorly Made Tacos

Some ridiculousness that I'm blaming on drunk James & drunk Rantzien.

edit: This just happened.

[14:39:42] Innes> Sarah Palin is fantastic.
[14:40:41] Proto> Nailin' Palin was a good film

Faris: The boobs man

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Faris: The boobs man

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Faris: Happy birthday Jason, my feet smell

It's like she wants to be in this thread.

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I love twilight

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Faris: The boobs man

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Faris: Happy birthday Jason, my feet smell

It's like she wants to be in this thread.

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Or maybe I say a lot of strange things. What? You don't know me! You don't know my business! Aint nobody got time to make sense!

Fairs, you rarely make sense.

Just now on Skype/Messenger, after the debacle of the feet convo in irc.

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[21:41:25] Paul: what on EARTH is weird about carrying out a prolonged campaign of psychological harassment to a vulnerable young woman just so i can sleep with her
[21:41:31] Paul: i don't get you sometimes man

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And you fine ladies and gentlemen voted me the weirdest member of EoFF? Well smurf you too people.

i was given permission to bump

[9:44:17 PM] denmark> are you afraid of getting an erection
[9:44:21 PM] nico> ah, i've needed one for so long.

you're all so mean to Nicolas knowing for a fact he's got better things to do than check the forums!

Mik-awayish> Daddy's hand can reach everywhere.

[20:54:39] <@Pike> Watch porn

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[22:22] <Chimp> I know kung-fu
[22:22] <Denmark> show me.
[22:22] * Denmark is now known as Morpheus
[22:22] <Chimp> I love you Denmark
[22:22] * Morpheus is now known as Denmark
[22:22] <Denmark> thanks.
[22:22] <Marick> i don't
[22:22] <Levian> When I joined kungfu classes, they gave me a penis-protecter

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<foa> K, so if you were a palm tree, what kind would you be?
<%Neel> There are different types of palm trees?
<foa> Mother smurfing retarded men

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You know what they say in Tennessee.
<Neel> Drink Jack Daniels?
< Don't have sex with your sister more than once?

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<Denmark> I was about to say "I got laid today" in #eoff but I don't like lying.

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<RSL> foa what is your favorite Donkey
<foa> My favorite Donkey is the one that used to live near us that chased cows around like it was a badass.

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<Del_Snizz> I don't like quotes.

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[18:58] he posted a pic of BREAST-SHAPED ear muffs.
[18:58] <^> =/
[18:58] <foa> Or just goes to the oh yeah boobmuffs.
[18:58] <Levian> EAR MUFFS!
[18:58] <Denmark> xd
[18:58] <Zack> Breast-shaped ear muffs?
[18:58] <Levian> you have the pic? lemme see it.
[18:58] <Zack> Where?!
[18:58] <Levian> lemme see it.
[18:58] <WarZidane> Somebody got banned for posting breast-shaped ear muffs?
[18:59] <Levian> yeah
[18:59] <^> Aren't ear muffs breast-shaped by nature?

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dang when the hell are those logs from

e: i still don't like lying. IT'S ALL TRUE

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dang when the hell are those logs from

e: i still don't like lying. IT'S ALL TRUE

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I don't have all that many old logs, really, but I have some good ones. Those are from 2005. This, on the other hand...

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<denmark> "get off my dick"

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even in context that quote is just awesomeness

(that's from like 1 minute ago for those of you wondering)

(you should use timestamps in IRC)

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i was given permission to bump

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I, conversely, was not.

(written from memory since I can't log FFXI chats; names also changed to EoFF names)

Cim: You're Canadian, you'd be a terrorist
Me: Celine Dion notwithstanding, being Canadian does not automatically make me a terrorist.
Cim: nickelback
Me: smurf
Me: Point conceded.

He is correct, but you guys have Kids in the Hall (most importantly, Dave Foley) and Nathan Fillion. I'd say those folks warrant redemption.

there are a lot of very funny Canadians. and then, there's Nickelback.

welp

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He is correct, but you guys have Kids in the Hall (most importantly, Dave Foley) and Nathan Fillion. I'd say those folks warrant redemption.

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And Bill Shatner

Oh and let's not forget Russell Peters, Eugene Levy, Dan Aykroyd, Leslie Nielsen, Alexander Graham Bell, James Doohan, etc, etc

Don't forget Trebek!

he had this show with these crazy students who would buzz the trout out of him after he'd said one syllable

This was a really good read this morning, put me in a good mood to start my day but I don't know how you people remember alll these. Do you keep a log of collected quotes? My memory is horrible.

Would that I could

EDIT: forget Trebek and his awful mustache, that is

parker> OK GUYS BASIALLY SQUASH DRINK IS SUPER STRONG AND YOU DONT DRINK IT NEAT
parker> BUT MY NAN DID WITH GIN

and now the entirety of active chat is arguing over fruits, vegetables and what is a gourd and what is not etc

winners of EoFF right here, ladies and gents

[04:38] * parker (p@calindora-35kpeo.cable.virginmedia.com) has joined #eoff
[04:38] <kotora> you can send in a pic of your poop and people rate it
[04:38] <parker> ...
[04:39] <Phil> xD
[04:39] <Jowy> just scroll past what you don't wanna look at
[04:39] <Jowy> that's how the internet works
[04:39] <parker> see you guys later
[04:39] <@Rantzien> good moment to walk in
[04:39] * parker (p@calindora-35kpeo.cable.virginmedia.com) Quit (Quit: Leaving)

[12:06] <Sheetlebug> thebestnoob: pushin' kids off window ledges since 2013

<Jowy> confirmed white guy with jewfro and machine gun
<@Freya> yah
<@Freya> light skinned male
<Jowy> !seen The_Man
<Utamaru> Jowy: The_Man spoke 3 hours and 44 minutes ago; 3 hours and 44 minutes ago was here and left IRC: Quit: Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Teek yawns
Proto> goddammit
Proto> I just yawned thanks to you.
Proto> you know how contagious those things are
Jiro> goddammit proto
Jiro> I just yawned thanks to you
Jiro shakes fist

Proto> I want out of it
Proto> i don't want any part of any slash fic
Freya> So i laid in my bed listening to icelandic composers to chill the smurf out form demon witch child creeping on me in my dreams

Iceglow> also. i talk a fair bit

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[16:41] <kotora> why not just grow entire babies and harvest them for parts later

Steve> yeah generally the idea is "ride hard but don't be a twat

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Steve> yeah generally the idea is "ride hard but don't be a twat

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when the hell did I say that?

Edit actually oh yeah I remember, chat when we were talking bout motorbikes.

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the three boys will gladly take a dive for Terra since she's pretty sweet anyway

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...does penis happen on a frequent basis?

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Unleash all the penii

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>>Raistlin, via text
Kinky. Also you need to nom in the kiddies!

The context actually makes that one worse, as foa wouldn't shut up about pedophiles.

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Phil|Mobile> Why does no one want to touch BoB's ass



Phil|Mobile> She hugged me against my will many times
Phil|Mobile> Rape hug
Nicolas> http://rapdose.com/2013/06/09/the-lo...-feat-pharrell <--- Sarah's Song.
Phil|Mobile> Then she was all grabbing my ass as well
Shorty> IT WAS NOT A RAPE HUG
Shorty> oh my god I did nothing of the sort
Nicolas> Rape hug.
Phil|Mobile> Just like "go with it nyeeehhh"
Crono> it was a rape hug
Shorty> philip tried to break into the bathroom while I was showering
Nicolas> Sarah's a rapehugger.
Shorty> to see me naked
Phil|Mobile> "Unf unf, now your asss is mine"
Nicolas> ...
Nicolas> o.o
Phil|Mobile> And I was like "no Sarah, not like this"
Shorty> and I heard him mumbling my name in his sleep while making thrusting motions
Phil|Mobile> And she kept calling me "big boy"
Shorty> philip told me he wanted to smear nutella on "parts of my body"
Shorty> I slammed the door in his face before he could elaborate
Nicolas> sure you did.
Crono> nutella huh
Nicolas> you probably listened as he sang it to you.
Phil|Mobile> Sarah told me she had candy in her pants and if I wanted to leave the house at all I would have to retrieve it without using any hands
Shorty> philip told me he was going to break out his belt and use it on me in ways that belts were not meant to be used
Nicolas> Wow.
Nicolas> Sounds like you two had a great time.
Phil|Mobile> Yeah it was fun
Shorty> It was mortifying.

UncleBigHands> Only weeklings retire from newbing.
noxioussunshine> weeklings? lmao
Scottyffgamer> Weeklings.

OH OH! I got quoted.

I feel so loved now.

so a bit early yet
[03:04] Give it time though, I reckon the time to start drinking will be during the Mok'bara
[03:05] um it's 3 a.m. here in normal people time
[03:05] so beer is definitely god right now
[03:05] good*
[03:05] >normal people time
[03:06] I think you'll find that your time is measured relative to MINE.
[03:06] you're greater than normal people time?
[03:06] You are just the slowcoaches
[03:06] Get the schedule already
[03:06] that makes absolutely no sense
[03:07] the Schedule or the "Shed-yule"?
[03:07] xD
[03:07] idk, are you THAT texan?
[03:07] I'M FROM TENNESSEE DAMN YOU
[03:07] sametrout
[03:07] No it is not.
[03:08] Yes, yes it is.
[03:08] Tennessee sucks.
[03:08] once a yank, always a yank
[03:08] You do know your directions, right?
[03:08] Texas & Tennessee are south
[03:08] No, you're not. You're all west.
[03:08] Texas is a bit further south and a bit further to the left
[03:09] South and left, really.
[03:09] You DO know your directions.

OOC:	use "&lt"; when posting the < from IRC quotes or it'll assume it is an HTML tag.

OOC:	or just check "disable HTML" when posting (or is it uncheck "enable HTML") this option is only available in the advanced post thingy

OOC:	quick reply 4 lyfe

OOC:	I like pie

Chris Rly wanted you to say weiners.

skt> maybe you sucked all the gay fashion sense out of me somehow
balzac> sucked it up right out of you

o.O Quotes from chat, my friend. lol

Jiro> Sharty> mechanic tried to hit on me today
Shorty> ahahaha
Shorty> WAIT
Shorty> oh my god I have a story
Shorty> today I did get hit on
Shorty> and it was weird
Jiro> this went better than expected
mike> By a mechanic
Shorty> xD
Shorty> no no
skt> lol
Shorty> a shirtless man came into our office
mike> sorry
Shorty> shirtless
mike> by mechanic
rubah> shirtless man
Shorty> with no shirt
skt> was he hot shirtless
rubah> idaho

edit: I reallize that this sounds a lot better than it actually was. He was weird and had Scruffy Nips Syndrome.

Nicolas> Life is so much easier when you just murder those closest to you.

You nerds can forget about this thread, but I'm going to keep it alive!

[14:51:06] I would want them to fire you Faris
[14:51:08] <@Pike> I vote vidya
[14:51:11] the editor position is more of some on consistent to do those things but one or two peopel can't do it all! that's where members come in
[14:51:16] ...
[14:51:18] <@Rantzien> That's so cruel shion
[14:51:27] crap
[14:51:27] <@Pike> ICE COLD
[14:51:28] wouldnt
[14:51:30] xDDDD
[14:51:30] OMIGOSH
[14:51:33] <@Rantzien> ahahaa
[14:51:38] hahah
[14:51:43] Im an awful person
[14:51:45] ;__;
[14:51:53] <@Rantzien> !addquote I would want them to fire you Faris
[14:51:53] Quote has been added to storage file.
[14:51:58] <@Rantzien> That's that

ice cold xD

00:09 UncleBigHands> mike> This is a brilliant plan
00:09 UncleBigHands> Yeah, he did it.
00:09 Shorty> I knew it.
00:10 UncleBigHands> mike is just the kind of guy to stroke his own ego like that.
00:10 Shorty> Totally.
00:10 Loco> He's a solo-stroker.
00:11 Shorty> xD
00:14 Loco> This is the part where we all stopped talking because we didn't want to interrupt mike's rhythm.
00:14 mike ......strokes

This definitely just happened.

Also,
[02:19] <@Shorty> coxswain makes me lol

lmao whoops

[08:55] <mike> WILL I LOSE MY DIGNITY WIIIIIILLLLLL I GET AAAIIIIIIDDSSSSS

AwardBug> I also get to touch girls

That is actually almost entirely in context too!

[22:23:34] BBBQ
[22:23:41] wb eric
[22:23:45] the extra B is for BYOBB
[22:23:45] The extra B is for BYOBB
[22:23:45] the extra B is for BYOBB

REVIVIN' MOM YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
[01:47] <~Loony_BoB> Rantzien ilu
[01:47] lol
[01:47] <~Loony_BoB> save me
[01:48] * @Rantzien holds out catching arms
[01:48] * ~Loony_BoB embraces
[01:48] * snacks romantic music plays
[01:48] * Carl|PC whips his camera out

Loony_BoB> I've only really been drunk once or twice from the date of the Ciddies onwards.
Shorty> that was a week ago
Loony_BoB> was it?

He's drunk right now, clearly.

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[02:21:41] uh
[02:21:43] tavaryn looks that up
[02:21:50] I was also at a party tonight so I am dead
[02:21:58] *piriformis
[02:21:59] oh
[02:21:59] You're pretty chipper for a dead girl.
[02:22:00] tavaryn blushes
[02:22:12] ahahah
[02:22:27] keep your hands to yourself >:I
[02:22:35] no
[02:22:39] okay

It should be noted that I didn't know what a piriformis was until after this conversation. It made things juts a bit more awkward

[01:34] SHION
[01:34] DON'T STOP NOW
[01:34] <shion> dont stop what
[01:34] Going to bed.
[01:34] OH DAMNIT
[01:34] <shion> IM SORRY I HAVE TO SLEEP Værn
[01:34] THAT WAS MY CUE FOR BELIEVING
[01:34] <Værn> T_T
[01:35] * Loco walks away in shame for missing his Journey moment.
[01:35] <shion> DONT STOP
[01:35] <shion> BELIEVIN
[01:35] HOLD ON TO THAT FEEEEEEEEELING
[01:35] <shion> okay goodnight

Have you seen my package yet?

Goddammit, BoB, you have corrupted him. You showing your wood off to everyone, now Formy's doing the same to his package.

[17:46] <parker> i do love cum also so

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I'm a failure. :(

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I'm a failure. :(

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Quotes the guy with the highest points. ;)

[00:22] on another completely different note
[00:23] penis
[00:23] oh, nice!
[00:23] that's actually really awesome

literally seconds apart :colbert:

There was definitely a delay.

[05:00] Loony_BoB> Of course moving country is warranted; the point was that you could move country and the relative distance would still put you in the same Australian state, but then again, the new place could be just as different as moving countries would be, so who PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
[05:00] Loony_BoB> I like it.

Loony_BoB> [corpse noises]

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Loony_BoB> [corpse noises]

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BoB seems to know, ask him.

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Loony_BoB> [corpse noises]

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I don't think they make noises themselves, it's more that the friction created makes noises when BoB defiles them.

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Loony_BoB> [corpse noises]

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Dammit BoB! I thought we had a talk about this... :colbert:

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Loony_BoB> [corpse noises]

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Poor [insert former female member who never posts anymore (my money's on Chaos)]. :(

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I bounce all over.

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The only time I'm gentle is in bed :smug:

wait

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Loony BoB (via text): we need to get a lot of things to do it all over the world

This is punishment for his continual predictive word texting.

12:57:33 PM Paula C.: i'll make pudding molds of my butt

oh skype you so crazy

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12:57:33 PM Paula C.: i'll make pudding molds of my butt

oh skype you so crazy

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Mine would have extra jiggle.

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We hold annual Testicle Festivals.

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Nicolas> Find a child to steal a lolipop from.

Sarah while [OOH! SUPER SECRET PLACE WE WERE CHATTING! I CANNOT TELL YOU EXACTLY WHERE IT WAS BECAUSE IT MAY POSSIBLY RUIN THE CONTEXT! http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...ps1e0d1059.png ]: "I never use drugs because then I get addicted and it's a huge pain in the ass"

Please do not provide context for quotes in this thread.

Yes please don't, whoever did, which was nobody, because the place a quote came from is not the same as context.

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Yes please don't, whoever did, which was nobody, because the place a quote came from is not the same as context.

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Context - Definition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster Dictionary

You're welcome. If you aren't able to accurately discern the intended meaning of the quote with the context that it was said while playing New Vegas, that probably just means you don't know what New Vegas is.

Don't worry, I edited it so we're all good.

(SPOILER)Sarah actually wasn't playing New Vegas, we were just at a twitch channel

(SPOILER)You will never know if she was actually talking about New Vegas or not

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You're welcome.

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Faris 's box mews

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<Loony_BoB> I like Chocobos.

foa> stabby midgets are smurfing scary
foa> sorry
foa> That is like
foa> about as racist as I get.

Dear Sirs and Madames
I would like to submit my candidacy for being included in this thread, my qualifications are that I have caught an amazing number of fish today just off the coast of OOmpapamaomao and they are delicious

In addition, i believe I can bring a certain savoir faire and je ne sais quois to the proceedings, as I have an advanced degree in teaching spastics to dance

Yours Truly
The Empress of Colney Hatch

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Mulley is so bad ass.

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idgaf if this doesn't qualify because he's not a member

my step-dad, on the phone: "well watch out for the black ones, they'll slap you back"

[8/25/2013 9:07:29 AM] Max: now i wanna jack it to chinese people failing to connect to google.com

Parker's new fetish, ladies and gentleman.

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If I had to choose between being a Native American or a horse...I'd probably be a horse.

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[9:26:21 AM] Paula C.: i guess we better form the ass club

sry paula (SPOILER):D

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You weren't letting go and he was just standing there in front of my face and I felt awkward.

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come on, man xD

Oh God xD I didn't even think about how that could be misconstrued.

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I was massaging it simultaneously while screaming.

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baw worst pain of my life and you make a mockery of it xD

It is pretty hilarious out of context.

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"It's no good trying to force it in when neither of us is enjoying it."

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"No one's actually Japanese."--Denmark

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I don't stick it in till the third date.

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[23:17] Proto:
Agent Protato

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Never liked Freya, always found her a bit dull.

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Shorty> I'm going to get ice cream soon! Santa brought me a cold stone gift card.
Sheetlebug> why would you want cold stones

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If you're going to quote things, make them better. ;o

Quiet, Nicolas. I made this as an example for her, because she was wondering what this thread was about.

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saying my quote is unfunny? ;-;

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Freya> I send sarah pms all the time. I'm like girl, have some cramps

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Oh man that was a long one!

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foa> I can make underaged disabled people drink tequila until they puke in my pool

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foa> "If women put tampons in their butt how do they poop?"

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Denmark: "Remember 9/11? That was a thing."

To be fair, that quote was pretty off-color IN context, too.

[21:33] just a city plef
[21:33] living in a lonely plef
[21:33] took the midnight plef
[21:33] going aaannyy plef
[21:34] <plef> How beautiful! <3
[21:34] <PaperStar> lollll
[21:34] it really is
[21:35] <Proto> carry on my wayward plef
[21:36] <Proto> there will be plef when you done
[21:36] <&mike> There'll be plef when you are done
[21:36] <&mike> oh snap
[21:37] <Proto> lay your weary head on plef
[21:37] <@foa> There'll be plef when you are plef :zombert:
[21:37] <@foa> DOn't you plef no more
[21:39] u guise are totally ripping off my creative genius >:[
[21:39] <starlet> Plefs, plefs, plefs get smurfed when I smurf plefs
[21:40] <&mike> plef was a young boy
[21:40] <&mike> he had a heart of plef
[21:40] <&mike> lived 9 to plef
[21:40] <PaperStar> hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, i don't care what pleffies say. i don't even look their way
[21:40] <Proto> rising up, back on the plef, took my plef, took my pleffies
[21:40] <&mike> and he pleffed his fingers to the boooooone
[21:41] <@foa> ahahahaha
[21:41] <@foa> Just barely out of plef
[21:41] <@foa> came from the plef of town
[21:41] <&mike> CAME FROM THE EDGE OF PLEF
[21:41] <@foa> NO THE PLEF OF TOWN IS FUNNIER
[21:41] <@foa> 18 and plef you got it
[21:41] <@foa> 18 and plef YOU KNOW
[21:41] <@foa> your plef is plef and it's
[21:42] <@foa> 18 and plef TO GO
[21:42] <&mike> YOU CRIME IS PLEF AND IT'S
[21:42] <@foa> I HATE THIS SONG NOW MIKE RUINT IT
[21:42] <Proto> it's the eye of the pleffies it's the thrill of the plef rising up to the plefs of our rivals
[21:42] <@foa> pleffing up
[21:43] <Proto> and the last know plef stalks his prey in the night
[21:43] <Proto> *known
[21:43] <plef> I think you guys should sing video sing these to me.
[21:44] <Proto> and he's watching us all with the eye of the plef
[21:45] <PaperStar> live fast, die young, bad plefs do it well

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look at how that penis hangs and look at a normal human male

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Originally Posted by Quinternational Man of Mystery

Jowy is a dick. :stare:

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Originally Posted by Quinternational Man of Mystery

Jowy is a dick. :stare:

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I get that a lot.

"ginger hair, baboon semen, and honey and cinnamon to taste" - wishes to remain anonymous :greenie:

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

Alright let's stop talking about our individual penises.

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dick for dak... wait

[01:01] <Kalevala> How dare you subject me to potato-y seconds.
[01:02] <Værn> To be fair, I didn't know that we were already dating. You've kept it a secret from me for so long. Or maybe not so long. I can't be certain, really.
[01:03] <Loco> You're not really potato-y seconds though.
[01:03] <Loco> I got second potato.
[01:03] <Kalevala> For smurfsake.
[01:03] <Loco> And then there were like four more.
[01:03] <Værn> Yeah
[01:03] hehehehe
[01:03] <Værn> I mean
[01:03] <Loco> CALLED OUT
[01:03] <Værn> I don't want to use the phrases "bottom of the barrel" or "last resort"
[01:03] <Kalevala> Bottom of the potato.
[01:03] <Værn> but you were kind of the last person to get a potato.

******

[01:08] * Værn gives shion a second potato.
[01:08] :D
[01:08] <Kalevala> What the smurf?!

[23:44] <Værn> Can't expect everyone on the forum to know enough about Final Fantasy to answer those questions :O
[23:44] <Værn> I mean, what is this? Some sort of Final Fantasy forum or something? o.O
[23:44] no
[23:44] It's a niche dating site.

"I would rather be eaten by a giant eggplant than a swarm of flying scrotums" - the same anonymousstop sending me dog pictures, my phone doesn't have a lot of space

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Nicolas> But I'm not going to drive near a school.
Nicolas> As an adult.
Nicolas> And take a picture.

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[22:51] hold on i think my apartment is on fire or something
[22:51] wtf
[22:51] wat
[22:51] <_> o_o
[22:51] okay
[22:51] not on fire
[22:51] old person

sex talk atm
I love that!

good god this is the worst spoonful of anal butter ive ever seen

noxy> I taught my daughter how to shuck corn
Takkun> That sounds hot.

omg it makes super cute noises when I whip it out!

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Suck the meat

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doing those at all the same time?
yeah
might get sticky

[21:14] <spoonspoon> i practice safe sax
[21:14] make sure you use a reed

i want bear people

[00:04] finally . poop.
[00:04] brb shower

[01:55:33] i think noxy passed out
[01:55:48] Well I think you just gave me a way to solve the virgin thing!

i' mdong now

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i' mdong now

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I'm pretty sure she's always dong, though.

Mm. This was good enough to revive this thread.

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< PaperStar > because i like using my fingers for things

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Why are two posts in a row about things I've said. You guys are dirty. :colbert:

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Please, no one can master these big hands.

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I mean tha twas a lot of meat I threw prior to becoming your hands.

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[01:23] xD
[01:23] <@PaperProtoMaeffgamer> xD
[01:23] xD
[01:23] xD

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I love exploring dark, wet crevices.

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Originally Posted by Lonely Paper Star

Why are two posts in a row about things I've said. You guys are dirty. :colbert:

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Coming from the lady who brought us such classics as "my butt is out of commission" and "but you want me to die by eaten"

(Lonely Paper Star): sausages always good~

[19:57] PaperStar: Aexoden said: " I ​​love sticky "

SHORTY: Babies make worse problems
Congratulations, Shorty, you've guessed the secret word: worse. Sadly, there's no prize, but at least you guessed it, eh? This is your 1st win, and you're in 50th place! Guessed in 10 hours, 57 minutes, 6.90 seconds.

ZING EAT IT BITCHES

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[01:55:33] i think noxy passed out
[01:55:48] Well I think you just gave me a way to solve the virgin thing!

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.....I ... yeah. IDK.

[22:41] i dong hace bdrriends

PaperStar> blood
PaperStar> is funny
Kerluhverluh> especially ass blood

[08:28] BoB pls
[08:28] <3
[08:28] it's so hefty

Araciel> I have a no fap bank
Araciel> It's like
Araciel> Old men and baseball

Sephex> Ever think of the jerk hole?