Is your name Conrad?
Is your name Harry?
Perhaps your name is Rumpelstiltskin?
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Is your name Conrad?
Is your name Harry?
Perhaps your name is Rumpelstiltskin?
...No
Dear participants,
Y U MAKE GAME OBSCURE?
Are you Raven Nox?
Are you raven riley?
Are you the Raisinator?
Are you Rantz?
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Probably male.
Male.
The person is female, HC.
Yes!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Man
I had the raven part right.
Doesn't matter. Aaron had it before you posted.
Right, time to select someone slightly more obscure than WesLY this time.
Are they female?
Are they active often?
Do they have a picture of themselves as their profile pic?
Are they female? No
Are they active often? No
Do they have a picture of themselves as their profile pic? No
Did he register on or after 2005?
Did he register before 2005?
Before.
Are you a Russian mountain cat?
Would you like a less ridiculous question?
Are you male? :shifty:
Are you now or have you ever been staff at EoFF?
Are you now or have you ever been staff at FG?
Are you banned from EoFF?
Are you now or have you ever been staff at EoFF? Yes.
Are you now or have you ever been staff at FG? Yes.
Are you banned from EoFF? No.
Are you a Russian mountain cat? No.
Would you like a less ridiculous question? No.
Are you male? Yes.
Were you on staff at EoFF at the same time as me at any point?
Have you posted in the last month?
Does your username start with A-L?
Are you DK?
Were you on staff at EoFF at the same time as me at any point? Yes.
Have you posted in the last month? No.
Does your username start with A-L? Yes.
Are you DK? No.
Are you Kishi?
Are you Kishi? No.
Big D?
eestlinc? (He wasn't actually EoFF staff at the same time as me, but one could be forgiven for misremembering that, just as I have a hard time remembering who was on staff at FG)
No to both. I don't think either of them were ever actually FG staff, unfortunately.
Are you from the UK?
The US?
Did you leave staff prior to January 1, 2005?Better question: Are you still staff today?
Have you posted within the last year?
Two years?
Were you on EoFF staff for more than one year?
Are you from the UK? No.
The US? Yes.
Are you still staff today? No.
Have you posted within the last year? No.
Two years? No.
Were you on EoFF staff for more than one year? I'm not sure, but I think so.
Are you Big Ogre Umaro?
Are you Big Ogre Umaro? No.
Do you and I get along?
Do you and I get along? I'm not sure. I don't know if the two of us have even talked in years.
Was there a time that we didn't get along?
Was there a time when we didn't get along? I (Aaron) think so, but I (Aaron) have never really been sure what happened, and I'm not certain if my recollections are accurate because I can't really remember any of the details.
Are you Endless?
Are you Endless? Nope.
I should probably drop a hint. All the answers I have given are true now, but a rather important one wasn't true at the time this person was staff.
Rydia of Mist.
Got it. That clue probably made it too obvious but oh well.
Majken is not a man
Was not. Then this happened.
Might have been a bit of a difficult or even sadistic choice since I'm not sure how many people on EoFF even knew that was a thing that happened. I don't think he ever brought it up here.
Wow. My mind is officially blown.
In order to help you cope with this revelation, Citizen Bleys, you can take this turn.
Can't think of anyone, eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro Jaggins
I've got someone. Go ahead.
I can think of plenty of people, but I don't want the responsibility of being here to answer questions at this variable time in my week!
Are you a male?
Have you ever been on staff?
Is your join date pre-2005?
Are you a male? Yes
Have you ever been on staff? Yes
Is your join date pre-2005? Yes
Do you have greater than 10,000 posts?
Are you currently on staff?
Have you ever won Best Member in the Ciddies?
Do you have greater than 10,000 posts? No
Are you currently on staff? No
Have you ever won Best Member in the Ciddies? I don't think so. God, I hope not. Is there a quick reference for previous Ciddies winners so I can confirm this?
It doesn't matter either way. I'll get better questions.
Are you chickencha?
No idea why I picked that name out of nowhere. Let's try and narrow it down some more.
Were you ever an Administrator?
Are you chickencha? No
Were you ever an Administrator? *bursts out laughing* Well, that would be one way to disprove the existence of a kind and loving God. Nay, I was never an Administrator.
Do you have at least 5,000 posts?
Did you join before 2002?
Did you leave staff before 2007? (If you can't remember exactly when, a guess as to whether this is in the right time range will do fine)
Do you have at least 5,000 posts? No
Did you join before 2002? Yes
Did you leave staff before 2007? Yes
Wyllius? (idk who that is, I'm browsing the archive).
Do you have over 100 usernotes?
Did you leave staff before 2004?
Before 2002?
Were you ever, or are you now, staff at any spinoffs of EoFF?
Wyllius? Holy crap that was quick.
Yes. You're up.
Yes I am.
Are you now, or have you ever been, staff at EoFF?
Are you now, or have you ever been, staff at one of EoFF's spinoffs?
Do you have at least 1,000 posts?
No
No
Yes
Are you a male?
Are you a female?
Do you love cute widdle puppies?
Did you register before 2008?
Did you register before 2004?
Do you have at least 3,000 posts?
YesQuote:
Originally Posted by TrollHunter
No
Possibly?
NoQuote:
Originally Posted by The Man
No
No
Have you posted in the last year?
Have you won at least one Ciddie?
Do you have at least 2,000 posts?
YesQuote:
Originally Posted by The Man
No
No
You're so clinical. :|
If it works, it works :monster:
Have you been a member for at least two years?
Are you currently active?
Do you have a coloured custom title?
NoQuote:
Originally Posted by The Man
Yes
No
Are you TrollHunter?
Yes
You should not feel happiness nor pride due to your mercenary tactics. :colbert: God hates you.
God most likely doesn't exist :monster:
Neither does your sense of cheer you funsponge.
I can't think of an entertaining question to not make me look like a hypocrite so :greenie:
I had a feeling that was the answer, just thought itd be silly to guess that it was me.
:monster: usually means I'm being flippant, fyi. I come across as very droll if I don't use it, but some people don't know what it means when I use it so :monster:
Oh god, now we don't have The Man to do all our work for us! :onoes:
Are you male?
Female?
Did you join before 2010?
Have you won a ciddie in the past year?
Have you posted in the past month?
Are you active in EoFF?
Were you ever a member of staff?
Did you join before 2008?
2005?
2002?
Are you male? Yes
Female? No
Did you join before 2010? Yes
Have you won a ciddie in the past year? No
Have you posted in the past month? No
Are you active in EoFF? No
Were you ever a member of staff? Yes
Did you join before 2008? Yes
2005? Yes
2002? Yes
Do you own a manly beard?
Before 2000? :holmes:
Have you been on chat in the past year?
Did you obtain multiple staff titles?
Do you own a manly beard? No idea. Haven't spoken to the individual for like, nine years.
Before 2000? Not sure. If I had to guess, probably.
Have you been on chat in the past year? Not sure. If I had to guess, probably not.
Did you obtain multiple staff titles? Not sure. If I had to guess, probably.
Were you an administrator at one point?
Were you an administrator at one point? Yes.
Are you Scottie?
Are you Scottie? No.
Are you Britt?
Are you Britt? Yep. Your turn.
Oh man, Britt. For the record, Britt registered in early 2000, coming over from tGA. And there's no way he ever had anything approaching a manly beard. :p
Yeah, I severely doubted he would ever had had a manly beard. Just didn't seem like him.
I'm surprised he registered as late as 2000, though. For some reason I thought he was one of the first people at the board.
Did he have more than one staff position or was he one of the people promoted straight to administrator? I seem to remember someone being immediately appointed administrator but I couldn't tell you who it was now.
Yeah, I originally had RSL when I asked about the beard.
"Late as 2000"? xD This place was created in December of 1999. There wasn't much here pre-2000. And Britt was a CK first. He modded my FFT forum for a while when I moved to FF7 after we were temporarily forced back to individual forum mods with the old UBB software.
And I just realized that was over 12 years ago. My god I'm old.
This game is turning into a "Guess that oldbie" game. xD
So... I guess it's my turn. Go for it.
Did the user in question register before 2006?
Are they male?
Have they been staff at EoFF?
No
Yes
Yes
Are you currently staff?
Have you posted in the last month?
Are you from the UK?
No
Yes
No
Are you from the U.S.?
Have you ever been an administrator here?
Are you now or have you ever been staff at any spinoffs of EoFF?
Yes
No
...I think so?
Are you from Canada?
The rest of Europe?
Space?
Pr00t said he's from the U.S. :monster:
Were you a Cid's Knight?
Do you have at least 3,000 posts?
Did you register in the last three years?
NoQuote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
No
...Yes. :shifty:
YesQuote:
Originally Posted by The Man
Yes
No
Are you G13?
Yes. That was easier than my last time, eh? :P
A bit. :smug:
By the time someone asks a question I should have settled on someone, so go ahead and start asking :monster:
Are you male?
Do you presently live in your native country?
Are you from the United States?
Are you male? No.
Do you presently live in your native country? As far as I know, yes.
Are you from the United States? As far as I know, yes.
Are you currently active?
Are you now or have you ever been active on LiveJournal?
Are you a massive pervert?
Are you currently active? No.
Are you now or have you ever been active on LiveJournal? Yes.
Are you a massive pervert? Depends on your definition of pervert, but quite possibly.
Have you ever participated in tGA?
Were you referred to EoFF from another forum?
Is it likely that I've interacted with you outside of EoFF?
Have you ever participated in tGA? I don't know.
Were you referred to EoFF from another forum? I don't honestly know, but it is quite possible.
Is it likely that I've interacted with you outside of EoFF? Very.
Have you ever posted a picture of a cock at EoFF?
Have you ever been falsely accused of posting a cock at EoFF?
Are you in any way associated with posting cock at EoFF?
If the user in question was in any way associated with posting cock on EoFF, I've heard nothing about it. This sounds like a story that I need to hear.
Well, that rules out Quigoni, Krel, Kishi, and Doomgaze.
Does your username contain, or consist entirely of a nation that currently exists?
Were you a member of EoFF during the ezBoard era?
Are you now or have you ever been a member of Bastardly Productions?Better question: Do you know Sean Robinson?
All those people were already ruled out because the person I am thinking of is not male. Didn't I say that? I'm almost positive I said that.
Does your username contain, or consist entirely of a nation that currently exists? No.
Were you a member of EoFF during the ezBoard era? I am almost certain the answer is yes.
Do you know Sean Robinson? I'm not sure about in person, but e-know him, definitely.
Edit: thought it was a man and I can't delet posts from forum runner. Pls hold
Real questions: Have you ever been staff here?
Are you married?
Have you ever dated an EoFF admin?
Have you ever been staff here? Yes.
Are you married? Not sure. Possibly.
Have you ever dated an EoFF admin? Yes.
Are you Asorie?
No.
I should clarify; the person I dated wasn't an admin at the time, but became admin later.
So safe bet you weren't an ezBoarder.
Do you have an account on EoFF today?
Were you ever staff at the same time as me?
Are you Rubah?
So safe bet you weren't an ezBoarder. Dunno. Join date is listed as being in 2000 for whatever that's worth, though at least one of the people I've used in the past (Mäjken/Bastian/Doofhull) had a join date that had to be incorrect so I wouldn't put much stock in that.
Do you have an account on EoFF today? Yes.
Were you ever staff at the same time as me? Yes.
Are you Rubah? No.
Do you have any children?
Were you staff during the 2005 April Fools clusterfrakk?
Are you still dating or married to the aforementioned male admin?
Do you have any children? No idea.
Were you staff during the 2005 April Fools clusterfrakk? That was "Monumental Breakdown in Staff Protocol", right?I don't think so.Scratch that, apparently I still was. I don't appear to have had much to do with the planning of it though.
Are you still dating or married to the aforementioned male admin? No.
Are you Daryl?
Kalen (she was never staff but you might not know that)
Were you staff at the time I quit staff in October 2003?
So, you guys having fun being the only 2 people still posting in the thread?
We're just the only ones online and participating at this time
That and I have the perfect candidate so I really want to win this round
Are you Daryl? Yes. You're up.
I honestly thought you'd be guessing her almost immediately after asking the questions about LJ and being a massive pervert, but I guess being confused about the gender of the person I had picked can't have helped :p
^. Also I'm heading off to bed, but I'll be back on after work tomorrow most likely :monster:Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
Now what was that story about somebody posting a penis, being falsely accused of posting a penis, or something else about? :monster:
Like I just said in my previous edit, I already have someone in mind.
It's a bastardly choice so I might be a bit free with hints.
First hint: I have one trait that I do not, to my knowledge, share with any other EoFF'er so it's technically possible to identify me with one question, if you ask the right one, which I doubt anyone will.
EDIT: Re: penis: those questions were meant to flush out Quigoni, Krel, Kishi, and Doomgaze. If I'd read properly, only Quigoni qualified
EDIT2: Wait, which admin did Daryl date? Her only beau I know of is HPPH.
She dated Kishi for awhile, I'm pretty sure. I'm not sure if they ever dated in person or if it was just an online thing.
Will start with the questioning tomorrow
Pretty sure the only EoFFer Kishi has ever dated is rubah
They might not have publicly revealed the fact that they dated, come to think of it. I don't know if it lasted for very long. I'm almost certain I remember him telling me that they dated for awhile though.
Anyway:
Have you been a member of EoFF for at least five years?
Do you have at least 2,000 posts here?
Are you now, or have you ever been, a staff member of EoFF?
Have you been a member of EoFF for at least five years? No--and that question is very likely to lead you down a wrong road due to the nature of the aforementioned unique trait.
Do you have at least 2,000 posts here? No
Are you now, or have you ever been, a staff member of EoFF? No, but that's not my fault.
Does your account currently exist?
Has your registration date been changed?
Are you now, or have you ever been, staff at any of EoFF's spinoffs?
Wow, I know I missed ten years of this forum, but I can't believe you guys remember all this.
Does your account currently exist? Yes
Has your registration date been changed? No
Are you now, or have you ever been, staff at any of EoFF's spinoffs?I'm pretty sure I have, but I couldn't name a specific one.Never mind, I was *definitely* an admin at an EoFF spinoff.
Are you a second account of another member?
Are you a member of tGA?
smurf I don't even know.
Were you staff at Aiyon?
Were you staff at FG?
Were you staff at God Hates Fraggles?
Are you a second account of another member? No
Are you a member of tGA? Yes
smurf I don't even know. True
Were you staff at Aiyon? I don't know, but I doubt it
Were you staff at FG? I don't know, but I think so
Were you staff at God Hates Fraggles? Definitely not.
Have you been a member of FG since at least 2003?
Were you staff at FFL?
Do you have at least 1,000 posts here?
Have you been a member of FG since at least 2003? That question cannot be accurately answered as worded. I am reasonably certain I was a member of FG at some point in 2003.
Were you staff at FFL?No.
Do you have at least 1,000 posts here? Counting pruned posts? Yes. My post count does not reflect this as shown in the present day.
EDIT: Y'know, I am no longer quite so sure I was even registered at FG. Couldn't find myself under any of the usual usernames, but FG culture promotes changing your username more often than you change your underwear so that doesn't really mean much.
Try searching the aka and/or formerly known as fields; that might help. And feel free to rephrase the above question as "Were you a member of FG in either 2002 or 2003" if that enables you to give a more accurate answer to the question.
And goddamn I'm running out of spinoffs to ask about. Or at least spinoffs that I remember.
Were you an admin at The Basement?
Were you an admin at ASC?
Try searching the aka and/or formerly known as fields; that might help. And feel free to rephrase the above question as "Were you a member of FG in either 2002 or 2003" if that enables you to give a more accurate answer to the question.
No results. I was probably not registered there.
And goddamn I'm running out of spinoffs to ask about. Or at least spinoffs that I remember. Perhaps I should clarify so you don't waste so many questions and I haven't communicated clearly enough : I'm counting any forum with a sufficient number of EoFF'ers as a "spinoff" even if its inception was independent of EoFF; perhaps "affiliated" would be a better term. Bastardly Productions, for example, was created before EoFF but has a clear association through members such as myself, Chickencha, HPPH, and Acmlm who found EoFF through Bastardly. To forestall the inevitable question, I was never staff at Bastardly Productions.
Were you an admin at The Basement? No
Were you an admin at ASC? No
I can't think of many other pre-EoFF boards that had large numbers of EoFF members apart from FF:WA or Bastardly (in fact I didn't even know Bastardly predated EoFF until you mentioned it). It may be some message board I'd never heard of.
So.
Were you staff at FF:WA?
tGA?
I can't think of any others right now. I'll probably abandon this line of inquiry and try to come up with another. I guess I should probably come up with another clarification since the reference to pruned posts is making me wonder:
Did you initially register in the early days of the board - say, before 2003?
Were you staff at FF:WA? Not to my knowledge
tGA? No
Did you initially register in the early days of the board - say, before 2003? Yes, but that's a wasted question since I'm pretty sure the need for pruning abated before I left staff--which was in 2003
EDIT: Realized that last answer was confusing -- the "I" in it was me as in Bleys, not me as in the mystery person.
I figured you had to have been an early member because of the pruning, but I wasn't sure because you said you hadn't been a member for over five years.
So, just to make sure:
Did you register in the early days of the board, then have your account deleted?
If so, do you have an account now?
Did you register in the early days of the board, then have your account deleted?
No.
If so, do you have an account now?
Does my account exist? Yes. Do I have it? Debatable.
Has your account been wrested from your control?
Has your account been wrested from your control?
No. I'm pretty sure if that had ever happened in EoFF's history it would be common knowledge by now.
Are you now, or have you ever been, a Recognized Member at EoFF?
Are you now, or have you ever been, amember of the Communist PartyRecognized Member at EoFF?
No, I have not.
Are you a person I am likely to have interacted with during my history at EoFF?
Are you a person I am likely to have interacted with during my history at EoFF?
I don't know for sure. Probably, though.
Have you won any Ciddies?
Have you logged in at some point in the five past years?
Are you at least 28 years old?
Have you won any Ciddies?
I don't know, there have been too many Ciddies for me to keep track of that.
Have you logged in at some point in the five past years?
I have not had the ability to do so.
Are you at least 28 years old?
That question cannot be answered as phrased.
((You seem to be getting ever closer to the one question that could identify me without asking any other questions))
Are you a second account?
If so, are you Stuffed Regis?
Are you a second account?
No
If so, are you Stuffed Regis?
No, nor his predecessor Stuffed Tyler, nor any other fictional creature. Wrong train of thought there.
Are you still alive?
Are you still alive?
No.
Are you Rei (aka Dew Drop, Tiffiekins, Mederu, a bunch of other names I've forgotten)?
:( Owen Macwere?
I don't even know who that is.
If it's Rei, she was admin at FFR, which I completely forgot was a spinoff of EoFF. Mostly because I'm staff there and it's dead.
She also did have an FG account, but never posted much (in fact I think all her posts were imported from LFF).
Correct. I think you've earned this.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Man
FFR still exists?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Man
For a very loose definition of the word "exists". It gets maybe ten posts per month. Everyone who was posting there regularly stopped doing so, and it's been sold so many times I have no idea who the owner even is or how to contact them.
Anyway, I guess I should pick someone now. Start asking questions and when I settle on someone I'll answer them.
Are you male?
Did you register before 2005?
Have you ever been on staff?
Are you male? Yes.
Did you register before 2005? Yes.
Have you ever been on staff? I don't think so, but I'm not 100% sure.
Do you spell words correctly, or the American way?
Dude it's Owen. Anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Man
Also yeah, FFR still exists. It threatened to invade us earlier this year ;)
Oh man, I remember that now. That was back when FFR still had some activity.
Do you spell words correctly, or the American way? Appears to be the American way :monster:
Sorry it took me so long to notice that question btw :monster:
Are you a currently active member?
Have you posted in Bleys' recent feedback thread?
Are you a currently active member? For a certain definition of "active". I still post, but not anywhere near as often as I used to.
Have you posted in Bleys' recent feedback thread? I don't believe so.