Ciddies XXIII: Winner Revelations Thread

Congratulations Rantz

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

Thanks for the win, guys. I guess we won't get this one again until we have a kid, huh?

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Probably not. :(

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[Award_Guy] everyone post pictures of woks and dishwashing liquid into the thread, gogogo


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I'm afraid that you will have to return the broom to the closet now.

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Originally Posted by Jiro

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well now I'm hungry for shrimp

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Am I doing this right?

WELL DONE RANTZ!!!!

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wok washing time

wark

From demondude55:
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Rantz may have to be retired from this award to give anyone else a chance to win it. Congrats again, man.

right click
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what the

now you've invalidated my post by fixing the link

Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Last winner: Loony BoB · Nomination Leader: Loony BoB

The Nominees
DMKA · Jessweeee♪ · Loony BoB · Raistlin · Tifa's Boobs · Wolf Kanno

Who they predicted to win...

Laddy Lockharted Agent Proto Denmark Faris Happy Noodle Boy Jiro Del Murder Pike Shorty	Loony BoB (10/16)
Goldenboko Formalhaut	Jessweeee♪ (2/16)
Shauna Madonna	Wolf Kanno (2/16)
Citizen Bleys	Raistlin (1/16)
Psychotic	Tifa's Boobs (1/16)

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MLT Believe Ondore's Lies
Last winner: N/A · Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Formalhaut · Freya · Hypoallergenic Cactuar · Iceglow · Laddy · Lockharted · Miriel · Raistlin · Shorty · Zeldy

And the winner is...
Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Final Tally
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.......14
Shorty........................7
Formalhaut....................6
Miriel........................6
Freya.........................5
Zeldy.........................5
Lockharted....................4
Iceglow.......................2
Laddy.........................2
Raistlin......................1
RSL...........................1

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Hate you guys. Seriously.
That speech was way off as well.

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Originally Posted by Red Mage Coffman

What does it mean to be a fangirl? More importantly, what does it mean to be the biggest fangirl of the Final Fantasy series? Undying devotion? Preordering every game? Love of every game in the series? It could easily mean all those things, but this isn't strong enough, is it? No, to be a REAL fangirl, much less the biggest, you gotta go farther than that puny crap. No, you are the one who is willing to go farther than that. You are the one who claims Cloud or Tifa as your own husband/wife. You are the one who will shoot down the poor fools who dare insult your series. You are the one who would go out, buy an ostrich, and paint it yellow then ride it around your hometown. You are, what some people might call, insane. Your love for the Final Fantasy series is easily the strongest out there and no one can even DARE to try and match it. You are, without a doubt, the biggest Final Fantasy fangirl. Be proud of your daring fandom! We sure are! Just... be careful with that burning fandom. It'd be a shame if you got arrested for your fandom. Seriously, let the ostrich go. Congratulations on winning!

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Epic speech RMC!!!

Don't worry, HC. Some great and much-loved members of EoFF's history have won that award.

wark

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Originally Posted by Red Mage Coffman

What does it mean to be a fangirl? More importantly, what does it mean to be the biggest fangirl of the Final Fantasy series? Undying devotion? Preordering every game? Love of every game in the series? It could easily mean all those things, but this isn't strong enough, is it? No, to be a REAL fangirl, much less the biggest, you gotta go farther than that puny crap. No, you are the one who is willing to go farther than that. You are the one who claims Cloud or Tifa as your own husband/wife. You are the one who will shoot down the poor fools who dare insult your series. You are the one who would go out, buy an ostrich, and paint it yellow then ride it around your hometown. You are, what some people might call, insane. Your love for the Final Fantasy series is easily the strongest out there and no one can even DARE to try and match it. You are, without a doubt, the biggest Final Fantasy fangirl. Be proud of your daring fandom! We sure are! Just... be careful with that burning fandom. It'd be a shame if you got arrested for your fandom. Seriously, let the ostrich go. Congratulations on winning!

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Great speech :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Award Guy

Don't worry, HC. Some great and much-loved members of EoFF's history have won that award.

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SO just me then?

For Hypo:

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How the smurf did I get three more votes for Most Helpful than Samuraid did? You guys are weird.

Congrats to all the winners so far.

Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Last winner: Loony BoB · Nomination Leader: Loony BoB

The Nominees
DMKA · Jessweeee♪ · Loony BoB · Raistlin · Tifa's Boobs · Wolf Kanno

And the winner is...
Loony BoB

The Final Tally
Loony BoB....................20
Jessweeee♪....................8
DMKA..........................7
Wolf Kanno....................7
Raistlin......................6
Tifa's Boobs..................6
RSL...........................1

Thanks for the Most Helpful award. It's my pride and glory. :D

That is quite some margin of victory.

Most Underrated Member
Last winner: Ramisese Rububba the Third · Nomination Leader: blackmage_nuke

The Nominees
Alpha2099 · blackmage_nuke · Jiro · Jowy · Kalilung · Laddy · Lone Wolf Leonhart · Sephex · Shauna · Ultima Shadow

Who they predicted to win...

Shauna Laddy Denmark Psychotic Shorty	blackmage_nuke (5/16)
Lockharted Agent Proto Faris Jiro Del Murder	Laddy (5/16)
Citizen Bleys Madonna	Jowy (2/16)
Happy Noodle Boy Goldenboko	Lone Wolf Leonhart (2/16)
Pike	Kalilung (1/16)
Formalhaut	Shauna (1/16)

The blackmage_nuke award for blackmage_nuke

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Originally Posted by Shorty

What do we think about with the most underrated member? People who have been around for a long time whose efforts or presence in the forum may be slightly looked over. You might find yourself wondering "Who? Who are these folks?" You would be right in doing so, because I sure as hell have never heard of any of them.

Alpha2009 - Alpha2009 here saved the world from getting hit by a meteor back in 2009. That's why his name is Alpha2009, so he would get some recognition for the work he was so proud to have done. Did you people notice? Of course not.

blackmage_nuke - blackmage_nuke here discovered the cure for cancer and was discarded by science because he didn't "show his work". If that isn't underrated then I don't know what is.

Jiro - Jiro found Waldo in Chicago smurfing O'Hare airport and wasn't given any credit for it. Waldo didn't even care that he had been found.

Jowy - Jowy chased after a bandit who stole some lady's purse once. He caught up to the bandit, beat him senseless and regained the purse and placed it with it's owner. The lady called the police on Jowy, mistaking him for the bandit because he clearly couldn't be the kind of person who returns purses.

Kalilung - Kalilung solved the world hunger problem on a napkin at a diner but Lynxie wiped his face with it and the idea was lost forever.

Laddy - Laddy jumped into a frozen lake to save a box of kittens that someone had discarded like yesterday's trash. The news reporters on the scene mistook Laddy someone else for the hero, and his moment of fame has been passed over, never to return.

Lone Wolf Leonhart - Lone Wolf Leonhart met the pope last year. Did any of you know that? Someone knocked the man's funny hat right off his head and Lone Wolf Leonhart saved it from hitting the dirty ground. The pope wasn't even aware his hat was missing and went about his business, leaving Lone Wolf Leonhart thankless and sad.

Sephex - Sephex here is the dragon king. The dragon king. Do any of you understand that? Do any of you even care? No, you do not. Shame on all of you.

Shauna - Shauna ran in front of a car to save a small child from being hit. Shauna herself was hit by the car instead. When the child's mother arrived, another person was mistaken for saving the child because Shauna doesn't look like the type of person to save anybody.

Ultima Shadow - Ultima Shadow is Swedish. He's underrated enough already without having to have had any sort of oversight happening in his life, but we'll give you one anyway. Ultima Shadow's IQ test rang in at 180 but the results of the test were destroyed and now none of us will ever know that he could have cured the zombie virus whenever it arrives.

Perhaps this award should have been retitled "Most Unfortunate Member."

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the sephex award even though i predicted bm_n

Sephex should really be winning this one

I really wish I'd reposted my predictions, I'd have only missed a few so far.

Sephex FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY

BEHOLD THE DRAGON KING, HE COMETH

Most Underrated Member
Last winner: Ramisese Rububba the Third · Nomination Leader: blackmage_nuke

The Nominees
Alpha2099 · blackmage_nuke · Jiro · Jowy · Kalilung · Laddy · Lone Wolf Leonhart · Sephex · Shauna · Ultima Shadow

And the winner is...
Lone Wolf Leonhart

The Final Tally
Lone Wolf Leonhart............8
Kalilung......................7
Sephex........................7
Ultima Shadow.................7
blackmage_nuke................6
Shauna........................6
Alpha2099.....................5
Jowy..........................4
Laddy.........................4
Jiro..........................2
RSL...........................1

another slow roll what a jerk

OH MY GOODNESS IN A SHOCK UPSET (BUT STILL DESERVED) IT IS LONE WOLF LEONHART WITH THE STEAL!

Sephex is too overrated for Most Underrated member.

Grats Lone! <3

ahahahahaha

Most Mysterious Member
Last winner: Kawaii Ryûkishi · Nomination Leader: Del Murder, Evastio, Psychotic

The Nominees
Baloki · Christmas · Cuchulainn · Del Murder · Evastio · Innes · Mirage · Old Manus · Parker · Psychotic · Uncle Big Hands

Who they predicted to win...

Agent Proto Faris Madonna Psychotic	Christmas (4/16)
Laddy Citizen Bleys Jiro Pike	Mirage (4/16)
Denmark Happy Noodle Boy Shorty	Del Murder (3/16)
Lockharted Del Murder	Baloki (2/16)
Shauna Goldenboko	Evastio (2/16)
Formalhaut	Cuchulainn (1/16)

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Originally Posted by Pike

Ah, hello! Velcome to my parlor. Today, ve are going to hand out an avard for ze most mysterious member of zis forum. Vat makes a member mysterious, you may be askink? Vell, there are many, many vays a member can be mysterious! Perhaps you never see zeir face. Or perhaps you do, but you never hear zem talkink. Sometimes, zey appear to be everyvhere and novhere at vonce. Zese are ze members zat have you second guessink yourself vhenever zey post. Vas zat really zem zat you saw just now? Careful! You might miss zhem if you blink!

Being mysterious is an art form, you see, and zese nominees have made it zheir specialty. Now if you vould excuse me, I have to attend to zat screaming noise you hear coming from my basement. Oh no, it's nothink, don't fret yourself about zhat. You just... focus on the awards, yes? Excellent.

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At work now. Caught up. Will peek in once in awhile!

I STILL HAVE NOT WON A CIDDIE! JUST AS PLANNED!

Seriously, just seeing the nice things people say about me is very cool, and I am grateful! :)

Wow most underrated was a ridiculously close one! Well deserved winner there. (sorry Sephex, you'd deserve it too!)

Most Mysterious Member
Last winner: Kawaii Ryûkishi · Nomination Leader: Del Murder, Evastio, Psychotic

The Nominees
Baloki · Christmas · Cuchulainn · Del Murder · Evastio · Innes · Mirage · Old Manus · Parker · Psychotic · Uncle Big Hands

And the winner is...
a mystery

The Final Tally
a mystery....................11
??????........................7
???????.......................6
??????........................5
?????.........................5
?????????.....................5
?????????.....................5
??????????....................4
??????????....................3
??????........................3
???...........................1
???????????????...............1

From the amount of ?'s, I got 5 votes!

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lol'd at mystery result.

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award guy is a total butt for the way he's doing the reveals

(or he's amazing and this is awesome)

Everyone wins! :happybday

Love your work Award Guy but seriously who the smurf won this xD

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Love your work Award Guy but seriously who the smurf won this xD

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WE'LL NEVER KNOW

UNCLE BIG HANDS, IT MUST BE

Y'know, I actually think this would be funnier if we never found out who won Most Mysterious.

CIDDIES ARE OVER

EVERYONE GO HOME

Most Influential Member
Last winner: N/A · Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
Citizen Bleys · Del Murder · Freya · Iceglow · I'm my own MILF · Jiro · Loony BoB · Pike · Psychotic · Raistlin · Rantz

Who they predicted to win...

Lockharted Citizen Bleys Goldenboko Madonna Formalhaut	Jiro (5/16)
Denmark Happy Noodle Boy Jiro Psychotic Shorty	Loony BoB (5/16)
Shauna Laddy Agent Proto Faris	Del Murder (4/16)
Del Murder Pike	Psychotic (2/16)

Uncle Big Hands is the dude with 1 vote, surely.

It doesn't matter. Some things are just not meant for mortal eyes. Let's move on!

BOB YOU CAD

This is one of those categories that is hard to define. Everybody has within them the ability to influence things, people, events. But some members have an almost uncanny ability to sway the masses when they speak. In a world full of individuals, it makes sense that our collection of companions is as diverse as life itself. With that in mind, how do each of our nominees influence life as we know it?

To make this a little easier, I have assigned each nominee to a member of 2011's Time 100. Makes sense, right?


Citizen Bleys as Julian Assange

He's an enemy of the US and one of the most hated individuals in the eyes of British media, but Citizen Bleys is a man with incredible knowledge and absolutely no qualms with dragging up old information to share with the public.

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Del Murder as George RR Martin

Perhaps if George RR Martin wrote happy fairytales, this would be a better fit. Del Murder has been a stalwart of EoFF, and his year has been full of adventure and good tales. We all hope he's got enough life left in him to continue the great work he is doing.

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Freya as Michelle Obama

Behind every great man is a greater woman, right? Freya's impact on the forum has been powerful, if little known. Her role in approaching new members and welcoming them with open arms has been instrumental in ensuring the prolonged posting of many members.

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Iceglow as Justin Bieber

Even though we seem to hate him, deep down we find him incredibly endearing. Nobody knows why, but Iceglow just wants you to love him as much as he loves you. He's growing up while being picked on by kids everywhere, but he's our secret passion. Maybe one day we'll appreciate him for who he is. Never say never, Stevie.

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I'm my own MILF as Kim Jong-un

Power is handed to him. He embraces it. He thrives. I'm my own MILF would probably see EoFF burnt to the ground if he thought it could advance him, but at least he's a bit nicer than his father. That guy is a complete asshole.

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Jiro as Barack Obama

When you try to please everyone, things tend to go awry. With all the pressure resting on his shoulders, it's understandable that Jiro doesn't seem like quite the right person for the job. But with a winning smile and the attention of everyone when he speaks, he'll do for now.

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Loony BoB as Larry Page

He's watching you. Collecting all sorts of information about you and entering it into his excel spreadsheet. He's sniffing your hair while he's touching his wood. Loony BoB is the head of Google and he controls everything. Even if he looks like a nice guy, he's got too much power.

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Pike as Jennifer Egan

She hides her robotic form well, but her word processor is infalliable, creating works that inform and entertain, picking up an absolute truckload of awards including Ciddies and Pulitzers. Pike's written work can move mountains, or at least convince people that moving mountains would be fun.

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Psychotic as Lionel Messi

A hard working star, Psychotic is unassuming but fierce. He is passionate about what he does, and he's received commendations to prove it. He's got a good heart and a great personality, though it can end up being hidden behind his match mindset. Don't forget that there's a man outside of the game too.

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Raistlin as Mark Zuckerberg

He's everywhere and a part of everything and even so you can't help but want to hate him a little. What an asshole. Raistlin smurferberg is misunderstood because he himself doesn't understand how to be a normal human being. There's a soft spot in all our hearts for him though.

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Rantz as Colin Firth

He's not loud, he's not obnoxious. He quietly plies his trade and it's because of this that people stop to take notice. Rantz is a true gentleman, a surprising trait for a viking warrior. But one can easily see him reaching his goals due to persistence and without one moment spent complaining.

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So which of our members is the most influential? I'd say Award Guy, because you're going to believe whatever drivel comes out of his mouth. You're all sheep, the lot of you.

LOOK OUT GERD MULLER!

*makes a joke about 3 members will get*

a mystery....................11
Parker/Baloki/Mirage........................7
Evastio.......................6
Parker/Baloki/Mirage........................5
Innes.........................5
?????????.....................5
?????????.....................5
Del/Cuch....................4
Del/Cuch....................3
Parker/Baloki/Mirage........................3
RSL...........................1
Uncle Big Hands...............1

Christmas - 9 letters
Old Manus - 9 letters
Psychotic - 9 letters

I doubt it's Psy, so christmas or nanny manus? :bigsmile:

Most Influential Member
Last winner: N/A · Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
Citizen Bleys · Del Murder · Freya · Iceglow · I'm my own MILF · Jiro · Loony BoB · Pike · Psychotic · Raistlin · Rantz

And the winner is...
Loony BoB

The Final Tally
Loony BoB....................13
Psychotic.....................8
Del Murder....................7
Jiro..........................6
Citizen Bleys.................5
Pike..........................4
Raistlin......................4
Iceglow.......................3
I'm my own MILF...............2
Rantz.........................2
RSL...........................1
Freya.........................0

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Raistlin smurferberg is misunderstood because he himself doesn't understand how to be a normal human being.

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Ahahahaha oh damn son I laughed harder than I ought to have

e; I see this is where Lonny deployed his rigging skills this time around :greenie:

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a mystery....................11
Parker/Baloki/Mirage........................7
Evastio.......................6
Parker/Baloki/Mirage........................5
Innes.........................5
?????????.....................5
?????????.....................5
Del/Cuch....................4
Del/Cuch....................3
Parker/Baloki/Mirage........................3
RSL...........................1
Uncle Big Hands...............1

Christmas - 9 letters
Old Manus - 9 letters
Psychotic - 9 letters

I doubt it's Psy, so christmas or nanny manus? :bigsmile:

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Hey I was a nomination leader! It'll be Christmas though.

SECOND TO LOONY BoB????

NOOOOO

IT'S LIKE THE YEARS 2005-2007 ALL OVER AGAIN

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clearly rigged. the man must be using his scum powers

##vote: loony bob

Award Guy is slowrolling me all night. You guys, this Ciddies is just designed to troll me. smurf!

Most Missed Member
Last winner: Levian · Nomination Leader: Demondude, RSL

The Nominees
Cz · Demondude · Dr Unne · eestlinc · Resha · RSL · Rye · Sylvie

Who they predicted to win...

Laddy Agent Proto Faris Happy Noodle Boy Del Murder Madonna Formalhaut Pike Psychotic Shorty	Demondude (10/16)
Shauna Denmark Jiro	Cz (3/16)
Lockharted Citizen Bleys	Dr Unne (2/16)
Goldenboko	RSL (1/16)

Me, hated in the eyes of the British media? I love the British media :(

Well, the comedians, anyways.

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Ah, nostalgia. Looking back with fondness on those who were once part of our lives. Let us take a few minutes to mourn our fallen heroes, to pay homage to those who have left us behind, and to smile upon thinking of the good times we all shared. I knew most of them at least on an acquaintance level, and the ones I knew seemed pretty cool. I dunno about Sylvie, though. I've heard stories.

Wait, I could have taken this speech to insult these people, couldn't I? Not like they'll ever see it anyway. Balls.

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Nice ironic win for BoB. Excellent.

Where's the fun in insulting someone if they're not around to read it?

BoB won Most Influential? What is this, 2003?

Personally I miss everyone every day.

this reveal is the best one yet, if you're not in chat then you're missing out

Most Missed Member
Last winner: Levian · Nomination Leader: Demondude, RSL

The Nominees
Cz · Demondude · Dr Unne · eestlinc · Resha · RSL · Rye · Sylvie

And the winner is...
Demondude

The Final Tally
Demondude....................12
Rye..........................11
RSL...........................7
Cz............................6
eestlinc......................5
Resha.........................5
Sylvie........................5
Dr Unne.......................4

Huh, I had rye pegged to win that one.

I look forward to seeing a Ciddies where he isn't banned.

Weirdest Member
Last winner: Peegee · Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Citizen Bleys · Hypoallergenic Cactuar · Iceglow · krissy · Laddy · Mercen-X · Old Manus · Peegee · Sephex · Uncle Big Hands · WildRaubtier

Who they predicted to win...

Agent Proto Citizen Bleys Happy Noodle Boy Goldenboko Del Murder	Hypoallergenic Cactuar (5/16)
Shauna Faris Jiro	Mercen-X (3/16)
Pike Psychotic	Iceglow (2/16)
Formalhaut Shorty	Old Manus (2/16)
Madonna	Citizen Bleys (1/16)
Laddy	Peegee (1/16)
Denmark	Sephex (1/16)
Lockharted	WildRaubtier (1/16)

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There's a bunch of weirdos in EoFF. Some moreso than others, but we'll never have a shortage of actual weird members, so allow me to prepare reasons why each nominee deserves to win, or something regarding being considered the Most Weirdest in one large paragraph. I'm sure you can make something weird out of it.

Ahem, first we have Citizen Bleys, who can once claim to have pissed off a cat by pissing in its litterbox. Next, we have Hypoallergenic Cactuar, who once claimed to be an actual Viera who can fly. He even made numerous other claims which have yet to be debunked or confirmed. Thirdly, we have Iceglow, who by all means seem to attact crazy bitches, and enjoys having trout-stained jean jackets. Psy and DK can attest to his weirdness. krissy is a bit weird in his unique sense of style. I can't seem to get a true grasp of what really makes him weird, but to each their own. Laddy was once weird, by having such a unique taste for random things from being a stereotypical gay male. I guess that could make him weird. As for Mercen-X, I don't know what makes him weird, but you can just tell from reading his posts that he's pretty damn weird. Christmas has some sort of weird fascination with Old Manus, that's just weird in itself. Don't get me started on Peegee, everything about him is weird. I don't think Sephex can be weird, he's like the most unweirdest member nominated. But being friends with eedczxcvbnm could be considered really weird. Uncle Big Hands gives off that weird vibe every now and then. Living in Idaho is weird enough as it is. And finally, we have our ginger Australian with the mutton chops, WildRaubtier. Bring it on!

We got a lovely bunch of weirdos here

Insane? I'll show you insane!

Weirdest Member
Last winner: Peegee · Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Citizen Bleys · Hypoallergenic Cactuar · Iceglow · krissy · Laddy · Mercen-X · Old Manus · Peegee · Sephex · Uncle Big Hands · WildRaubtier

And the winner is...
Iceglow

The Final Tally
Iceglow......................12
Hypoallergenic Cactuar........8
Mercen-X......................8
Peegee........................7
WildRaubtier..................5
Uncle Big Hands...............4
krissy........................3
Sephex........................3
Citizen Bleys.................2
Old Manus.....................2
Laddy.........................1
RSL...........................1

Certainly trouting oneself in a restaurant is pretty goddamn weird, but weirder than Mercen-X? I dunno about that :monster:

Hahahaha look at all those crazy people Steve beat out

smurfING STEVE

Funniest Member
Last winner: Old Manus · Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
Del Murder · DK · Flying Mullet · krissy · Madonna · Old Manus · Psychotic · Rantz · Sephex

Who they predicted to win...

Shauna Laddy Agent Proto Faris Happy Noodle Boy Jiro Madonna Pike Psychotic Shorty	DK (10/16)
Lockharted Formalhaut	Rantz (2/16)
Goldenboko	Flying Mullet (1/16)
Denmark	krissy (1/16)
Citizen Bleys	Madonna (1/16)
Del Murder	Psychotic (1/16)

I actually hung out with edczxcvbnm last night. We got wasted and played Texas Hold'em.

Raistlin post your goddamn speech

While EoFF’s rep system has a lot of potential uses, it typically only serves one purpose in practice. It can be used to reward intelligent, insightful, and meaningful posts. Of course, no one actually uses it like that on EoFF.

Some people have taken the rep system for their own purposes. Pike reps everything MILF posts in EoEO. Jiro and PG rep every post that mentions their name. Tifa’s Boobs reps everything that mentions boobs.

But most people use rep as EoFF’s version of the Facebook “like” function, as a symbol of being amused. Therefore, the rep a member has earned can be a good indicator of just how funny they are to EoFF’s population (thanks to Rantz for the stats).

So what do the stats show?

Del Murder: He made over 2,000 posts in the previous six months, but only 23 of them contained more than one sentence. His 6.5% may seem... well, pathetic, but his rep-per-line is much better.

DK: With a whopping 28.4% rep rate, DK by far leads EoFF’s active posters. Though half of that rep came from just two posts.

For the record, DK’s rep rate makes him approximately 4.4 times as funny Del. The numbers don’t lie.

Flying Mullet: Yikes, another high one at 19.6%! The crotchety old monkey is a full 3 times as funny as Del.

krissy: His typing has improved, allowing us to actually understand his jokes. His 14.3% rep rate makes him 2.2 times as funny as Del.

Madonna: His always entertaining images and amusing banter have given Lynx (I refuse to call him by his semi-annual new name) a rep rate of 15.2%. He is 2.3 times as funny as Del.

Old Manus: Old Manus is like the grouchier version of Del, posting largely in one-liners. He’s also way funnier; in fact, his 17.0% rep rate makes him 2.6 times as funny as Del.

Psychotic: Psychotic’s rep rate is a respectable 13.5%, especially with his post count higher than everyone but Del on this list, but almost all of his 224 rep points in the last six months have come from making fun of Iceglow. Talk about only going for the low hanging fruit. He is still just over 2 times as funny as Del.

Rantz: Is close to Psy in both post count and rep rate ar 13.4%, and in fact much of his rep has also come at the expense of having one person as the butt of the joke: Shorty (see what I did there?). No matter if you think he’s more or less funny than Psy, the numbers show that Rantz is also 2 times as funny as Del.

Sephex: His knack for not taking any thread too seriously and posting tangential one-liners and images have netted the active poster a rep rate of 12.6%. That may seem low for this list, but he’s still just under twice as funny as Del.

Man, that Del character must not be very funny; can you imagine only being half as funny as Psychotic? How did he even make this list?

Empirical science has clearly demonstrated that DK is far and away the funniest poster on EoFF, but who will the voters pick?

For the record, the member with the highest rep rate who did not make this list was Cuch, who reached 22.2%

GOD JIRO I ONLY TOOK A MINUTE

Good man :aimkiss:

I am going to murder you, Wesley.

Funniest Member
Last winner: Old Manus · Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
Del Murder · DK · Flying Mullet · krissy · Madonna · Old Manus · Psychotic · Rantz · Sephex

And the winner is...
DK

The Final Tally
DK...........................10
Madonna.......................7
Sephex........................7
Flying Mullet.................6
Rantz.........................6
Old Manus.....................5
Psychotic.....................5
Del Murder....................4
krissy........................4
RSL...........................1

Awww Steve :aimkiss:

Oh well, at least I am funnier than Del Murder. Which is sort of like saying I'm more normal than Steve, really.

all you sods who didn't vote krissy

hate you all

DK

YEAH

YOU BITCH CONGRATULATIONS

LET'S DANCE

Evilest Member
Last winner: Bunny · Nomination Leader: Cuchulainn

The Nominees
Bunny · Citizen Bleys · Cuchulainn · Jowy · Loony BoB · Mirage · Peegee · Psychotic · Tifa's Boobs · WildRaubtier

Who they predicted to win...

Shauna Lockharted Citizen Bleys Faris Happy Noodle Boy Jiro Del Murder Madonna Pike	Cuchulainn (9/16)
Laddy Agent Proto	Bunny (2/16)
Psychotic Shorty	Citizen Bleys (2/16)
Denmark	Jowy (1/16)
Goldenboko	Peegee (1/16)
Formalhaut	Psychotic (1/16)

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Originally Posted by Shorty

I am going to murder you, Wesley.

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I spoke only the truth! I even used science!

EDIT: A very worthy win for DK. Science wins again!

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Originally Posted by Ramisese Rububba the Third

Vocaroo | Voice message

This is a song about being evil... oh yeah
There ain't nobody evil-er, evil-er than me
You should know that being evil ain't all it's cracked up to be
I destroyed a planet sat in my boxer short whilst drinking a cup of tea
It was very nice tea... elderflower and cranberry but I digress

You have no idea how hard it is being so bad
Choppin' off people's arms and legs... really makes them sad
But oh how we laughed
Ha ha ha ha no arms and legs, you're just a body and head ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I can kick you in the balls and there's nothing you can do about it ha ha ha

I'm so smurfing evil, I'm crazy and I'm rich
I'll buy all your possessions and then make you my bitch
I'm so smurfing evil, I smurfing swear in the smurfing chorus
...and just so you know, I'm gonna swear in the smurfing verse

Back in the verse now, get ready for this, here it comes... smurfin'
I try my best to be evil, I struggle and I strive
I torture furry animals to within an inch of their furry lives
Took pictures of you naked, posted them on Facebook then I killed your cat
Killed all of your family, especially your auntie cos I wore her head as a hat.

I'm so smurfin' evil, I'm crazy and I'm rich
Buy all your possessions and then make you my bitch
I'm so smurfin' evil, so much evil-er than you (now you're my bitch)
Gonna make you pick all of the peanuts from my pooh
Peanuts from my, peanuts from my, peanuts from my pooh...

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Evilest Member
Last winner: Bunny · Nomination Leader: Cuchulainn

The Nominees
Bunny · Citizen Bleys · Cuchulainn · Jowy · Loony BoB · Mirage · Peegee · Psychotic · Tifa's Boobs · WildRaubtier

And the winner is...
Cuchulainn

The Final Tally
Cuchulainn...................14
Bunny........................12
Tifa's Boobs..................8
Peegee........................4
Psychotic.....................4
Citizen Bleys.................3
Loony BoB.....................3
Mirage........................3
WildRaubtier..................2
Jowy..........................1
RSL...........................1

Good work, Chuchutrainn.

Nicest Member
Last winner: Pike · Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Christmas · Cuchulainn · Jiro · Jowy · Loony BoB · Madonna · milliegoesbeep · Pike · Rantz · Shorty

Who they predicted to win...

Agent Proto Faris Goldenboko Jiro Madonna Psychotic Shorty	Pike (7/16)
Shauna Laddy Happy Noodle Boy Del Murder	Jiro (4/16)
Citizen Bleys Formalhaut	Christmas (2/16)
Lockharted Denmark	Shorty (2/16)
Pike	Rantz (1/16)

Oh Bubba you are excellent.

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In my personal opinion, the award for "nicest member" should be the most coveted of the bunch. Being talkative, intelligent, evil, or just sexier than hell are great and all, but it takes a special kind of person to truly be branded "nice". That is what makes them truly unforgettable and the most valuable member of this community. This award is for the member who always brings a smile to our face every time we see their avatar in a thread. That one person who will always make your day with something as simple as a text message or phone call. The one who will always be there to listen.

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

As a nominee for the Evilest Member Ciddie (aka, the Cool Kids), I can tell you, I smurfing hate doormat, puss, good-two shoes. So, I bring you my take on these so called "Nice Members" (aka, the Band Geeks.) Read on to see my verbal equivalent of throwing my food at them in the cafeteria that is EoFF.

Christmas Dude, what is up with this chick. Seriously. Is she five? I don't know. She's always like, "OH HEY YOU ARE SO LOVELY AND MR. TURD HE LIKES TO EAT PANCAKES I WANT TO HUG YOU DESU DESU IN CHINA." Seriously, she's not nice. She's just weird. And hey, even if she was nice, I'm pretty sure I'd still hate her.

Cuchulainn This guy is the biggest pussy. He's always like, "I love you. Let's be friends. You are an intelligent person, and your posts and opinions are very well thought out." He's like, this cuddly bunny all the time, and it makes me want to gag.

Jiro Oh, God. Really? This guy. This smurfing guy. How dull. All he ever talks about is how DESERVING people are. He's always got to be SELFLESS and HELPFUL. He needs to grow a smurfing pair, in my opinion. I'm way more of a dude than this guy. Jiro? More like "Vajiro."

Jowy What? Should be in Evilest, imho. Probably the only person on this list who's bearable.

Loony BoB Not sure if he made this list because he's nice to EoFF or if he's nice to SQUARE ENIX. Seriously. How much further can this dude brown nose? THEY ENT EVER GONNA LOVE YOU TOWNS JUST TURN BACK. Pathetic, the way he follows them around like a puppy.

Madonna LOL I'M FROM HAWAII AND MARRIED AND I WILL SAY FRIENDLY THINGS TO PEOPLE AND COMPLIMENT THEM ON THEIR APPEARANCE AND THEIR PERSONALITIES. Old dude.

milliegoesbeep I mean...I guess if by nice you mean "Newbie who joined and was made staff two weeks later and then only did one staff thing and then disappeared and posts maybe once a month." Hmph.

Pike Man, no words. NO WORDS. This chick is always like "HOW ARE YOU DOING? <3 <3 <3" She like...is almost a stalker. Have you ever been into #eoff? I have. As soon as I sign on it's like, "Sam! <3 <3 <3 How are you!" I AM FINE PIKE HOW ARE YOU OH YOU ARE WEAKSAUCE IS WHAT.

Rantz This man knows no insults. In fact, I'm not even sure he knows the word "no." He's always like, helping people and trout. EoFF's resident doormat labrador, as soon as anything technical happens he's like, "OH HEY GUYS WILL YOU LIKE ME IF I DO THESE THINGS FOR YOU?" Rantz. Doing the hot girl's homework does not mean she will sleep with you. This applies here as well.

Shorty Excuse me, while I go regurgitate my day's food. Talking to this woman is like walking into a Bath and Bodyworks. All this sugary, flowery, perfumey smell suffocates you. She's always trying to greet people, and be supportive, and encouraging. It's like...okay, we get it. You're all up in our business. L-7-Weenie!

And thus We have our Nicest Member nominees! I love you all, even if you're a garden of pansies. <3 Good luck to all of our noms! It's a good thing we have you to balance out people like me. :3

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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay DK! :D

My money is on pike.

http://preview.turbosquid.com/Previe...1cd7Larger.jpg

I hope Cuch wins nicest! He's way too cuddly to be evil.

Nicest Member
Last winner: Pike · Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Christmas · Cuchulainn · Jiro · Jowy · Loony BoB · Madonna · milliegoesbeep · Pike · Rantz · Shorty

And the winner is...
Shorty

The Final Tally
Shorty.......................11
Jiro..........................9
milliegoesbeep................9
Pike..........................8
Cuchulainn....................7
Madonna.......................5
Christmas.....................4
Loony BoB.....................2
Jowy..........................1
Rantz.........................1
RSL...........................1

SO MUCH FOR THE SWEEP GUYS, smurf YOU :aimmad:

Shorty IS nice.

I'm glad to see Cuch got 7 votes at least.

Shorty, nice? She really has pulled the wool over EoFF's eyes!

Best Post
Last winner: Worst/Creepiest Pickup Lines - I'm my own MILF · Nomination Leader: Bad label placement. - DK

The Nominees
The Flower Girl I Used to Know · Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking... · So, Del Murder and Miriel got married today. · Bad label placement. · Go to Google Images · Jokes about EoFFers! · Anniversary Celebrations: The Ultimate Fanfic · Terrible FF jokes

Who they predicted to win...

Shauna Lockharted Happy Noodle Boy Goldenboko Jiro Madonna Pike Shorty	Bad label placement. (8/16)
Laddy Agent Proto Del Murder	So, Del Murder and Miriel got married today. (3/16)
Psychotic Citizen Bleys	Jokes about EoFFers! (2/16)
Formalhaut	The Flower Girl I Used to Know (1/16)
Faris	Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking... (1/16)
Denmark	Go to Google Images (1/16)

Shorty? What? Every other person on that list is nicer than her, even RSL. :irked: Shorty is a RAMPAGING THUNDER:bou::bou::bou::bou:

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For you today EoFF, I am pondering with my ponderer extra hard to try and figure out what makes any post the best and what it is that makes a post limit break? To my understanding limit break occurs after several hits, so all our nominees must be black and blue and about to omnislash, dolphin punch, or play some slots on our asses. Guess that means we should all be cautious when passing Sephex, Citizen Bleys, Miriel, DK, Jowy, Rantz, Jiro, and chionos.

Oh wait, limit breaks get filled here when we rep them. Silly me, this changes everything! Well EoFF, these are the types of posts that we love and cherish:

• Renditions of popular songs made better being rewritten in FF form

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Originally Posted by Sephex

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...hex/Cloud2.png
I'm already missing our time together
Like our show back at the Golden Saucer
Told myself that I was not crazy
Resembled Zack in your company
Mako poisioning makes it hard to remember

Your trip to the Lifestream makes me feel sadness
Grinding for Great Gospel now does end, now it does end
So when I mistook you for the slum drunk
In Sector 5 surrounded by junk
But I was impressed by your bed of flowers

But you didn't have to kill her off
Flew right down and stuck the Masamune right through her stomach
And now you're sending out Jenova Life
But she's treating me like a puppet and that ain't right
Now the first disc ends so low
Gamer friends trying to cheat her back and then change the code
I guess she just won't come back though
Now she's the flower girl I used to know

Now she's the flower girl I used to know


http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/tifa2.png
Now and then I think of all the times we shared with her
But you had me believing your guilt would be over and gone
But she would not want it that way
Feeling miserable night and day
I wish you would just let it go
And I wouldn't catch you hung up on the flower girl you used to know


http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...hex/Cloud2.png
But you didn't have to kill her off
Flew right down and stuck the Masamune right through her stomach
And now you're sending out Jenova Life
But she's treating me like a puppet and that ain't right
Now the first disc ends so low
Gamer friends trying to cheat her back and then change the code
I guess she just won't come back though
Now she's the flower girl I used to know

Now she's the flower girl I used to know

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...aerisdeath.jpg

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Seriously, new theme song for FFVII right there.

• Finding out what we never want to hear while traveling

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Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

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This post made the moon turn bloody! FEAR BLEYS


• Seeing precious moments in the lives of our fellow members.

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Originally Posted by Shiny

As for Del, he could have easily paid for a generic black suit for far less than Armani. I don't see anything special about that suit.

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Photos really don't do it justice. A generic black suit is meh. Del Murder had a custom tailored suit that looked siiiiiick in person. Pretty sure he got more compliments than I did on the day. :p Seriously.

It looked & felt spectacular. Plus, Del Murder is a baller. If he's gonna have a suit, might as well be Armani!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...Wedding002.jpg

My dress was super simple in the front:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...Wedding001.jpg

My bridesmaid dresses, I told them to pick out whatever they wanted in the same color palette and all my girls looked amazing:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...edding01-2.jpg

Bouquet:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5.../wedding03.jpg

Lizzie!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...r/Wedding1.jpg

Lizzie and Charlie! Look how handsome they are:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5.../wedding12.jpg

I designed and printed all our invites, escort cards, menu, etc.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...edding02-1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5.../wedding07.jpg

Food! Unfortunately nobody got great shots of the main entree which was korean braised short ribs. We also had garlic mashed potatoes, mushroom ravioli in sage butter sauce, panzanella salad, and market grilled veggies.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5.../wedding05.jpg

And Pinkberry delivered froyo in addition to the cakes and donuts we had:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5.../wedding06.jpg

The venue:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5.../wedding08.jpg

We had an awesome photobooth:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5.../wedding04.jpg

One of my bridesmaids HAND MADE this light fixture for us. Took her weeks:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5.../wedding10.jpg

Side face!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5.../wedding11.jpg

One more faceless picture:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5.../wedding09.jpg

There was also a zebra:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...rawr/zebra.jpg

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All further moments should always but do not need to contain headless Del Murders and Zebras.


• …Poop stories

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No sorry Paul it's got to come out. if only because it is brilliant and he needs to learn to get over it and look back and laugh. Here's how it went down.

We were all having one of our own little eyeson meetups in the UK, and we had all decided to go out for dinner one night and then we'd planned to go out afterwards for a lad's night out and get Steve to help us pull some ladies in. We were all dressed up to the nines, nice shirts, jeans, fresh shoes the whole lot. Anyway we went to this pretty fancy restaurant for our meal, italian place, we had a nice table outside as it was a warm summer evening and as we were planning to make it a glory night we decided we were going to go all out and have three full courses. Our boy Steve had actually been on rare form that night, he was cracking the jokes left and right, throwing out a couple of quality anecdotes and every time this one hot waitress went past, Paul will know the one I mean (brunette, skirt far too short for her legs), he was busting out the charm and she was feeling it.

It was going great all round. But then, for some reason, after we'd all finished our starters, Steve just kind of shut down. He stopped talking pretty much and kind of just sat there with an annoyed grimace on his face and he basically started chain smoking, I think he got through two packs of twenty by the time we were ready to leave. No one really knew what was wrong with him and we didn't really want to say anything to him in case his mood worsened but we didn't know what to do. I thought that he must have gotten some bad food or something but didn't want to make a scene at the restaurant because he's a cool guy like that. Anyway like I said we were all done so we had to get up and go but Steve started making a fuss about it and said he wasn't in the mood to go anywhere. Man he was just bugging out. The rest of us wanted to go though and we started just having a little moan at him about it, something I will always regret doing, because he eventually just gave in and got up. If you're wondering where this is going, it basically turns out that after the starters were done Steve had a little accident and kinda crapped himself, and had just been sitting there ever since in a bad mood. What the smurf were we supposed to do? I will never in my life forget the sight of Steve pushing the restaurant door open and a tiny little nugget of poo rolling down the leg of his trousers and onto the floor as he walked out. It was, and remains, hilarious and I hope that time has healed his wounds enough that he can laugh at this now. I know I am.

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This was the year of food and poop. ...How old are we, 1?


• Calling someone out about the size of their penis

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Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

Your instructions weren't clear enough and now my house is underwater.

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I got my dick stuck in the search bar :(

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google search bar is kind of small, i wouldn't publically admit that

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Seriously Josh, you walked right into that one but thanks for letting us know. It’s okay though, there’s a solution for that! Expect an offer for it in the mail (check your junk mail!) soon.

• An Aussie joke

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Originally Posted by Rantz

Jiro and blackmage_nuke walk into a bar. The bartender goes, "Hey, you're Jiro, ain't ya! Last time you were here you asked my wife to blow your long Australian horn!"

blackmage_nuke thinks to himself: "What didjirodo!?"

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Yeah what didjirodo :confused:


• Collaboration and hard work of our fellow members

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http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...6_original.png

This is the result of many hours of tireless work by a dedicated team of voice actors with a simple goal: dub the greatest fanfic ever written. Born of Del Murder's mind, this project out grew him and soon came to be the love child of numerous EoFFers. I present the fruits of Project Lovehurts...

Join in this thread to see your work brought to life in the next instalment, and keep an eye out for sign ups for Chapter 2.

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If you haven’t watched it yet, stop what you’re doing and watch it NOW. Our slaves fellow members have worked very hard on this.


• Puns upon puns of FF dialogue!

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Originally Posted by chionos

Barret: "Welcome to my bar, suckas. Whatcha havin?"
Edgar: "Celes wants a beer."
Barret: "I ain't givin' no girl a beer."
Cloud: "You heard the man. Steiner."
Barret: "I don't know what you're Sabin."
Celes: "Nevermind, I'll just have a Mog of ale."
Barret: "Ale? Kuja ask for somethin' I got?"
Sephiroth: "Why can't you Celes what we're asking for?"
Barret: "What the hell are you doing in my bar!? I'll chocobo itch!"
Sephiroth: "Choke this, fat boy."
Barret: "I Vaan you to get the hell out of my bar."
Sephiroth: "Right after I Ramza glass down your throat."
Cloud: "Hold on a minute. Didn't I kill you? Who are you really?"
Sephka: "Uwee-hee-hee! I'm back, bitches! Now Alma destroy them all!"
Celes: "Not again! Barret, why did you Locke the door!?"
Barret: "I locked it Sahz nobody could get out."
Cloud: "You. You're not Barret. You're Zemus!"
Zemus: "Ah, you saw through my disguise. I Kain see you're surprised."
Celes: "Well yeah, you're kind of a boring End Boss. Kefka's so much cooler."
Kefka: "Yeah, son of a submariner, you're more like a Zeromus. Uwee-hee-hee."
Zemus: "I'll show you Zeromus. I'll burn this city to Ashe."
Edgar: "Ha-ha, that the best you got? C'mon it's late, let's finish this Umaro."
Zeromus: "No! Everything must die tonight!"
Kefka: "Yes! Burn everything."
Zeromus: "Shut up Kefka."
Kefka: "Wha? Yuna want my help?"
Zeromus: "No. Now Tifa, get on the floor."
Cloud: "Auron my d-"
Tifa: "Cloud!"
Edgar: "Yeah, Wakka hell, man. She's going home with me tonight."
Zeromus: "Silence! Quistis nonsense. Zell be hell to pay if you cannot be silent."
Kefka: " 'Zell be hell to pay' hee-hee, good one Zebus."
Zeromus: "It's Zeromus, curr. Now, I find myself in the predicament of Irvine to piss. Can you keep an eye on the prisoners, Kefka? Can you do that one little thing?"
Kefka: "They'll be Seifer with me than with anyone else in the world, Lord Zeromus."
Zeromus: "Good, now Cloud, can you Lenna hand and direct me to your water closet."
Cloud: "Garnet man, what's a water closet?"
Zeromus: "The facilities, a restroom, a damn water closet boy!"
Cloud: "I'm Freya can't help you, Mr. Mus. The bar doesn't have a pisser. Quina tell you what you should do?"
Zeromus: "If it's helpful, certainly, and be quick about it."
Cloud: "Okay, just lean in close here...closer...that's good enough..."
OMNISLASH
Kefka: "Uwee-hee-hee-hee-uwee-hee-hee-hee-hee."
Cloud: "Setzer weapons down Kefka. I won't say it twice."
Kefka: "Hee-hee, Gogo warp!"
*fizzle*
Cloud: "Cid down, clown. You're not going anywhere."

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:lol: I can hardly Barret!


Congratulations to all the nominees! The rest of us should seek help and stronger equipment.

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YEEEEY GO MAMA SHORTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SO MUCH FOR THE SWEEP GUYS, smurf YOU :aimmad:

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this may be why you lost

sarah's a peach and totes deserved to win that.

Best Post
Last winner: Worst/Creepiest Pickup Lines - I'm my own MILF · Nomination Leader: Bad label placement. - DK

The Nominees
The Flower Girl I Used to Know · Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking... · So, Del Murder and Miriel got married today. · Bad label placement. · Go to Google Images · Jokes about EoFFers! · Anniversary Celebrations: The Ultimate Fanfic · Terrible FF jokes

And the winner is...
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...ml#post3130272

The Final Tally
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...ml#post3130272..................................15
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...ml#post3118595.9
http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fanta...ml#post3128759.........................8
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...ml#post3140929...........6
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-fin...ml#post3095651......................................6
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...ml#post3144611....................................5
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...ml#post3160895..........4
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...ml#post3145866...................................1
RSL....................................................1

YES POO!!!!!!!!!


EOFF LOVES POOO!!!!

It's all true, folks. Steve actually pooed himself.

Best Thread
Last winner: [Music] Del Murder is a jerk - Psychotic · Nomination Leader: Bad label placement. - Lockharted

The Nominees
FF5 Revisited! · The Flower Girl I Used to Know · The Picture Thread of Cosplay and Adorable · Bad label placement. · Ocean or Space? · Post your EoFF History · EoFF OREGON TRAIL - ROUND 3 is ongoing... · Unpopular Gaming Opinions

Who they predicted to win...

Laddy Agent Proto Faris Goldenboko Del Murder Madonna Pike Citizen Bleys	Bad label placement. (8/16)
Lockharted Happy Noodle Boy Formalhaut Psychotic Shorty	http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fanta...used-know.html (5/16)
Shauna Denmark Jiro	http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...y-history.html (3/16)

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...How old are we, 1?

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This is gross

I am happy people liked The Flower Girl I Used to Know as it is! Wasn't sure how people were going to react to it when I wrote that parody.

Last time I won thanks to something Steve said, this time Dan won thanks to something Steve did. If you want Best Post you need to hang out with Steve basically!

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Hello everyone!!! It’s time for Fantastic Foods with Faris! I’m your awesomeandhappytobeherethankstohappymeds host FARIS!!! Today we are going to make some of the best threads of 2012 (and I don’t mean dangling string! That will be up next in Sewing Something with Shauna followed by Playing Pattycake with Parker)!

On today’s episode we will be baking 8 different threads that will be better than all the rest with many different flavours!

First is... FF5 Revisited! Jello!:

Before we begin, make sure you have A Bastardly Production mixer and The Devil's Jockstrap mixing bowls!!!

• Put 17 Cups of Citizen Bleys in The Devil’s Jockstrap
• Mix in 5 Table spoons of Final Fantasy V
• Add a pinch of Something Awful for inspiration
• Let sit for 26 days in the fridge
• For decoration, I recommend Del Murder’s seal of approval plate for serving.

Second... The Flower Girl I Used to Know cake!:

Be sure to have the karaoke version of Somebody That I Used to Know by Gotye playing in the oven while it bakes.

• Throw 12 Cups of Sephex mix in a bowl
• Knead Somebody That I Used to Know in to the shape of A Flower Girl I Used to Know
• Add 7 boxes of Final Fantasy VII and place in a pan
• Toss it in oven for 43 minutes at ouchdon’ttouchthat degrees
• Use Ramisese Rububba the Third, Lockharted, and Krissy icing for decoration
• For serving, use Rantz’s seal of approval dish.

Third... The Picture Thread of Uninteresting Titles scratch n’ sniff lickable stickers!:

We need everyone here for this!!! Pose and click!!!

• 7 pages of CelShadedDreams sticker base
• Any of your favourite pictures of EoFF members. If you ever wanted to taste or lick a member, here’s your chance!
• Food flavouring and lottery tickets scratch material to put on top of the photos
• Let sit overnight and have at it!

Fourth... recipe of today is Bad label placement taffy!:

Oh… ugh. I’m not too sure about this one…

• 2 Tablespoons of Innocent Lockharted
• 1 of each Iceglow, DK, and Psychotic for sweetening
• 3 Stories about Iceglow to be read to the mix
• Add Poo Paradise for flavouring…

WHO ADDED THIS TO THE LIST?! THIS IS DISGUSTING!! Go to a commercial break or something! I need to go vomit and rethink my life.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Have you been shopping around for a man who really unsettles you put you can't quite put your finger on why? Have you ever longed for a strange little man to come into your home and start trying to present you with excel spreadsheets? Have you ever wondered what it would look like if a man transplanted his crotch to his chest?

WONDER. NO. MORE!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../pubebeard.jpg

Pube Beard Industries: We'll make you want to shower.

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I—I don’t think I can handle another one of those. Let’s see…

Fifth... recipe is Ocean or Space? pies of love:

This pie will be perfect for starting fights and dividing friends!

• 8 pairs of Tifa’s Boobs […:sweatdrop] to make the crust
• 16 ounces of Poseidon’s rage
• Smashed together with 29 black holes for the inner part
• Bake in the oven for 234 minutes at hateful degrees
• Be sure to use squids and supernovas when transporting for perfect delivery into your opponent’s face

Sixth...Post your EoFF History bread:

Be sure to blow the dust off the recipe page first.

• Gently sift 6 Miriels together in a bowl that’s been around for a while
• Think back fondly on your time at EoFF while the dough rises
• Cut in to 57 equal parts and share with the person who just got that face full of love pie to rekindle that friendship

2nd last is... EoFF OREGON TRAIL - ROUND 3 is ongoing... trail mix

Really, you all haven’t died of dysentery yet? Jeeze, we’re going to need lots of it!

There will be three different bags used for variety. All three will have (spread equally):

• 206 lbs of Pike
• 867 lbs of dysentery

Bag 1	Bag 2	Bag 3
20/132 parts Shorty	20/105 parts Tifa’s Boobs	12/95 parts Hypoallergenic Cactuar
20/132 parts Jessweeee	30/105 parts Del Murder	20/95 parts Værn
12/132 parts Rantz	20/105 parts I’m my own MILF	18/95 parts DarkBahamut
45/132 parts Psychotic	30/105 parts Agent Proto	20/95 parts Jiro
35/132 parts Sephex	5/105 parts Bert	25/95 parts Sir Lancelot

FINALLY...Unpopular Gaming Opinions Muffins!

smurf making it from scratch! I’ve had enough time in the kitchen for today. Just buy Laddy’s pre-made muffin mix coming in 209 varieties of flavours you can agree or disagree to love. Toss it in the oven for 37 minutes then enjoy that muffin top. Everybody knows it’s the best part of the muffin.

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YES POO WINS AGAIN
POO
POO
POOOOOOO

Best Thread
Last winner: [Music] Del Murder is a jerk - Psychotic · Nomination Leader: Bad label placement. - Lockharted

The Nominees
FF5 Revisited! · The Flower Girl I Used to Know · The Picture Thread of Cosplay and Adorable · Bad label placement. · Ocean or Space? · Post your EoFF History · EoFF OREGON TRAIL - ROUND 3 is ongoing... · Unpopular Gaming Opinions

And the winner is...
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...placement.html

The Final Tally
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...placement.html..................................15
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...y-history.html.................................9
http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fanta...revisited.html.........................................8
http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fanta...used-know.html.........................8
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-gam...-opinions.html..............................7
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...ean-space.html........................................5
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-gam...3-ongoing.html..............2
RSL....................................................1
The Picture Thread of Cosplay and Adorable.............0

I'm nice :(

Family friendly forum huh? I guess not. trout forum. :aimmad:

you're all loonies

Saw this coming!

Best Blogger/Article Writer
Last winner: Raistlin · Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Agent Proto · Freya · Goldenboko · Jiro · JKTrix · Pike · Psychotic · Raistlin · Thecloudyday89

Who they predicted to win...

Shauna Lockharted Agent Proto Denmark Happy Noodle Boy Jiro Del Murder Pike Shorty	Jiro (9/16)
Laddy Faris Psychotic	Freya (3/16)
Goldenboko Madonna	Raistlin (2/16)
Citizen Bleys	Goldenboko (1/16)
Formalhaut	Psychotic (1/16)

This is most definitely the year of food and poop. I really don't want to know what next year will be. :barf:

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Originally Posted by Shorty

I'm nice :(

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You've got them fooled, but not me! :aimmad:

Also poo POO POO truly it is the season to be Steve :excited:

THIS IS THE SPEECH

Cloudy must win this, for the love of Albert and Jake!!!

Despite the average age of active members increasing over the past 8 or so years, the best post/thread awards show that our mental age is still stuck at 14. :p

POO THREAD VICTORY

GO TEAM

Still annoyed over this Ciddie :mad2:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

POO THREAD VICTORY

GO TEAM

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WE DID IT!

that speech was amazing

because of sexy dak i didn't actually hear anything that was said i was just too focused on that dreamy sexy man

Best Blogger/Article Writer
Last winner: Raistlin · Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Agent Proto · Freya · Goldenboko · Jiro · JKTrix · Pike · Psychotic · Raistlin · Thecloudyday89

And the winner is...
Jiro

The Final Tally
Jiro.........................18
Raistlin.....................12
Freya.........................7
Thecloudyday89................7
Agent Proto...................4
Psychotic.....................4
Goldenboko....................2
Pike..........................1
RSL...........................1
JKTrix........................0

As it should be.

Raistlin is a worthy second!

Best #eoff Chatter
Last winner: Rantz · Nomination Leader: Rantz

The Nominees
Denmark · Futan · Happy Noodle Boy · Jentleness · Jiro · Jowy · kotora · Lockharted · Parker · Rantz · shion · Shorty

Who they predicted to win...

Shauna Agent Proto Citizen Bleys Denmark Happy Noodle Boy Jiro Formalhaut Shorty	Denmark (8/16)
Lockharted Madonna	Parker (2/16)
Faris Psychotic	Shorty (2/16)
Goldenboko	Futan (1/16)
Laddy	Jentleness (1/16)
Pike	Lockharted (1/16)
Del Murder	Rantz (1/16)

Okay guys, head into #eoff where I reveal this award fir-- oh wait, we're doing that for every award. :D

If anything, this should have been a bigger blowout. Keep up the great work, Jiro!

Come on Denmark best chatter 4 ever!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc...i0pqo1_500.jpg

Well deserved win there Jiro, and well-deserved second to Raist!

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BEST SPEECH BEST AWARD RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW GET YOUR BUTTS IN #eoff YOU JERKWADS

AHAHAHA BEST SPEECH IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IN CHAT

Jiro, what the hell is that and it can't be unseen :crying:

Rantzien just made, possibly the greatest thing, I've ever seen. EVER

Rantzien for greatest speech

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5xwa7ZmHE1qbv3pj.jpg

@Faris: It appears to be Wakka's ass in underpants.

YOU ASSHOLES

you're all wrong

rigged

congrats sarah!

you mad bro?

Best #eoff Chatter
Last winner: Rantz · Nomination Leader: Rantz

The Nominees
Denmark · Futan · Happy Noodle Boy · Jentleness · Jiro · Jowy · kotora · Lockharted · Parker · Rantz · shion · Shorty

And the winner is...
Shorty

The Final Tally
Shorty.......................10
Denmark.......................8
Jentleness....................8
Parker........................6
Jiro..........................5
Lockharted....................5
Jowy..........................4
Rantz.........................4
shion.........................4
Futan.........................2
kotora........................2
Happy Noodle Boy..............1
RSL...........................1

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5xwa7ZmHE1qbv3pj.jpg
http://fools-gold.org/aaron/watson.png

corrupted by the dang non-chat heathens imo

DENPARKER 4EVER

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@Faris: It appears to be Wakka's ass in underpants.

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Congrats Shorty!

Best Poster
Last winner: Psychotic · Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
I'm my own MILF · Jiro · krissy · Pike · Psychotic · Tifa's Boobs · Vivi22 · Wolf Kanno

Who they predicted to win...

Laddy Agent Proto Del Murder Psychotic	I'm my own MILF (4/16)
Lockharted Happy Noodle Boy Formalhaut Shorty	Psychotic (4/16)
Citizen Bleys Denmark Jiro	krissy (3/16)
Goldenboko Madonna	Jiro (2/16)
Faris	Pike (1/16)
Pike	Tifa's Boobs (1/16)
Shauna	Vivi22 (1/16)

krissy wins best poster or i'm leaving forever

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There is only one best poster.

http://home.eyesonff.com/attachments...9-16.54.16.jpg

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http://i.imgur.com/zL3nF.jpg

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http://www.cloudane.com/stuff/ffposter.jpg

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/k...s/MYPOSTER.jpg

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/a...1211270001.jpg

http://i45.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...u:/2s60jgx.jpg

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awwwww rob deserved that award completely

but I will still take it with a smile :love:

We should clone krissy. Best Poster krissy

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md...w7yso1_500.jpg

So hey JIRO WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY WEIRD FFX PICS THAT BLOW MY COVER AT WORK FROM LAUGHING?!

Best Poster
Last winner: Psychotic · Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
I'm my own MILF · Jiro · krissy · Pike · Psychotic · Tifa's Boobs · Vivi22 · Wolf Kanno

And the winner is...
Wolf Kanno

The Final Tally
Wolf Kanno...................14
krissy.......................11
Psychotic.....................7
Vivi22........................7
Jiro..........................6
Pike..........................6
I'm my own MILF...............4
Tifa's Boobs..................3
RSL...........................1

2 wrong in a row, good show EoFF

(WK was a good choice though)

Nice. Agreed.

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So hey JIRO WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY WEIRD FFX PICS THAT BLOW MY COVER AT WORK FROM LAUGHING?!

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I think the answer to that lies in Wakka's underpants.

Best Writer
Last winner: Pike · Nomination Leader: Pike

The Nominees
I'm my own MILF · Jiro · Pike · Pitye · Psychotic · Sephex · shion · Thecloudyday89

Who they predicted to win...

Shauna Lockharted Denmark Faris Happy Noodle Boy Jiro	Thecloudyday89 (6/16)
Laddy Agent Proto Del Murder Madonna Pike	Pike (5/16)
Citizen Bleys Formalhaut Shorty	Jiro (3/16)
Psychotic	Pitye (1/16)
Goldenboko	Sephex (1/16)

Wolf Kanno right now:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7dex7AL111r2ekbj.gif

I can't breathe.

between Sephex and Jiro and chat I am dying

GO CLOUDY, GO GO GO!!!!

Written by the Best Writer Nominees.

She awoke with a start, her mind already on fire with excitement. Today was the day! The day, the day, the big day - the Anniversary! She hopped out of bed with uncharacteristic speed and got ready in a tremendous hurry, thinking herself very clever for taking a shower last thing the night before to save time today. She dressed in her finest outfit, which she had spent days mulling over, planning, and trying out, and put on a pair of shining green emerald earrings and a fine, understated diamond necklace. Her sister helped with her makeup, subtle and accentuating her best features. She checked herself in the mirror and, after some tweaking, was satisfied. She smiled at herself, then before putting her shoes on and leaving the house, checked the date one last time. September 11.

She didn't like the date. It was ominous, and rightfully so. One hundred years ago to the day, what was then called the United States of America had been rocked by a horrific terror attack. Unfortunately, though, there were other anniversaries that fell on that day-- such as the one she was headed off to attend!-- so she had to do her best to ignore the somber mood around her and hope that her pocket communicator wasn't about to be buzzed by her superiors, as they tended to do on important calendar dates such as this.

She was wrong.

Damn, it was tough being a Time Agent.

But it wasn't as though their needs were going to get in the way of the Anniversary. No matter how grimey her hands were going to get, she was going to be back in time for the ceremony--looking immaculate, at that. So, with a fair amount of grace and patience, she caught the buzzing communicator into her hands just as it vibrated off the edge of her dresser. Her thumb deftly found the answer button. Don't you know what today is?! she wanted to yell into the device, but settled for a professional, "Yes?"

"Hello hello Agent Chuppyflops, this is Dave. DO YOU READ MY VOICES?" screamed Hugo, a voice from deep within the metal.

"Yes hello Hugo I am ready to do all that is command! Maybe. Tell me the news." croaked Chuppyflops, munching on a sliced yam.

"Well-" SMUUUUUUUUUSH!

A frenzied skeleton smashed gently through the bay window! 'Twas terrible and crimson and dripping with butter! Chuppyflops recoiled with horror and sorrow. The skeleton let out a screech like the sound of a thousand ducks flying into the heart of the sun.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" sang Chuppflops. "NOT AGAIN! NOT NOW!" and she plunged her rocket launcher into the waiting mouth of the zomby.

The creature exploded into a million pieces with the force of 1,000 toasters lit on fire by a poptart. "Perhaps today is a good day to die, indeed," she screamed. Just then, zombies on segways came bursting out of a nearby shrubbery. Some of the segways had only one wheel since zombies are used to moving slower due to limb.

Chuppyflopps darted out of the way by pressing the X button in time. A second late she might had to start over two hours earlier in her file since she forgot to save at the last opportunity. More perfectly timed dodges followed, but soon she was surrounded by the Segway Zombie Force^TM.

A smile cracked across her face like the rising sun of a desolate land. She then whispered...

"I know what I need to do." She opened her communicator. "This is Chuppyflopps. I need assistance. The Segway Zombie Force^TM has me surrounded." The zombies approached slowly, planning their strategy. Actually, they were just slow and stupid.

"We don....we can ma....befo...There isn't....ime." She caught some bits between the static on her communicator. Something must be interfering. It didn't matter. She had heard enough to understand. She knew what she had to do. The pushed the little red button on her communicator...

There was a blinding flash. She recalled a distant memory. It was Fall, and the leaves were coating the ground. Her mind was wandering, wishing to dance out there in the field rather than sit here listening to basic training. Her instructor was explaining the communicator, but she wasn't watching.

"Just whatever you do, don't hit this button unless there is no other option."

Her thoughts returned to the present as the burning sensation grew. She glanced down and her arm was made of pure fire. Around her, the Zombie Segway Force^TM had been defeated, blasted back by the initial blast and slowly melting into a fine soup.

There was no more fantasy to be enjoyed now. This was it. The world returned to its normal speed and Chuppyflops collapsed, not as a charred skeleton, but as a hero.

What did I miss? But more importantly... have I won anything?

Sephex right now:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5si1mNaBO1r2ekbj.png

Best Writer
Last winner: Pike · Nomination Leader: Pike

The Nominees
I'm my own MILF · Jiro · Pike · Pitye · Psychotic · Sephex · shion · Thecloudyday89

And the winner is...
Thecloudyday89

The Final Tally
Thecloudyday89...............13
Jiro.........................10
Pike..........................8
I'm my own MILF...............7
Sephex........................6
shion.........................6
Pitye.........................4
Psychotic.....................2
RSL...........................1

I am glad people ran with the Segway Zombie Force(tm).

THECLOUDYDAY89 WON?!

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Best Artist
Last winner: Pete for President · Nomination Leader: Pete for President

The Nominees
black orb · DK · Fuzakeru · Nikki · Pete for President · Pike · Pitye · Rye · Shlup · themagicroundabout

Who they predicted to win...

Laddy Agent Proto Happy Noodle Boy Jiro Del Murder Psychotic Shorty	Pete for President (7/16)
Lockharted Citizen Bleys Faris Goldenboko Madonna Pike	black orb (6/16)
Denmark Formalhaut	Nikki (2/16)
Shauna	Pitye (1/16)

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Originally Posted by kotora

It's time for the award for Best Artist and we've got some fine ones this year!
Black orb - well known for his Final Fantasy fan works, in a distinctive digital style.
DK - the brilliant drawer in the mafia thead
Pete for president - Famous for his fineliner art
or maybe Pike - our latest (and only?) member to have actually published a book, "Windshifter", a fantasy tale featuring dragons and steampunk

We've got some fine crafters on the list as well as other artists whose works can be viewed in Relm's Studio. The visual arts are very strongly represented this year. It's time to bring forward the artist whose works have evoked the strongest of aesthetic sensibilities and emotions this year.

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Hi guys! My name is Relm, and I am straight up hijacking this category's speech. Now lemme see here... I've got some notes hidden away... oh, here they are!

Now then. It has come to my attention that most of you do not give any thought to the art subforum here, which is called-- RIGHTFULLY, I might add-- Relm's Studio. Most of you straight up overlook this and jump straight to "Making Fun of Iceglow Discussion #532" or "LooK guys i had sme booze nd liek i am so durnk i am giong to poast on teh INtre net!12".

No. Just no. Bad.

I will have you all know that I am painting portraits of all of you. ALL OF YOU. I've been working on this for quite some time, actually. "Oooh Relm I'm so excited to see this picture!" I hear you say. No, no you aren't. Trust me here.

I am keeping careful track of who actually takes the time to visit my studio and who doesn't. This is easier than it sounds because I've got this "Loony BoB" fellow of yours on a leash and the man is addicted to Excel. Seriously, he's kind of got a problem. Anyways, since he does my bidding, he's got all the stats on who's appreciating the arts and who's not. And most of you are disappointing me, EoFF!

But because I'm nice, and also cute and cuddly, we're going to cut a deal. If you at least take some time out of your busy day to appreciate the artists of your forum, I'll cut you some slack and put the portraits away. This time. No guarantees on the Summer 2013 Ciddies. This is your final warning. :irked:

...okay, that's all :jess: Teehee! Enjoy the show, EoFF! :flirt:

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Ahem. Hi. I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that we have an Anniversary Art Contest where you could win and have your artwork become the new banner for various EoFF things including the EoFF Facebook and Twitter. All it takes is a little elbow grease. So get in there and be arty and you could have my vote for Best Artist next time!

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Originally Posted by Jiro

Sephex right now:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5si1mNaBO1r2ekbj.png

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I have a version of that one on my laptop. The first time I saw that one I lost it.

Also:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4...67mjo1_500.jpg

Steve right now after finding out that the Poo thread won:

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Best Artist
Last winner: Pete for President · Nomination Leader: Pete for President

The Nominees
black orb · DK · Fuzakeru · Nikki · Pete for President · Pike · Pitye · Rye · Shlup · themagicroundabout

And the winner is...
Pete for President

The Final Tally
Pete for President...........18
black orb.....................7
DK............................6
Rye...........................5
themagicroundabout............5
Fuzakeru......................4
Pitye.........................4
Nikki.........................2
Pike..........................2
RSL...........................1
Shlup.........................0

Pete is so good at art and music that my face is literally:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4...2inpo1_500.png

Best Signature
Last winner: Psychotic · Nomination Leader: Rantz

The Nominees
Del Murder · Happy Noodle Boy · Pitye · Psychotic · Quinter Wonderland · Rantz · Shiny · The Man

Who they predicted to win...

Faris Goldenbokko Jiro Psychotic	Psychotic (4/16)
Shauna Happy Noodle Boy Del Murder Madonna	Shiny (4/16)
Denmark Formalhaut	Quinter Wonderland (2/16)
Laddy Pike	Rantz (2/16)
Agent Proto	Del Murder (1/16)
Lockharted	Happy Noodle Boy (1/16)
Citizen Bleys	Pitye (1/16)
Shorty	The Man (1/16)

Well looky here! It's time to announce the nominees for Best Signature! These eight have some of the best signatures that can be found within the realms of Eyes on Final Fantasy. What makes them great is that they are quite often eye catching to the viewers. Sometimes they help define the member, or are part of a theme the member is using when it matches with their avatar. Let's take a brief look at each nominee's signature. Maybe one will come out as Best Signature. :D

Del Murder
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...murder/del.gif
Proud to be the Official Secret Illegal Enforcer at Eyes on Final Fantasy!
For there to be men of honor there must also be those willing to do the things that need to be done.
-Antonicles


Happy Noodle Boy

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...sig3FINAL2.png
Graphics Stories Band YouTube

Pitye
If I look back, I am lost.

http://home.eyesonff.com/user/signat...pic16327_3.gif

Twitter | Tumblr | Wordpress

Psychotic

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...manisadick.jpg

Quinter Wonderland
Demon Dude's poem.

I put an embarrassing amount of effort into this.

http://imageshack.us/scaled/landing/...esignature.png

DK is a truly wonderful man.

Psychotic's Reading.

Rantz

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/whale_sig.png

Shiny

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...x/robotjig.gif

The Man

http://fools-gold.org/aaron/watson.png
Fool's Gold: "...everything wrong with the Internet." -Blue Harvest * tls * ff * last.fm

And that's that!

Award Guy has been trolling me all night:

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