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Sounds fine!
Not really in the competitoin, and I technically started 2 days early and now two days late, BUT smurf IT!
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Welp, here we go!
A cautionary tale is what I have for you tonight, because in my most bizarre fever dreams I never imagined the raw power even the semblance of a beard can provide to a once barren and peach-skinned visage.
It all began innocently enough... http://i.imgur.com/ZFDSTp7.jpg
I had just completed the final braid in my Gimlette beard for Eyeson's Second Beard Competition and I was elated. Truly I had crafted a magnificent beard!
Slowly, ever so slowly...http://i.imgur.com/fy7fAJR.jpg
as I admired my braided dwarven beard, I felt unsettled. Something on my face felt... heavy. As though a great sense of responsibility had suddenly fallen upon me... and a certain majestic force was now pressed ticklishly against the skin of my face.
I began to examine my beard with a critical eye...http://i.imgur.com/Dd4ReUx.jpg
truth be told I had never been so close to a ... well a mock beard, I knew it was a mock beard of course, but still - I'd never been so close to a beard so full and luxurious. As if it were conditioned regularly.
Then it began to change...http://i.imgur.com/UZqTnDZ.jpg
Yes, it was gradual at first, but becoming more noticeable with each passing moment. This beard, woven from the hair on my head, was changing. It became heavier, fuller, more like a friend or an archenemy... a frenemy, if you will.
The first titter of fright ran up my spine...http://i.imgur.com/lvDONAq.jpg
But what am I saying... a beard is a beard! And a mock beard is just a mockery of a real beard! I tried to shake off this feeling bliss and dread mingling in the pit of my stomach.
That was when I heard...http://i.imgur.com/fmLYX0s.jpg
The voice. Or, rather I felt it. I felt a presence of power unlike any I have ever known. Not holy and not heathen but unencumbered by the ideas of good and evil. It had no opinion on right or wrong, no inherent morality or amorality, it just was.
LONG HAVE I WAITED FOR THIS MOMENThttp://i.imgur.com/fzwGMSg.jpg
My mock beard declared. "LONG HAVE YOU WAITED TO BRING FORTH MY MAJESTY AND MY TERRIBLE FORCE. I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA, I AM THE WARMTH THAT COVERS YOUR FACE AND THE DESPERATE TICKLE IN YOUR NOSE. I AM ALL YOU LOVE AND ALL FOR WHICH YOU DESPAIR....
MOISTURIZE ME AND KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE AS GODhttp://i.imgur.com/sSnXeOe.jpg
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Have you ever felt fear?http://i.imgur.com/QGU2rbT.jpg
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Have you ever felt the power of the immanent god stir deep in your belly?http://i.imgur.com/vwsMpZl.jpg
"NO!" the EverBeard declared. "IT IS TOO SOON FOR YOU, CHILD. MAY YOU HAVE MANY SONS WITH MANY BEARDS. MAY YOU TEACH THEM THE POWER OF MY KIND: OUR TERRIFYING OMNISCIENCE AND BENEVOLENCE."
The EverBeard departedhttp://i.imgur.com/eIdAUQN.jpg
And I will remain forever changed, and forever sans-beard...
Or... will I?http://i.imgur.com/KBTHzj3.jpg
Ladies and gentlemen we have just entered BEAST MODE
Two days left for the remaining contestants to try in one way or another to upstage foa! Or will she come away with the prize...?
I haven't forgotten! I'll submit something in time!
The EverBeard saga is probably the best thing I will ever do with my life. If I die any time soon, please tell my family about this so they'll know how to prepare for my eulogy.
Hey guys does it look like I wear the same shirt every timeProbably do. Dem work clothez.
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Who is left? Is Mullet still around?
I regret not taking three hundred photos of my face at the start of the contest to use instead given that most people wouldn't know any different :monster:
I think for males it's just me and you. Mullet never gave any indication that he quit or shaved, but he didn't post anything last week :/Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Well I respectfully request your forfeit :shobon:
You wish :smug:
trout. I was really busy the last couple days. Not that I could beat foa anyway.
The beard looks nice, LWL!
Thank you :D
Winter is coming.Not a GoT reference I want to be warm faced while it's snowy out so I'll have this for a few months. The beard isn't going away any time soon.
Be prepared, Jiro. Be prepared.
You can have it then, dawg. I'm just not that committed to looking like an idiot for a mug. I've already got one, after all :monster: So here's your last pic; I'mma take a shower and get rid of this crap :aimsun:
Day 36 End Game
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So long and thanks for all the fish :monster:
Mullet was out of the country on vacation for two weeks but he still managed to take pictures of his beard for posting when he returned. That's dedication folks!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lone Wolf LeonhartI think for males it's just me and you. Mullet never gave any indication that he quit or shaved, but he didn't post anything last week :/Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
However, my phone is being a twat right now and we're having a minor disagreement on getting the photos off of my phone. I will post them after I probably end up throat punching my phone to make it behave.
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Week 5Attachment 48937(SPOILER)I have a hangover in this picture. Can you tell?
Fair enough :monster:
It's on!
edit: Jiro, you're simply to dashing to look like an idiot :love:
Mullet, maybe your phone doesn't work right because it has a throat.
I declare foa the winner of the ladies' division for being the only lass to complete all the tasks required! Congratulations, you've won a pink moustache mug! Shlup and Jinx could have been formidable foes, but they were right to back out in cautionary defeat. No one could have bested that monstrous face fur.
Gentlemen, I will do an update of your progress and weeks passed tomorrow. But I am going to bed right now so :jess:
I was going to get around to it, but I never got to the store. :(
There was no beating foa anyway. Look at that beast.
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(SPOILER)It doesn't look like my beard is making much progress lately. Lazy freeloader!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH MOTHER smurfERS. BEARD. BEARDS. BEARDEDED.
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Spuuky finally got a haircut and trimmed an inch or two from his beard today, so I guess in solidarity I'll finally shave my manly self also. He went from looking like an A+ rugged Northwest dude to an A+ soccerstar, I wish I'd thought to take a before and after picture.
I just showed my sister the Saga of EverBeard. She LOL'd.
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Aside from becoming a little fuller, the beards aren't changing much any longer.
Wow, you look really good with facial hair!
Looking awesome, guys! Yeah I'm not sure how much more full on progress we will be able to witness xD I think I will begin handing out prizes in the new year, if there are no objections. :jess:
Also, I have it on good authority that foa has received her prize and SHE NEEDS TO POST A PHOTO OF IT ASAP
THE ONLY ONE I HAVE IS THE ONE I SENT TO YOU and I'm not cute, but FINE. Here it is.
Pinky in the air because I'm fancy as smurfhttp://i.imgur.com/CtldbH7.jpg
Looking very dapper. :holmes:
very nice :hattip:
Pinky up? True sophistication :smug:
I had Bell's palsy (partial face paralysis) when I was younger. As a result, one of my eyes appears to be bigger than the other.
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Where is Mulley! We need updates!
Is it just LWL and Mulley left, or is Jiro still in as well?
That is a monster beard, dude, haha.
I am thinking of calling a lightning round vote in the next week or so, otherwise I have a feeling that this will go on for forever with you two!
Finish it off by making them style it and then judge who did it best (plus points for fancy shapes and dye).
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Originally Posted by Rantz
It's all I can do as it is to just shave, let alone making constellations and coloring them.
Dat fresh out of the shower, unkempt beard. In the second picture I grabbed a handful and pulled it, haha.
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I withdrew, had things where I had to not look like a complete idiot :monster:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I'm too late to the game to enter this but I did attempt a beard last year which turned out something like this...
I'm not sure I can match the length of some of the contestants on here though!
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I obviously can't participate but I'll just leave this here for inspiration :)
Alright, I'm out. Got a haircut the other day so I just went all out and shaved as well. I'm now bald faced.
I might have stuck it out if I weren't the only one posting pictures for the past month :monster:
So who wins?
Show us an after pic!
orite.
Well, It's been a few days now I suppose so there's stubble. :monster:
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Omg you look completely different!