Fri 13th Ciddies - REVELATIONS WINTER 2013 -

A fact we are experiencing first-hand.

If you can't force a victory through entirely legal means, fellas, you don't deserve to win that Ciddie.

I'll deal with Jiro later.

38. MLT WIN A CIDDIE FOR THE FIRST TIME

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
Darahan
Ghosteses
LocoColt24
Spooniest
ToriJ
Valerna

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Jiro

Winning a Ciddie for the first time is a nice experience. I mean, if you care about that kind of thing. I'm too post-modern for Ciddies these days.

But Wining MLT Win a Ciddie for the First Time is not a nice thing, ever. Especially if you don’t win anything else. It’s more like a kick in the balls than anything. If you have balls, that is. I don't know what the female equivalent would be -- maybe a three hit combo to the tits or something. Look on the bright side: at least you can’t win Most Underrated this time around.

Our nominees are all very deserving though. It makes me feel as though we should replace this award with one they would actually like to win. Like, I don't know, Best Fashion Sense or Calmest Member or something.

It’s kind of like that time I came third place at a chess tournament. Sure, it was nice a nice trophy, but I never put it out on display when I had girls around. It’s not very sexy to be reminded that a seven-year-old Asian kid was better at chess than you.

You'll never find any of these Ciddies in display cabinets, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't celebrate the things people are good at. So excuse me for a moment while I discard the criteria for this award; this is now the Best at Something award, awarded to someone who is the best at something they're good at. I don't know, smurf you.


In alphabetical order, our nominees are:

Darahan who is apparently good at being a Fat Chocobo
Ghosteses who is apparently good at being incorporeal
LocoColt24 who is apparently good at being the twenty fourth insane revolver
Spooniest who is apparently good at eating semi solid foods like yoghurt and jelly
ToriJ who is apparently good at making people think he is a woman
Valerna who is apparently also good at being a Fat Chocobo but with more of a feminine slant




So there you go. These are the things they are good at. Are they the best? I mean, who even smurfing knows what arbitrary criteria anything is judged by anyway. I'm willing to give 10 of my Giga Points to anyone who realised this speech is two years old.

---

Thank/rep Jiro for his speech!

Damn right I wouldn't be ruling EoFF with an iron fist.

:shifty:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Spuuky

The upset there is that Del Murder somehow got 9 votes as most likely to do anything even vaguely rebellious.

---

Hey there's nothing wrong with passive-aggressively complaining about the status quo while accepting it all the while.

Wait ToriJ is a ... hahaha had you going there for a moment, but this time Mister Adequate's assumptions about gender were correct ;)

http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

38. MLT WIN A CIDDIE FOR THE FIRST TIME

Valerna --- 0
RSL ---- 1
Darahan --- 1
Spooniest ---- 6
Ghosteses ---- 8


Which means... LocoColt24 ---- 9
ToriJ ---- 13 takes this one, folks.

Whoooo! Congrats!

Someone slap a pink title on that dude!

Congrats to Mr ToriJ!

It's all those girl avatars, it confuses us simple internet nerds.

Awesome! The man has what it takes.

Yay, congratulations ToriJ!

Excellent! Enjoy your new title :D

37. MLT GET BANNED

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
Baloki
Chris
noxious.sunshine
shion
Spooniest
Spuuky
TonyUK
Vivi22

Warning, NSFW and harsh! Read at own risk! Jokes intended all round ;)People are smurfing pricks. They break the rules, they get banned. It's the circle of life. Hakuna Matata, mothersmurfers. What have these dickbitches done to deserve the banhammer of justice? Let's take a look.

Baloki -- Maintains a thread purely dedicated to spam and idiocy. What a cock. I met him in meatspace once, and he was nice to me. Probably just trying to SCAM ME out of money or something. (Actually I still owe you some cash dude, next time.)

Chris -- Complaining about two days without sex? Cry me a lubricant filled river. Not all of us have the magnetism to get any, let alone with the frequency enough to make two days a big deal.

noxious.sunshine -- smurf you bitch. You're annoying and I hate you. You're so egotistical that you even told me what to write here. Does that seem FAIR to you? You're so obnoxious and GOD that's why you're noxious I've figured it out.

shion -- STOP BEING SO NICE. Godsmurfingdammit. How am I meant to insult you when you just smile so smurfing sweet like. Can't you try being an utter arsehole just ONCE so I can do this easier?

Spooniest -- Dude is so narcissistic and that pisses me off because he I'm the narcissistic egomaniac. Get your own shtick and step off my turf I might not play sweet rock tunes like you but I can break your guitar and that'll learn you.

Spuuky -- Spuuky actually terrifies the smurfing hell out of me. He threatened to chop me up into little bits and roast me on a fire. You guys should probably ban him before he does that, given that I am former EoFF Best Member Jiro.

TonyUK -- TonyUK is probably in smurfing cahoots with Spuuky now that I think about it. Vertically challenged arsehole chefs are not my favourite people, but at least he gave me some iron ingots in A Realm Reborn. But no, that doesn't mean I will blow you, you dick.

Vivi22 -- MY OLD NEMESIS. He was booted off staff for being too much of a prick and was always clearly the inferior half of the Census revelations, which is grounds enough to keep his descent going all the way into the Banned category. C'est la vie mon cheri.

Just get rid of all these losers now and let's get Eyes on Final Fantasy back to its sparkling glory.

Don't forget to punch Jiro for that one.

did Cuch get un-nominated what

i demand to be allowed to change my prediction

edit: and my vote

Whoooo.........?

wouw.. that does sound very harsh xD

Dickbitches.

Jiro's on a bruisin' cruise.

http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

37. MLT GET BANNED

Shion ---- 0
RSL ----- 1
noxious. sunshine ----- 1
TonyUK ----- 1
Baloki ----- 2
Spuuky ---- 2
Vivi22 ----- 4


Which means... Chris ---- 5
Spooniest ---- 19 takes this one, folks.

YAY no one thinks I'll get banned!

Also, congrats :D

I think this is one of those Ciddies where you'd be happy to get 0 votes, so well done shion!

yeah if I had changed my vote it wouldn't have changed the outcome of the award. i'm more mad that SOMEONE didn't let me change my prediction even though I bought her lunch :mad2:

36. MLT BE THE NEXT CID'S KNIGHT/EDITOR

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
Denmark
Lone Wolf Leonhart
Mr. Shauna
noxious.sunshine
Quin
Scotty_ffgamer
Sephex
ToriJ
Vivi22

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by shion

This is the speech for MLT Be The Next Cid's Knight. A lot of people look forward to this award, because as we have seen, some of the winners actually end up being CK's. And that brings power over a bunch of Internet forum nerds, and let's face it, that feels good. Because as nerds, that is basically the most power we're going to get.

There are lots of reasons the following nominees deserve the award. But I'm instead going to focus on why they shouldn't win the award.

It's like a toaster, right? Toasters are cool and all, but some toasters only toast the edges of your bread. That is a sucky toaster. LIKE THESE NOMINEES!

No, I'm just joking.

Actually, I'm not. I'm sure a lot of them are sucky at being toasters.

Anyways, here is why you shouldn't intrust the forum power to these members:

Denmark
What would happen if Denmark became a CK? Not much, that's what! I mean, he's kind of lethargic and apathetic when it comes to forum posting. He doesn't like EoFF, so he would probably just delete all of the posts. Which wouldn't be a bad thing except that he wouldn't do that, because he wouldn't care enough. Is that what you want, EoFF? A maybe, maybe not ginger who just doesn't care?

As a toaster: He would be the toaster that doesn't bother to toast anything. You would end up with just a plain piece of bread. It won't even bother to pretend to toast your bread.

Lone Wolf Leonhart
Lone Wold Leonhart left you, remember that? Remember when he left you? I remember. And his screenname. I had to check 5 times to make sure I was spelling it right and putting the spaces at the right places. And that is totally a reflection on him and not on my intelligence.

As a toaster: He would be the toaster that mildly toasts your bread, leaves, comes back, and then finishes your toast after you get home from work and you aren't even in the mood anymore. I mean, I just used the last of my butter cooking dinner, toaster. I don't need you now.

Mr. Shauna
If I remember correctly, Mr. Shauna is just the alternate dimension male Shauna anyways. Or is it her boyfriend? No, the first one seems more likely. Is that what you want, EoFF. Some dimensional foreigner running this place? Next thing you know we will be taken over by gay alien commies who steal all of our jobs while at the same time using up all of the welfare. Lazy foreigners.

As a toaster: That toaster that toasts things that have already been toasted, but somehow also adds in an accent that you can't quite pinpoint.

noxious.sunshine
There's a reason some people started calling her obnoxious sunshine. And it wasn't just because I was telling them too in exchange for free Arby's coupons (PM me). It's because she is obnoxious and not all that sunshiny. All she will do is obnox all over the place, like when cats spray to mark their territory. You think about that. Do you want cat spray on your forum? No, I didn't think so.

As a toaster: That toaster that makes a lot of noise and only toasts one side of your bread.

Quin
The problem with Quin is that I'm never really sure what his screenname is. He changes it up all of the time. That shows a lack of commitment and stability. What is he hiding? Why can't he commit to one name? How does he decide when to change his name? It probably has to do with some weird asian sex ring. Well I for one do not trust those racist asians. And neither for you. Even though he isn't asian, but that is besides the point. Or how even do we know he isn't? I haven't seen any birth certificate. Have you? I rest my case.

As a toaster: He will toast your toast but first he will have sex with it.

Scotty_ffgamer
Why shouldn't scotty be the next CK? Because he's nice. Too nice. Nice guys finish last. I really don't have anything else here.

As a toaster: He will toast your toast to the exact golden colour you need it, but it will take a while and you still won't be happy with it.

ToriJ
I don't know ToriJ. But I assume he is lying. About everything. That is why he shouldn't be a CK. He's a big fat liar and he's probably sleeping with your wife right now. Is that even your real name, ToriJ? Hmm? Really? Or is it TerroristMcHateface?

As a toaster: He will lie to you about your toast being toasted and then when you realize it, he will have taken your job.

Vivi22
He was already a CK. How did that go? Yeah, exactly.

As a toaster: He will toast your toast while getting in to political debates with the friends you have over for dinner.

---

Remember to thank/rep shion for her speech!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Jinx

"What's a smurf-ass?"

---

blue

http://www.hopenjesus.com/images/mo_smurf_butt.jpg

yay speech

i'm not ginger :|

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Loony BoB

http://www.hopenjesus.com/images/mo_smurf_butt.jpg

---

Why is the Man on that butt?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by shion

And that brings power over a bunch of Internet forum nerds, and let's face it, that feels good. Because as nerds, that is basically the most power we're going to get.

---

She knows exactly what is up.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Loony BoB

http://www.hopenjesus.com/images/mo_smurf_butt.jpg

---

:monster: "Me likey."

http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

36. MLT BE THE NEXT CID'S KNIGHT/EDITOR

RSL ---- 1
Sephex ---- 1
noxious.sunshine ---- 1
Mr Shauna ---- 2
Vivi22 ----- 3
Denmark ---- 4
Scotty_ffgamer ---- 5
Lone Wolf Leonhart ---- 7


Which means... Quin ----- 7
ToriJ ---- 8 takes this one, folks.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by shion

yay speech

---

Pretty sure if I were a toaster I'd get into a political debate with the people you have over for dinner, then toast them.

close one!

ToriJ sweep incoming

Yay, congrats!

'grats, ToriJ!

Has anyone ever done a real analysis of the accuracy rate of the "most likely to" awards with verifiable outcomes like "become the next Cid's Knight" or "be banned"? If not, please get right on it.

And that is all for tonight foks!

I hope you enjoyed the Revelations so far! All you 13 freaks, enjoy your shiny new titles! Maybe I'll throw some more goodies out tomorrow if I'm feeling lucky.... In the mean time, it is time for my beauty sleep...

Keep your eyes our for CIDDIES!!!


Goodnight!!!!

xxxxxx

ToriJ 2013.

Damned close, with three very good members having just a vote between them.

Thanks for all your hard work, Award Princess! :jess:

Thanks for making this really awesome guys, seriously! I was worried about doing this but I've had a serious blast!!

Anyhow, more seriously.

Be sure to thank Freya - the unsung hero of this tonight. She has worked hard to make sure all those speeches go to me so you could enjoy this! So when she posts be sure to throw some rep her way! :)

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Shorty

Thanks for all your hard work, Award Princess! :jess:

---

Hear hear, a fine first day so far, excellent job :)

Thanks for the hard work Awards Princess :jess:

This was a lot of fun! I look forward to the other awards!

I lost all three I was nominated for but I got a decent amount of votes, so I'm happy :)

As predicted, I am totally sweeping these Ciddies.

You have no idea Sephex.....

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Locky

You have no idea Sephex.....

---

SEPHEX BEST MEMBER CONFIRMED.

Also Wittiest and Best Post.

You heard it here first.

I think he'll struggle for Best Member in truth but Best Veteran, along with Post and Wittiest? I can see it happening.

I once thought of this hilarious idea to get banned once many years ago. I would scan my penis, but only take a pixel of it [insert penis length joke here] and stretch it out to the max pic limit. I would let that sig sit for a whole year until I revealed to everyone that they were staring at my junk technically for a year.

Post.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Sephex

I once thought of this hilarious idea to get banned once many years ago. I would scan my penis, but only take a pixel of it [insert penis length joke here] and stretch it out to the max pic limit. I would let that sig sit for a whole year until I revealed to everyone that they were staring at my junk technically for a year.

---

I put one new pixel of my junk in each new sig that I have. Been doing this since 2004.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Sephex

I once thought of this hilarious idea to get banned once many years ago. I would scan my penis, but only take a pixel of it [insert penis length joke here] and stretch it out to the max pic limit. I would let that sig sit for a whole year until I revealed to everyone that they were staring at my junk technically for a year.

---

I put one new pixel of my junk in each new sig that I have. Been doing this since 2004.

---

So it's currently a Rorschach penis.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Freya

Post.

---

I don't understand what these posts are and why people are repping them. :confused:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Del Murder

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Freya

Post.

---

I don't understand what these posts are and why people are repping them. :confused:

---

Quoted reply.

Confused smiley. :confused:

[QUOTE=Jinx;3344141]

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Del Murder

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Freya

Post.

---

I don't understand what these posts are and why people are repping them. :confused:

---

Quoted reply.

---

Quote tree.[/QU

NO ONE MESS THIS UP

Scornful remark.

I'd like to take a moment to exploit the amount of activity the Ciddies are receiving to invite you all to submit Ciddies-related or otherwise secrets to the Eyeson PostSecret event!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Del Murder

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Freya

Post.

---

I don't understand what these posts are and why people are repping them. :confused:

---

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Locky

Thanks for making this really awesome guys, seriously! I was worried about doing this but I've had a serious blast!!

Anyhow, more seriously.

Be sure to thank Freya - the unsung hero of this tonight. She has worked hard to make sure all those speeches go to me so you could enjoy this! So when she posts be sure to throw some rep her way! :)

---

Advertisement. Bannable offense.

thx ap

The Ciddies are usually a rep fest, so far I'm not disappointed.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Shorty

I'd like to take a moment to exploit the amount of activity the Ciddies are receiving to invite you all to submit Ciddies-related or otherwise secrets to the Eyeson PostSecret event!

---

Look Shorty, everyone already knows about my Jiro/Quina slash fic.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Sephex

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Shorty

I'd like to take a moment to exploit the amount of activity the Ciddies are receiving to invite you all to submit Ciddies-related or otherwise secrets to the Eyeson PostSecret event!

---

Look Shorty, everyone already knows about my Jiro/Quina slash fic.

---

But do they know about your Jiro/Del Murder slash fic?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Shorty

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Sephex

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Shorty

I'd like to take a moment to exploit the amount of activity the Ciddies are receiving to invite you all to submit Ciddies-related or otherwise secrets to the Eyeson PostSecret event!

---

Look Shorty, everyone already knows about my Jiro/Quina slash fic.

---

But do they know about your Jiro/Del Murder slash fic?

---

YOU SAID YOU WOULD KEEP IT IN POST SECRET!!! :cry:

If you haven't submitted it to PostSecret, why should I keep it secret :colbert:

How about I just rep every post in this thread since everybody did something. Except Sephex

The speeches were very good. I want to thank Jirothe writers for taking the time to write them.

Congrats to all the naked wrecking ball riders, duelists, meth heads and those named ToriJ!

congrats to everyone! =D

question though... why is there a naked man in the thread?...


<<<< not sures how to feel abouts this... O.O

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Ghosteses

congrats to everyone! =D

question though... why is there a naked man in the thread?...

<<<< not sures how to feel abouts this... O.O

---

This is the internet. Everyone knows the internet is nothing but porn.

http://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/...2/Slowpoke.gif

OMG ARE THE CIDDIES ABOUT TO START YOU GUYS?

MY BODY IS READY

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Del Murder

How about I just rep every post in this thread since everybody did something. Except Sephex

---

Work, man. Work.

Also, I am lazy.

SCREW YOU, DEL!!!

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/...ThisThread.jpg



Awww I missed day one.

Grats all the weeners!

What did I miss?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

What did I miss?

---

A whole lot of hulabaloo.

Good work, everyone :D

[And for the interested, my interview went fine and I knew I shouldn't have fussed over "interview appropriate attire" when I walked into the office and my would-be supervisor was wearing slacks with a Hawaiian shirt and a Santa hat xD]

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Jinx

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Ghosteses

congrats to everyone! =D

question though... why is there a naked man in the thread?...


<<<< not sures how to feel abouts this... O.O

---

Technically there's two naked men if you count Jiro's speech and Wrecking Ball Man.

---

veeeeery interesting =D

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Chie

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

What did I miss?

---

A whole lot of hulabaloo.

---

Good. I'm allergic to hulabaloo.

Congrats to all the winners.

I'll meet you outside in the parking lot, Loony BoB. It's time to settle this. (This outcome has put a whole different slant on that comment I made once about being the next you.)

This is where ya'll can rep me for being naked and a speech god. Thank you kindly for your enjoyment of my stuff. Remember not to piss me off, I can be angry when I need to be :aimkiss:

Cheers for the award and congrats to all the other winners :monster:

Naked men are just kind of a thing that happen here from time to time.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Jinx

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by NeoCracker

Naked men are just kind of a thing that happen here from time to time.

---

Yeah, have you seen Chris' most recent post in the picture thread?

Goddamn, EoFF. Three naked men in one day.

---

if i was older i would post a different kind of reply but um... no xD

I THOUGHT EOFF HAD A ALWAYS WEAR A SHIRT RULE ;O

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Ghosteses

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Jinx

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by NeoCracker

Naked men are just kind of a thing that happen here from time to time.

---

Yeah, have you seen Chris' most recent post in the picture thread?

Goddamn, EoFF. Three naked men in one day.

---

if i was older i would post a different kind of reply but um... no xD

I THOUGHT EOFF HAD A ALWAYS WEAR A SHIRT RULE ;O

---

We have a "No Maxim Rule", and as such, that last photo of his has been snipped.

We are raging sexists here. Guys are okay to be shirtless, but not girls. (but really it's because one is culturally permissible and the other isn't)

Silence, rebel scum!

Quote:

---

ToriJ who is apparently good at making people think he is a woman

---

You have no idea.

(When he was a young warthog)
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG!
(Very nice)
Thanks.
(He had hair down to his shoulders still
Looked just like his mother in every field)
And my friends would always ask the same thing
Hey, Tom, are you a boy or a girl?
And oh the shame!
(He was ashamed)
Thought of shaving my Maine!
(Oh Lord not the Maine!)
And I got downhearted
(How did ya feel?)
Every time that I--
(Tori, not in front of the kids :colbert:)
Oh. Sorry.

Quote:

---

ToriJ ---- 13

---

This could not have happened on a more perfect day. I am clearly the descendant of evil. Where's my pink name?

Quote:

---

I don't know ToriJ. But I assume he is lying. About everything. That is why he shouldn't be a CK. He's a big fat liar and he's probably sleeping with your wife right now. Is that even your real name, ToriJ? Hmm? Really? Or is it TerroristMcHateface?

---

That's my cousin Bill. You should probably know he has several missiles locked on to your house.

Quote:

---

ToriJ ---- 8 takes this one, folks.

---

Well then, wasn't expecting two in a row.

I'd like to thank my parents for thinking that after eleven years a second kid was unlikely. Thanks for your flawless performance, dad!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Jinx

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Ghosteses

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Jinx

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by NeoCracker

Naked men are just kind of a thing that happen here from time to time.

---

Yeah, have you seen Chris' most recent post in the picture thread?

Goddamn, EoFF. Three naked men in one day.

---

if i was older i would post a different kind of reply but um... no xD

I THOUGHT EOFF HAD A ALWAYS WEAR A SHIRT RULE ;O

---

...but then how would we see boobs? :confused:

---

ladys on eoff shirtless? THE INSANITY! ;O how dare you suggest such a thing jinx xD guessing the men of eoff would not mind but.. come on ;o

lol <3

The forums would descend into anarchy and there would be no coming back from it.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Shorty

The forums would descend into anarchy and there would be no coming back from it.

---

What are you waiting for, then?

Hm. it is now getting super awkward in here...

*shifty eyes*

I think that would just be Ciddies #39 and #40 coming to fruition. BoB buys the site, currently owns and rules with an iron fist. Jiro does a naked speech, which devolves into everyone being naked all the time, and naked Jiro completes his takeover of nakedness by being the most naked.

Naked.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ToriJ

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Shorty

The forums would descend into anarchy and there would be no coming back from it.

---

What are you waiting for, then?

---

I'm biding my time until the offenders reveal themselves (lol) so I can ban them.

Tie breaking is having to happen, so if anyone who hasn't voted yet could get in touch with me that would be pretty epic tbh.

Otherwise I'm just harrassing people in chat.


Awards will resume...... ~soon~

Oh man, ties! Exciting! :hyper:

How soon? Why must you torture me in this way?

As long as it takes to break ties.

2 have now been broken~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

One tie left.....

Curse you all! I'm tired T_T

5 MINUTES!!!!

goddamn it I have errands to run after work and a massage to go to ;-;

35. CUTEST COUPLE

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
Darahan & Valerna
Del Murder & Miriel
Happy Noodle Boy & Locky
Loony BoB & smittenkitten
Mister Adequate & Pike
Mr. Shauna & Shauna

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Locky

Darahan & Valerna
Robin Hood & Maid Marian
These guys are the cutest little animal people in A Realm Reborn, so what better idea than to make them the fearless Robin Hood and his beautiful vixen Maid Marian! They run through the forest, stealing from the rich to give to the poor! (they probably kill a lot of Mandragoras….)

Attachment 49168

Del Murder & Miriel
Purdita & Pongo
Okay, so they’re not having 101 dalmations, but they’re having twins. These guys love their dogs, so it just makes sense that they’re this beautiful and courageous couple who’d do anything for each other and their babies!

Attachment 49169

Happy Noodle Boy & Locky
Tarzan & Jane
Gobby English girl Jane moves to a picturesue new land to study the wildlife and broaden her horizons – and she comes across an overgrown monkey-man. Eventually the two fall in love and have many adventures together. Sounds pretty accurate!!

Attachment 49170

Loony BoB & smittenkitten
Thomas O’Malley & Duchess
The posh Duchess cat meets the roguish Thomas O'Malley from a far away place... He helps her to safety, back to her home and loved ones, and in return she falls in love with him. With her eyes like sapphires.... Also, cute cats yo! CUTE CATS! Can you see it?

Attachment 49171

Mister Adequate & Pike
Wall-E and EVE
This one was obvious. Little lonely robot living in his little lonely world, meets beautiful female robot and sparks fly…. They live happily ever after! D’aaaaaaawwww

Attachment 49172

Mr. Shauna & Shauna
Rapunzel & Flynn Rider
You think these guys shouldn’t go together. One is incredibly smart, sophisticated, witty, beautiful, and charming – and the other, at the best of times, is a blubberingly hilarious fool. They shouldn’t go together, but they do. It is so, so perfect too, can you just imagine Shauna beating Mr Shauna to an early grave with a frying pan? teehehehehe

Attachment 49173

---

Freaking adorbs is what that is.

http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

35. CUTEST COUPLE

Darahan & Valerna ---- 0
RSL & RSL's hat ---- 1
Loony BoB & smittenkitten ----- 5
Mister Adequate & Pike ---- 6
Mr. Shauna & Shauna ---- 8

Which means... Del Murder & Miriel ----- 9
Happy Noodle Boy & Locky ----- 10 take this one, folks.

congrats! =D just... keep your shirts on o.O *glares at jiro*

There was some tough competition this time around and anyone would have been a worthy winner! A marriage, a proposal, some babbymancy, going to the far side of the planet... being Scottish!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mister Adequate

There was some tough competition this time around and anyone would have been a worthy winner! A marriage, a proposal, some babbymancy, going to the far side of the planet... being Scottish!

---

It's a tough job, but someone has to do it.

34. BIGGEST EOFF NERD

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
Del Murder
Jinx
Loony BoB
Neocracker
Psychotic
Shorty

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by shion

Next we have the award for Biggest EoFF Nerd. What is a nerd? I suppose it depends who you ask. Being a nerd is becoming more of a buzz phrase for people who are in to things that aren't necessarily cool, even though the fact that being a nerd is becoming more popular, therefore making these things more cool.

Or a nerd could be someone who is uncomfortable in social situations, lacks certain social tact, has dissimilar interests to the average people, and has some social anxieties.

Maybe it is a combination of both? Either way, here we take a look at the nominees for Biggest EoFF Nerd. How will we do that? By comparing them to fictional TV nerds, of course.

Del Murder
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma...eyi0o1_250.png

Jinx
http://ionetheurbandaily.files.wordp...eiro.jpg?w=300

Loony BoB
http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__...s/a/ae/Mil.jpg

Neocracker
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001...10_xlarge.jpeg

Psychotic
http://www.celebritywatchdog.com/wp-...er-380x240.jpg

Shorty
http://protocolonerd.files.wordpress...pg?w=300&h=210

Congrats to all of the nerdinees!

---

be sure to thank/rep for speeches!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Award Princess

Loony BoB
http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__...s/a/ae/Mil.jpg

---

[01:25] for a minute there I thought that was a dildo in front of Milhouse in shion's picture for Loony BoB >>;

MOSS THERE'S MOSS. I like Moss.

http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

34. BIGGEST EOFF NERD

RSL ----- 1
Del Murder ---- 1
Psychotic ---- 2
Jinx ---- 3
Neocracker ----- 5



Which means... Shorty ----- 7
Loony BoB ----- 20 takes this one, folks.

Can not believe we won Cutest Couple!!

Thank you so much to everyone who voted, it means so much to me and I'm so happy! However I'm also upset because I tried to high 5 Phil and he refused and rolled over and continued watching YouTube.


At least one of us cares about it! :monster:

Congrats you nerdy nerd you <3

33. MOST HELPFUL MEMBER

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
Aulayna
Darahan
Dr Unne
Locky
Loony BoB
o_O
Pantz
Pike

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Jiro

When the Most Helpful Member award comes around, people invariably think of a staff member who responded to their problems with speed and accuracy. And that's great: it's nice to thank the hard working staff for the job that they do. But plenty of other members -- those "ordinary" folks -- lend a helping hand to those in need, in a variety of different ways. I think everybody nominated should be thanked for their selflessness and kindness. No matter the form it takes, the assistance these fine folk offer is appreciated, and this award is here to celebrate them even if we might forget to thank them at the time


I would love to regale you with tales of their fine deeds, but I think it's more appropriate to hear the stories straight from the horses mouth, as it were. So if you're particularly grateful to one of these members -- or another entirely! -- now is a great time to say why, or simply to say thanks aloud.


Otherwise, it's on to Award Princess to present us with the winner of this fantastic award!

---

HELPS WITH POSTS!

http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

33. MOST HELPFUL MEMBER

Aulayna ----- 0
RSL ----- 1
Darahan ---- 1
Locky ----- 2
Pike ----- 3
Dr Unne ----- 6
Loony BoB ----- 6


Which means... o_O ---- 7
Pantz ------ 12 takes this one, folks.

32. MOST MISSED MEMBER

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
RSL
Ariya
Christmas
eestlinc
Rye
Wolf Kanno

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Jiro

Eyes on Final Fantasy is a close knit family. And when somebody leaves, it can leave a rift, an empty feeling that's not filled no matter how much rep you whore yourself out for. Eyes on Final Fantasy has brought us all together, inspiring friendships and romantic relationships. It's played an important role in our lives, no matter the severity. And that's special. Real special.


So take a moment to appreciate loved ones who have moved on, and remember to appreciate your dear friends who are still here. You never know what life has in store. God, that's a bit of a downer. Sorry :heart:

---

http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

32. MOST MISSED MEMBER

Ariya ---- 1
eestlinc ---- 4
Christmas ---- 6
RSL ----- 7


Which means... Rye ---- 7
Wolf Kanno ------ 15 takes this one, folks.

Yeah, where HAS that guy been?

I don't understand people who are nominated (which presumably means multiple nominations) but don't get any votes at all.

Clearly I just didn't turn on the smolder when you guys were making the votes for cutest couple.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/a73bd3394...esmgo1_500.gif

Less votes than RSL for helping. :colbert: Time to delete the site again!

31. MOST EMOTIONAL MEMBER

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
fire_of_avalon
Jinx
Locky
Miriel
noxious.sunshine
Raine
shion
Shorty
Spooniest

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by shion

I just want to say that a lot of these nominations really make me sad. I mean, most emotional? Is that supposed to be a good thing? And, what, MLT be banned? What did I even do? I've worked hard to contribute to this site and write articles and run events and now I'm trying to help out with the speeches and you guys think I should be banned? What's your problem? Nothing is just good enough for you guys. Nothing I do is ever good enough. I don't even know why I bother. This place is stupid. I don't even know why I'm wasting my time.

And why didn't I get any nominations for any good awards? I mean, yeah, there's most ladylike, but fat chance I'm going to win that one. I get that I was inactive for like four months, but you guys sure can remember me for the ones like Most Dramatic.

The nominees are....

No, you know what, it's just... its just hurtful is all. I'm trying so hard to be friends with you guys. I try to be a good person and I just...

I don't know. It's not like any of you care anyways. None of you care about me. None of you care if I'm here or gone. I though you were my friends.

Whatever. The nominees are:

fire_of_avalon
Jinx
Locky
Miriel
noxious.sunshine
Raine
shion
Shorty
and
Spooniest.

Congrats or whatever. I'm going to go grab some chocolate bars.

---

don't forget to thank/rep speeches!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Jinx

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mr. Shauna

Clearly I just didn't turn on the smolder when you guys were making the votes for cutest couple.

---

Maybe you should post some of that in here so we know what we're missing.

---

I try my best to get him in here, but it is difficult when he has reddit.

http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

31. MOST EMOTIONAL MEMBER

Shorty ----- 0
noxious.sunshine ----- 0
RSL ------ 1
Raine ----- 1
fire_of_avalon ----- 2
Locky ----- 3
Miriel ----- 4
shion ----- 6


Which means... Jinx ----- 7
Spooniest ----- 13 takes this one, folks.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DMA4Rr5d5R...kka+booing.gif

How the most emotional member feels after winning the Ciddie:

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...hex/woody2.jpg

Spooniest gets a pink title!

30. MOST KNOWLEDGEABLE MEMBER

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
Dr Unne
Loony BoB
Mister Adequate
Raistlin
The Man

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Jiro

Believe it or not, WikiHow has a guide on how to be more knowledgeable. If you don't believe me, then you're clearly not as knowledgeable as I am, let alone as knowledgeable as our nominees.

Let that word swirl around in your mouth a little. Knowledgeable. It's kind of gross. Too many consonants, if you ask me. Why couldn't we have something like "Cleverest Member"; I have a half dozen different speeches in mind for whenever that one rolls around. I know a lot about being clever (even if I don't look it).

Being knowledgeable means not having to consult Google for the definition of the word.

knowledgeable
ˈnɒlɪdʒəb(ə)l/Submit
adjective
1.
intelligent and well informed.
"she is very knowledgeable about livestock and pedigrees"
synonyms: well informed, informed, learned, with great knowledge, well read, well educated, educated, widely read, erudite, scholarly, cultured, cultivated, enlightened, aware

We have only five nominees for this award. I can't help but see that as a subtle insult about our collective intelligence. Surely everybody is pretty knowledgeable, right? Well, maybe not.

But what even are these people knowledgeable about?

Dr Unne knows everything. But, in a strange twist of fate, nobody knows Dr Unne. This is sad. He seems to have helped out a lot in his renewed tenure on staff because he knows all of EoFF's secret workings.

Loony BoB knows everything about EoFF. But biggest EoFF nerd is also a category. Maybe he knows enough about that mystical eighth state country ~New Zealand~ to warrant his inclusion.

Mister Adequate knows a lot about video games. All of his secrets are archived within his body, hence his impossible height. Things will only get worse (better?) when he becomes cybernetic.

Raistlin knows everything about being a filthy scumbag lawyer. I say this with as much venom as I can because everybody knows lawyers are hated almost as equally as journalists.

The Man knows everything about things on the left. The left side of the road. The left side of your face. The left side of the leftmost desk in the house left of your own. He also knows a surprising amount about music. Ask him.

They might know a lot of things (or everything) but the question remains: how many dudes you know roll like this?

---

remember to thank Jiro!

What.

We all love Jiro.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...ogenicjiro.png

http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

30. MOST KNOWLEDGEABLE MEMBER

RSL ---- 1
Loony BoB ---- 2
The Man ---- 4
Raistlin ----- 6


Which means... Mister Adequate ----- 7
Dr Unne ----- 18 takes this one, folks.

Doctor Unne.

http://lparchive.org/Final-Fantasy/U...006/28-189.png

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Jinx

well i mean

he is a doctor

---

But, sadly, not THE Doctor.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Vivi22

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Jinx

well i mean

he is a doctor

---

But, sadly, not THE Doctor.

---

The Doctor is in!http://blog.eyewire.org/wp-content/u...9/zoidberg.jpg

I will be taking a small break now! (Princesses need breakfast too!) so in about 25-30 minutes, Ciddies will resume down to award 20, which will end this segment until later this evening - about 4-5 hours away!!

I will then run from 20 - 8, after which, all of the 'BEST' awards (top 7) will be delayed until very late this evening (after I've been to my partaaaay)


I hope you're all enjoying the Ciddies! keep chatting and keep this thread alive!!!!

This post is brought to you by this fan art of Final Fantasy jobs assigned to Disney Princesses by Geryes

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/20...es-d6dinls.jpg

29. MOST DRAMATIC MEMBER

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
Jinx
Jiro
noxious.sunshine
shion
Spooniest



Remember to thank Jiro for... whatever that was.

http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

29. MOST DRAMATIC MEMBER

RSL ----- 1
noxious.sunshine ---- 2
shion ----- 5
Jiro ----- 5

Which means... Jinx ---- 8
Spooniest ----- 18 takes this one, folks.

That video always gets a laugh out of me, but I feel bad about it.

That's it! I'm done.

Exit. Stage left!
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...c_exit_gif.gif

28. MOST HEROIC MEMBER

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
Agent Proto
Bert
Darahan
fire_of_avalon
Jiro
Jowy
o_O
Pantz

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by NeoCracker

An Accurate Depiction of Events if RSL were to return to EoFF.

The ocean breeze soothed RSL as he stood at the front of the ship, his blue pirate cap on and his majestic beard swaying in the wind while taking in the high noon sun. Gone for so long, he wished to return for the land of EoFF, to see the new faces that inhabited his home. However, this day did not go well for him, as he would soon learn.

In the distance came a small boat, one RSL was quite familiar with. Putting up no defenses, he lets it dock at his side and lowers a ladder so that his good friend Agent Proto could ascend. However the boat itself was empty, which confused RSL as he stood there thinking to greet his friend. What came next was a scream of a man getting thrown overboard. RSL turned around to Agent Proto himself assaulting the crew members of RSL's trout.

“Stop Proto, what has come over you!?” RSL cried, rushing to his crew mates aid.

“I am sorry, but your return must not be permitted. To much is at stake,” with sad eyes, he lunged at RSL.

In but an instant, however, RSL's cutlass had been unleashed. Ducking under Proto's coming fist, RSL slashes forward, eviscerating Proto and downing him in but an instant. With his dying breath Proto speaks, “I knew... I couldn't stand a chance.. With you...” And he was no more.

Holding back the tears, RSL does his best to give Proto a Burial at sea. After which he looks towards the land of EoFF, “I will make it home, and I will find what is going on there.”




It was a few more days of sail before RSL landing his ship, named The Hot Air Baloon, at a town to dock and resupply. Once again, however, he was met with adversity. Upon the dock was none other then Bert was standing in his way.

“Bert! I am glad to see you again my friend, I wish to ask you of...” but before RSL could finish the inquiry, Bert had unsheathed his Katana, “Bert?”

“Forgive me, RSL, for the blame cannot be laid on you for what must be done,” and charging forward Bert begins his assault.

Swiftly Readying his Sword once again, RSL deflects the Katana's blow and goes on the defensive, “Wait, Bert, explain! I don't want to hurt you!”

“And I plan to make full advantage of that!” Bert's offensive grew more and more aggressive.

“Forgive me, Bert. I know not what has come over you, but I cannot stand by why this hatred consumes my home,” no longer on the defensive, RSL blocks another strike and shoves forward knocking Bert off Balace. Taking advantage, he lands a blow with his hilt onto Berts guts, knocking the wind out of him.

“I must know, why did Proto, and now you, attack me?” RSL said with a heavy heart, “I wish only to help my home.”

Smirking slightly, Bert can only laugh, “You are to kind, old friend. Were I to tell you, you wouldn't be able to understand our actions.” And Bert rose to his feet, composure regained, “However, you still must be stopped here if I have any hope of success,” again at full force, he charges forward.

“I see,” prepared this time RSL charges forward as well. The two rush past each other, and in the blink of an eye you could here the sound of their blades clash as they dash past each other. Standing tall with their backs facing, Bert only smiles as blood trickles from his mouth.

“I should have known this would have happened,” and with his last words spoken, Bert tumbles to the ground.




Standing over Bert's corpse, he prepares to carry him back to the ship so that he may give him the same treatment as Proto. However he was quick to notice the coming sharp sound and dodged back, narrowly avoiding the dagger thrown.

“Ah, so close, I had hoped your fight with your friend would have made finishing you off all the easier,” laughed a strange figure, clad in red robes which concealed his face.

“Who are you?” yelled RSL, his normally calm face filled with anger, “Are you the one behind this?”

“Behind it? No, simply one called to action. I know only of your legend,” approaching slowly and methodically, the cloak figure continued to speak, “Your return would prevent the rest of us from rising to achieve the bounty, it is that simple.”

“Nonsense, I would never stand in the way of another persons treasure, why would I ever take another persons happiness?” RSL was becoming more and more confused by the events, though didn't think he would get an answer from the new comer,.

“If only you understood,” laughed the man as he was now only inches away from RSL, “Sadly, however, you have let me get close enough to end this!” and suddenly he jolted forward, a dagger concealed in his palm now revealed as he struck at RSL's neck.

RSL quickly manged to dodge back, however, and raised a leg to kick the weapon out of the mans hand, “You will not delay me from my home any longer,” and with that slashed his Cutlass forward, severing the mans Neck.

As he lay bleeding out on the ground, he glanced at RSL and said, “...I could never hope to live up to your legacy, not after the stories of the great RSL had spread. Word of your return... scared me. I couldn't hope to succeed in your presence...”

“Succeed at what? What is going on back at Eyes on Final Fantasy? I need to know so that I may save it!”

The man only smiled in response and said, “My.. my name is... Darahan. Your return was the cause of this.. you know...” Darahan begins to cough up blood, “The least you can do for me.... Is remember my...” and before he could finish, he too had passed on.

“My return? But that makes no sense,” RSL spoke softly to himself, “Is my returning really the cause of all this?” and for the first time, RSL had begun to doubt he should return at all.




It was as this thought brewed in his mind, he heard another familiar voice, “How y'all doing today RSL? It's been ages since we been able to sit down together and have ourselves a little' ol' chat!”

He turned to see none other then fire_of_avalon, who was oddly sporting a fake beard created with her own hair wrapped around her face,“foa! Do you have any Idea what is going on here?”

“Saddly I do suga, and the fact we're talking now is a bit depressin' to be quite honest.” her joy seemed
to drain from her face, “I was hopin' I wasn't going to be the one to finish this here job,” her hand raised up, a swiring mass of fire gathering in her exposed palm, “Sorry darlin',” and with that a stream of fire burst forth.

Dodging to the side, the flame caught the body of Darahan and incinerated in an instant, “foa! Not you too. What is going on here!?”

“You heard it yourself,” she said pointing her hand once again towards RSL, “None of us will have a chance at winnin' with your return.”

“Win what? What prize could be worth it? You were always so kind foa, with a strong will. Why turn your power on your friends?” RSL readied his blade again, this time however it was becoming harder and harder to hold back the tears.

“I reckon you would find the reason pretty petty,” foa laughed slightly, “I'd rather you die not looking on me in such a lowly light,” and she fired another shot, only for RSL to dodge it once again.

“Don't think me the same sweet little ol' southern bell I once was,” this time a stream of fire began to swirl about her entire body, “That beard of yours is a mighty one. I may not of ever been able to overcome the power of it being a lady and all, though now I have a beard of my own, and I reckon it will show itself mightier then yours!”

The fire erupted around her, rapidly consuming everything. Unable to dodge while still on the pier, RSL dove into the water, avoiding the catastrophe. Submerged, he swims beneath the dock to where he believed foa to be standing. With the dock worn and burned, he stabbed upwards and succeeded in hitting foa's foot.

Hoping this would be enough to incapacitate her, he swam back to the side and climbed up the leg of the dock, where he found foa on the ground clutching her foot and cringing in pain.

“foa, stop this nonsense! You are so much better then this!” he rushed to her side.

“You know, maybe... just maybe we shouldn't be stopping your return. EoFF may need you now... more then ever.”

“You must tell me what is going on foa! Why have you guys attempted to prevent my return!?”

“RSL, tell me, why is it my beard isnt' enough to overcome yours?” foa was crying tears of frustration and regret.

“foa, a beard is not power, but a reflection of the power one possesses,” he said, “you may never have been able to grow one, being a lady, but I assure you the beard that sleeps in your soul was always a truly great and mighty one to behold.”

foa only smiled through the tears, “They may be meaningless, but I must be thankin' yall fer' tryin' to chear me up,” she simply reached up and touch RSL on the cheek, her fingers hot enough to burn his skin, “I can't hold back the flames, RSL, hurry!”

Quickly RSL began running as foa began to boil and expand, the power within her overloading, “they were not meaningless, fire_of_avalon...” as he finished the sentence, foa exploded, taking most of the pier with her.

Reaching his ship, he climbs aboard and looks to his crew, “My friends, I must ask you to stay in town after the resupply, the rest of this journey may be to dangerous.”

“But Cap'n, we can't leave you alone! You are always thar fer us, and we goin' be here fer you to the bitter end!” one of the crew mates shouted, with many 'Ars' and 'yeas' followed by the rest of them.

...Unable to convince them otherwise, RSL gave in as he and his crew resupplied and resumed their quest.

It had been several nights of RSL being unable to get a full nights rest, the memories of his fallen friends weighing heavily on his mind. However, it was not going to end like this, he thought. Determined to return and fix the corruption growing, he and his crew docked at the ports of Eyes on Final Fantasy.

As expected, there were those there to great him. This time with Cutlass ready, he stepped out to see none other then Jiro, “If you are here, is it safe to assume you are with them?” RSL states softly, doing his best to hold back the growing sadness.

“Hey, you guessed right!” Jiro laughed, “Though considering how far you are, at least I can let you know there are only a few of us left.”

“This is no laughing matter!” RSL responded furiously, “Many of my friends have died at my hands over this, and I will find out whats going on!”

“No one has told you yet? They simply fear you are better then them,” Jiro stopped his laughing and simply smiled while donning a pair of Knuckle Dusters, “It's quite unfair of you to come back now of all times, a Legend like you would come out on top with no problems!”

“On top? On top of what?” RSL asked confused.

“Oh man, you don’t' remember? I guess it really is just coincidence you come back now,” Jiro begins charging now, “Makes sense, you never seemed the type to care about something like that.”

The blows came fast, though RSL managed to sidestep and avoid all the attacks of Jiro, “It is to late to stop now, I am afraid,” RSL sighed as he slashed into the side of Jiro.

Managed to avoid fatal injury, Jiro managed to dodge out of the way smiling through the cringing of his face. Unsure of why Jiro seemed so happy, RSL realized Jiro was not alone. Managing too avoid a solid hit, but still took a light blow to the shoulder. Spinning around he saw none other then Jowy.

“Jowy! Not you too!” RSL cried.

“A fair fight would be a loss for sure,” Jowy shrugged, “Sorry it had to come to this, but me and Jiro are taking you down.”

“I still don't understand why!” RSL said in frustration.

“Well, no point in telling you, though I'm sure if you make it through this you'll learn soon enough,” and with that Jowy unleashed a roundhouse RSL managed to avoid, only to eat a fist to the side of his face from a returning Jiro.

Rolling with it the best he could, RSL tumbled to the side of the dock, rolling back onto his feet, “You two will not get away with this!”




“I”m afraid they will, RSL,” came a robotic voice that echoed in the space around. From the watter came several metal mounted guns, firing on RSL.

“Face! Why are you helping!” cried RSL, dodging the singe round shots of the armaments.

“Alone none of us could beat you. Even in a pair, so I was asked to simply assist any who fought you from here, seemed simple enough,” came the voice of Face.

“That be rather rude of ye', don't you think!” yelled a pirate from the ship, followed by the thundering roar of the cannon, striking down one of the guns, “Keep the guns down boys! Our cap'n needs us!”

Nodding back to his crew, firing down upon the cannons, RSL charges at Jowy and releases a slash of his Cutlass. For a minute it seemed both Jowy and Jiro were going to go on the defense until more shots were fired at RSL from the guns forcing him to back off, “Dammit, the ships cannons' can't take the guns down fast enough,” he says as he sees more and more torrents rise from the water to take aim.

“Seems we had best take the advantage,” Jowy smiled as he and Jiro launched forward. RSL managed to block and dodge the continuous attacks, though was unable to fight back due to the concentrated fire from the guns as well.

“Give it up, you are only prolonging your defeat old chap,” laughed Jiro.

“Don't be so sure,” RSL replied, “Cannons aren't the only thing my crew provides.

And with that a few shots could be heard from the ship. Four pirates had come from the ship bearing their pistols and gunning down Jiro. With the assault against him reduced, RSL presses forward on Jowy. Taken by surprise do to the distraction of Jiro getting shot down, Jowy takes the Cutlass blow directly across his chest and stumbles back.

“Dammit, how could this have happened?” Jowy muttered to himself, “Dammit, it's not worth dying over this thing,” and with that he runs.

RSL, relieved at least one person may survive this, looks on in surprise as a few of the remaining guns shoot down Jowy in his retreat.

“I'm sorry Jowy, but you know victory was your only way out of this,” the Voice of face said.

“Dammit Face, I'm coming for you next!” RSL said as he began running down the pier, “If EoFF is anything like I remember, there is only one place you could be holed up!”

“Hurry on Cap'n!” cried the pirates who ran back to the ship, “We'll gun down the place’s defenses the best we can from here!”




RSL dashed through the port, hearing cannon fire from the ship destroying the water side defenses of EoFF, “The can handle that, though I'm on my own dealing with anything inside.”

Sure enough, several torrents were located through the streets, though on their own RSL had little trouble avoiding them and made it through several streets to reach a large building in the center of town, the EoFF HQ.

Running around the back, RSL entered a staircase behind the building, leading into the basement. Opening the giant doors at the bottom, he see's the familiar face of face, a 15' tall robot hooked up to several wires controlling the circuitry of EoFF.

“Face, what is going on here! Why are you helping them!” RSL said, almost shaking with a mix of anger and depression.

“A Member you knew from back in the day has risen in power since you stopped coming around,” face replied, “At first no one realized he wasn't entirely right. In fact, he was a bit twisted. He had already rose to a status of power and influence before any of us realized however. He convinced so many of us your return would stand in our way. For me, he employed a bit of simple coding. Coding to make me turn on you.”

“But you are only part machine Face, can't you resist the programing?” RSL pleaded.

“Perhaps, though I find myself unable, or perhaps I should say, unwilling to resist,” Face replied, “I have always envied you, I was always overshadowed by you in the eyes of those in EoFF. This, I feel, was a chance to change that. With you gone, I may finally rise to the top. Even though I know the Admin's plan would never work in my favor, and that he clearly plans to help only himself, even so, I find myself willing to follow along.”

“The Top of what? What could possibly be worth all of this? All the damage you have caused!”

“...Now, it seems like it is all a waste. Can I truly say I earned the prize if this is how I take you out? Perhaps, however, it is to late to turn back. I am your last obstacle RSL, before you reach the end and discover the true purpose of these events. Come at me, and hold nothing back,” the large mass that is Face charges forward, delivering a crushing blow towards RSL. Dodging to the side, a move RSL felt was one of his staples, he lunges forward, severing one of Faces giant legs.

Still able to balance on his second, however, Face gazed down, his robotic eyes firing lazers. Barely dodging the initial strike, RSL is still caught by the resulting shock wave, sending him a short ways back.

He rolls to the side to avoid a second blast, this time the aftermath sends him flying face first into a wall, “You are week RSL, you have been through much. You cannot hope to beat me in this state,” he quickly fires another round.

This time RSL rolls towards face to avoid the beam, this time the blast sends him closer to Face. Rolling up to his feet he immediately charges the second leg. Unable to aim in time, Face takes a blow to his other leg from RSL and crumbles to the ground.

“I'll leave you on the ground, even after all you did, you are still a dear friend,” RSL walks ragedly towards the next door, “Once this is over, we will find a way to redeem your actions.”

“I'm afraid now, RSL,” spoke face, his Robot voice unchanging, “The one behind this snuck coding into me. My defeat will activate my shut down.”

“What? Why did you do nothing about it!” RSL said, collapsing down to his knees as he looked back to the giant fallen robot.

“...Guilt, perhaps? I am unsure. Never have I done such a thing, though I am sure this is.. what...the form of guilt is... I....am.. sorry. My old friend.” and with that the voice had had died, and lights around the room began flickering out, one by one.




Tears streaming down his face, RSL turns once again to the door. He opens it and see's a sight he never expected to see. The man behind the attacks was the last person he had ever expected to see, “Rantzien?”

“Yes and know my friend,” Rantzien replied, “That was my alias once upon a time, though things have changed now. Pantz is what I go by now.”

“Why did you do this!? What reason could you possibly have!”

“Why simple, RSL, the most Heroic among us was you. What chance did I ever have of winning this? What chance had any of us had at winning this?” Rantz said, moving slowly towards the battered RSL.

“Heroic? What are talking about? What does that have to do with anything?” RSL cried in rage.

“Oh, right, you wouldn't know. It is the bi-annual Ciddies my friend, and what do all of us have in common? We were all nominated for the most Heroic, a new award for this year. With your return, none of us would have stood a chance of winning.”

RSL looked shocked and amazed, “The Ciddies, all of this was for a damned trophy!”
“Of course it was, you should understand the importance of these prizes, you had always enjoyed the festivities while you were here.”

“I didn't enjoy them for the prizes, I loved them for the community, and they way people would be brought together to celebrate our home and company!” rage had begun filling RSL's face.

“Preposterous,” Pantz Snorted, “You may have defeated all the other nominies, but you are far to wrecked to proceed. With you gone, I shall obtain the prize. I am but a short ways from becoming the most powerful member of the site, not even BoB himself will be able to stand up to my word!”

“Enough,” RSL replied, “You shall not be allowed to corrupt us any further, I shall strike you down now!”

“I'm sorry, but your fight ends here!” suddenly pantz jumped forward, a small knife in hand, stabbing it into RSL's gut.

“Think again!” taking the stab wound, RSL slammed the hilt of his sword upon Pantz's head, causing him to enter a dazed state as he stumbled backwords, “So long, I hope in the afterlife you can become the Rantzien we knew in days past,” and with one more slice of his Cutlass, he removed the head of Patnz.

Pulling out the dagger, RSL continued up the stairs, climbing his way slowly to the top of the tower, fighing through the pain of his stomach wound, “I will make sure this never happens again.”

It was a long walk before he reached the top, and entered an office. In the room he saw two people discussing the Ciddies, a girl he knew little about, and Daniel Towns, aka Loony BoB.

“RSL! What happened to you!” BoB cried as he ran over.

“Towns, what has happened here?” RSL asked, “The Members of EoFF have gone mental!”

“What on earth do you mean?” BoB was confused and seemed to realize nothing was amiss.

“What do I mean? BoB, I was forced to fight and kill those nominated for Most Heroic Member. The attacked for fear I would win the trophy!” RSL yelled.

“What? Members of EoFF have been dying? I've heard nothing of this. Locky, haven't you been keeping tabs on the nominees!?”

Both BoB and RSL look to the girl Locky. She looks a bit nervous and state, “Well.. yes.. but it didn't seem like it was something I should concern you with BoB! You know, with the ciddies and all... I didn't want to bring down anyones mood.”

“Why?!” Rantz yelled as he advanced towards Locky, cutless still in hand, “The blood of all of my friends are on my hands, and I demand to know the reason!”

Frightened Locky said, “Pantz conviced me it was only fair! That I should let his actions slide so that our community members would have the chance to shine for once! He... he was so convincing that I let him go on with his plan. I didn't know it would result in any deaths though! I... I just wanted the Ciddies to go well as I supervised them!”

“...Very well then,” RSL said, the anger fading from his eyes. In what Locky felt was a moment of relief for her tension, she relaxed with a sigh. A moment later, however, the blade of RSL pierced her chest, “You were entrusted with watching the Nominees, and for your own weakness you let so many people die. You selfishly let them die to make yourself look good,” and with that he turned to a horrified BoB.

“Loony_BoB, how could you let this happen?” RSL said his face filled with tears of disappointment. BoB could only stand their shocked and silent, “I came back because I had heard you were now the owner of EoFF. I thought you would be good for this place, that you could uphold the legacy we had built all those years ago along with Cid.”

He begand advancing towards BoB, “I am sorry to see you were not up to the task. I shall not let this go on, EoFF needs a leader capable of running it. And clearly that is not you.”

With those words, BoB attempted to run. Turning is back on RSL, however would prove to be the last thing he did as he felt the cold Steel of RSL's blade enter the back of his neck.

---

Remember to thank/rep NeoCracker for his novel! :monster:

I played the Game of Thrones theme in my head while reading that.

Is there a Sparknotes entry for that?

http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

28. MOST HEROIC MEMBER

RSL ---- 1
Darahan ---- 2
Jowy ---- 2
Agent Proto --- 3
o_O ----- 3
Bert ---- 5
Pantz ----- 5


Which means... Jiro ----- 8
fire_of_avalon ----- 11 takes this one, folks.

I approve of this winner! GIRL POWER!!!!!!!

at least i was the first one to go down in that speech about heroism.

Deservedly so.

27. MOST LADYLIKE MEMBER

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
Calliope
fire_of_avalon
Freya
Iceglow
Locky
Raine
Raistlin
Shiny
shion
Shlup
Valerna

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Psychotic

http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/a...psea541432.png

PROUDLY PRESENT:

"Most Ladylike Member"

---

Remember to thank/rep Pauw and Steve for this beautifully moving speech!

I still feel I should have been the leading nominee for this category.

That is not how you pronounce "Calliope" :mad2:

*simmering, ladylike rage*

PS - I mean, "I'm fine! Yes, I'm sure! IT'S FINE"

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Calliope

That is not how you pronounce "Calliope" :mad2:

*simmering, ladylike rage*

PS - I mean, "I'm fine! Yes, I'm sure! IT'S FINE"

---

When I hear a woman say fine:

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...hex/catbox.gif

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Jinx

i got kicked from #eoff i was so excited about foa

---

here's why:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by AwardJinx in chat

[21:49:38] FOA
[21:49:39] FOA
[21:49:39] FOA
[21:49:39] damn
[21:49:41] FOA
[21:49:42] FOA
[21:49:43] FOA
[21:49:44] FOA
[21:49:45] FOA
[21:49:45] FOA
[21:49:46] FOA
[21:49:47] FOA
[21:49:47] FOA
[21:49:48] You're Double Beth, Sam.
[21:49:48] FOA
[21:49:49] FOA
[21:49:49] FOA
[21:49:50] FOA
[21:49:51] FOA
[21:49:52] FOA
[21:49:52] FOA
[21:49:53] FOA
[21:49:54] FOA
[21:49:55] FOA
[21:49:56] AFOA
[21:49:56] FOA
[21:49:57] kick pls
[21:50:00] I mean, Jiro's alright
[21:50:00] * AwardJinx was kicked by Sheetlebug (gosh darn)

---

Might I just take this moment to say that I have laughed so hard at this speech, I love it and thank you so much to Psychotic for this. I love it so much.

this was the best speech

That was a great speech!

mfw that speech

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...1488743723.png

Best best best!

http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

27. MOST LADYLIKE MEMBER

Valerna ---- 0
RSL ----- 1
shion ---- 1
Shlup ----- 1
Freya ----- 1
Calliope ---- 3
fire_of_avalon ---- 3
Shiny ----- 3
Raistlin ----- 4
Raine ----- 6


Which means... Locky ----- 6
Iceglow ----- 9 takes this one, folks.

I just can't compete with that garter-wearing, pinky twirling ladybeast :)

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...0918812434.jpg

26. MOST HONEST MEMBER

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
Calliope
Cuchulainn
Del Murder
Locky
Loony BoB
Pike
Quin
Raistlin
Shorty
Spuuky
Vivi22

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Jiro

Given that these people are the Most Honest that Eyes on Final Fantasy has to offer, I decided to see what secrets I could get out of them. Some of them... didn't respond, so I have included several facts about them I uncovered during my time as a sleuth. Others appear to have taken the challenge as an opportunity to be a dingbat. You know who you are, man of questionable integrity. But there are some pretty interesting secrets in here -- see if you can guess which belongs to which person!




Jiro sends me dirty messages all the time. The awkward thing about this is that they're about his fantasies regarding Iceglow, and generally are quite detailed. Guy just can't get enough of that Steve love ever since he found out they were fellow scat fetishists.

I still have not beaten the original X-Com. :(

A girl in the first grade told me that reason she had brown skin was because she was in a fire and that she had an artificial eye. I believed her for much longer than I should have, and when I realized it was a lie, I felt sorry that she felt compelled to lie to a group of strange children because she was insecure. I find irony in the fact that years later, she would pull me through the most insecure years of my life as my best friend.

The best sex I ever had involved two cans of spray cheese, an apple, and two dozen pieces of farfelle.

This year I went on a business trip and slept with Del Murder.
As in, we walked across the Golden Gate Bridge and then stopped on a grassy knoll for ten minutes and I literally fell asleep because I was so tired -_-;;;

I don't really know what to say. Counter pro:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: ask me any question and I will answer it honestly. Nothing off limits.

A little known fact about me is that I track down and murder people who send me "Mognet Messages" about the Ciddies.

I had a sex dream about Psychotic and Quin.

Due to my extensive network of upper class middle-aged white men in various positions of power, I'm directly responsible for all badger cullings in Great Britain over the past twenty years. This may sound sinister, but in actual fact it's all for the good of the country, as 8 out of 10 poor people are actively seeking Her Majesty's untimely demise, and have been training badgers to commit their nefarious missions for decades now. I have a desk in MI5 with a Fallout Bobblehead on it.

An EoFF friend and I once created a second account in the hopes of getting it Knighted (this was many years ago). The account was quite beloved and had something along the lines of 3,000 posts and won various Ciddies. It never became a CK but it was a Site Staff for a little while. To this day only the two of us know the exact identity of that account. Leeza almost figured it out once but I put her on a false trail by creating yet another account as a red herring (it worked). The best part about it was that a very prominent member of the current EoFF staff almost fell for our 'account' so hard that he/she started confessing 'feelings' for it. At that point we knew it was time to pull the plug. >< It hasn't been seen since that last pm was sent.

I like to wear ladies underwear. It gives me a sense of freedom and power.

---

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Jinx

yeah, there's a disappointing lack of tidus pictures in this thread

---

Deal with it.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s.../duestidus.jpg

I apologize that this is late, but I want to congratulate Steve for winning most Ladylike with this.

http://i.imgur.com/NFasOCP.png

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...ex/tiduses.jpg

http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

26. MOST HONEST MEMBER

RSL ---- 1
Locky ---- 1
Pike ---- 1
Quin ---- 1
Del Murder ---- 2
Vivi22 ----- 3
Raistlin ---- 3
Shorty ---- 3
Spuuky ---- 4
Loony BoB ---- 4


Which means... Cuchulainn ---- 7
Calliope ---- 8 takes this one, folks.

Congrats Calliope!

25. DRUNKEST MEMBER

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
Chemical
Loony BoB
noxious.sunshine
Sephex
smittenkitten


This speech was meant to be noxious.sunshine's, but she's been busy as we all know. So I've taken this song in her honour.

MEOW.

that's one of the better irish drinking songs i've seen

http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

25. DRUNKEST MEMBER

RSL ---- 1
Loony BoB ---- 3
smittenkitten ----- 4
Chemical ----- 5


Which means... Sephex ----- 7
noxious.sunshine ----- 17 takes this one, folks.

I'll drink to that!

*hiccup*

SUBSTANCE ABUSE AWARD SWEEP

Second place ftw

Congrats Noxy!

I feel like Sephex was robbed thanks to Noxy joining. Sorry buddy.

24. SCARIEST MEMBER

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
Chris
Del Murder
fire_of_avalon
Psychotic
Shlup
Spooniest
Spuuky
SuperMillionaire
TonyUK
Valerna

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by shion

I know a little something about scariest member. There were more than a few members here that intimidated the poop out of me when I joined. And then still 2 years later. I'm like a wild forest critter, I scare easily. Here are your nominees, congrats on being terrifying!

Chris
Chris isn't even that scary. Maybe when it comes to food. I would be afraid to eat at his house. He would want me to eat little baby brains or something and I would be traumatized for life. I guess that is pretty scary. Also, he is a homosexual, which I am told is pretty scary. Apparently this is a common fear, because there's a common term for it called "homophobia." I'm not sure why it affects so many, but I suppose a phobia is an irrational fear, so I guess that's it. I guess it's kind of like me being afraid of escalators maybe? I think its called escalaphobia.

Del Murder
Del Murder is intimidating because he's like this well know, well respected member that only a few people have actually seen. So I picture him as being his avatar. And that guys looks like he is impatient/annoyed at everything I say. And he has Murder right there in his name.

fire_of_avalon
Foa is actually a really sweet person once you get to know her. I guess she can be scary because she can yell at you a lot and tell you to do/not do things. And she likes to kick you out of chat if you disobey. But past that, she's a really nice, helpful person. Except when she's drunk.

Psychotic
He still scares me. I send him messages some times because either A) I am trying to be friendly or B) I am hoping it will keep him dormant, like sacrificing virgins to a volcano (that totally works, right?) But he is terrifying, and he has powers to make your name something like IsleepwithIceglow and nobody wants that. So he's kind of like that bully at school that can beat you up so you just give him your lunch money ahead of time.

Shlup
Shlup also still scares me a little bit. I'm not sure why. I guess when you don't know her she can come off as a bit brash? But now she has a baby and any fear is now overwhelmed by cuteness of baby.

Spooniest
Spooniest is scary I guess in that weird kind of way. I don't always fully understand what he's talking about, so that can be a little bit intimidating. I kind of always get the feeling that I'm never fully in to the conversation, and that there's some joke there I don't quite get. So maybe that is where his scariness comes from.

SuperMillionaire
I think SuperMillionaire is scary in the crazy kind of way. Like he could be a really nice guy but then he goes off on these tiraids and you are a bit scared that if you ever had him over for dinner, he would scare all of your friends off with his talk about slutty music and such.

ToniUK
I don't know this person. So I guess fear of the unknown is pretty scary.

Valerna
I also do not know this person. But the very name strikes fear in to my heart. People with names that start with V are always scary. Always.

So tl;dr, Psychotic is terrifying.

---

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Vivi22

I feel like Sephex was robbed thanks to Noxy joining. Sorry buddy.

---

Doesn't bother me! I actually haven't been around as much while drunk/haven't been drinking that heavy overall lately.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Jinx

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Sephex

Second place ftw

Congrats Noxy!

---

---

Attachment 49177

... ... ... I'm so sorry.

Guess I was too scary to even talk about in the speech. I understand.

http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

24. SCARIEST MEMBER

Psychotic ---- 0
RSL ---- 1
Del Murder --- 1
TonyUK ---- 1
Valerna ---- 1
Shlup ----- 4
SuperMillionaire --- 4
fire_of_avalon ---- 5
Spuuky ---- 5




Which means... Chris ---- 7
Spooniest ----- 10 takes this one, folks.

>everyone predicts Sephex to sweep Ciddies again for some reason
>Spooniest has won 4 or something so far

i lol'd

23. WITTIEST MEMBER

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
DK
Del Murder
Psychotic
Quin
Sephex

There is sadly no speech for Wittiest Member. I guess nobody really wanted to compete against our legendary comedians.
In the meantime, answer this.

What makes you laugh?
Is it slapstick?
Toilet humor?
A well timed joke?
An animal doing something weird?

For me, laughter is infectious. If I hear a laugh, I am most likely going to laugh too.

Do you laugh at other people?
Can you laugh at yourself? Perhaps the best thing in life is to be able to laugh at ones own sillyness!

Must be Quin. Gotta be Quin! There is no other way.

Oh lol sorry was gonna make gifs using chat roulette guy's body and the nominees' faces but alas ran out of time. Congrats to the winner of riding naked on a wrecked and winners to the stuff. :aimkiss:

Especially Steve for Most Ladylike

Bam! I think Spuuky and I just got our first Ciddies in ten years!

http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

23. WITTIEST MEMBER

RSL ---- 1
DK ---- 3
Sephex ---- 5
Quin ---- 7


Which means... Psychotic ---- 9
Del Murder----- 12 takes this one, folks.

I can't stop laughing at Pauw and Steve's speech.

"What do you think of Freya?"

"I don't like her!"

*loooooooooong pause*

>Pompadour

Good. Congrats Del Murder! Because had I won I would have reminded you guys that I made this:

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...psc296c181.png

Which I did anyway, so yeah, not very witty of me!

Well, gotta get going for now! Congrats to the next two winners and any others in case I can't come back in time for the next batch after the big break! :)

22. HAPPIEST MEMBER

:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

The Nominees:
Elenyak
Formalhaut
Happy Noodle Boy
Locky
Loony BoB
Pantz
Raine
Shauna
Spuuky
The Summoner of Leviathan

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Agent Proto

Please have this playing while reading this speech.
Happy Good Mood Instrumental Music - Pop Orchestral - YouTube

It's that time where we all get together
and find out who's the happiest of us all
But before we announce who won this award
let's take this time to get to know our nominees!

First there's Elenyak
I'm not sure who this is...
but I'm sure he or she is a pretty happy camper!

Then there's Formalhaut
he's our resident nerdy fellow
He updates our community when he can
But now he's happy in a brand new relationship!

Next is Happy Noodle Boy
I mean just look at his name
he must obviously be freaking happy, no doubt!

Let's not forget Locky
who's happily in love with our previous nominee
These two make a very happy couple!

Of course, who couldn't forget Loony BoB?
This was definitely his best and brightest year.
Marrying the love of his life
and buying the other love of his life?
Who couldn't be more happier? BoB, of course!

Next is Pantz...
well he's a pretty happy Swede, that's no doubt!

And Shauna, oh lovely Shauna
Just being knighted very recently
and living a happy life with her Mr. Shauna!

We can't also forget Spuuky
he's quite the happy guy
even though he appears angry and such
Don't let that fool you!
He's certainly quite the happy man living with Calliope!

The Summoner of Leviathan is our final nominee
and we can't deny his happiness at all!

And as for me? Oh, don't worry about me.
I'm plenty happy, and that's good enough for me!
So let's see who's the happiest of them all~!!

---

remember to thank/rep Proto ;)

I missed these. Oh well :(.

Congrats to all of the winners

:cheer::cheer::joker::joker::plumcheer::plumcheer::peachdance::peachdance::peachdance::peachdance::p eachdance:

Uh, I guess you can rep me if you liked my latest speech. Not like Award Princess had forgotten to mention it.

http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg

22. HAPPIEST MEMBER

RSL ------ 1
Elenyak ----- 1
Locky ------ 1
Raine ---- 1
The Summoner of Leviathan ---- 3
Pantz ----- 4
Shauna ----- 4
Formalhaut ---- 5
Spuuky ---- 6


Which means... Happy Noodle Boy ----- 6
Loony BoB ----- 7 takes this one, folks.

I won Wittiest Member? Was Psychotic not nominated?

That was before everyone heard his speech.

I'm pretty sure half of EoFF was at Loony BoB's wedding.