*. You crash in the mountains with a brazilian soccer team.
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*. You crash in the mountains with a brazilian soccer team.
201. Far out.
Quiet, Theoden. (is too slow)
Regis's question mark can be seen only by the pure of heart.
83.You realize that
You have begun to speak in
Some form of haiku.
Your Mission Impossible T-Shirt that says "This T-Shirt will self destruct in five seconds" is falling apart at the collar after much much longer than five seconds.
*is pure of heart*
Wait, that could be taken to mean I lack a heart. Oh well. You win some, you lose some.
83. You start getting tired.
No Sunglasses?
*is pure of heart*
[edit] Darn! Got beat to it.
Mmm..Pacemaker
w00t 8th page
241. You fight the tiredness, because that's the true key to happiness.
8...5? Because you freaks have been doing this for the last hour while I was playing Sonic Adventure 2. Damn you bunch of hairy freaks.
83. Wonder Boy, what is the secret of your powers?
83. You stole Rydia's number.
225. You used to be Super Chris, but Unne's unfathomable cosmic powers transformed you into the savior known as Super Christ.
Sonic Adventure 2? I think you were errr doing your neighbours cat.
83... Because everyone else seemed to get stuck on 83.
*can't get my wonder boy avatar under 5 k*
*pouts*
83. 83 is the eternal number?
Give me a few minutes. He has to give his friend a ride home...Quote:
Originally posted by Andaris
Sonic Adventure 2? I think you were errr doing your neighbours cat.
83. Because you know that you alone started the 83 craze.
248. You realize that the secret to happiness lies in something called...uh...willpower. Well, that and caffeine. But the nearest caffeine source is blocks away, so I'm going to have to go for willpower.
You never were Super. :(
234. BoB, Shlup, give back Mäjken's number. >=|
83.5) Because I'm gonna get some?
You can't help but wish there were a Super Christ comic book.
With the neighbours cat?
82.9. Super Christ Comic Book? I have a few of those in my storage box.
99) Because I can't keep up with this, damn monkies.
The neighbors cat... If we're still calling him that, sure. Who else?
83. Shlup.
*flexes Christ power*
Well, there *was* a Super Chris comic... Bah.
*flexes Christ power again*
I don't wanna know what your thinking....
You disabled smilies in the post, but xD still looks the same. In fact, the only thing that got disabled is the GRAPHICAL smilies, and I think that's just not good enough.
248. You realize that xD is correct.
9.95) Because I'm a reason to praise Unne and drink Bacardi, apparently. Go me!
246. This is your last post in this thread for the night (read: morning), and when you see it again, it'll probably have fifteen more pages to it and be closed. But that's okay, because mods can post in closed threads anyhow. >=D
*wins*
83. Twice.
87) Because I'm leaving you baboons to your spammy hell.
Bah! I say!
252. You realize that that sweet carbonated beverage is called pop.
83. You have the same sentiment as Kishi and ride off into the, er...sunrise.
Pi. Because Unne made me a new God for a new millenium. He just forgot the whole cosmic power thing...
You think that mixing pop with Bacardi may be a good idea.
I just call it Soda Pop or by it's prduct name.
Quack.Quote:
Originally posted by Rydia of Mist
83. Shlup.
*waves fist* Damn you My Ken! Temptations...
293. You think that mixing pop with Bacardi and Havarti might be a good idea.
Try mixing Pine Sol with Bacardi
6. Because carbonated drinks are now, and forevermore, soda. :P
83. You post one last time to point and laugh at BoB, then leave.
You know that mixing pop with Bacardi and havarti is a good idea.
YOu realize you're out of Pine Sol and substitude WD-40 instead.
*tries mixing pop with Bacardi and havarti*
*ends up in the over the toilet for 4 hours*
You suddenly realize that you should never become a bartender.
And serve Pine Sol
No, you have to use pop. Baking soda won't do the trick.
You start to wonder how scuba divers mix their drinks underwater.
Your computer seems to disconnect you at 11:24pm every Saturday night.
That, and Rydia leaves and doesn't let you get it first.
Very carefully, I would imagine.
*looks at a sea of pine sol*
Damn scuba sam!
You start to wonder how scuba divers drink their drinks underwater.
In the terrifying conclusion, you discover that you've been praising Bacardi and drinking Dr Unne.
Mix it along with the Sea water.
Noooooo! I thought something tasted funny...Quote:
Originally posted by Stuffed Unners
In the terrifying conclusion, you discover that you've been praising Bacardi and drinking Dr Unne.
You determine that all this time you thought Bacardi was some form of animal.
*sees a wild Bacardi running around* uhhh
You find yourself rather disquieted at your growing attraction to one of the wild Bacardis.
Bacardi is worth praising, and Unne is... hrmm.Quote:
Originally posted by Stuffed Regis
In the terrifying conclusion, you discover that you've been praising Bacardi and drinking Dr Unne.
You suddenly realise that Unne isn't really half bad as a liquor.
*picks up an elephant gun*
Be vewwwy vewwy quiet. I'm hunting Bacardi.
You notice that one of the wild Bacardis isn't a wild Bacardi at all... but KISHI IN DISGUISE!
*rides on the Bacardi* This doesn't taste like Kishi...he has more of a ...Vodka taste to it.
'xoden has been taking spelling lessons from Reno.
Then you wonder if Kishi is the wild Bacardi you were growing attracted to...
Oh, that's right. The number was 11. Silly me.
Yes...Silly you!
339. This whole thread starts to make sense.
Finnaly on track with the Bacardi and all
83. It made sense all along.
(SPOILER) Because some people put spoiler tags up for no real reason other than to make you highlight them.
Too lazy to highlight..someone tell me what that says.
353. Because BooB is now officially a frog. (That's what it says)
[spoilers]And suddenly the world blows up.[/spoilers]
FrooB
You discover that you prefer "FroB".
I prefer FrooB
(SPOILER)This is not a spoiler. Really... It's not a spoiler.
I'm not sure that I get it...
(What are you talking about??)
I'm not sure, I'm tired...
(Then get some sleep. No one wants to hear you where you're like this.)
Perhaps you're right...
Damn straight I'm a frog. Someday, I'll be Prin...
Nah.
Someday you'll be a princess? Amazing!
(SPOILER)Hahah made you highlight
You get it.
*hunts down a princess to kiss FroB*
441. You realize that you've been trying to keep some spam in your pocket.
Lesbians? Ooo...
You've reached an all-time low.
Your right...Lets go nuts.....*makes chicken noises*
Really? I'm sure this can go much, much lower.
446. You discover that Sni--*is shot by a sniper*
*shoots 'xoden*
*shoots Christ*
You take comfort in the fact that your all-time low isn't even halfway to one of Sean's normal weekends:
http://www.eyesonff.com/temp/seanie.jpg
You do something creepy, like wonder what was really going on in that picture.
*takes comfort*
No matter what way you look at it, you have to go to bed. >_<
*leaves this thread open*
*shudder*
Oh- I get it. The early hours of the morning are when everyone spams, right? Because they think that no one will notice.
*yawns* Somehow, I think that book about message board culture would just be laughable. At least if it were truthful.
(Do they even know what you're talking about?)
I don't know... *yawn* Why don't you ask them?
(I'm not genuinely interested, you idiot! That's not what I'm here for...)
What are you here for?
(...)
Oh, well... Yeah, I know what you're here for. Don't get like that again...
(Get some sleep.)
(). You realize it's 4 AM and are not ready to sleep yet.
Meh..i'm gone too....I want to see how this turns out in the morning.
491. You find Verloran's explanation strangely satisfying.
Not only satisfying, but tastier and less filling too!
You attempt to mix Verloran with Bacardi.
Amen to that, brother!
*collapses*
You know, or not.
338. You attempt to mix Verloran with Bacardi... and have some degree of success.
# -17: You actually read what this thread is about, and realize two things: It's ridiculous, and has come this far in only a day.
*doesn't like being mixed with anything*
Mmm... Velardi!
You sympathize with the poor newer members, who seem to be lost in more than name.
Why did the number have to be 4,036?!
Would anyone care for a round of Trix Wars?
(Hmm... Not a bad name for a drink, though.)
(This is ridiculous.)
You're supposed to tell me things that I don't know...
You realize Havarti would make an excellent side to this Velardi.
You find that sig no longer works properly, rendering you a bitter, spiteful shell of your former self.
Hey, Havarti is an excellent cheese...
The ultimate reason, that has probably been stated at least two time before: You actually posted in this thread.
Don't post in here. Don't post in here.....
It's a shame when a good sig goes bad.
Yes yes. Especially Regis' Sig. It's just so... Regis.
You see that the thread is getting more new blood and proceed to stop slaughtering lambs.
You realize that the lambs you slaughtered weren't lambs at all... but INNOCENT HAMSTERS!
You realize it's fun and continue slaughtering lambs anyway.
You know that THE CAUSE is greater than any number of hamsters, so you try to cram a few more into the blender.
You realize that nothing beats a good hamster fillet after a night of posting.
You go and find Stuffed Regis' Original Sig.
You've posted at far too many boards to find this type of thing amusing, anymore...
*sniff* *sniff* Sad... I know. But it's true... *cries*
*leaves*
You realize you're uploading most of your backed up EoFF image archive onto an account that will no longer exist in a few days.
You realize that all good things must come to an end.
*conks out* 'twas fun.
Because you freaks have made 5 pages since my last post.
By an astonishing coincidence, you find the 4036th reason well ahead of schedule.
Not bad for two hours' work. *closes*
