Based on the number of followers, I do believe I'm winning. :cool: Hope you have your bags packed, old buddy.
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Based on the number of followers, I do believe I'm winning. :cool: Hope you have your bags packed, old buddy.
Fartmonger FTW
.................. I seriously wasn't kidding about wanting to take loser's place on staff.
Surely it takes more to win than just "oh I convinced EoFFers I was right" I mean really now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aaron Freed
Well, my dear Jiro, this thunderdome will in the end be decided by the voters. All in the hands of the people to determine who will be forced into retirement.
The more supporters Del Murder has may prove a sad ending for Psychotic!
ROUND 3
SIPPIN' ON GIN AND JUICE
http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/i...ps5cd761da.jpg VS. http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/i...psccaaf87c.jpg
And so the second round ends with a mortifying avatar of Del Murder's and an ass-like avatar of Psychotic's. Who ended with the best (or worst) usernames? Who offered the best (or worst) names for their opponent?
This next challenge will be in the form of an ultimate rap battle in which each of the contenders will select a song (or songs) for the other to parody. Contenders will have 72 hours to complete this challenge. As your hostess, I am crossing my fingers we get a live recording from atleast one of them to make things much more interesting!
Let's see what our boys can come up with.
Important:
Flashforward - I hope our spectators are still tuning in because as your hostess and referee, I have determined to grant a request of the people to include a supporter participation round. If you haven't chosen a side yet, best voice your selection before this round is over in preparation for Round 4!
Supporters are as follows:
Team Del Murder:
Agent Proto
Calliope
Crop
Freya
Kalevala
Miriel
noxious.sunshine
Parker
Raistlin
Rantz
Shauna
Team Psychotic:
DK
Goldenboko
Iceglow
Jinx
Lenna
Locky
Mister Adequate
Scotty_ffgamer
shion
ToriJ
Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot.
Have fun.
Also: Do we have to keep these names for the duration?
Farty- it's in the bag, yo. There's eleventy billion songs you can choose from for this battle. If you need help- yeah ask me. I know tons of rap muzack yo.
who said it just has to be rap which is parodied, I could well like hearing Del have to parody something awful like Nightwish just to hear him fail to hit those high notes :P
No, and for the love of god, change your avatar, please.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aaron Freed
And that's it? That's all you got? Didn't see you solve a jumble in just three minutes, and I certainly didn't see any of your lovely new names for me getting limit breaked. By my count it's 2-0 to me. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
I changed the names and avatars. I didn't save Del's (I didn't even have my own saved) so I brought him into this new era of 84 x 84 avatars with a new Sonny avatar. He can change it to the original if he wants but I think it's a good look!
Oh yeah, and anyone who went to lonny bob's wedding will know exactly what song I'm gonna pick. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg
Hey guys what's going on in this thread
this round is going to suck because neither contestant is man or shameless enough to actually record thier raps good work shorty
I'm with parker here.
I am a loyal "Del-ite" but if one contender posts a live recording, my vote can be bought. I have unwavering faith that Del won't disappoint though.
PSYCH
Each contender will now be required to parody their own chosen song!
If you were attempting to shame the other with a poorly-chosen rap, too bad. /smug
OTIC
Sorry, I just couldn't let that go unfinished. Anyway that's lovely, I'd already started work on Mix-A-Lot :argh:
:jess:
TROLLED HARD
Damn youuuuuuuu!!!!
I had a good idea too. :( Back to the drawing board!
Wow if Tony's gonna illustrate his sick rap magic burns then he might just have this despite Paul's expertise in the field.
...I just keep being weirded out by Del's new giant avatar. I suppose my resistance to change officially means I'll be a smash in my profession, but still...
Well played, Sarah, +100000000000 points to you :D
Thanks, friends :love:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I'm still working on this, but since it might take me a while I thought I'd tease you with the intro:
First watch the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JphDdGV2TU
Oh, my, god. Locky, look at his post.
It is so long. It looks like,
one of those EoEO guys' rants.
But, you know, who understands those EoEO guys?
They only rep it, because,
it totally trolled that other post, 'kay?
I mean, that post, is just so long.
I can't believe it's just so wordy, it's like,
tl;dr, I mean - gross. Look!
It's just so ... boring!
Well played, Shorty.
Anyway, Del has a history of making excellent song parodies, so I have high hopes for this round! Psychotic will soon be Psycast-off once he's finally booted from staff!
So far I have tried to be fair and not pick a side, but Psy just picked one of my favorite "songs to sing while drunk" but Del is the best song parody person I know so idk what to do.
we all know that Del is secretly like the Justin Bieber of parody songs. He has a team of 14 writers working on something and what they manage to come out with is like an autistic child in a maternity ward "baby, baby, baby oooh, baby, baby, baby". Paul on the other hand is the Brian May of parody songs.
Well I hope these exercises add more than just a temporary distraction before the usual EoFF straight popularity contest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I will cast my vote at the end, I believe, so that I can be the best informed and take in all the evidence instead of wildly voting based on arbitrary factors. I must away and ~research~ in my Jiro Cave.
as an aside, I think we should force both of these two to sign up for the mafia game. seeing as it might be the last time for them to battle as the super admins in mafia, we should make it an epic sendoff. Especially with the last couple of games ending with Psy finally breaking his duck and getting Del. Can he make it a hat trick and see him off from staff and mafia? Or can Del claim king of Adminship and reclaim his Pauw-Mafia invincibilty? Make it happen!
Psychotic vs. Del Murder in the ultimate mafia showdown? Wouldn't that be something!Quote:
Originally Posted by DK
Two more rounds after this, cupcake! I did fulfill your wish of requesting a supporter participation round, so stick around for the next segment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jinx
Contenders have until EOD today to submit their raps! And tomorrow, we rally the supporters.
Now that this Thunderdome has started, I now understand the prophecy spoken of in that one book about magic or whatever.
This is still happening? Hurry up, I want to complain about whoever wins already.
You nerds need to exercise some patience. The stake of staff employment is on the line, and you need to take the time to consider all skills and talents before making a decision. :colbert:
del murda 4 eva tho really
Sorry, Tigmafuzz, but we have enough material here to fill seven books and eight movies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz
This is all I have so far, but I think it's pretty good:
I like long posts and I cannot lie
You other members can't deny
Also the title of my parody is 'Baby Got Rep'. The rest should write itself!
I belive this is in the (plastic?) bag.
Can I personally be the first to call bulltrout on your lies Del "Ondore" Murder?
You have managed to confuse me twice in that post.
Click.
(SPOILER)
Have you ever met a guy from the internet
Who promised you the Earth and left you with regret?
Let me tell ya how I became a Knight
I was chattin’ to a guy from the Eyes on site
He was posting all these songs in a parody thread
The members were dying, he was knocking them dead
I repped a couple of posts and he was enthused
He said, "How do you like my songs" I said, "I was very amused"
He asked me my name, I told him “It’s Hannah,
And Tony you don’t seem like a regular spammer”
We were trollin’ some threads, we were havin’ a laugh
When he PMed me and asked me to join staff
We played some mafia, and even though we lost
I wanted this admin, no matter what the cost
He sent me a photo, he had a cute neckbeard
But when I sprung the question, he acted kind of weird
Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man," he tried to pretend
He said, "No I don't, I only have a friend"
Come on, I'm not even goin' for it
This is what I'm goin' sing
Del, you got what I need but you say eest's just a friend
And you say eest's just a friend, oh Tony
You, you got what I need but you say eest's just a friend
But you say eest's just a friend, oh Tony
You, you got what I need but you say eest's just a friend
But you say eest's just a friend
So I took Murder’s word for it at this time
I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime
'Cause I have friends and that's a fact
Like shion, ToriJ, Jinx and ShlupQuack
Forget about that, let's go into the story
About a admin named Murder that adored me
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I was so excited when we got to meet
And even though he stank and was five foot seven
I still let him cyber me on FFXI
I was blown away with our dating situation
I had no idea he was such an abomination
We won Cutest Couple in the June Ciddies thread
I was so happy and believed him when he said
“It’s Del Murder and Miriel 4 eva”
‘til I saw he’d won Most Likely to get Together
With some guy named eestlinc so I asked again
I said, "Yo, who is eest?" "Oh, he's just a friend"
Don't gimme that, don't ever gimme that
Jus' bust this
Del, you got what I need but you say eest's just a friend
And you say eest's just a friend, oh Tony
You, you got what I need but you say eest's just a friend
But you say eest's just a friend, oh Tony
You, you got what I need but you say eest's just a friend
But you say eest's just a friend
Tony was my boy he was the love of my life
He gave me a ring and asked “be my wife?”
I broke down in tears, that I have to confess
I looked into his eyes and I whispered “yes”
We got a mountain of rep for our engagement thread
And six months later we were happily wed
I dashed up the stairs to the honeymoon suite
Waiting for my prince to sweep me off my feet
So I came into the room and I opened the door
Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin' my man in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart went down south
I didn’t know Tony was that much of a kink
Until I saw him being straddled by eestlinc
There were cuffs on his wrists and a carrot up his butt
Our eyes locked in horror as I slammed the door shut
So please listen to the message that I say
Don't ever talk to a mod who says he just has a friend
Thank god this is the one song you're meant to sing badly! :cool:
HOLY trout
Opinion beginning to sway.
holy smurfing trout
I...won't be able to follow that. You should have gone second! What a position you have put me in.
I won't throw in the towell just yet, but I'll call a spade a spade and say that was beautiful.
C'mon Del, I have faith in your awful singing abilities.
That said...I wouldn't want to follow that masterpiece.
It's just so perfect. 'eest's just a friend' -- brilliant. I'm not an emotional man but the shear beauty of that post brought a tear to my eye. It certainly rivals among the best EoFF parodies ever.
Ok, enough hyping my comptetition. I have work to do. I should probably caffeinate up if I want to do even a tenth as good as that was.
Del, we are still your team. You have our support. We know you can do this.
i mean wow, psy's dulcet tones tho. good luck
lol
That was awesome.
Give it up, Del. Shao Kahn just came from Outworld to point at you and say, "You will never win!" You can't argue with Shao Kahn.
That was... wow.
That was smurfing epic. What can I say, I said my boy was the Brian May of parody songs. Also THAT Intro xD
Alas Del, "Ondore" Murder (don't believe Ondore's lies duh) you say you love long posts and you cannot lie, but, you complain about my posts which are normally twice as long as the carrot Eest introduced you to. Hence I call Bulltrout on your parody lyrics.
Del, as your self appointed loyal consigliere, I advise you to do a better song.
I am also informed that Del has the staunch and unwavering support of the highly influential #eoff
SEEQuote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
You have until Del posts his rap to pick a side!
In other words, plenty of time.
End of the day, boss!
I thought I had 72 hours. Or is that another twist?
(I am unlikely to have anything completed by today due to other obligations.)
So I did say 72 hours. Very well! Tomorrow then :D Looks like you'll need it!
Philosophical question of the day: does Del having sex with eestlinc count as masturbation?
That was brilliant, Psy.
I made a sig on my phone for Murdy.
It was really pretty.
Apparently it was too big and couldn't be used. Also parker and crop were too lazy to resize it.
Starting to see some more sig supporters! So far I see Jinx, ToriJ, Scotty_ffgamer and Parker! We need more, more, more!
like we need diaamoonndss an' ruuuubbbbbiiiieeeesss?
Psychotic has the support of the government.
Sorry Del. but the walrus has the bag now hahaha
don't forget crop, who has changed his entire set! thats supportQuote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I can't remember either Tony or Pauw doing much in the way of admin work. Much of anything constructive, really. So I'll have to go with the only two cases I can recall.
Psy gave shion the pink color to her title because she's been trying to add to the site a good bit with walk-throughs, and articles, other literature pieces for the site. So that was kind. Then he went back to torturing Jiro, and basically doing the virtual equivalent of drawing magic marker penises on Steve's forehead. Really cutting edge leadership.
Del's only interaction with me was to tell me that my signature (that I'd had for like 4-6 months, and matched my car!) was too big. So he made me take it down. :cry: Then he went back to doing.....I dunno.....nobody knows. He's too lazy to even make his own opinion. I think he went back to being Miriel's foot stool.
Del does make great song parodies, but Psy just proved he can fill that role pretty well when inspired.
So, in conclusion, I'll take the merry, mischief maker over the listless, signature taker! :D
Ho ho ho, that's an endorsement.Quote:
Originally Posted by Timekeeper
yes but Del has the support of the AUSTRALIAN government
#eoff > any government
Del's fast running out of time is what he is. Gonna forfeit the game before he was ever truly in it at this rate :P
Fortunately, Psychotic has you as his champion so that at least gives me an outside chance.
Ooh, look at the big man picking on Steve. What's next on the Del Murder agenda, stomping on a kitten?
I'd be worried if it wasn't so pathetic that you think you actually might stand a chance.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
And Del, of all people, has an intimate knowledge of #eoff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
Some say Del is the father of #eoff.
Shorty, your post would offend me if I wasn't such a reasonable man.
To the masses I say - fear not. Del simply means to tease you by leaving his song for the last minute. I can assure you that he lives up to his name of 'Song Parody Master'.
Indeed. This will be the greatest parody of all time.
Some say.
Two hours remain, if my calculations are correct.
If Del Murder has not submitted his rap before end of day PST (so in three hours), the supporter round will be posted and we will extend his time a little bit as a kindness in order to give him a fighting chance against Psychotic, because lord knows he needs all the help he can get.
Del's rap is late? Miriel's in labor. I have decided it.
Anyone who has hosted the Ciddies knows I like to send these things in at the last minute.
Anyway, smurf the rules. I did have a good idea for Sir Mix-a-Lot but I didn't feel like doing it. I couldn't compete with Psy at his level anyway. I will never be able to outfunny or outclever him, but I can outclass him.
So here's what I came up with. I didn't sing it because it's not in my range, though someone else is free too. You probably know the tune, but if not:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moSFlvxnbgk
Let Staff Go
My welcome's worn in the staff forum
No time to check new threads
A pm box of emptiness, and many posts marked unread
The staff is bickering over Loony BoB's latest rant
Couldn’t read it all, tried to care but can't
Don’t change that name, don’t mod that post
Resist the urge to be the Ciddies host
Go spam, don’t ban, don’t let them know
Well now they knowwwww
Let staff go, let staff go
Can’t enforce the rules anymore
Let staff go, let staff go
Forum policy's such a bore
I don’t care who the next Knight will be
Let the forums reign on
I'd rather spend more time with my family.
It’s funny how this website
Makes 10 years seem small
Where most the staff that came before me
No longer post at all
It’s time for this next chapter of my life
With a member who became my lovely wife
No reps, no warns, no rules for me,
I’m freeeee
Let staff go, let staff go
Hope to post more than eest and Rye
Let staff go, let staff go,
I'll miss Rantz, foa, and Psy
Here I'll post, The Lounge and Gen SE
Let the forums reign on...
My April Fools pranks tricked both members and the staff
My song parodies and jokes made everyone laugh
And Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight was the best event we saw
Visited SE with Shlup
And don't forget Quina
Let staff go, let staff go
And I’ll win Best Veteran every year
Let staff go, let staff go
The enforcer just shed a tear...
Here I post, in the Thunderdome
Let the forums reign onnnnnnnn
Eyeson will still always be my home.
Bold move, going against contest rules. I bent them myself with my little stunt, so I'll award you some points for doing the same. :shobon:
I am surprised nobody else saw your stunt coming :jiro:
The lyrics are good, but the lack of performance leaves me wanting. Now I'm just plain undecided who I'm rooting for. :mymelbert:
You could be the dark horse.
Damn it Del, you got me singing this song all morning!!! lol
Yes, the lyrics are good, but the absence of a performance means I must give this round to Psy.
I have designated Lenna as my voice for this round. Hop to it.
Can't out do Paul eh, thats ok Del, not every man is built the same ;)
errr I'll have to think about that Del, :P would be assisting the opposite team haha. I've been told no by my master but am slightly swayed.
EDIT: Ok so I'm recording it, but it might be tomorrow as I'm having to sing it quietly and I really wanna belt it out....however I just had an amazing clip of Psy singing a snippet of the rose. He's a great singer!! (No I'm not sharing I just thought I'd say :P)
I think they all know how great of a singer I am from the Biz Markie incident.
My client reserves the right not to sing his own creation.
http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/i...ps8ef1b989.png
http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/i...ps42eedd49.jpgVS.http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/i...psd5828e83.jpg
"You hoodlums don't own these streets.
And I've had all the rough-house I can put up with around here.
You want to kill each other? Kill each other, but you ain't gonna do it on my beat.
Are there any questions?"
Nobody's certain how the paint wars got started. All we know is they got mean, then they got nasty, then they got weird. The Sharks started moving in on The Jets territory, and soon Jets were littering Shark tags with moustaches, ballerina tutus, language like "shark grannies wear combat boots". The Sharks gotta fight back! The Jets gotta defend their turf!
Team Psychotic, you are The Jets.
Team Del Murder, you are The Sharks.
Make a name for your gang here - Graffiti S.W.A.T. - Paint Online Graffiti (and then post it here, obvsly)
Your goal is to blast your opposing team with superior graffiti! What do you go with? Lies and slander? Boasting about how great your own gang is? Maybe you just want to paint a picture of a smiling pineapple, and that's okay, too. You have 36 hours to cause as much chaos with your spray paint as you can!
DON'T LET YOUR GANG LEADER DOWN, NERDS! They're counting on you!
I feel like this is a job for a tablet with capacitive stylus. I can't seem to do sheeeeeit with a mouse right now.
I'm using a laptop trackpad, nerd.
Do your graffiti in paint or take a screenshot! :D
Fifty points from Team Del Murder for slander of the ref.
Totally worth it.
Fifty more for obstinance. :colbert:
Fine. :shobon:
http://i.imgur.com/Fvlk8Jq.png
Okay, I'll give fifty back.
and one more from me since I just now discovered extra colors other than red.
http://i.imgur.com/Uawtvjl.png
Edit; I'm doing Del no justice with this. :(
http://i.imgur.com/sCmNSAn.png
I think Proto is the true champion here but I had to contribute something
http://i58.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...ou:/qowxux.png
I really like Proto's creative use of multiple colors and shading. Jets better step up the effort!
ahahaha oh my god, my favorite so far xD
http://i405.photobucket.com/albums/p...Policecopy.png
Wait, what was this about again?
I decided to actually fulfil the brief listed by Shorty unlike all the Del Murder supporters.
http://i60.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...u:/2uihlbr.png
ok so it turns out the website only shows so mch of the template i didnt know im sorry
also thats a walrus btw
What is the walrus doing to the shark? Is it... is it backing up into it? Is something dangerously inappropriate about to happen?
It looks like Del Murder is in need of some more support now that the Jets have taken to coming out of the woodwork for their leader!
Thank you to Jiro for the smiling pineapple. I hoped someone would.
It's a representation of what the sharks are gonna do to Psy
theres a very good reason mr shark is so happy
sharks we need you more than ever. get the spray out. get tagging. for the sharks. for del.
It is so so weird seeing Del's avatar being of a size where I can actually see it and the features aren't mangled by the tininess.
Quality vs. quantity. Kind of like Del vs. Psy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I'm impressed with the participation from the supporters for this round! Thanks for the effort, everyone :jess:
About twelve hours left!
Proto stop doing so good you bastard
Is that a hat for Del Murder?
Clearly it is missing Malaysian airlines flight 370 leading the Jets to lose.
Jesus Christ.
Congrats to Del Murder for snagging the elusive witty fire_of_avalon onto his team!
oh that's a plane sorry your artwork is very abstract
This is unfair, I was busy with work yesterday evening and now have work again today. Who gives 36 hours anyway?! It should have been 48 during a midweek round damnit!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
You gonna bark all day, little doggy? :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
Posts made in the past week:
Del Murder: 90
Psychotic: 60
Rep received in the past week:
Psychotic: 43
Del Murder: 18
Mmm mmm, who's yo' godfather now, beeyotch? :cool:
Attachment 52570
...it's a dead walrus.
Final count for graffitied pieces
jets: 9
sharks: 8
Well done teams!
Sorry, friend, we're trying to not drag this thing on forever so it doesn't lose steam :shobon:Quote:
Originally Posted by CropThis is unfair, I was busy with work yesterday evening and now have work again today. Who gives 36 hours anyway?! It should have been 48 during a midweek round damnit!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
LAST ROUND POSTING IN THE NEXT FEW MINUTES
#romewillburn
I make it 4-0 to me at the moment. I don't know whether to go for the clean sweep or just chill out and talk about my favourite sandwiches for this last round
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http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/i...sef3f2419.jpeg
VS
This is the final round. The end all.
One of these two contenders is a mafia member. One of them has already made a night kill of Jiro. Poor Jiro's body was found facedown in the harbor between a couple of fishing boats. If we don't stop the mafia member before the sun goes down, they will kill again!
Your mission, spectators and townfolks, is to listen to these two contenders plead their cases, and determine which of them you are going to lynch. This round will end in 36 hours; you may not call for a lynching sooner.
Spectators, choose wisely. You will only get one chance to apprehend the offending mafia fiend! You alone will determine the outcome of this round as you listen to Psychotic and Del Murder claim their innocence.
Consider the following: Your own selected contender may be mafia. You, supporters, are the town. The mafia is not your friend. Therefore, your selected contender is not your friend if they are mafia. They may choose you to kill if you choose to lynch the wrong contender! It could be any one of you!
Understand that this round is not about supporting contenders, it is about town vs. mafia, and you need to find out which one of these two jerkwads murdered Jiro and threw him in the bay!
Psychotic and Del Murder, you'd better come to some quick thinking about your alibis!
*Jiro's ghost is still hanging abouts and did not see his killer, but he might have some interesting theories about who might want him dead! Jiro can still speculate on the mafia member.
**This is not a normal game of mafia so if there is any confusion, please let me know and I will explain. This is more of a Mafia Whodunit - just try to find the murderer. :shobon:
After this round ends, you will all vote on the performances of the contenders throughout this thunderdome to determine who will step down and into retirement. We'll worry about that later, though. Focus on the round at hand. :jess:
Jiro? My condolences to his family and friends. Top lad. A tragic loss.
The case for my innocence is as thus: Ham sandwiches are pretty good. Oh, and beef. Have you ever had cold beef in a sandwich? It's sorta great. If you want a really out there one, hard boiled egg slices and cucumber slices. I know it sounds sort of odd but trust me it works so well.
Thank you for your consideration.
If I'm dead then it is obvious who the killer is. Really now. :shobon:
Also why does this keep happening to me? I'm sick of dying. :(
Don't forget: it's a girl's bike! :jiro:
it had to be smurfing mafia didnt it
So, wait. What determines the winner? The person with the most supporters who chose correctly? What if both sides lynch the wrong guy? I think we should cut our losses and just lynch them both.
I realize that the odds are stacked against me, especially since Jiro was one of Psy's supporters, but I would never kill him. I have been one of his strongest champions. I supported him for staff, twice, and also sent him countless pms begging him to stay despite all of those awful words Loony BoB was saying about him in the secret Admin forum. Sure, the kid has a few screws loose, but what prominent EoFF member doesn't? Not only does killing him prevent us from completing about a dozen EoFF pranks we had in the works, but he was The Chosen One. The One who would bring balance back to the staff. Or maybe that was Locky. I forget. Anyway, this clearly the act of Psychotic to both off one of his more unpredictable supporters while pinning the blame on me the whole time.
##Vote: Psychotic
The winner of this round is whichever candidate who survives, the loser of this round is whichever candidate who ends up getting lynched. It is not supporters vs. supporters or sides vs. sides in this round. It is town (supporters) vs. mafia (whoever killed Jiro). Your job is to make the best educated guess as to who did it - Psychotic or Del Murder? The majority vote at the end will result in the lynching. Sides will not be taken into account, only votes of who to lynch. Does that make sense?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kalevala
Who would want Jiro dead? Del Murder is a very good candidate, as since making a decision on who to support, Jiro has gone full steam ahead on the Train Psychotic. But if Psychotic were the murderer, choosing to kill one of his own puts Del Murder in a prime spot for blame. So who do you think it is?
Ah, but Del would know that people would think it was a double bluff by me to kill one of my own supporters, and he has certainly planted the suggestion that it was the case. Thus it was a triple bluff by him, which gains him the death of one of the opposition team and he has ammunition to fire at me with. :holmes:
Just lynch them both.
I'm amenable to that.
There can only be one.
I'm going to go with my gut here and say it was a suicide
You guys are pretty terrible at this. Mafia is going to get away with another murder if we don't start pointing some fingers!
What a terrible way to end thunderdome. Psy supporters are no doubt going to try to lynch Del, and Del supporters are going to lynch Psy.
#Vote: Shorty
Keep it up, Proto, and I am going to advise mafia to put you in the bay next.
Bring it on!
That's just what you would want us to think I wanted them to think!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Look around, I have been helping the town this entire time. I got those scum Goldenboko, leader of mortals, and Sir Lancealot all lynched. How can I be the last mafia? Why would I go after my teammates like that? Now look at Psychotic, here are some of his posts from the last few days:
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Originally Posted by Psychotic
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Originally Posted by Psychotic
Does that really sound like someone with our best interest in mind?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I want to answer your question, Del, with yes.... but only for the name Colonel Del Mustard.
I'm only hoping Jiro didn't end up dead simply because he role called the first round and started voting and unvoting for everyone again.
An impressive display of evidence from Del Murder painfully incriminating to Psychotic. What do we think of this? Can Del Murder be trusted? Is Psychotic a deranged criminal out to murder us all in our beds?
Could Del have done it? I mean, no one's really that easy going and laid back all of the time, surely. A new family to support, housing to find, these are stressful times, man.
As Del's legal representative I feel as though it would be morally wrong to vote on this issue.
Thankfully I am very corrupt and have no morals.
##Vote: Psychotic
I wish this had been themed in a different way.
Sorry, love :(
Eh, at least it is an interesting framework I suppose. Ham sandwiches are my favourite, and Del Murder is not exactly lying with his statements, so it does bring their alibis into question.
Del Murder boasts of his own innocence yet surrounds himself with corrupt individuals within power of the law and court who have no morals... Curious, very curious indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crop
About twenty-four hours left!
Only three votes so far, and Psychotic is not in favor...
Crop: ##vote psychotic
Del Murder: ##vote psychotic
Jinx: ##vote del murder
Anyone and everyone is welcome to vote on a lynch, whether you have been actively participating in this thunderdome or not!
##vote del murder
Just to make it a tie :3:
Why didn't you count my vote? :mad2:
BECAUSE YOU VOTED ME
who did you actually vote for
I vote for you? Oh, well I meant to really vote for Psychotic. :shobon:
Agent Proto: ##vote psychotic
Crop: ##vote psychotic
Del Murder: ##vote psychotic
Jinx: ##vote del murder
shion: ##vote del murder
Follow me EoFF! I will lead you to your salvation!
I have reviewed the current evidence, and I find myself iffy. Psychotic has good taste in sandwiches, but he has not said much in this case. I do want to trust someone who has good taste in sandwiches, but his inactivity adds suspicion. Of course, he admitted before the round began what he would do: discuss sandwiches. He has followed through with his word, building his trust for me.
Del, on the other hand, has tried to provide evidence against Psychotic. However, I see no condemnation in the evidence he has provided.
Neither have provided much of an alibi for themselves, but Del's last post has left me very concerned. I think Del may be trying to get us to join a cult with him at the lead. When he says he will lead us to salvation, is there a sinister meaning behind it? Could he really be leading us to salvation... through our deaths? Del seems to be very tricksy, I say.
##vote: Del Murder
You'll go far with critical thinking and a sharp wit like that, Scotty.
And we are at another tie:
Agent Proto: ##vote psychotic
Crop: ##vote psychotic
Del Murder: ##vote psychotic
Jinx: ##vote del murder
Scotty_ffgamer: ##vote del murder
shion: ##vote del murder
I don't understand mafia, it scares and confuses me. I ##vote Marick.
I find it highly suspicious that Del has said nothing about his sandwich preferences.
How can I trust someone if I don't know what he likes between two slices of bread?
del may be part of a criminal organisation but murder for him is business.
jiro is just a kid, there's no reason for del to off him.
##vote psy
What do you guys think about subway sandwiches? I don't mean Subway sandwiches I mean subway sandwiches, although I appreciate the former is always the latter, the latter isn't always necessarily the former.
What reason does Psychotic have to off him?Quote:
Originally Posted by Parker
Psy wanted to make a hero sandwich out of Jiro.
Psychotic, how do you respond?
I think it's quite famously documented that at an EoFF meet up I had a kangaroo burger and I was not a fan. Thus the idea that I wish to eat more Australian meat is absurd and I think that proves Proto's theory entirely wrong. :holmes:
I expect him to withdraw his vote in due course.
he's a big jerk dork is why (psy i mean)Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
About twelve hours left to cast your votes.
I was very disappointed but I can't overly blame you. You are from the motherland, a little uppity and whatnot. But thank you for not eating my corpse, jolly good of you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I reject the assertion that I am just a kid. I am dead, so any reference to me should be in past tense, and also I am 21 so I am an adult even in that backwater nation known as the USA. :colbert: Where is your respect Parker gosh.
Time for plan B.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
##daykill: Parker
*gasp* could this be it, the fabled daykill?!
Did Psychotic just expose himself as mafia?
I'm the Sandwich Enthusiast. Once per day I get to poison a sandwich and give it to someone. You'll note I said per day, and not per night, thus I am proved innocent of Jiro's death.
Hmm...
I don't like people smurfing with my sandwiches.
##vote Psychotic
Uhhhh moderator please announce Parker's death thank you.
sorry i was trying to make you appear younger and more innocent, making psychotic's sick crime of MOIDAH MOST 'ORRID all the more 'orridQuote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
note to self: never accept a sandwich from psy
idk if im dead or what so uh sorry i guess?
moderator is driving
also it's only Parker
Parker is dead guys
Apology not accepted you soggy *snip* tea towel.
Look you're a friend and you're my superior but we can't be having insults like that thrown around casually. Consider this a warning.
p. offended by the above two posts which are also incriminating..... mod conspiracy. they want del lynched and now theyre killing his supporters?
anyone rational reading should now know who to vote for.
- my last words as i fade away from thsi realm
Conspiracy in what manner? I can't control the actions of the contenders!
We all know that if you're name is Del Murder, you have a coke snorting m-16 wielding mafia member for an avatar it's not going to look good regardless of the pleas you make.
##Vote Del
##vote Psy
Poor parker. :(
No one hurts my parker.
##Vote Psy
did none of you actually see this? We did the teams thing last round. We've moved on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Come on gang stop being unimaginative and boring and voting for me just 'cause you back Del. Same for the Psychoticaholics, go hog wild and vote for me if you think I'm guilty. Though I think Del staying in hiding is pretty much a smoking god damn gun. Either way have some fun with it, jeez louise.
I propose profile smurferies for everyone who votes for the townie over the mafia, which I will gladly deliver. Stakes just got raised.
i'm having fun and that is what matters
All Psy's talk of sandwiches makes me think this is what happened to Jiro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0cv8UCTGDw#t=24 (NSFW)
DEAD MEN CAN'T TALKQuote:
Originally Posted by Parker
I put on my detective cap and could find literally no clues so I just went with my gut feeling. Psy is p evil.
I'm basing my opinion and vote on the fact that Del likes mafia clips and films too much it seems to me he's the type to triple bluff people utterly believable. Plus who doesn't like a cold beef sandwich dude?