Aha, yeah it's not who I thought, I thought:Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
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Guess I'm at the bottom( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
As for the final boss music, you should get Steve and Bubba to sing it.
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Aha, yeah it's not who I thought, I thought:Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
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Guess I'm at the bottom( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
As for the final boss music, you should get Steve and Bubba to sing it.
He did make you a Disney Princess. Not bad.
That's "Lazy and kinda slobby Sailor Moon.", along with your friend "Fierce Lara Croft".
So Lazy and Slobby Sailor Moon is Jinx, obviously. Who's the third one?
Does that make her Tara Croft?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jinx
I've always loved this little 16-bit classic. It has some pretty cool layered melodies, a motivated driving sound, and there's people out there that have done covers with real instruments in lots of different styles. Plus it goes for a little over 3 minutes before it loops. Apparently it's pretty popular in South America, who knew?Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticNope! All mixed up.Quote:
Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg
I don't know about a final boss theme, but it seems like it would fit somewhere. Like a boss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45xpqOPbFdQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c04d17cGuog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEA0BLnpOtg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZKQm8wBsn4
The final battle should just have the entirety of the les miserables soundtrack to playing in the background.
I do think it would be good to have some sort of song parody. You could even make a contest out of it or something to see who could write the best parody lyrics to Eyes on Me or something if you could get someone to sing it.
Edit: also, Do You Hear The People Sing parody could be cool. You could get everyone to try to send you audio clips of them singing and put it all together into one cheesy, beautiful mess.
I am actually working on that hype version of Eyes on Me Karifean mentioned, no joke :P
Include me in the screenshot.
@Psychotic, you have not confirmed my presence. I'm waiting.
This game is going to get huge on Steam. Then all the legends the game shows about this forum will grow in the public consciousness. A Eyes on Final Fantasy cinematic universe, or EoFFCU will be born. Psy gives everyone a dollar.
i am iron man-tle
Here's another good song from Square's golden era, from a forgotten gem of a game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za2X4DxFd70&index=11&list=PLVDDl9QjMbTKH9_ldpS141l7glMuwJQUQ
I probably don't have the capacity to play this game for myself because I don't own a proper PC, and I am also a newb so no one knows or cares about me
But is it too late for me to be like a random piss-easy enemy or minor questgiver or background corpse or friend of Pumpkin who gets killed in the prologue or something
Aww I know about you
Better yet, make me Hedonism-bot and make KK my love-boy Djambi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtqRKO5RXgA
This is why I can't have friends
Oh, I know you. You're the Telltale Apologist :stare:Quote:
Originally Posted by KleinerKiller
Just to use this as an opportunity to make my stance clear, I'm happy to include as many people as possible, even if they've only been a member for an hour, or if they're a lurker who rarely posts. I want everyone to feel welcome and a part of the community.
Yay thank you you're the best even though your subjective opinions of games I like are wrooooong~Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Psy if Pumpkin becomes ice does that mean I can be the water element? :ohdear:
Psy said it's okay to clog up his thread with annoying suggestions, so here's a great one.
A trap remix of a pretty badass Metroid song. I love it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFCirjNTvhE
EDIT: original track is called Lower Brinstar
I think that's Christmas doing the Ciddies Sweep. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno
If WK has already been chosen for the character, then ignore me. My personal vote would go to Rantzien but that's only because he's my favorite. If you wanted the true secret champion of EoFF to be your secret character, then pick Samuraid.
The final boss music would depend on the final boss. If it was Loony BoB, then the chocobo theme (maybe the angry one). If it was Sean, then use Cid Highwind's theme. If it was me, use the Godfather theme. Etc etc.
No matter what it is, this looks like a fun ride.
You've put some amazing work into this, it looks awesome! Speaking of games, didn't someone make one several years ago? I don't think it was a full-blown rpg, though.
Psy made BAotW Forever a long time ago, and before that we had Sick Irony.
Flying Mullet's EoFF webgame: http://www.homemade-websites.com/javascriptgame
Also, I'm now good on music! Thanks everyone for suggestions. I've also had a couple of awesome tracks composed by EoFFers, so there'll be some original songs in there too.
I feel like going on an EoFF game binge now
Don't, I bloody spent two hours yesterday after playing Flying Mullet's game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
I just wanted to give an update on development to you all. I have fixed a bug which meant that Shauna did not have facial expressions, and was stuck in permanent resting bitch face mode. As it turns out, there were two Shaunas, one that was in the party and one that was not. The one that was not in the party was making all of the expressions while the one in the party was just :|ing everything which confused and amused the hell out of me in equal measure.
This is the best thingQuote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticDon't, I bloody spent two hours yesterday after playing Flying Mullet's game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
I just wanted to give an update on development to you all. I have fixed a bug which meant that Shauna did not have facial expressions, and was stuck in permanent resting bitch face mode. As it turns out, there were two Shaunas, one that was in the party and one that was not. The one that was not in the party was making all of the expressions while the one in the party was just :|ing everything which confused and amused the hell out of me in equal measure.
Why did you remove it
:colbert: I have more than one expression
Bugs are both annoying and awesome.
can you make two krissys
and maybe just make it an h-game because of that
We about to fight.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jinxno one caresQuote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
Where've you been hiding Pauper?
Stage left, I heard
Development update: I'm hopeful of having something out in a week! Maybe Monday or Tuesday.
Development update 2: I have spent this entire day adding as many awful puns as physically possible into this game. I absolutely went smurfing overboard and then some with them. If you don't like puns, you will not like this game.
Why do you hate me and everything I hold dear PaulQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Music is coming along nicely too, btw
You hate terrible puns? Real talk, are you the next Hitler?
The real Hitler is people are people like you who think this kind of trout makes good humor
I die a little inside every time I'm forced to play an Ace Attorney game simple because of how overloaded with puns they are
(I'm sure this'll be fun though :p)
puns are greats. you're wrong once again, fynn
I love puns! Seriously they're one of my favorite forms of humor.
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Originally Posted by Freya
Hitler? But she's done nothing wrong!
Stealing this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
Spoilers!
Spoiler? But she's done nothing right!
I need to stop now.
Never stop.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
Fynn will at least be pleased that 95% of the puns are optional side puns. The first boss spits puns at you non stop but he's a skeleton, and that's a realistic portrayal of skeleton social behaviour.
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO
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Can't wait to play this when it's fynnished.
There should be a pun-based attack that somehow deals double damage to Fynn's character.
Pun-ishing Heat
I support this wholeheartedly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
Pun should just be one of the elements and Fynn is weak against it. And Psychotic absorbs it.
It does sound Pun-tastic.
Guh, I just read this entire thread this evening. This is all a fascinating and pleasantly surprising turn of events. Can't wait to clown around with it. Brings back fond memories of Mullet's game.
You could have an option battle arena in true EoFF Thunderdome fashion, but instead of the Thunderdome it's the PUN-DERDOME!
(I'll get my coat)
URGENT HELP NEEDED
i need as many cat puns as you can possibly think of
Catastrophe?
Pussy destroyer?
You cat to be kitten me.
It's Super Trooper time
If you haven't seen it, look up the meow scene, where they replace all the "now" words in a sentence with "meow". Meow do you know how fast you were going sir? Give me your license and registration right meow sir
They do a better job than I can explain...
All I can think about is how electric magic is Watts of fun.
How did I not notice this thread earlier?
I'll be a bit disappointed if I'm not an enemy.
I'll respond with another quote.Quote:
Originally Posted by Depression Moon
You know me so well, Mold Friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
Also, Paul. Am I in this or not? This is an important question.
You came back, just for that? I see how it isQuote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
I really don't think I was that missed, but I hope you're well, old friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by VykYou came back, just for that? I see how it isQuote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
Maybe not on the whole I suppose, but you're still in my circle. And it is good to see you again. I am doing well actually, and I hope the same for you. I always wish the best for my favorite people of EoFF of old. Still fond memoriesQuote:
Originally Posted by Dignified PauperI really don't think I was that missed, but I hope you're well, old friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by VykYou came back, just for that? I see how it isQuote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
You were on the verge of being in the team, with a three way shoot out between yourself, Squall Leonhart Loire and Bubba. You could've had it all, man! But you let it slip. Now you just sell armour for a living!Quote:
Originally Posted by Slothy
Yes. Everyone who posts in this thread will be in it, although the cut off point for that will be soon. I'm going to give you a little sailor hat because I think you'll look cute in it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
You should have a weapon in it called Vincent's Thunder Rod.
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Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God
Also what day of the week works best for you all for a release? My plan is to release it next week, between the 19th to the 23rd. I've found that EoFF is basically dead (like in the game!) on weekends so didn't know if that would be a good idea, but it would also give you all more time to play it. I estimate it'll be between 3 to 5 hours total for the average player but I haven't done my final play test yet so I couldn't tell you.
I'm going to be incapacitated from the 23rd to the 24th at least and on bed rest for a few days after that SO THAT TIME WOULD BE PERFECT as I would have the time to play it.
but stormblood...
I may have missed this somewhere in the thread, but what are you going to release it on?
Can it be on the 22nd? It's my birthday
It'll just be available to play on PC.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lyndis Highwind
Seeing as I won't be able to play this on release due to having no working laptop or computer, will someone please do a Let's Play of this???
Not sure how armour can be used to effectively kill a man but I'm sure I'd have suggestions for my customers.Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticYou were on the verge of being in the team, with a three way shoot out between yourself, Squall Leonhart Loire and Bubba. You could've had it all, man! But you let it slip. Now you just sell armour for a living!Quote:
Originally Posted by Slothy
I'm most looking forward to seeing all the random ass people in this game. I know you're sticking in everyone who posted in this thread but I'd love to see some old peeps who didn't post. like themagicroundabout as a coked up hobo or something. Aaron Freed goes on an unskippable 3 hour tirade about shoddy audio engineering and how it smurfed up the last Metallica album
I've been so good! I'm sort of successful these days, despite what rumors you may hear. I mostly just keep up with old EoFFers via Social Media these days. The Twitters and the Facebook. I drop by here like once every six months, or when I need to make a post about an upcoming FF.Quote:
Originally Posted by VykMaybe not on the whole I suppose, but you're still in my circle. And it is good to see you again. I am doing well actually, and I hope the same for you. I always wish the best for my favorite people of EoFF of old. Still fond memoriesQuote:
Originally Posted by Dignified PauperI really don't think I was that missed, but I hope you're well, old friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by VykYou came back, just for that? I see how it isQuote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
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Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
I do too. I approve. Please ensure there is a gag item called "Marick's Script" and ensure that the item description talks about Old Manus exiting stage left.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psy
wow
Bikini armor for bubba dlc 9.99 USD
Heard it here first
Incidentally bikini armor is already in the game. It is worn exclusively by Raistlin.
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Originally Posted by Psychotic
So, some news! I have finished work on the game. The compressed RAR file clocks in at a much-higher-than-i-thought 321 MB. I think half of that is music.
There have however been some real difficulties in deployment because RPG Maker is a bag of balls. Long story short, and this is perhaps more for FFNut's benefit than anyone else's as I know he uses it too, if you use any game asset such as a sound, song or image through a plug in and not the in game editor, the deployment engine decides it's unused and leaves it out of the final deployment. Thus when you go into battle with, say, theundeadhero, he apparently doesn't exist and the game crashes or is stuck on a permanent hanging loading screen.
My weekend will now be spent extensively playtesting and trying to make it crash. Maybe I'll enlist a Stormblooder or two to help me so they can experience it before their new addiction is released! :p Anyway, consider this an apology in advance if it's a buggy piece of trout that crashes. I'm hooooooopeful I've cleared out most of the issues already though. Famous last words.
Stormblood is in early access but we can literally not access story quests due to congestion so why not. x3
Woooo! Exciting stuff I'm looking forward to playing it and seeing if I appear at all :)
Pretty sure you're in the trailer!
Not much to say but lol that trailer was awesome. Hope it ends up amazingly
Thank you very much!Quote:
Originally Posted by Galuf
As an update, development has all but finished and the testing process is well under way. I have even enlisted the help of a good ol' EoFFer to help me test! There's still a lot of bugs (and I have also noticed and fixed some in the version I sent them, SORRY IN ADVANCE) but we're really getting there. I am hopeful (not certain) of a release in the next couple of days.
Also I am annoyed because I was so close to going through the whole thing unbeaten and a certain jerkward boss decided to spam Silencega at my mage heavy team 4 times in a row and I had him down to a slither of health and ARGH. :colbert: I am somewhat worried about the difficulty, because I want everyone to experience a Game Over or two or five. But I also don't want it to be Dark Souls difficult either. I'll give strategy tips to anyone who is stuck!
When your own ganes rng hates you
Oh? I'll have to watch again!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
Just don't do a ME: A Psy and rush the game out early!
Oh okay I saw me after reading the comments
Well, no fears on that. I am happy to confirm I have successfully completed my test run and smashed every single bug I found along the way and then some. That's not to say there won't be any bugs I've missed because I'm mostly a one man band, but there shouldn't be anything game breaking. ...I hope. The final bug was my favourite. There are 5 optional bosses, and if you beat them all you get a secret ending after the credits. Except the game had it the wrong way around - you got the ending if you'd beaten 0-4 of them and if you'd beaten all 5 you'd get nothing! Oops!Quote:
Originally Posted by Formalhaut
Anyway, what does this mean? Well, I'm done! Fynn is composing and tightening a couple of excellent musical numbers for the game, and then when he's done that we're good to go! So when is it coming out?
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Say hello to the new Eyes on Final Fantasy and your home.
Oh, and for those who are interested in how long it will be, my final playtime was 4:19 and that does not include the playtime lost when I had Game Overs. Yes, I died to my own bosses. Three of them. Two of them were bloody close and I am displeased :colbert:
Don't worry! I'm hurrying the smurf up!
Im really interested to hear the music fynn lol.
Don't get your hopes up lol
Nah man ive seen your art. Well I know its not the same but you talk about music all tye time xD. I dunno. Anyway guess waiting must be done. GoodluckoQuote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
Not much waiting left!
I hope...
Okay, tomorrow is now set for launch! (provided my new internet connection works so I can upload it...)
I know that's also Stormblood day and I'm sorry. But hey I figure y'all will be obsessed with that for weeks so may as well post it tomorrow when it's done rather than wait. It'll still be there when you have a bit more time for non-XIV games.
I wonder if you can play it on phone hmm. And about ffxiv im sure people can play both well msybe not who knows lol. Raubahn savage is gone so... eh anyway I speak irrelevance.
Well... yesterday fpr 90% of the early accesers lol
I've been excited about this for months and can't wait to finally play it!
:excited:
GOD! THE WAIT IS FINALLY OVER!! CAN I HAVE THE REAL GAME!? THE PRE-FINISHED GAME IS ALREADY BETTER THAN FFXV!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I did!! Oh EoFF Idol! :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
Then i remembered you dun like the Elder Scroll Series...:mymelbert: