Oh, yeah. Bond, that'll be on the 17th, just so you know. It's really annoying when nobody stops me. The capital we get from the movies just doesn't climb up as fast. =/ Pity, that.

EDIT: Leave the deadlock. I like the dark, and I know Stef likes it too. Stef has a thing for closets :p

That reminds me, it's Sniper's birthday in a couple of days. *makes him a present out of some of the prom decorations*

*awaits Loony GoldfingeR to reveal his evil plans since he thinks he's won, like they always do*

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That reminds me, it's Sniper's birthday in a couple of days. *makes him a present out of some of the prom decorations*

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Oooooo. Rawk on. *joins Shlup*

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EDIT: Leave the deadlock. I like the dark, and I know Stef likes it too. Stef has a thing for closets :p

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But if there's a deadlock on the door, then how do new people come in? We need more people here. Especially women. More, remember?

Peace
The Man

.WuT. *asks Shlup to dance*

:tongue:

*hides behind Manly from Chef* Don't hurt me, you saucy beast!

*semi-dances with Shlup while he's protecting her :p*

Peace
The Man

*cries*:cry::cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :eek: omg. i forgot. my muffins in the oven! *runs to school oven*

*shakes her groove thang... or something*

Groovy. *grooves and boogies*

Peace
The Man

*takes The Man's mask off* Look Shlup. Ugh. : )

Bah... Ok, so I'm still dead but that didn't stop Michael Jackson in the Thriller video so it ain't gonna stop me... *snipes the deadlock*

OK? Happy now? *snipes Del Bond* Bad Bond... baaaaaaaaaaaad Bond...

B-b-but he's The Man! And he wants to dance with me! *swoon*

*hits EoFF Sniper with a iron pan* HAHAHAHA. *takes sniper rifle* I own. Period.

Mask? MASK??! That was no mask; that was my effing face you just ripped off! You'll pay for this...

*falls over, "swooning" in proper FFIV style*

Sniper? After all we've been through!

*heartbroken*

*is dying*

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MASK??! That was my effing face you just ripped off! You'll pay for this...

*falls over, "swooning" in proper FFIV style*

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*laughs out loud*

No, really. I did. No one else is home.

*steps out of the closet*

Heeeey. Who shot the deadlock?

*notices Bond*

Ewww.

*pulls out his OTHER sniper rifle and snipes the Chef*

You cannot defeat me, I'm just too damn good... besides, I'm already dead XP

EDIT: Uhh... that would have been me Stef, now go and... uhh... do your thing with BooB... err...

Alright, who distracted me and my g-

Oh, uh, heh... hi Snipe.

*pause*

I'll be going over here now... *flees*

Hahaha. Guess what? You shot my iron pan that was underneath my clothes. Lets call a truce Mr.Sniper. I'll cook you food.

mumbleReally. You can't kill a dead person.

Anyone gotta Phoenix Tail?

[bigspoiler=Peace]The Man[/bigspoiler]

That's it, Chef just has to die now.

*Dances ravishly* *WoooooOOooOoOoOoOOoT*

*shoots HalifaxChef in the head*

I guess I just made myself the prom bouncer, didn't I? Oh well, Sparky is dateless so he's got no reason to hang around here at the moment...

Chefs never die. Hahahaha.

*shrug*

*dances with Manly*

The EoFF Prom: When School Proms Turn Into School Shootings™.

*dances happily with Shlup, despite all the bloodshed going on around him*

Peace
The Man

*bleeds all over the dance floor*

Anybody got a band-aid?

Heh. I'm wounded, "swooning" even, but I'm still dancing. Don't let it stop you, Mr Bond.

But I'm warning you: If you decide to steal Shlup from me in the middle of this dance, the results will not be pretty...

Peace
The Man

*splashes in Del's blood as she dances*

Wheeeeeeeee!!

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The EoFF Prom: When School Proms Turn Into School Shootings™.

*dances happily with Shlup, despite all the bloodshed going on around him*

Peace
The Man

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After negotiations with various censors, we've been forced to put a rating on this thread. *nods*

Awww. You may be a womanizer but it's not nice to not give someone a bandaid.

*gives Del Bond a bandaid and twirls off after Daniel*

I'm scared now... I don't wanna get shot *retires for the specially prepared room for him and Bunny* :joey:

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*splashes in Del's blood as she dances*

Wheeeeeeeee!!

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Kinky! I like it.

*cough*

Thanks Thorny, you're the best, in more ways than one.

*wishes BJ didn't have to get dressed for work so she could relive post-prom with him* *sigh*

*steps on Del while she dances*

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I'm scared now... I don't wanna get shot *retires for the specially prepared room for him and Bunny* :joey:

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"Specially prepared room" eh? *wink*

*continues dancing nonchalantly with Shlup, stepping on Del in the process as he attempts to apply his band-aid*

Peace
The Man

:) Damn straight she is. *picks Stefanie up and kisses her*

She may be the best, but all the people spitting blood and dieing around here is making me nervous. Stef has might weird reactions to that kinda stuff. *gives a worried look as Stef puts her head closer to his neck*

Don't mind me dying on the floor or anything!

Bah, fine. I have a few Phoenix Tails left after all. *casts Curaga on himself and tosses a Phoenix Tail to Del, who has to struggle to reach it because The Man can't throw very accurately*

You know, I liked that Del Murder fellow a lot more than this Bond wannabe.

Peace
The Man

Now now now James, what kind of gentleman are you to take advantage of a poor, innocent girl like Bunny...well, OK, maybe not that innocent... aww sod it *snipes OWA*

Y'know? This really isn't the "ideal" kind of prom environmeant is it? Mweh...

Don't worry, Del, we wont.

*dances more*

You know, I didn't dance once at my real prom. Spent most of my time walking around the blackjack tables with BJ.

RAWR! You dirty boy! XDDD Let's love-ru! *skips away with James*

*giggles maniacally*

You know me too well, Daniel. People don't call me a vampire for nothing.

*grins rather evilly*

*eats phoenix tail?*

*mental notes to tell Del Murder to give Schlup a nice hard enforcing when he gets back*

I'll Schlup you, you fiend!

*enforces Del into the floorboards*

Ouch! Now why would you wear cleats to a prom?

*promptly puts Stefanie down and brings her to the food & drinks*

Uh... chip'n'dip, honey?

These are just the ones Chef bought me after ruining my Con's. *shrug* Ask him. *stomps more*

I'm sleepy, gonna take a nap. *abandones prom*

Apparently, Bond isn't enjoying this "kinkiness" anymore. How ironic.

Later, Shlup. *hug*

Bah, I'm partnerless again. And the only two women here are making out with their dates, or maybe doing even more. How saddening. *mopes*

Bah. Stuffed Regis had better show up to this prom soon.

Peace
The Man

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The EoFF Prom: When School Proms Turn Into School Shootings™.

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I just wanted to point out that you used "Prom" twice, which makes it sound "bad". Please, reformulate yourself or I will have to R-18 your unaesthetical arse - With Del.

You know what this prom needs?

KARAOKE!

*yanks a microphone out of nowhere and begins to siiing~!*

As Nait said, Nait has a point. You shouldn't twice use the same word in the same sentence twice. That's just bad and bad.

*is used to R-18 someone?*

Kinky! I like it.

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The EoFF Prom: When School Dances Turn Into School Love-Ins™.

Righty-ho.

Peace
The Man

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To many words. And School.

Eoff Prom: When Dances Turn Into Disaster.

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Originally posted by Thorn
You know what this prom needs?

KARAOKE!

*yanks a microphone out of nowhere and begins to siiing~!*

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I hope you know you're going to sing a song tonight that I asked you to sing last time >=D

Don't spend too much time on stage, love. I'm waiting.

*notes a lull in the activity since Stef got on stage*

Uhh... Thorn, could you please get off stage? All the men are staring and I'm sure BooB is getting jealous...

BooB is always jealous of me, that bastard.

I looked at this thread when there were already 1337 views. How 1337.

*stares at Steffy like a naughty good little boy*

Peace
The Man

But I just got started!

[singing]
Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like youuuuuu~!
[/singing]

Meh. Fine. *walks off stage*

Aw. That was actually great. *wants an encore*

Peace
The Man

*gets on stage*

'Now I'm Del Bond
yes I'm the real Bond
All you other Del Bonds
Are fish in my pond...'

*snipes Del Bond*

No, just no... it's bad enough you're singing Eminem songs but that badly as well? Just no...

*wakes up somewhere and gives everyone wuv wub*

*enforces the stage*

Very nice, honey! *loveloves* Hrmm. I'd sing, but ... nah. Can someone please come up with a slow one? I can't fast-dance for crap, but Stef and I need to have some time with each other on the floor. =)

Is this the end of zombie Shakespeare?

I may not be able to fast dance, but I can waltz!

*leads daniel around the dance floor in a waltz*

Oh my. Delly is bleeding all over the floor again.

This just isn't his day, is it?

Oh well. That's what he gets for imitating bad rappers.

Peace
The Man

MEDIC!

Read: Doc Wyllius

Damn you, Doctor Wyllius.

My prom date left me! Even after our love-run in the secret room! Oh, I feel so used!

*cries*

..Will you dance with me?

Must...stay...alive...and...annoy...members...

Sure. *dances with harlequil*

Oops! Was that a spy I just stepped on? Sorry. Ack, my shoes are all bloody now. *continues dancing*

Peace
The Man

Well, I'll do a slow one then... *steps up on stage and plays Sleeping Beauty by A Perfect Circle*

Delusional
I believed I could cure it all
For you dear
Coax or trick or drive or
Drag the demons from you
Make it right for you sleeping beauty
Truly thought
I could magically heal you

You're far beyond a visible
Sign of your awakening
Failing miserably to rescue
Sleeping beauty

Drunk on ego
Truly thought I could make it right if I
Kissed you one more time to
Help you face the nightmare but you're
Far too poisoned for me
Ssuch a fool to think that I could wake you from your slumber
That I could actually heal you

Sleeping beauty
Poisoned and hopeless

Far beyond a visible sign of your awakening
Failing miserably to find a way to comfort you
Far beyond a visible sign of your awakening
Hiding from some poisoned memory

Poisoned and hopeless
Sleeping beauty

*shrugs*

Ìt's just that I wouldn't want to watch these silly movies about American football. =I Can't really explain.

*bleeds on harlequil's blouse*

Here, let me wipe that up for you...

*wipes a tear*

That was.... incredible. Sniper. :whoa: Bravo.

Peace
The Man

Wow. Delly sure hold a lot of bloooooood. <--(ignore that break in self control)

*exchanges waltz for a slow dance*

Mmmmm.

*melts into Stefanie and watches the world around disappear*

*melts just for no reason at all*

'I'm melting, melting! What a world!' - Mik


*continues to lie on the floor all bleeding and stuff*

*slow dances over bond and continues in another direction, utterly oblivious*

*quickly opens a bottle of champagne and puts the cork in Del's wound*

BoB is paranoid. Why would we want to get Stef? I have no obvious reasons.





















But who needs reasons?

I'd date Stef in a heartbeat myself, were she not already dating BoB. I mean, c'mon. Just look at those eyes. And that smile. *swoons*

Ah. Damn. Somebody toss me a Phoenix Tail?

Peace
The Man

*notices Manny on the ground*

Hey, thanks for coming by. Careful of the people with cleats. But it doesn't feel so bad after the first few tramplings.

Sorry boys, but I'm very taken and very not available.

*clings to daniel posessively*

Hey, I think I have one last Phoenix Tail in my pocket....

Ah. Rawk! *gets up and resumes dancing with harlequil*

Of course you're not available, Stef. It was just a hypothetical situation. If you were single, then I'd ask you out. But out of respect for Daniel, I wouldn't ask you out if you broke up with him until long after said hypothetical breakup, out of mere courtesy.

It doesn't like they'll un-melt from each other anytime soon at the moment. *shruggle*

Peace
The Man

No more hypothetical situations please, Daniel is getting both nervous and scared. ;_;

To EoFF Sniper - Yes, what if BOB was DEAD, eh? Think about it, who'd GET STEFIE when BOB is SIX FEET UNDER, eh?

Y'know? If you rearrange the letters in daniel, you get denial... read into that what you will...

Argh. Okey guys. Lay off it, please?

And "nailed".

EDIT:

OK, ok. :p I won't torture Towns anymore. Promise.

*continues dancing with a very silent harlequil*

Peace
The Man

*takes Stef away to their personal afterprom*

BoBBye :)

*watches fro a very very far corner and will not be joining the "fun"*

Byyyeee! Have fun! And remember, we're here if you run into any kind of problem! Any.

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Why, you're being cheery.

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*continues dancing with a very silent harlequil*

Peace
The Man

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Thats because you there are holding a robot model >=P I have the real one, in my arms here! *points and hugs Bunny*

Blarg. I got tricked. She said you'd been... neglectful.

Ah, Tatum. Why aren't you joining us? We're all peaceful, loving people. Would you like to dance?

Peace
The Man

Oh Nait, you snake-tongued little weasel.>=D Anyone can read between those lines.

What lines?

Ones in your green little arse.=)

My arse is definitely not green. It's "flesh-coloured".

Green little arse, red little arse...what's the difference?

*forces Nait to sit in a bucket of green paint*

Uh oh, it's time for telenovela, part 2!

El Muchacho: Thorn...
Thorn: ¿Sí?
El Muchacho: ¿Por qué quieres Loco RoBerto?
Thorn: ¡Porque lo amo!
El Muchacho: ¿Por qué? ¿Por qué no me quieres?
Thorn: El Muchacho...
El Muchacho: ¿Sí..?
Thorn: Quiero..
*entre Loco RoBerto*
Loco RoBerto: ¡El Muchacho! ¡No hable con mi novia!
El Muchacho: ¡Ay caramba! ¡Es Loco RoBerto! ¡Está muy celoso!
Loco RoBerto: No estoy celoso. ¡Estoy furiso!
El Muchacho: ¡Hasta luego! *corre*
Del Bond: ¡Ow! ¡Estoy en el piso! ¡No me gusta los zapatos!

>=\

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xD

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Blarg. I got tricked. She said you'd been... neglectful.

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Yeah, she thought I left her, when only I went for 5 minutes. Hey Bunny is silent. *pokes Bunny* Damn I have a doll too! *wonders where the real Bunny is* O_o

Now Mikztsu can shove them lines up your derriere >=]

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Blarg. I got tricked. She said you'd been... neglectful.

Ah, Tatum. Why aren't you joining us? We're all peaceful, loving people. Would you like to dance?

Peace
The Man

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Well I am waiting for my date to arrive. But why not? =O

<The_Man> *dances with Tatum*
<cl_out> <(^_^< (>^_^)> <(^_^)>

Peace
The Man

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Just for that, Mr Bond, I'll cast Raise on you. But you better not try to sleep with my date when (s)he arrives.

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Too late. Sorry.

Should I translate for the non-spanish speakers?

Ah what the hell? *bites random people*

OUCH.

Peace
The Man

If there aren't enough girls to dance with, the guys can make dance partners out of each other... =P

I asked BOU to the prom, but he was too lazy to get up and dance, I believe. Bother.

*keeps dancing with Kathy*

Peace
The Man

No biting Bahamut or I go all security on your arse

*wakes up confused with soggy chips dripping from lips*

*Goes back to eating*

*shoots Bahamut2000X*

I warned you...

Gah, I'm hungry. Real hungry. Sorry, Kathy, but I have to abandon you; your date's almost here, anyway.

We'll dance some more later if you liked it enough. ;)

*wanders over to the snack bar*

Peace
The Man

*gingerly walks in with his pimped out clothing, including a fake fro and austin powers esque suit* Sorry I'm late *brushes his hand through his hair* You know how it is. Heh. *puts on disco inferno* woop! *starts breakdancing*

I'm Kathy now? =]

Edit: Ferenan! *Goes all over him and such*

*kicks fake-afro-guy Gregory*

Hmm... Spatvark seems to have disappeared and there's a strange smell coming from the toilets where he was last seen... *goes off to investigate*

*puts his arm around Tatum hastily* So..how does the corner look? *points to an empty, dark corner* ;)

Err-- Spatvark had his first drink?

Edit: *Snugs Ferenan* It looks terrefic. ;D *Pushes Ferenan towards it*

I heard about six people calling you Kathy, so I assumed that you were Kathy.

I believe there was a closet that had been deadbolted, but the Sniper sniped it while Loony BooB and Thorn were... in there. You can feel free to investigate, however. It might afford a bit more privacy than a mere corner, especially if you can get it deadbolted again, in a more Sniper-resistent manner.

Then again, the Sniper is away right now, anyway. :joey:

...

Oh, me. *dateless, partner-less and alone*

OOC:	Sorry for the hasty exit, by the way. I had been cooking dinner and completely lost track of time.

Blah. I'm dancing with myself, much like Billy Idol. Oh well. Billy Idol was thought of as insanely attractive by a tremendous number of girls, so maybe there's something to dancing with oneself after all.

Peace
The Man