Quotes In and Out of Context r return. <=]

chinadoll66102: me
mr rocko321: take a wild guess lol


chinadoll66102: maturity helps lots and im sure youve grown up since then :)
chinadoll66102: i mean i remember when i was in 8th greade not a pretty sight at all ;_;
mr_rocko321: I'm way more matured now, yes I'll admit that
chinadoll66102: but then i found my ways
mr_rocko321: ic
chinadoll66102: found my style, grew up, got implants, ect
chinadoll66102: lol
mr_rocko321: you got implants?
chinadoll66102: no
chinadoll66102: sarcasm there buddy
chinadoll66102: lol
mr_rocko321: teehee
mr_rocko321: I believed you there for a 2nd
chinadoll66102: dont want any bad EOFF rumors running around
chinadoll66102: lol
chinadoll66102: Aika the implant queen!
chinadoll66102: lol

Amanda: i sent to Unstable Wings@hotmail.com
Me: That's not my email
Me: Lmfao
Amanda: oh
Amanda: no wonder u never got anything i sent u

I was starting to wonder...><;

Laura: Nothing, I'm just going to let you guys sit in your little puddles of disgust while I go hang around people who actually show me some respect.
Amanda: i like my little puddle of disgust
Amanda: it's so puddlish

I found that amusing...(Laura is the chick who's been bothering me; Amanda did something about it, and showed me this. Sad funny...)

Fuglier than a cheese grader! = me
Where do you find A dog with no legs? Duh...where you left him! = my best friend Kater. :D

Fuglier than a cheese grader! says:
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey.cgi?def=Nic Clickety! Nooooowwwwww!
Where do you find A dog with no legs? Duh...where you left him! says:
plz dont scare me anymore for the night lady...
Fuglier than a cheese grader! says:
x.X
Fuglier than a cheese grader! says:
It's fun!
Fuglier than a cheese grader! says:
Now beat my monkey!


...It makes sense, I swear.

Quote:

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Originally posted by Loony BoB
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous (11:04:33): Back.
loony_bob (11:04:39): And gimme that pic of Sarah and I being 'evil' - I can't find it =/
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous (11:04:41): Oh, hello, Loo. =D
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous (11:04:52): Didn't post it.

You should really work on that 'behind your back' thing, Nite.

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Tokki: *molests*
Wasu: *orgasms*

Schwadrulantin: Moonlady
OWA 67: Me

Schwadrulantin (16:08:03): Brb, though. Showa tiem. =D
OWA 67 (16:08:37): *turns round and doesn't look*
Schwadrulantin (16:08:54): xD
OWA 67 (16:10:56): tell me when you're finished ;D
OWA 67 (16:11:15): *sits in wardrobe 'til then*
Schwadrulantin (16:30:42): >=O
OWA 67 (16:30:50): xD What?
Schwadrulantin (16:31:26): And HOW do you think am I gonna turn up at the wardrobe after taking a shower? NEKKID, YOU PERV!
OWA 67 (16:32:43): you might have a bathrobe or a towel or something ;D
OWA 67 (16:33:43): I'mma not a perv, I'mma just a guy ;_;
Schwadrulantin (16:33:53): Even worse. xDDD

[00:00:10] < eestlinc> I R TEH DADDY LUV MOI S3X0RS3X0R
[00:00:10] *** eestlinc was kicked by Guu (CAPS FLOOD)

LOL I saw that one!!! lol oh man...i am such a spazz.:p

*hails Bruckner*
*smiles at Fabio*

=o = Wasu
Other one = Me

=o says:
xD
=o says:
Damnit
=o says:
WHY CAN'T I HAVE ERECTIONS
=o says:
you bastard. D:
Look in this direction, I know its not perfection, Its just me says:
xDDDDDDDD
Look in this direction, I know its not perfection, Its just me says:
*gets an erection and waves it in your face* HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Look in this direction, I know its not perfection, Its just me says:
*dies*
=o says:
o_o
Look in this direction, I know its not perfection, Its just me says:
xD
=o says:
...*lick* =D?
=o says:
xD
Look in this direction, I know its not perfection, Its just me says:
xDDDDD
Look in this direction, I know its not perfection, Its just me says:
*quotes*
=o says:
@_<

http://protodude.homestead.com/files/matt.gif

The quotes in there.

Kenickyotto: yeah, I guess it is..how long is she staying?
DanieLoony: 7 days six nights
Kenickyotto: ALMOST a harrison ford movie ;_;

Yeah, Nicky is pretty weird, ain't she?

studan_fox_in_sox: wouldn't be that much long of a thread anyway.
mikztsu2000: Hmm?
mikztsu2000: *confusion*
studan_fox_in_sox: muaha! mikkey thread.
mikztsu2000: I'm still in my morning mess, and I need to brush my teeth, eat brekky and take the shower.
mikztsu2000: Oh, yeash.xD
studan_fox_in_sox: yeash? drunk already, Isee.
mikztsu2000: I'll go to drink tonight.=) I might give you a call again then.
studan_fox_in_sox: brush your brekky, at the shower and take your teeth.

Kenickyotto: spam spam the musical can
DanieLoony: the more you eat, the more you...
DanieLoony: damn.

[19:49:03] .MaTtHeW: ugh, the one thing I am so pissed bout right now
is...
[19:49:06] .MaTtHeW: Xbox...
[19:49:11] .MaTtHeW: required a stupid DvD remote
[19:49:13] .MaTtHeW: wtf
[19:49:14] .Bling Blin..: :o
[19:49:20] .MaTtHeW: communist bastards
[19:49:26] .Bling Blin..: That that......You HAVE an XBOX?!
[19:49:34] .MaTtHeW: erm,
[19:49:39] .MaTtHeW: xbox isnt great lol
[19:49:45] .Bling Blin..: I hate Xbob
[19:49:46] .Bling Blin..: #)(*%#)($@
[19:49:54] .MaTtHeW: do you now?
[19:49:56] .MaTtHeW: lol
[19:49:59] .Bling Blin..: Xbox*
[19:50:03] .MaTtHeW: have you ever had one?
[19:50:12] .Bling Blin..: Two of my best friends have them
[19:50:17] .Bling Blin..: *sets fire to them both*
[19:50:28] .MaTtHeW: Xbox....is better than a ps2 graphics and
processer and memory wise
[19:50:41] .MaTtHeW: as well as sell rate
[19:50:48] .Bling Blin..: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[19:50:51] .Bling Blin..: LMFAO!!
[19:50:53] .Bling Blin..: *dies laughing*
[19:50:58] .Bling Blin..: THATS THE FUNNIEST
[19:51:05] .MaTtHeW: I have played Ps2 for hours and hours and hours
and hours
[19:51:14] .MaTtHeW: the only advantage ps2 has
[19:51:16] .MaTtHeW: is
[19:51:19] .MaTtHeW: the game selection
[19:51:27] .Bling Blin..: And everything.
[19:51:28] .MaTtHeW: all the awsome games are for ps2
[19:51:32] .Bling Blin..: Ps2 has SQUARE ENIX
[19:51:44] .MaTtHeW: actually
[19:51:45] .MaTtHeW: in stats
[19:51:49] .MaTtHeW: the xbox beats ps2
[19:53:12] .Bling Blin..: XDDDD
[19:53:14] .Bling Blin..: I think not.
[19:53:22] .MaTtHeW: Have you ever looked at the stats?
[19:53:48] .Bling Blin..: ps2 is the highest selling system
followed by GAMECUBE!
3rd place = Xtrout
[19:54:12] .MaTtHeW: just because its the highest selling system does
not make it the best
[19:54:24] .MaTtHeW: the selling of a sys depends a lot on the game
selection
[19:54:30] .Bling Blin..: Oh But it does.
[19:54:35] .MaTtHeW: the PS2 clocks at only 300mhz
[19:54:47] .MaTtHeW: on the other hand, xbox is 733mhz
[19:54:55] .Bling Blin..: People don't care about graphics and memory
and speed.
[19:55:00] .MaTtHeW: lmao
[19:55:01] .MaTtHeW: yes they do
[19:55:01] .Bling Blin..: ITs GAMEPLAY, STORYLINE
[19:55:16] .MaTtHeW: whats the point of having a ps2 if you want
gameplay storyline?
[19:55:17] .Bling Blin..: Graphics Memory & Speed just make it more
enjoyable.
[19:55:20] .MaTtHeW: you can get that in a nintendo
[19:55:23] .MaTtHeW: :-)
[19:55:25] .Bling Blin..: I know.
[19:55:32] .Bling Blin..: Thats why I have a SNES.
[19:55:39] .Bling Blin..: And basically everyone I know has one.
[19:55:47] .MaTtHeW: not i
[19:55:54] .MaTtHeW: as well for the xbox
[19:55:58] .MaTtHeW: is the 8gig hard drive
[19:56:04] .MaTtHeW: which eliminates save cards
[19:56:09] .Bling Blin..: Noone cares for a harddrive.
[19:56:14] .MaTtHeW: actually
[19:56:18] .MaTtHeW: it saves a lot of money
[19:56:21] .MaTtHeW: :-)
[19:56:24] .Bling Blin..: Dude. Just shut up, XBOX SUCK
[19:56:32] .MaTtHeW: you shouldnt listen to other people lol
[19:56:38] .MaTtHeW: you should actually look stuff up for yourself
[19:56:40] .Bling Blin..: This is what I feel.
[19:56:45] .Bling Blin..: I hate Xbox.
[19:56:53] .MaTtHeW: because you dont know what they are like
[19:57:01] .Bling Blin..: Yes I do.
[19:57:10] .MaTtHeW: you never HAD one, you just play em at a friends
house
[19:57:18] .MaTtHeW: you wont get the feel for it
[19:57:37] .Bling Blin..: The controllers suck like bitch, all the
good games (apart from Halo) are on other consoles
[19:57:53] .MaTtHeW: but see, the control just takes getting used too
[19:58:03] .MaTtHeW: and
[19:58:08] .MaTtHeW: you can get super small ones :-)
[19:58:14] .MaTtHeW: comparable to the size of a ps2 controler
[19:58:55] .Bling Blin..: That cost extra Money!
[19:59:12] .MaTtHeW: so do save cards :-)
[19:59:22] .MaTtHeW: so do the 3 games i got free with my xbox
[19:59:54] .Bling Blin..: Quality over Quantity.

Bling Bling Word = Me
MaTtHeW = My cousin's lame azz boyfriend.

Just read it and you'll find out why he is so lame azz.

.Bling Bling Word says:
Can you post a random quote in teh quote threath?
Cloud says:
sure

This was completely random.

Sage: Omfg. I think I'm turning into you; Daniel.
Loony BoB: O_o why the HELL would you say that?
Loony BoB: Dude, you don't even know me xDDD
Sage: But still.
Sage: You and Stef/
Sage: Awww nevermind.
Loony BoB: xP

CLniKLy DeD: I feel like just going up to BJ's ear and singing "lalalalala" until he kills me.
CLniKLy DeD: I get either mad, sad, or obnoxious when my hormones are not sane.
DanieLoony: ...dare I say it... >_* Go have fun without him?
CLniKLy DeD: Wait, no, all at once.

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-Zephy- [Global] Afternoon Everyone, apologies for the downtime, unfortunately we had a few problems last night. The server's hard disk was on it's way out, so it's now been replaced. Also, someone *cough*me*cough* got a bit wasted last night and didn't wake up and restart the ircd until 1pm. -_-; Have a nice day!

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Quote:

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Originally posted by Hootenanny
Yes well, I would say that whoever the imposter is somehow has the means of changing the screen names. I'm obviously Tammy, just look below and you'll see.

~ Tammy (see?)

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Dunno why I found this so funny. xD

Yu Law: I dunno! I'm so confused! *breaks down crying*
Línxiâotùzi: I CAN HEART ANYONE I WANT TO!!!
Yu Law: Stop it! STOP IT! *puts gun in his mouth*

Shoyku: Well, it would be nude men.

Going through my chats:

ere1055: "I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE YOU :skull::skull::skull::skull:ING FEATHERED BASTARDS"


Nefarious Viking: I think she wanted to take Wesley's virginity!
ere1055: Doesn't everyone?
Nefarious Viking: =O
Nefarious Viking: Are you saying you want to take his!?
ere1055: YES.
WesM 118: Hahahahahahaha


Nefarious Viking: I am going to leave my house, and pick up Wesley and Reno, and we are going to go to Elyse's house, and feed her spinach and laugh the entire time.
Nefarious Viking: Since she ISNT TALKING!
WesM 118: Haha. That would be great.
ere1055: I like spinach though.
Nefarious Viking: You're so full of it.
WesM 118: Rotten spinach, then.
ere1055: I like that too.
Nefarious Viking: Whale Semen
Kamikaze L: *looks up* o.o

[04:00pm] ·Kane· Aexo! What's that eating out quote?
[04:00pm] ·Aexo-chan· I have no idea what you're talking about.
[04:00pm] ·Kane· You do.
[04:00pm] ·Aexo-chan· Nope nope.
[04:00pm] •Spiff• NOW who's lying?
[04:00pm] ·Aexo-chan· Kane.
[04:00pm] ·Kane· That one where buddy goes *eats Kat* and you go Out? and then someother stuff happens.
[04:01pm] ·Aexo-chan· Nope, no such quote exists. la la la.
[04:01pm] •Spiff• That sounds pretty lame, Kane.
[04:01pm] ·Kat· Pssh, lies Kane. ;o
[04:01pm] ·Kane· LIAR. ;_;
[04:01pm] ·Nicolas· Kane lies.
[04:01pm] ·Kat· It never happened.
[04:01pm] ·Kane· It's a conspericy.
[04:01pm] ·Nicolas· He's the jester of liars.
[04:01pm] ·Aexo-chan· Must have been a dream.
[04:01pm] ·Kat· Yep yep.
[04:01pm] •Spiff• Kane's just a senile old man.
[04:01pm] ·Kane· I don't dream stuff like that!
[04:02pm] •Spiff• Making up quotes as he sits on his porch widdlin away with a shot gun and a old dog at his side.
[04:02pm] •Spiff• "Git offa mah lown!" He says to the small children off the street
[04:02pm] ·Aexo-chan· I suppose he makes kazoos, too.
[04:02pm] _ (..join..) Black_Ninja (~4931374@ffchat-2e099bf0.mc.videotron.ca) [Canada] [04:02pm]
[04:02pm] ·Kane· My doggie's not old. ;_;
[04:03pm] ·Roogle· I thought she lived in Hamburg
[04:03pm] •Spiff• Oh he makes Kazoos by the bucketfull. But they just sit in his attic, never to bring children joy. Because if it's opne thing old man Kane hates, it's joy.
[04:03pm] _ (..join..) BlackMage (~blackmage@ffchat-12ed360d.rochester.rr.com) [Internic Commercial] [04:03pm]
[04:04pm] ·Night_Sword· wtf?>A
[04:04pm] ·Kane· Pssh. *can't find quote* ;_;
[04:05pm] ·Aexo-chan· wtf? is not greater than A.
[04:05pm] •Spiff• Some say he was mistreated as a kid. Others say he's just plumb crazy. Still other believe that he''s not even an old man at all, but more of a crazy slug in a man suit...
[04:05pm] ·Kane· I'm not a slug! *shoots*

ere1055: I am most impressed at your size.

Unstable Wings: Heeey Eryn
AdornPersuasion: fuk u WANKER!!!
AdornPersuasion: lol
Unstable Wings: Ouch, that bloody hurt.
AdornPersuasion: blooie
AdornPersuasion: blooy or whatever no d
Unstable Wings: blooie.
AdornPersuasion: can we say "stalker"
Unstable Wings: You're such a blooie.
AdornPersuasion: lol
Unstable Wings: OMGWTF YOU'RE A STANKER
Unstable Wings: Stalker?


Unstable Wings = Me, AP = Eryn.
yarr. xP

Misercord = Tokki

Misercord says:
i'm a phone whore =D

Hi, I'm the host with the mostest | downest = Joe Keen
Sare-Bear = Me


Sare-Bear says:
GO TO BED! ;_;
Sare-Bear says:
I'm making you stay up.
Hi, I'm the host with the mostest | downest says:
no you're not... *shifty-eyes*
Sare-Bear says:
*shifty eyes more*
Hi, I'm the host with the mostest | downest says:
>_> ... <_< ... alright! you win, you're making me teh stay, but I wanna stay! *clings on to your ankle*
Sare-Bear says:
Oomf! AUGH! THERE'S SOMETHING ON MY ANKLE!!
Sare-Bear says:
GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
Sare-Bear says:
Oh... wait...
Sare-Bear says:
Its just James. Whew.
Hi, I'm the host with the mostest | downest says:
xDDD isn't that still scary?
Sare-Bear says:
Whoa.
Sare-Bear says:
Just a tad. ;D
Sare-Bear says:
But...euhm, you can stay there, if you like? I dunno. Comfy?
Hi, I'm the host with the mostest | downest says:
yeah, you have a nice floor, and a nice warm foot, or something xDD
Sare-Bear says:
xDD Well, thankya. My floor needs to be waccumed. :x
Sare-Bear says:
wacuumed! *DIES*
Sare-Bear says:
OMFG I R SUHC A NOOB
Hi, I'm the host with the mostest | downest says:
wacuumed! whoosh! xDDDD
OMFG I R SUHC TEH NOOB says:
=D~
Hi, I'm the host with the mostest | downest says:
*sees msn name* xDDDDD
OMFG I R SUHC TEH NOOB says:
^_^ Weeee~
OMFG I R SUHC TEH NOOB says:
*dances around a little liek a n00bish*
My floor needs to be waccumed. :x says:
xDD I used to be the worst n00b ever

=D~ OMFG I R SUHC TEH NOOB.

Chris: So how's scotland? *Grins* Or other than the gardens... Have you not seem much of it?
Chris: Looks like you need a lower resolution ;-)
Chris: Or is this better?
Mandy: ...um...shops... and... most importantly... Daniel? =D
Chris: :D
Daniel: She's so dumb. xP
Chris: Uh oh ;-)
Chris: *Pokes* Is not ;-)
Mandy: I'm not umb.

Ahhh, classic.

Teh Majin = Loki
Teh OWA = Me

MajinMunky: You know you want me, anyway. =D~~
OWA 67: xDD you want me more *uni/monobrow flex*
MajinMunky: No way xDD *breaks your face* >:D!
OWA 67: only I can do that to you D:
MajinMunky: Nevaire. :D~
OWA 67: *throws bricks*
MajinMunky: *headbutts the bricks*
OWA 67: D:
OWA 67: *throws horny women*
MajinMunky: =OOO *runsaway*
OWA 67: xDD *winnah*
MajinMunky: *throws horny men*
MajinMunky: >=P
MajinMunky: Wait
MajinMunky: *throws horny men that can run fast* YOU CAN'T ESCAPE
MajinMunky: they're gonna pass you around and use you for their sick pleasure
MajinMunky: mwahaha
MajinMunky: Oh yah
OWA 67: you have some sick mind dude xD *chainsaws mens parts off*

~

LET'S FIII~IIIGHT~!/I feel like a star - Linxiaotuzi
Well look this direction, I know its not perfection, Its just me - Loki


LET'S FIII~IIIGHT~! says:
we should three-way him one day =o
Well look this direction, I know its not perfection, Its just me says:
...Bunny. I didn't think you had it in you.
Well look this direction, I know its not perfection, Its just me says:
I'm proud of you

then to me:

I feel like a star says:
i didn't even get it until 10 minutes later. now i'm crying TT.TT

Laurie-Marie - Myinea

Mr. Graves says:
you buy FF Origins?
Mr. Graves says:
roX cannot describe it
Laurie-Marie says:
??
Mr. Graves says:
Final Fantasy Origins - buy it yet?
Laurie-Marie says:
wassat
Mr. Graves says:
Final Fantasy Origins
Laurie-Marie says:
wassat
Mr. Graves says:
Final Fantasy Origins
Laurie-Marie says:
wassat
Mr. Graves says:
Final Fantasy Origins
Laurie-Marie says:
wassat
Mr. Graves says:
Final Fantasy Origins
Laurie-Marie says:
wassat
Mr. Graves says:
Final Fantasy Origins

Mr. Graves says:
copy and paste is neat
Laurie-Marie says:
If I keep asking the same question, you're obviously not giving me a very good answer
Mr. Graves says:
Final fantasy origins
Mr. Graves says:
FFs 1 and 2
Laurie-Marie says:
THANK YOU.
Mr. Graves says:
heh
Laurie-Marie says:
*stares blankly* NOW WAS THAT REALLY SO HARD.

Unstable Wings = Me, Kalivos Elscar = Greg

Unstable Wings: AND SHE'S GOING BACK TO HIS HOUSE
Kalivos Elscar: Smoothness.
Unstable Wings: God
Unstable Wings: You're even smarter than that
Unstable Wings: You wouldn't go get raped by some f---r you've known for a week
Kalivos Elscar: That's an insult.
Kalivos Elscar: "Unstable Wings: You're even smarter than that"
Kalivos Elscar: I'm smarter than most people you know. Ok? >_>
Unstable Wings: WHAT I MEANT WAS YOU WOULDN'T GO GET RAPED BY SOME MAN YOU MET OFF THE INTERNET
Kalivos Elscar:
Kalivos Elscar: If he can sweet talk me....
Kalivos Elscar: Kidding...
You never know...The topic isn't so funny, but his answer is *dies*



..laater..
Unstable Wings: Dun ever die, 'kay?
Kalivos Elscar: Ok.
Kalivos Elscar: Wait.
Kalivos Elscar: If you don't turn lez, i'll drop dead.
Unstable Wings: Why do guys like lesbians, anyway?
Kalivos Elscar: men like women. If you see two women, it's better. kissing is better.
Unstable Wings: ...Ew.
Kalivos Elscar: why do women like gay men?
Unstable Wings: Because they're fun to shop with. Duh.
Kalivos Elscar: =/.
Unstable Wings: And they make good friends, and you can check out other guys' butts.
Unstable Wings: >=o

wasubu: *lufluf @ Rain Song* =D?
appoefaiwie: you and your chanting!!
appoefaiwie: *chant!!*
wasubu: *orgasm*
wasubu: It cheers me up and stuff. I just like it ;_;
appoefaiwie: orgasm does? ;___;

* Now talking in #eoff
* Topic is 'Welcome to #eoff | http://www.eyesonff.com/ | #eoff shall remain script-free, with the exception of a large number of scripts | Today's topic: Hey look it's Aexo-chan!'
* Set by Proto on Wed Apr 16 23:33:43
Moomba: !dead
Aexo-chan: #eoff has been dead for 22 minutes, and 1 second.
Moomba: !killed
Aexo-chan: #eoff was last killed when Matt-Ichiban said "oh no...it's coming back"
:fd:

* Matt-Ichiban throws a piece of sushi
* Guu cooks the sushi.
* Matt-Ichiban slaps Ragnarok before he eats the sushi, skewers it, takes it off the skewer, and hands it to Ragnarok.
* Ragnarok eats the sushi.
* Hale skewers Matt-Ichiban with a sushi chopstick.
* Hale skewers Ragnarok with a sushi chopstick.
Matt-Ichiban ha!
:fd:

mr_rocko321 => Mr Rocko/Cody
kwyzthal => me

kwyzthal: anything new happening with you?
mr_rocko321: well not much. Just being my same old evil hehe
mr_rocko321: you?
kwyzthal: cody, evil? How unbelievable is that?
mr_rocko321: [insert evil face here]
mr_rocko321: hehe
kwyzthal: *shakes head*
kwyzthal: sooo untrue!
mr_rocko321: so true
kwyzthal: no you're not!
kwyzthal: I liek teh coday I use to know
kwyzthal: he wasn't evil at all
kwyzthal: in fact I'm the one evul!!
mr_rocko321: your not evil at all Krystle.
kwyzthal: yes I am! I am evul!!!
kwyzthal: and no, you can never be evil and I like you that way!
mr_rocko321: awww
mr_rocko321: your so not evil though.
kwyzthal: *bops your head then runs*
kwyzthal: see I am evul! *echoes*
mr_rocko321: *chases you down and messes with your hair*
mr_rocko321: hehe, see now I am evil!!
kwyzthal: that's not evil! That's so girly!
mr_rocko321: hey...

I'm too easily amused....

Quote:

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Originally posted by Winged Sorceress
...Kalivos Elscar: why do women like gay men?
Unstable Wings: Because they're fun to shop with. Duh.
Kalivos Elscar: =/.
Unstable Wings: And they make good friends, and you can check out other guys' butts.
Unstable Wings: >=o

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xD

Loki: get your arse back on AIM D:
Joe Keen: MIKI died D:
Loki: wtf D:?
Joe Keen: oh, I didn't tell you, I call my comp MIKI now.
Loki: wtf i thought she was actually dead then xD

Linx: where are you going? xO
Linx: everyone leaves at teh same time!
Joe: xD mum then food, then probably random cleaning stuff
Linx: you're goin to mom? *___*
Joe: she wants me
Linx: dude, that sounded SO wrong.

"So it remains an interesting piece of historical trivia that the first nation upon which Australia ever declared war was Finland."

Thomas Hamilton

My new sig.

Logan: Look, i'm good. x.o
Greg: Good=sexy.
Logan: good=smart not=sexy you fool.
Greg: Your one not girl.

Logan: >>
Greg's Friend: Those symbols scare me.

[Proto] Spiff, he likes Batman
[Proto] Go beat him up
[Elephant_Man] who are you talking about?
[Spiff] >=O
[Spiff] DIE, BATMAN LOVER!
[Elephant_Man] It's not me!!
[Elephant_Man] I like Elephant Men!
[Misfit] ... Ew..... >.<

Eehehehe! ^

< Strider> Where do you suggest looking for a quick source of income?
< eestlinc> meth lab
< Doomgaze> meth lab

heh. simultaneous thoughts are cool.

< HOORJ> What's that religion called where you don't think you can prove a god exists?
< Linus|Dead> Agnostic? Atheist?
< Spatvark> Agnostic is if you're not sure
< Kav> Atheist is when you don't believe in anything.
< Nicolas> Yeah. Spat's probably right.
< HOORJ> ah Agnostic, thanks
< Linus|Dead> I'm Apathetic.
< Linus|Dead> And yes, I'm using it as a religion.
< Spatvark> Athiest doesn't actually mean you don't believe in God, you don't WORSHIP him. You can believe he exists and hate his guts and be an athiest
< Linus|Dead> *atheist
< Nicolas> I'm just pathetic. And no, I'm not using it as a religion.
< Linus|Dead> Nicolas = pathetic, Linus = apathetic
< Kav> Oh right, sorry bout that :\ eek.
< Spatvark> Athiesm is a religious belief, just not a religion =P
< Linus|Dead> Bah. Atheism.
< Spatvark> No worries Kav; almost everyone just thinks Athiesm means non-belief
< Linus|Dead> ATHEISM.
< Linus|Dead> **quotes**
< Spatvark> I before E except after C
< Linus|Dead> Spat, theo = god.
< Linus|Dead> A = not
< Linus|Dead> ism = doctrine
< Nicolas> A then theo then ism.
< Linus|Dead> Atheism = A doctrine without god.

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< HOORJ> What's that religion called where you don't think you can prove a god exists?
< Linus|Dead> Agnostic? Atheist?
< Spatvark> Agnostic is if you're not sure
< Kav> Atheist is when you don't believe in anything.
< Nicolas> Yeah. Spat's probably right.
< HOORJ> ah Agnostic, thanks
< Linus|Dead> I'm Apathetic.
< Linus|Dead> And yes, I'm using it as a religion.
< Spatvark> Athiest doesn't actually mean you don't believe in God, you don't WORSHIP him. You can believe he exists and hate his guts and be an athiest
< Linus|Dead> *atheist
< Nicolas> I'm just pathetic. And no, I'm not using it as a religion.
< Linus|Dead> Nicolas = pathetic, Linus = apathetic
< Kav> Oh right, sorry bout that :\ eek.
< Spatvark> Athiesm is a religious belief, just not a religion =P
< Linus|Dead> Bah. Atheism.
< Spatvark> No worries Kav; almost everyone just thinks Athiesm means non-belief
< Linus|Dead> ATHEISM.
< Linus|Dead> **quotes**
< Spatvark> I before E except after C
< Linus|Dead> Spat, theo = god.
< Linus|Dead> A = not
< Linus|Dead> ism = doctrine
< Nicolas> A then theo then ism.
< Linus|Dead> Atheism = A doctrine without god.

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I was thinking "wtf is Spat thinking", thank Agod we have Linnie.

Nait of Dnalnif: Y'know what.
Kishiness: Whatwhat?
Nait of Dnalnif: Now that I think of it, "Force your way" (boss-theme of FFVIII) has a really assrapey name
Nait of Dnalnif: .
Nait of Dnalnif: I like it.
Kishiness: You like arse-rapey names?
Kishiness: Meaning, you like Arse-raping?
Nait of Dnalnif: Not in general.
Nait of Dnalnif: But this one just hits the spot.
Nait of Dnalnif: And digs in deeper.

Shorty: Where's Dingo?
Nicolas: Everywhere.
naebylleJ_ogniD Even in your underwear.
Nicolas: I still have to get him out of mine.
Nicolas: He's like a bad stain.
Gren: You always have bad stains in your underwear Nic?!
Gren: Nicolas has skidmarks!

If you ever see a guy running down the street in a loincloth, with his thingy flopping in the air...you run with him..cuz there's some scary stuff coming the other way"

dave atell

I want cheesecake. :{ says:
I am blazingly fat. :D!
I want cheesecake. :{ says:
FAST
I want cheesecake. :{ says:
NO
I want cheesecake. :{ says:
BAD
I want cheesecake. :{ says:
GO AWAY

Session Start (AIM - NaitofDnalnif:Loo): Mon May 05 21:53:40 2003
Loo: >=[
Nait of Dnalnif: Um.
Nait of Dnalnif: Hi?
Nait of Dnalnif: Oh yeah.
Loo:

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Nait of Dnalnif: Schwartzy! =D
Schwadrulantin: o_o
Nait of Dnalnif: Thy name is Schwadrulantin.
Schwadrulantin: Aye.
Nait of Dnalnif: So I call thee Schwartzy.
Schwadrulantin: :-( It doesn't suit.
Nait of Dnalnif: Life isn't what it's supposed to be, Prince.
Schwadrulantin: *ss
Nait of Dnalnif: No.
Nait of Dnalnif: Prince.
Schwadrulantin: K. *takes a look at newfound penis*
Nait of Dnalnif: If I'd call thee Princess, my message would lose some of its irony.
Schwadrulantin: Yeah, but don't worry, I like my penis. =D

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Schwadrulantin: xD
DanieLoony: :-(
DanieLoony: *doesn't have sex with people who have penises*
Schwadrulantin: Oh well, blame Nait. :-(

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Nait of Dnalnif: Sorry for giving your GF a pe... Og you know.
Loo: >=[
Nait of Dnalnif: No hard feelings?
Loo: >=[
Nait of Dnalnif: Stop looking at me like that.
Loo: >=[
Nait of Dnalnif: STOP STARING AT ME.
Loo: >=[
Nait of Dnalnif: Fine.
Nait of Dnalnif: >=[]
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Nait of Dnalnif: YES!
Loo: >=[
Nait of Dnalnif: I WON!
Loo: >=[
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Nait of Dnalnif: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Loo: >=[
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Nait of Dnalnif: YOU SUCK HAIRY! YOU SUCK HAIRY!
Loo: >=[
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Nait of Dnalnif: WAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Nait of Dnalnif: But, Seriously, Dan.
Nait of Dnalnif: Think of all the possibilities of having a girlfriend with a penis!
*** Loo signed off at Mon May 05 21:58:41 2003.

Josh Suth: **Rapes you with an elephant tusk.**
chickencha: *kinda likes it*

Josh Suth (2:09:46 PM): o_o
Josh Suth (2:09:58 PM): i just went and masturbated in the bathroom in like 1 minute flat
RedHotChiliAZ (2:10:22 PM): Thank you SO much for sharing that with me
Josh Suth (2:10:37 PM): at least i didn't tell you about the moaning
RedHotChiliAZ (2:10:43 PM): Oh sweet jesus.

[22:51:47] /]Halan> tell her to "mind her own :skull::skull::skull::skull:in business, yo"
[22:51:53] /]Halan> and add the yo cause its cool, yo
[22:52:06] /]Spiff> Is she hot?
[22:52:06] /]Kane> yao
[22:52:11] /]Halan> no
[22:52:13] /@]Gau> You've seen her.
[22:52:17] /]Spiff> I have?
[22:52:19] * Halan flashes
[22:52:21] /]Halan> ack
[22:52:23] /]Spiff> :O
[22:52:25] * Halan flashes a gang sign
[22:52:28] /]Kane> :OOOOOO
[22:52:32] /]Spiff> I like the first one better

del_murderus: 'No one can be like me. I'm the best and you are inferrior'

Nait of Dnalnif: "Some alien sex-toys or something like it, probably", I said to myself.

zalagren_x (7:50:00 PM): It's cup of noodles!
zalagren_x (7:50:03 PM): But it's RUINED AND HARD
arielfaery (7:47:46 PM): With chicken?
zalagren_x (7:50:07 PM): because there wasn't enough hot water
zalagren_x (7:50:11 PM): Yeah
zalagren_x (7:51:15 PM): and my noodles are INCREDIBLY HARD
arielfaery (7:49:09 PM): Then leave them soak for a little bit.
arielfaery (7:49:14 PM): They'll soften up.
arielfaery (7:49:19 PM): Even if it's just from the steam.
zalagren_x (7:51:44 PM): Naaahh..I hate big noodles anyhow ={P
arielfaery (7:49:46 PM): You like small hard noodles?
zalagren_x (7:52:23 PM): ...I refuse to answer that.
arielfaery (7:50:27 PM): Aww, really?
arielfaery (7:50:30 PM): You do.
arielfaery (7:50:32 PM): *knows*
zalagren_x (7:52:56 PM): ...
zalagren_x (7:53:08 PM): Do you even realize how blatantly homosexual that sounds? >=P
arielfaery (7:51:11 PM): Yep.
zalagren_x (7:53:43 PM): I figured =P
arielfaery (7:51:26 PM): "Greg likes small, hard noodles."
zalagren_x (7:53:51 PM): ...
arielfaery (7:51:37 PM): "They taste good, he says."
zalagren_x (7:54:11 PM): ...
arielfaery (7:52:12 PM): "And he likes them best when they're hot."
zalagren_x (7:54:43 PM): That's enough of THAT missy >=O

ShortLilSar: Nait.
Nait of Dnalnif: Lilly. =D
ShortLilSar: No, silly!
Nait of Dnalnif: Ok, Silly.
ShortLilSar: No no. You're silly.
Nait of Dnalnif: Watashiwa Silly dewa arimasen.
ShortLilSar: :o *confused*
Nait of Dnalnif: Anatawa Silly desu.
ShortLilSar: Speak english, silly!
Nait of Dnalnif: I am not Silly.
ShortLilSar: You are Silly.
Nait of Dnalnif: You are Silly.
ShortLilSar: Silly and Lilly

Ya gotta love Nait.

Nic: Crotch is a stupid word.
Nic: Crotch Crotch Crotch. O_O Sounds like a...sound a frog makes.

Oh dear sweet Jesus. What did I do to deserve this torture...? *________*

Uhhhhh. O_o I coulda sworn I was using the NORMAL layout when I last logged out...

*blinded for life now* Hrmmmn see this is why I stay at FFR. xD

O.o I really need to update my sig and av.

But uhhhhhhhh. Anyway. Tis nice to know people still mention me occasionally in here. ;D

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[22:52] < Nic> O.O
[22:52] < Nic> Kelly's that unarousing?

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*cackles*

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< Wasu> o_0
< Nic> bwaahahahahah
< Nic> kekehehehakahaha
< Nic> ooooh if I were an goldfish with a penis...
< Nic> i'd eat crackers
< Nic> and then i'm pee out pickles!
< Nic> and then i'd lick my mouse pad...
< Nic> and give it herpes

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< Nic> Heeeeee!
< Nic> Roy's peepee sticks out. ^_^
< Chickencha> o_O
< Squally_Leonharty> O_o
< Gau> wtf
* Nic is now known as Nic|SSBM
< Chickencha> I think that frightens me even more.

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...Interesting. xD

Sorry, I'd forgotten about all of those. o.o Hrmmmmn.

Damn. I was gonna post this convo between me and Bunnay about Serge of Chrono Cross having a nice ass...but I can't find it now. ;.;

Loki: xDD girls do care, dude. 0=)
Loki: and if not, you always have me. xO
Keen: Thanks dude, that's really comforting, really xO"

Loony_BoB: *considers writing a fic about EoFF*
Nait: "Oh, please, don't," Stalin sighed as Raistlin slid down her right... Um.
Nait: What are those things that are on the shoulders and keep dresses up?
Loony_BoB: Please, don't >_<
Nait: What? =O
Loony_BoB: straps =P
Loony_BoB: Don't do an erotic one.
Nait: Straps, right.
Nait: Why not? =(
Loony_BoB: Coz nobody would enjoy it.
Nait: >=O
Loony_BoB: =P it's true.
Nait: I am certain the girls would find it amusing. :(
Loony_BoB: :p dunno
Nait: But I might use that beginning. >:D
Loony_BoB: xD
Loony_BoB: Whatever, man. ;) I personally wouldn't mind seeing a fanfic based on the REAL personalities, but I guess that would be asking a bit much.
Loony_BoB: personalities and/or events*
Nait: I don't know anyone enough to know them.
Nait: "Mm, please, don't," Stalin whispered as Raistlin slid down her right-side strap.
"Don't worry, baby, your hubby won't be around here for hours... Mmmm."
They both fell down on the sitting-room couch, kissing passionately. He had his hands all over the place, when, suddenly, Stalin tensed, and stood up.
"What is it, baby?" Raistlin asked.
"I think I heard a car," she said nervously.
"Don't worry, it was probably nothing, come back here..."
Suddenly, the door was kicked open, and in the doorway stood an ominous figure, frothing, and waving a gun.
"Time to die, bitches!" Lana shouted and started firing the weapon randomly.
Loony_BoB: x_x
Nait: =o
Loony_BoB: *quotes*

wtf? *laughs*

* Strider does Jedi mind trick on Jen
[Strider> You need sleep
[pureghetto> blurp blurp
[Jen> i need sleep
[pureghetto> tell her to have sex n' stuff
[pureghetto> and tell her she's a pony
[Strider> You will walk to your bed and sleep and now
[Jen> i will walk to my bed and sleep and now
[Strider> You will dream sweet dreams of ducks and oatmeal
[Jen> i will dream sweet dreams of ducks and oatmeal
[Strider> I am going now. I bid you all farewell.
[Jen> i am going now. i bid you all farewell.
* Jen has quit IRC (Leaving: On a jet plane...)


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crazyness....fear the chatrooms....:D

<Gren|Writing> This is Shorty's fault, bear in mind! http://www.angelfire.com/ak5/purgatory/my_wang.jpg
<Shorty> Ah.
<Shorty> IT SO IS NOT
<Gau> Actually, we couldn't find the page you requested. Please check the URL.
<Gau>
<Shorty> You lie, Spat. ;_; I told you not to.
<Proto> nice going Spat.
<Gren|Writing> You actually tried to open a file called my_wang.jpg XD
<Gren|Writing> You perverts! XD

del_murderus: THE NUMBER OF LEAVES ON THE TREE YOU CAPS WHORE

Greg: *Smokes his penis* =/.

That wasn't my fault, Spat. -.- *stabs* YOU BROUGHT UP THE TOPIC.

Smelly says: She asked why I do that [hide under my t-shirt], and I couldn't give an answer that wouldn't make me look weird
Rei says: cause it makes you look cute? =o
Rei says: xP
Rei says: I only hide down my top to look at my own boobs
Rei says: xDDDDDDD

mikztsu2000 (1:39:14): Shell?
stardoniix (1:39:24): Mikk?
stardoniix (1:39:31): You're online??
mikztsu2000 (1:39:38): No, I'm not.
mikztsu2000 (1:39:41): You idiot.
stardoniix (1:39:45): WTH


Strdoniix = Sapphire ( or Sapphire*stardust). Hopefully we can get her to return to EoFF.:)

20:22] Gau> But seriously.
20:22] Gau> What is Final Fantasy?
20:22] Gau> I've never heard of such a weird thing.
20:23] diobalical> gau were did you get that name?
20:23] Gau> This name?
20:23] Gau> My name used to be Gay.
20:23] VampireCrono> ......xD!
20:23] diobalical> oooooook
20:23] Gau> But I did a typo one day, and it kinda stuck.
20:23] Akumaou812> uhhhh ok then
20:23] VampireCrono> roflmao
20:23] diobalical> lol


I took out some of the non-related stuff. GOOD TIMES!

Funny as hell. Linus and Spiff had arrangement that both will nominate them to be "most likely to get together".

Linus> Spiff you :skull::skull::skull::skull:ed up #50 for us.
Strider> I think I can honestly say that "Spiff are teh suck" :D
Spiff> And I did nominate us for best couple, dork.
Mikztsu> You spam the place up!:D
Linus> MOST LIKELY TO GET TOGETHER.
Linus> LOSER.
Linus> GOD.


Ooops, Spiff.:)

I'm not in one...:cry:

Faris_the_guy: I'm not in one...:cry:

:laughing:...thanx(every time I wine...you don't have to listen to me...)

[06:56pm] _ (..topic..) Gau changes topic to "Welcome to EoFF | Go VOTE if you haven't already: http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showt...4&pagenumber=1 | Just because I haven't made a topic in a while? *rides with Dan* | Halan has a nice butt."
[06:56pm] •Spiff• :O
[06:57pm] ·Kane· kekeke~
[06:57pm] •Spiff• I'm tel-ling!
[06:57pm] ·Roogle· KEY KEY KEY
[06:57pm] ·Gau· It's TRUE
[06:57pm] ·Kane· I wouldn't know. ;_;
[06:57pm] •Spiff• me either
[06:57pm] ·Kane· I've seen less of her but than I have Ally's. D:
[06:58pm] •Spiff• +t
[06:58pm] ·Kane· Yah
[06:58pm] ·Roogle· rofl
[06:58pm] ·Roogle· Read that sentence if it was "but"
[06:58pm] ·Kane· xDDD
[06:58pm] ·Roogle· I've seen less of her, but then I have Ally's
[06:58pm] •Spiff• Haha
[06:58pm] ·Kane· Oh, I wish.
[06:58pm] •Spiff• Give that back!
[06:58pm] ·Kane· Good work, Roog. xD

Shorty: xDDD WEAR A TOWEL ON YOUR HEAD
Shorty: xD And then take another picture for me!!
Shorty: And THEN make Dan wear one on his head! xDDDD
Joaquin: XDDDD *holds self laughing*
Shorty: =DD xDDDDD
Shorty: *pictures you two running around JAmes' flat with heads wrapped in towels* xDD
Lokki-ru: xOOOOOO
Lokki-ru: I'D NEVER BASTARDISE MYSELF LIKE THAT
Joaquin: xDDD ah crap, I'm almost crying
Lokki-ru: I mean i might wear a skirt every now and then but no towel.
Joaquin: dude... xDDDDDDD
Lokki-ru: xDDDD

Blizzard: http://invisionfree.com/forums/Locke...st=0&#entry142
Cloud: you...:mad2:
Blizzard: you!
Blizzard: >=|
Cloud: >=|
Blizzard: >=O
Cloud: >=|
Cloud: there >=O
Blizzard: there >=O
Cloud: >=O my face is bigger
Cloud: >=O *is a better person and shall therefore ascend to heaven*
Blizzard: >=O my face is more intimidating! big head!
Cloud: >=O REDRUM! REDRUM!
Blizzard: >=O DARKREDRUM DARKREDRUM
Blizzard: Yes, Murderkrad.
Cloud: XD
Blizzard: xD

Rory: What's the date!?
Me: UM
Me: THE TENTH
Rory: OF WHAT?!
Me: TUESDAY?

EoFF chat got little boring, so we made it less boring:


Kane> Wiggidy wiggidy
* Strider breakdances
Mikztsu> Lallatilallati
Mikztsu> (that's what we Finns say instead of wiggidy wiggidy)
Mikztsu> Anyone wants to discuss about gay dogs?
Spiff> No.
Spiff> >:O
Kat> My fear of Mik just rose.
Strider> Gay dogs?
Mikztsu> Well, we talked about'em yesterday.
* Strider adopts a blank stare
Mikztsu> How I saw 3 gay dogs :skull::skull::skull::skull:ing in outside restaurant in Portugal when I was kid.
Boko> did you join them
Mikztsu> It's ok, Kat. It's ok. Just take Mik's hand.
Mikztsu> Nope.=x
Strider> He was a kid, Boko
* Ally has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
Kat> I think not.
Mikztsu> Ohh, so NOW Mik would join, eh?=D
* Chubbzilla has quit IRC (Leaving: hohokegyo pompoko pi~)
* Nicolas has quit IRC (Leaving: Doing other stuff.)
* Nicolas has joined #eoff
Kane> Of course.
Strider> Nah, I'm surprised you didn't join back then.
Kane> Now take his had, Katty! >:O
Strider> After all, as kids we all explore our sexuality.
Runeglom> Yeah, take his had.
Strider> :D
Kat> He might take me to some gay frucking festival. *_*;
Kat> *dog
Boko> ^___^'
Mikztsu> =o
Kat> Let's forget I tried to say anything. *_*;
Spiff> Or just a plain ol gay :skull::skull::skull::skull:ing festival
Strider> I'm sure they have one somewhere
Kane> Who wouldn't want to go to a gay dog frucking festival?

Lalala...

And later.....

·Kat· Now I'm going to be attacked by gay people. :o
•Spiff• At least you wont be raped.
·Mikztsu· Yes.
·Kat· You're right. Yay me.

Dbzgurl77 is my friend Abby, Zygote613 is me.

Dbzgurl77: i was in a hun mood
Dbzgurl77: instead of attilla, it's abby
Zygote613: you better watch out...it's abby the hun! invading a town near you on horseback with a bunch of horseback riding nuts who'll shoot arrows at you and rape your women...or your MEN!
Dbzgurl77: wow
Zygote613: thanks(?)

I was reeeaaally bored then.

Joaquin: xDDD someone voted me for "42) Go out to get the daily newspaper wearing nothing but their underwear and accidentally lock themselves out of their home"
Shorty: I would so believe it xDDDDD
Shorty: James Latimer, ladies and gentlemen.
Shorty: He's in his new flat, enjoying some coffee. In his underwear.
Shorty: Suddenly, he hears a call from outside.
Shorty: Could it be his long-awaited love has returned?
Shorty: NO!
Shorty: It's the newspaper boy. >:D Who happens to be named 'Dan.' What a name for a newspaper boy.
Joaquin: *is crying laughing*
Shorty: James, a strapping young lad, likes to read the paper.
Shorty: He pokes his head out from the door, looking in both directions.
Shorty: 'No one is coming, I can make it if I run,' he says to himself.
Shorty: Carefully, oh so carefully, he walks out and shuts the door.
Shorty: HE DASHES FOR THE NEWSPAPER!
Shorty: Upon reaching it, he grabs it and sprints for the door!
Shorty: But James forgot something.
Shorty: He reaches the door. 'Whew, no one saw me.'
Shorty: He grabs the handle and tries to open it.
Shorty: Oh no.
Shorty: It appears as if the door was locked when James shut it.
Shorty: Tsk tsk, poor boy. Now people are going to throw fruit and trash at him as they go by his flat.
Shorty: Remember, kids, unlock your doors when getting the paper.
Shorty: *finishes* :DDD
Joaquin: *is crying so hard* xDD Marry me
Shorty: Of course. xDDDDDD
Joaquin: woohah! *runs off with the sare-bear in his underwear*
Shorty: omg xDDDDDDDD *cries laughing*

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Joaquin: *is crying so hard* xDD Marry me

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*murder* :aimmad:

omg James xD

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*murder* :aimmad:

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*clings*

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*murder* :aimmad:

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Don't worry it's just one of those dodgy Vegas casino marriages that don't really count... *shifty eyes*

That's what you said about us too, James.

**Awaits his check for our son's CLOTHES AND FOOD, YOU BASTARD.**

Joaquin: Who's the kid =o
Linus: Paco
Joaquin: Paco... as in, Faris_the_guy?
Linus: NO
Linus: If that was our son I'd murder him
Joaquin: c'mon, you'd be a great parent. You could teach him the fine art of pulling on your nose for pleasure
Linus: lololololloloz
Joaquin: Hey, if faris_the-guy is our kid, then that means you would keep the money I'd send. Evil bastard >=(
Linus: Yes, I would.

CitizenBleys> It's like Moncton, but with fewer Francophones :p
CitizenBleys> And more rich white brats.
Shadow_2084> Yeah I been there a lot
This_Guy> lol
CitizenBleys> Seriously.
This_Guy> i thought bleys was white?

Alex: Yippee
Nicky: Yugoslavia!
Alex: Yugoslavia starts with a 'u', you idiot!
Nicky: ...
Alex: DAMMIT!

[11:47pm] ·Linus· Everyone have fun in my urine.

< Kuecari > Again, another person who has their cocks wrong

Me and Sarah made the cake out of my sperm to Fetus and he ate it lolz!

* Mikztsu gives teh cake to fetus
Spiff> Like I sead. Matt's overrated.
Kane> Ya
Kane> y
Kane> *eats cake*
Mikztsu> lolololololol
Shorty> xDDDDDDDDD
Spiff> olmfg rofl
Mikztsu> u just ate cake full of sperm lolz!
Spiff> rofl
Spiff> rofl
Shorty> xDDDD
Spiff> rofl
Kane> >:OOOOO
Mikztsu> xDDDDD
Lasagnia> :o
Spiff> roflorflorflorflorfl
Shorty> omg *dies laughing*
Mikztsu> XDDDD
Spiff> kane is gonna hav stumach babies
Mikztsu> lolololololololol!!
Kane> ;_;
Mikztsu> lols!
Shorty> stomach babies xDDDD

DArul_Snizz:Ashley: what is your favorite brand of make-up, girlfriend?
Me:lol
e_estlin_c:xD
Me:XDDDD

Ashley is a guy and has his nick as Ashley_the_guy because

Roogle:Halan, Who do you think has the worst nickname here?
Halan;Uhh, I say Faris because if you need to include the guy in your name then you must not be secure of your masculinity
Halan: because I mean Faris is a guys name
e_estlin_c:XD
Halan:now if your name was Ashley, then maybe you should include the guy so ppl know

Roogle changes his name to Ashley_the_guy
lolz...hahahahaha those were priceless

Bonnie needs to play Final Fantasy 5, Faris is so not a guy. :rolleyes2

*** Wyllius has joined #eoff
Domino: Toyboy, hehe.
Domino: Uh oh.
<_> DADDY!
<________> Oh god.
<________> Soon there will be ***** in his ***.
<_> ****.
Domino: We're not doing anything!
* _ grabs his clothes.
<________> I'm still ******'
*** _ is now known as Daniel
*** Domino is now known as Nait
Faris_the_guy: *** babies
Nait: Nothing at all.
Daniel: KNOCK, dammit!
*** ________ is now known as Mikztsu

That was u???

Later...

Nait> This was my first time cybering, I think. :(
Nait> And it was gay. ;_;
Nait> oh, well.
Faris_the_guy> lol, they gave me cybersex
Nait> Lots of it.

Poor Nait. And we gave Faris some good cybering, too.


EDIT: And even later, Faris the guy probably got so excited about cybering that....

Faris_the_guy> Who didnt have cybersex yet :)
Strife> Me :(
Faris_the_guy> lets do u
Strife> Not that i'm into that or anything....
Strife> Oh dear...
Daniel> No, Faris.

Dear Lord, help us.

Sorry double-post.>:O


Hot Blonde Elf: Yeah...
Mikztsu1: We should also invite innocent people
Hot Blonde Elf: But it'd be the coolest chat EVER...
Mikztsu1: You know, kinda like as our toys.
Mikztsu1: Like Michelle. Stardust in LJ.xD
Hot Blonde Elf: JOSH!
Mikztsu1: Yes, Linus too.xD
Mikztsu1: Toys are always good.
Mikztsu1: Little toy boys and toygirls
Hot Blonde Elf: o_O; Dude, has anyone ever told you that sometimes you give off the 50-year-old-stalker vibe?


She's Bombshell in EoFF. We were just...planning stuff.:P

*Posts*

Mikztsu1 (2:09:28 PM): Are you registered in EoFF?
Hot Blonde Elf (2:09:33 PM): Yes.
Hot Blonde Elf (2:09:36 PM): Bombshell
Hot Blonde Elf (2:09:40 PM): *Never EVER posts*
Mikztsu1 (2:09:58 PM): >:o
Hot Blonde Elf (2:10:08 PM): No one likes me there.
Mikztsu1 (2:10:40 PM): You are paranoid 'ho!
Hot Blonde Elf (2:10:55 PM): >.>
Hot Blonde Elf (2:11:01 PM): SO :skull::skull::skull::skull:ING WHAT!?
Hot Blonde Elf (2:11:11 PM): <.<
Hot Blonde Elf (2:11:17 PM): It's Bleys' fault...
Hot Blonde Elf (2:11:26 PM): He...he tried to eat my spicy brains...
Mikztsu1 (2:12:00 PM): Oh, that damn Bleys...
Hot Blonde Elf (2:12:38 PM): *Cry*
Hot Blonde Elf (2:12:55 PM): I still have a picture of his crotch, though.
Mikztsu1 (2:13:00 PM): Stop crying! *slap*
Hot Blonde Elf (2:13:12 PM): o_o;;
Mikztsu1 (2:13:16 PM): I've seen plenty of his crotch.=D
Mikztsu1 (2:13:29 PM): Now shuttup biatch and make Mik a meal.
Mikztsu1 (2:13:30 PM): =)

muchacho: *poops on farises face*
Me: *stuff poop in muchacho's face*

We both got banned for twelve hours shorty after

Chaos: I posted pictures of me playing with me new toys on my LJ. :)
Joaquin: That almost sounds like a pr0n advert
Chaos:...click and find out...

Meanwhile, in secret channel of retardedness.

[00:21:23] /@]Sunil> **bans spiff**
[00:21:24] * +Nicolas hugs Bonnie.
[00:21:40] · Mode/#:skull::skull::skull::skull::skull: [+b *!*@ffchat-3f38bee0.ph.cox.net] by: Sunil
[00:21:40] · Mode/#:skull::skull::skull::skull::skull: [-bo+b *!*@ffchat-3f38bee0.ph.cox.net Sunil *!*Balthasar@*.sc.rr.com] by: SpiffAway
[00:21:40] · Kick/#:skull::skull::skull::skull::skull: Sunil!~Balthasar@ffchat-52627b1.sc.rr.com by: SpiffAway (BAN PROTECT - Do not ban me (*!*@ffchat-3f38bee0.ph.cox.net) [kick count:1])
[00:21:44] /+]Nicolas> Because I love you. :)
[00:21:49] /+]Kane> xD
[00:21:53] /+]Kane> haha, owned
[00:22:03] · Mode/#:skull::skull::skull::skull::skull: [+b *!*@ffchat-3f38bee0.ph.cox.net] by: Halan
[00:22:04] · Mode/#:skull::skull::skull::skull::skull: [-bo+b *!*@ffchat-3f38bee0.ph.cox.net Halan *!*Halan@*.rev.o1.com] by: SpiffAway
[00:22:04] · Kick/#:skull::skull::skull::skull::skull: Halan!Halan@ffchat-1366b407.rev.o1.com by: SpiffAway (BAN PROTECT - Do not ban me (*!*@ffchat-3f38bee0.ph.cox.net) [kick count:2])
[00:22:07] /+]Kane> Good work Spiff!
[00:22:09] /+]Nicolas> O_o
[00:22:15] /+]Kane> xDDD

Unforutnatly leaving us with no active ops. D:

*wins*

Sakura Yume/Tammy's LJ: SOMEONE DO ME NOW! =X

Speckled Donkey: I AM HUNG OVER AHHHH
Josh Suth: AAAAAAAAH
Speckled Donkey: Time to shower; I smell like goat
Josh Suth: Bachelorette party
*** Speckled Donkey signed off at Sat Jun 21 20:35:20 2003.
Josh Suth: oh baby **pants**

When we were drinking on Friday me and my friend Sami ( who only likes punk and ska music these days) were talking about music.

ME: Well, I like how wide taste of music I have. Much more choice.
Sami: I like having narrow taste of music, so I can critisize all the trout music you listen.

Psy:We also went into a different girls MSN account and they're twins(they have the same password) and sent e-mails to all their friends saying they want some lesbian love
Me: XD
Psy: We even changed their MSN names to: I am secretly a lesbian. So all girls, c'mere and :skull::skull::skull::skull::skull: the horny b**ch I am.
Me: XDXDXDXD
Psy: And we changed their MSN avatar to: GAY PRIDE in pink letter


1) The girls have suffered enough
2) A 16 year old did this

Quote changer you!

1) I don't think so!
2) A 16 year old PSYCHOPATH did it. *nods* and people shouldn't give out their MSN passwords to others, should they? it's sheer stupidity

Josh wants to start a new one. :aimmad:

*archive*