OOC: Maxine - please tone down the "fighting" please
So many single ladies here. Don't be shy. *smiles charminly*
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OOC: Maxine - please tone down the "fighting" please
So many single ladies here. Don't be shy. *smiles charminly*
ok but she started it. EDITS.
So, you say your name is Darien?
Oooo... *passes Darien a glance*
Why don't we go get a drink and a bite, Maxine? Forget about her. ;)
Barbie and Nanny, feel free to join us... the more the merrier!
*hops into Al's truck*
Wow. It's so...big, and manly. I like it.
I like it hot and spicey.
Like a meatball.
Only no meatballs for me. ;)
Chaos
I don't know how to feel. How does a male version of Raist feel?
EDIT: I mean female. :D
French here too ! I will not let you have all the benefits. I am chested too !Quote:
Originally posted by Mistress Vivia
Because I'm French. We French girls are known to have advantages.
OK *starts stealing keys and dropping them down her boobs.*
I cannot get used to this bulge in my pants.
Chaos
Thanks for the change. ;D
Oh, yeah...
*scratches self*
*leans against the wall*
I guess I'm too late for any fun. =P
Hey there proto ;)
It's never too late for a secks change.
Hey there. ;)
*sees Protunia (*snickers at the name*) and waves her over* ;)
:D :D :D :D :D :D
:D:D:D:D:D:D :shame:
Shall I buy you a drink, my lady? *winks at Protunia*
Hey TGD stop hitting on my fellow girl. Treat her with respect!
...she's my girlfriend, in case you haven't noticed. =P
I hate you. You can't even use your own damn name in the gender-swap, you cheat.Quote:
Originally posted by Weslynia
I don't know how to feel. How does a male version of Raist feel?
EDIT: I mean female. :D
;) be my guest. ^^Quote:
Originally posted by The Grand Doug
Shall I buy you a drink, my lady? *winks at Protunia*
You'll have to blame me for that one, Rai--Bupu-chan. H-she was asking for it, with her post, though, you must admit.
Protunia, what would you like? ;)
She was most definitely asking for it. Begging.
As usual.
Surprise me sweety. ;)Quote:
Originally posted by The Grand Doug
Protunia, what would you like? ;)
...very well. ;)
*asks the bartender for "The Special"*
YOUR TRYING TO GET THE POOR GIRL DRUNK!!Quote:
Originally posted by The Grand Doug
Protunia, what would you like? ;)
Protunia, run away!
We all know you wanted to be Mrs. Bleys Maynard, Wes.
Appy polly loggies, oh my brothers. You see I had something of a pain in the gulliver and so had to sleep. I was not wakened when I gave orders for wakening. Still, here we all are, ready for what the old nochy offers, yes?
Oh man, make me a woman. Make me a woaaaaaan. :eek:
We aim to please.
Go for it. *braces self*
I hadbetter luck with the ladies when I was a lady... *shakes head*
I've missed a lot. Sad. Better late than never, though.
* Slams Maxime*
Do not assimilate chested and easy, you perv !
Make me something delicious. (Ally)
I'll play along too. I can't come up with anything particularly creative, so if you have any ideas you think are better than my suggestions, I'll trust your gender-bending judgement. If you can't come up with anything, here're a few ideas in no particular order of preference.
Garletta, Garlette, Garlesse, Garlene
Yeah! Yeah!! I wanna be male!!! :D
... Oh god, I can't believe I just said that. *slaps self* o_o
Hi Mikey. xD
*sexors you all regardless of gender or sex or status*
*makes out with Mikey* :love:
'Sup Protunia? xD!
Playin hard to get are we?
*purrrrrrrs*
i'm ridiculously sick and had to spend the day at work but I'll say HI in this thread and remember fondly my days married to Dr Unne.
I hope you feel better, Catherine.
too bad there isn't a best sex change screen name ciddie or i'd have won two. thanks, dar.
*brings a hand to her mouth, surpised* Oh my, you guys really did me well. <3 Thank you!
*bounces*
...That's a weird feeling.
*bounces*
*bounce bounce*
*bows to Lady Lynxilnia*
I must admit, mine is better than the Fool's Gold equivalent during their stolen version of this thread.
DEAR GOD! Make it stop! *runs* O.@!Quote:
Originally posted by MecaKandi
Playin hard to get are we?
*purrrrrrrs*
*runs after all braless 'n such*
:love: :love: :love:
lets get wiggy with it
*tries to be more creative than "This Girl"* :p
Okay. *let's Mandee take over*
SoQuote:
Originally posted by Darien
Okay. *let's Mandee take over*
she's on top now?
You'd know better than I would, darling.
He must be the pitcher, then. :X
All the good ones're gay. :(
If that was true, then I'd be having a good time now. And later I'd be running like hell from BJ(I was thinking of giving him a girly name, to fit the gender-swap, but then figured that "BJ" was good enough ;) ).Quote:
Originally posted by Darien
You'd know better than I would, darling.
And now, if you'll excuse me, I must comence running like hell from Mandee.
*runs like hell*
Ah, I didn't know you were still paying attention to this, Darien. xD
*is always on top*
Paying attention to what, now? *blinks*
*becomes an old lady* the decency of all of you. Why, back in my day, women didn't walk around half naked just whoring themselves away. Women were decent back then, not like they are now. The were polite, and waited until they were married to a respectable gentleman of good means. Hmmpph, I won't stand for it, we need morality around here.
*sexors betty0*
Hmmpph, the shame of it, why in my day, when a women sexored any one, they were banished from the community, and tarred and feathered, and forced to wear a scarlet "A". Ah, to be in the past again.
fine
*sexors betty0*
*banishes you*
Hmpph, I'm opening an academy for decent young women, none of the two cent whores that apparently populate here
Oh me oh my, where'd my Mikey go? :cry: :cry:
*flexes*
Hmmph, men these days, why can't they be gentlemen, none of this showing off their muscles, what ever happened to being delicate with a lady?
OH MIKEY!
*tackels and rolls around with*
teehee~
Nuu! I told you, I like the guys! Silly woman!
I don't caaaaaaaaaaare! Pretend I'm a guy. *humps*
You cant Sex-change me,I wont let anyone anywhere near my crotch with a pair of cissors.
Killy is already a girly name... *ponders* :p
Actually, it is not, but I like the new name.
No! Your boobs are too big to pretend you're a guy! *pushes off* o_O!Quote:
Originally posted by MecaKandi
I don't caaaaaaaaaaare! Pretend I'm a guy. *humps*
*goes to find a dude* ;D
Goodnight, everyone. *exits, stage left*
I'll strap 'em up! Baby please don't leave me! ;_____;
Forget about him, I will take you right now for hot lesbian sex.
*has said hot lesbian sex*
*but still thinks about mikey* :'(
I said forget about him, its all about you and me now.
*Has more sex*
*hits on the next girl-turned-guy* ;D
... xD!
I can't!
He's just so strong and sexy any full of hunky man-ness. :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
xD oooh lala... Mikey. ;)
Too bad I'm taken. :P
*sex0rs Mickey*
I don't think so, girlfriend. *snaps fingers* xD!
Back off, that's my man!
*claws eyes out*
I'm not your man, you big-breasted-beast! >=o!
*Bitchslaps Kandi*
he is mine now!
WHY MUST YOU LIE TO ME AND YOURSELF?!
*sobs in b00bs*
:'( :'( :'(
EDIT: you slut! *hits with purse*
*Pulls hair*
back off you big breasted whore
... >.>
*hits on Kitty* ;D
*kills you both*
:cry:
How could you kill me, I love you!
How could you kill me? I love you!
... Wait a minute... *stares*
I love you both equally, I swear!
You do? :love: :love:
*orgy* *orgy*
I am all for it
... *walks away* o_o
Dont worry, we still have each other.
But on the other hand.
*Drags mikey away*
*Rapes Mikey*
*joins in the rape*
^____^
Well, Ive had enough sex for tonight, goodnight everyone.
O_O!
... mommy... ;_;
I'm your mom now!
*drags off for more sex*
I need a name change. Whatever you can come up with is fine.
*humps Linus while he's still a boy, too*
Neat.
Edit: Nice.
For those who are a bit slow or something, "Sally" is the brother of "Linus."
Actually, Sally is Linus's admirer. O_o
Linus is Lucy's brother.
Stupid boy.
Dammit, I read the thing wrong.
Whatever, you're in love with yourself anyway, and I never did like Peanuts.
Typical idiot man.
I bet you can't even dress yourself.
I'm wearing BJ's deodrant today. :}
You call your girlfriend "BJ"?
That is SO CHAUVINISTIC! YOU DISGUST ME! SHE HAS A NAME, YOU SEXIST ASSHOLE!
She knows her place.
*Arrives late*
O.o
But is she as good as me?
It better not suck.
But I will!
*lunges at while there's still time*
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD @ This thread
EDIT: WTF?... :whoa: I'm not sure I asked for this... but whaaaaatever! :D
*Walks around with his... err... her studded leather thong...... and nothing else on*
I said NOT suck ;_;
stupid hormones making me cry ;_;
*gropes Fluffy*
IT'S NOT EVEN A GIRL'S NAME
It is now.
Just shut up and enjoy the ride. Damned women.
i ride you fo five dolla, honey
Hmm...cheap whore or bitchy girlfriend...
*sigh* I can't choose.
ooh you know you want me
i make it night you neva fo'get
Oh Al hunny, you go and have fun. I'll look after the kids.
http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/avata...ine=1070781344 Best avatar. Ever.
Am I the only non-slutty tart around here or something? *snaps fingers*
Doesn't look like anyone needs anymore name changes right now... I'll be going to bed soon, which means no admin's'll be around for awhile. Have fun!
*whips out his wang* YAY!
Jeez holy Crap. I wake up (its 9 am where I live) and look at this place. YOUR ALL SLUTS.
...and proud of it.
I like your avatar Jayne. So cute :p
Why thank you.
But...does my Elvish bum look big in this?
It goes great with the hat.
*swoon*Quote:
Originally posted by Sir Freddy teh Great
Oh well, gotta work with what I got. *seduces the laydeez*:love:
Chaos
Try to change mine :p
I don't think any admins are even browsing the forums now =P
*is still swooning, just to add.*
Awww nutsQuote:
Originally posted by Maria Sangria
I don't think any admins are even browsing the forums now =P
*is still swooning, just to add.*
I need a gender change, as soon as any admins get out of bed. Skogsina or Skogsette, or dare I ask? I'll leave it to your twisted imaginations....
HOOTERS wants some hooters.
[post to change gender]
Yah! *looks at porn*
I'm a guy for the day!
PENIS wants some penis!
Is that an offer? ;)Quote:
Originally posted by PENIS
PENIS wants some penis!
Hell yeah. Let's have a party, I'll bring the boobies and you bring the penis. Eduardo will bring the whipped cream.
kiyasa?
227
This is getting stranger.
*struts*
Good morning, ladies. :love:
Good morning, manly man. :love:
Good morning, penises. :love:
*Walks around in her BLUE STUDDED LEATHER THONG*
Hey boys, who wants some of this booty? ;) I'm here to make all your chauvanisitic dreams of opression and submission come true, yes I am. ;)
now its blue studded?. That must hurt.
Oh, sure it does, but it looks so great on this ass *shakes* I have no other option.
looking_4_porn, you have the best sig I had ever seen.
Quote:
Originally posted by War Angelina
*Walks around in her BLUE STUDDED LEATHER THONG*
Hey boys, who wants some of this booty? ;) I'm here to make all your chauvanisitic dreams of opression and submission come true, yes I am. ;)
LETS HAVE AN LESBIAN LOVE FEST!!! =D!!!! xD
OOC: Please don't get too carried away. This is not meant to be a graphically adult content thread. :P
heh heh, I was waiting till somebody noticed exactly how far this has gone. :p
I've never seen an EoFF thread like this before.
Although it is amusing, some of the comments have gone a little too far.
I got a little carried away, too...
Uh ?
Where is it gone ?
I want the gaaamme baack *sobs* :cry:
:p
Wow, you people think this is graphic.
Where were you last year, and the year before that?
Wait, especially the 2000 Anniversary thread. THAT was disgusting, right m4tt?
I don't recall any of the other threads being quite like this, JOSH.
I'm Sally.
And if you DID remember the 2002 thread(Massive orgy), the 2001 thread(Massive orgy), or the 2000 thread(Massive HOMOSEXUAL orgy) then you would see how tame this one really is.
Bitch.
O_O
you give me fiva dolla i be as graphic as you want sugar
Five dollars? If that's cheap, what does that make Kandi?
low-quality, darling. you got to know da moooves. i show you dem fo five dolla
That's not the way to do it, sweetheart. Watch and learnQuote:
you give me fiva dolla i be as graphic as you want sugar
*Ahem*
Sucki sucki, ten dolla!
She's got good tits that oneQuote:
Originally posted by Joelina
looking_4_porn, you have the best sig I had ever seen.
"you give me fiva dolla i be as graphic as you want sugar" ~ Cheap Whore the Date.
I wouldn't want to get 'graphic' with someone who looks like they've had their head busted wide open.
Mm, it seems like I've missed a lot. *looks back over everything that's happened*
Oh, I don't care, where're the men at?
Right where I am, darling. Just follow the trail of broken hearts. ;)Quote:
Oh, I don't care, where're the men at?
"Oh, I don't care, where're the men at?" ~ La Mariachita.
They saw your moustache and high-tailed it across the Mexican border, holmes.
XDDD
Oh dear, sweetheart, you shouldn't be this cruel to one of our sisters.... even if she does seem to be more of a brother... XD
*slaps the both of you*
I could have dodged that, but I was distracted by your enormous BEARD.
Wow, I don't log on for a little over a day and I miss so much.
Pfft. You know no one can resist a gothic chick. *flaunts*
*flashes 10 dollars* ;D
... xD!!
yeah...umm...I find that quite offensive really. Please don't joke aboot that subject eh.Quote:
Originally posted by Kitty
*Drags mikey away*
*Rapes Mikey*
How do you think I felt? ;_;!
Hello.
*is great*
Freddy
I'm back to make you all proper *hmmph*
Awwww.
:(
Freddy
Well hello, Freddy.
:whoa: Would you look at the size of that....Gryrating Possum!
Tee hee! Stop talking like that, you're making me blush. :blush:Quote:
Originally posted by Karenpatricia
:whoa: Would you look at the size of that....Gryrating Possum!
Agent Protatum is the best sex changed name ever for a female->male.
ooo can I have a name change? Do you guys decide or can we suggest something? Like wussybehemoth xD
Enjoy.
I would have made it "temporaryvishnu" :p
well you can name me what ever you want xD Thanks!
In that case, I shall refer to you as "Filbert" from now on.
Filbert? rotfl what is that?
Let my surgery begin!
'Kay!
Filbert the Frog?
ps This thread isn't graphic enough. Let me now demonstrate to everyone what I can do with a golf ball and my *snip* *snip* *snip* *snip* *snip* *snip* *snip* *snip* *snip*
FOUR!
Uh I guess I am a little late on this...I wonder if I still have time.
**humps freddy**