I guess one is just okay... :)Quote:
Originally posted by Xander
Can I run for the Kingdom Hearts forum? Do I have to choose two or is just one okay? Sorry, still finding this kinda confusing xD
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I guess one is just okay... :)Quote:
Originally posted by Xander
Can I run for the Kingdom Hearts forum? Do I have to choose two or is just one okay? Sorry, still finding this kinda confusing xD
Captain Wind Shear, you are cleared for landing!
Xander: Sadly, you must run for THREE forums grouped together, which I'll list below. Lets call these constituencies. I'm asking people to pick two constituencies of preference, but you can pick one if you want. Or none.
Anyway, this business has officially gone to craziness already, as we have:
RY and Breine for the L/G/A bit
Breine, Ansem AND A-K for FFVII-IX
AK And Ry for FFX and stuff
and Xander AND Ansem for the KH bit.
So according to my l337 skills, one of you is guaranteed not to run using the power of math. So eh, maybe one could switch to something else?
General Chat, Eyes on Each Other, and World Events: 1 person
The Lounge, General Gaming, and Arts and Writing : two people
one (1) representative for the following forums:
Site Staff, Help, and Feedback: Zero!. I'll force Sadia to sign up for that one :D
Final Fantasy 1-4, Final Fantasy 5, and Final Fantasy 6:
NO people so far =(
Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy 8, and Final Fantasy 9:
THREE people so far!
Final Fantasy 10, Final Fantasy 10-2, and Final Fantasy 11: 2 people so far
Final Fantasy 12, Final Fantasy Tactics, and Final Fantasy Tactics Advance: 1 person so far
Genral Final Fantasy, Video Game Music/TSW, and General Archive: 1 person so far
Chrono Trigger and Cross, Kingdom Hearts, and General Square Enix: 2 people so far
I'll run for FFVII VIII and IX and the lounge seeing as I am in the uk and therefore no nothing really of 10 - 2 and 11 so theres me out of that one.
Y'arrr!!! I be running for the "BAotW scrub our decks" forum!
If it's what you want, FA666.
Oh, and Flying Mullet, I just assigned you a forum: "The Psychotic reports you for spamming forum" :)
D'ARRRRRRR on that. :)
Y'arr, we be needing supplies soon, so watch your back land-lubbers!
Ah, okay Psychotic sorry I haven't been reading properly >_<
Okay, I'll run for KH, Chrono Trigger/Cross and Gen Square Enix.. my reason is that Kingdom Hearts is my favourite game, and I have a Kairi avatar! And also I've made quite a few threads in that forum. I can't really say much to the other two though =/
And I could run for Site Staff/Help and Feedback too. If you need someone to anyway xD
Because...I'm always posting in the help forum and needing help, and also helping with the sig thread occasionally. I've submitted a few things in the Site Staff forum..and well not much to say about Feedback but... yeah what the hell. =)
But if not, you can give me a title, either way I don't mind, hehe.
Xander: You should really run for the Site Staff and Help Forum :D
Nah, there's no need to be sorry, the rules are kinda confusing.
Anyway people:
I MADE A BAoTW PARTY SITE!
It's better than all the other parties sites, purely because it has much better content! But meh, I'm no HTML/whatever master, so that aspect kinda sucks, but I still think it looks kinda cool. But yeah, if anyone has their own cool design or something that is better than mine, by all means show me and we'll get something done. (But the background HAS to be that l337 shade of blue! ^_^)
Anyway, I'll try to update info on the members page as often as possible. And if there are any errors I didn't pick up on (And believe me, I made LOADS I did manage to pick up on!) then let me know. I didn't test out ANY of the links to members EoFF profiles, so if you're gonna go a-error huntin', you might as well start there!
One more thing: It has come to my attention from an anoymous source that Pop Idol magazine contained an article on how to be more like Avril. I personally am going to find a copy of this wretched filth, and burn it, and I encourage you all to do the same.
EDIT: Oh yeah, in case you're wondering, the majority of the history page is talking about BAoTW as an organisation, not as a party. The Organisation is 6 months old, but was always designed to run in these elections, like I wrote. So yeah, don't be confused that the members are joining differently to how they did in this thread and that you probably aren't mentioned, but hey, you will be once this election is over and all the people who are planning on joining do (THAT MEANS YOU! JOIN AND YOU GET TO BE ON A WEBSITE! WOWEEEE!), so yay.
Anyone from this party, feel free to be my sex-slave. And having fun with other slaves while Master Mik and mistress eternalshiva is resting.
Y'arr, anyone in this party is welcome to all of the rum they can handle and monkey fights if they join the Pirate Party.
YEAH! YOU GET TO BE ABUSED BY SICK 'NET PERVERTS! ISN'T THAT EVERYONE'S AMBITION? TAKE ALL THE PILLS HE GIVES YOU, AND TELL HIM YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND ADDRESS!Quote:
Originally posted by Mikztsu
Anyone from this party, feel free to be my sex-slave. And having fun with other slaves while Master Mik and mistress eternalshiva is resting.
Or you could just... you know... not.
...seriously though Mik, go away.
You too, Pirate losers.
Everyone go on the BAoTW site mentioned on page 7.
And anyway, lets have a cool debate. What is the best way to kill Lavigne? any takers?
Awesome site :D Good job on it. And yeah, who really wants to be abused by net perverts?
And the best way to kill her is to put in her in a room with actual punks and see how long she lasts as they beat the living daylight out of her for being a poser.
Thanks!
And I'd really just love to chainsaw Avril slowly, all the way down the middle. Anyone else want a piece of the anti-Avril action :D?
Chain sawing Avril would be cool. Also strangling her to death with her microphone's cord would rock. :)
We all know her microphone is actually a speaker, so it appears that sound is coming out of her mouth when she lip synchs!
Y'arr, badmouthing Avril. Maybe ye land-lubbers not be so bad...
Yeah. Like in that Simpsons episode where Bart, Nelson, Milhouse and Ralph become a boy band with the subliminal messages, and they have like a special Mic that makes them sound like good singers. xD
Yvan eht nioj!
Ex dee!
Best way to kill Avril? Hmmm... feed her feet-first into one of Saddam's people-shredding mahcines.
Actually, she's alright. I don't care about what someone looks like or thinks of themselves as long as the music is good, and a couple of her songs are nice. Still, Avril-bashing is fun =P
Edit: Don't worry Psy, I'll stay with you guys. Those are some seriously amateur pirates.
Alright, here's what I'm thinking of on the Avril front.
We grab her when she goes out to get her mail or something and put her in a van. Take said van to a predetermined location that will be devoid of any sentient life (like a McDonald's, or an abandoned warehouse.), where Avril will be removed from the van. She will be blindfolded so that she has no idea where she is. At any point if she speaks, she will be slapped across the face with a mackerel, preferably dead, but not frozen (so it will make her smell like fish). If the worst should happen and she should attempt to sing and thereby incapacitate us, her mouth will be sewn shut with piano wire. Before she is allowed to exit the van, she will be tied up so that she cannot move her arms or legs, sort of like a mummy.
Upon reaching the location, she will be taken inside with the use of a hand cart. She will be hung by the rope binding her wrists from a meat hook at a height so that her toes will be touching the floor, but a few inches too high for her to stand. At this point we will remove her blindfold and leave.
Now that I think about it, the warehouse dealie might work better for this part, although at McDonald's there would be innocent bystanders and children, which would make it funnier. A swarm of badgers, which have been starved for approximately a week, will be released into the room. However, due to the height at which Avril will be suspended, only her feet and lower legs will be within their reach. This will be videotaped and shown to posterity.
Once her legs are reduced to nubs, we will feed the badgers and go back in the room to gather them up. Avril's leg-nubs will be cauterized by dipping them in a fryolator. They will be battered beforehand. Anyone who is hungry can have some. Once all the badgers have been relocated to the nearest nursing home, we will continue with Avril. At this point she will probably be hallucinating with agony, and this will be exploited to the fullest. We will re-enter the room dressed in whatever neat halloween costumes we can find, and pretend we ate her family, friends, teenage admirers, and pets. Anyone who's into that sort of thing can feel free to do so; I certainly won't judge you. We will then make her watch her own music videos while she is hallucinating, but rather than playing her music, the Greatest Hits of Polka will be played. She won't know what the hell's going on.
Because it would be mean to leave her in such a state of bewilderment, a sandblaster will be used to snap her out of it. Paper cuts will be administered between her fingers, toes, the corners of her lips, and underside of her nose. She will then be liberally sprayed with Tabasco sauce. Then salt water will be used to remove the tabasco, and she will be doused in bacon grease. Ferrets will be placed on her and allowed to lick off all the bacon grease, but only if there are enough surface wounds to make it excruciating. We wouldn't want it to tickle, right?
Eventually this is going to get boring, and someone is doubtless going to ask if we could speed it up. Happy to oblige, we'll beat her with broom handles like a dirty rug, or a pinata. To keep it authentic, candy will be duct taped to her, and it will be a competition to see who can knock it off first. Once there are no bones left intact, and we've all had enough candy, she will be placed in a garbage can. This garbage can will be rolled down the steepest, highest hill around. If she's not dead yet, we'll do it a couple more times.
The grand finale will be a good old-fashioned kicking-and-baseball-batting-fest, just as was done to the deviant copier in Office Space.
She will then be cut into morsel-sized strips and made into jerky. Because then at least she will have served a decent purpose. Jerky rules. I hate Avril.
Umm... eew.
Well, THAT ruled.
Say... could I slap her round the face a few times round the face with a trout when she's in the van?
Oh, and thank you for your loyalty, Kiir. Unlike some *cough*BERT*cough*
Auron, if it's to get rid of that one pop musician can we do the same to a few others I can think of?
I dont mean to be here but I see one flaw in your plan. If the badgers bit off ehr legs how are you going to put sauce and paper cuts between her toes?
Stab Aviril with the Keyblade that Baloki gave me a while back in this thread. She dies. We cheer.
Now, back to business. Psy, please inform us of our next tasks.
EDIT: Shut up Bert.
The site looks great Psychotic, very blue! =D And my profile link seems to work, so yay.
That plan ruled *Round of applaud* :D
Basically, we have to round up the members who have thus yet to comment on what they'd like to run for/if they don't want to run, as if I remember rightly, only 9 people applied and we need 10. People to ask would be on the memberlist on the site that aren't on the list below it. I'm gonna start PMing people on Wednesday, but if any of you see them online, you can uh... mention it. Also, we plot about the revenge I mentioned in that PM.Quote:
Originally posted by Ansem
Now, back to business. Psy, please inform us of our next tasks.
And thanks Xander! And yeah, everything BAoTW is blue, so hey, the more blue the merrier :)
EDIT: Oh, and if any of you want to contribute to the banners or propaganda page (Hey, maybe I'll add Ansem and Joel's customised sigs in later!) then please feel free to do so.
EDIT 2: Yay! I spotted a couple of errors on the member page, in the bit I mentioned in this post. I'll fix them tomorrow, but if you're interested, I missed a tag there so there isn't a new line, and also I didn't include me as leader, which makes up the number 9, as otherwise it'd look like 8.
Yeah, join in on the banner/av fun :D
Alright, Bert, you got me. I failed to specify. We'll papercut the battered, fried nerve endings that would ATTACH to her toes. Then proceed as stated.Quote:
Originally posted by Bert If the badgers bit off (sic)ehr legs how are you going to put sauce and paper cuts between her toes?
Joel, by all means, my hatred for popculture is infinite, and I'll custom-make a "treatment plan" for any celebrities we plan on offing. I myself particularly dislike Ally McBeal, but I can't think of anything that would torture her without killing her, cos she's so damned frail that she'd just break. Perhaps force-feed her until she's the size of a normal human being, and then make her look in a mirror and let the aneurysm do the rest... hmm...
But yeah. I'm a creative guy. ;) Say the word and I'll desiccate whoever you want.
And that includes rude pirates!
What about Justin Stimberlake or those Ratface Nsync creeps?
FFI-IV/FFV/FFVI plzkthx
The spamming of my party's thread happened to me last year, too. And it's the worst thing to have. Especially when your party doesn't spam their threads. Moomba might remember that ;D?
I have been coming to EoFF, just not posting in this thread.
*disappears again*
Why should I join this party?
Because we rule. :p
Because we stand for:
- Randomness and Pointless Crap
- Walruses Rule
- AOL Suck
Sounds sucky to me. Try harder.
http://www.smallcave.net/rock/up/CARD.GIF
Im gonna make these cards for BAoTW members, there little ID cards I made out of boredom.
Followed Joel's lead with a little sharpie-doodled selfportrait. And too much free time on my hands. Feast yer eyes, assorted sirs and madams!
http://www.angelfire.com/ultra/badart/AK_IDcard.jpg
I'm rather proud of my little progeny. And just think, I could have been wasting that time writing a paper! Hah!:p
Thanks! *lands to BAotW air base*Quote:
Originally posted by Psychotic
Captain Wind Shear, you are cleared for landing!
Anything to do for now Psychotic?
remember, you need one member to represent each three forum group and one person to run as leader who is NOT running for any forum. I need the formal application which also includes your party sig banner by fri/sat at midnight eastern time. :D
Don't worry, I wouldn't call this spamming. I'm not the pillager/plunderer, etc. that the others are. I'm just a pirate.
Nice looking site. Looks like you and us have got the best ones. Hopefully that will give our parties an edge over the others. Check out ours too.
Just wanted to compliment you on the whole, uh, site thing. A'ar.
Wow Psy! That's a really cool website :D
Although I love Auron_Kotetsu's idea can't we kill her with samurai-swords?? It'll look REALLY cool plus it's finally an opportunity to do something very good (with style) in this world... :D
You draw good Auron_K! =o I wanna do a card, but I'm terrible at drawing myself xD
As I'm home sick, I'll do some more BAoTW stuff. :)
Enough killing Aviril! We must make haste! The other parties are in a panic because they spent too much time spamming and not enough making representatives. If we don't hurry, BAoTW will never be a real party and we will lose to the Newbies! THAT'S BAD! We need people for all areas and Psy can't be one of them! Please hurry!
Urgently rambled by,
Ansem
We have people in most spots right now. We just have to make it final and stuff. I wouldn't worry about it, Ansem.
(And I found some cool Walrus icons that I made awhile ago. Love them. <3)
http://www.angelfire.com/electronic2..._funny_hat.gif
http://www.angelfire.com/electronic2...alrus_love.gif
http://www.angelfire.com/electronic2...9/Walrus_1.gif
http://www.angelfire.com/electronic2...s_rolleyes.gif
Y'arr har har! Ye ship will sink before she ever sets sail scurvy dogs!
Yeah, I agree... all those wenches we stole sure weigh the ship down! Oh, and rum... can't forget that. In case your wondering, Breine is having a 'meeting' with your wenches right now. He should be done in an hour or so. We'll give them back then. (MAYBE)
Ok people, as we now have 10 applicants, I can do THIS:
Leader: Psychotic
General Chat, Eyes on Each Other, and World Events: Pure Strife
The Lounge, General Gaming, and Arts and Writing: RikkuYuna89
Site Staff, Help, and Feedback: Xander
Final Fantasy 1-4, Final Fantasy 5, and Final Fantasy 6: Sadia
Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy 8, and Final Fantasy 9: Fallen_angel_666
Final Fantasy 10, Final Fantasy 10-2, and Final Fantasy 11: Auron_Kotetsu
Final Fantasy 12, Final Fantasy Tactics, and Final Fantasy Tactics Advance: Joel
General Final Fantasy, Video Game Music/TSW, and General Archive: Breine
Chrono Trigger and Cross, Kingdom Hearts, and General Square Enix: Ansem
Non-runners: Recirculatory System
These are all people I have not receive applications from
Probable Non-runners: Moomba & Levia
People who I'm suprised didn't run: Free Spirit, Legolas63
People who are Valetine_4_ever: Valetine_4_ever
People who appear to have disappeared off the face of the earth: pixie_demon
Oh, and we have Wind Shear, our newest member who hasn't applied, but I'm thinking we make him an official member of the government, like "Air Chief Marshal of the BAoTW and EoFF air forces"
Cool, no?
So anyway, lookin' good, people? And my apologies to Breine, who is the only one who I didn't manage to squeeze into a position they applied for, but you seemed the best qualified person for Gen FF :D
EDIT: I'm gonna submit that tomorrow evening (Maybe in 28 hours from now?) so if you really wanted a position, speak now or forever hold your peace. And I'll give you all sweet custom titles, you ones who don't apply.
Yeah but they must have given her a mic plugged in the wrong way round or something for her "special" quality of singing.Quote:
Originally posted by RikkuYuna89
Yeah. Like in that Simpsons episode where Bart, Nelson, Milhouse and Ralph become a boy band with the subliminal messages, and they have like a special Mic that makes them sound like good singers. xD
*Begins burning the Pop Idol Mag, Pete Waterman and Simon Cowell*
Take that people who want us all to become Avril Lavigne.
Good Luck matties, oh and die pirate scum, mwehahahaha.
NB: Just an idea but if you move your base inland they can't get here.
Edit: Damnit, next time Ansem, next time, mwhahahaha *Flys off in a weird kind of hover car that looks like Dr. Claws, hint, hint*
Excellent! We are on schedule! And Baloki did something that didn't infuriate me! All is well.
It's okay. I actually thought about running for the general FF forum :)Quote:
Originally posted by Psychotic
So anyway, lookin' good, people? And my apologies to Breine, who is the only one who I didn't manage to squeeze into a position they applied for, but you seemed the best qualified person for Gen FF :D
Yay! :) Now that our group positions are pretty much done, we can continue recruiting a lot.
Good, everyone's happy! (except me 'cuz I never got my great, big Danish hug! :( )
Because Jess will be upset if you don't. Seriously.Quote:
Originally posted by Linus
Why should I join this party?
Oh, and Ansem, I think the girl in white with the watch in your sig is Danish too, so go ask her! :D
Her or that footballer Dennis Rommedahl, or whatever his name was. Or Lego! Lego is Danish! And so is a lot of bacon too. And those Danish things you can eat too. And a mermaid, cus all mermaids are Danish.
I like Denmark :D
Even the Little Mermaid? =D
The girl is just a blow-up doll Breine took to the dance... :shifty: I can't hug something that doesn't exist.
But seriously, I have never spoken with her. Maybe I should edit her out of the photo... Hmm.
Yes, they have a statue of her in Copenhagen, which Disney based their movie on. That was what I was referring to, of course.Quote:
Originally posted by RikkuYuna89
Even the Little Mermaid? =D
Yay, cause that was a good Disney movie. Mulan > Little Mermaid though.
Yeah, that's right! Denmark rules! :DQuote:
Originally posted by Psychotic
Because Jess will be upset if you don't. Seriously.
Oh, and Ansem, I think the girl in white with the watch in your sig is Danish too, so go ask her! :D
Her or that footballer Dennis Rommedahl, or whatever his name was. Or Lego! Lego is Danish! And so is a lot of bacon too. And those Danish things you can eat too. And a mermaid, cus all mermaids are Danish.
I like Denmark :D
Quote:
Originally posted by Psychotic
Yes, they have a statue of her in Copenhagen, which Disney based their movie on. That was what I was referring to, of course.
They based it on Hans Christian Andersen's story 'The Little Mermaid' And the statue is, of course, a tribute to Hans Christian Andersen who's Denmarks greatest writer :) I'm proud of being a Dane ^_^
Little Mermaid was a story? =o Awesome :)
Yay, the group positions look good Psy =)
<3 Little Mermaid. I think most of Disney's films are based on books or fairytales, except The Lion King is original *favourite*.
Y'arr, Little Mermaids be sea-faring folk so they be pirates!
All of that sounds good... That killing of biology teachers part, however... I dunno. I'll have to think on it.
We only execute Biology teachers if they annoy us. BTW, my Biology teacher, Mr. Hyslop, mysteriously died today! :shifty:
If that doesn't convince you, then just memorize my sig. It is the reason to join BAoTW!!!!!! *still wants that Danish man-hug*
psy psy psy, i was one of the 1st people to join way back in june, and im not even on the list.
im very sad
:D :love: :D :love: yay u guys let me join!!!! :D :love: :D :love:
:choc: :mog: ill run for ff X, VII or VIII as those are my favs!!:mog: :choc:
btw we will win and the pirates will lose!!:mad: :tongue:
All positions have been filled. Sorry.
are you talking to her or to me?
Pixie_demon, if we come into power, you can have the official title of:
Supreme Chocobo Misstress of EoFF. Sound cool? Also, you can name a theme day, like EoFF-wide Pixie Demon day! or EoFF Fish day! whatever you like! That's the benefit of applying late :D
AND MUCHACHO IS FINALLY HERE! I'm like..... so happy! He is the TRUE Pirate. He can be Captain and Reverend of all EoFF, and can even own the western section of EoFF! Cus he rules!
Her. *points to pixie-demon* Please muchacho, join us! We've been waiting the entire thread for your appearance! You just can't run to represent any fora. That's been done.
Ahhh, Mucha doesn't want any forums anyway, probably. He just wants nachos and a cool parade for him, probably. Which can be arranged.Quote:
Originally posted by Ansem
Her. *points to pixie-demon* Please muchacho, join us! We've been waiting the entire thread for your appearance! You just can't run to represent any fora. That's been done.
yeah im in, i just havent been online for a while.
i dont know which i like better though, cap'n mucha or mucha lutha king jr.
damn skippy, the threads are too much work
Mucha Lutha King jr. is better. Yay for Mucha. Shows those pirates the real way to "ARRRRR"
Cap'n Mucha Luther King Jr! Now let's show those losers in the Pirate party what a REAL Pirate looks like!
Oh, and SomethingBig, thanks for considering our party. We only burn Biology teachers if they annoy members, like Ansem said so it isn't genocide. I hope you will join us.
"pontiffex maximus cap'n mucha lutha king jr esquire the 3rd of florida" shall be me new name mateys. ARRRRRRRR
So we've got muchacho as our resident pirate and me as our resident swordsman (only I use a keyblade) and tactician. Good, all we need now is a stripper. Do I really need to say who I nominate for the job?... I thought not.
RY
That could work... I guess. I was thinking of a different candidate however... *smirk*
Yeah. All Math teachers should be burnt though. :p Math Teacher Genocide!
Edit: Why me, Mucha? =o
Yeah, well I AM Denmark! ;DQuote:
Originally posted by Psychotic
I like Denmark :D
And people should tell Dingo that Denmark > Australia.
Wait, we already did. ;D
RY: your the 1st person that came to mind
Hey! You guys can't kidnap me when my Master and Mistress are gone! Isn't that a pirate's job, anyway? I'm not your property, Psy, so stop kidnapping me!
Can I still hug you in private Gigglybear? *hopeful grin*
OMFG ME TOO! ME TOO! xDDDD ROFLOLMAOQuote:
Originally posted by Ansem
Can I still hug you in private Gigglybear? *hopeful grin*
Anyway, your misstress is not eternalshiva, it's your big sister.... MOOMBA MISSTRESS! Member of BAoTW, I should like to point out.
Uhm...if you really want to?
*confused stare*
Members of your party keep kidnapping me...because they want me to join. And they think they ooooown me! >:o!
dont worry i am here to help
yay! *is saved and goes back to be a sex slave*
*gives ya a great big hug before you go* Be good to her Spike. I'll kill ya if ya don't. Don't think I won't!Quote:
Originally posted by Giggles
yay! *is saved and goes back to be a sex slave*
ok i will *walks away with giggles*
*Huggles Spike and Giggles*
I love you guys :love:
*speaks through gritted teeth* Don't rub it in either. That is asking for your heart on my shelf.Quote:
Originally posted by Spike369
ok i will *walks away with giggles*
Aw, I love you too, Psy!Quote:
Psychotic: *Huggles Spike and Giggles*
(only, not enough to join your party, or get kidnapped willingly. sorry.)
Two parties, both alike in dignity,
In fair EoFF, where we lay our scene.
From recent grudge break to new mutiny
(insert a bunch of random Romeo and Juliet spinoff)
Two starcrossed lovers separated by politics
Or something.
=o
that was good you must really like herQuote:
Originally posted by Ansem
Two parties, both alike in dignity,
In fair EoFF, where we lay our scene.
From recent grudge break to new mutiny
(insert a bunch of random Romeo and Juliet spinoff)
Two starcrossed lovers separated by politics
Or something.
You guys ;)
Ooh, but wasn't the intro to that Leo DiCaprio *spits* version cool, with the crazy montage and the music? I wasn't too keen on the rest though.
'like' is an understatement Spike. I 'love' Giggles. I have since the days of Bruckner. One year ago.
sory my mistake
You needn't apologize Spike. It's a simple mistake.
but i cant mess with love its a rule of mine
She doesn't love me. No one does.
dont say that you will find the one someday
People love you...you can't keep thinking that everyone hates you, because it's not true.
giggles is right you cant keep puting your self down like that
You used to say you loved me... I believed you... look where we've ended up. *weak chuckle*
Soft! What light through yonder forum breaks!
It is the East, and Abigail is the Sun!
Arise fair Sun and kill the envious moon,
who is sick, and pale with grief that thou her maid art made far more fair than she.
*growls**whip crack*
No one kidnaps my protected Giggles without MY permission... DID NO ONE HEED THE WARNING IN MY SIG?? *whip crack*
I sure didn't :DQuote:
Originally posted by eternalshiva
*growls**whip crack*
No one kidnaps my protected Giggles without MY permission... DID NO ONE HEED THE WARNING IN MY SIG?? *whip crack*
Oh, and thanks for making our banner ages ago, you sex misstress-type thing!
If you wish to request for bomb runs, call me.
RikkuYuna will be the pilot of Aurora high-speed bomber when there is a mission order from Psychotic. Xander will be my wingmate of my strike fighter squadron called "BAotW Sky Raiders".
And one more thing. I have three SARS canisters, about a size of MOAB, ready to deliver.
Oh yeah, we could do with some Aerial support if those pirates come knocking again. Say, do you have some Exocet missiles or whatever they're called? Forgive my lack of knowledge, but I mean the ones launched from planes to attack and sink ships - they were used in the Falklands war. Or have they been updated now? Anyway, if you happened to acquire some, use them on the Pirate Party's ship, BAoTW Sky Raiders!
Yep, Psychotic. I have two kinds of anti-ship missiles in our armory: Penguin and Exocet. I just waiting for your mission order. Xander and I will deliver those.
Damn, so much funny stuff is going on when I'm not around *curses at time differences*
Yeah, Psychotic! Why would you do such a thing!?Quote:
Originally posted by eternalshiva
*growls**whip crack*
No one kidnaps my protected Giggles without MY permission... DID NO ONE HEED THE WARNING IN MY SIG?? *whip crack*
Wind Shear: Attack attack attack! :D
Breine: Yeah, to do funny stuff you need to be awake at insane hours. I was up until 3 AM today, in order to spam stuff. But my clock had stopped at 11.37, and I still thought it was 11.37 (yeah, I didn't notice until 3 that the time hadn't changed!)
Ansem: Let me ask you this: Do you really think it's a good idea to leave poor Giggles to be whipped all day, or instead to take her back here, give her nachos and have you guard her? Essactly!
Actually, Giggles has obtained the right to carry a whip because of her inner dominatrix just makes me SO DARN PROUD *tears up* and you're welcome for the sig that I made almost a year ago xD
Y'arr, whips shmips! Cutlasses and pistols is where it's at!
Just spamming *bored* :D
Nice to see all notions of dense fled in fear of this thread. Bout time too.
You see, this is what happens when your Internet connection is cut........Quote:
People who I'm suprised didn't run: Free Spirit, Legolas63
Could i have a small part on the Arts & Writing or something...or could i be the OFFICIAL WRITER for the BAoTW party, who like writes speaches, songs & poems and stuff?
I like writing so I'll really love doing that! Please Psy, please understand that my Mum is in charge of the phone Bill and removing my extension cord, stopping me from surfing prevented me from running......
It was her choice. I have no right to say anything.Quote:
Originally posted by Psychotic
Ansem: Let me ask you this: Do you really think it's a good idea to leave poor Giggles to be whipped all day, or instead to take her back here, give her nachos and have you guard her? Essactly!
I missed funny stuff too :(.
And awwww, you will find someone someday, Ansem. Don't give up!
And... *drum roll*
I just happened to find this somewhere... ;) (It's all in fun Mik's Beotches, don't hate me)
I just had to do this.:D
omg, you guys are like posting faster than rabbits hump :o
Legolas63, you can be the official writer. And don't worry about your Mum, my parents used to be internet nazis so I know what it's like.
And Ansem, yeah I know, it was just a bit of fun, kidnapping her and all.
Good work, RY and Joel!
And yeah Lev, we are. WEWT!
keww keww keww
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Originally posted by Psychotic
Wind Shear: Attack attack attack! :D
*flies an aircraft with Xander* Fox 2! *launches Exocet Missile at the Pirate Party's ship*Quote:
Originally posted by Flying Mullet
Y'arr, whips shmips! Cutlasses and pistols is where it's at!
RikkuYuna89, would you like to drop a canister of MOAB at Sex Slaves Pary?
:choc: w00t i love chocobos!! especially on white bread...kfc...mmm...kentucky fried chocobo...:choc: :choc:
i totally want my own day!!! on february 13th (which is a friday in my country) can be Pixie Supreme Chocobo Mistress Day!! all u have to do is ill make a thread on that day and all u have to do is post pics of chocos or funny/cute anecdotes about chocos!!!
that will make me soooooo happy!!!!!!!!
u guys rock!!!
Rikku Yuna: That's so awesome! :D
Granted Avril is pretty but she's just plain Talentless.
Both me and my friend spat on an Avril CD we saw in a shop today.
VIVA LA BAoTW RESISTANCE!
*flies with Wind Shear and helps attack*
Yay for us. =D
My friend's gonna buy one just to shoot it with his BB gun, I talked him into it.
Go Psy! :D And thanks Breine!
:love: @ Chocobo! It's so cute!
Only after they airbrush her picture! =oQuote:
Granted Avril is pretty but she's just plain Talentless.
*agrees* I want onneeeeee!Quote:
Originally posted by RikkuYuna89
:love: @ Chocobo! It's so cute!
Oh yeah, I submitted our application the other day, and it has been received. We just gotta wait til maybe this time tomorrow to find out if we are an official party or not.
If we don't make it, I'll cry on the inside. :eep:
But BAoTW is so great that it will probably make it! :D
Hah I took my cd I had of hers and me and my friend took it and took matches, keys, plyers, and scissors to it.Quote:
Originally posted by Joel
My friend's gonna buy one just to shoot it with his BB gun, I talked him into it.
That's the spirit! (That's the..... FREE SPIRIT! Geddit? Oh yeah, I know I'm so lame) DIE AVRIL....... DIE! >=)
Boo! *Throws tomatoe* Heh I have heard worse -_-
You want jokes?
AVRIL LAVIGNE!
There you go :D
Yo Avril so scary that she made the Boogie Man go hide in the closet!
I can't make jokes either xD
OMFG! Breine is so hot the Sun's jealous!
.................................................... *crickets chirp* *tumbleweed tumbles by*
I need a big, Danish man-hug! Waaaaah!!!!!
Whats the difference between Avril Lavine and Sadham Hussain?
Avrils tortured a lot more people in her time.
Avril Lavine was singing in a record shop and even the mime pelted her with rotten fruit.
Whats the difference between Avril and Green Vegtables?
Well the vegitables can at least hit the right notes.
Whats the difference between Ansem and Avril?
Avrils smarter but at least Ansem can sing.
Well done Psycotic :)
Right, I've got my first piece of OFFICIAL WRITING as my post.......
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BAoTW (Song 1)
The bored people wake today
and realise the worlds
going away
When God is no longer a threat
Poor singers do what they want
I bet
In fact, they're fed up with music
Like the "rock chick" Avril Lavigne
and Cher singing it
CHORUS
So what to do. what to say?
When the worlds gone to pot
Join The BAoTW party today!
And they see the poor sea animals
treated badly by the Pirate party
turned into morsels
And the holidays arn't great anymore
No celebration for great sea birds that
wearn't before
And Biology teachers are ruining school
talking in a evil way That they do
thinking it's cool
CHORUS
So what to do. what to say?
When the worlds gone to pot
Join The BAoTW party today!
So they've seen the world now
and what a evil place it is
and Cher is foul
"Hey! Let's make EOFF a better place!"
"A place where monkey's arn't killed!"
"and build a better race"
(Of Walruses)
So Psy did that, and what have we to do
The greatest party to ever run and win
The BAoTW, that's who!
CHORUS
So what to do. now that we got our way
When the worlds gone to pot
Join The BAoTW party today!
and make EOFF a better place
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So......
BRILLIANT work Legolas, that was really good :)
I'll upload that onto the BAoTW site sometime in the next 24 hours, so yay!
And Baloki, nice jokes, only you neglect the fact that Ansem is infinitely more intelligent than Avril, as he is in BAoTW, and she is the Avril. See?
*grr* t(*.*)> <--- Kirby flipping you off.Quote:
Originally posted by Baloki
Whats the difference between Ansem and Avril?
Avrils smarter but at least Ansem can sing.
Psy! Didn't he say he wasn't gonna spam us anymore back about three pages ago?
Baloki lies ... *WHIP CRACK*
Keep your whip away from the walri... and the penguins... and Breine... and me.
Hmph *makes you a slave*
You can't do that! If that were the way things worked, then BAoTW would consist of it's 20 members + a lot of pirates + Baloki + Spike369 + Giggles.
You guys ALWAYS kidnap our slaves! :/
*Kidnaps Ansem*
SAVE ME PSY!!!! I'M A VIRGIN AND I LIKE IT THAT WAY!!!! BRING BREINE IF YOU CAN!!!!
We don't ACTUALLY have sex with the slaves *that would be low :/* We only torture them. *WHIP CRACK*
EDIT: Takes back Cookies. *glares at Ansem* you're not allowed back in our thread! *bans you from the party*
*returns to BAoTW HQ*
You do not even know the things I've seen in there! But I'm back and I'm weak from the battles. I need that big, Danish man-hug more than ever now. Please Breine... it's nothing sexual... just a hug between friends. *falls onto big walrus sofa*
Then Ansem woke up to discover it was all a bad dream, and that the Sex Slaves had in fact kidnapped Faris_the_guy, who had driven them all to kill themselves.
The End.
Ansem still wants that big, Danish man-hug.
*falls back onto sofa crying at the sadness that is life*
I'm sure you'll get it at some point.
Anyway, for all of those who care, here are some BAoTW site updates:
In the early hours of this morning:
- Updated members page to include Muchacho, Faris_the_guy and Justin Credible
- Updated it to include the forums and official titles
- Updated propaganda to include Joel's Avril thing
Just now
- Added Legolas63's song to the propaganda page.
Maybe I should have added RY's anti-mik banner? Ah, I'll do that later.
In other random BAoTW news, I'm going to redo the organisation of BAoTW's site so it looks like the party's site, fun fun. And remember kids and kiddies, you're welcome to join the organisation too, you just gotta PM me and the like, and surrender your Ciddies votes/any other non-anonymous competition for the common good (Hey, you'll be voted for too. It's a good system, no?:D) and plus you get spoken to on MSN a lot.
Anyway, just a few hours now before Eestlection Boothinc(Cool name, no?) reveals what the 4 parties are. By a few, I mean a lot. By a lot, I mean a few. Clear?
Yay, can't wait.
If EB doesn't select BAoTW as one of the 4 parties, I will kill the Newbies, Pirates, and Sex-Slaves for bribing him. They must have plundered and whored themselves out a lot though... 1500% X Election Booth's HP score... what is EB's HP?
8237, I think.
Summon Bahamut and burn the parties if we don't win!
and pee on the remains, then take the ashes soaked in pee and wait for it to dry, then BURN IT AGAIN.
:DQuote:
Originally posted by muchacho
and pee on the remains, then take the ashes soaked in pee and wait for it to dry, then BURN IT AGAIN.
Okay, *does math* that's 123,555 Gil. Wow.Quote:
Originally posted by Psychotic
8237, I think.
HEY!
I find myself bored more often than not, and ironically (or is it), i'm Athiest!
*pricks finger with needle*
hmm hmm hmmmmmmm
*signs name in blood*
Does this mean you want to become a member, perchance?
Just let me know if you want me to impale something.
Such as Striff? =D?
Do you mean Strife?
I most certainly do. EVERYONE calls him Striff. Get with the time, ABBY. (Ha ha, I called you Abby!)
Oh and people, check out the BAoTW propaganda page as it contains new material from Muchacho, RikkuYuna89, and get this:
FARIS_THE_GUY!
Yes! And if you want to join these talented artists, post propaganda in this thread..... TODAY!
I don't want Strife impaled! He's cool! (only the cool kids can call him Strife, Psycho, get WITH it!)
Actually, no-one calls him Strife. It's either Striff or Kyle. Usually the former. Get your head out of 2003, Abby-Wabby!Quote:
Originally posted by Giggles
I don't want Strife impaled! He's cool! (only the cool kids can call him Strife, Psycho, get WITH it!)
Pshaw, Psycho-Wycho! I can call him whatever I want. And, since Strife is what the cool kids call him, that's what I'll call him too. ANd, if I'm the only one who calls him Strife, then I guess that's the proof that I'm the only cool kid, eh?
:( Oh my oh my, whatever am I do to in this situation? I know, what would Faris_the_guy do? *thinks*
citizin bley's is cool!
Ha ha, suck on that. But actually, FTG did have some words for you:
"Everytime someone joins the Mik party, a penguin dies."
"Stop the hate"
Here are some words for you:
"Everytime someone joins BAoTW, 6 penguins die."
STOP IT! I HATE IT WHEN WE FIGHT! :cry: SEE? YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY! *sniff* And all I wanted was to be loved :( *sigh* AND DID THAT NIGHT IN PARIS MEAN NOTHING TO YOU? *sniff* :cry:
No, thats six pengiunes rescued.
I'm sorry, Psycho. It's just that...it's so hard to be apart after that night! I just get so, so bitter! We need to have another night together, soon, before my heart longs even moooore!not.
:) <3
Harass me internet stalkers, hmmmm? :radred:Quote:
Originally posted by Giggles
I'm sorry, Psycho. It's just that...it's so hard to be apart after that night! I just get so, so bitter! We need to have another night together, soon, before my heart longs even moooore!not.
:lovers:
Are you trying to say that you want to be my stalker?!
Stop encouraging her Psy. It's getting to be a nuisance.
:o Psy is already harassing me...You can't stop him now!
Psy, yes that means i do want to join...
Psy is dead. Your master in command was slain! *whipcrack* You days of anarchy are about to begin!
Mind you, I suppose his ghost could come back to finish his BAoTW business.
No I most certainly am NOT dead.
Anyway, welcome, Surfacing! *hands nachos and a really big knife* don't forget to vote BAoTW either :)
You're just in denial, Psy!
Dead you are, and I am sure of it! *whipcrack*
*adds knife to others on wall*Quote:
Originally posted by Psychotic
No I most certainly am NOT dead.
Anyway, welcome, Surfacing! *hands nachos and a really big knife* don't forget to vote BAoTW either :)
thanks!! *goes & votes*
AWESOME! WE GOT PICKKKKKED!
Ok, BAoTW candidates (You know who you are) you're gonna get a PM from Election Booth asking you why you should be elected, I think.
AND OMFG MYSTERY PARTY OMFG OMFG OMFG *runs around in circles*
BRUCKNER? GOATSECS? ACE?!?!!?!!?!?
Actually, it probably has something to do with the BRETT FAVRE PARTY!
*bored*
And I'm still pissed because you guys are having so much fun in here while I'm sleeping :crying: *curses at the time difference*
Well done for getting through
I just wanted to personally say Psycotic, well done on getting though and I hope you do well and enjoy the elections :choc:
Congratulations to the n00bs for being listed 5th in the party listings. You suck that much!
*Ignores Ansem the oh so cutie*Quote:
Originally posted by Ansem
Congratulations to the n00bs for being listed 5th in the party listings. You suck that much!
*hides in a corner and rocks back and forth while crying*Quote:
Originally posted by Baloki
*Ignores Ansem the oh so cutie*
*poops on all the newbs in this thread*
hey im on the prapaganda page..... yay:D
*waves sexy cookies in front of you*
Just spamming... You know, to keep this thread going :D
sexy cookie? okay then whatever *waves big warm melted white chocolate chip cookie in front of ansem* You gotta give them the right incentive otherwise they never stop then they go mad :)
Thank you, Baloki. I repeat the same message in your direction. AND OMFG! I always thought that was a fox, when it is in fact Tails! *dies a lot*
Sexy...cookies? Uh... let's pretend she just called us all sexy, and cookies is a term of endearment. So thanks, Giggles!
Oh, and w00t! FA666! I had paranoid delusions that you'd disappeared or something. Oh don't mind me, I'm insane and paranoid(Whoo..... Black Sabbath reference. I think). But meh, Election Booth is gonna PM you sometime about the candidacy thing, so be prepared, and all that. Same goes for the rest of you: Joel, RY, Xander, Breine, Sadia, Ansem, Auron_Kotetsu and that other guy called Pure Strife. EB will be in touch. And if he isn't, I'll look damn stooped.
Y'arr, ye days be numbered walrus lovers!