Because of the candy in the lower intestine
Why is my cat so jumpy today?
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Because of the candy in the lower intestine
Why is my cat so jumpy today?
Because I gave it crack.
Why do road trips rule?
Because they rock. :rock:
Why is the sky purple and the clouds pink?
Because I slipped LSD into your soda.
Why do we all live in a yellow submarine?
Because we stole it from the Beatles
Why do old people like the beatles?
Because young people don't.
Why does Mario golf?
Because they kicked him out of cheerleading
Why does Mega-man wear blue?
Because he luffs blue. :skull3:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was bored.
Why can't Adult Link use a slingshot?
Because he's to old for that.
Why did i finally post faster then yoo?? :tongue:
Because he has a kick ass bow instead.
Why would he wanna use a slingshot over a bow?
Because.
Why am I posting faster then everybody?? :skull7:
Because you like this thread.
Why am I posting so fast as well?
Because you are, but you're not really.
Why does a egg die when it cracks??
Because crack kills.
Why is it bad to kill a mockingbird?
Because it's bad to kill.
Why doesn't a cow drink milk??
Because dairy farmers united to form a discrimination group against cows to keep them from drinking milk.
Why is it ok for Bush to kill me but not for me to kill him? :(
Because bush kills justly
Why does everyone hate bush?
Because he 'doesn't' kill justly.
Why do I h8 Bush?
Because your a commie
Why does my sitsers dog cry so much?
Because your a Taste-less Pie.
Why what is a COMMIE??
Because a red
Why am I having such a hard time scanning my hand for the hand scan thread?
Because there's crums on it.
Why was someone eating a cookie on the way inside?
Because it wasn't me.
Why why why?
Because because because!
Why do I feel the need to keep the fluffy puff background?
It's because it makes you feel special.
Why is Ex-Death now my favorite final fantasy villain of all time?
Because I don't know who the hell he/she/it is.
Why don't I know who he/she/it is?
Because i dont know who he/she/it is either
Why can i still kind of remember he/she/it though?
Because you were that person in your former life.
Why did I throw away my Driver Handbook? when I should be studying it for the test :confused:
Because tests are overrated
Why does Art class suck so verry verry much?
Because your teacher sucks.
Why does crack kill?
Because you could trip over it
Why do most giant robot games fail to be as good as I always expect them to be?
(Holding Gundam-Encounters In Space in hand and actualy just hit the net to get some codes)
Because giant rats and robots should get married.
Why does my back ache?
Because it isn't made out of chocolate.
Why Em See Eh?
EDIT: Because YMCA IS SUCK
Why, what did you done to break it?
Because, I are ready am fixing processes
Why does shorties watching shorties suck so verry verry much?
Because you're tall.
Why are you making SO much sense (not reali) anyway, still...
Becauze I want to but then again I don't really want to, you know it just depends on what moods myself and the recipiant is in.
Why do you like chief custard?
Because it tastes good (duh)
Why is pizza so good?
Because it doesn't wanna get it twouble...
Why is it that even though Pizza is so good we still eat it alive. It's so unfair. :skull2:
Because humans are horrible evil creatures
Why does latex leave such a weird feeling to your skin?
because.
why?
Because
Edit::Why does the monkey want the banna that belongs to the other monkeys monkey?
OMG, you can't get away with thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Ki Ki
*Throws smite sticks*
Because you ALWAYS HAVE to start with because. :skull5:Quote:
Originally Posted by Baloki
Why can't I get away with this?
*gets away with this* :skull3:
Because Yevon won't allow it.
Why does Lita drink the champainge from the donkey punch bowl opening of the tunnel leading to the end of health class in 7th grade Engrish?
Because Lita gets away with it.
Why does Lita defy Yevon like I do?
Because I think this has gone on long enough.
Why am I closing this thread? :D