Then we'd all be shooting each other.
What if I kissed you?
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Then we'd all be shooting each other.
What if I kissed you?
I would melt.
What if I dumped a case of frogs on you?
I would cry.
What if I ate you?
'Oooh save some for me! Oh wait...'
What if the pirates and aliens came back to finish me off?
Then I'd eat your corpse. (:
What if I said you look like a zombie?
I'd disagree but my jaw might fall off.
What if i did attain the rank of LvL 99 Fragmaster X of the Platinum Elite Dragon?
Then you would attain the rank of LvL 99 Fragmaster of the Dragon. (:
What if I cried now?
I would hand you a hankey....an exploding hankey
What if i handed you an exploding hankey?
Then I'd wipe my nose and it would explode then I'd be noseless then I'd cry and be sad cause I didn't have a nose thanks to you!
What if I came after you 'cause you exploded my nose???!!
I would run away screaming at the noseless zombie!
What if Kiki was a zombie?
Ah!! I would cry because I didn't have a nose!!
Then I'd be sure to chase pies!! ESPECIALLY TASTEY ONES. >}
I'd have to frag her :D Sorry KiKi. Its in teh rules. All undead = Instant Frag
What if the horrible movie Waterworld became a reality?
Then I'd be a swimming zombie and look for a pie to eat and a freak!!
What if I ate tasteypies?
(what's frag?)
Then you'd be arrested for public indecency.
What if you stumbled upon a website containing Donad Duck hentai?
That's great. Donald Duck with devilmaykickass hentai........ :eek:
What if I kick your arse so hard?
Then I'd cut you! Or kick, bite and scratch....whichever came to mind...
What if you could suddenly master any martial arts?
Then I'd kick even more ass...
What if you stumbled upon a website containing nothing more than a picture of two beds and a coffee machine?
I'd make a thread at EoFF about it.
Q: What if MB7, DMKA, and I all got locked in a room together for 24 straight hours?
Then I'd be Banned for saying.
What if Ansem ever ran out of cookie dough?
I'd go insane and lock DMKA, MB7 and myself in a room for 24 straight hours to see what would happen?
Q: Why would DMKA be banned if he said what would happen if he, MB7, and I were locked in a room for 24 straight hours?
chaos: 'Cause whoever says that would get banned...
Rubedo: What if DMKA, Ansem, MBVII and ME got locked into a room... What would happen?
Hmm... 2 bisexual boys, one homosexual boy, and you... let's just say that things would get pretty... frisky. :greenie:
Q: What if you had supreme power over the world?
I already do. :D
What if you got attacked by a rabid squirrel and it bit off your face?
chaos: Then I would do exactly what the antagonist in Texas Chainsaw Massacre did... :hyper:
Rubedo: What if I just joined EOFF today?
Then I would feed you Yaoi Fudge Cookies and give you an Ansem plushie
Q: What if a member stranger than Misfit showed up?
The world as we know it would end because reality could not grasp the concept of someone more strange than Misfit. ;)
What if George W. Bush suddenly self-combusted?
Everyone would cry for the loss of such a great leader.
What if everyone smelled like melted plastic?
Then I might have to be even more social to sniff everybody. ^_^_^_^
What if TasteyPies wasn't actually a PIE?!!1
You mean he IS?!?!? I mean I had no idea...I guess he'd be a cake.
What if I was locked in the room with Rubedo, DMKA, Ansem, and MBVII? ;)
he'd still be tasty!
what if the punk revolution back in the 70's never happend?
EDIT: grrr!!! this goes so fast!
chaos: Then all of you would be forced to hear the wrath of the Xenosaga characters. Otherwise, it would be a while 'till Ansem brainwashes us all and...
Rubedo: What if I was locked in a room with Ultima Shadow, Giga Guess, devilmaykickass, Ansem, MateriaBladeVII, Xander and TasteyPies?
Whee! Fun of the censored variety!
What if you could meet your polar moral opposite?
Then I would be meeting a republican.
What if there was tornado that would never dissapear?
chaos: I wouldn't be able to fight the urge and run into it and be able to fly! Yay!!
Rubedo: What if I had FOUR personalities?
Things'd get awful confusing!
What if Rubedo only had ONE personality?
Then he wouldn't be Rubedo. :D
What if I became the next member of Menudo?
The you'd be shkin' your Bon-bon right now!
What if I was the missing Spice Girl?
chaos: Then I would hunt you down and be sure to kill you, knowing that I failed in doing that the first time.
Rubedo: What if I went back to being normal, Lionheart Griever?
Then I'd be a little less confused.
What if The Beatles would of never split up?
chaos: Then they would have to see eachother die, yet still go on...
Rubedo: What if I had world domination?
Then the wolrd would probably be in better shape than it is now.
What if everyone had a fetish for people with clothes on?
F3 Would be a damnedable LIE!!!
What if they made low-carb carbohydrate medicine for pople with carbo deficinecy? (I see it happening, seriously)
Well I'd say it'd be a sugar pill, but do you have any IDEA how many carbs are in those things?! :P They'd be useless.
What if there were NO anti nudity laws?
chaos: Then I wouldn't be here right now... :hyper:
Rubedo: What if :rolleyes2 didn't :hyper: the :love: because it's :eep: was a bit on the :eep: side, yet it decided to :moomba: anyway, because it was a brave :oscar: but sadly lost to the :tongue: but met :banbleys?
One word: huh?
What if I had someone to translate that?
Then you'd have a happy go-lucky person.
What if dogs existed?
Well then I must've been seeing things at my folks' place, cuz it's crawlin' with 'em! :razz:
What if all Final Fantasy creatures existed?
I would take out my gunblade and save the world from the bad ones.
What if all food in the world turned to cheese?
chaos: Then right now I would probably be being eaten by a T-Rexaur
Rubedo: What if I didn't have those split personalities? Would I still be noticed?
EDIT: I would notice, prolly.
What if Cloud appeared at your doorstep and asked for a pile of sugar and his rump?
chaos: Sorry SomethingBig, you were a bit too late...
Rubedo: :weep: :crying2: :cry: :( :shame:
So were you
Ah, but you see, I changed it before you two had your "who's later" game! Ha, I am victorious!
chaos: Whoops, didn't see your edit...
Rubedo: SomethingBig is victorious! :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:
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This is gettng a little raunchy.....
I'd decline. Too scrawny for me.
What if you could have a half hour conversation with any FF character of your choosing? *This could be good...*
I would talk to Zidane and I'd give him tips and tricks for gettin' teh chix.
What if you suddenly landed in my arms? ~_^
chaos: Then I would have a conversation with General Leo, asking him how painful his death was when Kefka took care of him, and how much he wished there was a gameshark code to make him come back to life. I would also ask him if he wanted to make a reappearance in future FF's to come, and if he wanted to be a playable character in that certain game, but that would only be a small part of the conversation, as I would use him to get all the dirt and gossip on many of the FFVI characters such as Terra :hyper: Then I would find out about the many secrets of Umaro and Gogo, and if they actually have feelings for eachother, and force General Leo to tell me his deepest darkest secrets.
EDIT: Whoops, I was too late.
Then I would be in confusion, and look at you if you truly are something big.
Rubedo: What if LionheartGriever was a character in Xenosaga?
Then I'd be all "I knew the original!"
What if YOU fell into MY arms?
I would beat you with a bat for stealing MY question.
What if you were beaten with a bat by me?
I can fight better then you can, it's impossible.
What if there was a law passed crimnilazing the use of the internet for everybody under the age of 15?
I wouldn't care in the slightest bit, since I'm 16. I'd laugh at all of the people under 15 and do a jig with a wig.
What would you do if your parents were transformed into pigs that sat on chairs made of pork rinds?
*insert Luca Blight reference here* then I'd eat the chairs.
What if a scientist actually came up with an answer to the question "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
I would murder the scientist and his notes so that the answer wouldn't be known by anyone else.
What if you were stranded on an island full of coconuts and insane crabs and lobsters?
Then I'd call a cab.
What if you had 1 hour left to live...as the same gender?
Then I'd take an overdose of sleeping pills. (:
What if I threw a durian in your face?
I would say "Hey, you just threw a durian at me!" Then I would throw it back at you.
What if everyone on the planet were TasteyPie clones?
Then everyone would jus sit there and be pies until everyone rotted and became rotten pies and then slowly decomposed until there were no more pies.
What if everyone was like me?
Ewww, I would shoot myself :p
What if everyone turned into tree monsters?
Then we'd all die because there wouldn't be any carbon dioxide for us to breath cause everyone was now trees!
What if I went on a crazy zombie rampage and ate every pie in sight?
I would jump into a container of zombie-proof gladware
What if zombie rednecks took over your hometown?
Already happened.
What if the Backstreet Boys redid "real Emotion"?
Then I'd scream : GAY
(SPOILER)in a happy kinda way. (:
What if you were gay?
I would hit on ansem
What if I had a camera implanted on the inside of all of your monitors and was watching you right now?
Then you'd be doing one of 2 things...and I won't say what two things for that would put me at the risk of being Banned.
What if I asked you to marry me?
I would ask for a ring.
What if the internet was only used for free porn?
chaos: Free eh? Then perhaps this place would have 0 members then... :hyper:
Rubedo: What if the internet was a place only for free Xenosaga information?
Then I'd never be online.
What if you had a bowl of mac & cheese sitting in front of you?
I'd possibly sell it on eBay.
What if EoFF never existed?
Then I wouldn't be able to flirt with MB7 or DMKA.
What if Camui Gackt appeared on your doorstep wearing nothing but a pair of tight leather pants? *treasures the thought*
I'd tell him to get off my lawn.
What if right out of nowhere Sega said that the failure of the Dreamcast was a meer prank and they plan to go back into reproduction with newer hardware?
I'd steal a baby and sell it on the black market. Not necessarily to pay for the new Sega hardware, but just because it'd be fun.
What if someone stole your baby and sold it on the black market?
I'd kill them.
What if someone told you that Martina McBride was ugly? Would you hit hit them?
I'd laugh and say "Whatever".
What if you were a koala who lived in a zoo?
Then I'd be so cute and fluffy and I'd love myself. =}
What if Gackt asked you to be his bride? (I'd melt and faint before saying yes)
I'd say "And you'd be....?
What if Margaret Cho offered to do a private performance for you and a small group of friends?
I'd feed him Gak, then turn him down.
What if I wasn't actually big? *Laughs to himself*
chaos: Then your user name would be "Something"
Rubedo: What if my older username was Griever? *shudders*
Then you'd be asking a different question.
What if I got Banned?
Then the pink font would be matching with your current avatar.
What if FFVIII was never made?
Then imaykickyourass. :hyper:
What if I've the coolest signature?
Then you'd be a liar.
What if I ate your socks and stole your fruits?
Then i'd have to frag you :D Hehe fragging wheee.
What if the series Survivor accepted my ideas for implementing guns in teh series? New Name - Survivor:Alpine Assault
Then that would be SO much better because everyone could jus shoot each other on the first day and we'd know who the winner was without having to watch the st00pid show for weeks.
What if I said ... *luvs* "OMG! You're HAWT!" *luvs*
then I would say "OMG you're not"
What if there were no flash movies?
Then I wouldn't be watching that Kenya flash.
What if you had a shiny gold donkey the size of a nuclear power plant?
Then I'd take it and *snip*.
What if there were no mods?
xD
Then this place would be un-organized.
What is devilmaynotkickass? :o
The opposite brother.
Why are you a nerd?
Because I'm rich and rich and rich and oh ya, RICH!
Why is life so meaningless?
life is meaningless if you don't do anything with it.
what if we did not have a mouth to talk with?
Then we wouldn't be talking. D=
What if there was still dinosaurs? :o
Then I'd be too busy riding them to post here.
What if the Disney Corp. didn't exsist?
Anime would be significantly lacking. :p
What if a thread gets spamtastically long? :monster: