2 points? Blimey. May as well curl up in the corner and die :( meh, whatever. I can't remember, have I sent away my 3rd round entry yet?
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2 points? Blimey. May as well curl up in the corner and die :( meh, whatever. I can't remember, have I sent away my 3rd round entry yet?
I only got three entries for the movie round.
If I knew who Karl Rove was, I'd probably be offended. God bless being British and ignorant :D
Anyway, Snakes and Ladders = the awesomest game ever. No-one said it had to be a video game. :)
W0000000t 0 points
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Because I've only received a few entries for Round three, I will plan to bump the due date to Thursday.
Karl Rove is the criminal who is Bush's Chief of Staff and Campaign Manager.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
i did. I even knew what you were talking about. (SPOILER)That's why I voted for ya.Quote:
Originally Posted by eestlinc
My advice to all of these decathlon things is not to try very hard to be serious. In other words, the best entries often make no sense.
I actually tried for the first one. I really did. Then Psy won with something completely irrational. The second one, I tried a little bit less. I tried to imagine a situation in Mario Kart, and tie it with rhymes. Easier than say, doing a limerick on the entire plot of FF7. And now, for the third one, there's so much freedom you can do whatever you want that isn't porn.
Just have fun :D
Nonsense does win but I'd rather stick with substance, and references to Fred Savage movies. The point is to be entertained and showcase your creative juices.
Gee! According to some people, only cheating wins! :rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by Super Delete
Nah that's just the easist way.
Cheating is wrong, period. Like said, to cheat over a friendly competition like this is rather petty and stupid. All should agree on this.
Good luck to everyone during the movie round!
And CONGRATULATIONS PEEGEE-CHU! :D Keep it up. Your limerick was awesome!! ( Even if I didn't vote for it ) :tongue:
You PerV KittY (esoteric reference to Red XIII), you are like second place! I wonder how you managed that *wink wink* *nudge nudge*
I'll participate on this round. :)
But Del, are you arguing my entries haven't been nonsense? :)
Although the sexiness of John Kerry, as I have stated numerous times (Including in my Politics lessons when I, the only person in my class to think so, explained why he would win :D), is not nonsense.
JFK isn't very sexy at all xD
Barry Goldwater though...
Barry Goldwater is the sexiest man alive :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
JFK is banned from my funeral.
Nice contest you've got going here. :greenie:
-cough, cough, nudge, nudge, sniffle, sneeze- O_o; I don't know. I don't think I'm going to do very well this round though. I thought that the last two times though and I've seem to have held my own so . . . yeah. Stuff is cool.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupMoo
OMFG!! PR0t0!!! I wanna read the movie thingies . . . . post them now. ;_;
They'll most likely be posted tomorrow, which is the delayed deadline for this round. =/
Sorry, Proto. I'll try get something in tonight or tomorrow morning. :(
<3Quote:
Originally Posted by Sacred Phoenix
I'm working on my movie stuff, but I might not finish it until tomorrow evening.
Well, the deadline will be 10:00 PM EST.
That's fine. I'll be done before then.
See this is only flipping round 3! We're all going to be all molding and grey and etc by the time this game is over :(
*PMs entry*
I think that this should be changed into a penthlon... :p
I'd prefer a pentathlon too, if it's all the same to you people :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by White Raven
If this drags out, you'll get less and less people submitting entries and less and less people voting, Pr00tie.
I'd prefer a pentathlon too, if it's all the same to you people :greenie: - Psychotic
Easy to say for someone who's already winning. :)
;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Ok, seems like I won't be having any more entries so I'll go ahead and post the entries so that voting can start.
Voting ends on monday, and tomorrow I'll get set the next round so you can start concentrating on that. xD
ROUND 3
A:
Movie Title: FFoE ( Foe: I Fight you! PART ONE! )
MPAA: Rated R for some scense of violence and strong sensuality
Genre: Romantically Horrifying Action of Haggard DooM! ( Incest possible )
Director & Cast (Optional): . . . some drunk people or whatever.
Summary: It all started on a dark day, where the angels wept, and the demons sang;
"I choose you, Rye-Chuu!!" a voice only belonging to a fat little AsIAn man wearing panties raged against the unforgiving tyranny of the wind. A flash of light quivered and faded to reveal a loaf of angered bread.
"Rwar! I'm ready, I'm ready," squealed the bread as across the field the enemy stood waiting.
-Insert random cool car crash or explosion to be later explained maybe here-
"Oh yeah!? Well, go HOOTASAUR!!" demanded a stern voice belonging to a little monkey; his mullet dancing freely in the wind. The sun gleamed off his glasses as an angry ( even angrier then the bread! ) elephant appeared, mallet gripped tightly with his trunk. -insert elephant sound here or such-
"You will never beat us!" screamed the fatty-fat guy through his piece of pie.
-cool hardcore rock music here as screen flashes between both people 170,914,901,841,908 times-
SUDDENLY! A comet hit and they all died.
On to a chicken plant where poor Choco-BoB is being held by the evil-ness of KFC ran by none other then the EVIL Neko of Baka-ness!!!! -dramatic music here along with evil laughter-
"Sqrwauk," BoB cried as they dipped him in an electric bath and sliced off his head later to be eaten by some sexy shoeshine boy who was out on his lunch break.
UNKNOWING TO THEM ALL!!!!!!! Down the street there was another stand off of good versus evil!
"Oh my goodness! I shall now use some cool fighting move to kill you!" yelled a man in a karate suit or something.
"POKEMON SNAP!" replied his grey opponent.
"KAMAHAMAA-SHIINININJAIJLAJLKAJOI! ( msp?)" yelled the man again but his attack was cut off as the walrus jumped on top of him and squished him to death, eating nachos. The walurs later died cause . . . uhm . . . a little Monkey named Misfit thought he was roadkill and fed him to some smiling birds or whatever.
-Insert a lot of sexy hentai here-
Then more stuff happened. To Be Continued in 30 more movies to suck the life out of people and their wallets. Then we'll remaster, remix, uncut, and remake the series.
B:
Movie Title: Soc Wars: The Return of the Atheists
MPAA: PG
Genre: Spacey Thing.
Director & Cast:
Director: Super "Anaheim Angels? DELETED!" Delete
Luke Psywalker: Psy "RANDOM THINGS" Chotic
Darth BoB: Loony "I collect hair!" BoB
Den Solo: Den "arghasm!" Mark
Princess Leeza: Lee "I like cats :)!) Za
Emperor Yamaneko: Josef Stalin
Chewbaloki: Ba "I don't want to be staff!" Loki
Bleys the Gay Robot: Mark
Unne the Gay Robot: Dr "Feelgood" Unne
Obi Raven Kenobi: White "Lightsaber feet!" Raven
Assorted little midget ewokky things: Czan "Sexual!" Thor, Rye,
Trumpet "Schizophrenic" Thief, Triple "WHOA! BUNNY RABBITS!" T, Shlup
"sup asian pride?" Moo, Dooms "No more soup!" Day, poly "This time,
it's vegetable!" onymous and Fuza "Sausages!" Keru.
Joel the Hutt: Joel "Wibble!" Holmes
Boba eest: eest "Orange juice for me, please!" linc
Yoda: Shlup "Can you say pink vomit?" Quack
Millenium Falc0n: Maxx "Special" Power
Summary:
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Den Solo has been captured and covered in goop by Joel the Hutt, who
enjoys dressing Den up as Chun Li and licking his eyes. Joel also has
the sexy and totally hot Princess Leeza, and he makes her wear a metal
bikini for well...obvious reasons. Luke Psywalker thinks this isn't
fun. So he brings along Chewbaloki (who is an amphetamines addict, it
should be noted) and a couple of homosexual robots, Bleys and Unne.
After a gruelling match of rock, paper, scissors, Psy has freed
everyone who was being abused by Joel and his sexy manservant, Boba
eest, and even decides to make eest into a stripper, and mails Joel to
Ethiopia. Uh...Tattooine, whatever.
Then they all hang out with Ewoks in a keg party. Drunk rebel pilots
for everyone! Psy wakes up in bed with an ewok. Comedy hijinks ensue,
especially as the ewok is named ShlupMoo. The alcohol also has a
negative affect on Chewbaloki, who gets in a fight with Obi Raven
Kenobi, even though Obi Raven Kenobi was slain by Darth BoB during
Woodstock. This is because he can appear anywhere, but he prefers to
spend the time in the Empire's Soctrooper's locker rooms.
Psy then encounters a jolly soul, who is constantly high on a mixture
of marijuana and floppy disks. Yes. Anyway, this individual says such
wacky things as "Smoke the bifta, I do!" and "Grenade in your mouth, I
am!". No-one understands why this happens. Then Princess Leeza strips
for the rebel forces, because she's in love with some pilot and
hammer-wielder :smash: called HOOTERS. Who is dead! Killed by the evil
Soctroopers for carrying around images of naked things! *GASP*!
Meanwhile, PENGUINS!
Anywho, they decide to attack the Soc Empire because they're mean and
nasty and like to play pool. The gay robots are a distraction. The
Soctroopers all gather round to watch them "cut and paste" all over
each other, and then all the Ewoks jump out and hit them with tennis
rackets. Green ones. Then everyone flies around in spaceships and zaps
things, but this is boring, so to liven things up a bit everyone lands
their spaceships on top of a Taco Bell Dog, strip down to their
underwear and start grabbing on jumping on each other - "WE'RE PRO
WRESTLERS! CAN I HAVE A SNOW CONE?" is something that was not said by
any character.
Then Luke Psywalker and Darth BoB start fighting with these big laser
swordy things that go "VOOOOOOOOOOM! VOOOOOOOOOOOM! VOOOOOOOOOOOM
VOOOOOOOOOOM! PEEEEOW! VOOOOOOOOOOM! VOOOOOOOOOOOOM
VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! VOOOM VOOM!
VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" Sorry, I got carried away
there. BoB then says "PSY I R URE FATHER LOL I R L337!!!!!111 I PWN
J00R A$$!!!! H4x0r!??!?!?" Naturally, this upsets Luke Psywalker, who
then refuses to give Darth BoB a Christmas Present. This breaks Darth
BoB's heart, as he realises what a bad father he was, and also that
dressing in black and talking about death and listening to Linkin Park
(HEY! In the original movie DV listened to it! Really!) doesn't make
him an individual, as lots of angsty teens do the same. Instead he
learned the joys of emeralds, bowling, and mittens, and retired to the
Seychelles. But then he took his helmet off and he was really ugly so
the locals pelted him with coconuts and called him "UGLY POO POO!".
Then Emperor Yamaneko comes along and starts singing about vodka and
the winters in Leningrad. Den Solo intervenes at this point, trying to
point out that the winters in Antarctica are far colder. A fight
breaks out, so Solo uses the martial art of "Poe Keen Ai!" and pokes
Yamawhatever in the eye.
Then Den married Leeza, Luke Psywalker became an acrobat, the gay
robots broke up - Bleys went on to have his own makeover show whilst
Unne became a walking Firefox advert - Chewbaloki fell in love with
Obi Raven Kenobi, the ewoks fell into a bottomless pit and died of
starvation, and Yoda became a nun. In Austria. Then everyone went into
a room filled with 99 red balloons and danced.
THE END!
C.
Movie Title: Agent Proto and the curse of the golden chocobo
MPAA: PG13 Mild language, mild nudity, mild sexual refrences
Genre: Action/Comedy
Director & Cast:
Director: Cid
Agent Proto : Christopher Walken
PC Dalton : Steve Buschemi
Dr Unne : Himself
The Golden Chocobo : Anthony Hopkins (CGI Rendered obviously)
Garland : John Travolta
Susan Paradon : That blonde chick from that comedy show, yknow which one I mean
Summary: Agent Proto (Walken) is a n every day member of the Midgard SAS, until his life is shattered when his entire crop of wheetabix plants are destroyed by Garland (Travolta). With his bumbling sidekick Dalton (Buschemi), they go in search of the Golden Chocobo (voiced by Academy award winner Sir Anthony Hopkins, BFc, GFe, TTFn), under the watchful eye of the beautiful Susan Paradon (you know, THAT one). It's an action packed adventure for all the family (WARNING, may not be suitable for children under 10 and the elderly. Flashing lights and cruelity to Moggle's present)
D.
FAST TIMES AT EYESON HIGH!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../fasttimes.jpg
Rated R for crude humor, stylized violence and partial nudity by the Motion Picture Association of America.
Genre: Comedy!
Cast:
Seann William Scott (The Rundown) as Mikael Spicoli
Lauren Ambrose (Six Feet Under) as Mandee Hamilton
Jake Gyllenhaal (Donnie Darko) as Russell Hamilton
Ashton Kutcher (The Butterfly Effect) as Antonicles Damone
Chris Elwood (How High) as Jeff "Pr00t" Protokowski
Katie Holmes (Dawson's Creek) as Linda Bombinatricks
Clint Eastwood (Blood Work) as Mr. Foote
Also featuring cameos by DMX, Nicolas Cage, Martin Scorcese, Forest Whitaker and Sean Penn!
Story:
"Fast Times at EyesOn High" follows the antics of crazy high school kids at a suburban-yet-oh-so-metropolitan campus! You'll meet Mikael Spicoli, self-proclaimed slacker extraordinarie! Antonicles Damone, a smooth-talkin' operator! And Mr. Foote, a hard-nosed teacher who doesn't take any kind of crap!
E.
Movie Title: The Bleysie Poo girls
MPAA: Rated R
Genre: Romantic Thriller
Director & Cast:
Directed by Psychotic
Starring:
Dr Unne as Troubles
Big D as Double D Cup
Shlupquack as Possum
SomethingBig as Bossy
Citizen Bleys as the voice of Chris Farley
AND
RSL as Russell Crowe
Summary: Russell Crowe is at it again! He's stolen the drinking straw of longinus from McDonald's, a foil plated weapon with the power to destroy all of tallsville, a country in New Zealand inhabited by cave dwelling monkeys who stand an omnious ten decimeters tall! With his army of angry furries who will do yaoi for pocky, there is no hope for humanity! That is, until the secret organisation of ninja thieves led by three rambunctious girls are brought in to put a stop to all this nonsense and return New Zealand and its sheep to its former glory!
F.
Movie Title: Drama
MPAA: R
Genre: Action: Comedy
Directed by Oliver Stone
Summary: In the world of the internet there are those that bitch...those that complain and then there is EoFF. Listen to their so called crappy lives and then watch the members get into an all out flame war. It soon becomes appearant that talk will not settle their disputes...so the web master cid invites them all to compete in MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!! Only one...will survive!
G.
Voice over: Coming soon...
to a theater near you...
from the renowned director of
Money Train
...and In the Army Now
and the producers of
Scream 2
...and The Producers
with the award winning cinemetographer of
Meet Joe Black,
Bait,
...and Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
comes a film
critics are calling...
'Spellbinding'
'Simply Riveting'
...and 'A masterpiece of the motion picture art'
starring...
Harold Ramis
...as Loony BoB
and Meryl Streep
...as ShlupQuack
in the performances of their careers...
Shlup: We can't run away from our love forever. We cannot deny it. We cannot fight it.
BoB: No! It can't be. It can never be! We're from different worlds! That baby isn't mine!
Voice over: With...
Christopher Walken
...as Nait
and...
some random porno actor
...as Mikztsu
Nait: Agent Proto never told you about your father...
Mik: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
Nait: No. I am your father!
Mik: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!one
Voice over: Also starring...
Justin Timberlake
and the original Mouseketeers...
back together as...
Psychotic and the BAotW
as they perform...
their song and dance tribute
...to spam.
Witness...
the chilling supercomputer...
HAL 9000
...as Kawaii Ryûkishi
Kishi: What do you think you're doing, Dave?
Big D: I, uh, I was just saying...
Kishi: Those translations were wrong, Dave. They were all wrong.
Big D: That's a matter of opinion.
Kishi: There is only one opinion, Dave. Mine. Please don't make me hurt you...Dave...
Voice over: Watch as...
Jason Mewes
...and Kevin Smith
return to the big screen...
as edczxcvbnm and Sephex
ed:the rules,
Sephex: ...
Voice over: And...
from beyond the grave
Marlon Brando returns
...as Owner/CEO Cid
Cid: The site, she needs a new layout.
Unne: Change is bad. Think of the tradition.
Farah: The other five families will never go along with this...
Cid: I have spoken.
Farah: Then it shall be done, Godfather...
Voice over: Also returning from the dead...
is Chris Farley
when he reunites with...
David Spade
...as Joel and MecaKane
Kane: You're pairing me up with this guy again?
Joel: It's a clip on. Ow, Sonofa!
This Guy: Wha?
Voice over: See Jason Biggs
in his performance of rival forums owner
...The Man
The Man: Come to my forums. They are ten times better than Eyeson. Pure gold, I guarantee!
TheAbominatrix: What? These aren't gold at all!
The Man: Fools! Foooooools! Ahahahahahahahahaha! Bush sucks!
Voice over: And be a part of the Ciddie caliber performance...
of Screech from Saved by the Bell...
in his most touching role ever...
Linus: There is nothing left for me in this world. Farewell all of you!
Spiff: Please, don't say that.
Linus: Too late. Remember me for what I was, and not what I am!
Spiff: Whyyyyyyyyyyy!
Joel: I think he's faking it.
eest: I think he's a giant chicken.
Mark: Show some respect, guys. I'm dead serious.
Voice over: Also starring...
Michelle Pfeiffer as Leeza
Carrot Top as HOOTERS
Ben Stiller as Super Delete
Mick Foley as DJzen
Andy Kaufman as Big D
Abe Vigoda as The Captain
Ben Kingsley as 'Mark'
Antonio Banderas as Strider
Eddie Murphy,
Eddie Murphy,
Eddie Murphy,
and Eddie Murphy...
as Chaos, Trowa, Rubedo, and Trumpet Theif
John Favreau as Yamaneko
Vince Vaughn as Raistlin
Rob Schneider as ShlupMoo
...and Robin Williams
as Not At All Reno
in...
Eyes on Final Fantasy:
The Spam Within.
Only in theaters.
H.
Movie Title: The Next Cid's Night
MPAA: PG13
Genre: Comedy
Director & Cast:
Directed by Dennis Dugan
Starring Ashton Kutcher, Adam Sandler, and Ben Stiller
Summary: When Cid says he'll make one more person admin, three best friends go through tasks to get the title. They are given lists of objectives they must do around the world but the only have one month to do them in.
I.
Movie Title: Split Tragedy
MPAA: Rated R
Genre: Action, Horror
Director: Seiken
Cast: Super Delete, Psychotic, Triple T, Matty Pie! Shlupthor, ShlupBert, ShlupQuack, Seiken, Giga Guess, Del Moomba
Summary: Years later on EOFF, an event called the “Split Tragedy” occurs, causing many members to have name changes and Multiple Personality Disorder, this all happening because of Seiken, who wants to set all of EOFF into split personalities. Del Snizz, a small boy that lived on EOFF is caught in the center of this tragedy, and vows for revenge against the guy that took it all away. Eventually, this boy becomes a hero named Super Delete, who with his group of Super heroes, charge out to take out Seiken, and his group of Split Personalities. Later does Super Delete find out that this is easier said then done, as he learns the true bad side of many others, and has to rack up every single piece of courage he has to face this disaster.
J.
Movie Title: EoFF: The PG Years
MPAA: PG
Genre: Horror/Drama/Action and lots of Comedy
Director & Cast: PG
Summary: This movie will scare you, make you laugh uncontrollably, keep you gripped to the edge of you seat and entertain you for hours as we follow PG through his years at EoFF. We will watch and worry along with him as he prepares for SARS, we will be there when he s3x0rz each newbie and threatens them with ASLSARSOMFGWTFSEXORZHOBBITZ!!!111!!!1111 We will be there as he posts in ways that only PG could and even though we will get more and more confused with every post that we read, we will be unable to turn away. This is the must-see movie of the year!!
K.
Movie Title: Fanatics
MPAA: PG13
Genre: Comedy
Summary: Set in a secluded mansion within the wilderness, a young lady, Andreas, yearns to complete the dire task of cleaning a certain mansion from top to bottom. Sounds easy ? Not quite. This is no ordinary mansion. It holds a very eccentric family. Proto, the father, has lost his 'ace' companion to an unfortunately car accident. He has kept to himself ever since. Unno, a computer guru, constantly spreads his hate for Microsoft with websites, emails, posters, memos and even writing on the wall. Spiffer, one of Proto's sons has steadily raised his very own group of dogs that have the habit to vomit on the carpets. Kishi, a close friend of the family has grown to love the company of octopi. The list continues ! This heart wrenching, oxygen-grabbing film will catch your attention in more ways than one. Get to your theater -- now !
L.
Movie Title: Murder by Private Messages
MPAA: PG
Genre: Action
Director and Cast: Meat Puppet as Officer Meaty H. Puppette, Ultima Shadow as the horrible victim named Karpo Monoxide, Celine Dion as herself, Psychotic as Psy C. Hotic, and Dame Edna as the woman he loved.
Summary: Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum. Karpo Monoxide is browsing through EoFF. He then decides to check his Private Messages. He decides to check his Private Messages, and sees one from some mysterious member name elineC ionD. Karpo is surprised that a PM was sent to him by such a stranger member, he decides to click on it. All of a sudden, anthrax comes out of his printer……and Karpo dies. Officer Psy C. Hotic gets a call from the chief of the police station. He and his partner Meaty H. Puppette must solve this crime. Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum.
The duo returns to the scene of the crime, and click on that infamous PM. Seeing as how the PM ran out of anthrax, they did not die. Instead out comes a ransom note saying that the mysterious elineC ionD has kidnapped Meaty H. Puppette’s girlfriend, Dame Edna. A trail of clues leads them to the Bat Hideout, where they meat elineC ionD, who actually turns out to be Celine Dion!
Before the battle can begin Celine Dion trips because of her untied shoelaces and falls into a puddle of acid! Meaty H. Puppette saves his woman and the movie ends as the cave around them starts to crumble…..
Fin
M.
Movie Title: BAoTW vs. Socs
MPAA: Rated PG-13 for some violence but mostly for childish name calling.
Genre: Thriller/Moronic
Summary: An expedition of archaeologists on Earth discover a message board hidden under the Antarctic circle, housing a host of BAoTW creatures. A group of five coming-of-age Socs have also come to the temple, as it has long been a training ground for their race. From there on, it's BAoTW vs. Socs, with the regulars caught in the middle.
N.
Movie Title: The Divine Secrets of the Site Staff Syndicate
MPAA: PG-13
Genre: Drama
Director: Super Delete
Cast: Cid, ShlupMullet, eternalshiva, Baloki, CloudDragon
Summary: Cid has decided that it’s time to change the look of his eyesonff.com website, to his father ShlupMullet’s dismay, a site that ShlupMullet was greatly intricate in writing and designing. Now, ShlupMullet will have to rewrite many of the pages the he wrote for his son. But to make matters worse, on the new banner, in the center, is a big picture of Aeris, who everyone who visits the sites knows ShlupMullet dispises with a passion, and everyone knows what an insult it was to put her picture there. Now, every time ShlupMullet goes to the site to work on it, he will have to see that picture…..every time! Cid goes to his site mere days after completing it and realizes what he has just done, but before he can fix it, he gets a call from his father, who is with his childhood friends, eternalshiva, Baloki and CloudDragon. Before Cid can get in a word ShlupMullet chews him out and they get into a big argument, ending with Cid pointing out to his father that its his own fault for being one of the ten people on earth who don’t like Final Fantasy VII. Now, they aren’t talking to each other, and it’s killing both of them. ShlupMullet’s friends realize that this feud is one in a long string of feuds that these two continue to have, and it’s like due to events that happened in Cid childhood that have been warped in Cid’s mind, and it’s about time he knew the truth. The problem is, these three can’t do this with ShlupMullet knowing, and he’ll know. So the three take Cid out to dinner to celebrate his new site, and they slip him an Ambien, which knocks him out. They take him a secluded area he’s not familiar with, and they say that he can’t leave until he knows what they know. So they pull out the journal of their childhood lives, The Divine Secrets of the Site Staff Syndicate. And through the next few days, Cid comes to understand much of what really happened in his childhood, why ShlupMullet drowned himself in Xenosaga for much of Cid’s childhood, and the real reason why ShlupMullet hates Final Fantasy VII. Coming to this new realization in, Cid sees his childhood and his father in a new light. Cid and ShlupMullet make up, and ShlupMullet lets Cid know that he is proud of him for the site he has made, and Cid says he’ll take Aeris off of the new banner.
The End
Send me your votes in PM form please. Remember to rate your three favorite entries using the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd ranks.
I'm gonna kill whoever made the G one.
Go for a shorter event next time, Prot, so not to tire everyone out. The long ones produce some good results (as shown here!) but we don't want everyone to get burnt out of ideas.
Good stuff everyone. Akumaou, I'm sure the author of G has the utmost admiration and respect for you, because being played by the late great Chris Farley would be a real honor!
It was you, wasn't it? Putting me and Kane in the same role, that's just not right!Quote:
Originally Posted by Super Delete
*haet*
I would never do anything that wasn't right. I am a superhero, after all.
LIAR. Don't you make me reveal your secret identity to everyone.
I think we all know who's gonna win this one.
Some of these are way way too long. My brain hurts.
WTF? :D
Yeah, some of those were really long and some made no sense.
Let's see you write something that makes sense. :p
I didn't understand the humor in some of them but there were a few that had me on the floor laughing. Nice job. :greenie:
Ok, while voting is intact.
Time to introduce Round 4!
Round 4
Two Options.
1. Dedication to the staff. Write a short paragraph or two about the EoFF Staff.
or
2. Create a jingle dedicated to any member of Eyes on Final Fantasy to the tune of your choice. Please provide the name of the tune that you use.
Ok, I can't do this anymore. I forfit.
You can't forfeit Joel! Unless you want this to go for five rounds. I don't mind.
If you have it for only five rounds, Proto, everyone at the lower end of points might as well forfeit because we would never have a chance to catch up. :cat:
Stick with 10 for now and see where things go. Try to throw a shorter event in there to keep people interested, like a one word submission or something. Just some suggestions.
AWWW HELL YEAH!Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
*Reads more carefully*
Oh...dedication...can a dedication be negitive?
*chooses choice 2* :p
I'd like to public announce that this contest has gone to an all-time low. Probably because of the entry I am planning to make.
Oh man...*hilarious*
Will I get extra brownie points if I manage to make a jingle about edczxcvbnm that rhymes?
bnm rhymes with him jim and kim
-blank stare- Round 4 is creative yet difficult. >_> -ponders, eventually head 'splodes-
chaos: The staff? :mad:
Rubedo: Not our fault if curses and flaming are all that adorn those two paragraphs :D
I would just like to say that those movie entries were great. I laughed at quite a lot of them.
I'll get the results out.
A (Fuzakeru)....... ||||\||||\
B (Psychotic)...... ||||\||||\||||\||
C (Maxx Powers)....
D (Strider)........ ||||\
E (ShlupMoo)....... |||
F (edczxcvbnm)..... ||||
G (Super Delete)... ||||\||||\
H (Joel)........... |
I (Seiken)......... ||||\|||
J (Leeza).......... ||||\
K (Eternal Sphere).
L (Doomsday)....... |||
M (White Raven).... ||
N (SeeDRankLou).... |
Overall
Psychotic......: 39
ShlupMoo.......: 25
Fuzakeru.......: 24
Super Delete...: 23
White Raven....: 14
Leeza..........: 13
Strider........: 11
Seiken.........: 10
Doomsday.......: 9
Joel...........: 9
SeeDRankLou....: 8
eestlinc.......: 6
edczxcvbnm.....: 5
Eternal Sphere.: 4
Maxx Power.....: 2
Mikztsu........: 0
Maxico.........:-1
nik0tine.......:-2
polyonymous....:-2
Xander.........:-2
CloudDragon....:-3
Dixie..........:-3
Doc Sark.......:-3
o_O............:-3
Red Wizard.....:-3
Resha..........:-3
With that, the following contestants have been dropped out due to missing the first three rounds: CloudDragon, Dixie, Doc Sark, o_O, Red Wizard, and Resha.
I'll get you next round Psy *shakes fist*
BTW Leeza did 'the PG years'? That's so....woah. Leeza said illegible banter!
chaos: We actually got a few points! *Does happy dance*
beh, dunno what the point of this is. I mean it's obvious people such as myself are going to drop off the board entirely at this rate :(
PG, SuperDelete, I say we hunt down the Brittish Bandit of Doom and slaughter him in his sleep. :mad:
:) Congrats to Psy again for the mad landslide of votes.
Good luck in the next round, y'all!!!
Good job Psy, that entry was very amusing.
I already know my song won't get a lot of votes, but this was something I was going to do anyway so I'll put it out here!
When is voting for round 4? I tend not to know when you plan for the entry deadline to be unless you tell us :(
*bows*
And man, this new round is a toughie. I won't win this round, really. :o
The only way I can catch up to you is if you do so poorly that you get 3 votes or whatever many votes I got last round. That way we will either be tied or I will be close enough that I have a chance.
So psy, just don't hand anything in :D
Too late :greenie:
But trust me, it was my worst entry yet, officially. It's not noticeably me, either, I don't think. (My last one sure was :elk: )
I only have 7 entries. It's still not late to turn one in. Just use a short jingle or write a two paragraph dedication to the Staff. The length doesn't matter.
w00t. Just turned mine in. ^_^- Wow. I was scared I'd miss a deadline and end up losing my 3rd spot position. :D I think I'll lose that anyway.
Good LUCK TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!
Prooters I think tmw should be the deadline kthx :D
Is it the 5th day today? Yesh.
Ok, that's good. for those who missed out, I penalized you by a point. I'll remove anyone with -3 points as they most likely are not interested any longer.
Anyway... Round Four!
Jingles
A.
I'm on a forum
Full of boredom
And yes I'm all spammed up again
Cough up words
Of nonsense
The Cid's Knights ain't gonna stop me again
And yes I'm all "pika" again
In the chat, in my head
And yes I'm all "pika" again
Typin' on
O-M-F-G-SARS
O-M-F-G-SARS
I LOVE MY PIE
OMFGASLWTFSARSSTDHOBBITSEX!
To the tune of "Lit Up" by Buckcherry.
B.
Original song: Gogo's - Hey Mickey
"Unney"
Oh Unney, you're so fine, you underline all the time,
Hey Unney (woot woot), hey Unney (woot woot)
Oh Unney, you're so fine, you underline all the time,
Hey Unney (woot woot), hey Unney (woot woot)
Oh Unney, you're so fine, you underline all the time,
Hey Unney (woot woot), hey Unney (woot woot)
Oh Unney, you're so fine, you underline all the time,
Hey Unney (woot woot), hey Unney (woot woot)
Hey Unney!
I'm checkin' your profile and you're the hottest over here
Dancing all around twirling in your underwear
Your eyebrow's out of sight I can't get enough of you, Unney
You're always acting so calm, I know it's just a joke
Why don't you take your shirt off baby, give it a little poke
I dream of you all night, can't get enough of you, Unney
Oh Unney baby honey come play by the sand
Show us your drawers baby I wanna know the brand
Oh Unney you're so silly see my adrenal gland
It's me and you Unney
Let's jump around Unney ooh Unney
Don't wake my mom, Unney
Hey Unney!
I was calling you all night honey were you even home
I got pictures of you all tucked in my pocket comb
I can't stand the wait, will you be my wife, Unney
Everybody loves you so much Unney let's have a little chat
C'mon let's have a game of catch sexy, throw that dirty hat
I'll make you so happy, won't you love me too, Unney
Oh Unney baby honey come play by the sand
Show us your drawers baby I wanna know the brand
Oh Unney you're so silly see my adrenal gland
It's me and you Unney
Let's jump around Unney ooh Unney
Don't wake my mom, Unney
Oh Unney, you're so fine, you underline all the time,
Hey Unney (woot woot), hey Unney (woot woot)
Oh Unney, you're so fine, you underline all the time,
Hey Unney (woot woot), hey Unney
Oh Unney baby honey come play by the sand
Show us your drawers baby I wanna know the brand
Oh Unney you're so silly see my adrenal gland
It's me and you Unney
Let's jump around Unney ooh Unney
Don't wake my mom, Unney
Oh Unney baby honey come play by the sand (OOoh yeah)
Show us your drawers baby I wanna know the brand
Oh Unney you're so silly see my adrenal gland
It's me and you Unney (cough cough)
Let's jump around Unney ooh Unney
Don't wake my mom, Unney
Oh Unney baby honey come play by the sand (Yeah yeah)
Show us your drawers baby I wanna know the brand
Oh Unney you're so silly see my adrenal gland
It's me and you Unney
Let's jump around Unney ooh Unney
Don't wake my mom, Unney
C.
To the chorus tune of Poison - Unskinny Bop
"Untrumpet Thief
Just steals it away
Untrumpet Thief Thief
At all times of day, yeah
Untrumpet Thief Thief Thief
He just loves to play, yeah
Untrumpet Thief, what can I say?
Tootly toot toot toot yeah!"
D.
Once There Was A Repo Man
(Sung to the tune of Mary Had A Little Lamb)
Once there was a repo man, repo man, repo man.
Once there was a repo man who made a hit one day.
He started posting here and there, here and there, here and there
He started posting here and there for newbies one and all.
repo used to throw a wrench, throw a wrench, throw a wrench.
repo used to throw a wrench at members everywhere.
No one knew just who he was, who he was, who he was.
No one knew just who he was, but many were suspect.
Then one day he disappeared, disappeared, disappeared.
Then one day he disappeared and everyone was sad.
E.
-= EoFF (SPOILER)Porn Subliminal Message Bologna Song!=-
-To be sang to the Oscar Myer Bologna Song.
My EyesOn has a first name! It's (SPOILER)PORN! F-I-N-A-L . . .
My EyesOn has a last name! [spoilier]PORN!!![/spoiler] F-A-N-T-A-S-Y . . .
Oh! I could post there everyday!!!!
And if you ask me why I'll Saaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Because EyesOnFF has a way with (SPOILER)OMFG! PORN = TEH WIN! Fi-i-i-i-nal Fan-ta-sy!!
F.
To the tune of the Canyonero jingle from The Simpsons.
Can you name the member who's one cool cat,
Smells like a Russian, and perfect in Feedback?
Yamaneko! Yamaneko!
Well, he quotes your reply with a one character post
He's the quick-witted member enforcers like most
Yamanekooooo-oo-o! Yaman-ee-kooo! (...Yamaneko)
Twelve Simpsons seasons, all memorized,
Three thousand posts of Los Angeles pride!
Yamaneko! Yamaneko!
Top of the ranks in the Brigade of Spams,
Unexplained questions get a Yes for Yams!
Yamanekooo! Yaman-e-koo!
He slays everybody with his wit so keen
He's a Link-wearin', hurricanin', jokin' machine!
Yamanekoooooo-oo-o! Yamaneeeeko!
Yah! Yah, Yamaneko!
Whoa Yamaneko!
G.
I chose to do my jingle on Psychotic, and I decided to do it to the tune of “If I had a Million Dollars”
If I had a billion dollars
(High pitched) If I had a billion dollars
I would get some mags, those would be sick,
Babies with mustard, that’s Psychotic.
Cuz if I had a billion dollars
(High pitched) If I had a billion dollars
Babies with mustard make me throw up,
If anything it’s babies with Dijon ketchup.
If I had a billion dollars
(High pitched) If I had a billion dollars
I’d buyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy some doves……..and rats, and stick them in your house, and watch you run away screaming while I steal all your possessions.
Cuz if I had a billion do-oooo-ooollars
I’d have money for you to mooch off of but until then can I borrow 5 bucks?
If I had a billion dollars
(High pitched) If I had a billion dollars
I would buy Psy Kleenexes to overcome the loss of his banana about a month ago,
But not real Kleenexes cuz that’s cruel.
If I had a billion dollars
(High pitched) If I had a billion dollars
I would buy your fat guy some food,
Because we all know that you wanna make that guy from GTA: San Andreas super fat and make him go on the hoods of cars
H.
Jingle:
"White Raven!"
Sung to the tune of the original jingle:
"By Mennen!"
EoFF Staff Dedication
I.
In order to pay tribute to the fine, FINE staff EoFF has, I decided to share with you two fond memories I have of EoFF staff members. The first took place in the summer of 1969. OK, it didn't, but I like to tell people that it did. I was sitting on a bridge over a freeway, throwing acorns down to make the cars below explode, and I'd already destroyed two Ford Focuses when who should come riding over the bridge on her pogo-stick but ShlupQuack! Yes! So then I hung out with her, I'd share with you the joyous conversations we had, but seeing as some really mean contest runner will only let us use two paragraphs, I can't. Let's just say they involved paraffin and voles. We went into a clearing, and then she showed me her hairy feet. Think hobbits + Cousin it, and you're kinda there, and then she DEMANDED that I see the hair on her chest. Normally I wouldn't say no to a demand like this, but I had read on a cereal box that Shlup was a vampire, or an umpire or a crossing guard or something evil. I duelled with the creature, upon revealing that I knew its true nature. I think I ended up with breasts being rubbed in my face...wait that was when I hung out with Mik. Oh, that horny so-and-so! I picked her up with a crane (Birds are good at stuff like that) and put her in a trash can and then I think I jumped on top of it and banging the sides singing "HEE HEE YOU SILLY YOU SILLY!" and all the hot girls of the nearby town made out with me and an astronaut gave me a billion dollars.
The next anecdote involves Super Delete. I had spend the morning teaching seals how to be eaten by dinosaurs and trying to race old people - just an average day - when I received a phone call from SD telling me he had something that would make all women jealous of him, and I should come round to see them. Naturally I flew over to his house on a nearby goose and went inside to see what he had bought. Right there, big and round, SD had given up his manhood when he had bought b...br...br...sorry it's too horrible for me to say, but I think you know what I mean. Conversation, thusly:
SD: Hey, what do you think of these? And does my ass look big?
Me: Um...I think it's a bit too girly, Delly.
SD: Yeah, but it's good to get in touch with your feminine side!
Me: Yeah, but not THAT much man, geez. Besides, where the hell would you buy them?
SD: Oh, I know a guy in San Fran who can cut a good deal on...things like these. It's all confidential! You should try it!
Me: No Del, just no. Have fun crying and gobbling choclates, won't you? I have to go make Amsterdam rename itself to Hamsters...Damn! Seeya, really wouldn't wanna be ya!
Honestly, why would any sane man want to buy the two disc special edition DVD of Bridget Jones' Diary. Oh, those crazy EoFF staffers!
J.
On every forum you go to, every single no-life gaming forum you go to, there is something that you see: Staff. Of course, you might think: "Oh no! They're going to ban me, those *$%&^%(*&*" but, they actually have to do some work! *gasp*
They have to help set up with the page, boss all the newbies around, and just make you feel like a horrible person! They have to get all the information to add to the front page, and the only thing they get in return is the power of a shiny title.
They do work, and they deserve to be commended, but, as members, it's our duty to blindly hate them anyways! *grabs pitchfork*
K.
The site staff is a crazy bunch of great people. They are all quite talented with the HTML stuff, and quite creative to boot. There are enough of them to check each other's work so that there's really not much of anything that gets put up on the site that incorrect in any way. There banter is also quite funny.
They are also quite an organized group. They've made standard pages for stuff, which helps all of them make pages faster, and makes the pages all look similar so that the whole site has a continuity to it. They are good at delogating stuff to do. Actually doing the stuff may take some effort, but they are brilliant delogating stuff.
Remember to send in your PMs to me by ranking your three favorites. 1st, 2nd, and 3rd.
chaos: Only 11 people got their entries in... shame... :shame:
Not the best round, but there were a couple good ones.
chaos: :love: :love: :love: to whoever made that jingle about me.
It would probably help to know how all of the songs go before reading the lyrics. :p
Well I would hope you at least know Mary Had a Little Lamb.
Yeah, that one is familiar.
As for the others... :rolleyes2
I was considering this -- not everybody might know your song :(
Heh, mine's not that original, 'cause I got the concept from Seinfeld. :p
"Costanza!"
:P
Everyone else did a good job though!:)
Yeah well...I couldn't think of any jingles and I don't think I should have done the alternative. I will take another hit this round and do the next.Quote:
Originally Posted by Trumpet Thief
Contestant G: His name is CJ, but I like to call him Cutey Bubba. :)
If anyone votes for my entry I'll be very surprised. Zero effort on my part this time :tongue:
Ok, I'll get the next round started. I think this will be fun, and I hope that I'll get more entries this time around. Entries are still needed by Wednesday and voting is to be PMed by Monday.
Now, for Round Five.
Most Likely To...
Create a "Most Likely To..." Award which may be used in the upcoming Ciddies. Be creative when doing this though, as Loony BoB is very selective and picky when it comes to awards. Be sure to be clean and nothing dirty, and don't reuse past "Most Likely To..." awards.
I loved that 'most likely to be batman' award. I was thinking 'wtf lol I must exploit this'
So...um....yeah, that's why there were so many nominations for 'batman'
Well, in the upcoming round, don't use anything that's already been used.
Proto . . . dude. This one is gonna be hard. I can't be witty in less than a paragraph. Of course, that's assuming I'm witty to begin with.
-puts entry on hold until hit with creative genuis- :)
Thank goodness for this round, I'm burnt out of ideas right now.
Ditto. If this wasn't a one-liner I would have had to pass on it.
If you could post all the former "Most likely to..."'s that would be helpful so that I don't use one that already is one. :p
Most Likely To...
Be the Next Administrator
Be the Next Cid's Knight
Be the Next Recognized Member
Get Banned
Get Hit By a Bus
Be Driving the Bus
Laugh at the member getting hit by a bus
Be God
Be Satan
Go to Heaven
Go to Hell
Go Insane, Should EoFF Disappear
Be Successful
Become a Truck Driver
Become President
Kill the President
Be Arrested
Get Arrested for Public Nudity
Become a Raging Alcoholic
Die of Cutaneous Anthrax
Flip out and go on a killing spree
Join a cult
Die a slow and igomaneous death
Appear on the FBI's 10 Most-Wanted List
Develop a Gambling Addiction
Literally Raise the Dead
Perform a Neurosurgery Without a License
Not Vote
Win an Award
Not Win an Award
Be Most Unrecognized Member
Forget Where He/She Lives
Be Arrested for Public Urination
Streak
Be Abducted by Aliens
Become a Pimp
Get Confused with the Other Gender
End up in the streets, offering to drop pants for food
End up in the streets, offering to drop pants for free
Run over a frog and spend the rest of their lives crying over it
Win the Lottery after spending thousands of dollars on Lotto tickets for five years, and then lose the winning ticket
Be Pinky
Be Brain
Get Together
Become Rich & Famous
Become Poor & Homeless
Star on a Talk Show
Spend hours looking for their watch while wearing it
Be the Next James Bond
Be the Next Bond Girl
Be Picked Last
Be a Druggie
Be a Drug Dealer
Be a Stalker
Be George Bush
Compete in the Next Olympic Games
Be smuggling zero-posters at EoFF as slaves
Have eaten a genetically enhanced vegeatable, contracte a man-made diseased, died, and have arisen as a Vegatble Person Supgehero who spends his spare time postingin at EoFF
Post Themselves to Another Country
Write a Book on EoFF
Fall and Not Be Able to Get up
Be the Source of the SARS Virus
Become a Poetry Writing Bum
Become a Professional Wrestler
Become a Porn Star
Leave & Become an EoFF Legend
Spend the resto f their lives in #eoff and forget they're even registered at the forums
Go out to get the daily newspaper wearing nothing but their underwaer and accidentally lock themselves out of their home
Be a secret second account of another member
Try to have hot, steamy monkey sex with Bleys but not be abled to get it up
Be a Sailor Scout
Be a Samurai Pizza Cat
Be a Time Traveller from the Past
Be a Time Traveller from the Future
Leave Simon Cowell Speechless
Be a Future Winner of a Darwin Award
Be an 83 Year Old War Veteran
Be Bribing Award Guy for a Ciddie
Be the Very Last EoFF Member
Be Officially Titled 'Unrecognized Member'
Feature on When Good Newbies Go Bad!
Fall for Bashkar's "I Can't Believe It's Not Sand!" Routine
End up riding a scooter in endless circles
Be David Hasselhoff
Be Pamela Anderson
Be the leader of an EoFF underground
Be Batman
Be Robin
I can get you a full listing soon, the current xls file I have uploaded isn't accurate as the more recent version wasn't backed up during the last server move (or something).
EDIT: Wait maybe that is from the recent version so I'll shut up now.
Results time.
Round 4
A (Strider)....... ||||\|||
B (ShlupMoo)...... ||||\
C (Maxx Powers)...
D (Leeza)......... |||
E (Fuzakeru)...... ||||
F (Super Delete).. ||||\|
G (Doomsday)...... ||||\|
H (White Raven)... ||||
I (Psychotic)..... |
J (Seiken)........ ||||\
K (SeeDRankLou)... ||||\||
Overall
Psychotic......: 40
ShlupMoo.......: 30
Super Delete...: 29
Fuzakeru.......: 28
Strider........: 19
White Raven....: 18
Leeza..........: 16
Doomsday.......: 15
SeeDRankLou....: 15
Seiken.........: 15
Joel...........: 8
eestlinc.......: 5
edczxcvbnm.....: 4
Eternal Sphere.: 3
Maxx Power.....: 2
Mikztsu........:-1
Maxico.........:-2
nik0tine.......:-3
polyonymous....:-3
Xander.........:-3
*corrected*
With that, the following have been dropped out for have a score of -3. nik0tine, polyonomyous and Xander. :cry:
Ok, now focus on your MLT awards for Round 5. All entries shall be in my PM by Wednesday.
One vote? Yeah, I really am rigging this, aren't I? :greenie:
Although I suspect it's because people noticed it was mine and wanted to dent my lead. Hmmm. :)
chaos: Wow, we're doing better than we ever expected yet again :D
well, you would have three points, but... Denmark only voted for you, thus one vote.
Well we'll have to ask him whether he meant me as his first, second or third choice, as nothing in the rules specifically states you can't vote for just one entry ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
Speaking of rules and points...to make it fair for the 2nd and 3rd contestants from the first round, I think that the points should be adjusted to reflect the 1st, 2nd and 3rd points system as well. If it has been already, then please disregard this post. :)
Nah, that's unnecessary.
Just so no one gets hurt.
I need ranked votes. 1st, 2nd, and 3rd.
If you left out the ranks, I'll assume that the order you have your three votes for will be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd.
If you voted for one or two persons for the ranks. One person will have one point; two persons, the first will get two points and the second will get one point.
Anyway, we're at the halfway mark of the Decathlon. Anyway, to make way for the upcoming Ciddies, BoB and I are possibly planning to split the decathlon so the Ciddies can go on without this contest getting in the way.
Anyway, I'll ask you, the contestants, should we take a month and a few week break after Round Five, or should we wait till the week before Thanksgiving Week, which is two weeks from now?
Oh wow, I got second place that round?!?! Awesomeness :D
Edit: I say lets wait until before Thanksgiving to take a break.
chaos: I say Thanksgiving as well. It seems fitting, although this is a great competition so far.
Rubedo: And we seriously think we are doing way better than our expectations. This has turned out better than I thought :D
The Ciddies are scheduled to start on 22/11 (11/22 to Americans), but I absoloutely love reading over these things so I don't want to ruin it in any way by overlapping it with the Ciddies, so yeah, we'll see what we can do to make the most out of both competitions. :)
I so want to make some up for this round but I can't :(
Oh and I'm amazed how much I've featured in peoples entries *Is really happy*
Whoa, I actually won that round, ah? O_o Awesome.
Let's just hope we can keep the streak goin' into Round 5. Come on, masses, don't let me down!
Proto, I was D in this round...not C. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
I think you rigged it so you would lose and it throw us off the trail. Nice try, but you lost by too many for me to believe that one. Clever, but a little too clever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Proto, I will be taking SD's place for the duration of this contest, just so you know.
*checks PMs*Quote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
You're right. My mistake. I'll make the corrections.
EDIT: I only have five entries, and tomorrow's the deadline. :(
well forget their entries. I could do with some points :p
chaos: Agreed. It's only fair :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Maxx Power
Rubedo: You have recieved mine right? I am positive I sent you it :D
:rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
Heh.
This was such a simple event that one could wait until the deadline in case they came up with something better. That might explain it.
Aaah, sorry not being here! I'll just sit back and watch. :)
Round Five is ready! Despite it being a little early. I doubt the rest of you will make it in time, but in any case, I'll go ahead and post the entries for voting to start.
Remember send in your ranked votes to me in PM form.
Now.. for Round FIVE!
Most Likely To...
A.
Be a Celebrity that endorses a cereal(think Jordan and Wheaties)
B.
Tattoo Themselves for the Sake of EoFF
C.
Not Win an Award For Being The Most Likely To Have Done Something That They Probably Didn't Do Anyway' Award
D.
Wake Up Married To a Goat After a Hard Night's Drinking
E.
Be ShlupQuack's Secret Child
F.
Appear On The Cover Of MAD Magazine.
G.
Be Fired From Work or Kicked Out of School For Playing Too Much FFXI.
H.
Give Birth To A Crack-Addicted Baby.
I.
Get Hit By A Crotch.
J.
Be Locked Up Eternally After Demonstrating Extreme Signs Of Schizophrenia
K.
Be Driven Clinically Insane By The "Banana Phone".
L.
Beat Joel In A Fighting Game.
M.
Die In A Spamming Accident.
I thought you said "nothing dirty", Jeff.Quote:
Originally Posted by somebody
What's dirty about being Mandee's secret child? I'd be honored if I was that secret child.
... ok, so I won't be. But it should be interesting.
Theres enough shlup clones about to make that one a reality...
Baloki I thought I told you to be Shlupbaloki or Shluploki :o
Interesting... *considers using one or two*
Ok, it's almost time. This will be the last week before the Ciddies are open for nominations. So for week 6, it'll be the Thanksgiving Party Round.
Imagine there's an EoFF Thanksgiving Party, and everyone in the Decathlon is to bring some sort of food.
Besides the traditional turkey and several other common goods found on most dinner tables during Thanksgiving, what would you bring to the party to serve to your fellow EoFFers?
The following food items will be "banned" in this round.
Turkey
Ham
Chicken
Cranberries
Stuffing
Sweet Corn
Mashed Potatoes
Yams/Sweet Potatoes
Pumpkin Pies
I think that's about it. Oh and avoid candy at all cost. I'm not accepting them in this party.
You have till Wednesday to prepare the food you'll be serving in this party, so send me what you'll bring in PM form.
As for the current round, please continue to vote. You have till Monday to send in last minute votes.
Wait wtf? Are we supposed to say 'I'm bringing cheeseburgers', and then somebody can vote for 'Cheeseburgers'?
This is ... lol okay whatever *posts*
no, they'll just vote for ther favorite foods being "brought" in... no problem with that?
How many items can we bring?
ONE
When will results of Round 5 show that PG is in 3rd place?
Fine, Results!
Round 5 Results
A. (edczxcvbnm)...
B. (Strider)...... |||
C. (Maxx Power)... |||
D. (Psychotic).... ||||\||
E. (ShlupMoo)..... ||||
F. (Leeza)........ |
G. (SeeDRankLou).. |||
H. (Doomsday)..... ||
I. (Super Delete). |||
J. (Fuzakeru)..... ||
K. (White Raven).. |||
L. (Joel)......... ||||\||||\|
M. (Seiken)....... ||||\|
Overall Results!
Psychotic......: 47
ShlupMoo.......: 34
Super Delete...: 32
Fuzakeru.......: 30
Strider........: 22
Seiken.........: 21
White Raven....: 21
Joel...........: 19
SeeDRankLou....: 18
Doomsday.......: 17
Leeza..........: 17
Maxx Power.....: 5
eestlinc.......: 4
edczxcvbnm.....: 4
Eternal Sphere.: 2
Mikztsu........:-2
Maxico.........:-3
With that, Maxico is dropped off for the next round.
Remember to send me your entry for the next round by Tomorrow.
Joel made the one about Joel? Classic stuff.
That sounds like something my roommates would say... :pQuote:
I.
Get Hit By A Crotch.
Well, at least I'm not last anymore. Still, only three points... I hate you all :P
In case you hadn't noticed, Joel is the one who makes constant references to fighting games. I was shocked when I discovered this pattern, after many hours trying to work out the method to his madness. I think I deserve 5,000 points for spotting this. :roll:Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
Oddly enough, the suggestion I'm Most Likely To use is the one that got no votes. Go figure.
Most of them were actually really good, but a lot of them would have had really obvious winners and some were too similar to other Ciddies I have listed, and some I just didn't like. I was going to use the Shlup one before Psy pointed out that it would probably end up being a battle between nobody but ShlupBert and ShlupMoo. Yay to him for pointing that out.
It was a combination of a classic joke and a classic award. Perhaps I should have sent in 'Laugh at the Member Getting Hit By the Crotch' instead.Quote:
Originally Posted by Samuraid
Time for Round Six Voting.
Remember to send in your votes by PM in ranking form.
1st, 2nd, and 3rd.
After this, we'll be taking a break for the Ciddies to take place.
Now, for the Thanksgiving Round!
Round 6
What would you bring to a Thanksgiving party? (minus the usual)
A.
One word: Turducken.
B.
Pizza
C.
TasteyPies
D.
I'll bring with me a box filled with microwavable tacos.
E.
To said thanksgivingwhatsamajigger I would bring : One pre-packed trifle souffle with added rum with a small sprinking of grated orange peel. Any maybe a cheese pie, but you'll have to share that :P
F.
kitty litter cake:
G.
Apple Pie
H.
Dr Unne's toupee, flame-grilled to perfection. :)
I.
I would bring Creole Style Seafood Gumbo.
J.
Indians :moose:
K.
For the Thanksgiving diner, I'll bring:
4 and 20 Chocobo's baked in a pie.
Ok so this vote is basically a vote for the lesser of 11 evils.
No way. There are 3 realistic choices. Pizza, Apple Pie and the Tacos. They are all out of it but realistic...I am not sure about the first one but Proto took away all the good ones to say.
Pizza rules
Pizza has no place at a Thanksgiving table, though. I should've figured some of the choices would be obvious.
And which choice is PG's? :p
Usually posting a picture is a cheap and effective way to get votes, but that one is just gross.
Yeah.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
Are we taking a break for the holidays? I'm asking because this was all of a sudden unstuck and the event for round 7 hasn't been posted yet.
There is a break for the Ciddies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
Indeed.
Anyway, results time!!
Round 6 Results
A (Strider)....... ||||\|
B (edczxcvbnm).... ||
C (Super Delete).. ||
D (Joel).......... ||
E (Maxx Power).... |||
F (ShlupMoo)......
G (Leeza)......... ||
H (Psychotic)..... ||||\
I (SeeDRankLou)... ||
J (Fuzakeru)...... ||||\
K (White Raven)... ||||\|||
Overall
Psychotic......: 52
Fuzakeru.......: 35
ShlupMoo.......: 34
Super Delete...: 34
Joel...........: 29
Strider........: 28
White Raven....: 21
SeeDRankLou....: 20
Seiken.........: 20
Leeza..........: 19
Doomsday.......: 16
Maxx Power.....: 8
eestlinc.......: 5
edczxcvbnm.....: 4
Eternal Sphere.: 1
Mikztsu........:-3
With that, Mikztsu will be dropped out for having a score of -3. After the Ciddies, we will resume for Round 7. =) Enjoy Thanksgiving and the Ciddies.
Yay! Go me! :)
Hah, I was certain F was Pg's.
PS: A haet (No, not a hate, but a haet!) on Proto for not including the better version of my answer, considering he allowed E!
Could you post the version that you summitted Psy?
No, but let's just say it involved Leeza's cats, too :(
That's disturbing.
Let's try to keep this contest ban-free, kids.
If you want to know what Psy also suggested... here it is.
Dr Unne's toupee served with a side-order of Leeza's cats, flame-grilled to perfection.
Of course, he gave me a second option, and I liked that instead of that one. It's perfectly fine, but he gave me another option which I liked. >=O
And why are you complaining at all Psy? You're still in the lead by 20 points.
I agree. Psy, stop whining. XP I'm in second now!! ^_^- This makes me extremely happy. Good luck in the Sidease! and I can't wait until this contest starts again!! It's a lot of fun Proto, Nice Job!! WHEE! -pose-
Welcome back to another round of the EoFF Decathlon. After a brief break for the Ciddies, we're now back in business, and we have 3 rounds remaining. Now up to Round Seven!
I know all of you are excited about the Ciddies, and congradulations to our winners and agreat round of applause for the man, Award Guy.
This round will be dedicated to the Ciddies. I like to call it...
Ode to Award Guy.
Create an ode, or poetry, about Award Guy. You must have between 5-10 lines in your ode or poem about Award Guy.You have till Thursday to send in your ode to me in PM form.
So you have four days to work on that. :)
Ok, scratch that, I'm going to make it till next Monday, on the 20th.
WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS WERE FLAMING ME AND I DIDN'T EVEN SEE? :(
10 lines max? :(
Yes. I don't want some of you to get too carried away with the length.
NuuuUUUuuUUuuuUUu! I actually stopped being lazy and did mine tonight! Don't do this to me!! ;_; If no one else turned theirs in it's their fault!!!!!!!! -cries dramaticlly- More points for me as far as I'm concerned. -pouts-Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
Oh well. Still looking forward to it!
OH PROTO YOU'RE BEING POSITIVELY HORRID! :(
Arg, why does all this stuff happen right in the middle of my final and midterm exams....I'll try to get it in before 5:00pm today... :)
Be sure to send it to t3h j3ff.
Or Psychotic. You can send it there too :cool:
Or you could just send it to t3h j3ff and send Psychotic a lump of coal.
Ok, time for the entries. Send in your votes to me in PM and the last day to vote is... Thursday. :D
A.
There is no bigger stud than Award Guy,
On tuesday he screwed Proto and Psy,
24 hours later, on the wednesday,
He kissed Del Murder, and City Bley!
Oh, look out Joel, he's after you!
And also Baloki and Fuzakeru!
On Thursday he had bondage with ShlupQuack
And the next day he made Unne crack!
Oh Award Guy, you dirty ho!
I'll still always love you though.
B.
-=You Broke BoB=-
To Be Sung to the song - Why Don't You Get A Job - Offspring
Loony BoB's got a 'special friend' and he loves that bitch
He posts about it everyday
He says, "It's Love and not Abuse," in a sad, submissve way.
But he sits on his ass while BoB works his hands to the bone
To keep the EoFFers at bay
Cause the Ciddies got all the posters riled up in their home
But now I think it's time we all say.
Go away! Go away!!!
Faaaaaaaaar away!
Cause we all know you broke BoB!
C.
Award Guy
Award Guy
You creepy bum
Rigging the elections
So RSL wins
D.
Award Guy, Award Guy!
Way to go!
Always there with all the stats
Ready for show!
Doesn't Loony BoB get jealous? You know how much he loves stats, but when you come to visit we all get to see where the real talent lies. =)
Good job on the Ciddies, even while typing
Under stress and under pressure.
Your one handed skills truly deserve appraising
E.
'Award Guy', sung to the tune of Don McLean's classic ballad 'American Pie':
My reaction I can't remember,
When I read the results of Best Member,
But something touched me last December,
During that Ciddies splendor.
So bye-bye, mister Award Guy.
Put my bidding for a Ciddie,
But didn't win this time.
And them Eyeson posters were votin' Misfit and Rye
Singin', next time I won't be four votes shy.
Next time I won't be four votes shy.
F.
Ode to Award Guy
(To the tune of "Ode to my Family" by the Cranberries.)
In this world I feel like someone
That no one gets to see
It's like I'm hiding in plain sight
I have no one to be
But you see me, you see
And you like me, and you like me....standing there
But you notice, you know
That I'm happy, that I'm happy....because you care
To notice me, is more that I had ever expected
For you see, it's an honor just to be nominated
G.
"Award Guy" - To the tune of the theme song for "SurfSide 6"
Award Guy. (Who’s that?) Award Guy. (A person?)
Award Guy. (And where is he?) In BoB's closet. Cha cha cha cha
Award Guy. (Who does he like?) Award Guy. (Young bachelors?)
Award Guy. (And where is he?) In BoB's closet.
Cha cha cha cha.
Soft P.M's under his name Will gently lead you to BoB’s game.
See the waves kissing the shore While you are nominating someone you adore.
Award Guy. (He's a lover?) Award Guy. (He's a prisonner?)
Award Guy. (And where is he?) In BoB's closet. Cha cha cha cha
Here's the Theme Song to Surfside 6 for your amusment:
I really like the American Pie one!! -thumbs WAY up-
They were all very very good though!! [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img] [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img] I'm worried. I figured I had it in the bag when I came up with mine but now I'm not so sure. GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE! :)
-_- I missed it xD
-point, laugh-
Ok, I'm sorry, but here are the results!
A. (Psychotic).... ||||
B. (Fuzakeru)..... ||||\||||\||
C. (edczxcvbnm)... |
D. (Leeza)........
E. (Del Murder)... ||||\||||
F. (SeeDRankLou)..
G. (White Raven).. |||
Overall
Psychotic......: 56
Fuzakeru.......: 47
Super Delete...: 43
ShlupMoo.......: 34
Joel...........: 29
Strider........: 28
White Raven....: 24
SeeDRankLou....: 20
Seiken.........: 20
Leeza..........: 19
Doomsday.......: 16
Maxx Power.....: 8
edczxcvbnm.....: 5
eestlinc.......: 5
Eternal Sphere.: 1
Ok, now time for Round 8.
Design an ornament. Provide me an image of an ornament to be hung by a Christmas Tree.
Your entries shall be in my PM by Monday night.
Oh. I DIDN'T VOTE. Oops :D Sorry Jeffie-pie~
Well done Steph! I would have voted for you!
OMFG! I won a round!? No way! -runs around happily- This is the most awesome thing EVER! Yush! Yush it is!! <3
I really loved yours Del! ^_^-
Oh! And this round is going to be MUCH fun, yush-yush! I can't wait.
Thank you Psy-Pie. [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img] If I do well next round maybe I can close in on ya. We still have until round 10 for the winner. -shifty eyes- Hope nothing bad happens to you before then. :)
Oh wow. Only three entries. >_>
Ok, another extension.
Send me your entries by Thursday.
Whoops I didn't even know it was due today.
I'll get mine in, Prot.
Same for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
I had all my Christmas gettogethers o'er the weekend and havn't been near a computer in 3 days >_<.
Thanks for the extension, way to many holiday parties to attend. I e-mailed it to you, the same e-mail that was used in the first round. Hopefully that's still you e-mail address.
I probably won't get mine done by the deadline. It's been a busy week. If you want to post the next round, I'll just sit out, but I will eventually complete the task for this one and post it here or in the Art forum if round 8 is already up. I have an idea and I don't want it to go to waste.
oh wow. Only 5 entries still. *grumbles* I'm not feeling too well right now, so I'm going ahead and extend for an extra day.
If you want. Email me your entries seeing it'll be images, and you can't attach in PMs.
Email is proto3k2@yahoo.com
Sorry, Proto, but I'm going to have to sit this one out. This is a very busy week. :(
Maybe it's because there's just three rounds to go (including this one) and people think they don't have a chance. You have even less of a chance if you don't bother to send in an entry...
Being at the bottom of the list wouldn't prevent me from submitting an entry, but being three weeks late in my course assignment, having to go into work and then coming home to a houseful of relatives is. :) I might enter one late though, like Del is doing, but I don't enter these contests to win. I enter them because they're fun. :)
There, hopefully my entry is not too late. :(
A red x? xD
PS: Proto, where the hell is mine? :mad2:
The file's not uploading correctly.
:(
Nice pimp drawing.
Genuis. -praises-
Ok, while we have an extra day for voting, I'm going to combine the last two rounds together so we can get this Decathlon out of the way.
So, that means you contestants will have two things to do.
Round 9.
A tribute to the original "Triathlon"
Create some form of advertisement for EoFF. It can be a slogan, a banner, a jingle, or whatever, as long as it promotes EoFF in some way, shape, or form.
and Round 10.
Is that your final answer?
Compose a sentence stating how you should win over anyone else. Revealing yourself will disqualify your entry. ;)
Send in both entries by Monday. If you're going to make an image, send me an email at proto3k2@yahoo.com.
I had some fun with #10
I just noticed something about entry B in the current round.
My avatar is next to Spiff's, spelling: PG. A clue as to who's entry it is? :o
Results for Round 8 plz
A. (SeeDRankLou).. ||||\|||
B. (Del Murder)... ||||\|||
C. (Psychotic).... ||||\||||\|
D. (Fuzakeru)..... ||||\||||\
E. (White Raven).. ||||\
Overall
Psychotic......: 67
Fuzakeru.......: 56
Del Murder.....: 51
ShlupMoo.......: 32
White Raven....: 29
Joel...........: 27
Strider........: 26
SeeDRankLou....: 20
Seiken.........: 18
Leeza..........: 17
Doomsday.......: 14
Maxx Power.....: 6
edczxcvbnm.....: 3
eestlinc.......: 3
Eternal Sphere.:-1
Wow, neck and neck competition there.
Psy is stillslipping proto money under the tablewinning...
SSSSSSSH! :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Samuraid
I'm surprised I still got votes after spelling 'holidays' wrong. Maybe you guys aren't as shallow as I think you are.
G'job Psy and Steph! :)
Thank you, Rye!! ^_^
Wow! You guys liked the Pimp Smiley ornament?!?! -ish sooo happy-
-stops being lazy and begins workin' on 9 and 10-
The smiley ornament >>> all IMHO. :D
I seriously sat down and thought for hours about what to do then I decided to draw a picture of the pimp smiley. ^_^- I'm so glad you liked it!! [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img] [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally Posted by Samuraid
I spent under 15 minutes doing my Mooninites one...oh well...someone had to be last. :)
If any of you read my entry, it promised hot naked Proto pics if it won.
It won.
So...
Radiated hawt-ness! xD
MS Paint nudity even...what is the world coming to? :p
DUUUDE!
When are we finally gonna end this!? >_<
-insert impatience here-
Ok, I'm sorry for being late. :( Here's what I got though. Good luck to everyone on the final two rounds all meshed into the last week!
Round 9
A.
Join EoFF or I will touch you!
B.
E is for the Eyes that are On You always
Y is for five years of posting fun
E is for the EZ board of old days
S is for the smiley with the tongue
O is for Other, the member and the poll choice
N is for the newbies that we claim
F is for Feedback, where we hear your voice
I is for 1, the first FF game
N is for the names in Proto's Final Four
A is for awards ran by that Ciddies guy
L is for the Lounge, where we discuss the Doors
F is for fantastic mods, like Matty Pie!
A is for a vey odd poem by Auron
N is for making a new thread
T is for the times Raistlin call us morons
A is for another post read
S is for the spam we can't live without
Y is for Yams, which goes well with trout
Put it all together and what do you get?
The greatest webforum I've been to yet.
C.
Entry.
D.
Entry
E.
Entry
Round 10.
A.
And now, the end is near and so I face the final curtain, but I planned each charted course; each careful step along the byway, but more, much more than this, I did it my way!
B.
I should win because I love all of you. Wait, I lied!
C.
I should win because I have nice toenails, I mean, how else do you think Bush won the election? Good policies or something?
Send in your votes to me by PM by.... next Wednesday!
And for round 10, just vote for one, instead of rank voting for three.
How could someone turn in a entry for 9 and not 10?
Turning something in for 9 and not 10 . . . what genuis! Hopefully it's Psy who did it. -shifty eyes- Bwuahahahahaha!
Round 9's Unne sign is soo gonna win I bet. Nice job to whoever did that one. <3 <3 <3 <3
This is the first time that I didn't summit an entry.
This is also the first time that I'll actually vote in this decathlon.
Good luck everyone. :)
(round 10) B is a total rip off of my old custom title. Whenever I find out who it was, I will probably smother them with kisses. Also whoever did A should have used the Sex Pistols version. And whoever wrote C has nice toenails, or so they CLAIM! Damn charlatans!
Did I turn one in for 9 and not 10? Haha, you'll have to wait and see ;)
Frank Sinatra > Sex Pistols for A.
B could be Psy's but that would be way to obvious.
C made me want to buff up my toenails and run for Mayor.
I still think the Unne sign > Everything this entire contest.
