I've had at least three members send in votes for RSL in Ciddies that he isn't a finalist in. I'm sorry, but anything that RSL was voted for and was not a finalist in will have to be rejected. I don't know why so many people do this! :smash:
I've had at least three members send in votes for RSL in Ciddies that he isn't a finalist in. I'm sorry, but anything that RSL was voted for and was not a finalist in will have to be rejected. I don't know why so many people do this! :smash:
Maybe we should have the RSL awards like we do in Staff.
Warning! Do not let my view influence your votes!
Part II of Ciddies Commentary Series.
Welcome back to part two of the commentaries of the End of Year, Ciddies 2004. This time around, I'll be focusing on Awards 31-40. It's looking to be exciting, so here goes.
31) Corniest Member
Ansem
Citizen Bleys
Del Murder
Joel
Meat Puppet
MecaKane
Psychotic
Spaceman Spiff
The Captain
Trumpet Thief
Corniest member? I don't think most of the finalists are corny, but we'll see. I think that Ansem, Joel, Meat Puppet and MecaKane will get in a tight race for this award. It's really anyone's game to win. Proto's Prediction: Meat Puppet.
32) Most Underrated Member
Big D
black orb
Denmark
Farah
Female Ryuichi
Joel
The Captain
Big D returns for this award as most underrated member. However, is he really truly that underrated a member? Anyway, there's several possible contenders for this, including Big D himself. We have black orb, Denmark, Farah, and dark horse Female Ryuichi. My senses say that the only female finalist is grabbing this one from the others. Proto's Prediction: Female Ryuichi.
33) Most Distinctive Member
Big D
Cid
Del Murder
Dr Unne
RSL
ShlupMoo
TasteyPies
The Captain
Trumpet Thief
Each and every one of the finalists deserve this award. However, only a few will probably make it to the final last rounds of voting in a tight race. Namely, Big D, Cid, Del Murder, and ShlupMoo. However, the board owner and CEO should take advantage of the close votes. Proto's Prediction: Cid.
34) Most Enlightening Member
Dr Unne
Jebus
Kirobaito
ShlupMoo
The Captain
Yamaneko
Again, every finalist deserves this award, but only one can walk away with it. Which one, is up to the voters. However, it may be a tight threeway among Dr Unne, The Captain, and Yamaneko. However, Unne should easily take this one for the win. Proto's Prediction: Dr Unne.
35) Most Entertaining Member
Baloki
Del Murder
Psychotic
ShlupMoo
Trumpet Thief
Most entertaining member. Hmm, out of this list of finalists, only Del Murder, Psychotic, and ShlupMoo have the best chances. It'll be a tight one among the three, and it may be too close to call. Proto's Prediction: Del Murder.
36) Most Missed Member
Faris_the_guy
ff babe
HOOTERS
Mäjken
PeTeRL90
Spatvark
Missing would be last Ciddies winner for this award, HOORJ. Who will be winning this time would be close. Mäjken has won this award before, and her chances are good. However, recently banned members, HOOTERS and PeTeRL90 give Mäjken a challenge for this award, with Spatvark joining them in the mix. Proto's Prediction: PeTeRL90.
37) Most Helpful Gamer
Big D
Joel
Kawaii Ryűkishi
lionx
Lord Chainsaw
Sephiroth1999AD
SomethingBig
Several worthy contenders, which includes the likes of Kawaii Ryűkishi, lionx, Lord Chainsaw, and SomethingBig. This one will be very close among every finalists. However, Kishi will likely draw the most attention, so he'll be able to win with name recognition. Proto's Prediction: Kawaii Ryűkishi.
38) Most Helpful Techy
Baloki
Big D
Dr Unne
Farah
Pure Strife
Samuraid
Yamaneko
Another no-brainer. Farah has the best chances of winning this award again. However, he has a few other finalists who draw worthy recognition. Namely Yamaneko and Dr Unne. Farah should easily clinch this one. Proto's Prediction: Farah.
39) Most Helpful Member
Baloki
Big D
Del Moomba
Dr Unne
Farah
Flying Mullet
Leeza
Loony BoB
polyonymous
ShlupQuack
The Captain
Xander
Yamaneko
So many finalists, yet only one to win. Any of them could win this making this one very hard to pick a clear front-runner. However, Dr Unne, Loony BoB, ShlupQuack, and several others will give this one a close call for the win from everyone. I'm thinking that this will be the closest win for whoever wins this one, as the margin of votes from least to most would be slim. Proto's Prediction: Dr Unne.
40) Cutest Couple
Ally & Doomgaze
anime_angel & Ultima Shadow
Calliope & Spuuky
Cid & Sean's Wife
Fuzakeru & VaShYmAn
Lindy & Xander
Some newcomers for this award, includes the likes of Ally & Doomgaze, Fuzakeru & VaShYmAn, and anime_angel & Ultima Shadow. The last winning couple, Lindy (formerly with a "z") & Xander, make a return to possibly take this award again for a second straight win. However, with an influx of new finalists, it'll be tough for them to do so. Proto's Prediction: Calliope & Spuuky.
I disagree with you on the outcome of 6 of those, Proto xD
Also, what I don't get is why The Captain and Big D are nominated for most underrated, when I thought everyone rated them very highly - I certainly do. (So probably one of those will win :cool: )
Again, I hope your wrong about a lot of those, Proto. ^_^
On the Most Likely to Get Banned thing...
I've already had 4 accounts banned, so I think this nomination doesn't make much sense.
*starts juggling* Aw, I'm not all that entertaining. *does a cartwheel*
[q="Del Murder"]I try to nominate people from the FF boards that don't get noticed as much, but there are only so many awards. I'll notice anyone who posts a lot, whether for good or for bad. You don't have to have a gimmick to get noticed here, maybe by some but not by me, but you do have to post more than once every three months.[/q]
I doth protest, I post on average a lot more often then once every three months. That break was a one time thing, I'm back for good.
[q=Del Murder]*does a cartwheel*[/q]
I had to laugh at that. Unfortunately, you did not get my vote for funniest member. :o
and AG: people do that voting for RSL for everything stuff because they're trying to be "unique" and "cool". which, if 3 people are doing it, makes them NOT unique and cool. personally, I was thinking about that a couple days ago, and I came up with the guess that Loony BoB votes seriously and Award Guy votes all RSL. because it would be unfair to have 2 identical sets of votes coming from the same household, wouldn't it?
Good. Not enough people use the word 'doth' around here.Quote:
Originally Posted by bennator
I voted, good luck to all the nominees!
Doth thith thkirt make my ath look fat?Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
Haha...ha. @_@
:exdee:Quote:
Originally Posted by Giga Guess
AND I DIDN'T GET NOMINATED FOR FUNNIEST MEMBER! Can you believe it?
:whimper:Quote:
Originally Posted by Giga Guess
I know...that's soooo gay.
Award Guy doesn't vote, and I always vote seriously. :) It's an enigma!Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
I wish that December 10th was here!
I am obviously the only person who still misses HOORJ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
Yep.
We seriously need like a "Best Banned" category, like how we have Best Male and Best Female. We also really need Funniest Banned Member Moment.
And am I the only one who REALLY misses the "MLTB Pam Anderson" award? :(
Yep.
Have I hereby disqualified myself by posting? ( 'A')
Nah, I've seen people nominated for Most Missed who had posted within the past month or had just gone for a week - in fact, I wouldn't be surprised if some of them were actually active, too. :p
As for your Best Banned, there should never be a reason to glorify banned members, and the Most Missed is close enough as it is, considering 4/6 of the finalists are banned. Also, if we only banned a few members in the six months, then it'd be crap.
I've been trying to get myself disqualified from this compertition for months now, its not possible AG's too good...
I have been RSLed.....LOL. Wow, a lot of people have. :lol:
Come join the crowd :DQuote:
have been RSLed.....LOL.
chaoRSL: Let's keep it out of the RSLiddies thread.
There should not be the "not" in my username. :p
don't kick RSL, RSL is cool.
anyway. back on topic now.
5 days? vote you fools so that maybe Award Guy will decide to move up the start of the awards presentation. :o
Does RSL really giggle?Quote:
Originally Posted by RSLhart
only 5 days left? I'd better vote then..lets see who the fib=nalist are...
Warning! Do not let my view influence your votes!
Part III of the End of Year Ciddies, 2004 Commentaries.
Welcome back to the third pard of the Commentary series on the Ciddies. This time around, I'll be focusing on awards 21-30. This will be exciting, so look out!
21) Best Graphic Designer
Baloki
eternalshiva
o_O
Rinoabella
ShlupQuack
Xander
zacks_clone
Ah, the best graphic designers. About every finalist is a sure win, but however, we can only one winner. Since winning the final design to update the EoFF design, Rinoabella gives the last winner, eternalshiva, some serious competition. Along with them comes staffers Xander and ShlupQuack. This will be a tight one, but I believe either Xander or Rinoabella will come out with the win. Proto's Prediction: Xander.
22) Best Writer
Del Murder
eestlinc
KFCruelty
Spatvark
Strider
Trumpet Thief
Del Murder with his works of parodies; eestlinc and KFCruelty with their poetry; Spatvark, Strider, and Trumpet Thief with their wonderful stories. This is going to be real tough. However, Strider has his stories on his side, and he's well accomplished. He'll come out with a win for the second straight time. Proto's Prediction: Strider.
23) Best Poet
Del Murder
eestlinc
Jack
Marick
Rye
eestlinc should cover this easily. He does have some competition among the finalists, but this should be easy to clinch for him. Proto's Prediction: eestlinc.
24) Best Poster
Agent Proto
Del Murder
DMKA
Loony BoB
Psychotic
RSL
ShlupMoo
Spaceman Spiff
The Captain
Winged Sorceress
A new award, and we have a large group of worthy contenders, and a couple with a long shot at winning. It should be tight among Agent Proto, Del Murder, Loony BoB, and The Captain. Proto's Prediction: Loony BoB.
25) Best Spammer
Citizen Bleys
Denmark
Maxico
Meat Puppet
MiNoUwAgAiNcItY
Misfit
Psychotic
ShlupMoo
Ah, the spammer award. This will be tight like most others. However, we have a newcomer in MiNoUwAgAiNcItY. It's unlikely he'll make any impact like several others, notably the crew of BAoTW and Bleys. Proto's Prediction: ShlupMoo.
26) Best Chatter
Colonel Kirby (David in #eoff)
Fuzakeru
Jebus
Kirobaito
MecaKane
Psychotic
Ah, #eoff chat. The only place where the rules are more relaxed and swearing is quite common. About everyone has a great chance to win. Missing would be Spaceman Spiff, the winner from the last Ciddies. Now, it'll be very tight between everyone, but the one who chats the most would likely win. Proto's Prediction: Kirobaito.
27) Best Role Model
Big D
Del Murder
Dr Unne
Leeza
Loony BoB
Psychotic
ShlupMoo
ShlupQuack
The Captain
Vincent06
You too can be like these fine members of EoFF. However, this is going to be very tight among the staffers. In any case, Loony BoB has the best chance to win this one, as he's among the most likeable and everyone just loves him. He'll grab the win in a close race among his fellow staff members. Proto's Prediction: Loony BoB.
28) Funniest Member
Baloki
Del Murder
DJZen
Loony BoB
Misfit
Not At All Reno
Psychotic
ShlupMoo
Spaceman Spiff
TasteyPies
Yamaneko
xD lol lmao rofl!!! These members are among the elite that can make everyone giggle or smirk at one point after reading a post. We have several contenders and a couple who don't have a shot. It might even get ugly between Del Murder, Not At All Reno, Psychotic, and ShlupMoo. Who'll get the last laugh? The one named krissy. Proto's Prediction: Not At All Reno.
29) Weirdest Member
Hsu
Joel
Misfit
Psychotic
ShlupMoo
Trumpet Thief
None of these members make me go wtf. I don't think any of them are strange, but however, we need a winner, and it'll be very close between Joel, Misfit, and ShlupMoo. Hint: "Roadkill is funny. ^_^" Proto's Prediction: Misfit.
30) Horniest Member
Ansem
Dr Unne
Fuzakeru
Giga Guess
Joel
Meat Puppet
ShlupMoo
ShlupQuack
Trumpet Thief
Wow, a bunch of horny mofos we have here. I don't think some of them don't even deserve to be here. However, they got the noms, so here they are. Joel and Ansem will likely battle it out for this one. We may even see a female winner between Fuzakeru and ShlupQuack. However, I'm saying Ansem's going to take the win again. Proto's Prediction: Ansem.
Again I disagree with nearly all Proto's things!
Can I make my own "Better than pr00t!" commentary? And then me and pr00t could have a contest to see who gets the most right and whoever loses has to kill Agent Proto! :roll:
And one more thing: Not BAoTW, Trio of Insanity kthx. :love:
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I surely hope so! -horny- :love: :love: :love: :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by That One Person Guy that does the Predictions
Thinking of horny and Shlup reminds me of the old sig she had with the hentai girl and the beer cans. <3 <3 <3 <3 I loved that sig. Bring it back. :cry: :cry:
I don't have a problem with commentary so long as it doesn't encourage/discourage people from voting for specific finalists (ie, make it as unbias as possible)- just post who you think will win and go for it. :)
It's always amusing reading over them. One of pr00t's predictions was absoloutely spot-on and one of them was so far from right it was kinda funny. :D But time shall tell ;D
Ok now you're just being annoying.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent RSL
chaoRSL: You're telling me... pr00t never made me the predicted winner for any of the 9 nominations I had in the last 30 :cry:
Proto is perfect on all of them. In fact, he predicts me as a winner.
We'll see about THAT! *slaps Proto with a glove* *Writes his own predictions*Quote:
Originally Posted by RSLobaito
Guys, don't read anything into commentary, it's nothing more than personal opinion. :p I don't want to say much, but I will say that it's not worth basing any bets on them being accurate. =]
Yeah, one guy doesn't speak for the majority of the people. It's just for fun.
chaoRSL: If you seriously write your own Psy, I will fall in love with you for the 780th time. :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by RSL-Boat
If he does I'll be terrified. :spin: But highly amused.Quote:
Originally Posted by RSL Thief
Just because I predicted them to win does not mean I want them to win.
In fact, I voted for 30 times from my 50 predictions and the 20 other times, I didn't vote for who I predicted.
I'm trying to be fair in my commentaries. Why are you so angry Psy? <3
Don't let these cloud your judgment etc but they are still better than Proto's~
Most Likely To…
41) Become a Cid's Knight
Baloki
Bert
Czech. Republic
eestlinc
o_O
ShlupMoo
The Captain
The Captain is a fine gentleman, who may or may not like skiing. Personally, I think this will give him an edge, although watch out for that Baloki, who was recently promoted to cleaning out the coffee machine. What is a coffee machine? I know not. Psy's prediction: The Captain
42) Get Banned
>>--heartshot--> ♥
Carnage
Czech. Republic
DMKA
edczxcvbnm
Linus
princeofdarknez
Psychotic
ShlupMoo
Everyone knows the EoFF forums staff have a mass conspiracy to ban yours truly, and on the 2nd of February 2005 I will be framed for sending Leeza whale porn, but do the voters know this? I doubt it! That DMKA is currently breaking a lot of rules, like flaming! He's always calling that Carnage, and I quote, "You awful nincompoop!" I'd say Linus normally, but I haven't seen that guy around for ages, he's probably busy getting a suntan in hell, seeing as how he's dead and all. Psy's prediction: edczxcvbnm, but don't rule out me. They want me dead, you see.
43) Sell Out
Bert
Denmark
edczxcvbnm
Joel
MecaKane
ShlupMoo
ShlupQuack
Xander
Sell out to what, exactly? This makes no sense. I hate you BoB.
Psy's prediction: Bertie
44) Win A Ciddie For The Very First Time
Bert
Denmark
Dixie
Giga Guess
Kirobaito
Levian
Trumpet Thief
Proto is all "OMG BERT WAZ HERE LONGAR HE WILL WIN I LIKE JUNKYARDZ!!?!?!??!" So, so wrong. Perhaps. It'll be Den, Bert, Trumpet Thief, or the man with the master plan/Baralai avatar/eye in the sky (delete as appropriate) Giiiiiiiiiiga Guess. But as the same people who like Bert like Den, it'll split the vote. BUT! The same people who like Trumpet Thief like Giga Guess! They're Eizon overseers...but I quit that due to "Creative differences" with Proto. Psy's prediction: Trumpet Thief, because he said I'd better pick him as a weiner. (He meant winner...possibly)
45) Get hit by a bus
Joel
Loony BoB
MecaKane
Ouch!
Triple T
Trumpet Thief
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! is a good name. I wish it was Loony BoB winning this, and me winning the next one. But I have to say "You don't really have to vote like that" because those squares down at city hall want me to! Joel always wins this because he is always being hit by buses. Apparently it's hard to miss, although I've yet to put that theory to the test! Psy's prediction: Joel
46) Be driving the bus
Doomgaze
Doomsday
Dr Unne
Misfit
Ouch!
Psychotic
Wyllius
Doom. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Doom will befall all who get in the way of the bus. But which Doom? Doom...um...Ooh! Doom III! Anyway, who here is crazy...me...Misit...oh man MISFIT. She's weird. Psy's Prediction: Himself!
47) Bring a Fishing Rod to a Car Pool
Denmark
Joel
kikimm
Matty Pie!
Meat Puppet
I hate Meat Puppet. Psy's prediction: Meat Puppet
48) Be Calvin
Baloki
Calvin
Dr Unne
Spaceman Spiff
Takara
While speaking "electronically" to Award Guy in the nominations process, he questioned whether my nominee, Calvin, deserved this award. I explained that "Well...who else is more likely to be Calvin than Calvin?" oh yeah now the squares will censor me again, blah blah don't vote for him just because your favourite person who's predictions you are reading says so. Unless...you're reading two predictions at once and in which case you're a freak. Watch out for Spiff! Psy's prediction: Spiffany.
49) Be Hobbes
Del Murder
Denmark
Dr Unne
Endless
Jebus
Loony BoB
RSL
ShlupMoo
Hell if I know.
50) Get Together
Czech. Republic & Levian
Del Murder & eestlinc
Joel & MecaKane
MecaKane & Misfit
Misfit & Shoyku
This award is odd. There are lots of couples who are already couples. I was the priest at Cz and Lev's wedding! (Really) and we all know of Joel and Kane's sordid love affair! Still, don't rule out that "Del M"urder and eestlinc. If they had kids would they be called Del linc? Who can say? ...well, they can. I'm tired. Psy's prediction: Del Murder and eestlinc
PS: Psy isn't angry. He's bored. :love:
chaoRSL: Yaep, I love you Psy. Great highly unbiased predictions there, bud ;)
:spin: :spin: :spin: :spin: :spin: :spin: :spin: :spin: :spin: :spin: :spin: :spin: :spin: :spin: :spin: :spin: :spin: :spin: :spin: :spin:
Yup, that was highly amusing. ^_^
I liked both your and Proto's but for some reasons his made more sense . :spin: Whether or not that's a good thing, I won't say here.
Proto didn't take into account skiing or vote splitting, therefore I win. :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyRSL
Well, who can argue with that logic? :moose:Quote:
Originally Posted by RSL-Boat
I got one... still pretty good for me. It's my first nomination and I hope it's my first win too! Good luck everyone!
Certainly not pr00t.Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyRSL
Real Spuuky Love (*permanent smite*) + Random Spuuky Lover (*permanently smitten*)
COME ON PEOPLE!
[ps - if Krissy doesn't win, I will cry. CRY!]
Krissy = funniest member
I hate you Psy :p
I said you'd win a Ciddie, what the hell else do you want? Other than for me to remember our anniversary, that is...
yes you forgoted :( *crys*
I specifically said "other than". More commentary-which-is-better-than-Proto's tomorrow, perhaps!
chaoRSL: Yay!Quote:
Originally Posted by RSL-Boat
No now! :D
Escobarsl xD
Hey, if one remembers, I *AM* the one that started everyone's Eyes on Me with Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir? That's GOTTA count for something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent RSL
I think i'm gonna end up destroying proto's list of expectations, he should post after votes have been closed and before they've been counted and announced...
*goes on a banter like countless of people did in columbus ohio when there wasn't enough voting machines... stupid franklin county*
:D
Close. Some how every one of Yam's posts makes me laugh out loud. With Reno it's more like 80%.Quote:
Originally Posted by RSL, inc.
yea but Krissy is Polish and Yams is Russian, and Poland is funnier than Russia.
krissy loves brad pitt, and brad pitt is sexier ^^ so krissy wins.
Russia is bigger and mightier than Poland, therefore funnier. Not that Poland isn't funny, but you know...I'm Russian so I can be biased. :)
:cat:
CaN I HaVe A CoOkIe?
No cause
Quote:
Originally Posted by ZeZipster
So CaN i HaVe a CoOkIe?
http://www.creativetheatre.org/images/cookie.jpg
There, happy?
YaY a CoOkIe
Hey, come on guys, I'm all for another Soviet state.Quote:
Originally Posted by RSL, inc.
Heh heh, two nominations.
Though I've never won a ciddie, and I don't expect to start now. :D
It doesn't take much to make you happy. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by MiNoUwAgAiNcItY
I'll attest to thatQuote:
It doesn't take much to make you happy
*steals the cookies*
MINE!
I've just had some interesting information passed over to me from Award RSL. Currently...
Five Ciddies are tied (including a three-way tie)
The leading finalists in seven Ciddies are seperated by just one vote.
The leading finalists in six Ciddies are seperated by just two votes.
The leading finalists in six Ciddies are seperated by just three votes.
And after a quick check on those...
One Ciddie has five finalists within three votes of the leader.
One Ciddie has four finalists within three votes of the leader.
Five Ciddies have three finalists within three votes of the leader.
Seven Ciddies have two finalists within three votes of the leader.
Ten Ciddies have just one finalist within two votes of the leader.
For the remaining twentysix, there are often members just four or five votes behind...
The leading finalists in six Ciddies are seperated by just four votes.
The leading finalists in six Ciddies are seperated by just five votes.
The leading finalists in three Ciddies are seperated by six votes.
The leading finalists in four Ciddies are seperated by seven votes.
The leading finalists in four Ciddies are seperated by nine votes.
The leading finalists in one Ciddie is serperated by eleven votes, another by fifteen votes and the biggest lead is 17 votes.
I'd say that the leads of nine, eleven, fifteen and seventeen are all settled already and won't change. However, seven votes is reachable so you never know, and as for those first twentyfour with three (at the most) votes seperating the leaders, anything could happen.
So far, 64 members have made 2687 votes. The largest amount of votes to a single nominee is 25, with two finalists on 24. The least is zero, with four finalists stuck without a single vote.
Trio of Insanity 4 lief!!1!1Quote:
Originally Posted by RSL-Boat
Warning! Do not let my view influence your votes!
Part IV of the End of Year Ciddies, 2004 Commentaries.
Welcome back. It's now part IV of the commentary series on the Ciddies. We have about four days left remaining in the voting, and already, there's still lot more time for voting to come in. However, I shall continue with my commentaries, whether you like it or not. This time around, I'll be focusing on awards 11-20. It's looking to be good so here goes!
11) Nicest Member
Bert
Leeza
Loony BoB
Rye
The Captain
Trumpet Thief
Winged Sorceress
Xander
What does it take to be nice nowadays? About everyone in the finalist is nice, and they all deserve this award. However, one winner, and too many potential winners. Anyway, it's almost a lock that Leeza should win this one, like she has in the past couple Ciddies, but she has a tough challenge, which should make this one be won by another female member. Her toughest opponents would be Xander, Rye, and Loony BoB. I think her winning streak will end here. Proto's Prediction: Xander.
12) Evilest Member
Ansem
Baloki
Citizen Bleys
Doomgaze
Kawaii Ryűkishi
Leeza
Misfit
ShlupQuack
Mwahahaha!! Leeza's a finalist!!! xD However, I doubt she'll make any impact, being that she's all nice and stuff, but she may surprise me with a victory. However, I doubt that'll be the case around with the likes of Kawaii Ryűkishi, Doomgaze and several others in the line-up. Proto's Prediction: Kawaii Ryűkishi.
13) Sexiest Male
Baloki
Bert
Citizen Bleys
Denmark
Dr Unne
Psychotic
RSL
ShlupMoo
Spaceman Spiff
Spuuky
What's this?!? Mikztsu is missing??!! Anyway, we have several manly men worthy of the title, Sexiest Male, so which one is it going to be? Will it be Calliope's manly man, Spuuky? The Spiffy Packer fan, Spaceman Spiff? The gruff RSL? Or maybe one of them BAOtW members? I think the winner may surprise everyone. Proto's Prediction: Dr Unne.
14) Sexiest Female
Chaos
Ethéré
Fuzakeru
Jojo
Misfit
Rye
ShlupQuack
Winged Sorceress
I think it would help if Award Guy provided pictures to help people vote, because about everyone could win this one. Well, anyway, I'm not going to say anything more for this, because... I don't. :P I'll just say Chaos will probably win again. Proto's Prediction: Chaos.
15) Cutest Male
Baloki
CloudDragon
Joel
Loony BoB
Matty Pie!
Psychotic
ShlupMoo
Again, I decline to say much, but I'll say it'll be very tight among Loony BoB and Matty Pie! Proto's Prediction: Matty Pie!
16) Cutest Female
Chaos
Dixie
Giggles
Kami
Rye
Winged Sorceress
Xander
I may be wrong, but I have a haunch Chaos will repeat the Sexiest/Cutest Female! All the others also have a chance to take it away from her. Sephex's little sister, Dixie, have a chance. Even the likes like Kami and Giggles. Even Xander! However, I'll continue with Chaos repeating. Proto's Prediction: Chaos.
17) Best Custom Rank
Agent Proto
Bert
Czech. Republic
Jebus
Psychotic
RSL
ShlupMoo
ShlupQuack
Woo hoo! I have finally made it into the finalists for this. I've stayed true to my personal favorite ever custom rank that I ever made, "Maximum pr00tage." However, do I think it'll win? Unlikely, but I like my chances against the likes of "Baking Cakes...", being "Better than Denmark", and cows going "Ner ner...". However, ShlupQuack... "Perhaps She is a Man" or the "Carrot Master" could do better than mine. I put my hands down for the She-Man! Proto's Prediction: ShlupQuack.
18) Best Avatar
Baloki
Bert
Del Murder
Denmark
Dr Unne
Flying Mullet
Leeza
Levian
Loony BoB
RSL
Rye
TasteyPies
Xander
Monkeys, Chocobos, Sonny, and Pandas oh my! Kittens, Devils, Santa, and a Penguins are quite swell! TasteyPies, Tails, and a blank white spot as well! And Dr Unne, you've never heard of him? Everyone knows Dr Unne! You can't deny that. However, the classic n00b chocobo shall take the pie. Proto's Prediction: Loony BoB.
19) Best Signature
Award Guy
Baloki
Del Murder
fire_of_avalon
Leeza
Loony BoB
Miriel
Psychotic
Rye
You can't deny the fact that Award Guy has won this award more than anyone else ever had. However, there are now better signatures than his. We have Baloki, whose signatures never fails to amaze me. We have Leeza's Dr Unne drawings for a signature. We also have Del Murder's Godfather-styled signature. All are very well done, and the creators, whether it's the members in the running themselves, or someone else, should all take credit. However, I think Award Guy should take this one again like he has in the past. He took it away from me one time! *grumble* Proto's Prediction: Award Guy.
20) Best Artist
*angel tears*
black orb
Dr Unne
Female Ryuichi
Joel
Rye
Sita Atis
Vincent06
Everyone, and I mean everyone, deserves to win. However, I think black orb, *angel tears* and Dr Unne have a great chance. Sita Atis has a chance too, but she's not as active as the others. However, I have to give it up to one of EoFF's finest. Proto's Prediction: black orb.
This one's in the photo album. =/ As far as I know, a few other nominations are as well. Personally, I think Shlup is sexiest. [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally Posted by Prediction Provider
. . . . . . Okay! I have to sneak this one in here.
(SPOILER)Cutest Couple, kthnx.
Now whether that was selfless promotion or not . . . I'll never tell. Bwuahahahaha! You'll never know either!!!
Nice job on the predicitons again, Proto!! I still hope you're wrong! [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]
After reading BoB's last post I'm getting nervous!! I'm so happy I was nominated this year, participating in the Ciddies is a lot more fun to watching. :spin: :spin:
No. And I demand to be taken off that list, too...! o_O a;lkdflk1!Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent RSL
I've seen enough pictures of you already. >_^ Rawr
On a completely 'unrelated' note, thanks Meat Puppet. :D
I didn't even think about hunting down pictures. O_O;;;
I voted for Sexiest/Cutest categories based on posting personality. >_>;
Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyRSL
here is Bert teh sexiest male evar!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...8264_52728.jpg
I always thought you were kidding when you said you were sexy, but now...
Anyway, I've already voted, so that's no sexiness for you, Bertie. :D
That's a delicious looking cap! The face underneath it isn't that bad either. ;)
Wow! You're really, really cute! :spin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Escobarsl
You know, I think that was what was intended, maybe. I dunno. Really, you don't have to be 'pretty' to have a sexy personality or vice versa. So it doesn't quite matter if you saw a picture or not. [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img] I voted based on peronsality as well so it's all good.Quote:
I voted for Sexiest/Cutest categories based on posting personality. >_>;
Here is me, vote Jojo~ n_n
http://www.boomspeed.com/strawbee/icon2.gif
On the other hand, someone please use that for an avatar...! xD You don't know how long it took me to get that under 6 kb! :tongue:
There's a hell of a lot more to sex appeal than pictures, for a start, but for those who would like to check out pictures for everyone on the lists, it might pay for people to check out member profiles as some of them have profile pictures set up.
I'm so gutted that one of pr00t's predictions is wrong. :( It SHOULDN'T be wrong. *pouts*
I want you both. :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by RSL-Boat
Anyway, I voted in sexiest/cutest members without any pictures. I even nominated someone for best chatter, even though I'm never in chat. You can get a pretty good idea of how sexy/good at chatting someone is from their posts alone.
What's funny is that I know which one you're talking about. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony RsL
Makes me curious. I'm predicting it's the signature one. :spin:
Proto, when can we expect more commentaries? I really enjoy reading them. -prods- And why hasn't Psy made more too. [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]
Psy's too busy trying to figure out what a W-Boat is at the moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyRSL
He's kind of stupid, doncha think? :D
EDIT: Don't worry that I call Psy stupid b/c he iz on my ignor list hahahaha i m engenious! :D
No, I worked it out. It's a hockey cartoon, because BoB likes Canadians.Quote:
Originally Posted by RSL Republic
PS: I'm writing more now. Well, not NOW, I'm writing a message!
. . . -pout- I saw that. :rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying RSL
He's not stoooopid, just special. [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img] (SPOILER)He's stupid. But we love him that way.
Yes ^_^Quote:
Originally Posted by RSL Republic
The ignore list trick didn't work. :(
Let me try! *adds RSL Republic to her ignore list*
Hurray! I'm magic. The evil kind.
Fear.
Somebody fix this, please. :(
I tried adding myself to my Buddy List once but apparently I don't like me very much. :(
Speaking of stupid people... *points up two posts* :D
edit: ladyrsl is too fast for me ;(
-runs around quickly- I'm too fast for j00! Bwuahahaha. ;_;Quote:
Originally Posted by RSL it
I have myself added to my Yahoo list. -_-; MSN won't let me add myself and I don't know if I'm on my AIM list or not. XD!!! -joins the stupid people party-
At least the message board apologizes for it's evilness. ^^Quote:
Originally Posted by RSL Republic
These really shouldn't affect how you vote...supposedly ;)
Hello! Welcome to another exciting edition of "Psy is more right than Proto could ever hope to be!" (I'm annoyed he hasn't resorted to petty insults yet, but it will come! HE'S ALREADY TRYING TO SWINDLE ME OUT OF THE DECATHLON YOU KNOW! HE CHOSE MY WORST ANSWER!)
What awards do we have today? Oooh, excitement!
25) Best Spammer
Citizen Bleys
Denmark
Maxico
Meat Puppet
MiNoUwAgAiNcItY
Misfit
Psychotic
ShlupMoo
http://mysite.freeserve.com/psychoticville/tsig.jpg
'nuff said. PG rox too. Yeah I spelt rox like an AOL user, maybe you should torture me for it! No...please :love:
26) Best Chatter
Colonel Kirby (David in #eoff)
Fuzakeru
Jebus
Kirobaito
MecaKane
Psychotic
Colonel Kirby is under great emotional stress at the moment, after learning that he is not really part of an army of Kirbys. Oh David, I pine for you. Also up is Kirobaito, who claims he was "robbed and molested" after not winning last time. But that's what I did to him regardless of him winning. He liked it. Really. But then there is dark horse MecaKane, who seems to be ALWAYS in #eoff, and I find this creepy - I dub Kane to be a robot! Yes! Jebus 4 lief. Psy's prediction: Jebus.
27) Best Role Model
Big D
Del Murder
Dr Unne
Leeza
Loony BoB
Psychotic
ShlupMoo
ShlupQuack
The Captain
Vincent06
You know, I should win this. I set such a great example to children: Play with matches, squash ducks, fight the power, etc, etc. I declare this to be a showdown, or perhaps a hodown (I'm hoping that's a dance they do in the Wild West, if not it'll be something involving hookers...either way, COOL!) between The Captain and Big D...Psy's prediction: Take care all.
28) Funniest Member
Baloki
Del Murder
DJZen
Loony BoB
Misfit
Not At All Reno
Psychotic
ShlupMoo
Spaceman Spiff
TasteyPies
Yamaneko
Some people are demanding that Not At All Reno wins. Way to go guys, now he won't. Whenever you demand it, it doesn't happen. DJZen has the best sig ever, you know. TasteyPies...oh yeah what a guy he is, really he has blue hair and yellow pants and a tux jacket. Then there's the current leader of the decathlon and current Mr. Eyes on Final Fantasy, me! But of course everyone will ignore that. Random piece of trivia: My winning answer for Mr. EoFF included breasts, monkeys and a ball of yarn. Really. I'll go for ShlupMoo, he's kinda hot, but Not At All Reno poses a threat (And I hope Mr. EoFF does too, but YADDA YADDA YADDA DON'T VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE COMPLETELY UNBIASED LAWL) Psy's prediction: ShlupMoo
29) Weirdest Member
Hsu
Joel
Misfit
Psychotic
ShlupMoo
Trumpet Thief
Talk to Misfit. Really. Just talk to her. You'll either think she's weird or want to gnaw your arm off...or both! Fun for all the family! She nominated me and herself for most likely to get together, y'know. Although me and ShlupMoo can be weird too, when we want! Psy's prediction: Misfit.
30) Horniest Member
Ansem
Dr Unne
Fuzakeru
Giga Guess
Joel
Meat Puppet
ShlupMoo
ShlupQuack
Trumpet Thief
Ansem won this last time, but he has disappeared from EoFF to form his own yaoi cookie business, so I don't think he will win. Dr Unne however, is so horny for me it's unbelieveable. Just don't tell City Bley. Fuzakeru. Horny. Is. Also never speak to Trumpet Thief MSN, because all that guy says is "Me so horny" and offer to give you...well I don't think I can say it here. Psy's prediction: The Good Doctor of Unnesville...he's one horny beast.
31) Corniest Member
Ansem
Citizen Bleys
Del Murder
Joel
Meat Puppet
MecaKane
Psychotic
Spaceman Spiff
The Captain
Trumpet Thief
Do I need to even discuss this? Psy's prediction: Citizen Bleys
32) Most Underrated Member
Big D
black orb
Denmark
Farah
Female Ryuichi
Joel
The Captain
As I said earlier, why ARE Big D and the Captain nominated for this, as seriously...who the hell doesn't love them? We should find out and have them stoned or pebbled or perhaps even...dare I say it...GRAVELLED! Denmark and Female Ryuichi both have mutual friends, so I will now use my new favourite word: VOTE-SPLITTING! Big D won it last time, so perhaps he won't this time...Psy's prediction: Denmark
33) Most Distinctive Member
Big D
Cid
Del Murder
Dr Unne
RSL
ShlupMoo
TasteyPies
The Captain
Trumpet Thief
How can ANYONE be more distinctive than our friends Rubedo, Albedo (I hate you Albedo), Trowa and chaos? Honestly pr00t, how the heck did you miss this? :p Psy's prediction: Trumpet Thief
34) Most Enlightening Member
Dr Unne
Jebus
Kirobaito
ShlupMoo
The Captain
Yamaneko
The stuff ShlupMoo says maaaaaaaan....it all make sense to meeeeeee maaaaaaaaan, like faaaaaaaaaar oouuuuuut. Again I will say The Captain, who is having a good Psy-Ciddies...JERK! :love: Psy's prediction: The Captain
35) Most Entertaining Member
Baloki
Del Murder
Psychotic
ShlupMoo
Trumpet Thief
Proto predicted that it would be between me, Del Murder and ShlupMoo. Psy and ShlupMoo will be the victims of yep, you guessed it, VOTE-SPLITTING, so that Murderous Del will cruise to victory...in a yacht...mayhaps...Of course, we here at Psy commentary inc don't like to mess with your votes, so please form your own opinions about Psychotic and the other nominees for this award! Psy's prediction: Del Murder (SPOILER)Or maybe not! Depends if my evil secret plot worked!
36) Most Missed Member
Faris_the_guy
ff babe
HOOTERS
Mäjken
PeTeRL90
Spatvark
PeTeRL90 was unfairly banned. Fact. FACT. And while he has gained masses of support for his cause, partially due to the unfairness and partially because he's a really nice guy, no-one, and I mean no-one, will ever be able to lodge the EoFF legend that is HOOTERS from this award ever again, until BoB is banned in 2006 by new Adminstrator, Kirobaito (They had a falling out over who would date fire_of_avalon - turns out she was two-timing them both!). Psy's prediction: HOOTERS
37) Most Helpful Gamer
Big D
Joel
Kawaii Ryűkishi
lionx
Lord Chainsaw
Sephiroth1999AD
SomethingBig
Sephiroth1999AD is always talking to me about games, and generally helping with them. And hey look, it's our favourite gangsta, ROWEEEEEEEEEELL (Aka SomethingBig) oh hey wow it's lionx hey lionx how's it going? Anyway...commentary. Kawaii Ryűkishi will gain support from all the members who have been here longer, so I think he will storm, and perhaps even hurricane his way to glory. Psy's prediction: Kawaii Ryűkishi
38) Most Helpful Techy
Baloki
Big D
Dr Unne
Farah
Pure Strife
Samuraid
Yamaneko
Pure Strife 4 lief. You just can't beat a stoner hippy of love! [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]. Oh alright then, Farah by a clear 3405349580 feet, closely followed by Unne...well that's not really close if it's 3405349580 feet but that's besides the point! Why will Farah win? Because Farah has magical beans. (They didn't grow a beanstalk, so angered by this, Farah decided to learn all about "Techy".) Psy's prediction: Farah
39) Most Helpful Member
Baloki
Big D
Del Moomba
Dr Unne
Farah
Flying Mullet
Leeza
Loony BoB
polyonymous
ShlupQuack
The Captain
Xander
Yamaneko
Farah has won this thing for the last 10 years. YES TEN. I don't care if you claim EoFF has only existed for five years, it is a LIE! Just like fluoride in the drinking water...it's hormones to make you work more! ...maybe. So, who likes pie? I do. When I played Worms in front of my grandad he thought the worms were fighting on top of cherry pie, for some bizzare reason. Oh, those crazy worms! Psy's prediction: Farah. Although it's obvious BoB made the previous award to stop Farah winning this one, IT WON'T HAPPEN!
40) Cutest Couple
Ally & Doomgaze
anime_angel & Ultima Shadow
Calliope & Spuuky
Cid & Sean's Wife
Fuzakeru & VaShYmAn
Lindy & Xander
I haven't seen Ally or Sean's Wife post here in like, forever. So that will cost them! Same goes for Spuuky...I think he's too busy wearing sexy hats for Calliope. And Steph, you would win this but for Myles not posting on EoFF in ages. You should kick him when you lose :love: And so now it comes down to who I presume to be the two newest couples: Xander and Lindy and anime_angel and Ultima Shadow. Lindy is mean to everyone in sight, especially me, why, barely a day goes by when I don't receive a death threat from him! At first I thought they were from my mother, but apparently they're not! Psy's prediction: XanXan and Lindy-pie
Oh trust me. He'll get his dues. -whip crack and handcuff jingle-Quote:
And Steph, you would win this but for Myles not posting on EoFF in ages. You should kick him when you lose
Those were, again, very funny. ^_^- Thank you for delighting us with your random insanity. [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]
Psy's predictions are better cause they are MUCH more accurate. And the whole hooker hodown thing. :eek:
Having both pr00t and Psy do this is kind of amusing as for the most part, they give opposite opinions. I'll make it a point to list, before each winner is revealed, both predictions as well as the leader in nominations. We should be able to come up with favourites and such that way, just to make it a little more interesting. :p
[q=RyeSL]Psy's predictions are better cause they are MUCH more accurate[/q]
I also find it amusing that people assume that they're more accurate without even knowing anything about the likely results. :p
Often, both of you have been wrong, so I wouldn't say either of your sets have been anything close to accurate. I should try to figure out who picks the most winners once everything is over...
That sounds like a wonderful idea, BooB. Just don't take on too much. If we have to wait an extra week for results and it's because you did more work we'll hunt you down and eat you knuckles. [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img] You are doing a great job by the way. It's appreciated.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony RsL
I've already taken the Monday off for the revelations just in case something goes wrong. xD I'm still thinking about a chat-revelation, but it's highly unlikely because of the abuse that gets thrown at me and Award Guy in there. >=(
Psy didn't do 41-50... bad Psy!
Check back a page or two. Oh man I probably forgot you in the banned bit, Neel. Oopsie. :love:
I did not you sicko, now leave me and my PM box alone!Quote:
Originally Posted by RSL-Boat
PS: (psy PMs me about marriage and something about bonnie and clyde, he's a sicko and kills baby duckies. Don't vote him, vote Baloki!)
She PMs me demanding my address so she can send me naked photos of her.Quote:
Originally Posted by RSL it
Vote Psy, vote Baloki, Vote Dukakis '88!
I have to kill you now, 'cause I'm evil and stuff.
Now... die or something. ^___________^
Well, you're not evil enough to get my evillest member prediction! And hopefully not Proto's either!
Yeah... you think I'm WEIRD.
I'm the normalerest person on this whole board. Yer all weirdos. *normal*
MecaKane and Misfit or Shoyku and Misfit for most likely to get together! [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]
Go die. >:o
edit:oh wait, people can read these.NOT REALLY! <3! ...
Who would you prefer? Shoy or Kane? ;)
...
First off, voting a couple that broke up for "most likely to get together" is WRONG.
And secondly, I hate Kane. kthxbai.
Yeah, it feels so wrong, but it feels soooooo goooooooooooood! :roll:
And why DID you nominate me and you for get together?
No really. It pisses me off to see it there.
And I hate you, too. ^_^
I agree on that one. =xQuote:
Originally Posted by RSL it
You hate me? OH NO MY WHOLE WORLD HAS FALLEN APART! MY LIFE IS SO BLEAK WITHOUT SHALYN TO SHARE IT WITH! OH WOE IS ME! ...OK I'm over it.
psssst Fitty I have Psy's address if you want it
Okay, so he's normal too. ^_^Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony RsL
Muahaha... >:DQuote:
Originally Posted by RSL living in Denmark
Mine in there?? ^_^-Quote:
Originally Posted by RSL-Boat
Perhaps voting couples who were together at some point isn't RIGHT but the reason why people do this is to spark a reaction from you. They really don't want you to win but are more interested in how much it bothers you and considering I laughed REALLY hard reading your death threats to Psy I would guess whoever nominated you for that catagorey got what they wanted. The same goes for Joel. People are just heartless, I tell ya.
Edit - I want one!!! -jumps up and down- =/ I'm hyper. w00t.
Whoever else nominated that would get death threats, too... and maybe more than just the "threats"... I really don't think it's funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyRSL
EDIT: What the hell do you mean whoever else? I nominated BoB and Roo.
EDIT2: Now I'm no tattler! :love:
I won't lie. I might have nominated that or perhaps Joel or maybe anyone else I felt would be funny at the time. I didn't do it to mean and to be honest, I had no clue you guys were together beforehand, Misfit. I apologize if it upsets you and I suppose after reading my last post it seems as if I were being rude. -_-; I promise I wasn't trying to be. I was simply saying that people do it just to get a reaction out of you. That's what I did for whoever I did nominate but it wasn't to be evil to whoever I nominated.
Yay for mail!! [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img] @ Psy.
Get back on topic. =P
And the topic is, of course, RSL.
RSL IS HOT
Revelations on the board is infinitley better than chat. More time-consuming for you though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony RsL
I agree. because I can go to sleep and be able to read about it later. and see all the discussion. I think I'm not the only one.
Yeah. Boards > Chat. Chat sucks.
Posts on the board almost occur more quickly than in chat if everyone is in a spamming mode. :D
Imagine those same people who are posting, then put them in a chatroom. Even without the people who post more often, if you put about 10+ people into #eoff and have them all chatting at the same time, it's impossible. :p When the Ciddies go on in chat, we use two chatrooms - one for the members so they can discuss things, one for the revelations. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Samuraid
What? This doesn't have anything to do with Final Fantasy.
And that's what's happening this year. >:OQuote:
Originally Posted by Loony RsL
See what I mean? Angry and demanding!Quote:
Originally Posted by MecaRSL
You just said that another ciddies thread would be filled up with so much bullthat it'd be hard to find the results! >:O
Why you telling everyone else my bidnez?!Quote:
(They had a falling out over who would date fire_of_avalon - turns out she was two-timing them both!). Psy's prediction: HOOTERS
I'm totally boycotting this year's Ciddies since Heidegger and I didn't get nominated for best couple. That's TOTALLY discrimination.
Voted.
If RSL day doesn't come to a stop soon, I think RSL is going to win a lot of ciddies this year.
chaoRSL: Meh, I'm looking forward to more commentary than the actual results :p
yea, we really should change the names back so people will know who to vote for. Otherwise people will just vote based on name and reputation rather than on who deserves each award.
CaN i HaVe AnOtHeR cOoKiE?
Can you quit spamming this thread?
Quote:
Originally Posted by RSL, inc.
Agreed. It was......interesting to start with, but enough is enough.
im not spamming i just want a cookie im restricted to spam here i spam all the other websites
you can't win the best spammer ciddie if you get banned first.
Quote:
Originally Posted by MiNoUwAgAiNcItY
Im sorry, but you'll have to wait until after dinner.
blah blah blah.Quote:
Originally Posted by MiNoUwAgAiNcItY
Seriously, knock it off.
When did I ever tell you that?Quote:
Originally Posted by RSL-Boat
"I declare this to be a showdown, or perhaps a hodown (I'm hoping that's a dance they do in the Wild West, if not it'll be something involving hookers...either way, COOL!)"
Here's an interesting tidbit for you Psy-
The term "hoedown" was indeed coined in the Wild West, and it meant a combination of the two things you were hoping for:
Men would enter a bar or brothel and would do what is now the modern version of the squaredance, and whatever women they finished the dance with, they took to bed with them.
It's amazing the things you can learn when you work part-time at a book store.
Take care all.
Quote:
Originally Posted by RSL, inc.
Or we could just look in the photo album to see who is the sexiest. <3 Bert!
It doesn't really matter, since I think the same people have won those sexiest/cutest awards since the dawn of the Ciddies.
It's the future! Tell me off then :DQuote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
You didn't, I made it up to make the predictions more interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kirobaito
Hey Award Guy, what's the tally on votes and members so far?
Well done for asking a statistical question. I can hear his whoop of glee from here.
:D
Warning! Do not let my view influence your votes!
Part V of the End of Year Ciddies, 2004 Commentaries.
This is it, the final 10, or first 10 awards. These are usually the most important, and last to be announced, because they're the most important of the important awards. Anyway, let's move on to them!
1) Best Member
Agent Proto
Big D
Del Murder
Denmark
Giga Guess
Loony BoB
Psychotic
The Captain
TheAbominatrix
Trumpet Thief
Well, what do you know, it's just like last time, except we have a bunch of new faces on board. However, most of them new faces are long shots at winning the big one. Well, in any case, this one always tight among the finalists. They deserve the nominations, because they're the best of the best. It will be especially tight among the likes of Del, BoB, Big D, Psy, and The Cap'n. TheAbominatrix, being the only female for best member, will have a tough time competing with the boys. Agent Proto, Denmark, Trumpet Thief, and Giga Guess, worth mentioning, will have a tougher time, mostly because they're new faces to this award. (except for Denmark, he was nominated last time.) Overall, the top 5 will battle it out. Proto's Prediction: Loony BoB.
2) Best Male
Agent Proto
Big D
Del Murder
Denmark
Giga Guess
Loony BoB
Psychotic
The Captain
Yamaneko
Similar to the last Ciddies, we may see BoB dominate this. However, he has plenty of challenges. Especially with Psychotic. Together, they always seem to battle. It's like never-ending. However, BoB has an advantage over him. It'll be tighter among the two, while the others may try to sneak a win. Proto's Prediction: Loony BoB.
3) Best Female
anime_angel
fire_of_avalon
Fuzakeru
kikimm
Leeza
Rusty
Rye
ShlupQuack
TheAbominatrix
Xander
Lots of new faces for Best Female. Who's been around since last time would be a couple of them. The new faces with a possible chance to win would be Fuzakeru, Rusty, or kikimm. Of the old faces, ShlupQuack, TheAbominatrix, and Xander. ShlupQuack, however, should continue her streak. Proto's Prediction: ShlupQuack.
4) Best Administrator
Cid
Daryl
Dr Unne
Farah
Loony BoB
Roogle
ShlupQuack
It should be a lock that ShlupQuack would win this. However, with the promotion of Loony BoB awhile ago since the last Ciddies, it will be tougher for her to win again. We also have Dr Unne and possibly the owner to consider as well. While Shlup and BoB fight for votes, the good Dr Unne should ease to victory. Proto's Prediction: Dr Unne.
5) Best Cid's Knight
Big D
Del Murder
Kawaii Ryűkishi
Leeza
Matty Pie!
RSL
Xander
Yamaneko
Now that Loony BoB is out of the picture, the winner is more fuzzy then it has been in the past. The finalists with the best chances, would be, about all of them. However, it will be especially tight among Kishi, Matt, Xander, and Yams for the prize. Proto's Prediction: Kawaii Ryűkishi.
6) Best Site Staff
Baloki
bennator
CloudDragon
Cloud_Strider
eternalshiva
Flying Mullet
Heath
Samuraid
Strider
I know, I know. eternalshiva won last time, but it will be tough to repeat, now that the race is now tough. With Flying Mullet, Strider, and possibly Baloki all in the mix, it will be a brawl for the win. Proto's Prediction: Strider.
7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Agent Proto
eestlinc
Endless
Spatvark
Squally Leonharty
TheAbominatrix
Ah, who doesn't love a bit of excitement? Here, we have several big names for this one. First, there's me, Agent Proto, the past winner and first FS to win. Then, we have RMs, eestlinc and TheAbominatrix. Between the three, it will be tough. The others, have not posted in quite awhile, except for some appearances by Endless, but that's about it. The real challenge is Proto, eest, and TheAbo. =) Proto's Prediction: Agent Proto.
8) Best Veteran
Citizen Bleys
fire_of_avalon
Jebus
Levian
Psychotic
Rye
ShlupMoo
The Captain
We all love Bleys, right? Well, it's great that he's lovable, but this time around, he has a tough time to repeat as Best Veteran. We have the likes of Jebus, Psychotic, Rye, ShlupMoo and The Captain around, and all should give Bleys a hard time. I think it's time for The Cap'n to win one of the big awards. Proto's Prediction: The Captain.
9) Best Regular
Carnage
Del Moomba
Dixie
Doomsday
kikimm
Necronopticous
nik0tine
Starlight Angel
TasteyPies
Trumpet Thief
Ah, a bunch of first timers. We have Starlight Angel, Del Moomba, Doomsday, Carnage, and Necronopticous. Which one shall take the Best Regular, as well with the others? Well, it looks like we may have a surprise. Proto's Prediction: TasteyPies.
10) Best Newbie
beyondthegrave
General Zod
KFCruelty
Marick
MoonsEcho
Penguin
Yazoo'squeen
Who doesn't love the newbies? ^_^ First off, I won this award when I was a newbie, so whoever wins shall be joining the likes of me. ;) Anyway, who do I think has the best chance? Well, I don't know. It's tough, but it's great to see the new members are joining and getting into EoFF. It hasn't been like this in quite a long time. So, every finalist has a great chance. The four I think that have the best chances are KFCruelty, MoonsEcho, Penguin, and Yazoo'squeen. Proto's Prediction: MoonsEcho.
I was going to stop taunting you, but really, not predicting me for Best Male? (Or any of the other 17 nominations I have, for that matter...) :whimper:
If there was a "most likely to pee his pants in glee" award, you'd win it. ^^Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Change "his pants" to "IN PROTO'S BED FOR BEING MEAN" then yeah :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Eö Telrúnya
Psychotic wins the "We :love: Psychotic" ciddie. :thumb:
Aw...I feel so honored that I even made it as one of the finalist *blushes*
Even if I don't win, congrats to whoever does
Thank you to people who did :love:
Hey, I'm putting in all of my votes! (sure is a lot of names to go through)
Sheesh, I had to write down all of the people and catagories I was voting them for before I voted, now my hand hurts :whimper:
Don't worry psycho, you'll win something, I;m sure of it
I've voted! Psychotic, Baloki and RSL are the only people I've voted for though. :D
I'll remember that...Quote:
Originally Posted by Eö Telrúnya
Would you rather they voted for you and Shoyku?
...Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
Can't somebody take that off the list? Seriously?
GO KIKIMM!Quote:
Ah, a bunch of first timers. We have Starlight Angel, Del Moomba, Doomsday, Carnage, and Necronopticous. Which one shall take the Best Regular, as well with the others? Well, it looks like we may have a surprise. Proto's Prediction: TasteyPies.
I'm an old face and I was not mentioned. *feels sad* :(
You're not a regular. You're a veteran. ;)
MeanyQuote:
Originally Posted by Eö Telrúnya
you didn't predict me for anything either! don't you love me anymore? ^_^
uh oh
broke hand
er
so did AG
this should make revelations difficult :(
How'd you break your hand?
Award Guy could have guest presenters, like Cid or Anna Nicole Smith. Wouldn't be an award show without Anna Nicole Smith.
I voted for everyone Agent Proto said. I'm easily influenced and also lazy. And high.
:hat:
Proto's predictions suck. You know, if you wanted to ROCK you'd vote like Psy's predictions :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Borry!
Speaking of the which!
You know the drill!
Ciddies 11-24 today! Makes no sense, does it? Ho ho HOOOOOOO! That's Santa by the way.
11) Nicest Member
Bert
Leeza
Loony BoB
Rye
The Captain
Trumpet Thief
Winged Sorceress
Xander
OK lessee who we got here...Leeza for a start! Has there EVER been a post by Leeza without a :) smiley in it? This reporter doubts it! That Proto fellow predicts she will lose...Leeza, Psy has every confidence in you, you go out there and do him proud! Although also up are Rye and XanXan, and these chicks conspired, yes, CONSPIRED to send me birthday stuff. That's pretty nice. It's very nice. HAIL TO THEM! New nominees include that EVIL Bert, who I will not say anything good about because I think he was mean to me in my mind, Trumpet Thief (This dude isn't nice, he's just insane!) and LoGAN! Logan's birthday was yesterday or so! And she rocks. YOU'RE ALL TOO NICE STOP IT. Psy's prediction: Leeza
12) Evilest Member
Ansem
Baloki
Citizen Bleys
Doomgaze
Kawaii Ryűkishi
Leeza
Misfit
ShlupQuack
Proto found it amusing that Leeza was up for this one. Dude, Leeza is evil, she is always plotting to kill me. At least, that's what I read in the newspaper. THE newspaper, oh yes. Also we have two robots up for this award, Citizen Bley's C3PO to Kishi's...um...that evil thing from Lost In Space that was all "Crush. Kill. Destroy. Sex0r." Misfit, last time's winner is also up for this...aw heck you know what? I'll predict her as winning just because she sucks. Psy's prediction: Misfit
13) Sexiest Male
Baloki
Bert
Citizen Bleys
Denmark
Dr Unne
Psychotic
RSL
ShlupMoo
Spaceman Spiff
Spuuky
My my, such handsome fellows here, including Bleys and Unne and RSL! Wow, SEXAY! No really, I got this video from ShlupMoo of the three of them doing...sexual...things to each other. They look like Japanese schoolgirls to me, but he insists it's them. Second best $5 I ever spent! But, no-one in the known universe is sexier than Spaceman Spiff, I think I should...oh wait I forgot what I was gonna say about Spiff. Also we have Ron and Harry from Harry Potter: Denmark and Baloki! They both deny they look like them, and they'll kill me for saying this but PSY NO CARE! So now we're left with Psy vs Bert vs PG....Easy: Psy's prediction: RSL.
14) Sexiest Female
Chaos
Ethéré
Fuzakeru
Jojo
Misfit
Rye
ShlupQuack
Winged Sorceress
Ooh, I get to judge shexay laydeez! It's a hard job, but SOMEONE'S gotta do it! Chaos won it last time, so she probably will this time. Random Chaos fact: She's 26 days older than me! Hey, if I won sexiest male and she won sexiest female, we would prove that April 1987 was one sexy month! Also up is Jojo. JOJO. IS. EVIL. I WANT TO THROW STAPLES ONTO HER EARS. Hey, take the same statement and apply it to Misfit too. Also I have to yell the word ShlupQuack now. No reason. I haven't been paid to do this. Nope. SHLUPQUACK! Psy's prediction: Chaos
15) Cutest Male
Baloki
CloudDragon
Joel
Loony BoB
Matty Pie!
Psychotic
ShlupMoo
Matty in a pie...mmmmm....Matty pie...WHAT I WASN'T ASLEEP I DON'T LIKE MATTY PIE WHO ARE YOU?! Um...Joel. Yeah...you know what? Joel. Also don't rule out that Brandon, he's our sexiest site staff! (If he still is one...and yes he IS hotter than that JERK Flying Mullet, who I hope falls into a cauldron of...bad...purple...yeah!) Also don't rule that Psyguy out. Who did pr00t predict? Matty Pie? OK I won't predict that guy anyway. I'll predict me. Joel. Brandon. Yeah, I can predict three if I want to! YOU JERKS TRY STOPPING ME! Psy's predicton: Psy, Joel, CloudDragon.
16) Cutest Female
Chaos
Dixie
Giggles
Kami
Rye
Winged Sorceress
Xander
Last time Chaos won this from the previous winner, Rye, by one vote. I think there's only one way to settle this: Baked beans, polar bears, a lepper camp and whips. Who's with me? Hell let's throw ALL the competitors in there! Giggles and Logan will steal each other's votes, methinks, and Kami has fallen down a well and cannot get out* Although don't exclude Dixie...Dixie what the heck is in your avatar? I always wanted to know! Psy's prediction: Rye
*I was told by Loony BoB. If she has not, I suggest you lynch him.
17) Best Custom Rank
Agent Proto
Bert
Czech. Republic
Jebus
Psychotic
RSL
ShlupMoo
ShlupQuack
Oh, look who decided to show his face! Agent "I don't predict Psy for anything!" Proto! And look who he's up against: Psy "Won't get any votes for this category" Chotic! Inttttttteresting. I'd like to say a few words about Czech. Republic. I knew this guy ever since we were firefighters back in Kansas. We came across many difficult challenges, threats to our lives, but we faced them...together. Hell...we didn't just face challenges together...we faced the entire world...and we won. Then he stabbed me in the back and started writing long posts. Wait, what the hell was I talking about? ...ah well, let's talk about Jebus: He is hot. Psy's prediction: QUAAAAAAAACK QUACK QUACK!
18) Best Avatar
Baloki
Bert
Del Murder
Denmark
Dr Unne
Flying Mullet
Leeza
Levian
Loony BoB
RSL
Rye
TasteyPies
Xander
Del Murder, Dr Unne, Loony BoB & RSL all have avatars which I guess have become icons of EoFF. This means everyone who thinks EoFF became awful after 2002 and refuse to mention anything else will have a tough time voting! Hoho! Contemporary (I don't care if I spelled it wrong, I'm a rebel and I'm accountable to none! Not even Bob Saget) avatars that could just win include Leeza's cat, Den's psychaedelic penguin and the "Guy on the Ball" - Tastey "On the ball" Pies. Ultimately though, it's obvious that RSL Day has shifted the balance firmly in RSL's favour. Psy's prediction: RSL.
19) Best Signature
Award Guy
Baloki
Del Murder
fire_of_avalon
Leeza
Loony BoB
Miriel
Psychotic
Rye
Why bother? Award Guy always wins this one, come back later. Although anyone, and I mean anyone, who doesn't love the sweaty, black man-boobs in my signature is a FREAK OF NATURE! Hi Baloki. Baloki is also up for this, so I guess this means I'm supposed to talk about his chances, but instead I'll just ramble on and on about nothing in particular until it looks like I've actually written a lot about this award and therefore put some thought into predicting it. Psy's prediction: Award Guy
20) Best Artist
*angel tears*
black orb
Dr Unne
Female Ryuichi
Joel
Rye
Sita Atis
Vincent06
Black orb always types >>> at the start of his messages. I think this is code! SECRET CODE! To brainwash us all into voting for him, perhaps! ...D'oh! Although *angel tears* (I think she used to be called *angle tears* which was a waaaaay better name :D) does amazing stuff too. Vincent06...WHAT A GUY! But I don't think he'll win. Instead Dr Unne will win. But you know something? I searched three, yes THREE whole pages of Arts and Writing for a thread made by Unne but there were none, and I would have searched four but then a yeti crashed through my window and demanded tara masalata, so what can you do?
HOWEVER! I know I am supposed to be unbiased, but to that I say: GO TO HELL! I would like you all to please stand, that is right, please STAND for the following artist's work. Joel.
I nominated Joel, and I'm not afraid to admit it. Award Guy was all "OMG U CARNT NOMINAET JOEL!!??!??!" (Actual quote) and I was like "Yes I can! Damn you you filthy soc, I will not tolerate this elitism! Must I smite you again?" "No almighty Psy, I tremor before you for I am nowhere near as not-green as you! Please nominate Joel! Shall I fix it so he wins?" "NAY! YOU FILTHY SCOUNDREL! I know you are in the business of rigging these "Ciddies" but I have every confidence that Joel shall win by himself!" Oh, the fun times we share :cool:
Now, I demand you stand, and play the national anthem of...I dunno...Azerbaijan. BEHOLD THE WONDER OF JOEL HILAND! As I said when Joel posted this in his LJ, I love the shading done to this, it's so post-neo-classical, and it renders the lightness of the viewer's belief unlimited in its paradox of the world and all of its troubles. Well... I didn't say that but I should have done, that's what FANCY art critics do. Basically I DO like it because it's: "You think your way is better than mine? Go to hell!" (One criticism I have however is that the object in his hand looks rather phallic...)
Psy's prediction: Unne, but it is an injustice on Joel.
21) Best Graphic Designer
Baloki
eternalshiva
o_O
Rinoabella
ShlupQuack
Xander
zacks_clone
o_O is awesome! FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE! Not that you should vote him on my say-so!! There's Rinoabella, who made the new EoFF layout to specifically include Aeris' breasts, so I am sure she will get the male vote, however that brilliant eternalshiva made the BAoTW logo, and we bribed her with peanuts and naked Faris_the_guy photos so she'd do a good job! Psy's prediction: Rinoabella
22) Best Writer
Del Murder
eestlinc
KFCruelty
Spatvark
Strider
Trumpet Thief
Last time, this award was won by Award Guy's evil minion, Strider. He is also in league with Agent Proto, as the two of them tried to frame me for spamming a "football" forum. Yeah, FUNNY HOW THE CULPRIT USED STRIDER'S NAME! If you're gonna frame someone, do a better job, mate. Anyway, this will be a Face/Off between Trumpet Thief and Strider. (Trumpet Thief can be Travolta, Strider can have Cage) Strider will gain the votes of the sports community, and of some of the older members, while Trumpet Thief will draw support from the newer crowd, but as everyone gets one vote each, it'll be good! Proto predicted Strider, so I will choose Trumpet Thief. Psy's prediction: Trumpet Thief.
23) Best Poet
Del Murder
eestlinc
Jack
Marick
Rye
Del Murder rhymed me with something like chaotic in that "Del Murder's Eyeson" thread, and I was impressed, as I was wondering how he'd do it. Del I am impressed. Psy calling Del: Impressedness. Jack also does REALLY good work, and he's probably the EoFFer who lives nearest to me! But I don't think he will win. Marick. Hello Marick. I don't think Marick will win either, as he has not established himself yet. My winner is eestlinc, because when I clicked the link in his sig I saw a Fight Club-related thing. Ironically it included the word "Jack". Here's a random eestlinc fact: He has hated me ever since I got him in the "Which EoFFer are you?" quiz and I said "Ew!". I didn't even know who he was at the time, but the little image mentioned Bruckner, which was all I needed to hear... Psy's prediction: eestlinc.
24) Best Poster
Agent Proto
Del Murder
DMKA
Loony BoB
Psychotic
RSL
ShlupMoo
Spaceman Spiff
The Captain
Winged Sorceress
I love Agent Proto really, y'know. Don't go smashing his head in...too much ;) BUT HE WON'T WIN! I'll pick Del because my hand hurts from typing all this. Psy's prediction: Del Murder
Omg PsyPsy, in the Cutest Female thing you mentioned EVERYONE except me. And I thought you loved me *sob*
He didn't mention me for Cutest Female either and I wanted to be the write-in candidate. :cry:
In other news, XanXan is the hottest chick in the known universe.
Also I think I ragged too much on BoB but I didn't know he'd broken his hand then, otherwise it would have been funny, now it's mean :(
EDIT: And FM, I mentioned you in cutest male so there! :love:
<3 Psy!
chaos: Yay, thanks Psy! ^__^
So true. <3Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Voteh for teh me. :D
Not if Logan doesn't vote for me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I meant that people who would normally vote for you might vote for Logan instead! And vice versa!
Oh, it's a topsy-turvy world we live in!
I thought you meant we'd cancel each other out with our votes :o
YOU'RE CONFUSING.
'Swhy you married me, right? :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
no votes/:ciddie: for me................YES!!!!!!!!1 :moose: :moose: :moose: :elk:
:twocents: (two cents) to all who did get votes
The ciddies are a magical time. Even The Captain is letting loose.Quote:
I declare this to be a showdown, or perhaps a hodown (I'm hoping that's a dance they do in the Wild West, if not it'll be something involving hookers...either way, COOL!)"
Psy failed to mention me once in the sexiest nominations. :spin: This makes me feel so not sexy.
Oh well! Those, again, were very entertaining! :love:
i believe you were right about my nomination for Best Poet, but i can still hope.