but a pitchfork cant!
Dodgy Dave kicked Flash Frank in the . . .!
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but a pitchfork cant!
Dodgy Dave kicked Flash Frank in the . . .!
dimension x that is in santa clausī head
Why do..
monkeys fly outta my butt?
Fee, fie, fo, fum.........
Tou canīt touch my bum!
Do you..
touch some things that are "wierd" ...
but why...
does my tongue stick to cold metal.
Have you ever seen a...........
a country bumkin on a flying saucer?
how could you...
Live knowing u killed a bunny?!
when ever i walk into a bar...
I buy a bear.
Chickens lay eggs..
and they brake under the weight.
speaces 8472 tried to ...
destroy the borg.
how many peas can you...........
take before hurting yourself?
what about the...
elephant in my head?
Shiny things...
belong to me. mine mine mine
i eat cheese....
to have a nice fluff.
Carrots and apples...
make queues round the theatre!
life's a show and we all play our parts
and when the music starts
we . . . !
Just simply die.
This is basic..
farcical nonsense.
to laugh is to risk.....
bursting your lungs
to be or not to be.....
...THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER DAMNIT!
Believe it or not...
I believe in praying manties
thhere are six...
...praying manties hidden under your toilet seat.
In conclusion...
death awaits you all
If you had no friends.....
I'd have no life.
If you were a bird...
you would be 7 feet tall parrot sleeping in a metrotunnel and eating socks
That flower over there..
has whiskers!
Are you looking at . . . !
my pyjama?
This is si cool that..
Brad Pit got hit by a truck.
why are these aliens trying...
...to kiss you?
You are the most...
gravy on my shoe!
Once a sad parrot ate potato because . . . !
he was a cannibal.
Fire and ice are like....
sugar and spice!
A 'Charlie Bird' always wears a blue . . . !
handkercheif.
I wish I was a sparrow so I could...
eat anjovis pizza and live like a bum. on water.
Look at those martians...
or dont.
why did the chicken.....
mess up our perspective on life.
Why do people...
tend to mumble in their sleep?
The tortilla in your mouth...
truly is in tou mouth.
why is that tank trying to...
eviscerate that bunny?
he who dares.....
to walk over that bridge, dares to walk over that bridge.
Nuclear war will be caused because..
the men in the red cardigans are not Charlies!
But supposing homework deadlines are fierce with . . . !
some other rhings as well
Why do bunnies...
f*** like jackrabbits.
This has got to be...
without a doubt the most humiliating day of my life!
I hope you appreciate what I go through for . . . !
nothing!
Iīm an..
itiod!
I'm losing my . . .!
Sanity!!
I could..
...not eat 3/4 crazy oliphaunts. :(
For fun....
we will allow the bell to go five minutes late, because that clock is fast!
Will you continue to repeatedly . . .!
leave elipses?
OMG it is superman's....
sock in my closet!
i cant get this .......
math problem...*destroys text book*
Why is biology like....
a spatula?
Can I...
kidnap a random cat to make a cat?
Why is fire so...
yummy?
Lets go...
camping!
Why do rabbits...
eat themselves?
Remove your...
hairdryer from my eyes.
The earth is...
in need of more pencil Sharpeners
Help me, I'm...
leaving EOFF for good!
Farewell, anyone who . . .!
eats babies?!
You shall..
not conquor the wrold without eating cake first.
Popcorn is to...
...stick up your nose (Inside family joke...:p)
Why grandma what big...
toys you have.
Where did all the....
big cheesos go
how many people must i kill until i can get.....
to leval 50
if i were a tv i......
would have hard time trying not to fall from table.
How dare..
those people tell me I'm different!
At the end of the day, . . . !
it gets dark
Why dont you go.......
jamming printers?
It is recommended that this toy and all accessories be periodically examined for . . . !
pubic lice
rap is every thing that i.....
urge!
The Chin-Monster lives in . . . !
itīs own lair, because it is socially restricted
Great job kuRt. Looks like you just put this thread on hold!
LOL. He has. How tragic.
Will you stop . . . !
...the madness!
For a good time...
I've been in a cave on Pluto, listening to the absence of soundwaves!
All becasue Chris didn't eat food, . . . !
.....he consumed my arm...I mean of all the inconsiderate things....
Why do birds suddenly appear....
Goddamn I forgot to insert a questionQuote:
Originally Posted by nik0tine
...out of ur anus
Why u little...
...angel...here, have a lolly.
Do you believe in....