if i can remember right... it was in like 3rd or 4th grade... gym class. soccer outside... a girl was about to kick the ball and i was running to block it, but she kicked the ball RIGHT at my nuts. as hard as she could. i think i blacked out for a minute and then i started crawling on the ground because all i could feel was pain throughout my whole body. i was trying to drag myself across the field but my gym coach didn't know what happened and he was like "HEY! GRADY! (thas my name) COME ON RUN TO THE END OF THE FIELD, GET IN THE GAME!" i coulda punch him the face right there if my precious funballs weren't smashed to pieces...