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now it makes sense.
got stuck in the large
ring of the garden! Then
Odin appeared out of nowhere!
He destroyed the undies of
Seifer which made Ultimecia angry...
She started to make everyone(s)
wee wees grow really big!
Squall was very happy because
his was miniture. Selphie and
the other perverts wanted to
get some action off rinoa
so they kidnapped her and
throw rotten tomatoes at her....
until she began to scream,
and took a chainsaw out......
and sawed out Selphie's eyes
and along with her legs....
ripped out her left arm
dug out her internal organs....
beat her into the wall
and cook her for dinner....
Which she feed to Angelo
Quote:
Originally Posted by TurkSlayer
Sorry, but Angelo is already dead. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cait sith
Right.....
Which she fed to Laguna
who wanted some chilli sauce....
made of Selphie's crushed organs
he ate it and wanted....
more; he went to Centra.
and found a bunch of.....
Shumi organs from Dr. Odine.
On the way back he...
was eaten by a Malboro!
Kiros and Wards laughed when....
the Malboro spat him out!
They proceed to murder Laguna....
but he was saved by
a shumi who like Laguna...
so up up and away...
the Shumi and Laguna flew...
but Ragnorok crashed into them!
But they weren't dead! They....
were saved by PuPu!!! PuPu
took Laguna away and eloped....
(period) Pupu and Laguna were married.
Laguna got pregnant and wanted....
(Didn't Squall chopped PuPu to pieces long ago....:p )
more kids so Ellone said...
"go find the legendary Shumi.....
who resides in your mother."
Suddenly, a Moomba appeared and...
took laguna to his mother...
and granted him three wishes...
Lagunas first wish was to....
weild a gunblade so he
got it. His second wish...
to obtain the naughty magazine...
"Girl Next Door" but Zone...
wouldn't let it go because...
he was busy observing it.
give it here! cried laguna...
but Zone wouldn`t give it!
so laguna got out his...
So a fight commenced! Zone...
newly wished for Gunblade...Quote:
Originally Posted by FFVIII Fan
Quote:
Originally Posted by * White Aeris *
used Naughty Slash on Laguna!
followed by Tummy Bug Blaster
But Laguna couldn`t give up!
Good save up there!
Laguna swong the gunblade furiously!...
But suddenly Ultimecia appeared...again...
laguna used his last wish
He wished for Ultimecias death!
but it backfired horribly!, and...
Time Compression was initiatted. So
Instead the moomba got killed...
hehe it still works
Laguna ate its organs and
yet again adel gained power...Quote:
Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster
so Laguna had to think...
and realized he love Ultimecia.
He grabbed that sexy body...
and made out for three
days straight! He enjoyed it,
(WWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW............U all did this while i was gone? GEEEEEZZZZZ!!!! This'll get a XXX rating 4 sure!!!!!)
but then his leg froze!...
.....
and he died tragically because...
zone came back for revenge!...
So then he and Ultimecia...
hooked up and peace came.
THE END :D
But zone was killed by...
EPILOGUE!!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bellaluna15
a terminal tummy bug that
eats the tummies of people.
and it spreads! Ward was
flying and was brutally eaten!
by an ill-tempered mutated seabass!...
called the DEADLY GunbladeMaster! ;)
who devoured every living thing
except when he tried to eat...
thats when things got messy...
because he swallowed a gunblade...
which hurt his inner organs...
and maggots started appearing in....
his arms and legs and
he started to giggle when....
he was tickled by Kiros
who ate the maggots and....
caught the deadly disease too
Kiros started to mutate into....
a Ruby Dragon!!! Just then
Ward began to eat a
Ultima Weapon alive but he....
was killed by Light Pillar!
Ward's spirit came back and....
all hope was restored (Choir sings Alleluia)
Ward then began to dance
and Ultima Weapon started singing...
and tore out his liver
and UltimaWeapon killed Ward n Kiros!!!
But all of a sudden
BTW...who killed them all?...Quote:
Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster
he grabbed ultima weapons sword...
(ultima weapon)
( and whos "he" FF8 fan)
i edited it
wheres Cait Sith?
he needs to update our eh "story"
im confused, u go:(Quote:
Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster
from here...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bellaluna15
Balamb and Galbadia Garden appeared!!!
( a battle commenced)
Fujin and Raijin hurl explosive
Nida swallows one and dies...
ultima stones at the students...Quote:
Originally Posted by TurkSlayer
Bombs that look like Seifer!
BOOM. BAM. BANG. WHAM. BABOOM!!!
and kill Cid with a
RPG Launcher at his head!!
Hyne appeared and revived everyone....
Then they all got drunk....:beer:
The frickin end
:save:Update
(Parts 1 & 2 are on page 6, this is just the latter half)
Part 2 Continued-The Battle
Seifer kidnapped Laguna to threaten PuPu to give back his underwear. But PuPu refused and Seifer announced Galbadia to attack. Laguna took the chance to steal Seifers undies and run. The Galbadians teased Seifer about his Power Ranger undies. Seifer got so mad he spontaniously combusted into particles. Squall came by and said, "I like his undies." Then he said "well smurf. I ll take the Hyperion instead." Then he said "I am a true GunbladeMaster. Bite me." PuPu appeared and bite Squall he screamed like a girl! Squall took out his gunblade and choped PuPu into pieces. But the pieces rose up so Ultimecia combined with PuPuand Squall was so shocked that he spontaniously combusted too! But luckily Squall had a Phoenix Down used on him!
He looked up and saw Laguna shooting Ultimecia down!!! But by accident Laguna shot Squalls ding-dong off!!! Squall screamed in agony but Ultimecia still wreaked havoc upon Selphie's band who were performing.
Selphie screamed "NO!!! GARDEN FESTIVAL!!!" But it was too late!! She died of aids. Zell tried defending Garden but he ate a hot dog but choked on it so he spit it at Ultimecia. She got so angry she spit back at him and Zell ate it again so Ultimecia clapped then realised she got stuck in the large ring of the garden!
Then Odin appeared out of nowhere! He destroyed the undies of Seifer which made Ultimecia angry. She started to make everyones wee wees grow really big! Squall was very happy because his was miniture. Selphie and the other perverts wanted to get some action off Rinoa so they kidnapped her and throw rotten tomatoes at her until she began to scream, and took a chainsaw out and sawed out Selphie's eyes and along with her legs ripped out her left arm, dug out her internal organs, beat her into the wall, and cook her for dinner. Which she fed to Laguna who wanted some chilli sauce made of Selphie's crushed organs.
Part 3- Laguna's Sidequest
He ate it and wanted more; he went to Centra and found a bunch of Shumi organs from Dr. Odine. On the way back he was eaten by a Malboro! Kiros and Wards laughed when he Malboro spat him out! They proceed to murder Laguna but he was saved by a shumi who like Laguna. So up up and away the Shumi and Laguna flew but Ragnorok crashed into them! But they weren't dead! They were saved by PuPu!!! PuPu took Laguna away and eloped. Pupu and Laguna were married Laguna got pregnant and wanted more kids so Ellone said "go find the legendary Shumi who resides in your mother."
Suddenly, a Moomba appeared and took laguna to his mother and granted him three wishes. Lagunas first wish was to weild a gunblade so he got it. His second wish to obtain the naughty magazine "Girl Next Door" but Zone wouldn't let it go because he was busy observing it "Give it here!" cried Laguna, but Zone wouldn`t give it! So laguna got out his newly wished for Gunblade. So a fight commenced! Zone used Naughty Slash on Laguna! Followed by Tummy Bug Blaster. But Laguna couldn`t give up. Laguna swong the gunblade furiously! But suddenly Ultimecia appeared...again. Laguna used his last wish. He wished for Ultimecias death! But it backfired horribly!, and Time Compression was initiatted. So instead the moomba got killed. Laguna ate its organs and yet again Adel gained power, so Laguna had to thinkand realized he love Ultimecia. He grabbed that sexy body and made out for three days straight! He enjoyed it, but then his leg froze! And he died tragically because Zone came back for revenge! So then he and Ultimecia hooked up and peace came.
THE END
EPILOGUE!!!!
But zone was killed by a terminal tummy bug that eats the tummies of people. And it spreads! Ward was flying and was brutally eaten!by an ill-tempered mutated seabass! Called the DEADLY GunbladeMaster! Who devoured every living thing except when he tried to eat thats when things got messy because he swallowed a gunblade which hurt his inner organs and maggots started appearing in his arms and legs and he started to giggle when he was tickled by Kiros who ate the maggots and caught the deadly disease too. Kiros started to mutate into a Ruby Dragon!!!
Just then Ward began to eat an Ultima Weapon alive but hewas killed by Light Pillar. Ward's spirit came back and all hope was restored (Choir sings Alleluia). Ward then began to dance and Ultima Weapon started singing and tore out his liver and UltimaWeapon killed Ward n Kiros!!! But all of a sudden he grabbed ultima weapons sword.
Balamb and Galbadia Garden appeared!!! ( a battle commenced). Fujin and Raijin hurl explosives. Bombs that look like Seifer! Nida swallows one and dies. BOOM. BAM. BANG. WHAM. BABOOM!!! And killed Cid with a RPG Launcher at his head!!
Hyne appeared and revived everyone. Then they all got drunk.
(*pant*pant* :sleepy: must rest now...)
:cat:
good job everyone!
we are now complete retards!
CONGRATS!!! :beer:
I'm so happy...:crying2:*tears of joy*
i would like to take this opportunity to thank Unknowns for her 5 words
and Turk Slayer for being there for me.
And of course Cait Sith for typing everything up :cry:
FFVIII Fan for being a fan of ff8
and to the rest.......:cry:
THANK U!!!
We should get this published
Then make a rock band.
we call our selves
The 5-ories ....??????
or
Flippin Fantasy Story Tellers
or Goosefrabra
With a name like that, we'll make millions.Quote:
Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster
Credits
In order of contribution, with number of story posts to the right
Cait Sith - 1
GunbladeMaster - 115
* White Aeris * - 19
Lady Rikku - 2
Laugh at the face of Danger - 1
G SpOtZ - 3
ffxatticus - 22
sapphiresea - 1
Neco Arc -5
Unknowns - 50
boys from the dwarf - 3
Maxgrin - 1
fireemblem776 - 1
Raven Nox - 2
Sir Cloud - 9
ScottNUMBERS - 4
Flying Mullet - 4
Ultima Shadow - 8
Gilgamesh of Legends - 1
TurkSlayer - 13
FFVIII Fan - 17
Bellaluna15 - 3
:save::save::save:
WOW!!!!!!!!! I feel special!!!!!!:)
I am among the elite. The true heroes of our time. I've never been so proud.
this sounds really stupid but wjat do the numbers mean?
I edited it, give it another look.Quote:
Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster
how did u come up with those numbers?
He counted!!!!!!!!!! DOIT!!!!!!!!!!
i doubt it
cas thats a lot of numbers....
Well it wasn't easy!:laughing:Quote:
Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster
......ur a brave eh "cat" cait Sith
:cry:
U C!!!!! I told u he counted!!! I bet hes sooper smrt!!!!
he counted how many times posted
we should do another one
How about a FFVII game?
everyone to the FF7 forums!
nana nana nana naaaaaaaaaaaaa...
and to you pal;)Quote:
Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster
:D
Quote:
Originally Posted by cait sith
:moomba: This will b our theme song!:moomba:Quote:
Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster
yes it will
but i like this one better...
http://www.huddlenet.com/holidays/ha...nigthtmare.mid
EDIT:
or this one..
http://www.huddlenet.com/holidays/ha...s/exorcist.mid
K.........................................................................But i like the "nana" thing better!
Since the story is over, this may now be closed and the rest of the conversation can be taken to PMs. :cat: