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10-24-2005, 09:51 PM
FFVIII Fan

but whose blood was it?!...
10-24-2005, 09:53 PM
GunbladeMaster

Thats when Jerry Springer came...

**chant** JE--RRY JE--RRY JE--RRY
10-24-2005, 09:56 PM
FFVIII Fan

**chant** JE--RRY JE--RRY JE--RRY

hehe

back to the topic,
sephiroth was lying on the...
10-24-2005, 10:03 PM
GunbladeMaster

wat
no Jerry...? :(

ground next to Jerry, so
10-24-2005, 10:08 PM
FFVIII Fan

sephiroth got up and asked...
10-24-2005, 10:11 PM
GunbladeMaster

Jerry for some colorful beads
10-24-2005, 10:15 PM
FFVIII Fan

jerry said 'go to hell'...
10-24-2005, 10:16 PM
Anniexo

jerry slaped sehiroth very heard...
10-24-2005, 10:37 PM
Summoner Yuna

and laughed his ass off
10-25-2005, 01:14 AM
Black Angel

At that exact moment,Cloud...
10-25-2005, 01:18 AM
Shiny

Said, "I love you Jerry"
10-25-2005, 02:00 AM
Black Angel

And Jerry said "And I..."
10-25-2005, 02:01 AM
Dragon000

want to screw Tifa with...
10-25-2005, 02:02 AM
Shiny

a chainsaw so she ran...
10-25-2005, 02:05 AM
Dragon000

with Jerry's balls and threw
10-25-2005, 02:07 AM
Shiny

(This isn't part of the story but seriously...WTF? MOD where are you when we actually need you?)
10-25-2005, 02:17 AM
TurkSlayer

them at a random chocobo
10-25-2005, 02:20 AM
Shiny

then the chocobo bit Cloud...
10-25-2005, 07:07 AM
Jiro

and he got so pissed
10-25-2005, 07:28 AM
Dragon000

because that chocobo was carrying
10-25-2005, 07:45 AM
GunbladeMaster

Uranium under its toxic wings
10-25-2005, 08:00 AM
Jiro

and he was covered with
10-25-2005, 11:44 AM
Shooting Star

chocolate! Cloud began to lick...........
10-25-2005, 11:50 AM
Black Angel

The chocobos toxic wings. Tifa...
10-25-2005, 11:56 AM
Shooting Star

threw a tantrum because she...
10-25-2005, 12:25 PM
Black Angel

Was mad at Cloud because...
10-25-2005, 01:23 PM
TurkSlayer

he was having an affair
10-25-2005, 01:24 PM
Hugomand

Oh, turkslayer posted the same time as me!! :P

With a chocolate cake that
10-25-2005, 02:30 PM
KadajDE

Wut da??HOLY LIFESTREAM!???!
10-25-2005, 03:47 PM
* White Aeris *

KadajDE? holy lifestream? anyway....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugomand

With a chocolate cake that

was as tasty as a....
10-25-2005, 03:49 PM
GunbladeMaster

a moogles fresh morning dew ;)
10-25-2005, 03:52 PM
FFVIII Fan

he devoured it, but suddenly...
10-25-2005, 03:55 PM
Dragon000

Jenova from outerspace came and....
10-25-2005, 03:56 PM
GunbladeMaster

did a cannonball into the...
10-25-2005, 04:00 PM
Dragon000

chocobo ranch, doing damages to
10-25-2005, 04:02 PM
Christmas

the cockroaches living there, so...
10-25-2005, 04:04 PM
GunbladeMaster

ShinRa stepped in right away
10-25-2005, 04:05 PM
Dragon000

and began eating them before
10-25-2005, 04:07 PM
GunbladeMaster

Ozma appeared and used Dommsday!
10-25-2005, 04:10 PM
Dragon000

on the turks who are
10-25-2005, 04:12 PM
Christmas

eating cockroaches and maggots so....
10-25-2005, 04:21 PM
FFVIII Fan

they didnt realise what was...
10-25-2005, 04:22 PM
GunbladeMaster

truly in the roaches! Twas
10-25-2005, 04:24 PM
Hugomand

DNA from Jenova, so they
10-25-2005, 04:26 PM
GunbladeMaster

whispered, I... see. ...dead... people...
10-25-2005, 04:26 PM
Christmas

licking...... my..... ass..... and....looking...
10-25-2005, 04:27 PM
GunbladeMaster

.....
10-25-2005, 04:51 PM
Dinnova

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unknowns

licking...... my..... ass..... and....looking...

for some cheese, that had
10-25-2005, 04:54 PM
Shooting Star

gone mouldy so they began......
10-25-2005, 04:59 PM
Dinnova

spontaneously combusting, causing everyone to
10-25-2005, 05:04 PM
GunbladeMaster

receive a tasty treat. It
10-25-2005, 05:06 PM
Dinnova

then turned out to be
10-25-2005, 05:07 PM
GunbladeMaster

rain. (those stupid untaught idiots)
10-25-2005, 05:09 PM
Dinnova

just then from the sky
10-25-2005, 05:11 PM
GunbladeMaster

;A bird? A plane? A
10-25-2005, 05:14 PM
Dinnova

SUPERMAN, "I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING"

lol
http://www.nationallampoon.com/super...ck/default.asp
10-25-2005, 05:48 PM
* White Aeris *

And with that he went....
10-25-2005, 05:51 PM
GunbladeMaster

down to save them from
10-25-2005, 05:53 PM
* White Aeris *

a rampage of chocobos and...
10-25-2005, 06:24 PM
GunbladeMaster

angry moogles with Kupo Nuts!
10-25-2005, 06:29 PM
Hugomand

Cloud used comet materia (comet2 :mad2: )
10-25-2005, 07:30 PM
Fire_Emblem776

and fried their asses off
10-25-2005, 07:34 PM
GunbladeMaster

but the moogles got reinforcments
10-25-2005, 08:03 PM
FFVIII Fan

from the final-fantasy x cast!...
10-25-2005, 08:10 PM
GunbladeMaster

Yuna used Anima and POW
10-25-2005, 08:58 PM
Shiny

to show Cloud that she...
10-25-2005, 09:18 PM
GunbladeMaster

was waaaaay better than Tifa
10-25-2005, 09:22 PM
Anniexo

then tifa started to cry....
10-25-2005, 09:42 PM
Dinnova

and throw a tantrum. Cloud
10-25-2005, 10:03 PM
Shiny

kicked her in the pancreas
10-25-2005, 10:26 PM
Anniexo

then she kicked cloud's ass
10-26-2005, 01:04 AM
Dragon000

meanwhile cid and the crew
10-26-2005, 01:07 AM
Shiny

drunk all the computer ink
10-26-2005, 01:09 AM
Black Angel

And Tifa died from a........(Darn!!!! I wanted to say more!!!)
10-26-2005, 01:10 AM
Shiny

overdose from the colored ink
10-26-2005, 01:15 AM
Dragon000

ink came out of Tifa's
10-26-2005, 01:17 AM
Shiny

eyes and her nose so...
10-26-2005, 01:55 AM
TurkSlayer

Johnny stored it in a
10-26-2005, 02:16 AM
Quiksilver326

box full of fat moogles
10-26-2005, 03:10 AM
TurkSlayer

who like to eat little
10-26-2005, 03:24 AM
Sephitachi7

boxes of dried Jenova cells.
10-26-2005, 03:30 AM
Demonicsephiroth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sephitachi7

boxes of dried Jenova cells.

Then they mutated in to
10-26-2005, 03:59 AM
Christmas

Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz. So...
10-26-2005, 05:37 AM
Sephitachi7

then Ruby Weapon came up
10-26-2005, 06:24 AM
Fire_Emblem776

to smite and burn all
10-26-2005, 06:48 AM
Sephitachi7

but then from the sky
10-26-2005, 07:39 AM
GunbladeMaster

came Wonderwoman who used her
10-26-2005, 09:23 AM
Jiro

powers to kick its ass.
10-26-2005, 09:30 AM
MysticD

After kicking some ass,Wonderwoman......
10-26-2005, 10:29 AM
Summoner Yuna

Stepped in some chocobo crap
10-26-2005, 11:25 AM
GunbladeMaster

and was incinirated! BUT then
10-26-2005, 12:04 PM
Black Angel

All of a sudden Cloud.....
10-26-2005, 01:29 PM
TurkSlayer

jumped on Barret and started
10-26-2005, 03:43 PM
Dinnova

throwing a tantrum, because he
10-26-2005, 04:40 PM
Dragon000

got minimzied was too short...
10-26-2005, 05:17 PM
Dinnova

to do anything usefull. So
10-26-2005, 05:24 PM
GunbladeMaster

he found a remedy, however...
10-26-2005, 05:27 PM
Sephitachi7

it also contained hero drinks
10-26-2005, 05:57 PM
Shiny

Cloud then proceeded to dance
10-26-2005, 05:57 PM
GunbladeMaster

The "Hero Dance" which meant
10-26-2005, 05:59 PM
Shiny

that dance dance revolution was
10-26-2005, 06:02 PM
GunbladeMaster

huh...
10-26-2005, 06:11 PM
Shiny

Quote:

Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster

huh...

(No...must be five words:D On with the story!)
10-26-2005, 06:12 PM
GunbladeMaster

huh huh huh huh huh :D
10-26-2005, 06:15 PM
Shiny

(OMG. Brilliant story... huh huh huh huh huh is the most inspirational thing I have ever read!)
10-26-2005, 06:16 PM
GunbladeMaster

well im glad i could inspire those young minds! :p
10-26-2005, 08:06 PM
FFVIII Fan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shiny_Griever

that dance dance revolution was

the worst thing possible because...
10-26-2005, 08:07 PM
GunbladeMaster

Cloud sang to it too
10-26-2005, 08:09 PM
Shiny

He loss to a moogle
10-26-2005, 08:47 PM
FFVIII Fan

with weak ankles! meanwhile back...
10-26-2005, 08:49 PM
Shiny

at an asylum for ink-abusers
10-26-2005, 09:36 PM
Hugomand

tifa was being cloned by
10-26-2005, 09:46 PM
GunbladeMaster

president Rufus because he wanted
10-26-2005, 09:54 PM
Fire_Emblem776

he was so totally drunk
10-26-2005, 09:57 PM
GunbladeMaster

huh?
10-26-2005, 10:05 PM
KoShiatar

that he wanted a diversive.
10-26-2005, 11:28 PM
Black Angel

Clone of Tifa to have
10-27-2005, 12:24 AM
Dinnova

his pleasures met of being a
10-27-2005, 01:05 AM
Black Angel

President, phsyco, pervert,and idiot...
10-27-2005, 01:11 AM
Dinnova

but to his suprise, he
10-27-2005, 01:26 AM
Black Angel

Died because Tifa went and...
10-27-2005, 02:50 AM
TurkSlayer

beat him with a bat
10-27-2005, 03:00 AM
Dragon000

adding injury to his nuts...
10-27-2005, 03:02 AM
Fire_Emblem776

and will never bear kids
10-27-2005, 04:32 AM
Dragon000

but Tifa was already pregnant
10-27-2005, 05:26 AM
eestlinc

and then they all died.

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