Vincent:WTF?????
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Vincent:WTF?????
But a huge maggot appeared inside Aeris' stomach!!!
the maggot started talking to them and were telling them how it got in Aeris' stomach... Meanwhile Aeris was bent down, suffering from a really bad indigestion...
then Aeris got her insides eaten.....................
by the intense burning of the heartburn in her stomach...
Aeris started to melt and soon vapourized into some smelly green gases....
victory music plays
followed by characters' victory dances...
followed by the exp,gil they gained and item found!!
A rotten deformed Aeris' head....
Cloud:I wonder what this Item is for???
Tifa: try tasting it... It might be good....
Cloud decided to access the menu and select "item"
He found "Aeris' rotten deformed head". The description said : Eat it and you will know..."
He bends his head over it, opens his mouth....
and slowly inserted it into his mouth......
...swallowing it whole...
as the head travelled down from his throat to his stomach....
he started to get the need to drink minced Tifa...
But his love for Tifa stopped him....
however his belly was telling him otherwise...
Soon, Cloud have a mental breakdown and was send to an asylum....
Reeve decided to cheer Cloud up, so he went Tifa, clawed her to pieces, mincing her, then finally sending the mixture to Cloud as a beverage...
So Cloud drink it and he started to fly....
...all the way to neverland...
, there he met Peter Pan and Tinkerbell
...and the lost boys....
and Captain Hook and Smee...
...and wendy...
and Sora....
and riku...
and donald...
...and goofy...
and a gunblade master named Squall
So Cloud decided to buy a PS 2 and play "Kingdom Hearts"....
which,to his surprise, had him in the game!
Cloud started question things...
about why sephiroth was in the game...
and why he himself looked so fat
while sephiroth looked phat
and why aeris was in the game and tifa wasn't.
so he smashed his PS 2 and went to buy an ice cream....
But it was Rufus serving the ice cream.....(Cloud didnt know).......And the ice cream was poisoned!!!!!!!
So Cloud begin to rot and his organs started crawling out on their own....
(Gross,but.....)
Since Rufus luved Cloud so much.....
but he loved his woing woing even more xD
( U ARE SUCH A PERV!!!!!!!!!!!! )
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue Angel
thought Cloud when he saw Rufus start staring at it ;)
I hate u.......
said Rufus when he compared his to Clouds
:lol:
then cloud smiled at something behind Rufus that was about to attack him
and then Sephiroth appred and used MegaRevive on all the dead people and shouted: Royal Rumble!!!
Cloud: I will win!!
Sephiroth: I am stronger then everyone in the world!!!
Cloud: your pathetic!! you know nothing :p
Cloud v Sephiroth v Yuffie v Tifa v Aeris v Barret v the Turks v Vincent v Reeve v Nanaki v Cid v Hiedigger v Scarlet v Kadaj v Loz v Yazoo v Rufus v Jenova!!!
But Yuffie mysteriously was not there.......so......they...........
and ever one was killed apart from Cloud and Sephiroth so it was an to the death fight
Sephiroth did Super nova!!!!!!!!!
Cloud was still alive after the super nova so he used his omnislash
Then Sephiroth had some HP left so he kicked clouds nuts......
then Cloud fell over holding his nuts and as he did his sword fell in to Sephiroth
then Sephiroth said to Cloud:I.....I...Love you.....
Cloud:nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then Sephiroth died so Cloud used a Phoenix Down on him to bring him back to life then casted Cure 3
Cloud:okay Sephy lets get married again!!!
Sephy:ok
Then they got wed and Cloud was in a dress then that night......
It was a double wedding with me and Yuffie:D
make it a tipple wedding with me and Vincent after i used life 3 on himQuote:
Originally Posted by Cloud_omnislash_Strife
okay then the priest said
We are here to day to grant the marriage of these 6 people. Mean while Reeve was ticked cause he wanted to marry Yuffie so.....
he tired to stop the wedding and kill you but i was like you better f**k off be for i get mad
So reeve was sent to the hospital cause I beat him up so badly he got 5 0000000000 fractures.
So after cloud said i do and sephy and you and vince..I said I do then Yuffie said I......
Then reeve came in and said I object
Priest why???
Reeve:cuase
but befor Reeve could say anything i used angel cut the cut Reeve in too
then Yuffie said I do
Then inside my mind victory music
Reeve was sent to the hospital but then Sephy started to say:hurry cloud lets make babies
Cloud:Wha!!?no way I call divorce!!!!!
then i was like uh how the hell can you have kids sephiroth ya both men ya dick head
Sephy:I know that but I can try!!
Cloud:(does omnislash to sephy then Sephy dies)
then me, you, Yuffie and Vincent was like :eek: then i said "Cloud unless you tell me what the hell is going on i'll have to kick ya ass"
Cloud:well Sephy wants me to make love with him so I will kill him and I will make a divorce.
Me: your f**king mad now me and the others are going but for we get f**king mad
then I leave with yuffie and go to a hotel we are in a suite!!
Then we go to the Hot tub:D
and me and Vincent go off somewhere to do god knows
Me and yuffie wonder what is happening to cloud?????
But Angel (Me) was getting married to Cloud (Since he loved me so much and he just pretended to like Sephy...) and then....
(I dont wanna put in details so u guys can fill in the blanks.....)
Sephy came to try and kill you!!
the lifestrems comes up and revives tifa and barret and....
erase all the memories and stuff that happened earlier....
...hence everything is back to square one (therefore right after meteor is destroyed)...
Then one fine morning, Rufus decided to rebuild Midgar after the Meteor incident.....
cloud decides he wants to be a delivery boy, delivering pizza to peoples homes
Denzel appeared from nowhere and lived with Tifa.....
marlene started to take a particular "liking" to this "Denzel"... :joey:
So tifa got jealous and abused Marlene....
but then the two tonberries came out of my sig. One poked Tifa with its knife... the other one waving its lantern...
Tifa started to cry and make a police report....
the police tried to kill the tonberrys and king tonberry came down and used Junk on them... they died
meanwhile Cloud saw the king and said :zOMG your so sexxy marry me king!!!
And they got married and everyone came and throw rotten tomatos at them....
and the King was like: yay food for my Junk!! thankyou so much
and they started to threw chairs, trucks, cows, bombs at them....
and one of them hit Cloud and he got hurt so thge King got angry and used MegaJunk on them all...
Then Vincent had his memory come back and went to purpose to me.......(heehee)
I said "YES!!!!!"
then i came after you and killed you cus he is mine
Then Vincent revives me and I chop your head off cuz he is now mine.....
Me: Oh I luv u, Vincy!!!!!
then i turn in to a ghost and follow you untill you give back vinecant
Well u can have "Vinecant" but I still got Vincent! Heehee......*starts to make potion to send Maiyo_Yoem to the farplane...*
then my evil sister Ev kills you and sends you to hell where you can't get back and tries to find away to bring me back
BRAY-VO!!!!
*claps*
then Ev makes a android that look a lot like me and sends it to kill GBM
Ahhh.....But that was my twin sis Arainia whom u sent to hell......Shes the witch,Im the angel.....
Me: Vincy, Im sorry u had to go through that!
Vincent: Its okay.......
Then we got married!!!!!!!
Vincent said theres room for 2 girls!!
so the 2 female tonberries came out of my sig and poked Vincent with their knife hence killing him once again...
all of us cry then...
the female tonberries left to go on dates with the other tonberries that previously came out of my sig...
Then they kill many people and have there dream date...
...sephiroth comes back to life and vows to slay these little green people, however....
I revive Vincent and then bring Arainia back from hell.....Then we go on a moonlite walk on the beach........Heeheehee!!!!!!
...........But then I send my sis away........so I can be alone with Vincy!!!!!
Vincy somehow got a remote control bug stuck on his claw, in which the afferently firing rate is proportional to the displacement of the cilia of the hair cells in Vincy's arm causing his receptor cells to respond by sending neural impulses from the dentrites, pass the cell body, pass the axon hillock and across the mycelinated axon towards other axons, through this salatory circuit, finally reaching the central nervous system, where it is intercepted by the intereuron, prohibiting the inhirbitory neurons from occcuring, hence the impulses are sent via the motor neurons - through even more mytelinated axons towards the effector neurons causing his senses to come into affect... which in turn makes him crazy and change into Chaos... and ripping into Blue Angels, entrails, via the ganglion cells in the brain.... :thumb:
WTF DID U JUST SAY???????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arainia revives me and i kick Neco Arc in the nuts and he turns Vincy back into Vincy and he and shoots Neco Arc 5 times in the head,10 in the leg, 1 in the chest ,15 in the right arm and 20 in the left arm....
And 50 in the nuts........:D..........Mwahahahahahua!!!!!!
but i was bullet proof due to my incredible elasticity... and though you tried to shoot me it would just go past me... then i tell bring Jim Carrey from the Mask into this world and i tell him that you and Arainia are the biggest pranksters in the world... and he becomes frustrated and knock out your inner stuff hence you and arainia are dead... Meanwhile Aeris...
ps: going to bed now...
Revives me and Arainia......And Vincy.....
meanwhile far far away on a island hidden cid wakes up surrounded by flesh eating cataurs
cid: erm what happened
sethiroth: hey
cid: WHAT you were far away what are you doing here
septhiroth: i really don t know
spethiroth dissapears
cid: oh well i am going to die gulps
cataur: flesh flesh FLESH
cid: arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhh not 10000 needles
so cid died in a painful way in a story that has nothing to do with the last ones
Cataur starts laughing then Sephiroth comes. Sephiroth just felt like killing Cataur so he did and then went on looking for Yuffie.
Yuffie is laughing at Cloud because he cant get a sucessfull job.....
Then cloud gets sad and goes away and runs into Sephiroth!
Cloud: WTF? *looks up* OMG!!!!!! Ur alive!!!!!
Sephy: Cloud, Ive come to kill u....
Cloud: PLZ DONT KILL ME!!!!!! Ill do anything u ask!!! :whimper:
Cloud screams like a sissy and runs off...
Sephiroth runs after him and then Aeris appears. " Sephiroth No!" she says. Cloud wonders how she came. Aeris then takes her staff and kills Sephiroth. Sephiroth says "Noooo!". Aeris tells cloud that the other aeris is her evil twin. (Aeris) " I am the real Aeris". Then...
more tonberries came out of my sig and poked their knifes at the "real" aeris hence ending her life....
cloud said:nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo okay wha ever......
the chicobo got annoyed at cloud and came out of my avatar and eat cloud up then went back to sleep in my avatar
Cloud:O shi...
The End.................................?
wrong!!!
the winning battle sound
then the end!
haha!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THAT CANT BE THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE OTHERS STILL HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO ENJOY A NICE PAINFUL DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWWWWWWWW....
I wanted more gorey blood stuff.....
EPLILOGUE!!!!
or was it cloud woke up and the chocobo was in his head
cloud: i hate my dreams
septiroth:go back to sleep cloud
cloud: WHAT WHAT HAVE I DONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Now it's over. lol!
WAIT!!!! Another EPILOUGE!!!!!
Vincent and I were on our honeymoon.....
and if its the end!! there must be the winning battle song
LOL!!!
But we arent done yet!!!! What about my honeymoon?!?!?!!?!!?
You will never have a honey moon!
Now lets do bloopers!!
I hate u all...I dont like u guys...*sniff*...*rubs nose*...U should be ashamed of yourself...
cid: who needs bloopers
cloud: lets do the bird dance
(Cut to music dodododododododo)
septhiroth: its never over
(pulls out masamune)
septhiroth: time to die wuss
cloud: not again i need a new ennimie
cid: what about that
(points to kuja)
kuja: how much will you give me to become a enimie
cid: 1000000
kuja: ok now i can fix repairs to the invisable
Ev walks in (my twin) and see kuja "Oi you never seen you here befor who are ya man"...meanwhile in the farpane i am waiting for someone to bring me back to life
Yeah!;)Quote:
Originally Posted by CloUdZ
And I just let u sit there and rot!!!:p :D But Arainia is telling me to do whats good in my heart....Quote:
Originally Posted by Maiyo_Yoem
Me: Well, the Angel of Death has to start somewhere:rolleyes2 ...
Arainia: Thats my good sis.....
Tarainia(who knew we were triplets?) :Thats the way!!!!!
man this place has gone crazy... Anyway following back with the PROPER story:
The Chocbo in my avatar started having indigestion and so spewed out the body bits of Cloud out of my avatar and back into the FF7 world...
Im not crazy!!!
Tifa found Cloulds little bits of what was left of him and decided to make a funeral ground for him...
just then a mysterous man walked in
named gunblademaster
I come and kill GBM cuz he was a double agent....(Ur sig scares me, GBM...)
hehe
its working :evilking:
ITS POSSESED!!!!!!!!! The power of Crist compells u!!!!!! The power of Christ compells u!!!!!!!
then all of the tonberrys out of every single thing neco arc has posted come and poke everyone in the world and shine their lamps. seems as theirs no one left to kill the kill eachother thus ending all live on the planet. then they built a huge spaceship and went to conquer other worlds.
Then lifestream appear and erase everything that had happened and everything returned to normal....
am back...? cool so i go and kill blue angel and send her ghost to hellQuote:
Originally Posted by Unknowns
Bella: But that was Arainia......
Tarainia: Ok, now your in for it...*Murders Maiyo_Yoem*
Bella: K. My turn...*Kills Ev*
Maiyo-dread
Ev-also dread
Annieo uses life + all
all - we'll be back
sethiroth: yes i am back then
zellv2: oi u better leave or i will make a caption out of you
septhiroth: erm look a carrot FLEE
zellv2: that worked
Then sephy dies for no reason
Bella: Wait...Since they fled, that means we win, right?
Tarainia: Uhhhhhhhh...I tthink so...
*Brings Arainia back*
Arainia: Did we win?
Bella: I think so...They just retreated...
All: YAY!!!!!!!!!! :beer:
annieo uses fire
Ev uses lighting
and ango uaes bio on blue angel
all "DIE" then runs away
then GBM came and said
"this is getting really retarded"
Then there was a huge earthquake happend then everyone died. Now the story is over right? lol!:D
then the tonberrys returned from out of space with the treasures of 100 worlds. they came back to the world of FF7 then use their magic to revive everyone then healed the planet and flew off to conquer more planets. but when they came to mine the 3 spoons of the apocalypse destroyed them
---()=====:tonberry:
---()=====:tonberry:---()=====:tonberry:
BOO!
go Platinum Spoon!
The One Spoon to rule them all :evilking:
-----()
Bella: Ok, this is starting to creep me out...Lets go to the underworld !!!
Tarainia: Ok, let's go...
Arainia: I'm in, let's go...
just then zellv2 found a new type of materia remove
he used it on all the people in this topic and they dissapeared into a vortex which leads to space zellv2 was all alone but managed to create a world by using the power of the underworld to create it back to its orginal form zellv2 decided to take a vacation to gold sauser where everyone in this topic would not go again cause they were lost in space and time forever ir were they? HAHAHAHA blah blah ect.
And then I come and kill Zellv2...Now we can party like it's 1985!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol!
Then I come and Crash the party! (SUMMONER YUNA) LOL!:D :D :D
my chocobo comes out of my avatar and decides everything has got messed up so it returns the world back to the time right after meteor has been destroyed....
it goes back into my posts and tells the tonberries to also go back into my posts and they listen to me...
then hell rains!!I mean the hell of ff.
People are bein' attacked by lots and lots of little fireballs...
but then a tonberry come and starts to poke all of the meteors with its knife.
the meteors get destroyed .
And thus we are back at square 1...
and in the middle of a secluded area of the world known as Nibelhem... A couple meets under the stars, with the young male telling the female about his plans to join AVALANCHE..
I didn't mean that "Square 1"!!!!!
Is the story done now?:confused:
nope
No. I said we were starting back at square 1, so now we have to come up with new material...I'll start...
Cloud was at Junon getting married to Priscilla...
but he got hungry and ate her instead.
That's gruesome...but I like that...
lol! Then Yuffie came in her place, and they got married.
but Cloud refused and Yuffie married a Chocobo instead.
Then the chocobo cheated on her and she ended up marrying Diamond Weapon instead.
but when they got in bed diamond weapon was so big that he crushed yuffie and killed her.
And now Diamond WEAPON is sad...:D
Diamond Weapon goes to midgar, and then found the Girl of his life!!
Its..... Scarlet!!
He (or it) takes Scarlet to the tallest building of midgar... King Kong style ;)
but his fingers were so big and scarlet was so small that diamond weapon accidently dropped scarlet into the hard ground and killed her.
Scarlet transformed into a zombie and tear diamond weapon apart. She proceed to bite the necks of others turning everyone in Midgar into zombies...
Cloud runs in circles slashing them up, then gets tired says meh and has a fag while they attack him.
but then zake ran in and killed them all and cloud was like "WHAT THE HELL ZAKE YOUR DEAD" but then zake just walked off
somehow zellv2 found a packet of cookies and made ever follow them off a cliff
but before they were all off a cliff cloud ate all of the cookies in the world and had a major constipation.
So he went to see a doctor. The doctor dug out his stomach and rip it apart .....
but the doctor was realy sephiroth and he killed cloud.
And now Sephy is sad! :D
then tifa bitchslaps sephiroth and says."im telling your mummy on you!!!".
And now Sephy is mad!!!! :D
He drew out his masamume and sliced off her head.
Then he went to school and play soccer with his friends using her head.
Then he says to himself, " All of my mommy's are dead!!. " That's basically why he killed cloud because cloud killed sephy's moms.:D
Now Tifas' soul and Clouds' soul are mad...:D
Then Sephy wander's off somewhere.
then he meets the soul of his mother and cloud and tifas souls are killing it!!!
In anger... Sephy killed himself... *Sheesh.. so Sephy's the only guy who could win sephy?* :p
then sepiroths soul met jenovas,tifas and clouds soul. jenova was beaten then cloud used omnislash on sephiroth and tifa did a limit break combined with cloud omnislash. sending sephiroth to a second death and into a place of no return. cloud found an energy ball and cloud and tifa touched and were revived.
And now Tifa and Cloud are happy and never wanna do somthing like that again...
But every night Cloud have nightmare about Sephiroth
http://www.geocities.com/lovetriangl...s/image011.gif
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/...hiroth%202.gif:Hee, heee, loser...
and JENOVA...
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/...starky%203.gif: LOL, SUCKER.
He soon had a mental breakdown and Tifa ran off with Nanaki....
then nanaki said "if you no have dogfood your my enemie!!"
so tifa punched nanaki then ran away.
And now Nanaki is sad...:D
Tifa then runs off to Vincent. ( She's such a cheater!) lol!