Things FF8 Characters Would Never Say...

Zell: Hey Squall, I just got to Hotdog lvl. 99! I am the king!

Ultemecia: Cid! Are you playing runescape AGAIN!
Cid: But..but.. I''ve almost finished a quest!

Seifer: One day I'll tell you about my ROMANTIC dream! *Looks out of screen and winks*
Me: Ngyaaah!

Chicabo: This isn't easy to say but... Squall, i have to move out. i'm sorry.
Squall: But where will you go?
Chicabo: i've found a nice pocketstation willing to take me in.
Squall: You said you were just friends!

Squall: Yo Mama!

Squall (to Zell): Hey ahab. Kypo mein dubage?

Seifer: Chicken wuss
Zell: MOTHER smurfIN PIECE OF [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]!!!!!!


Irvine: Scratch my ass???
Zell: errr no!


Cid: Hey dog, what's goin all ya'll. I'm down with the hip mofo ya'll. I had to pop a cop who wasn't givin me ma props in oaktown. mmmhmmm that's right girlfriend



Boys of the dwarf, men in tights :)

Squall (to Rinoa at inauguration party): Yes, I would very much like to dance with you. By the way your fancy hand spasm completely worked on me

Zell: Hey, guess what guys?
Everyone else: What?
Zell: I got a new fighting technique!
*Everyone slowly takes a step back*
Zell: Instead of punching random monsters, I'm gonna bitch slap them!
*Everyone walks away*
Zell: What?
*Lightning zaps his hotdogs he was preparing to eat*
Zell: Cool! Zapped hotdog!
*Zell glomps the zapped hotdog*

In Ultimecia's castle...
Ultimecia: I shall kill all SeeDs!
*Irvine's playing to CD music* *Ultimecia destroys the CD*
Squall: We shall save all music saved on those shiny circley stuff! And the other stuff on those circley things!

Back in Balamb Garden...
Rinoa: We finally defeated Ultimecia after 3 years!
Irvine: She was a pretty good target for shooting practice!
Zell: I also stole her gloves which are specially designed for bitch slapping!
Squall: She needed a good slash or two.
Quistis: And lots of whipping! She's been a very bad girl!
Selphie: I admit, I actually found her kinda kinky...
*Everyone walks away except for Zell*
Zell: Wanna go to the cafeteria?
Selphie: I heard that there were new zapped hotdogs. I wanna try some!

In the Ragnarok...
Xu: We are about to- OH MY GOD! IS THAT A JUMBO CACTUAR?!?!
*Everyone crowds around Xu*
Squall: She's right! And there's a Tonberry King!
Selphie: I can see a Chocobo and a Chicobo!
Zell: Beat this! I can see a Pupu-thingamagig!
Rinoa: It's called a Pupu. And I can see my darling Angelo flying into the engine. OH NO! HE'S GONNA BE MINCED DOGGY!
Quistis: Don't worry Rinoa, I'll give her a Phoenix Down... after I eat him... Er, I mean, after we find all the bits of Angelo! Right? Right? Right?
*Squall's comforting Rinoa*
Quistis: I never get any attention when I'm wearing my glasses...

In the Training Grounds...
Irvine: I'm the one with the snazzy rifles and the long guns!
Vincent: I'm the sexy one with a Calibur .45 and Selphie as my girlfriend!
FIN

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Originally Posted by boys from the dwarf

irvine: vincent. i challenge you to a duel! *glove slaps vincent*
vincent: i accept. *slaps back with his metal arm.*
if anyone can tell me what film that was a spoof of i will tell them the meaning of life.

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I believe it twas Robin Hood: Men in tights... My Lord it's pathetic that I know that...

Becca

Rinoa: It's like, Zoh My God! Squall, I love you!
Squall: It's like, Zoh My God! Rinoa, I love you!

In the Cactuar Island...
Rinoa: Ooh! A cactuar! *Pokes the cactuar* Ow! Meanie! *Summons Leviathan*
Selphie: Nice going, Rinoa! Too bad you lost 7000 HP just by poking that Cactuar.
Zell: Hey! Who wants Zapped Cactuar?

FIN

Squall-This concert selphie set up makes me want to do the cha cha with Zell!

Squall: I like Tonberries. :D And Rinoa.
Quistis: I luff Laguna. :love:
Rinoa: I luff Angelo. :D And Squall.
Selphie: I luff Irvine... He's so- *Selphie gets smacked by Vincent* I meant Vincent! He's so- *Selphie gets smacked by Irvine*
Laguna: Alrighty, peoples, back off, back off. We're having an authorised slapping-Selphie-on-the-head competition. Anyone not abiding to the rules will face... MY GUN! *Everyone gasps*
Zell: Hey! I'm the God of the annual slapping-Selphie-on-the-head competition!

Later, when all was quiet and some were hurt fairly badly...
Zell: Zapped Chocobo anyone?
Irvine: You don't belong here Vincent. Piss off.
Vincent: As long as I take Selphie with me. :mad:
Irvine: Don't even think about it. :mad2:
Squall: Break it up. Or else... :twak:
Irvine and Vincent: GOD NO! ANYTHING BUT THE SPLINTERED GUNBLADE!!! *Both run off to Ward for protection*

Meanwhile, in the library...
Seifer: You see her? *Points to Rinoa* I'm gonna poke her!
Fujin: You shouldn't be doing that.
Raijin: Yea, she's right, ya know! *Seifer walks up to Rinoa*
Seifer: Hi, Rinoa.
Rinoa: SQUALL!!! WHERE HAVE YOU- Oh, sorry Seifer. I thought it was Squall. *Seifer pokes Rinoa* HEY!!! MEANIE!!! *Casts Water on Seifer*
Raijin: We told ya lots of times before, ya know.
Fujin: Don't feel too bad, she always does that to anyone who pokes her. Except for Squall.
Seifer: Blub bloob glup gloop gleep blib blob! *Interpretation* WATER! I'M ALLERGIC TO WATER!!! ACK!

Later, when the SeeDs have gone on another mission, watching the LCD Screen in the Ragnarok...

TV: And now, the Tonberry King will demonstrate how to cut those stubborn Greens and Peppers.
Tonberry King: First, you need a Chef's Knife, like this. *Shows Chef's Knife* Then, you cut the Gysahl Greens, which I have here, into quarter sections. *DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK! Gysahl Greens lose 9999 HP* Please make sure that you cut them properly so that the Greens lose 9999 HP. Use the same technique with the other Greens and Peppers. Thank you. Gunblades can also be used for this technique. *Loud screaming from the girls*
TV: And now, we have the less charming, more funny and stupid Jumbo Cactuar with his Physics lesson!
Jumbo Cactuar: Wassup? Today, I'm gonna tell you about my eternal love to Lily, my pet strawberry jam tart! *Presents Lily* Isn't she pretty? She just captures your heart! *Jumbo Cactuar starts glomping the jam tart*
Xu: Hey, we're near our destination. Please turn the damn LCD Screen off before I come over there and use my skills of Paekwondo, the famous and ancient arts of poking. *Everyone, except Squall, starts screaming in fear, with Zell having a girly scream after learning how to slap* Um, Squall?
Squall: No, I'm not going on a date with you.
Xu: But you promised! But you're supposed to scream in fear when I get ready to use my skills of Paekwondo, the famous and ancient arts of poking. *Squall pokes Xu with no skill of Paekwondo, the famous and ancient arts of poking* I WIN!!! Now, it's time to cut those damn Amnesia Greens for Zell's need for smoking again. *Evil smile inserted here*
FIN

Sure it's been done but....

Zell: I am a chicken
*Zell cries*

Hi,I'm new.I don't know if this works but...

Seifer:Great,chicken-wuss.You just blew all our covers.
Zell:WHY?!Is it wrong loving you?

Quistis:I hate you,Squall.
Squall:I hate you even more,Quistis.

Zell:Yo Squall,can you show me your gunblade?
Squall:Sure*ZING*(Zell's head rolls on the ground)

Seifer:Hey chicken wuss.
Zell:Did someone say chicken roast?

Rinoa:Why do you love me?
Squall:Because I love your boobies.

Selphie:BOOYAKA!
Rey Mysterio:Hey,stop stealing my quote!

Irvine:I'm gay.
Everyone but Squall:...whatever.

Edea:Get out of my body!
Cid:Hey,I'm your husband!Is it wrong having anal sex with you?

Raijin:Fujin,I love you ya know...
Fujin:SLUT MODE ACTIVATED.(gets naked and has sex with Raijin)

Can we stop with the gay/sex jokes cause they really aren't funny. More like old and done with.

Ultima Blader Draco i beg you to stop saying you're new

Okay-okay.

yeah. when it's your first day, then you can act like a total idiot. but, you have been here for a total of 4.

Squall: Everybody... I have something to tell you. Rinoa is pregnant. We are naming our baby girl, Crystal. She is due on the 18th. We are also getting married in May. I thank you all for being there when I was in my homosexual loner phase. I am baking you all cookies with your faces frosted on them.

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On Crystal's due date:

Quistis: Oh, she's precious! You guys are so lucky! I want one! Come here, Zell! You and I are gonna make one of those!

Cid: Wow. Crystal looks just like Irvine...

Irvine: Yeah. Ummm.... I'm gonna go have my cookie.

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Originally Posted by The Kupo Man

yeah. when it's your first day, then you can act like a total idiot. but, you have been here for a total of 4.

Squall: Everybody... I have something to tell you. Rinoa is pregnant. We are naming our baby girl, Crystal. She is due on the 18th. We are also getting married in May. I thank you all for being there when I was in my homosexual loner phase. I am baking you all cookies with your faces frosted on them.

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On Crystal's due date:

Quistis: Oh, she's precious! You guys are so lucky! I want one! Come here, Zell! You and I are gonna make one of those!

Cid: Wow. Crystal looks just like Irvine...

Irvine: Yeah. Ummm.... I'm gonna go have my cookie.

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Haha, yours is absolutely hilarious. :laugh:

Here's one that my sister randomly came up with when she noticed the thread title...

Squall: Where's Nemo?
Rinoa: I don't know, maybe that's why they made a movie.
Squall: I have to pee.
(Pause button randomly pops up in the middle of no-where)

Ehh. That was pretty lame. I'll come up with some later.

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Originally Posted by hEaRtS

Squall: Where's Nemo?
Rinoa: I don't know, maybe that's why they made a movie.
Squall: I have to pee.
(Pause button randomly pops up in the middle of no-where)

Ehh. That was pretty lame. I'll come up with some later.

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It's ok but it just didn't make any sense(no offence).

This is a new one:

Crystal is a year old.

Squall:Rinoa..........
Rinoa:Yes,what is it?
Squall:Crystal peed on me again.Now I'm wet all over and smell like...pee.
Rinoa:Awwwww...you naughty girl...why did you pee right in daddy's face,hm?
Crystal:HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA!

Crystal is now three years old.

Zell:Yo,guys!Quistis is finally pregnant and we are having a boy!We are naming him Quetzel.
Everybody::eek: *gasps*:eek:

Quetzel's due day.

Selphie:He's soooooo cute!
Rinoa:Yeah.Hey Quistis,why don't we hook up our kids?
Squall:But our girl is older than him.
Everybody:......Whatever.
Irvine:Come to think of it,he looks a little like Seifer.
Quistis:So what?Crystal looks a little like you too.
Irvine:...

Crystal is now seven years old,Quetzel four.

Irvine:Come here,Crystal.
Seifer:Come here,Quetzel.
Crystal/Quetzel:Yes?
Irvine/Seifer:I don't know how to tell you this but...
Kids:???
Guys: (in a very abnormal scarse voice)I'm your father...
Kids:EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think that was very funny,though...

Seifer is going to court for pissin on a girl
Seifers lawyer: Were you aware seifer was going to piss on you Miss Heartilly
Rinoa: Hell yeah. Ive had guys who a lot older and less rich piss on me before
At Balamb Garden
Irvine,Zell, and Selphy are sittin around watchin the news.
Reporter on tv: It looks like SeeD Seifer Amalsy is tradin in his goldin locks for golden showers.
Irvine: Sounds good. Id love it if someone gave me a goldent shower
Zell and Selphy look at each other and begin LOLing
Irvine: What I would love a golden shower it would be cool to ahve a golden shower.
Selphy falls on the ground begins laughing even harder.
Irvine: I am serious I would love to have someguy start pissing all over me.

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Originally Posted by Shadow The Red XIII Thing

Seifer is going to court for pissin on a girl
Seifers lawyer: Were you aware seifer was going to piss on you Miss Heartilly
Rinoa: Hell yeah. Ive had guys who a lot older and less rich piss on me before
At Balamb Garden
Irvine,Zell, and Selphy are sittin around watchin the news.
Reporter on tv: It looks like SeeD Seifer Amalsy is tradin in his goldin locks for golden showers.
Irvine: Sounds good. Id love it if someone gave me a goldent shower
Zell and Selphy look at each other and begin LOLing
Irvine: What I would love a golden shower it would be cool to ahve a golden shower.
Selphy falls on the ground begins laughing even harder.
Irvine: I am serious I would love to have someguy start pissing all over me.

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Haha...this is a good one.
P.S:Seifer is not a SeeD.

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Originally Posted by Shadow The Red XIII Thing

Seifer is going to court for pissin on a girl
Seifers lawyer: Were you aware seifer was going to piss on you Miss Heartilly
Rinoa: Hell yeah. Ive had guys who a lot older and less rich piss on me before
At Balamb Garden
Irvine,Zell, and Selphy are sittin around watchin the news.
Reporter on tv: It looks like SeeD Seifer Amalsy is tradin in his goldin locks for golden showers.
Irvine: Sounds good. Id love it if someone gave me a goldent shower
Zell and Selphy look at each other and begin LOLing
Irvine: What I would love a golden shower it would be cool to ahve a golden shower.
Selphy falls on the ground begins laughing even harder.
Irvine: I am serious I would love to have someguy start pissing all over me.

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If Selphie's lol ---> rofl ---> phsl then it would happen

Forgot Seifer wasnt a SeeD
New One
At the Dollet dancy thingamajig
While Sqall and Rinoa are dancing Zell and the rest of the gang watch from afar
Zell: I hatE coming to these things.
Selphie: I know
Zell looks at a man with a monicle and wierd looking face
Zell: look at that guy over there looks like he jerks off with icy-hot
Everyone LOLs except Irvine
Irvine:Whats so funny about that

Squall: Zell quit possessing me, you little $#@%!
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2...eforeScan2.jpg

((its been a while, i still cant think of anything))

ward: i was lying about the throat thing, ive been able to talk this whole time
Kiros: so why didnt you tell us?
ward: im the odd looking fat one in the game, i just wanted to be loved and have some of the attenion for a change, its all about him *points to laguna*
*laguna in his trailer*
Laguna: i dont have to work with this, someone get my agent on the phone

(not very good, ahh well)
:choc: :moomba:

Rinoa: Meh, I don't feel like being annoying today.

Squall: Someone make some noise for God's sakes! It's quiet in here!

Seifer: Squall is awesome.

Zell:You're eating hot dogs?! WTF?!!1 Do you know how unhealthy those things are?

-A decent looking woman walks up to Irvine-
Woman: Hey, want to go out for some hot sechs?
Irvine: That's ridiculous. I would never have sex with you! I'm saving myself until marriage!

Raijin: (after kicking Fujin) I AIN'T NO COWARD

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Originally Posted by Shadow The Red XIII Thing

Seifer is going to court for pissin on a girl
Seifers lawyer: Were you aware seifer was going to piss on you Miss Heartilly
Rinoa: Hell yeah. Ive had guys who a lot older and less rich piss on me before
At Balamb Garden
Irvine,Zell, and Selphy are sittin around watchin the news.
Reporter on tv: It looks like SeeD Seifer Amalsy is tradin in his goldin locks for golden showers.
Irvine: Sounds good. Id love it if someone gave me a goldent shower
Zell and Selphy look at each other and begin LOLing
Irvine: What I would love a golden shower it would be cool to ahve a golden shower.
Selphy falls on the ground begins laughing even harder.
Irvine: I am serious I would love to have someguy start pissing all over me.

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LOL!!! you got that from the Boondocks!:laugh:

I am glad to meet another who watches the boondocks.
So was my new one.

Squall : My name is Bond...James Bond.

Selphie : I am Pussy Galore.

Seifer : *Gazes at Selphie.* Lovely girl she tastes like...Like strawberries.

Squall : I wouldn't know.

Seifer : I would.

Squall : Do you expect me to talk?

Seifer : No Mr. Bond I expect you to die!

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Originally Posted by Ultima Blader Draco

It's ok but it just didn't make any sense(no offence).

This is a new one:

Crystal is a year old.

Squall:Rinoa..........
Rinoa:Yes,what is it?
Squall:Crystal peed on me again.Now I'm wet all over and smell like...pee.
Rinoa:Awwwww...you naughty girl...why did you pee right in daddy's face,hm?
Crystal:HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA!

Crystal is now three years old.

Zell:Yo,guys!Quistis is finally pregnant and we are having a boy!We are naming him Quetzel.
Everybody::eek: *gasps*:eek:

Quetzel's due day.

Selphie:He's soooooo cute!
Rinoa:Yeah.Hey Quistis,why don't we hook up our kids?
Squall:But our girl is older than him.
Everybody:......Whatever.
Irvine:Come to think of it,he looks a little like Seifer.
Quistis:So what?Crystal looks a little like you too.
Irvine:...

Crystal is now seven years old,Quetzel four.

Irvine:Come here,Crystal.
Seifer:Come here,Quetzel.
Crystal/Quetzel:Yes?
Irvine/Seifer:I don't know how to tell you this but...
Kids:???
Guys: (in a very abnormal scarse voice)I'm your father...
Kids:EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think that was very funny,though...

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The story continues...

Rinoa/Quistis:What's going on here?
Kids:They just said that they're our daddies!
Girls:WT@#$@%@#$@#$@##$#$%@??!!

The next day.

Squall:WTF?Crystal's your kid?
Zell:WTHF do you mean by Quetzel's your kid?
Irvine:Errr...that's because...
Seifer:...we had unsafe sex with the girls.
Squall:Oh yeah...I remembered that we *censored* Quistis without wearing the plastic bags.
Irvine:Same here.
Rinoa/Selphie:What did you SAY???!!
Guys:Uh-oh.
DISH!DOSH!SMASH!WHAM!THUD!
Guys:....owwwwwwwww.....
Silence reigns for two minutes.
Everybody:Now what do we do???!!!

To be continued...

Squall: Let's play Charades! *Everyone else agrees*
Quistis: Squall, since you started the idea, then you go first.
Squall: Erm... Okay! I thought of one! *Gets out his gunblade and slashes it through Irvine's head*
Headmaster Cid: Squall, you should know by now that-- *Sniffs the air* GUESS WHAT EVERYONE?!?! IT'S DONUT DAY!!! *Only Zell goes drifting to the cafeteria*
Edea: I know! You wanted to kill Irvine!
Squall: CORRECT, Edea!!! Your turn!
Edea: Um... Okay! *Starts poking Selphie in the left bicep*
Selphie: That hurt!

Meanwhile, in the cafeteria...
Zell: Hey Seifer, let's have a donut-eating competition!
Seifer: How much ya wanna bet?
Zell: Hmm... let's say, about 10 gil?
Seifer: You're on!
After 24 seconds of eating donuts...
Seifer: Ugh... 2 donuts are too much for me...
Zell: BOOYAKA! I beat you by 1 crumb, Seifer! Now, gimme my gil!!!

FIN

Squall : Rinoa I am your brother...

Rinoa : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!*Rinoa runs away crying.*

Zell : *Zell gets down on his knees in front of Selphie and pulls out a box with a diamond ring in it.*Selphie will you marry me?

Selphie : I'm sorry Zell but I'm already in love with Squall.

kuja: doesnt queen breane look hot in that dress?

Squall : Hey Rinoa I'm here to pimp your ride!

Rinoa : Really!?

Squall : Nah I'm just messing with you actually I'm here to pimp Selphie's ride.

Rinoa : Aww...

Selphie : YEEESSS!!! Thank you Squall!!!*Selphie grabs Squall and kisses him*

Squall : No problem baby.

Rinoa: Seifer I luv you
Seifer: So I love Fujin
Fujin:LOVE

Squall : Here's Squally!

Cid : Quistis you're fired!

Selphie : May the force be with you.

Quistis : Welcome to McDonalds may I take your order please?

Rinoa : I'd like one big mac and a strawberry milk shake.

Irvine : Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops boy!

Zell : You can't see me!

Seifer : I choose you Pikachu!

Headmaster Cid: Quistis, thou art fired!
Quistis: Speaketh thy reason.
Headmaster Cid: Thou has forgotten to speaketh to Squall to clean thy chamber pots!

FIN

Squall: I have a confession to make Rinoa...
Rinoa: *gasp* what?
Squall: You just won a fabulous new car!

Cid : Lord Vader can you hear me?

Squall : Yes Master.

Cid : Rise.

Squall : Master is Padme' safe? Is she alright?

Cid : It seems that within your anger you killed her.

Squall : No she can't be...She was alive I felt it...

Squall : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*Cid has an evil smile on his face.*

That was...not that great really. Just the switching of Star Wars chars to FFVIII. Do something original(I know mine is off of gameshows but that was from a movie. there's a difference)

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Originally Posted by Heero Yuy NWZC

That was...not that great really. Just the switching of Star Wars chars to FFVIII. Do something original(I know mine is off of gameshows but that was from a movie. there's a difference)

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Whatever...

ok. :D

Irvine : Look like a butterfly sting like a bee!

Squall : The champ is here!

Seifer : I'm the greatest of all time!

Selphie : Biggie Biggie Biggie can't you see sometimes your words just hypnotize me.

Lmao
Quotin one of my fav. songs

Irvine: I have a date with Edea tonight! She has massive breasts!

Squall : It was all a dream I used to read Word Up Magazine Salt 'N' Pepper and Heavy D up in the limosine.

Couldn't think of anything new for my story,instead I came up with this:

Squall:[leeza]*snip*[/leeza]

John,are you a John Cena fan?

[leeza]Do not ever go around the filters again. ~ Leeza[/leeza]

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Originally Posted by Llednar Twem

Irvine: I have a date with Edea tonight! She has massive breasts!

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But Irvine WOULD say that. No, really. XD

Squall : *Squall is drawing a tattoo on Seifer's back.*

Seifer : Hey! How is the tattoo of Biggie Smalls going?

Squall : Oh snap! You said you wanted a tattoo of Biggie Smalls?

Seifer : Yeah...

Squall : I thought you said you wanted a tattoo of Biggie's balls.

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Originally Posted by John_912

No that lyric was from the late Notorious B.I.G. if you actually listened to rap music you would know this.(Listening to wrestler wannabe rappers doesn't count in my opinion.)

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Oh...I see...:)

Squall : I see without seeing to me darkness is as clear as daylight what am I?

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Originally Posted by Christmas

Zell: Squall is my dad and Selphie is his grand daughter...we are trapped in a "Well Organized Time Compressed" world as we speak...

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OMFG! This is!!! This IS!!! THIS IS!!! EFFING HI-LA-RIOUS!! :laughing:

Squall : I've got a date with Lulu tonight!She has massive breasts!

In Squall's room...
Rinoa: Okay, we sent Angelo outside of your room. Now, let's get under your sheets! *Squall and Rinoa both get under his blanket on his bed*
Squall: Um, I can't find it... Oh no, wait, here it is!!! *Holds out glow-in-the-dark miniature models of the Gunblades*
Rinoa: Wow! That is so cool! Do you have another pair?
Squall: No, but you can get them for 2500 gil for the whole set. *Sniffs* What's that smell?
Rinoa: I'm really sorry... Angelo peed in you bed again... for revenge...

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In Squall's room...
Rinoa: Okay, we sent Angelo outside of your room. Now, let's get under your sheets! *Squall and Rinoa both get under his blanket on his bed*
Squall: Um, I can't find it... Oh no, wait, here it is!!! *Holds out glow-in-the-dark miniature models of the Gunblades*
Rinoa: Wow! That is so cool! Do you have another pair?
Squall: No, but you can get them for 2500 gil for the whole set. *Sniffs* What's that smell?
Rinoa: I'm really sorry... Angelo peed in you bed again... for revenge...

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WAY TO GO, this one is pretty good :)

Squall : That's not your mother that's a man baby!

Zell:"I can take you Mike Tyson!"
Cid:"I'm making Seifer in charge."
Quistis:"Congrats, Seifer, for making Seed!"
Squall: "You guys I need a hug."

Squall : I wish that the fanfiction authors would stop using me in slash fanfiction stories.I'm not gay just because I want to be left alone doesn't mean that I'm a homosexual, so making me one I'm getting tired of this god damn it!:mad2:

Finally I thought of something!Here's part three...

Dr.Kadowaki(doc)walks into the room.
Selphie:Hey doc!Can you run a DNA test on these guys and see whose dad is who?
Doc:Sure,why not?
The DNA test was performed and the results will be out the next day.

The next day.
Doc:I don't know how to tell you this but...
Everybody:What?
Doc:Crystal is Cid and Edea's kid and Quetzel is Zell's granddaughter.
Everybody:WTF????!!!!

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Originally Posted by John_912

Squall : I've got a date with Lulu tonight!She has massive breasts!

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Squall: I wish to god he would stop comparing Final Fantasy to Star Wars and making poor attempts to make people laugh ... Lulu isnt even in my damm game man! Plus shes having a child with Wakka, Im not interested in her and if I was I would date someone for their personality, not their bra size ... Get a life man.

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Originally Posted by John_912

if you actually listened to rap music you would know this.

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Attitude problem, not everyone has to listen to crap rap you know. It was a harmless question he asked.

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Originally Posted by ~SapphireStar~

Squall: I wish to god he would stop comparing Final Fantasy to Star Wars and making poor attempts to make people laugh ... Lulu isnt even in my damm game man! Plus shes having a child with Wakka, Im not interested in her and if I was I would date someone for their personality, not their bra size ... Get a life man.


Attitude problem, not everyone has to listen to crap rap you know. It was a harmless question he asked.

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I don't have a life?*Scoffs*You talk about Squall,Lulu,and Wakka like their real people.(I know I complained about slash fanfiction in a earlier, post but I think there are too many gay fan fics out there, I know I sound like I'm contradicting my self, but I know that the FF characters are not real I read fanfiction for fun.) I wasn't making poor attempts to make people laugh I just trying to have some fun that's the whole purpose of this thread isn't it?I don't have an atttitude problem I was just trying to make a point.You can dislike rap all you want I respect your opinion, but it isn't going any where it's going to be around for a long time.When I was comparing Final Fantasy VIII to Star Wars Episode II I was trying to make a point and that point was that in my opinion I felt like compared to the love story in Episode II the love story in FFVIII was poorly developed.Oh and I know that Lulu isn't in FFVIII I know that but do you know what else?...I don't care Kuja isn't in FFVIII either and he is in this thread.

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Originally Posted by John_912

I don't have a life?*Scoffs*You talk about Squall,Lulu,and Wakka like their real people.

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Says the guy going on about Squall going on a date.

I started to delete a few posts, but after reading more I decided that it was not worth my time to go through all of that work. If the best you all can do is post sexual innuendo scenarios and try to go around the filters, etc., then this is getting closed.

John-912, Shadow he Red XIII Thing and Ultima Blader Draco: You had better clean up your acts. I don't want to see either of you going around the filters and I don't want to have to delete any more of your posts due to their content.

~SapphireStar~: Please cut out the modding. If you have problems with any of the poster, use the Warn button.