*Yuna hears whistle from Tidus*
Yuna: Would you keep it down over there, this a farplane not a whistling salloon!!
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*Yuna hears whistle from Tidus*
Yuna: Would you keep it down over there, this a farplane not a whistling salloon!!
:up: :laugh: :thumb: Thats a good one!!! :kaolaugh:
Thanks;)
Paine: You know, maybe all these baddies need is a hug...*Puts down her sword and glomps nearest enemy*
:exdee:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sora!
lol
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You need a title for your FF soap!!!
Make it nice and soapy.
nvr mind i got 3 lol cant wait!:love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rikkugrl12
Is it really that funny :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesse1
Rikku and Panie sip a cup of Barkeeps specail tea while they wait for Yuna to cool off.
Paine- I...I never new that he ment that much to her.
Rikku- And you know? At that time somoners were not aloud to love.
Paine- What!?! thats terrible!
Rikku- Thats why she gets so emotional... it was realy painful for her at that time. Then when he disapred, she thought she would never see him again.
Paine- I guess... anyone would want to keep that kind of menory locked up.
Rikku- Well, I just hope she hasn't beaten Shinra into acoma.
Yuna comes through the door and sits by the others
Yuna-hmpf!
Paine-Yuna I..
Yuna- Well now you know! I hope your both proud!
Paine-...."snif"
Yuna-....I...I just miss him..."sob"...s..sso much!
Shinra: Gullwings go break onto the scene,
Gullwings kick the snot out of fiends!
Yuna: Okay have u been on Cocaine again?
Shinra:It's not my fault its so addictive!
Rikku-Aww Yunie...we'll find him some day.
Barkeep comes to the counter with some more of his famos tea-"Refills?"
Paine-yes please.
Scew Days of Our Lives (j/k, i don't watch that)!!! This is awesome, but it still needs a name!
Shinra: Ill give you lady Luck dress sphere without any sorta of impossible gay minigame.
Rikku: "I should get some more clothes on"
Yuna: "Tidus I HATE YOU YOU MORONG!"
Paine: I hate gothness.
Rikku: "This thong is killing me!"
hehe that one was funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny_Griever
then again, i'm sitting in my bathrobe with my hair all crazy.
can't explain.
um:
baralia-gippal,show me how this machina works.
Barkeep looks at yuna and tries to comfort her
Barkeep- Mish Yoona...would yoo like shum ov my shpeshal tea?
*Rasta Voice*
Rikku (to Yuna) - You know i got this special cake for you. It got Vitamin A, B, T H and C. ALL the good stuff for you.
Yuna: Oh no! I am gonna fall!
Barkeep: Mish Yuna! Shombody shave her! Pleesh! She needs shaving!
Brother: *Smiles widly*
Brother: I'm thinking of growing my hair
Paine: Pink is such a pretty colour..I wants to wear it <3
LeBlanc: I think I may cover up in the future
Baralai: Let's party like there's going to be no tomorrow *does the moonwalk*
~Setzer Gabianni
Yuna: Hey, you!
Tidus: I have a name......
Rikku: Hey! It's you-know-who!
Tidus: HEY! I HAVE A NAME!
Paine: Is this him?
Tidus: SAY MY DAMN NAME!!!!
Yuna: Yes....it is the star player of the Zanarkand Abes...
Tidus: Good grief.....
Brother: Damn you! Stealing Yuna away from me, blondie!
Tidus: MY [leeza]*snip*[/leeza] NAME I-*End Scene*
heheh....genius....Quote:
Yuna: Oh no! I am gonna fall!
Barkeep: Mish Yuna! Shombody shave her! Pleesh! She needs shaving!
Brother: *Smiles widly*
[leeza]Do Not go around the filters again. ~ Leeza[/leeza]
I laughed aloud with mirth and merriment.
President:Here,meet your grandfather...
Rufus:Yo,gramps.
Shinra:????????
yuna:hi ti- i mean, son of jecht
tidus:i thought id never say this....agin, but [leeza]*snip*[/leeza] u yuna!!!
kimahri:kimahri attracted to garik
garik:garik love kimahri too!!*runs into each others arms sobbing*
[leeza]Do not go around the filters ~ Leeza[/leeza]
No i cant add on hun, My Imagination isnt that wide :( but its GREAT lovews ya for adding more on!!!:D:love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Yu-Yevon
wakka-so i was talking to lulu about my brother........DARN IT I FORGOT HIS NAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lulu-wasn't it chato?
yuna-no, it was sato
rikku-no you wierdo's, it was chappu
wakku/lulu/yuna-nah, it wasn't chappu.
Yuna-"i'm sick, why can't we eat?" :(
Rikku thinks and says to Yuna "i don't know why don't we ask paine?"
as her and yuna look at Paine :greenie:
Paine-"Fine I'll Buy Pizza" :eep:
conitnueing from last
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Rikku- Yunie...try some of barkeeps tea. itll help you feel better.
Yuna- Ok.
Shinra walks in the room all brused
Paine-(gasp!)
Rikku-Yunie!...
Yuna-OH! I'm sorry Shinra!
Shinra- its ok....I'm realy gana think twice before looking up ppls info on the Net
does no one like mine?
i like it its funny :DQuote:
Originally Posted by lulusgirl
awwwwwQuote:
Originally Posted by Flower Moon
thank you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
um (CONTINUED)
*farplane*
wakka-so auron, we were all wondering if you remembered my brothers name? remember? i loved him very much...he died.
auron-ummmmmm.wasn't it chappu?
Wakka-WILL EVERYONE STOP IT WITH CHAPPU?????????? THAT WASN'T HIS NAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's gone far enough..............
Machean-do you want to hear a sto.......oh forget it
Clasku-YUM !!!!!!!! THIS ROASTED CHOCOBO IS TASTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dona-so did bartello leave yet? *cough* i mean...i was just wondering if he was gone. He is? *sarcastic* OH DARN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paine: Yuna I love you
Rikku: Well it doesnt matter cus I love Paine
Yuna: But I love Tidus
Paine: We will just solve this in my room
30 MIN. LATER
Paine: Booya bitch say my name
Yuna: *panting* Paine
Rikku: Why are you stopping I was so close to climax
Brotther and Tidus were listening outside the door when they suddenly barged in
Tidus: Waht were you doing in here girls. Yuna I thought we were going to cherish each other
Yuna: Huh we were playing MarioKart DS
yunies past contin
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Yuna- so Barkeep...what did you put in this tea? It realy good.
Barkeep- Shafwaysh had a shale today sho i bought shum
Paine- Safeway???
Barkeep- Shinra showd me how to ordor of the nets.
Yuna- But whats...
Brother barges in and says- May I have your atention...we are haveing a firedrill pronto!
Rikku- WHAT?
Buddy- don't mind him girls...he's still coming up with dumb things to say for that stopid topic.
Paine- he dosn't have to try, we hear it all the time.
i didn't notice that you wrote anything....it's probably good though.
Elma-I'm now the Captin of the CLI (Central Lack of Inteligence)
yuna: oh.. I miss tidus
BAm the universe explodes becuase she said his name.
I laughed aloud with mirth and merryment.
Those are awesome! (i liked the shaving best)
Barkeep: She shellsh shea shellsh down by the sheashore.
(In the Farplane)
Yuna: TIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUS TIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUS TIDUSTIDUS!!!
**()(Tidus explodes and dies)()**
Yuna: TIDUS!!!
Tidus: Gaah! Stop yelling I'm right here...sheesh...the dead usually prefer to sleep at 2a.m. Just because we are in the Farplane doesn't mean we don't sleep!
Yuna:TIDUS!!!
Tidus: Seriously...shut up...
[ok...tidus doesn't even look like a word anymore]
Yuna: TIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUS!!
Tidus: STOP SAYING MY NAME!!!
Yuna:TIDUS!
Tidus:....
yeha, soemtimes i say something soooooooooo much it doesn't sound right.
*in the farplane*
yuna-ok, everyone ready?
everyone-ok
*in unison*
everyone- TIDUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*yuna starts singing the Happy Birthday song with the only word as tidus*
yuna- tidus tidus tiiiidusssss, tidus tidus tiiiidusssss, tidus tiiidusss tiiidussssssss, tidus tidus tiiiidussssss
tidus-SHUT UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heres more of YRP everyday life continue
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Paine-So how did you find out about Safway?
Barkeep-I was loooking for good shtuff for tea yesh?
Shinra(rubing his head)- He sead somthing about not geting enough suplies because Brother dosn't pay him.
Brother- Why do I have to pay anyone?!?
Rikku- WELL WE DO ALOT OF WORK DON"T WE?!?
:exdee: aaaaaaah love it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesse1
Is it me or does this sound so much like Yuna after the ending. I can just picture her asking Tidus...............
Yuna: so what's your name? I'm so sorry.........I never.....asked you*blushes*:-\ :-\ :-\
Tidus: Oh yeah *smiles*:D hehe....I always liked the way you never said my name..........it was kind of cute hehe:riiight:
yuna:is it you..... or does he just.... look like you?
rikku:is it him yunie? huh, huh?
yuna:what about it?
rikku:well uh, you see, there was somethin that um, he didnt tell you about....
yuna:.... ug
rikku:well it wasnt my fault, really!!! i was drunk!!!!!
Yuna's past continue
*Back on the brige Yuna disides to go to Besaid and visit Wakka and Lulu.*
Buddy- So you want me to take you to your home town?
Yuna- ya...theres no stopid net for Shinra to bug me with.
Buddy- um... speaking of wich...I think I saw him looking at Rikku's privat stuff too.
Yuna-??? What the hell is he looking for??
Paine- Go easy on him Yuna... hes going through puberty
Yuna-!!!
yuna:is it you?
shuyin:yes, it is i-
yuna:tidus tidus it really is you tidus i cant believe it tidus!!!!!
shuyin:whoa!calm down!
yuna:tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddduuuuuuuuuusssssssss!!!!!
shuyin:*shoots himself with rifle* freedom!!!
Awsome can I add something to this one?Quote:
Originally Posted by tidusguy#1
Leblanc: OH THE DULLWINGS!
Kimahri: Yuna want Lenne
Lenne: Why?
Kimahri: Because Kimahri want Lenne
Hypello: Lenne ish the beautibiful shinger, she's the shongstressh, the dresshphere... Lenne, can you sh*t down on a chair? I am having trubabble.
Lenne: Why thank you... Kimahri...
Kimahri: We are here at Bevelle...
Lenne: ...
Tidus: SHUT UP!
Shuyin: Calm down Tidus!
Yuna: Oh Lenne
Lenne: I am like Lucia
Yuna: I am like Luna
course u can d.os
Thnx:DQuote:
Originally Posted by tidusguy#1
Here it goes:
*Shuyins wakes up in the Farplane and looks around*Quote:
Originally Posted by tidusguy#1
Shuyins: *fweu* No Yuna around.. Peace at last! This is waht I call an Eternal Calm!:D
*He starts to hear footsteps walking in his direction*
Shuyin: god no!!
Lenne: SHUUUUUYINNN SHUYIN I found you!! AT LAST .. shuyinShuyinShuyinShuyinShuyinShuyinShuyin...*continues for eternity*
Shuyin: :x_x: :crying2:
*wakka on stage telling jokes to the besaid villagers*
wakka:you notice that all men leave the toilet seat up?
*silence*
wakka:er.... ya??
*villagers roar with laughter*
wakka:yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya!!!!
(ya looks like yay now....)
*villagers laugh and their heads explode*
shuyins ghost: awww i didnt even get them to do that in the den of woe!!!!!
OOC: If this thread is to remain open there are a few things that you all should keep in mind.
~ I do not want to have to edit any more posts due to someone going around the filters.
~ No sexual content.
~ Keep in mind that this is not an RPG. If you want an RPG format, go post in the Writer's Corner.
~ Keep all off topic remarks to PMs. Not as posts. Conversations do not belong in threads.
'kk
um..............
rikku: OH NO !!!!!!!!!! I LOST TROUBLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...if any of you don't know about trouble, in my make-a-story that i created, rikku got a puppy and she named him trouble.
Rikku: Phew...I am so tired from all of that dancing!
Paine: Why DO you dance instead of just standing?
Rikku: I'm afraid of bathrooms...
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(Power puff girl opening theme)
Yuna: Da, Da, dadadada, da!
Rikku: Do, Do, dodododo, do!
Paine: Da, da, da dadadadaaaaaaa!
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Paine: This songstress dressphere reminds me of Elvis...
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Auron: This is your story...
Tidus: What?
Auron: Once upon a time....
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EDIT: forgot one!
(finishing song)
Yuna: One thousand words....
Simon: Dreadful! Absolutely dreadful! That was the worst singing I've ever heard in my life!
I like the Auron and Tidus one that makes me laughQuote:
Originally Posted by Jesse1
:laughing:
ive got ANOTHER ONE god... i keep coming out with crazy ideas...
tidus:er, yuna, now that im back, er, how old am i now?
yuna:19
tidus:at least you didnt get me out when you were 40...*shudders*
yuna:*slaps tidus and walks off*
squall:hey babe... wanna go to a hotel?*whispers* if you dont, ill shoot you, and er... cut you up with the same thing.......
yuna:good enough for me!
Paine-Hay Rikku!! Lets all go to a dance!
Rikku- Must we? I have a phyciatric apointment in two hours.
Paine-for what?!?
Rikku- it seems that the mothers of the children who played our game thought I was too sluty and now they have me seeing a shrink every two days >:(
I LOVE THAT ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Yu-Yevon
Gippal(to paine)-who are you?
Yuna: LOVE SUCKS!!! You!! over there!!! Stop making out with that guy! He's only going to disappear after you kill all of your aeons fighting Sin! Bastard...
Yuna looks at her script-"Do I have to say this? Its so....imiture!"
directer-"Just say the lines."
Yuna-"(sigh) ahem........Oh Crap..."
Directer- "CUT!!! Jusy say whats on the paper!"
Yuna (Under her breath)-"I dont get paid enough."
Rikku-"comon yunie! I can say it all the time!"
Yuna-"And your how old now?"
Rikku-"Oh Poopy!"
Shuyin: Tidus, you make me sick!
Tidus: Shut up! you look like crap compared to me!
Shuyin: *Summons Vegnagun*
Tidus: *Summons Sin*
Yuna/Lenne: You guys suck! It's over! *they walk away*
OOOOOH I LIKE THAT ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by DeathKnight
Khimari-I like to move it move it !!!!!!!
Yuna: Hey Brother, I want to ask you something!
Rikku: Um what? I'm not black.
Brother: Fo shizzle.
Yuna: Y
Rikku: M
Paine: C A!
Tidus: Rikku I love you.
Rikku: Yuna I love you.
Yuna: Paine...get yo ass off the couch!
yuna:i like creepy looking ponys, like ixion!!!!!
tidus:screw you im gonna hang out with coldplay!!
seymour:mwahahahahah i am back from the dead, and by the way, thats my wife your talkin to.
tidus:thats not true!!!
*big slapping fight between tidus and seymour*
OOC: I have just deleted a bunch of posts because they were off-topic. Please post on topic and take all conversations to PM or IM.
Rikku goes to the net caffea and looks for a pic of paine for her birthday.
Rikku-0_0..."Does she realy sleep nude?!?"
Paine-What ya up to?
Rikku-"......"
Paine-huh? "whats wrong?"
Rikku-"Im going strait to the maneger of this site and Im gana SUE!!!"
Paine-???
Tidus: *after fighting Ultima weapon alone* ow ow ow!......I need healing....
Rikku: oowie Tidus come here:-\ *hugs him tightly and uses x-potion on him*you ok baby?:whaaa:
Yuna: Rikku?......:sad: Tidus' mine....
Rikku: Stop being so damn greedy....you're always happy and I'm not. Leave me and Tidus alone, go AWAY!:crying2: :frust:
In the Luca Theater, Paine takes Tidus, but Auron...
Paine: Tidus' mine...
Auron: Give him back!
Paine: Nope!
Braska: Come on!
Jecht: Come here.
Leblanc: No, Paine's mine!
Nooj: Don't! *uses Dark Matter*
Baralai: Tidus and Paine are all mine!
Gippal: Oh brother!
They are fighting, but Lenne's taking Tidus and Paine to Celsius
Lenne: Come on Tidus and Paine, let's go to Celsius.
lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tsukasa
Yuna: I'm a little bit of country...
Rikku: I'm a little bit of Rock n Roll...
Paine: WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! GO OSMONDS!!!
Barkeep-"Miss yona what kan I do for yo?"
Yuna-"lets see...um, I'll have an extra large capatino and a 6inch meat-lover sub."
Rikku-"I have a medium sized salad meal with a Diet coke."
Paine-"Make mine a hurb tea with some eanglish muffins please."
Tidus:Yuna,are you using the Brotherhood sword?
Yuna:Yeah,why?
Tidus:Well give it back!It's mine!
yuna (at a video game award ceramony): they said it couldnt be done.....they said i couldnt make a good game with 3 squeeling women singing crappy songs...and being a lovelorn over a guy that doesnt exist...so i would gladly except this award...i am truly honoured...
*complete silence...well what do expect with a empty city hall?*
And then,a clapping sound is heard.And what d'ya know,it's Tidus!Quote:
Originally Posted by omegaweapon2005
Yuna:Oh i'm so happy!
Stuff that happened later after the event is censored due to heavy sexual innuendo.
Rikku at kereokie-"Im too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for........wait a minute...WHERE IS MY SHIRT?"
Barkeep: Miss Yoona wot can I doo for yoo?
Yuna: (in posh voice) oh yes, I'd like some iced tea and scones please....
Barkeep:...certainly....
Rikku(sophisticated voice):(anything Really)
Yuna: I am going to take over the whole world and kill you all!!!! Mwahahahaha!
Paine sleeping and sucking her thumb-"One more wide on da chocabo mommy"
Paine: wooooOOoooooooOOOOooooOOOOOOoooo--*gasp**cough**gasp*ooo!
Gippal: "Hey daddy's little girl!"
Rikku: "Stop it, leave my father out of our conversations."
Gippal: "Okay...but who said I was talking about your father.":jokey:
Yuna:Paine...
Rikku:Which part is pain?
*rikku to brother*
Rikku-Do you need help?
Barkeep: pnumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokonosis [real word!!! and even spelled right!]
and what word is that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesse1
Lulu- A B C D E F G, H I J K L M N O P, Q R S, T U V, W X, Y and Z, Now I know my ABC's, next time won't you sing with me?
Paine- "A spoonfull of sugar makes the medicine go down, medicine go down, medicine go down". - from Mary Poppins
its a lung disease.
Brother: You girls have no respect for the elderly!!!
:confused: then why does it have "volcano" in it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesse1
Yuna: Rikku, all of the fans say that you are a slut now.
Rikku: Wuteva! Wuteva! Its my body, I do wut I want!
Tidus: *runs to Lulu* I want you! not Yuna, leave Vidina to Wakka and you and I can run away together, how 'bout it Lulu?:eyebrow:
Rikku: What you thinking pain?
Pain: Grrrr.
Rikku: Youre just mad cus goth music sucks.
Yuna: Oh woe is me Tidus is gone.
Pain: Screw Tidus why dont you get with a real man like me.
*Paine
Yuna-....
Tidus- "its me"
Yuna-....
Tidus- "don't you remember me?"
Rikku to paine behind a rock-"When do you think he'll notice that its a dummy"
Yuna walks into the sean-"Tidus!!!"
Tidus-?????...........!!!!!...WHO CLONED MY YUNA?!?!?!
Kimahri: now that i think about it....i think i could cover up myself a tab bit more.....
(note: not in Kimahri's "caveman" talk, hehehe)
Brother- Go away Yuna, i'm watching TV.
Yuna- But don't you want to see me dance and sing?
Brother- What don't you understand about NO????????????
Khimari- oohhh Khimari sing and dance for you!Quote:
Originally Posted by lulusgirl
Brother: now were talking! *turns of TV* stay if you want yuna! this is gonna be SOME show!! :D
Buddy-I'll get the music, sorry yuna, you can't watch, your too un-experianced.Quote:
Originally Posted by final-andy
yuna- FINE !!!!!!!!!!!!
*leaves*
Yuna-"So...what do we got?"
Brother-"Homicide. Victom was a moogle."
Rikku-"It seems the murderer didn't like little stuffed animals"
Yuna-"were there any witnises?"
Lulu-"(sniff) yes...It....it was horrible"
Rikku-"now now...just take it easy and tell us everything"
LMFAO Yu-Yevon! Those poor, poor stuff animals. So anyway here's mine:
Yuna: "Rikku! Where the hell were you?! I've been looking for you all day!"
Rikku: "Busy getting my hair bleached and new color contacts. Check them out."
Yuna: "While you were doing that Paine and I were trying to save Spira."
Rikku: "...Okay...and?"
Yuna: "You do realize I hate you, right?"
*YuRiPa walking the tower from last mission*
Yuna"Ahhhh I'm sick of this!"
Rikku"Calm down Yuna were all most there"
Paine"I bet i can run faster than you two up there?"
Rikku"O.k ready set... Go!"
*Paine runs*
Yuna"Why did you do that for?"
Rikku"I dunno i don't want to hear Paine talking so much."
Yuna: GALE FORCE WIND!
*singing*
Paine- "Five hundred twenty-five thousand
Six hundred minutes,
Five hundred twenty-five thousand
Moments so dear.
Five hundred twenty-five thousand
Six hundred minutes
How do you measure, measure a year?
In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights
In cups of coffee
In inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife.
In five hundred twenty-five thousand
Six hundred minutes
How do you measure
A year in the life?
How about love?"
Yuna- Paine, what are you doing?
Paine- What? So i like the musical RENT...what of it?
a lung disease from inhaling volcanic particles.Quote:
Originally Posted by Acid Raine
I like RENT too. Heh heh...:choc2:Quote:
Originally Posted by lulusgirl
Here's some:
Nooj: "Does this jumpsuit make me look fat?":whimper:
Yuna: "You're not fat!":redface:
Nooj: "No, I mean my butt.":freak:
Yuna: "Uhh...":sweatdrop
Rin- I hearby sentince Rikku...
Rikku-(Not another trash duty!)
Rin-Five years in the Bevele prison.
YRP-huh!?!
i don't get it.........Quote:
Originally Posted by Yu-Yevon
Shinra-I'm not a kid.
if you play the game and help rin investigate the machina problem you can make rikku the gilty one...her punishment was to clean up chocabo feathers:choc2: ...and lots of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by lulusgirl
Brother: I think that having Cid as leader would be wicked
Paine: Man, this sucks I'm going to the FFIX thread.
yuna: im not wearing that its tacky
paine: life is so cool
rikku: have you got a top i could borrow?
Shinra plays the drums and wins an award
Buddy- Man! you gata teach me to do that!
Shinra-Im just a kid.
Well I was going to post this in the FFX thread...but that one died after my last post...must've been really lame or something.
Yuna: I'm so bummed.
Auron: What's wrong Yuna?
Yuna: It's Tidus, I don't think he's ever coming back!
Auron: Aww, you can't talk like that! You gotta be optimistic!
Yuna: Opti-whatee?
Auron: Optimistic! Here, let me sing it for you!
Oooooptimistic....that is what you have to beeeee!
ooooptimistic...really helps you to succeeeeeed.
You need a little bit of "O!"
a little bit of "P!"
a "T-I-M-I-S-T-I-C" you gotta be real optimistic...
that is what you have to be!
really helps you to succeed!
would have been a BIT better if Paine was singing it...but it's still funny !!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesse1
*Paine comes out with a pom-pon outfit*
Paine- HIYA GUYS !!!!!!!
*silence*
Paine-What's wrong???? Your not saying anything !!!!!
Yuna-Sorry, i'm trying to get over the fact that you came running out here wearing a pom-pon outfit and acted really perky.
Paine-Well, what's wrong with me joining pom?
Rikku-*nervous laugh* Uh, NOTHING.....nothing at all.
*Buddy comes out*
Buddy-DANG IT PAINE !!!!!!!!!!! I WANTED TO JOIN POM-PON BEFORE YOU DID !!!!!!!!
*Buddy leaves*
Rikku: This game sucks, Square should stop endorsing us.
Yuna: So what are we doing next?
Rikku: Were going to make are story!, Paine what you think it should be about?
Paine: All three of us going in the soilder!
*yuna and rikku anime fall*
Rikku-"...And i would like to thank the academy..."
Yuna-uh, rikku, what are you doing?
Rikku-*hair flip*What do you THINK i'm doing? I'm practicing my speech when we win the Emmy Awards.
Yuna-Ok, one-I will be giving the speech when we win the Emmy and if i wasn't there, i wouldn't let some prissy bikini/thong wearing girl give some stupid speech.
Rikku-OK, THAT'S IT !!!!!!!!!
*girl fight*
Yuna throws down the controler- "How the HELL an I gana do this"
Rikku- "She's grate in real life threatning stunts but she cant beat her own game?"
:exdee:
those are good!
thats tru..rikku is brothers sister and cid is yuna uncle and rikkus dad..Quote:
Originally Posted by syun_ukiya
ne waiiz...
Yuna: VIVI!! wtf r u doing here??
XDQuote:
Originally Posted by obsessed_wif_yuna
Tidus: mmm...chocobos taste good!
Paine: CHOCO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hypelo1- "For years we have been looked apon as weak...For generations we have been looked apon as simple minded creaturs...We've taken orders, We stoped so low as to become sevents. But today...all that will come to an end"
Hypelo unit- "FOR WE WILL FIGHT!"
Hypelo1- "We have gatherd here to mobelize aganst all of spira, and take revenge for all those years of slavery. No force will ever mach our own....Defenders of the Hypelo dream...NOW IS OUR TIME!!!"
*chears roar from the crowd*
Barkeep (waking up)- "huh?
Yuna- "I asked for a chocolate shake!"
i LOVED that one......hehe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yu-Yevon
Brother-I like my girls with dull, dry hair and wear clothes that cover everything on her body.
ye it has volcano in it but y duz it have microscopic in it 2?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesse1
yuna-P**s off rikku u [leeza]*snip*[/leeza] y dnt yo0h put some clothes on for gods sake?
[leeza]Do not go around the filters. They are here for a reason. ~ Leeza[/leeza]
(at the den of woe)
Rikku-"I still kinda wana know what happend..."
Paine-"DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 20!"
Rikku: Let's all just sit down and have a serious discussion about our next move.
YuRiPa about to Battle
Rikku: Hey Yuna why do you have Tidus sword?
Yuna: I want something to remeber him....
Paine: Well it's kind of creepy cause you have his sword
Rikku: And you stand like him
Yuna:Hmm.... *thinks*
*yuna comes back*
Yuna: Hey guys i found this really long sword doesn't it look cool!
Rikku: CRUD Yuna where did you find that sword?
Paine: And why is there a tall guy with long silver hair behide you?
Yuna: Oh Crud....
*YuRiPa Runs while Sephiroth chances them*
Paine: Wait why is Sephiroth here?, he doesn't live in spria!
Rikku: Why Don't you stop and ask him!!
XD thatz fuhni
Shinra reading this thread- "Geez! they really think we would say stuff like this?"
Yuna-"Oh let them have fun"
Rikku-"I think its kinda funny"
Paine-"...I think they have too much time...and from what Im reading here.......they make you and Rikku look kinda slutty"
Yuna and Rikku slap Paine...
Paine: 'Clasko, what a wonderful idea to turn this place into a Ranch!! Oh, the Chocobos attacks are just wonderful!'
Brother: 'Yuna, you're dismissed!'
Yuna: 'Leblanc, take this Garment Grid.'
Buddy: 'BR. BU. S. in position. It's showtime boys
If u're wondering: BR = brother, BU = buddy, S = shinra
Rikku wispering-Should have called it BS:pQuote:
Originally Posted by kain_ex
Brother: "Rikku, I know I don't notice you alot, but I just want you to know I love you."
Yuna: "I'm 3 weeks pregnant with Brother's baby and I love him eventhough he's my cousin. We're Hillbillies you see."
The girls, in the fiend colony, defeat King VERMIN!. Suddendly, Barret appears.
Barret: Dammit! You killed the President!
Yuna (whispering to Rikku and Paine): He shouldn't be at FFVII?
Barret: I'm gonna kill you!
*The girls fight and defeat Barret, which drops an Iron Duke*
Paine: I guess we could get back here in the new game plus, huh?
Then they try to decide who's gonna wear the Iron Duke and begin to argue and fight. Yuna casts Darkness on them and the three of them die together.
Brother: And I was thinking that girly fights were innofensive.
Buddy: Me too... what about you Shinra?
Shinra: I'm just a kid.
Barkeep: 'Darling, yoo have bad breat.'
Shinra (after losing Sphere Break): 'Congratulations, Yuna.'
Shuyin: 'Who's Lenne?'
Logos & Ormi: 'Boss, let's fight this machine 'till the end!'
Chocobo Eater thinking: 'Hmmmmm, Gysahl Greens tastes great!'
Nhadala: 'What do you want here? We don't need your help to handle Angra Mainyu!'
Volcano particles....are very tiny.
Tidus: *sigh* The glass is half empty...
Auron: I want to wear a dress.
Rikku: Shut up! Wear this suit!
Auron: Rikku, you're so fierce and I'm scared...
Rikku: Am I watching Auron?
Auron: Rikku, let's go and buy some lipstick and facial products
Rikku: You're so girly.
Auron: I'm gay!
you people have funny sayings o.k i have one
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yuna:I want to see you...
cloud:You won't get to see her, i killed her!
yuna:WHAT!!!! Tidus is not a girl!!!
rikku:What are you talking about her?
paine:*Shiff*
cloud: Wait.. are you the three that attacked me?!, and looking for
mother?!
rikku: Hey Cloud your at the wrong world, if you want to go back you can go thought that door where you came from *makes a mad face*
yuna: Go Bro... I mean go Cloud! *points*
cloud:No *turns around and makes it looks like he is living*
*yrp turn around in the three some talk like in kh2*
yuna: He he loser
rikku: Hmm yeah
paine: Clue less
Cloud: What!, I knew it was you three! *go after yrp while they run laughing*
tifa: cloud thats not.... kadaj, yazoo and loz....
*sweet drops* but that does look like them *thinks*
Shinra-"What we gana do today brotha?"
Brother- "Same thing we do every day Shinra...Try to take over the world!!!!"
Yuna: Hi, my name is Yuna and I have a problem.
Group: How can we help you?
Yuna:...I'm obsessed with a dead guy.
Rikku: But Yunie! He's not dead, he's just a dream!
Yuna: *yells angrily* Quiet Rikku, otherwise I won't get his money, house, car, and girlfriend!..I mean....oh dear...I've said too much *glances around nervously before running away*
Hahahahahaah....Cool:D
i still laugh about thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Yu-Yevon
Buddy: What color looks good on me sweety, yellow or pink?
Brother: Pink it goes with your skin
Rikku: Holy crap!
Paine: *walks in* what, what?
Rikku: Oh, I just took a pregnancy test 'cause I'm late and it says it's posi...PAINE?! WTF?!
Paine: *is dressed like LeBlanc* What, dont' you just, totally, like my new look? Like, oh my gawwwwd!!!!!!! *squeals and dances*
Rikku: @_@ The world is ending...
Oh the hilarity! My turn...
Yuna: *something clever*
Paine: Sing camp fire songs?
Brother: Nah, I don't like going camping
Yuna: Mother!
Yuna:Cho!
Rikku:Cho!
Paine: Do you guys need something to drink?
Rikku: "This thong is killing me."
Yuna: "I hate you dad!"
Yuna: (singing) I moment like this; some people wait a lifetime. For that one special kiss. Oooh, I can't believe it's happening to me. Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this. "What did you guys think?"
Rikku: "Horrible, absolutey horrible! Dogs could sing better than that."
Paine: "I give it a 5 out of 5, dog."
Paine: So...*sits on Shinra's lap, whispers in his ear*...come here often?
Shinra: .....*thinking "God I hope the toilet inside my suit is working 'cause I totally just crapped my pants..."*
Brother-"has President, I will see that all crime and poverty is cured in this world"
YRP whatching him on TV- we'll vote for you !!
At Bevelle...
Yuna:I'm bored collecting spheres.
Why don't we do something different.
Rikku:Such as what Yunie?
Paine:Masturbating sausages.
Yuna:Cool.
Baralai:Praise be to Yevon.
'k.....
We've all said this at least once, but whatever.
Rikku: H-Hey!!! it's that guy!!!
Yuna: Is it really him?
Paine: Jecht's son?
Yuna: Star player of the Zanarkand Abes!!!
Tidus: HEY!!! Why can't you say my name??? *starts singing like Destiny's Child* Say my name, say my name...
I love it, sounds so funny ^x^Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesse1
YuRiPa playing Smash Brothers MEL
Rikku:AHH!!, Yuna quick blocking thats not how you fight!
Yuna: I'm mostly blocking from Paine cause she keeps attack me from behide!
Paine:Well Yuna you keep runing and attacking me!
Yuna: Why does everyone pick on me?
Tidus- Astalavista bebe
Wakka- hay Lu...vidinas made a mess again.
AHHQuote:
Originally Posted by Jesse1
I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nooj- Hey, do you think my gun is too big?
*Buddy skiping*
Buddy: Weeee! La La La!
Shrina: I want to paint my toe nails pink
Brother: You like my hair down?
*YuRiPa Come in*
Yuna: What the heck are you doing?
*Rikku and Paine laughing*
Shrina: Um..... Surprise?!
Buddy: La La La! :D
Any of the girls: "Oh my god! I'm almost naked!"
hmmm something they wouldnt say oh i know
any char:tidus
Well done Eiko guy! lol...
Seymour: ...OKAY FINE YOU WIN!!
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Yuna: *dancing*
Rikku: Why are you dancing?
Yuna: I can't help it!
Paine: You're in your Gunner dressphere Yuna.
Yuna: LOLWTF *explodes, spira implodes and then the farplane liquidises*
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Shinra: Maybe I should take this suit off.
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Brother: Before you go girls... I want ALL of you using the White Mage Dressphere!
YRP: Why?
Brother: Because you're not almost naked with it! I don't want the Gullwings to have a bad reputation!
Rikku: What about you?? You don't wear a shirt.
-Brother looks at his body-
Brother: AHHHHH!! I need to cover my body!
-He begin to run like a girl and go to the cabin, then come back with a male Songstress Dressphere-
Brother: 'Ok now?
Buddy: 'Woah, you're sexy!
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In the Good Ending (spoiler??)
-Tidus go to the beach and the Celsius come-
-Tidus smile and Yuna jumps ship-
-Tidus begin to laugh-
-Yuna die falling at the beach and Tidus keep laughing-
Tidus (still laughing): I can't believe she was idiot like that! Haha!
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Isaaru: If you want the treasure, you must speak the password!
Paine: Password?
Yuna: The clues?
Rikku: Oh, I know! The password is Keymon!
Isaaru: Oh, gimme a break! This work sucks! I'm leaving!
Rikku: I said the wrong password??
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Yuna: Brother, higher!
Brother: Roger!
Yuna: Brother, faster!
Brother: Rogerrrr!
Yuna: I can't hear you!
Brother: SO CLEAN YOUR EARS!!
-Yuna takes out a cotton of her pocket and clean her ears with it-
Yuna: Ahhhh!! I'm having an earache now!!
Paine runing up to Yuna and Rikku
Paine: Big hug everyone!
( yuna on stage )
* thinking * I wonder if they know that Im lip sinking ... hmm ... naa I have boobs.
faith :- do you want to see him?
yuna :- him!?
* faith nods *
yuna:- hmph ... yes * nods *
faith :- tough [leeza]*snip*
Do not go around the filters. ~ Leeza[/leeza]
wow............hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa.........god, that was great !!Quote:
Originally Posted by No.78
ok-
Yuna-"I never knew
I never knew that everything was falling through
That everyone I knew was waiting on a cue
To turn and run when all I needed was the truth
But that's how it's got to be
It's coming down to nothing more than apathy
I'd rather run the other way than stay and see
The smoke and who's still standing when it clears
Everyone knows I'm in
Over my head
Over my head
With eight seconds left in overtime
She's on your mind
She's on your mind"
*everyone walks in and jumps around*
Cid-MOSH PIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sings along to "Over My Head (Cable Car)" by The Fray*
Rikku: I'm gonna kick you in the stomach!
Yuna: ...?
Paine: WHAT!?
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New yevon/youth league guy: Don't worry, we won't hate you... After all we'd all be dead if it wasn't for you!
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Fayth: Do you want to meet him again!?
Yuna: Sure!
Fayth: *some random male npc pops up*
Yuna: wtf!?
Fayth: I never specified which "him". So I assumed this "him" who you conversed with earlier.
Yuna: "Conversed" does not mean approaching, pressing X and having them tell me something totally irrelevant and random!
Fayth: Don't cry *vanishes*
Yuna: COME BACK YOU LITTLE... um... BAHAMUT... THING!!!
why are so many of these not funny cmon ppl before you post see if you even laugh at it
Paine looking at this thread- "At least there not posting porn."
Buddy-Awwww!
Yuna: What's this hole?
Rikku: I don't know... where it leads?
Paine (pushes Rikku): Go find by yourself.
Yuna: Why you did this?
Paine: Her respect points was -7.
*Leblanc appears with Rikku on her arms*
Leblanc: Hey, don't pollute the "heel"!
Yuna (Songstress): Hajime! HADUKEN!
Paine: I think this Lenne was constantly under effect of a certain substance.
Paine:"Hay is for Horses!"
Yuna and Rikku: "Whats a Horse?"
Paine: *singing* Numa numa e-e numa numa numa ee
Tidus-"ya for sure [leeza] *snip*
Do NOT go around the filters. ~ Leeza[/leeza]
I see we're back to using bad language again so I think I'll close this now as it seems you all have run out of proper things to say.