353. When you bleach your hair and a monkey tail blond then you attach the monkey tail to your ass in a attempt to look like Zidane.:D
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353. When you bleach your hair and a monkey tail blond then you attach the monkey tail to your ass in a attempt to look like Zidane.:D
354. when you crossdress and call yourself Kuja...:mad:
355. When you wear Knight armor plates and you call yourself Stiener.:choc2:
356. When you make a tape recording of Voiceovers with your friends and play it as you play FFIX
357. When you go to a bar & grill and say..."Yo Pops! I'll have the stupid special!"LOL:D
I reckon that would work in some places.
358. When you start a form like this.
359. When you start dressing like Vivi.:D
360. when you see all of the ff9 players on your shoulders telling you to go burn down your next doors house :D
361. When you try to draw a non-chibi version of Princess Garnet.
362.When you sucessfully drew a non-chibi version of Princess Garnet.
363. When you take a shovel and begin digging in your backyard because you assume that there's buried treasure it in.
Zidane: For the record, I've seen chibi verisons of FFIX characters, and the game does not portray chibis, that's how they ARE suppoed to look, real life non-chibi verison, if you want I can post the chibi verisons.
What I meant to say is more realistic you see a lot of people think the character design in IX was unrealistic. I've read a post on a message board that said..."Garnet looks like a 12-year-old with a water melon head."Quote:
Originally Posted by ZidaneAndGarnet
Zidane: The look of youth is the look of innocence, my friend, and that's what they were trying to capture.
364. When you play a flute outside and expect a moogle to come and ask if you want to save your game.
365. When you try to draw a Final Fantasy IX comic strip.:choc:
366. When you think the post above is just plain wrong.
Zidane: No offense, FFIX doujs never work out good.
367.When you're totally guilty of 365.
368. When you agree the person who posted with 367, but still thinks it's wrong. (no offense)
None taken. But how is drawing a comic strip wrong?:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by ZidaneAndGarnet
Zidane: FFIX fan comics just never work out good IMHO.
Sez who?
Zidane: Notice I said, IMHO, IHMO = In My Humble Opinion
369. When you make a FFIX character out of clay during art class.
370. When you wish that there was a Final Fantasy IX coloring book.
371.When you try to find the meaning for your exsistance
372.When you search the world for a man called garland
373.when you hate all your friends start walking away from them (limping)wilst listning to Your not alone on your mp3 player
374.when you know all the track number of by haert e.g.e you are not alone no 91
375. When you wish that Lego would license Final Fantasy IX.:(
376. When you listen to Final Fantasy IX music on your CD player while you're playing another video game.
377.When you listen to You're Not Alone whenever you're lonely(guilty).
378. When you buy a Final Fantasy IX t-shirt.
379. When you try to play the FFIX battle theme song on an electric guitar.
380. When you try to play "Melodies of Life" on an acoustic guitar.
381.When you defeat Maksim's piano-playing speed by playing Eternal Darkness.
382.When you try to kill a pepper.
383.When you sucessfully killed a pepper.
384.When you go out to sea with the dead pepper.
385.You name the dead pepper---dead pepper.
386.You try to find shimmering island.
387.When you realised you need a chocobo to go there you went back to land.
388.When you start to breed a yellow ostrich.
389.When you suceessfully breed a yellow ostrich.
390.When you teach the ostrich to play chocobo hot & cold.
391.When you teach the ostrich to find chocographs.
392.When you actually found chocographs.
393.When you go back out to sea riding the ostrich.
394.When you call the ostrich a chocobo.
395.when you found Shimmering Island.
396.When you throw the dead pepper into the island.
397.When you actually got Ultima Weapon.
398.You're waiting for 400.
399.When you anticipate for 400.
400.WHEN YOU FINALLY BEAT PURE QUIN14 TO 400!YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Soimeone post 401 before he quotes me!
401. When you wish that you had a girlfriend named Garnet.LOL!!!:D
402.When you wished you had a sister named Eiko.
402. When you have agirlfriendwife named Garnet. *Zidane assumes RKO pose*
403. When you have a husband named Zidane. *Garnet bows*
404. When you write a Final Fantasy IX fanfiction story where the genders of the male and female leads are reversed.(Zidane is a girl Thief and her name is Zelda-And Garnet is a Prince named Garfield-Their roles are reversed too Garnet*Garfield* flirts with Zidane*Zelda*-And Zidane*Zelda* pushes Garnet*Garfield* away-Note : There Z&G I've made the characters act their gender!-)LOL!!!:D
405. When you look up FFIX hentai.
I don't think that most of them are acceptable ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Omnislasher Draco
For example, 398 and 399. They don't count as "You know you've played too much FF9 when...".
In fact, most of them count as the same number, you just made every little bit into a different number just to beat me. And once again, finding something to correct or moan about has given me 400. Don't you just love it? :D:D:D
406. when you get married to the cd's and hope to make little babie cd's :p
Now that would be creepy...
407. when you worked up and make complaints like thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Pure Quin14
Zidane: That's wrong...why would you want to do that?Quote:
Originally Posted by John_912
408.When you forgot to tell Pure Quin14 that he does not technically reached 400 because there's already others after it.
Why not?LOL!!!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by ZidaneAndGarnet
Zidane: It just is, even I can't come up with a good reason why. And I finally decided to say this...
Zidane: No offense, but anyone who looks up Hentai for any game has NO right to call themselves fans of that game.Quote:
405. When you look up FFIX hentai.
TOTALLY AGREED.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZidaneAndGarnet
409. When you re-name your self Zidane/Garnet and force your wife/husband Zidane/Garnet and have 6 kids and name them all the charcters.
410. when you know what monster you are about to fight before the screen even changes
411. when you know all monsters stats and right when they die
412. when you know if you are about to steal the rare item or the common one
413. when you know all monsters stats by heart
414. when you dont 4 yrs of your life but know you wasted a lot of visine
I'm too lazy to quote so mobiletype and OD, I'm happy just having all the hundreds under my name. But I guess that is cruel to OD who wants them too. Ah well, I got 100 and 200, you can have 3 and 4 :D
Race you to 5 ;)
YOU'RE ON.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pure Quin14
415. When you're racing someone to 500.
416. When you go and play FF9 again just to get loads of ideas to get you to 500 (hmm...not a bad idea...)
417. When you travel the world in search of a rat.
418. When you manage to find 19 things to put, just to get you to 400.
419. When you quote that persons 19 things, just so you can have 400 too.
420. When you prepare to get every number from 450 to 500, just to beat someone to it.
80 left.
421. When You get excited over any number you post on.
422. When dream of stopping an insane guy in a thong from destroying the world and you're traveling with all the characters and you have a tail.
I'd say number 422 would be pretty fun myself. Exciting too. :D
423.When you do a 416 to race someone else to 500.
424. When you stick a tail on to you and start stealing peoples items. (boy)
425. When you run away from home and cut your own hair. (girl)
426. When you put on a pointy hat and question your existance. (9 yr old)
427. When you start watching Dragon Ball GT because the characters resemble Zidane and Kuja. (Anyone who too obsessed)
427. When you catch a frog and you eat it.LOL!!!:D
*french accent* Eat frugs? Why I do zat! But, I do what I wont, you 'ave problemme?
No offence meant if anyone takes any :D
428. When, on your wedding cake, the place of "Little Bride and Groom" is taken by Zidane and Garnet figurettes :D awww
Zidane: Guilty...no, really, guilty, everyone thought we were crazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pure Quin14
Resembles who?I can think of Trunks as Kuja but who looks like Zidane in GT?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fantasy Fan
429. When you buy a dagger and you hang it up on your wall.:tonberry:
430. When you buy a bunch of Legos and you use those Legos to make the Prima Vesta.:choc2:
431. When you plan a fan fiction starring Zidane on a stage telling stand-up comedy.
432. when you get legos and build a life size alexandra in russia
433. When you get Legos and build a life size Zidane and a life size Garnet.
434.When you get legos and build a planet size Gaia and Terra globe.
Ooooh....that'd kick some serious ass. We don't actually know what size planet Gaia is though ;)
Problbly the same as planet earth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pure Quin14
435.when u reach level 100 with quistis after the ball scene ( when u go to the secret area in the training area after curfew)hey are we talking about 8
It's 9 here.Post yours in the one in 8.
Yeah, that's what I always assume. You never know...Quote:
Originally Posted by Omnislasher Draco
I guess 435 doesn't count then?
435. When you buy programs so you can remake FF9 for PS2, with the better in-game graphics.
435. When you start playing FFIX tunes on piano.
Sue me if its been done.
Nothing, it's the tail people comment on, and Kuja's trance state is like their super saiyan 4 thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Omnislasher Draco
437. When you can't count on EoFF
438. When you're fighting your girlfriend's mother and eventually your brother.
Skyie put 435 because she posted seconds after me. No need to get bitchy.
To number 438: They really did have family problems in FF9 didn't they? :D
439. When you touch a girl's ass and say..."Ooo, soft..." LOL!!!:D
440. When you say the words..."Tis foolishness if all were so easy none would suffer in this world!"
441. When youre afraid to cross your wife in fear she will make you the size of an insect.
I do that :D:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by John_912
I always found that quote uber cool too hehe...Quote:
Originally Posted by John_912
442.When you play Eternal Drakness for you piano exam.
443.When the teacher rejects it and say no FF music,you play Melodies of Life.
444(Chinese:diediedie):When the teahcer flexs his/her fists,you play Loss of Me.
445.When you don't blame FFIX for getting your ass kicked out of piano class.
I wonder if you got that from experience....;)
I don't play a piano.
Play xylophone?
446. When you start to fight with you family or bullys you stand in battle position....lol:D
I hum and whistle.
I have a fight position. :D
447. When you buy all of the Final Fantasy IX action figures.
448. When you film the ending of Final Fantasy IX with a camcorder so you can watch it whenever you want because you're too lazy to fight through two boss battles again.
449. When you make FF9 cakes. Each with a large characters head on it.
450. When you buy a pet from the pet store and you name it after one of the Final Fantasy IX characters.
451.When you dress a monkey in blue and name it Zidane.
452.when you try to make a Garnet sculpture out of garnet ore.
453.When "Dammit!" is your fave quote in FFIX.
454.When you start living on imaginery food.
455.When you trap yourself under a bell and expect someone to give you a nut.
452. When you send an angry leter to square demanding that they maek FF9 into a CGI movie otherwise you will set bahamut on them.
You're on 456,Yuffie.
457. When you wish that Square Enix would remake Final Fantasy IX on the Playstation 3 complete with a revamped story, a revamped battle system, and voice overs.
458. When you read and write Final Fantasy IX fanfiction.
459. When you almost get to 500.
500.When there are truly 500.
501.When you must try to sleep but refuse to turn off the computer because of certain forums.
461.When you think that 500 is after 459.
Sorry I just can't get any sleep nomatter how tired I am(which is very)(and again sorry)
Hm. I'm seeing alot of repeats. We must be running out of ideas...we may never get to 500 properly...
Garnet: To Dagger666...nice name! :D
462: When you get Excaliber II
463: When you try to slide down a branch (and fail)
464: When you try to summon Ifrit with a Topaz
Quote:
Originally Posted by ZidaneAndGarnet
Thanks.
465. When you acually write for this forum.
466. When you fantasize about getting sucked into Final Fantasy IX while playing it.:tonberry:
*screams* I've seen all these befoooooore! *cries in a corner*
467. When you make your mom a birthday card and you draw Final Fantasy IX characters on it.
468. When you make Christmas cookies that resemble Final Fantasy IX characters.
Now that's origional!
469.When you ask Maksim to play Eternal darkness-speedy mode.
470.When you want to be a pervert.
What's perverted-ness got to do with FF9???
remeber the words.............."Oooo...soft..."
That's real picky :D
471. When you write a rap song about Final Fantasy IX.
472. When you fantasize about french kissing Princess Garnet.
When you blink or close your eyes you see Vivi because you've watched him cast so many spells in one day.
474. When you see young girls jumping rope and barge in to jump yourself, then you demand whatever prize you may have earned.
475.When you wear thongs everyday.
You forgot to number your post Lunar.Quote:
Originally Posted by LunarWeaver
I'm resigning from the race.
When every song you listen to you fantasize that one of the characters are singing it or are in its music video. lol sad.
When you actually start getting drawn into random encounters IRL, ftw! :D
You forgot to number your posts.You may not know, but earlier in this thread it's mentioned that "If you don't number your posts,then NOBODY CARES".
I won one today though I dont understand how that dog got $300 in its stomach.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter_20
478. When you try to make a ship called the "Invincible" and travel between Terra and Gaia:tongue:
It may have been posted here, but I am putting this down because it actually happened to me when I was playing the game non stop 10 hours a day.
479: When you instinctively look under/behind a trash can thinking there might be a potion or something better to pick up.
480. When you call up scientists to ask them how you would best go about to build an airship that flies without mist.
When you are Quin.
When you start trying to make detailed tree diagrams of the Synth combinations, so that you can plan ahead and make damn sure that you buy the very first starting materials in enough quantities.
Hey are you the dude on gamefaqs that tried to submit a synth diagram faq and it was rejected that one time by the dumb mod Sailor?Quote:
Originally Posted by *Peter*