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We got more teritory than you sucker!
We do not wish your kind here, Corneo.
*brings up shotgun* Have a nice day, however short it may be.
Hello Dr. Casey. :) (DIPLOMACY, people! We may have a prospective Judge here, if he wishes to reform! :))
Hello...
Let me leave, I have a wife and kids, and my group is in a land to the far east. We can't hurt you over there.
Sorry Resha, but unless you have tea parties every day like we do (Tea parties with a special meaning behind them), I'm afraid I must decline.
Well, I got Kingdom Hearts..
No, the Corneo and the Turks are beyond help.
Hurry to the FFI-IV forum I need help claiming it!
There is no redemption for their mottled souls? :whimper: Alas.
There's war in the FFVIII forum we must win it over!!!!
The Judges
The Judges are based in the South West of EoFF City, a heavily populated residential area with a bustling commercial zone. Covering a vast amount of suburbs, the Judges are considered popular with the people of the city. They also control the 'rich and famous' people's suburb within EoFF, allowing for the odd large party in what is widely considered to be the safest area of town.
However, those on the edges of the territories tend to be less safe, especially in the North, where the border lines up against The Turks at one point, along with the Shumi Tribe. To the east, most of the borders line up with Corneo's gang in the central city as well as Fat Chocobo's in a small area to the South. Having a large area of the city borders, the Judges gain their supply of most things from the Western and Southern trade routes. Notably, they also control the domestic airport - although this leads to very few cities, it has low security and the Judges take full advantage of this.
Or you could just, like, give it up to the bards~Quote:
Originally Posted by Bladen
'Cause we both know fighting is way too much trouble.
I'll play you at MSN tic tac toe for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
You are a bard, so I will not shoot you. =)Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
I'm pwning some serious arse here!
So.. what have we won so far??
Taken from #judges (and heavily edited to hide bashing of other gangs):
< Lynxoma > I'm still all for figuring out rank-titles before we turn into a mock-Mafia.
< Lynxoma > I figure that most of our members can be Lawyers. :|
< Lynxoma > They can specialize in Prosecution or Defense.
< Lynxoma > Ranked similarly, or somewhat above/below them, can be a group of twelve known as the Jury.
< Lynxoma > There's nothing special about them except that they're part of a group of twleve. And they voice their opinions a lot.
< Lynxoma > "I think that's bad." "I think that was quite good." "GUILITY!"
< Lynxoma > And so on.
< Lynxoma > Bailiffs are above the Jury and Lawyers.
< Lynxoma > They're kind of the military elite of the Judges. Behold the Void will probably be a Bailiff if this system passes. <3
< Judgey_Mo_Man > Notice how we're using everything in the court room except the judge...
< Lynxoma > We're getting there.
< Judger > I say we don't have one
< Judger > leave it to a leading counsel of Judges
< Judger > 5 top members
< Lynxoma > That is fine with me. But there can either be one Supreme Judge or a Bench of Judges; it's up to the gang.
< Lynxoma > So are we cool with everything up to the rank of Judge? I mean, we can all be called Judge So-and-so, but within the gang, there's either The Judge or The Bench of Judges.
< Lynxoma > Mmhmm, and this is probably a good time to say that any member may have other duties beyond their rank-title; as far as ranks goes for now, it's just a symbol of who's higher up on the pecking order.
< Lynxoma > As Rye is also in charge of propaganda yet who knows what we could call that in a court-related world. :P
< Lynxoma > Kind of like PiP and his ambassatorial duties.
There was also some talk about a speaker/deliberator, but I don't know what it was about. :|
Sound good, gang?
PiP won FFVIII hands down. :)
Oh... I was wondering why the people in the far-off eastern land didn't know what I was talking about when I said I was there for the Corneo meetings. Or why they didn't speak English. I guess I didn't really care because the tea parties were badass. Funny how that works, isn't it? In the blink of an eye, the things you value most can be gone. A family member, the computer, your membership status in the Judges... one can never be too sure that the singular pursuit of knowledge won't dislodge one's own values and conceptions when they matter the most.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
The Judges are a bunch of commies who backdown from any challenge issued. France could beat them.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...turkthreat.jpg
don't make me use the bag.
Woo Judges!
wtf's going on ;_;
Good to know,DJ.. Now off with you....
Good evening Chocolate Theif Locke. We are establish committee like teams, to specialize in different areas. Please read previous posts to decide your area of interest, or please offer any suggestions. :D
:twak: The French would fry the Fat Chocobos and use you to garnish their escargot, is what. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by DJZen
Edit: Bag, Shodey? ;___; Comb and bag, what next? I think I could use my foot.
You don't want to know what's in the bag, horrible stuff, horrible stuff, stuff I was 'Given' to use to defend Judge turf!
SO, what in the bag?? lol!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bladen
Let me guess...a bunch of mashed up paper.
Boy, I would have never guessed the only thread with more than 4 pages was for Pshyco's party.
He doesn't even know what's in the bag! Isn't it obvious? It's probably just his sock laundry or Yuna cosplay outfit.
the Bag has several deadly things in it, the bag just hides the horrible-ness!
That's exactly what I was thinking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
lol!!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by DJZen
Seriously, the bag has some real nasty stuff, Judges are immune to it!
Shush now, Escargot-boy.
What, you wrote the f word on some of those papers? Or are those socks smelly? :lol:
If the Judges are immune to dirty socks I don't think that's going to speak well of them...
they have blackmail of what you did to PiP's horse! tthe bag has blackmail for every non judge and several other bad stuff!
And also the most organised one because of said pages, dear.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
PS: SammieBabe 33
SummonerYuna 30
Bladen 27
Primus Inter Pares 25
Tasura 24
Psychotic 21
(Amount of posts in the thread)
Merry Christmas! :kiss:
You haven't seen Psy's secret weapon yet
Exactly... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
You're welcome...
Hey hey hey, lynxie babe wanted me to tell you fellows that any harassin' of a Judge in here will be dealt with by Midvalley the Horn Freak.
http://www.absoluteanime.com/trigun/midvalley.jpg
(he's purple)
Dont make me bring Sly back.
I wasnt here who is leader and it better not be Psychotic
There is a ruling counsel of five.
Glad to see things runned democratically
And as of yet the counsel hasnt been decided upon, as far as i know.
You made no attempt to make any suggestions, and majority rules...
Also, the Strike Team and Correspondence/Scribe Team need members! Does anyone volunteer?!
PiP! Do you require any further assistance with the Ambassdors?!
I was gone for like a long time
I bear thee a great love, Knight of Cid.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
Well, there is a ruling counsel, a jury and other organisations to control the clan.
We have our Don, Psychotic as well as myself, Bowser, and Tasura as Caporegimes (Vice-leaders). I am in charge of general things, Tasura heads our Strike Team, and Bowser is Head of Correspondence. Primus Inter Pares is our Consigliere (Ambassador) He has Hsu, and Lynxie backing him up. Resha is his Senator.
Tasura has, Void, Bladen, and Mo-Nercy, as the current Strike Team. However more members are needed. SY is the Senate representative from the Strike Team.
Rye is out Public Relations (propaganda) Director. She has Mitch under her. (literally). She might need further assistance with this team. Also they will need a Senate rep.
Bowser is in charge of correspondence and scribe duties. He most definitely needs assistance with this group
If I have missed anyone or you would like to volunteer your services, please let us know!
:D
Bowser...
How did you survive falling into the lava eight times in the original Super Mario Bros?
In case the message hasn't been passed on to you, Fat Chocobo's is open to all Judges. We welcome your business and your "business".
This organisation method has been changed.Quote:
Originally Posted by SammieBabe
We appreciate the offer and the gesture.
<.< damn, whend it get to be after midnight. Id love to stay and slay, but I might have to depart.
we should have a theme song
The themse song form Judge Dredd? :D?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mitch
the theme song from power rangers
Go go power Judges?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mitch
'Howdy neighbors.
Okay, I'm FAR to lazy and tired at the moment to read 260+ posts, so if someone could just fill me in on the important bits of info, I'll PM them a picture of Batman.
Thanks. :)
Yeah me too.:)
rawr. who wants to taste my piano wire?
To be honest i'm not fussed about this gang thing i'm gonna continue as normal.
I missed a lot. :(
Indeed you did.
Anyone wanna summerize what I missed? Unless it isn't too big. xD
EDIT: A new blinkie for you all.
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d8...nkiesmiley.gif
[*IMG]http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ryessica/judgeblinkiesmiley.gif[*/IMG]
Just take away the stars and put that in your sig. :)
That blinkie rocks xD
Thanks! I'll make banners and propaganda for people in this thread if any of you want it. Just provide a picture and info. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Resha
I'm glad to see you have internalized the wisdom of Himmler and myself so well. Go forth, little propogandist, and brainwash ^_^;Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Hey Judges. I think I need to get some organization in the Tribe, because what I'd like to say doing business with you is a pleasure, but nobody seems to have the authority to permit this.
As ambassador to the tribes, I have the authority, and welcome the Shumi with open arms.
I'm awake now, did I miss anything good?
Hey. I'm a judge... aparentely. I refuse to read this topic, so could somebody just sum it up?
Are we going to have positions (at least a few of us)? Says so in BoB's original topic. If we are, can I be Team Shaman? Please? I know loads of Shaman tricks, I watched Shaman King at least twice over!
*throws rock through window*
You cannot choose, you want me to use the bag??
:cry:
Eew....
Lord PiP shall not be too pleased by this, Psy won't know what to do so I won't tell him.
The Bag has explosives and blackmail and propaganda and.
I am not too pleased indeed.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...lf/redcard.jpg
Those skulls better be hiding the word Aids, or I'm never going to open that bag. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by BladenLord PiP shall not be too pleased by this, Psy won't know what to do so I won't tell him.
The Bag has explosives and blackmail and propaganda and
hey! im posting in the judges thread! :)
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...soutsiders.jpg
Get off our turf Turk.
Erm.... so, filling me on all of this? Maybe just a bit? ^ ~ ^ "
Oh, and er... hi turky! (That wasn't meant to be a joke, a bad one)
Hey PiP, the turks don't believe how bad the contents of "the bag" are.
Excuse me while I launch the napalm!
You mean the Turks.
No he didnt....
Eew. Turks.
I'm gonna spent days washing that off.
typo.... In did mean turks.
Anyway here'sa shot of the bag and another WOMD to own Turks!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...tehgrenade.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...0me/tehbag.jpg
Why, we are the antidote to your disease.......Quote:
Originally Posted by RPJesus
Nice bag. :cool:
PiP has a big flashy light on his head!
The light is a terrible thing to all but judges!
Hi there,can i be prosecuted:choc2:
SAY HELLO TO LITTLE FRIENDS OUTSIDERS!!
*throws the grenade thingy.*
Judges are auto immune.
Yes.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...udgemascot.jpg
someone make this guy purple and he can be a mascot!
Er, whaaaaaat? xD
oh no! they got Emma too! :(
Yep! :hyper: WE HAVE EMMA. *pokes Curty* You can always redeem yourself, Turk. :p
ok, redeem you say?
do i have to do anything in particular? :confused:
If he has at least 2 brain cells, Im pretty sure he will know to stick with the Turks......Quote:
Originally Posted by Resha
Don't hurt your clanmate, Dreddz. Curty is a noble, loyal Turk and he will stick to you like UHU glue, oooh. :love:
Let's be friends, magicroudabssks. REAL GOOD FRIENDS!
Yay?Quote:
Originally Posted by Resha
She is no friend of yours, she is plotting it all.......Quote:
Originally Posted by Resha
(im a guy) ;)
EDIT: you were talking about me, right?
No, I was addressing you, I'd never bad mouth a Turk......Quote:
Originally Posted by themagicroundabout
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d8.../thejudges.gif
Was bored, so I made a poster. :) Anyone with a better slogan than "Once you go Judge, you never go back" please say it, so I can put it on the poster instead. :)
If you go judgeQuote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Ill give you the gun....
He told you that I am no friend of yours, and that I am plotting it all. :( I would never...never do such a thing to someone who shares the same avatar as me. :mad2: I'm horrified by the very idea, Dreddz, it's as bad as cannibalism. :nonono:
Edit: Rye, that's GORGEOUS! :o <33333
then you should be very ashamed.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Resha
Are you calling me a cannibal?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dreddz
You are twisted beyond hope; now even if you came to us Judges and begged for entrance into our elite number (and believe you me, that day will slowly but surely arrive), we will shun you and spurn and fling you upon the streets where no gang will accept you. :)
The thought of that makes my stomach churn.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Resha
Take your foul digestive problems out of our clean thread ;____;
:(!
(I've never been to a subway toilet, how bad are they? xD)
It was a clean, sparkling, hygenic subway toilet if anything. We do not need your gut's rejected fibre spewn out from either end here. Nor your vile bile.
Rye wins! :D
tmr you can always switch, defect!
Thanks, guys! :D
Oh dear.
I'm thinking of a bunch of old blokes at court wearing rubbish wigs. I do not think this will strike fear into the hearts of the other gangs.
Who...who...WHO CENSORED DREDDZ' MESSAGES???
Er, no Burtsplurt. We're cool, we're hip, we're happening (and best of all, we dumped the 'wig look', way too 1600s, y'know?) :cool:
NEWSFLASH!!!
In breaking news, Primus Inter Pares has seemingly left The Judges, where he had a high ranking position as Consigliere, and joined The Turks. No news yet as to why he has done this, and no comment has yet come from either side, or PiP himself...
BoB, you're evil. :laugh:
EH? :confused:
Take that, you judges. :D
OMG, my post was Edited, Im not sure what I even said in that Message now, was it bad ?
I don't want to argue with any of you judges... I just thought that it'd be best for the Namingway's to join with the Turks! Please don't hate me! ;_;
Oh wait, now I remember, it was my Subway insult, how come Resha messages werent edited, she was talking about blooming bile in hers.....
EDIT : FAVOURITISM
Oh man, now I have to decimate PiP too!
BoB you evil, evil person!
Dude, I don't want your messages to be edited either ;___; They were funny! xD what did you say? I didn't see that last edited message of yours either! :p But I think it was a Judge-mod. Maybe Hsu or someone? Dunno.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dreddz
P.S. Not blooming bile, vile bile. :p
Also PiP may have a blue thing under his name, BUT his heart is as purple as mine.
getting protective of there Gang now, sign of weaknessQuote:
Originally Posted by Resha
Oh, and i meant Blooming Vile Bile......
I'm going to have to get higher up in the judges, all that swift turf stealing and the threats should get me somewhere!
Hardly a sign of weakness. It just shows that we not only a 'secret Santa' of sorts, but that we are truly a loyal little band of Judges who stick together through the mortal-est of peril. :)
Dream on, you have not the power to do this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bladen
Hes cursed with Judge Blood, what can you expect....:rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by Primus Inter Pares
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...thers/BAG1.jpg
I added alot more things into this "bag", sorry mate but you're going to have to be blown up into pieces!
wow, the judges funding has gone through the roof.....
What do you expect, I steal from other gangs and use that money, it's part of the deal I made to join the strike squad.
While the loss of Primus Inter Pares is in fact, a sad one, we shall not be flustered. We still have strong members and strong leadership. Our Ambassadors Hsu,Lynxie,and Resha are still working towards peaceful relations with other teams.
NEWSFLASH!!!
Judges soldier Germ Hamee was found on the side of a road outside town today after seemingly being shot in the back of the head.
Why, i saw a fat chocobo walking down that road earlier that evening.
COINCIDENCE!?
You're just covering it up you scruffy Turkey!
Why, I'd never do a horrible thing like that.
My condolences go to the ones left behind by Germ.
*walks away coughing*
*throws a rock at WarZidane*
hehehehehe
I couldn't help myself.
;____;Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
The Shumi extend their condolences. I know you'll be investigating this incident feverishly. Any help us Shumi might offer is yours.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
*hears a loud car crash and a screaming Bladen in the distance*
Oh, and i was wearing a helmet, of course. =o
and a seat belt, always remember a seat belt.....Quote:
Originally Posted by WarZidane
The car ran over one of my pet rocks!!!
Aw, your pet rock's in a better place now.
after all, anything's better than a place with judges..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ehgrenade2.jpg
AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!
Thank you, Vyk. We appreciate the sympathy and any info you acquire will be useful. Please contact me privately, when you have some.
The Judges are saddened by this loss, but we will adapt and will survive. We are conducting and investigation and the proper retribution will come to those who committed this horrible crime.
Thank you.
The Judges have lost two in one small moment of time, I don't think they can survive.
[18:14:27] [22:12] [2005] <hsu-away> I have to be honest.
[18:14:30] [22:12] [2005] <hsu-away> I'm a bit wavered.
NEWS FLASH!!!
Turks Mirage and BatChao were declared dead last night after suffering from numerous injuries caused by an explosion. There are unconfirmed reports that Judges member Bladen drove into Turks territory and, in a drive by throwing, hurled the grenade into a garage after he and BatChao drove back from a night out in the central city. Tensions and now the death toll have been rising ever since a high profile member of the Judges, Primus Inter Pares switched allegiance to the Turks.
All wavering aside, as the senior member of the Judges, I will begin to take responsibility for the group in the place of the traitor.
:hot:
Bladen shall soon feel the wrath of a certain Turk for killing Mirage
:hot:
It's just a phase, my fellow judgemental delinquents. Chin up, and we shall survive. Let the purple light of hope shine through and I am not going to write poetry now so you all have another cause to celebrate.
*funny Mafia name*-Sammie, I shall continue perseveringly with my efforts to befriend those wretched (but dearly beloved) Turks. :)
Yes, Bladen has been declared an enemy of the people.
well you killed Germ.
Bladen, we do not know that. You acted on your own in a deplorable fashion.
Thank you Resha. We need help keeping everyone calm and together.
I don't regret it so it's no big deal.
Lynx has now been appointed my second in command.
We must also stop with all of this random violence in order to plan a full-scale attack. The entire details must be planned in a private meeting.
NEWS UPDATE: Bladen confirms that he did indeed carry out the attack, and does not regret it.
I'll just go hide till I'm needed, aka I'll just go take a snooze somewhere.
Any gang with Lynx and Yamsy is a good gang. *nods*
Yes, Hsu. We need a private meeting.
I would reiterate that Bladen acted against the orders of The Judges. He was advised by me, to not do such a thing.
This is war it's either kill or be killed or get someone to kill for you while you sit back and watch TV.
Hey PiP If you thought the grenade was deadly wait till I get in into the driving seat, In my pre gangster days I killed many with the car.
Outsiders must be prosectuted.
Intruders will Be shot
Survivors will be shot again
If they survive after that well chop their balls off.
I was gone for two days and now there are gang wars? Hm....I'm a judge....okay. Now what do I do? Ha ha, I'm so cluelessssssssssss. So far....I know what we don't like the turks....
EDIT: My brother is a turk?! Does this mean that........:eek:
EDIT 2: I have read the whole thread and I still don't have a clue.
What is this slander?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bladen
the dude you guys killed!
Announcement: Hsu and I intend to take over the Judges. We plan to cement the leadership of our gang and unify its members in their actions.
It should also be noted that none of the Judges back Bladen in his actions and are willing to give him up to the Turks.
Good God, PiP, y'TURD, get thee away from this holy precious thread! :mad2: Even your comb can't save you from that picture you post here now!
Us Turks grew up in the hood, we know the street ABC of by heart.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bladen
And use phrases that werent copied off GTA games. The Judges seem to be running thin on ideas, that somehow is a sign of weakness...
tata Judges, it was fun B-), I'll do in some turks on my own if you cannot get the guts to do it yourselves.
It is my old chum Dreddz. :)
Edit: Bye Bladen. Nice knowing you. I hope you reform and chuck your evil ways someday. And remember, Arsenal still own Newcastle.
NEWSFLASH!!!
Unconfirmed reports of a new man being in charge of The Judges. It is not yet known if this is against the wishes of (possibly former) leader of the Judges, Psychotic.
As if you'd be welcome in the Turks' ranks after that stunt you pulled, Bladen. :mad2:
No way I'm going to the Turks, The Judges have gone soft and the Turks just suck.
You'll know better than to mess with us Turks when i'm done with you :mog:
NEWS UPDATE: Bladen disbanded from The Judges. Currently considered a loner with no allegiances and reportedly in hiding somewhere in EoFF City.
The judges were always soft, they just put on hard faces....
now is the chance to mug BinLaden
Newsflash: Bladen has been kicked from the Judges' ranks. He is considered an unaligned gunman and is to be offered no sanctuary within the Judges' territory.
I, CTL, state that Hsu and I have taken leadership of the Judges. More from Hsu later.
We will find Bladen, and send him as a gift to the Spoony Bards... dockside.
You two have my full support which, although currently worth little, makes me feel as though I somehow contributed to this gang, leaving me feeling happy. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocolate Thief Locke
Namingway's officially recognizes Hsu and CTL as the leaders of the Judges. Though Hsu still smells, as apparently he came up with Namingway's crappy name.
More annoucements (we have a lot of these, yes?): Blah blah blah, PiP and Turks are on our naughty list. Kill them on sight, blah blah blah.
Also, we are sending out feelers in hopes of finding out more about Germ's death. We didn't appreciate his sudden demise.
Germ deserved what came to him, although since it was done in the Northern part of the Judges territory it seems the Shumi have turned on you.
Also, I also unveil the Judges' strongest weapons: the Yellow Card and the Red Card.
http://akusui.net/_lynxius/_leech/eo...cardyellow.gif http://akusui.net/_lynxius/_leech/eo...es_cardred.gif
I authorize that all current Judges shall carry them and use them in self-defense or when ordered to do so otherwise.
For more image-whoredom:
http://akusui.net/_lynxius/_leech/eo...pin-yellow.gif http://akusui.net/_lynxius/_leech/eo...rdspin-red.gif
Also, the Judges support the Namingways' right to argue amongst themselves and that other gangs stand by our ruling.
Pfft you guys are soft and weak ever since PiP left, Violence is neccesary whenever possible in war but you don't understand it therefore the Judges fail.
I'm not in the habit of helping out other gangs, but...
Here's a little something for you.
EDIT BY RAINE: Alright, BoB. I love you too.
Hush there, Mr. Moony. We have our violence alright ;) Ohohoho. We just have style with it.
Edit: What a sweet, noble gesture, friend Rainecloud! Already we feel in our hearts budding love for the Corneos. :)
That's so brilliant. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Chocolate Thief Locke
The Judges earn Namingway's admiration for using FFTA icons. :love:
Excellent. I'm sure our secret drug/whore smuggling ring will go unnoticed by you fine people.Quote:
Originally Posted by Resha