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i gave PiP some offerings behalf of us Turks and he saw that joining us would be for the best
He made the right decision, for great justice.
Your only insulting your own intelligence now....Quote:
Originally Posted by Primus Inter Pares
EDIT : PiP is a Turk now, Oh god, we have stooped so low...
lets call this one of many victories for us to come
Wheres PiP's speech then, I may forgive him as he clearly did the right thing....
oo hellz naw
Aw hellz naw ;__; PiP. :mad2: You're no Turk, you're a Turd.
lol, classicQuote:
Originally Posted by Resha
Ahem, but wrong....
*Loads AK-47* So who do we kill now? I wanna be a murdering Turk!!!! I wanna be a murdering Angel of Death!!!!! KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not wrong, m'dear man. Quite true. But I forgive PiP anyways, and only because of the blue light on his forehead. We should have seen the signs...why did he have a blue light on his head? :whimper: Why not a purple light?
It's clear that Resha forgives PiP because she in fact wishes to join the Turks herself.
dont start waving that around the place, might hit one of us
Oh, and you dont wanna know what we do when someone does something like that......
:laugh: :laughing: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by WarZidane
Oooh, you beloved, blessed little Turks. How I adore y'all, and how you make me laugh! :greenie: But I no wanna be Turk...or turd.
You're merely in a phase of denial. :tongue:
xD Let's be friends.
Edit: My reminder to the Turks of what you all truly are:
faster faster more anana bastyr
;)
You know what you must do to grace a turks flesh....
bloody yes, im a turk :choc:
Still waiting for Turkdom.
TIMOTHY TURKEY OF THE TURKS :)
pinches....Quote:
Originally Posted by Jess
Murder...
Hello Turkeys here's a present!
*sets up "The Bag"*
Merry Christmas murderers.
*Moves the bag to the trash compartment of the Shumi tribe*
No, Shumi's kick ass, We kill judges and judges only....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ehgrenade2.jpg
Evil doers die!
im no evil doer! :greenie:
You didn't say that when you raped the namingway gangster girl!
They do not flash :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Jess
I cannot use them, I will have to make one of the flashing variety.
Someone seems to have been rummaging around in our trash.
NEWS FLASH!!!
Turks Mirage and BatChao were declared dead last night after suffering from numerous injuries caused by an explosion. There are unconfirmed reports that Judges member Bladen drove into Turks territory and, in a drive by throwing, hurled the grenade into a garage after he and BatChao drove back from a night out in the central city. Tensions and now the death toll have been rising ever since a high profile member of the Judges, Primus Inter Pares switched allegiance to the Turks.
PiP is a mole! Lets kill him!
*Creates an atomic bomb* Heehee...
Noooooooooooooooo!
Not Mirage ;_;
Vengeance shall be mine.
And mine.
Haha, the Turks got owned.
uh...I mean...Namingway's Hood pledges its support in finding and punishing the offenders.
Alas, Mirage. Turk though he was, he was a good, good man. My condolences Turks. (Hey wanna merge in his memory? :jokey: )
i just killed rpjesus of the judges on msn, does that count? :choc:
NEWS UPDATE: Bladen confirms that he did indeed carry out the attack, and does not regret it.
EDIT: Squinn, please PM me with any ideas for plot twists.
We should have a memberlist... and some cannoli
And we need our hierarchy too. eest is the Don, because he'll ban us if we say he isn't.
This cant be a permanant thing then if we are one by one getting killed off...
The Turks WarZidane
The Turks Roogle
The Turks Big D
The Turks eestlinc
The Turks fire_of_avalon
The Turks theundeadhero
The Turks edczxcvbnm
The Turks Sephex
The Turks Azar
The Turks Kyono
The Turks Jess
The Turks Jebus
The Turks Denmark
The Turks Strider
The Turks Ansem
The Turks Fuzakeru
The Turks Squinn
The Turks Meat Puppet
The Turks Dreddz
The Turks The Summoner of Leviathan
The Turks Slade
The Turks Primus Inter Pares
The Turks boris no no
The Turks Mercen-X
The Turks Tifa's Real Lover(really
The Turks Flamethrower
The Turks Levian
The Turks themagicroundabout
The Turks Flying Mullet
The Turks Kirobaito
The Turks Spartan III
The Turks RE-Xander
The Turks Blue Angel
The Turks MoonsEcho
The Turks The Jamie Star Scenario
The Turks Autumn Rain
The Turks Elite Lord Sigma
The Turks DocFrance
The Turks MecaKane
The Turks Deaths_Hand
The Turks darkchrono
The Turks Kamiko
The Turks Shimeng
The Turks Marshall banana
The Turks Chaos
The Turks *ETERNAL FANTASY*
The Turks ZeZipster
The Turks Shiny_Griever
The Turks Twilight Paladin
Wheres the speech :mad2:
Soon, I will explain my change.
Nice sig you've got there.
While stumbling home from the Fat chocobo. I passed the 'bos Northern border, and in the Corneo territory, I saw Kyono, a Turk doing business of some sort there, this reminded me of what I was missing out on, despite desperate measures of the SWCB any relations between a Judge and a Turk was impossible.
This is when I knew I had to, so I went to eestlinc, and after some negotiation, he agreed and welcomed me with open arms.
I still think you are a mole. You relay information to the Judges that is how Bladen knew where Mirage and BatChao where!
Something must be done!
I am no mole, I have proven my loyalties to the Turks.
How?
I still think he's a Turd as opposed to a Turk. But ah, me.
Rumor has it that PiP proved his allegiance to us Turks by assassinating a member of the Judges, but PiP has not yet confirmed or denied this. =o
And I won't do either at present time.
Throw him in jail, pronto. Save yourselves, Turkeys! Gobble gobble the murderer in the oven where he belongs!
I vote we take out TurkSlayer.
Amen to that :mog:
Baby. :lol: Turkslayer is a noble man. Leave him alone. (Until he slays you, gobble gobble.)
Indeed, Turkslayer and the rest of the Judges will fall.
Yes...The Judges must succumb to their fate, I say!
I say we interiogate PiP till he spills the ketchup......
eestlinc, our leader, knows the story behind it all.
He has accepted.
that's enough for me :)
i say we embrace all new comers with open arms and open minds :spin:
and free cake too, if we can stretch ourselves that far! :excited:
You Turks are far too nice and friendly.Quote:
Originally Posted by themagicroundabout
You'll be getting a sugarpie honeybunch reputation if you keep this up.
I agree! We need to execute someone!
Our target should be Bladen. As we speak, men are scourging the city for his hideout. He must pay!
Even though it goes against every fibre of my being, I am attracted to The Jamie Star Scenario's sig like dumb bugs are to the light. It's bee-yoo-tiful. :love:
I recommend execution by guillotine.Quote:
Originally Posted by WarZidane
It's always been the most unintentionally hilarious way of killing someone.
I've been searching for his whereabouts for awhile now.
By that I mean, of course, having dinner at the 'bo.
Why thank you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Resha
meat puppet and i working on it ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jamie Star Scenario
i think :)
Execute as in this, I'm sure
http://members.lycos.co.uk/neil64/Eggsecute.JPG
All Pokémon are allied with the Turks.
Except for Koffing and Weezing. They're with us.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jamie Star Scenario
missingno ftfc
So PiP is a Turk now... interesting, I guess, but I'll believe his loyalty when I see it.
You have seen it.
But we havent seen a speech now have we, I still Consider you Judge unless we have speech....
edit:
So what are our policies and stuff? What do we do exactly and what position do I have? I figure I should be someone very important; it is what I was born to be!
Awesome, it is a shame Lezza isn't a Turk though :(Quote:
Originally Posted by ZeZipster
In eestlinc's absence, everything will run through me. Let's make that clear. I don't want any kind of threats, unless they're directed at the Judges.
We have plenty of business to attend to. Send me a PM and I'll let you know what's going on.
You all suck.
Well the image I used I took from the Before Crisis official website, I didn't really edit anyone out.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jamie Star Scenario
BTW: shouldn't the turks color be orange? Specifically #feb207
*Castrates eestlinc*
No, I meant the 55kb, Leeza will destory it :(Quote:
Originally Posted by ZeZipster
Sign me up.
EDIT: Someone tried to claim me with the Fat Chocobos. Turks, save me!
I think Miriel is trying to get us in trouble
Pay no attention to her. She ... has a strange sense of humor
Damn straight!
EDIT: This isn't about humor, this is about gangs of EoFF. We're supposed to be killing each other with butcher knives and pitchforks. Get with the program!
R.O.U.S.?
Oh now I feel like a doofus. Fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jamie Star Scenario
Take your stabbity urge to the Judges, Miriel!~
One, two, three, four, I declare a gang war.
*eats popcorn*
Jamie Star, themagicroundabout, WZ, one of you guys PM me.
what shall be my partake in this
as Chimaira once said, "May guns rise to kill me"
We'll have something for you soon, DH. Patience is a virtue.
Now the Turks are in style.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZeZipsteredit:
So.. I see you guys have a cool sig..
Yes!
And we are cool in general.
It wasn't about that, but it sure shootin' is now. Nobody did anything to us. You went after them unprovoked. But we are kindred, and I'll watch your back, no matter the insuing insanity.
lol! YEah you guys are cooL! But, so are we! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by The Jamie Star Scenario
Yes, and you could have it too.Quote:
Originally Posted by SummonerYuna
Come join us. You'll get a free suit. The Judges don't give you free suits, do they? Exactly.
Defect the Judges! They do not deserve you!
We're always open to a change of heart.
Yes! PiP did it, and look at him!
Ask him.
He better.Quote:
Originally Posted by SummonerYuna
Oh don't ask him, he'll say no apparently :)
You'll have to live with your Judges, I do feel sorry for you though.
I'm with the Judges and always will be! I will not give up on them!:D
Firstly, my sig is the best and coolest and wittiest ever.
Secondly, I find it just a bit odd that like all my best EoFF friends are Judges and I am a Turk, but like, all the Turks are similar. You know what I mean? No? Good.
Thirdly, PIE FIGHT!
What is this treachery?
good for you.
you know what?
i think we should have a big gang fancy dress party :)
how about it? :excited:
But Denkmark, i'm a turk!
I'm not one of your best EoFF friends?Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
:cry:
The moment Miriel starts a war between you and the Shumi, I'm coming over here.
We judges are going to take over all of eoff city!!! Muwahahahhaha!!!
no you're not!
not if...Denmark has anything to say about it! :excited:
Oh yes we are. Ha! WE allready got a 1/2 of it! HAHAHAAA!!!:D :D :D
See!
The capitalist judges have imperialistic ambitions.
I can't be arsed to read the thread because I just got in from work and I'm tired but PiP only moved because he wanted sex and lots of it. And he'll get it, too.
I already said this, in this thread :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Kyono
out of popcorn:(
I'm surprised I'm even bothering to post here while this whole thing is going on. :D
Namingway formally ends its alliance with Turks, claiming it was signed under false pretenses and the former leader was merely a pawn of the Turks.
Fine by us. All arms that were going to be delivered to the Namingways have hereby been cancelled, and now we're going to kill all of you. Have a good day. :D
We have plenty of trade with the Fat Chocobos and Judges (and their trade partners, Corneos). We have plenty of arms to kill you pesky Turks. And lest you forget, I have my army of Knee-High Asians.
The Turks represent Capitalism therefore must pay
NEWS FLASH!!!
edczxcvbnm and Sephex found dead in Corneo's Gang territory. Police say it was suicide. No other comments made. ...at all.
We run the arms industry, we cut your supply, you're screwed. And vastly outgunned. :D
And I'm not entirely worried. They're going to be too busy trying to hump Psychotic's leg.
no way
oh no!
naughty corneo's! :monocle:
Am I dead yet ?
Yes.
we need something more interesting in our thread
our gang needs a purpose, im not quite so clear what we're supposed to be all about, so, what say we throw about some ideas as to what The Turks should do next?
hopefully, it will involve nachos :)
cant get enough nachos
You already HAVE a purpose, you suck.Quote:
Originally Posted by themagicroundabout
We're looking out for the Fat Chocobo's, as Neel and I are close friends. Other than that, just other means to fund our activities. Any money making schemes you can think of, go for it. Also, I figure seeing as we have lots of firepower, we should become mercenaries of sorts and hire our services to the smaller gangs if they need it.
oh
OH! :(
So turks.. wha's new??
*pulls out machine gun and starts firing*Quote:
Originally Posted by SummonerYuna
And also I want themagicroundabout to head up his own special division of "Nacho looting", and his sole purpose will be looting and consuming Nacho's.
I think you should avenge me. *coma*
*dodges and shoots back at ya* :shoot:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rengori
We would if we could. We will, however, fund your medical bills. I will also bring you grapes in hospital :love:
Edit: Get the fighting out of our turf.
Oh, thanks! Grapes, that I cannot eat. *coma*
*dodges and shoots back at ya* :shoot:Quote:
Originally Posted by SummonerYuna
Ladies and gentlemen of the Turks,
I've been authorized to speak on behalf of Corneo's Gang, and we humbly wish to extend our condolences on your loss of edczxcvbnm and Sephex. We deeply regret that this tragedy happened within our jurisdiction, and we feel compelled to offer our assistance in bringing the offenders to justice. To this end, we have been able to track down a lead on the case. PM me for details.
They're for decoration. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
I propose we perform surgical low-yield nuclear missile strikes at each hat-producing and umbrella-producing factory in the city, then set up our own factories to create a monopoly on hatwear. Then everyone else will have to come to us for hatwear, or risk getting a headcold next time it rains. Or simply look out of style.
...
Perhaps Azar, Perhaps. In the meantime, would you mind PMing Del and getting the lowdown on the situation for us?
Noooo... no hat killing.
I'm sorry to all of you.. please forgive me..
Ah, of course. No, this will not do. No hat killing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat
NEWS FLASH!!!
Omi4000 and Roogle die in Turks/Judges shootout. Tensions rise.
nOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lets have a bake sale!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyono
Come on now, Neel, you know the Turks would produce the finest quality hats money can buy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat
Example:
http://www.spookshop.com/images/pimp...e_pimp_hat.jpg
omg
look at me
i am a turk
B)
Turks, Judges, please, let's exercise some restraint here. We at Fat Chocobo's are willing to provide our private conference room for resolution of this conflict. Please send by a representative, preferably someone with some influence over the rest of your gang, to discuss alternatives to violent conflict.
*sells body*Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyono
can i be the resident whore? :D
No this is The Turks not Corneo's Gang feel free to kick ass though.Quote:
Originally Posted by boris no no
Hey Turks! We are having a conference between you guys and us at the conference room. PLease join us there and we will talk. Thank you.
We need volunteers for that conference, two to be exact :o
I volunteer, of course.
We would appreciate more Turks showing to the peace meetings, as a show of good will if nothing more.
please discuss who is coming. it's 3 war and zezip are two and you need one more
I'll go if I must, but I don't think I will be nice. Unless the meeting is at The Cake and Bacon, then I would have to be nice.
Looks like you have 3 :'(
i can be a kick ass whore! like in sin city B)Quote:
Originally Posted by ZeZipster
we girls know how to look after ourselves
EDIT: Kyono has allowed me to be official whore to the turks B) any ladiez want to join me we can spread drinks and delights to all the strong boys of our gang. We can also visit good neighbouring gangs but only if one of our fellows are with us, dont want to get killed now do we ;) so any strapping lads that want to help us out ;) you get the special treatment
oh and dont go near the judges unless you have a horrific and disfiguring STD :D
im still alive? :o
We surviving Turks must fortify our borders and remain vigilant against new threats! The Fat Chocobos may be more dangerous than we realized.
So when are we having that bake sale?
Avenge us, ye brave turks.
*goes back to the grave*
*purchases boris no no's services*
score! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
Wed need to settle our differences before it's too late!
sounds like a set up to me....Quote:
Originally Posted by Doomie
Actually, I wanna be a Turk.
Sadly, I cannot become allies with you again. I apologise, but after the massacre... I appreciate the help you gave the Namingway's. I hope to be able to trade with you... or something! :D
^^ *whores*Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
Wait... I take that back.
I needed to give it more thought. I offer our hand or friendship in these difficult times. Will you accept?
I dunno if i can say yes or not.
I'm not really in high power :( it shall be talked about i'm sure!
Yes. Once Strider is about, I'm sure he'll agree. :D We're old friends.
^^ i shall have to poke him into letting me have power for whoring. i want to make an empire for the turks bwaahahahaha! all allied gangs welcome :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
Bake sale eh? i've an idea. Who's the Turk Leader. I'll pm them my idea.
But for now....*straps many weapons to body. neo/Keannu Reeves style trenchcoat*
Let's get this on! *wanders towards enemy gang territory* (I said enemy gang territory, not allied gangs)
but...you're not a Turk!
Um... guys? Why was I removed from the Turks? If you don't know, I'll ask Loony BoB.
Surviving Turks: Azar, Blue Angel, boris no no, Death's Hand, Denmark, Dreddz, eestlinc, Jess, Levian, Meat Puppet, Primus Inter Pares, Shiny_Griever, Strider, The Jamie Star Scenario, themagicroundabout.
Ansem: Sadly, you did not survive the massacre.
I'm dead already!?
WHAT MASSACRE!?
What a silly-billy *snipes* @ Cloud
Jamie Star, Strider told me to contact you in his absense. Will you accept the Namingway's hand of friendship?
Wow.. Dead, huh? Awesome.
This is the last time I ever spend a day Christmas shopping. I come back and I'm dead. ;]
wow, im still alive, i expected to be one of the first killed
And so Tasura and the Turks and Namingway's Hood returned to the Turks territory to celebrate. Tasura stepped outside at some point with Shauna to toast to a plan well ... well, planned. And around that point, the building the rest of the Turks were in promptly blew up.
And that was the end of the Turks.
R.I.P. Turks.
We were killed not because we were weak, but because we were feared by all because of our supreme ass-kicking abilities.
Or so you say, you messed with my family, I messed with you.
You goof. They allied and protected her first XD
Fine it was because they did something or other awhile ago and such.
I was trying to be dramatic tyvm.
man we rocked.
Did you all know there's a group in Final Fantasy 7 called the Turks?
holyman!
i had no idea there were turks in ff7 [/sarcasm]
