EoFF: Gangs

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

At least you lasted a day.

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If you'd pressed Start, you could have used my extra life. :)

And so that was the end of EoFF: Gang Wars. And the survivors? Well...

• Kishi lead a clean life as a janitor at an all-girls high school.


• Vyk & Reles lived happily ever after.


• Del Snizz, Khaotic, ShlupQuack and the rest of Corneo's Gang renamed themselves to Del Snizz and his Merry Men, and continue to tour EoFF City singing Christmas carols to all it's residents. They also played tennis, crocheted, gave blessings and heightened alcohol tax by 0%


• CloudDragon was accidentally run over Del Murder & Miriel on their way to Fat Chocobos.


• The Spoony Bards didn't really do anything.


• Del Murder rebuilt Fat Chocobos and turned it into a highly successful restaurant, built in a fashion that Neel would have been proud of.


• Shauna and Tasura flew to a remote island in the Carribean where they drank martinis and laughed about how splendidly rich they were. Tasura hooked up with a beautiful girl who turned out to be a man. Shauna got ShlupQuack.


• Monkey got stood on and died.


• VampireCrono took over the world.


• Miriel was betrayed and murdered by her lover Del Murder, in retribution for all those she mercilessly slaughtered, including one Loony BoB, who turned out to be Del's long lost second cousin once removed. And thus peace was restored to EoFF City.

Happy end?

Then suddenly it turned out Psychotic wasn't really dead because he had actually sent his clone (Psychotic clones are a well-documented phenomenon, according to Lindy) to the meeting, and he moved to Hawaii and bought a walrus.

THE END.

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

Happy end?

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Still waiting for you to edit my post and tell me what really happened with the one member I didn't mention that survived.

*starts a riot over the ending*

Thanks for pairing me with a fifteen-year-old girl. Lesbian statutory rape is fun. xD

If you've already posted it then I missed it, but how exactly did you decide who was going to be a part of each gang?

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

If you've already posted it then I missed it, but how exactly did you decide who was going to be a part of each gang?

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Excel. :love:

...if you post pie charts I'm going to fly up to Edinburgh and personally punch you in the face.

EDIT: On second thoughts, that sounds like a good idea regardless.

No, it's okay. I just used the =RAND() feature for this one.

EDIT: And the data sorting.

EDIT: And calculations and colouring and countif functions.

I feel so suppressed. (So dead!)

Ok, now that this is over, can we get all these newbies out of Feedback? I'm afraid I'll catch something.

~Happily Ever After~

We win at life :D <3

Where did I go? ;_;

You do realize that those of us who participated in this are really, really big smurfing geeks, right?

I'm not dead!

That's what Medusa said.

You're alive Tama. You're with Del and Miriel. He said nobody in their group could afford to leave the city. Not "neither of them". They're in charge of the left-over Shumis and Fat Chocobos (if there are any of those left).

The only Fattie left is/was Del

... the hell?! I thought I lived happily ever after, you smurfs. :confused:

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

Shortly after Corneo's Gang left, the Shumi Tribe decided to go kick the butts of all the remnants of other gangs around the place. But none of them could afford the bus so Del Murder just took Miriel along with him to Fat Chocobos where she figured she could take over Murd's leaderless gang since it had money.

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I like this ending!

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Originally Posted by nik0tine

You do realize that those of us who participated in this are really, really big smurfing geeks, right?

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So? I'm proud that I'm a geek...

*dies a little more inside.*

Arent we all Jeebs? I knwo I am.

Damnit. Why do I always miss the interesting parts?

I should really remove "sleeping" from my daily duties list.

Hey, hey.

So... what happened to me then?

You got exploded.

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Originally Posted by Strider

You got exploded.

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By me =)

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Thanks for pairing me with a fifteen-year-old girl. Lesbian statutory rape is fun. xD

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You know it! ;)

...wait... no.

Aw shucks.

I ignored the second line.

Over already? lame..

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Originally Posted by Andreil Reborn

Over already? lame..

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No. It was fun while it lasted! Just cause you weren't here for most of it! >=(

Oh my, how did I die? I at least wanted a sentence in this story of all stories.

Over already? Well then...

no mention of me either so i assume i'm not dead :D *not-dead* :DD

Marick was behind this, I'm sure

So this whole thing lasted for a grand total of 1 and a half days? Sheesh.

Well, at least it beat Eyesonia for novely value. :p

I went renegade, left the Shumi Tribe and got myself a manicure.

You know, I hope BoB gets bored again. This was fun! I killed Raist. :cool:

We werent killed!

Just taken hostage and left in the Judges hideout.

The Judges hideout was set on fire. I was rescued. You and tan are dead. :D

That was kind of short. (I've been reading it every few hours since it started.) But at least I didn't die! But... I'm not a Spoony Bard any more.... :eep:

I had Final attack (mastered) + life (mastered).

Yeah, yeah. :D It's over anyway. And, I really hope we do something like this again. :D:D!

So....seeing how I was OH so cruelly snubbed, I'm assuming I don't have the option to join?

These kind of threads are not tolerated in Feedback. They have nothing to do with feedback, actually. *closes*