Quotes In and Out of Context!

*In convo with WordsOfIvory*
TiffanyLowell: Stoopid water bra
TiffanyLowell: *bursts*

ChibiRinoa: It's a YaBB board though. I'm member of another YaBB, which is also not at yabb, but still it's a YaBB.

*dies*

Me: Skwowwy also approves of your site.
Me: Matt shrugs.
BOU: Squally is a dope and Matt is whipped.

TiffanyLowell: *hits elf*
TiffanyLowell: *hits self also*
WordsOfIvory: LOL
TiffanyLowell: Those godammn elves piss me off so much! They ain't really that good at making toys anywho! Blech!

Me and BoBo, one of our more...intelligent conversations... :D

loony_bob (11:17:41 PM): Fun?
aenea9 (11:13:23 PM): fun??
loony_bob (11:18:12 PM): Fun!
aenea9 (11:13:45 PM): Fun?
loony_bob (11:18:31 PM): Fun...
aenea9 (11:14:06 PM): Fun.
loony_bob (11:18:43 PM): Fun.
aenea9 (11:14:19 PM): Fun?
loony_bob (11:19:33 PM): FUN.
aenea9 (11:15:11 PM): Fun!
loony_bob (11:20:08 PM): Fun!!
aenea9 (11:15:42 PM): Fun!!!!
loony_bob (11:20:34 PM): FUN!
aenea9 (11:16:08 PM): ...Fun?
loony_bob (11:20:45 PM): Fun.
aenea9 (11:16:25 PM): Fun!
loony_bob (11:21:07 PM): ...ok, I'm out of fun now.
loony_bob (11:21:08 PM): xD

xD

del_snizz (Wed 12/19/01 07:49:27 PM): I once heard that a monster lives in that old house down the street, and it comes out at night, and it scares little kids away from its secret lair where it tortures salesmen and Jehoveh's Witnesses. And then I heard that the monster is three thousand years old and comes from Ancient Egypt, and there's a curse that goes with it that if you ever look into its eyes, you'll turn into some kind of a half-dog, half-igneous rock type creature. And then I heard that there was never a house like that down the street. And I was really freaked out.


Best thing I read all day. Well... equal with the editing of one post by both Chicky and I.

BoB
BooB
BoB
BooB
BoB
B00B
BzerozeroB

xD

Just before, this was said in chat...

Chickencha> They'll probably receive them in a matter of days, I'd guess.
DreamCatcher> Yeah.
DreamCatcher> Hehe, the sock cheered me up heaps yesterday.
Chickencha> That's the funniest thing I've heard all day. XZD
Chickencha> XD*
DreamCatcher> Lol.
Chickencha> Well, it's good to know that it was put to some sort of use.
DreamCatcher> Well it did. My sunburn still hurts now though >.0
Chickencha> Proto has the sock's mate.
DreamCatcher> Hehe, does it also have a hole in it.
Chickencha> I think it did.
DreamCatcher> Lol. Nice!
Proto> There's a little hole at the neck of the sock
DreamCatcher> I was laughing so hard I stopped paying attention to FF7 and almost died hehe.
Chickencha> Yeah, that'd be it.
Proto> It smells like Evan's foot. :P
Proto> Not that I ever smelled Evan's foot before. It just has a weird smell to it.
Chickencha> It was washed!
DreamCatcher> I didn't smell it...
Chickencha> Wait...you smelled it? o_O
Proto> =P
Chickencha> I'll take that as an "I'm joking," since that's the way I want to take it.
DreamCatcher> Jeffy..no.

In a conversation with my friend Brandon. Just another example of my typos

Mysty~ Aria de Mezzo Caraterre says:
i got some funny screentrouts of t too
. says:
hehe
Mysty~ Aria de Mezzo Caraterre says:
O.o whats a screentrout?
. says:
lol
. says:
a screan with trout
Mysty~ Aria de Mezzo Caraterre says:
*cleans up the trout that the screen has just done on the floor* bad screen! Dont do that again!
. says:
lol

(Elephant_Man) goodthing i don't spam no more
(Elephant_Man) but i could
(Elephant_Man) like this~!
(Elephant_Man) googly!
(Elephant_Man) bog bog!!!
(Elephant_Man) HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1
*** Elephant_Man has quit IRC (User has been banned from this server)
(Tavaryn) Yeah, he COULD spam. He can't now.

That made me laugh... heh

DreamCatcher> Pretty please?
Del_Snizz> BAH^9pi!
DreamCatcher> Wha?!? lol.
DreamCatcher> What's that meant to mean?
DreamCatcher> A no?
Del_Snizz> No, it means bah to the power of 9pi.
DreamCatcher> Lol.
DreamCatcher> Nice!
Del_Snizz> Indubitably.
DreamCatcher> Gah big words I don't know. *runs around like a headless chicken, trips, falls, dies*
Del_Snizz> *approves*
DreamCatcher> Ghost: Not surprised by that.

Neel> We need some Kishi in this room... A nice Kishi to dish out a round of insults.
Shorty> Yes! Kiski! Argh, why didn't I think of that?
*Del_Snizz looks under various rocks.
Neel> Because you spelled it wrong.
Neel> Try the logs, Del.
Del_Snizz> Darn. It looks like he's not around...
Shorty> oops.
Neel> They're damper.
Shorty> *feels stupid*
Del_Snizz> Even the natural logs?
Neel> Yeah, they're the perfect environment for a Kishi to fester.
*Del_Snizz gets the snake hook and cattle prod.
*Del_Snizz puts them in his drawer for later tonight.
Neel> Don't forget the rat bait.
Del_Snizz> Now, let's find 'Kishi.

Sugpo says:
I'm not Matt... he's a pussy.
Pretty self explainitory.

(Pres is me)

president_capsule_corp: You know what I mean. The little twisty thing.
del_snizz: I'll twisty your little thing...

XD!! Ah, classic Snizzism. *_*

Sephiroth02> How can Spank use the /mode command when he's not an op?
Proto> I never got banned.
Citizen_Erased> He is a ircop
Andaris|Sulking> he's an IRcop
DreamCatcher> He's an IRCop.
Aexoden> Because he's an IRCop.

Classic...

this might seem a little long....

[23:42] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "Welcome to #EoFF, and happy holidays. Or not. It has been and always will be called Soda."
[23:42] ·Kai_Seraph|SouKai\Reading|· Thanks Matt.
[23:43] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· hmm... how long d'ya think that'll last?
[23:43] ·Matt|RO· Till Snizz wakes up.
[23:43] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics."
[23:43] ·Matt|RO· There ya go.
[23:43] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU"
[23:44] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge*"
[23:44] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party*"
[23:44] •Andaris• ....
[23:44] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited*"
[23:44] ·Kai_Seraph|SouKai\Reading|· Stoppit.
[23:44] •Andaris• Tippots
[23:44] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this*"
[23:45] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this* I'm sick of stopping this."
[23:45] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· this is gonna keep on going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going...
[23:45] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this* I'm sick of stopping this. I'm sick of YOU."
[23:45] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this* I'm sick of stopping this. I'm sick of YOU. I'm just sick."
[23:46] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this* I'm sick of stopping this. I'm sick of YOU. I'm just sick. As am I *cough*."
[23:46] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this* I'm sick of stopping this. I'm sick of YOU. I'm just sick. As am I *cough*. Then all is well...by which I mean sick."
[23:46] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this* I'm sick of stopping this. I'm sick of YOU. I'm just sick. As am I *cough*. Then all is well...by which I mean sick. Yes Indeed *sneeze*."
[23:47] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this* I'm sick of stopping this. I'm sick of YOU. I'm just sick. As am I *cough*. Then all is well...by which I mean sick. Yes Indeed *sneeze*. Quite so, quite so *dies*."
[23:47] ·Kai_Seraph|SouKai\Reading|· I'm sick of all of you!
[23:47] ·Kai_Seraph|SouKai\Reading|· Spank, do something.
[23:47] ·Kai_Seraph|SouKai\Reading|· XD
[23:47] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this* I'm sick of stopping this. I'm sick of YOU. I'm just sick. As am I *cough*. Then all is well...by which I mean sick. Yes Indeed *sneeze*. Quite so, quite so *dies*. *drops a black rose*"
[23:47] •Andaris• I thought you were already dead
[23:47] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· no Del is dead
[23:48] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this* I'm sick of stopping this. I'm sick of YOU. I'm just sick. As am I *cough*. Then all is well...by which I mean sick. Yes Indeed *sneeze*. Quite so, quite so *dies*. *drops a black rose* By the way,"
[23:48] ·Del_Snizz· Darn.
[23:48] ·Matt|RO· Out of space?
[23:48] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us."
[23:48] •Andaris• lol
[23:48] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party*"
[23:48] * Matt|RO throws it out the winda.
[23:48] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties."
[23:49] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties. I'm sure they are sick of you as well."
[23:49] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties. I'm sure they are sick of you as well. Yeah, you just wait, pal..."
[23:50] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties. I'm sure they are sick of you as well. Yeah, you just wait, pal... Oh, I will wait, I will. *waits*"
[23:50] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties. I'm sure they are sick of you as well. Yeah, you just wait, pal... Oh, I will wait, I will. *waits* *watches*"
[23:50] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties. I'm sure they are sick of you as well. Yeah, you just wait, pal... Oh, I will wait, I will. *waits* *watches* *blinks*"
[23:51] (nick change) Addict|FFX (PoIaris@FFChat-29678.204.179.79.quickclick.ctc.net) has morphed to "Addict|Sleep" 11:51pm
[23:51] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties. I'm sure they are sick of you as well. Yeah, you just wait, pal... Oh, I will wait, I will. *waits* *watches* *blinks* Addict is asleep. Everyone be quiet."
[23:51] •Andaris• BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
[23:51] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties. I'm sure they are sick of you as well. Yeah, you just wait, pal... Oh, I will wait, I will. *waits* *watches* *blinks* Addict is asleep. Everyone be quiet. *tip toes*"
[23:51] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties. I'm sure they are sick of you as well. Yeah, you just wait, pal... Oh, I will wait, I will. *waits* *watches* *blinks* Addict is asleep. Everyone be quiet. *tip toes* *silently punches Matt in the groin*"
[23:52] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· they're getting near the limit now...
[23:52] •Andaris• yup
[23:52] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties. I'm sure they are sick of you as well. Yeah, you just wait, pal... Oh, I will wait, I will. *waits* *watches* *blinks* Addict is asleep. Everyone be quiet. *tip toes* *silently punches Matt in the groin* *falls over quie"
[23:52] •Andaris• Matt should touch it....
[23:52] ·Matt|RO· Nuts.
[23:52] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· heh
[23:52] •Andaris• lol
[23:52] ·Del_Snizz· Whoo-hoo!
[23:52] •Andaris• Is this like a game
[23:52] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again!"
[23:52] •Andaris• who ever touches the limit loses?
[23:52] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen."
[23:52] •Andaris• There for it's Matt:1 Del:1
[23:52] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no?"
[23:53] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way."
[23:53] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way."
[23:53] (join) David (David@65.129.177.2965) has joined #eoff 11:53pm
[23:53] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse?"
[23:54] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad!"
[23:54] •Andaris• That sounds disgusting
[23:54] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo?"
[23:54] ·David· bored much?
[23:54] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist*"
[23:54] •Andaris• this has been going on for awhile
[23:54] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· they're getting near the limit now...
[23:54] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again*"
[23:54] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow."
[23:55] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh."
[23:55] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :("
[23:55] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· now it gets really cheap
[23:55] •Andaris• Matt loseslol
[23:55] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :( Bah."
[23:55] •Andaris• lol
[23:55] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :( Bah. :'("
[23:55] •Andaris• holy crap..
[23:55] •Andaris• I'm wrong
[23:55] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :( Bah. :'( 3"
[23:55] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :( Bah. :'( 34"
[23:55] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :( Bah. :'( 34."
[23:55] ·Matt|RO· *wins*
[23:55] •Andaris• Del Loses
[23:56] Matt: 2 Del: 1
[23:56] ·Del_Snizz· Ahem. The period.
[23:56] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· ???
[23:56] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· Del added a .
[23:56] ·Matt|RO· Oh my.
[23:56] ·Del_Snizz· I added a period.
[23:56] ·Del_Snizz· Look.
[23:56] •Andaris• oh
[23:56] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :( Bah. :'( 34.."
[23:56] * Andaris Matt 1 Del 1
[23:56] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :( Bah. :'( 34..."
[23:56] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :( Bah. :'( 34...!"
[23:56] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· dearie dearie me...
[23:56] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :( Bah. :'( 34...!"
[23:56] * David is reminded of the coin block test in Super Mario RPG
[23:56] ·David· Del lost
[23:56] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· now, Matt wins
[23:56] * David mocks Del
[23:56] •Andaris• Pfft
[23:56] Matt: 2 Del: 1
[23:57] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins*"
[23:57] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish"
[23:57] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged."
[23:57] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· not again!
[23:57] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged. It so was not."
[23:58] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged. It so was not. So? So? You're giving me so? No so's. You and your so's..."
[23:58] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged. It so was not. So? So? You're giving me so? No so's. You and your so's... Sew Buttons!"
[23:58] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged. It so was not. So? So? You're giving me so? No so's. You and your so's... Sew Buttons! I'll sew YOUR buttons..."
[23:58] (nick change) Matt|RO (moyda1@cx989959-g.alpn1.sdca.home.com) has morphed to "Matt" 11:58pm
[23:58] (topic) Matt changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged. It so was not. So? So? You're giving me so? No so's. You and your so's... Sew Buttons! I'll sew YOUR buttons... Or WILL you?"
[23:59] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged. It so was not. So? So? You're giving me so? No so's. You and your so's... Sew Buttons! I'll sew YOUR buttons... Or WILL you? Like a fox!"
[23:59] (topic) Matt changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged. It so was not. So? So? You're giving me so? No so's. You and your so's... Sew Buttons! I'll sew YOUR buttons... Or WILL you? Like a fox! *turkey noises*"
[23:59] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged. It so was not. So? So? You're giving me so? No so's. You and your so's... Sew Buttons! I'll sew YOUR buttons... Or WILL you? Like a fox! *turkey noises* Turkey noises are enclosed in brackets, you moron. Observe: [turkey noises]"
[23:59] (topic) Matt changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged. It so was not. So? So? You're giving me so? No so's. You and your so's... Sew Buttons! I'll sew YOUR buttons... Or WILL you? Like a fox! *turkey noises* Turkey noises are enclosed in brackets, you moron. Observe: [turkey noises] Oh, I am quiet sorry [Womb"
[00:00] ·Matt· shoot.
[00:00] ·David· He's right you know
[00:00] ·Del_Snizz· Ha!
[00:00] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· heh
[00:00] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· del wins
[00:00] •Andaris• Matt:2 Del:2
[00:00] (topic) Matt changes topic in #eoff "*lost*"
[00:00] •Andaris• AND WE HAVE A TIE!
[00:00] ·Del_Snizz· I'll not disagree with that.
[00:00] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· just call it quits will ya?
[00:01] ·Matt· Quiter!
[00:01] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· nbut will ya agree with that Del?
[00:01] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· *but
[00:01] •Andaris• or a tie breaker
[00:01] ·Del_Snizz· Yes, I'm quite the quitter.
[00:01] (topic) Matt changes topic in #eoff "Welcome to #EoFF -- Matt and Del are the topic kings."
[00:01] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· OK, for the tie breaker...
[00:01] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· one guess only each...
[00:01] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "Welcome to #EoFF -- Matt and Del are the topic kings. Actually, Matt is a topic queen."
[00:01] ·David· someone should changet hat to queens
[00:01] (topic) Matt changes topic in #eoff "Welcome to #EoFF -- Matt and Del are the topic kings. Actually, Matt is a topic queen. Only on Weekends."
[00:02] ·David· nevermind
[00:02] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· how long is my pe*is? (the nearest wins)
[00:02] * Andaris cuts off Sparts Pe*is
[00:02] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· oh dear... my idea was so much better...
[00:02] * Gerald_Q_Spartvark is castrated ?
[00:02] * Andaris holds it up\
[00:02] ·Matt· That's gonna sting
[00:02] •Andaris• This is the prize!
[00:02] * Del_Snizz goes to the garage to get his scanning electron microscope.
[00:03] ·Matt· Dizzam.
[00:03] * Gerald_Q_Spartvark slaps Del_Snizz around a bit with a large trout
[00:03] ·Matt· Spartypoos got dissed.
[00:03] •Andaris• I already cut it off
[00:04] ·Del_Snizz· Wow, that's real precision.
[00:04] •Andaris• *poses*
[00:05] •Andaris• So how long is his pe*is
[00:05] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· it's like those fishing photos... the guy holds up this massive catch and poses next to it!
[00:05] •Andaris• Basicly the smallest number wins
[00:05] ·Del_Snizz· I'm still looking for it.
[00:05] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· hey!
[00:05] * Gerald_Q_Spartvark slaps Andaris around a bit with a large trout
[00:05] * Andaris eats the trout to realize it's Sparts pe*is
[00:05] •Andaris• AHHHHHHHHH
[00:06] ·Del_Snizz· darn these electron microscopes. They always have trouble going down to the subatomic level.
[00:06] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· eep!
[00:06] •Andaris• that was...small
[00:06] ·Del_Snizz· How did you even know you ate it?
[00:06] •Andaris• I have Subatomic vision?
[00:06] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· a large trout = a small pe*is?
[00:07] (join) Kellyellie (OhDear@FFChat-24749.dialup.xtra.co.nz) has joined #eoff 12:07am
[00:07] •Andaris• Yea thats it
[00:07] ·Del_Snizz· Ah, that explains it.
[00:07] ·Del_Snizz· Was it hiding behind a quark or something?
[00:07] ·Del_Snizz· Greetings?
[00:07] •Andaris• Hello Kelly
[00:07] •Andaris• you just missed the greatest show
[00:07] •Andaris• meh
[00:07] ·Matt· Kellyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
[00:07] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· we're discussing the subatomic size of my pe*is
[00:08] •Andaris• cuz Del is the only one trying
[00:08] •Andaris• Del wins by default
[00:08] ·Kellyellie· Hello!
[00:08] •Andaris• Del:3 Matt: 2
[00:08] ·Del_Snizz· Whoo-hoo?

Damn... I was gonna post that!

* Kai_Seraph yawns.
Skoggey: wow kai you have nice teeth!
Kai_Seraph: I don't have teeth.
Kai_Seraph: These are dentures.
Skoggey: ^_^
* Kai_Seraph takes the dentures out.
Skoggey: my dad had dentures since he was a kid.
Kai_Seraph: Fee? Fese are Fentures.
Skoggey: oooooh and my aren't they so pretty?
Kai_Seraph: Yeah, madfe fwom pwafinum andf goldf.
Tiffiekins: ....
Tiffiekins: strange...
Skoggey: lol
Kai_Seraph: Fey're ftoo heafy fough.
sidewinder: :)
Skoggey: lol
* Tiffiekins gives Kai some nice wooden dentures
Skoggey: like george washington had!!
sidewinder: lol
* Kai_Seraph looks at the wooden dentures.
Kai_Seraph: Nah.

^^

killatunk: hey screesh sup my #1 home de
astromage1: Oh hey sup dem hows it going man
killatunk: dat's it all you say hey sup to you #1 home de
astromage1: hahah sorry man I just got A killa headack *smacks the the tarts out of dem's mouth*
killatunk: shut up fool *rock buttoms sof*
killatunk: so what you doing
astromage1: ummmmm well taking advil and watching BET as well as taalking to one dumb mofo
killatunk: ok keep triping beotch i got yo bus stop
astromage1: hahahah what you fin do okkie you seen what happend to vaul
killatunk: vaul sorry he cant do shet
astromage1: you can either
killatunk: anyway *jack kicks sof in the nutz*
astromage1: hey dem guess what
killatunk: what?
astromage1: De's NUTZZz ahhahhahaha I gotta go going to sleep
killatunk: stay cool piece

[Cyan] exercise is evil
[ILLogicoL] No, it is God in disguise.
[ILLogicoL] Love it, embrace it.
[ILLogicoL] xD

(Few seconds later)

[Saraki] So if you're doing excersise you're doing G...
[Saraki] Im not going to finish that sentence
[ILLogicoL] XD!

Sorry to all Christians who were offended. xD

Angel: i'm stuck in one channel with 3 asian women ;)
Angel: great just great ....
Angel: now if only my girlfriend were here with me ....

That cracked me up xD

I DEMAND YOU READ THIS GEM OF A POST




Andaris: You can't feel pain right?
Wyllius: Depends really
Anaris: How so?
Bossker: He can feel my foot in his rectum.
Bossker: *shoves it up there*
Wyllius: *shoves Unne up Bossker's rectum*
Bossker: Oh god! Get it out! GET IT OUT!
Wyllius: The fun part is when Unne shakes his head.

Bossker> DreamCatcher, are you Tammy?
Andaris> No
Andaris> DC's realy name is Bob
Bossker> I knew it.
Bossker> Its Loony_BoB
Bossker> In disguise.
angel> but that would stink bossker
Andaris> His name is Daniel
DreamCatcher> Right...
Bossker> I know what his name his.
Yunie> he is?
David> Yes, let me take those fake breasts off him
Bossker> I've recieved messages from him on my Cell.
*David attempts to do so
Bossker> Pull harder?
Andaris> I'l help
Yunie> xD
David> Hmm...the blasted things won't come off
Andaris> Yea i know
David> maybe if I play with 'em a bit
Andaris> Good Idea
Yunie> eeewww....
*Yunie looks away in disgust
David> Hmm...you know what...these might be real
Andaris> Hmm
Andaris> hang ong
Andaris> on*
*Andaris tastes them
Andaris> Your right!
Ashi> What does a heart attack feel like?
DreamCatcher> ...
David> like getting hit in the chest with a sledge hammer
angel> a cramp around the heart
*David defends from Tammy's wrath

Yes...

Just a piece of random conversation with stubborn and cranky Del Snizz today.



Del Snizz: You'd better be.
Mikztsu1: Have a snoflaek
Del Snizz: Never!
Mikztsu1: What?!
Mikztsu1: What is this now? :o(
Del Snizz: It isn't much of anything, really.
Mikztsu1: There has to be something.
Mikztsu1: There's ALWAYS something.
Del Snizz: Nope. Sorry.
Del Snizz: Not this time.
Mikztsu1: Well, you just seemed to be so determined to refuse.
Mikztsu1: exclamation mark and all.
Del Snizz: Yeah, I guess you're right.
Del Snizz: In a wrong way, though.
Mikztsu1: I'm never right in a wrong way!
Mikztsu1: When I'm right, it's right by all means.
Del Snizz: Well you are now.
Del Snizz: Not today.
Mikztsu1: I guess it's just not mide day then, eh? =\
Mikztsu1: *my day
Del Snizz: Most certainly not.

Some more very confusing, makes-no-sense chat with the good folks at Del_Snizz. xD


president_capsule_corp: It's YOU.
Del_Snizz: You must be mistaken.
president_capsule_corp: Yes. Cake.
Del_Snizz: Get your own, pal.
president_capsule_corp: I'll get YOUR own!
Del_Snizz: So you will...
president_capsule_corp: No, I lied.
Del_Snizz: Darn.
president_capsule_corp: Perhaps... but not likely.
president_capsule_corp: Apparently it's 12% off.
president_capsule_corp: xD
Del_Snizz: I'll show you...
president_capsule_corp: I'd like that.
Del_Snizz: Yeah, you and what army?
president_capsule_corp: My Penguin dissapproves.
Del_Snizz: I have a very special jar of glue.
president_capsule_corp: I'll jar YOUR glue.
Del_Snizz: Kinky...
president_capsule_corp: I'll tell him right away.
Del_Snizz: You just try...
president_capsule_corp: I'd agree with you but... I don't feel like it.
Del_Snizz: Well, warthog.
president_capsule_corp: On the left, I think.
Del_Snizz: Thankya.
president_capsule_corp: Well, I'm out of witty remarks.
president_capsule_corp: xD
Del_Snizz: You had some to begin with?
president_capsule_corp: Apparently not.

*Õ_Õ*

president_capsule_corp: Mik, swearing?
president_capsule_corp::o !
mikztsu2000: >=)
mikztsu2000: Yello
president_capsule_corp: Green.
president_capsule_corp: :D
mikztsu2000: No...
mikztsu2000: Gree
president_capsule_corp: Oh? I disagree.
president_capsule_corp: :)
mikztsu2000: Your disagreement is false.
president_capsule_corp: What's a who, now?
mikztsu2000: Gree makes as much sense as Yello does.
president_capsule_corp: Yeah, says YOU.
mikztsu2000: And my word is always to be believed.
mikztsu2000: And obeyed.
president_capsule_corp: I'm sorry, Master. Please accept my apology.
president_capsule_corp: *Rapes*
president_capsule_corp: xD
mikztsu2000: It's Ok; Just never ever rape your master again.>=)
president_capsule_corp: XD!
president_capsule_corp: Sorry, I just felt the urge... those tight buns... tempting me
president_capsule_corp: O_o;
mikztsu2000: What buns are you exactly talkng about?>=]
president_capsule_corp: You know what I'm talking about
president_capsule_corp: ;-]
mikztsu2000: I really don't...
mikztsu2000: Maybe I'm just closing my mind to it, maybe I don't wanna know...
president_capsule_corp: xD!!
mikztsu2000: Stay the Hell away my tight buns untill I say otherwise!!
mikztsu2000: No matter how tempting and appealing they are
president_capsule_corp: Awww... I thought you wanted it? >=)
mikztsu2000: I didnt deny that either...
mikztsu2000: It's not always approriate, ya know?
mikztsu2000: And pure.
mikztsu2000: I however, rape you whenever I please.
president_capsule_corp: C'mon Mikeypoos, in the bed, now.
president_capsule_corp: xD
mikztsu2000: Eventhough I'm losing my bitches, you'll be my toy forever.
mikztsu2000: No more orders from you!!
president_capsule_corp: :o
mikztsu2000: In the bed, NOW!
mikztsu2000: Ramon.
president_capsule_corp: *Hops into the bed, on his knees*
president_capsule_corp: >=]

*shivers*

mikztsu1: Have a snoflaek.
Kalenisis: Hear what now?
mikztsu1: Have a snoflaek.
mikztsu1: Eat it
Kalenisis: *eats teh snoflaeky thingy*
mikztsu1: It's Snowflake.
mikztsu1: *gaves it*
mikztsu1: Snoflaek.
Kalenisis: ....
Kalenisis: *dies laughing*
Kalenisis: xD
mikztsu1: What are you laughing at now?>=]
Kalenisis: mikztsu1: Have a snoflaek.
Kalenisis: mikztsu1: It's Snowflake.
mikztsu1: Hmm...so, I gave you a snoflaek..? ;)
Kalenisis: I'm just laughing 'cause I dunno. xD
mikztsu1: Well, stop it!!!
mikztsu1: Lalala
mikztsu1: Stil in chat?
Kalenisis: "mikztsu1: Have a snoflaek. mikztsu1: Have a snoflaek. Kalenisis: *eats teh snoflaeky thingy* mikztsu1: It's Snowflake. mikztsu1: Snoflaek. mikztsu1: Snoflaek."
mikztsu1: Haha, that's silly, ok.:P
Kalenisis: OMG. I'm still laughing. xD



I really don't know why I found that so funny. O_O

Kalenisis: *sends quote to Abbie and asks her if she's insane for laughing so hard.*
mikztsu1: Haha, she told that it's snowing so I told her to eat snoflaek. She went kinda mute after that.;)
mikztsu1: Haha.xD

---

jazz8piano: that is so random!!!!!!!!!
Kalenisis: Haha
Kalenisis: Am I insane? I laughed a long time and I don't know why....O_o
jazz8piano: he absolutely can't spell snowflake
jazz8piano: no, you're not.
Kalenisis: He did once, though. xD
jazz8piano: yeah!
Kalenisis: *laughs*
Kalenisis: I dunno, man. I just found that too funny. :P
jazz8piano: OI just told him that it's snowing here and he said "eat it". He is the insane one
Kalenisis: HEhe.

---

mikztsu1: Abbey came and told this:
mikztsu1: Jazz8piano: you can't spell snowflake!
Kalenisis: xD
mikztsu1: Jazz8piano: you can't spell snowflake!
Mikztsu1: Snoflaek
Mikztsu1: ?
Jazz8piano: it's S-N-O-W-F-L-A-K-E
Mikztsu1: Snowflaeks?
Mikztsu1: Snow?
Kalenisis: *quotes again*
mikztsu1: Jazz8piano: NO!!!!! S-N-O-W-F-L-A-K-E
Mikztsu1: You don't know what it is.
Mikztsu1: I see lots of white snoflaeks here
mikztsu1: Jazz8piano: you are spelling it wrong!!!!!!!!!
mikztsu1: xD

This is relevant to Kalen's quote. Mine and Abbie's chat.

I must've been bored, but haha, making random people to think you are crazy or something else can be fun.:p


Jazz8piano: It's snowing here finally!!!!!!!
Mikztsu1: Eat it
Jazz8piano: lol
Jazz8piano: I'm gonna play in it tomarrow!
Mikztsu1: Eat snofleaks
Jazz8piano: I will, i will.
Jazz8piano: you can't spell snowflake!
Mikztsu1: Snoflaek
Mikztsu1: ?
Jazz8piano: it's S-N-O-W-F-L-A-K-E
Mikztsu1: Snowflaeks?
Mikztsu1: Snow?
Jazz8piano: NO!!!!! S-N-O-W-F-L-A-K-E
Mikztsu1: You don't know what it is.
Mikztsu1: I see lots of white snoflaeks here
Mikztsu1: No...
Jazz8piano: you are spelling it wrong!!!!!!!!!
Mikztsu1: No Abbey...
Mikztsu1: Have a snoflaek and let it melt!!!
Jazz8piano: now you're spelling my name wrong!
Mikztsu1: It's that white little snowthing that comes from the sky!
Jazz8piano: you are in a wierd mood.
Mikztsu1: No, I am not! What did I do oddly?
Jazz8piano: you are just strange. the thing about snow. are you crazy? : )
Mikztsu1: Hmm?
Mikztsu1: I'm not crazy, eating snoflaeks isnt that crazy, you know?
Mikztsu1: *eats snoflaek*
Jazz8piano: not that, it's that you CANNOT SEEM TO SPELL SNOWFLAKES CORRECTLY
Mikztsu1: I spell it as you do!
Jazz8piano: spell it now:
Mikztsu1: snowflaek
Mikztsu1: ??
Jazz8piano: the e comes after the k
Jazz8piano: not before it
Jazz8piano: got it?
Mikztsu1: snoflkea
Mikztsu1: What?!
Jazz8piano: now spell it again.:
Jazz8piano: nnnoooo
Jazz8piano: snowflake
Mikztsu1: Snoflaek
Jazz8piano: nnnnnnnooooooo
Mikztsu1: I did it like that since beginning!
Mikztsu1: Like you do.
Jazz8piano: snowflake
Jazz8piano: no you aren't!
Mikztsu1: snoflake
Mikztsu1: Ooh, I got it now.;-)
Jazz8piano: YYYYYEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jazz8piano: GOOD JOB!!!!!!!!!
Mikztsu1: Have you ever eaten snoflakes?
Jazz8piano: of course!
Jazz8piano: i know you have too
Mikztsu1: *gaevs you anothjer snoflaek*
Jazz8piano: thank you, you spelled snowflake wrong again and it's gives, not gaevs
Mikztsu1: Snoflake
Mikztsu1: *gives snoflakes*
Jazz8piano: good!
Mikztsu1: Eat it
Jazz8piano: very good!
Jazz8piano: ok, i ate it
Mikztsu1: snoflaeks melts?
Mikztsu1: *gaevs more*
Jazz8piano: GIVES
Mikztsu1: Who gives?
Mikztsu1: You maek no sense.
Jazz8piano: no, I'm telling you how to spell it. and it's make not maek
Mikztsu1: Huh????????????????
Jazz8piano: I think you drank too much or something. I have to go! Have a good break!

Kink_Master_Griever> alright Sephiorth the sheep need to be tend to
Sephiroth> k
Heart> lol
* Kink_Master_Griever whips Sephiroth
Sephiroth> ...ow
Kink_Master_Griever> speak boy
CuteAndDangerous> *heh* Yes, please do.
* Kink_Master_Griever puts Sephiroth on a leash
Kink_Master_Griever> speak boy
Sephiroth> ...no
* Kink_Master_Griever whips Sephiroth
* Kink_Master_Griever pulls his leash
* Sephiroth summons supernova on you
Kink_Master_Griever> haha
* Kink_Master_Griever sends it away with his butt
Sephiroth> ...hmm
* Kink_Master_Griever uses a Barney dildo on Sephiroth
Sephiroth> how about no
* Heart puts a leather mask with a zip for the mouth on Sephiroth
Kink_Master_Griever> thank you
* Kink_Master_Griever gives Heart a dog bone
Kink_Master_Griever> good girl
* Kink_Master_Griever pets her
* Heart rolls over
Kink_Master_Griever> such a good girl
Kink_Master_Griever> yes you are
* Kink_Master_Griever throws a ball
Kink_Master_Griever> go get it
* Heart enthusiastically runs for the ball
Kink_Master_Griever> thats right
Sephiroth> great...
* Heart holds the ball in HIS teeth and refuses to give it back
* Kink_Master_Griever stands on the bed holding Sephiroth by a leash and a whip in the other hand
* Heart growls
Kink_Master_Griever> bad girl
Kink_Master_Griever> give me the ball
Kink_Master_Griever> drop it
* Sephiroth breaks the chain, and procedes to chop griever's head off
Kink_Master_Griever> no
* Heart whimpers
Kink_Master_Griever> sick him Heart
Sephiroth> ha
Kink_Master_Griever> get him Heart
* Heart runs away from Sephiroth
Kink_Master_Griever> use Barney love my pet
Heart> god I hope noone quotes any of that
* Spatvark goes off to stick it in the quotes thread

Just don't ask, please God just don't ask!
------------------------------
This one follows on from the previous one, but is far, far longer!

Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> just getting more whips
Hitokoei> And what the hell is it with you and your stupid leather-sex fetish thing?
BlackWeeD> Normal sex is nice...
* Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever whips Hitokoei
Belladonna_Knight> Normal sex? Define.
BlackWeeD> Uhh.
BlackWeeD> Lol.
CuteAndDangerous> ^____^
Spatvark> Missionary I think he means...
* Belladonna_Knight is anti-missionary.
BlackWeeD> Lol.
* Proto whips Hitokoei.
* Belladonna_Knight is pro-lesbian sex0r! :D~
BlackWeeD> Whoo!
BlackWeeD> You're a lesbian?
Belladonna_Knight> Yes, I am a lesbian.
Spatvark> I take/do it any way I damn well like!
BlackWeeD> Ahhhhhhh
Boko> =D
BlackWeeD> :P
Boko> =0
Spatvark> We've got one lesbian, one homosexual and one bisexual
Hitokoei> I am not into S&M, bondage, leather, cock-pumping, fisting, toilet sex, three-ways, more-ways, golden showers, enemas, or anything absolutely obscure or disgusting like that.
CuteAndDangerous> Lesbians rock! :)
BlackWeeD> You learn new things everyday.
Belladonna_Knight> Actually, two homosexuals and a bisexual.
Hitokoei> And a lot of straight(?) people?
Boko> Toilet sex!?
Spatvark> I like lesbians... I always wanted to be one!
Hitokoei> Toilet sex.
Belladonna_Knight> A better statement would have been, one lesbian, one gay man, one bisexual
BlackWeeD> Define toilet sex.
CuteAndDangerous> and one me!
Spatvark> actually...
Tavaryn> Lesbians = bisexuals. :P
Tavaryn> err
Proto> sex on the toilet?
Tavaryn> homosexuals. ><
Hitokoei> Having sex near, on, or around toilet sex.
Belladonna_Knight> Exactly, Tavaryn.
BlackWeeD> Like....the shower? :D
Spatvark> yeah, but it's kinda odd, but I associate homosexual with men, not women
Hitokoei> Shower sex is good.
Hitokoei> Toilet sex isn't.
Belladonna_Knight> I've never even heard of toilet sex.
Spatvark> !addquote I like lesbians... I always wanted to be one!
-Chicken|Away- Quote added as quote number 75.
-Addict|BG- Quote " I like lesbians... I always wanted to be one!" added. Thank you!
Hitokoei> Bathtub sex...is...boring.
-Aexoden- Quote " I like lesbians... I always wanted to be one!" added. Thank you!
Proto> how about suana sex?
Belladonna_Knight> Bathtub sex... sounds romantic... *^_^*
CuteAndDangerous> Bed sex is easier then shower sex.
Hitokoei> But you don't need lubricant in the shower.
Belladonna_Knight> Sauna sex sounds hot and sweaty.
Hitokoei> Suana sex? Sounds good.
CuteAndDangerous> Yeah bathtub sex is better then shower sex too.
* BlackWeeD sees the word "sex" on his screen like 100 times.
* Boko is logging this.
Spatvark> me too!
BlackWeeD> Lol.
Boko> I'll look back at this and go "=0"
* Belladonna_Knight is autologging.
Proto> Or how about pool sex? or spa sex?
Boko> yah, autologging
Spatvark> I'll look back at it and go =D
CuteAndDangerous> Hot tub sex!
Boko> =D
Belladonna_Knight> Pool sex... I'd get chlorine in me.
Hitokoei> Swimming pool sex is always good.
Belladonna_Knight> No fun.
Hitokoei> But...it looks good!
* Spatvark shivers with excitement at hearing Chaunty say "sex"
Hitokoei> Despite the chlorine.
CuteAndDangerous> Hot tub sex sounds mighty good right about now. ^_^
Hitokoei> How did we get on this subject?
Boko> Who knows
Spatvark> Im up for it Chaunty!
Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> yes we will all be doing that
Belladonna_Knight> Chaunty: yes, it does... ^_~
Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> Hot tub sex
*** astromage1 has joined #eoff
Hitokoei> We went from food to sex.
astromage1> hey hey everyone hahahah
CuteAndDangerous> ^____^
Hitokoei> Food sex.
Boko> O_O
Spatvark> bugger off Griever, she's mine!
Belladonna_Knight> It didn't hinge on my mention of my favorite kind of "pie," did it?
Spatvark> I hope not...
astromage1> jeez I come in and all I hear is food and sex :(
Proto> I am not into S&M, bondage, leather, cock-pumping, fisting, toilet sex, three-ways, more-ways, golden showers, enemas, or anything absolutely obscure or disgusting like that.
* Belladonna_Knight turns on the bathtub and grabs Chaunty
Proto> there you have it.
Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> get in
Heart> belladonna would be pro-food and sex?
* CuteAndDangerous gets some oils
Hitokoei> Well, how did I get from food to that?
Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> just get in
Belladonna_Knight> Yes.
* Belladonna_Knight is pro-food and sex. Especially whipped cream and chocolate syrup.
Proto> just getting more whip
Hitokoei> What other kinds of sex are there...?
Hitokoei> There's always dildo-sex.
Proto> there's food sex
Hitokoei> I don't think that would be any fun.
BlackWeeD> Lol.
Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> you can use that in the hot tube
CuteAndDangerous> Food and sex = good
Hitokoei> Licking food off of one's body parts? Intriguing.
Boko> cow sex = good
BlackWeeD> Sex and Sex = Even better.
astromage1> oh
Hitokoei> COW SEX!
astromage1> Lol
Boko> =D
Boko> =0
Hitokoei> Exdee.
* Belladonna_Knight feeds Chaunty chocolates
Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> now its time to use the spank
* Spatvark spreads Ice cream on Chaunty ^_~
Heart> whipped cream though. I don't think licking meat pies of people is quite the same
CuteAndDangerous> No, no cow sex!
Spatvark> eep! no
Hitokoei> Of course every guy is horny in the morning.
* Belladonna_Knight is anti-cow sex.
Boko> =0!
CuteAndDangerous> mm.... chocolate mmm.... ice cream
Hitokoei> I mean, without the use of our brains, we wake up with an erection.
* astromage1 ives in the tub
Proto> whip cream. >=P~~
Heart> in the morning, my body's horny but my head's like oh smurf off I'm not in the mood
CuteAndDangerous> mm..... whipped cream, strawberries and sex!
BlackWeeD> Heh.
* Belladonna_Knight is amused by Hitokoei's statement.
Spatvark> up and at 'em by the break of dawn!
CuteAndDangerous> Why is this key called the "insert" key? It makes no sence!
* Belladonna_Knight massages Chaunty's back.
astromage1> Shut up about SEX :|
astromage1> ahhhhhh
Belladonna_Knight> Sex is good! :(
CuteAndDangerous> I needed a massage today. ^_^
Proto> There's always the classic French Maid sex. xD
BlackWeeD> Lol.
astromage1> stop ahhhhhhhhhhhh
BlackWeeD> Wait
BlackWeeD> What's French Maid sex?
BlackWeeD> Explain yo.
astromage1> Stop it
CuteAndDangerous> Sex with a french maid?
Hitokoei> French maid sex?
BlackWeeD> Lol.
BlackWeeD> Sex with a French maid.
* Belladonna_Knight massages the rest of Chaunty's body... slowly and sexily.
Hitokoei> Or anything that women are supposed to shave?
Proto> Ok.
Spatvark> oh now that's a good one Chaunty... go get the outfit on, and I'll meetcha in the bedroom!
BlackWeeD> Okay explain Proto.
Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> your right
CuteAndDangerous> Group sex eh? Sounds good
BlackWeeD> Lol.
Proto> No. I refuse to explain
Heart> wait for me!
Hitokoei> Maybe three-ways or more-ways would be good.
BlackWeeD> I demand you to explain!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlackWeeD> :P
Hitokoei> Anal sex is out of the question, it just looks painful and unstimulating.
Boko> ...
astromage1> emmmmmmmmmm cute and dangerous how bout youse and me go out to da club baby and explore a bit
BlackSeeD> Blacky you smurfer :D
BlackWeeD> Lol.
Belladonna_Knight> Hitokoei: actually, it could be very stimulating. The prostate gland can be touched from inside the anus
Belladonna_Knight> That, and the anus has more pleasure nerves than any part of the body, save for the clitoris.
Heart> they don't teach you that at school now do they?
astromage1> Ewwwwww anal sex is nasty and onley the desprite o people wil do it
BlackWeeD> Anal is sick.
BlackWeeD> Oral is nice tho. :D
astromage1> yes it is
Proto> especially fecal. x_X
CuteAndDangerous> O_o
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Proto> wait, we have an underaged person!
Proto> Stop all the sex talk!
BlackWeeD> ..
UndyingAngel> KEEP GOING
BlackWeeD> I am under-aged.
BlackWeeD> Lol.
CuteAndDangerous> It's okai! Keep talking
UndyingAngel> I could say that's 50% of what I came here for
CuteAndDangerous> No, stop runing my fun! ^___^
UndyingAngel> What?
* Belladonna_Knight is pro-sex.
CuteAndDangerous> *ruining?
UndyingAngel> You think I'm too young to know what sex is?
UndyingAngel> pfft
Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> this person does not now how to have fun
CuteAndDangerous> No!
UndyingAngel> Just because I don't do it doesn't mean I don't understand
Spatvark> she came here BECAUSE of all this Proto
* Belladonna_Knight rather likes UA's air of maturity.
CuteAndDangerous> Join the lovely convo UA. *heh*
UndyingAngel> lol
Spatvark> I told her what was going on and she leapt at the chance!

This says it all:

Loony_BoB> *has an admirer* O_o;;
DreamCatcher> Yup!
DreamCatcher> Danny. No.
DreamCatcher> >=)
Loony_BoB> I do, someone sent me an e-mail saying they're falling for me.
*Ally has had two admirers. Maybe three, if I'm lucky.
Ally> o.O;
Loony_BoB> *felt bad* >_<
DreamCatcher> Great... was it Scott?
Scottie> Daniel, you got it! *yay*
*DreamCatcher giggles.
Ally> Psychic. ;)
Loony_BoB> xD
Loony_BoB> *dies*
Loony_BoB> No, I didn't feel bad about your one, Scott.
Loony_BoB> I was just turned on.

Heh, just to prove EVEN Del makes typo's:

Del_Snizz> No, I wouldn't kick you. I wouldn't myself to get mad at me, would I?

& not just once, but twice!

Del_Snizz> You and you "fairness"...

heh heh heh

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[17:35] < Wyllius> I like that
[17:36] < Wyllius> I change my name and someone dies
[17:36] < BlkKnight> interesting
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[17:36] < Del_Snizz> Shove it, Wyll.
[17:36] < Wyllius> No.
[17:36] < Wyllius> And don't take that tone with me or I'll send Proto to your house with instructions ot be your friend.
[17:36] < Del_Snizz> Yes.
[17:37] < Del_Snizz> You wouldn't dare!
[17:37] < Wyllius> I have his number and supplies for him ready
[17:38] < Del_Snizz> Curse you, Wyll.
[17:38] < Del_Snizz> Curse you.
[17:38] < Hitokoei> Curse me instead!

CitizenBleys: Apparently, my name is Susan Bauer.
CitizenBleys: According to Nero, anyways.
Asorie001: xD
CitizenBleys: Check that...I'm actually Susan Kennedy.
CitizenBleys: And this is going STRAIGHT into the Quotes thread.
Asorie001: Nah xD
Asorie001: We all know you're really more of a Susan than a Mark
CitizenBleys: So's Death.
Asorie001: That's also true.

Quote:

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Originally posted by LuNaTiC jEsTeR
lol DO ME!

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*** Cloud|not|here|FFS is now known as Cloud
Cloud> I'm back!
Cloud> and better than ever!
Zell> WB then...
* Cloud feels crappy

:p

It said in or out of context so I shal Say this:
TMM:"AND TO YOU I SAY MOO!!!"

Random odd #EoFF nonsense I felt like posting.:P

CuteAndDangerous> Are YOU one of the people that would only come to my funeral to make sure I were dead?
CuteAndDangerous> Yeay! I mean.... too bad.
*** Addict is now known as Addict|Dinner
*** Kemosabe is now known as Kemosabe|away
* CuteAndDangerous talks to herself?
ILLogicoL> Perhaps?
ILLogicoL> :D
* Mikztsu tries to talk
CuteAndDangerous> Indeed.
Mikztsu> Ooh, nasty.
CuteAndDangerous> ................. ?
Mikztsu> *@_@*

*Insert about one minutes silence here*

ILLogicoL> Yeeeeep yep.
ILLogicoL> *Õ_Õ*
CuteAndDangerous> What the...?
CuteAndDangerous> *confused*
ILLogicoL> What NOT the?
ILLogicoL> D:


Haha. *laughs because is odd*

[Andaris] (OS: Windows XP Professional (5.1 - 2600)) (Uptime: 2mins 33secs) (CPU: 1-AMD , 1055MHz, 256KB) (MEM: Usage: 134/512MB (26.17%))
[Andaris] S***
[Andaris] my CPU screwed up
[Andaris] s***
[Andaris] what the h***

(Random Silence, as is common in IPP chat)

[Aexoden] Look at that uptime.
[Aexoden] You've been running windows too long.
[Aexoden] Better reboot.
[Wasubu] LOL
[Wasubu] XD

[Edit] Ahh, woopsy daisy XD I didn't notice I posted it twice.[/Edit]
Edit by Matt: You only need post it once, Ramon. ;P

This livejournal comment thing made me laugh. And fear...*Ö_Ö*

http://www.livejournal.com/talkread....=19866674&nc=7

How To Be Evil In Chat: Part One

< Memphis> what is a chara set?
< Cloud> chara set, like a caroselle only less fun and more painful
< Cloud> XD
< Memphis> ok
< Memphis> how do you get this chara sets?
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> Chinese Fortune Cookies
< Cloud> type /quit I want chara sets
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> you'll get a list of chara sets to download
< Memphis> In the mirc ?
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< Cloud> mwah haaa haaaa
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> omg, he fell for it!
< Cloud> man, i feel so dirty!
< Cloud> XD
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> heh
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> Oh man, I can't stop laughing here
< Cloud> same here man!!
< Cloud> we really should stop doing that
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< Spatvark|RPGM2K> that's the second funniest thing ever
< Cloud> wb!
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> wb
< Cloud> you forgot to lwave a space btween "I" and "want"
< Memphis> I got disconnect?
< Cloud> *leave
< Cloud> *between
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> Maybe you should try it again Memphis?
< Memphis> no I dident
< Cloud> *** Memphis has quit IRC (Leaving: Iwant chara sets)
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> yes you did
< Cloud> see, you did
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> try it with the space
*** Memphis has quit IRC (Leaving: I want chara sets)
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> XD
< Cloud> omfg
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> twice!
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> TWICE!
< Cloud> that was tooo easy!
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> What a pratt!
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< Spatvark|RPGM2K> OK, we stop now Cloud
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< Cloud> yeah, good idea
< Cloud> wb
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< Cloud> the dl IRC must be buggered up
< Cloud> pah

bossker101: T- 2 days.
bossker101: till i can get my license!
bossker101: YES!
halanbl: bah
halanbl: whore cares
halanbl: i mean who
bossker101: yes, whores care
halanbl: damn, that was a really bad typo

* DragonsRage eeps, and hides behing Scottie*
[DragonsRage] *behind
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Made me laugh for a while XD

This day shall live on in history, the day Wyllius was defeated in battle:

RABTHEREF: Less talking from you.

Spatvark: *pouts*

RABTHEREF: Pfft

Spatvark: That's some top-notch pffting there! (SNIZZISM!!!!!)

RABTHEREF: Less Snizz you.

Spatvark: I'll Snizz YOUR less (ANOTHER SNIZZISM!!!!!)

RABTHEREF: *Slap*

Spatvark: I'll slap YOUR *!

RABTHEREF: Meh, I usually don't resort to this, but; Self if your self is self then self cannot allow self to continue with this self, for self is wrong.

Spatvark: Ah, but I'm not YOUR Self, thus I am not wrong, then I can continue with this for the self that is wrong is not myself but yourself

RABTHEREF: But self is self, not self, but self in the context that self is self, and ,my self is self incarnate, so self is wrong for self

Spatvark: So you're saying that your self is all selfs thus any self is always wrong when referring to other selfs? By saying that, you are saying that your self is wrong, as well as my self, thus anything your self says about me, and anything my self says about your self is wrong, thus you're talking bollocks, and so is this!

RABTHEREF: Nah, it's double reverse backwards broken bicycle Platoism

Spatvark: Really? I thought it was the more common, lesser-spotted, double breasted trousers of doom belonging to Engelbert Humperdink Zionism personally

RABTHEREF: Do not Mock Englebert or I shall smite thee down with the black beast of Aldershot and remove your trousers!

Spatvark: I shall Mock Engelbert no longer, for I always thought he was better than Burt Baccarach anyway

RABTHEREF: Burt Baccarach *Shakes Fist*

Spatvark: May he be damned to heaven, where he can torture all of those angels!

Wyll - you do realise that you've not won there, you failed to counter my last rebuke of Self, and tried to let the conversation go into Burt Baccarach, then I left because there was fun outside. In conclusion, I am fecking Marvellous.

Proto:
Dear Del Snizz,
You see, there is this girl, (who I will call "Britt" from now on.) You see, Britt is a very attractive young woman, but it seems that she denies being female, though I couldn't admit it but find this to be amusing. My problem isn't the fact that I can't seem to talk to Britt, but it's rather about her. Is there any way to tell Britt that she can't deny her gender? Is she confused, or what? Thanks in Advance


Reno: Dear Del Snizz,
However can we stop Proto from being horribly killed now?


*runs from Britt*

[ILLogicoL] Gau wanted to rape my butt when I was President.
[ILLogicoL] Rape me now!
[ILLogicoL] xD
[ILLogicoL] o_o
* gau kisses Ramon's ass.
[ILLogicoL] XDD
[gau] *slurp*
[ILLogicoL] Oh, god.
* ILLogicoL Moans.
[ILLogicoL] O_o
[gau] That's some mighty fine ass.
[ILLogicoL] XD

Disturbed yet? Hope so xD

This happened quite a while ago, but meh, I felt like posting it up so whatyagonnado?

< Spatvark|RPGM2K> The sound has ceased
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> The chat's deceased
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> Plenty of time
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> To ruin my life
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> So why start now?
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> Hanging around
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> Searching the ground
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> Trying to find
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> Some peace of mind
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> But why start now?
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> Pull back the sky
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> Ask yourself why
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> Can't you be free?
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> Why can't you see?
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> Just don't start now
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> Seen it before
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> Why not once more?
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> Nothing changes
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> Close exchanges
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> So why change now?
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> Turn back the time
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> See what was mine
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> All turned to trout
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> How could I fit?
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> So who cares now?
< cl_out> Not me :)
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> Inspiration
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> Perspiration
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> Mutilation
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> Saturation
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> Can I stop now?
< cl_out> If you want

I posted these kinda to my LJ earlier cause they made me laugh.

Here's Kath's (Tatum) comments on the MikArt yaoi I drew and showed to her:

mikztsu2000: So, did you like the picture?
sillybilliegurlie: Feck. Mik, you're so sick. O_O
sillybilliegurlie: That's.. too .. distrubing. FECK!
sillybilliegurlie: I worry about your children..
sillybilliegurlie: How many do you plan to have?
mikztsu2000: Heaps.


And these are Ariel's comments after reading this LJ entry of mine about how bills turn me on (I was kidding of course).>=P

ceridwyn23 (05:59:53 PM): It counts as sick, yes.
ceridwyn23 (06:00:03 PM): I mean, it's nice to know you having nothing to pay.
ceridwyn23 (06:00:12 PM): But sure as hell not a turn on.

[/complicated] *@_@*

Miktsu: Well, I've stripped on webcam with few people (Kildarre etc)

(05:06) angel-wallpapermaking: hey chauntell
(05:06) angel-wallpapermaking: wanna see some wallpapers i made ?
(05:06) CuteAndDangerous: uh, sure?
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(05:07) Chris: Guess not XD

xDDD

Quote:

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Originally posted by ILLogicoL


(05:06) angel-wallpapermaking: hey chauntell
(05:06) angel-wallpapermaking: wanna see some wallpapers i made ?
(05:06) CuteAndDangerous: uh, sure?
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(05:07) Chris: Guess not XD

xDDD

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*heh*

Oupsie!

Panicmonger: I'm horny.

WackySerGe: Everyone is horny. Damn horny

Panicmonger: You're not. You're grown-up. :p

WackySerGe: Hah. That's probably the thing that never dies. :-)

Panicmonger: This is getting distracting. QUICK, say something off-turning.

WackySerGe: Um... Grandma in the shower! Grandma in the shower!

WackySerGe: Did that do it?

Panicmonger: My grandma is dead, so, yeah.

"can you imagine getting high on cheesecake?"
-my boss

"i wanna see someone get eaten by a lion"
-d

"no. i haven't raped anyone. yet."
-towns

Sugpo> Shut up and talk!

Soggy Poop, how can I talk when I have to shut up? xD :p

[20:41] [@Aexincha]You need to take a quiz, boyo.
[20:41] [@Aexincha]I even gave you ops as a reward.
20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
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[20:44] [@Aexincha] Ok, that'll be quite enough of that.
[20:44] [@Aexincha] Maybe you should quote it.

Aexo' went crazy, coz I didn't take his test. xDDD

oh dear god

Oldman: I DEMAND A BACK RUB
Cloud: you have no right to damand anything!
Oldman: AT LEAST I CAN SPELL, PUNY MOHRTEL
Oldman: *MORTAL

It was a JOKE.
I was JOKING, you bad man.
Make the bad man stop.
:rolleyes2

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Oldman: dont you meditate at me, it says it right there !
Oldman: spank.... daddy is that u ??
Oldman: brb, im going to java
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[ILLogicoL] I have a fishy.
[ILLogicoL] Do you have a fishy Snizz?
[Del_Snizz] No, I have no fishy Snizz.

* Wyllius puts the fish in a bowl, then on Kelly's head
[Rinoabella] What do I do with it?
[Del_Snizz] What DON'T you do with it?
[Wyllius] The fish is linked to a bomb, if it moves then an ice cream truck will explode spreading ice lollies in a 5 mile radius

[Daryl] Well, see, I'm female. Yet I'm male. Unless I'm not. Carry the four, and don't forget to add two teaspoons of paprika

Very classy quotes. *Nods* xD

*rang Daryl for two hours today* Nicky was also there.

One quote per person...

Nicky: You live in America and you don't watch the Simpsons? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?

Me: It's nice to have people like Nicky around to make me feel a bit better about myself.

Daryl: I usually picture you as a chocobo, so right now I'm imagining a chocobo coming at me with a steak knife.

Some selections from the transcript I made of a phonecall between Wyllius and me...

Wyllius: I'd just say I refuse to die. I'd be like, "I'm 15825 years old" and they'd be "Wow! How come you haven't died?" and I'd be like "I refuse to die"

Wyllius: I want to kill everyone in Europe

Wyllius: Scotland, Wales and Canada are the only alright countries in the world. Scotland and Wales just don't give a :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: and Canada aren't buying sh!tloads of weapons like everyone else is.

http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showt...threadid=14422

A thread about people who rape animals... or something like that.

Bulldog: does anyone know those two freaks' adresses? I want to kill them.

Agent Proto: No you don't Bulldog... :p

Not At All Reno: LOL. :p Proto = wit+4.

Took me awhile to get his joke, then I found out. xD Can you figure it out?

Quote:

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Daryl> Hi, Baka, Lucca.
mage> hong kong jong fong
Baka> ello.
Lucca|Shiznit> hi
mage> zijn er nog anderen nederlanders
Daryl> Excellent, an op arrives right on time. Continue your antics, mage, please.
Baka> 2 ops, plz
mage> jammer
mage> dan niet
mage> hallo
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Zephy> :)
Lucca|Shiznit> eek.
Baka> JON
Baka> Damnit
Zephy> heheh
*** Ragnarok sets mode: +o Baka
Lucca|Shiznit> I had it >.>;
Baka> I wanted that
* Zephy cackles
Baka> biatch
* Zephy = jon
Daryl> Oh, neat.
*** Baka sets mode: -o Baka
Baka> I dunno, 2 global ops turn up, and the IRC op sorts it out :P
* Proto|SemiHere hurts Ragnarok.
Daryl> Aw.
Ragnarok> ow
Daryl> Poor Raggy.
Daryl> Bah.
Proto|SemiHere> Sorry?
Proto|SemiHere> :\
Ragnarok> bitch :P
Proto|SemiHere> Yeah, i know.
Zell> Hm...
Zell> Yes, Hmm...
Spatvark> fun...
* Proto|SemiHere slaps Ragnarok again for being called a bitch.
Proto|SemiHere> refrain from slapping Raggy?
* Ragnarok contemplates a kick/ban
Proto|SemiHere> *gasp*
* Daryl giggles.
Zell> heh heh
* Proto|SemiHere backs off.
* Proto|SemiHere initiates apology.
* Ragnarok huggles Proto
Zell> XD
Proto|SemiHere> Apparently so. :D
Spatvark> Baka...
Baka> yes?
Spatvark> no, I meant as in the word, not the person
Baka> oro.
* Ragnarok huggles Hito
Daryl> Aww... such love in this channel
* Ragnarok fuggles Spatvark
Spatvark> O_O
Spatvark> aieeeeeee!
Zell> heh heh
Proto|SemiHere> fuggles?
Daryl> Heh
Daryl> 'fuggles'
Zell> XD
* Zell laughs
* Spatvark runs off to a shower to wash himself and proceeds to set fire to his clothes
Daryl> Aw..
* Ragnarok is hurt
Spatvark> [Insert Crying Game music here]
* Daryl patpats Raggy
* Lucca|Shiznit huggles Raggy
* Spatvark huggles Ragnarok
Spatvark> Don't be hurt Raggy
* Baka would huggle Raggy, but it would be a bit weird
Spatvark> heh
* Ragnarok huggles Baka
Baka> aaaaaaaa
Zell> XD
Proto|SemiHere> I can feel the love.. =P
Zell> Aww....
Zell> So cute
Spatvark> get your hands out of your pants Proto!
* Ragnarok sets fire to everyone
*** Ghostraper has joined #eoff
Zell> heh heh
Zell> Hey Mik
Ghostraper> Hello.*_*
Daryl> Hi, Mikael
Spatvark> IT BURNS, IT BURNS!
Baka> ghost....raper.
Ghostraper> Hey Beckers.>=)
Zell> A good time to enter
Daryl> Fire! Eek!
Baka> oro
* Zell runs around
Ghostraper> I am rapist. Raper is just my tile.:o)
* Spatvark sets fire to stuff accidentally
* Proto|SemiHere makes Raggy rape Ghostraper.
Zell> heh heh
Ghostraper> Hita
* Ragnarok rapes Proto
Ody|Stuffs> Bad raggy! No bone!
Zell> XD
Ghostraper> Ahh, ok
Ghostraper> Bad Rags, bad.
* Proto|SemiHere kinda likes it. O_o
Daryl> OH, my...
Zell> You shouldn't say that
Daryl> o_O
Zell> heh
Proto|SemiHere> I didn't say that.
Ragnarok> Was that as good for you as it was for me?
Lucca|Shiznit> ...no
* Ghostraper huggles Rags and pets his arse
Proto|SemiHere> Maybe?
Ragnarok> leave my arse alone damnit
Spatvark> You do realise all this will be quoted?

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'nuff said

(!~*Boomer* is my friend, Spaulding is me)


!~*Boomer* 02/03/20 9:32 PM You got a tattoo!

Spaulding 02/03/20 9:32 PM What does it say?

!~*Boomer* 02/03/20 9:33 PM Sweet! What about mine?

Spaulding 02/03/20 9:33 PM Dude! What does mine say?

!~*Boomer* 02/03/20 9:33 PM Sweet! What about mine?

Spaulding 02/03/20 9:34 PM Dude! What does mine say?

!~*Boomer* 02/03/20 9:34 PM Sweet! What about mine?


Spaulding 02/03/20 9:34 PM Dude!
What
does
mine
say?

!~*Boomer* 02/03/20 9:35 PM Sweeettt.
What
About
Mine?

Spaulding 02/03/20 9:35 PM Dude. W h a t d o e s m i n e s a y ?

!~*Boomer* 02/03/20 9:36 PM Chinese guy: no no no, you idiots! your tattoo
says dude. Your tattoo says sweet!

Spaulding 02/03/20 9:37 PM (I forget what happens next...)

!~*Boomer* 02/03/20 9:37 PM Chester goes outside and calls Jesse on their
cell phones.

Spaulding 02/03/20 9:37 PM Oh. Yeah. Whatever. I. Guess. Yeah. I. Think.
Dunno.

!~*Boomer* 02/03/20 9:38 PM I'm listening to music videos

Spaulding 02/03/20 9:38 PM Shibby dibby doo.