No. After the earthquake in Mist Valley he suffered head trauma.
If the great sage Tellah couldn't remove Palom and Porom's petrification, then how did the Mysidian Elder do it?
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No. After the earthquake in Mist Valley he suffered head trauma.
If the great sage Tellah couldn't remove Palom and Porom's petrification, then how did the Mysidian Elder do it?
With a thick Slavic accent.
How many King of Summons are there?
As many as you want.
This bugs me- When the characters have seven out of the eight crystals, why do they have to go out and get the last one? What harm can Golbez do with it? AND WHY DO THEY BRING THE SEVEN CRYSTALS THEY HAVE WITH THEM? Its like they really didnt want to prevent the apacolypse.
Golbez would've ended up stealing the key anyways. Either way Golbez would have gotten the last Dark Crystal.
Where were the first 2 Dark Crystals before Golbez stole them? (Not the ones that were behind Giott's throne and in the Sealed Cavern)
He found them on eBay.
What happened to Kain's parents? (If this was actually answered in the game, next poster gets my question.)
According to FFI & II Dawn of Souls Kain's dad died from the emperor and his mom died from old age. (it didn't actually say how his mom died but I'm guessing that's what happened)
When the rod is used as an item and the rod user uses a Shuriken where does the Shuriken come from?
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Originally Posted by Evastio
What? That makes no sense. The only character capable of using shuriken is Edge and he can't equip rods...
Someone take mine, but Evastio, please explain this question.
How come you never get a BushHag in your party?
Both Golbez and Leviathan took them all.
About my question: You know how you can use the Rod as an Item in battle when equipped and then a shuriken is thrown? Where does the shuriken come from?
The other party members are revealing their secret desire to be ninjas.
Your right too Jesse1 you win the prize of being as much as a geek as anyone on this forum.:p
Back on topic... What has FuSoYa been doing all this time? I know he's protecting the sleeping Lunarians but you know he would probably be doing other things...
He draws moustaches on their faces with Magic Marker.
I repeat Dr. Acula's question.
I don't think you're allowed to do that.
I guess I'll answer it anyways.
FuSoYa took all the "bush" in the FFIV universe so there's only hags left.
How do 3 Mad Ogres and an Elixir manage to fit themselves inside that treasure chest in Eblan Castle?
Because they wanted Rosa to be the "damsel in distress." :DQuote:
Originally Posted by NINJA_Ryu
The ogres had to spoon to do it. Thats why they were mad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Evastio
Why can't Edward play a good song?
He does play good songs. The sound system of the SNES, Gameboy, and Playstation just distort the songs so much, they're barely tolerable.
Why is Cecil named Cecil in a midevil fantasy setting?
It's a Lunarian name.
Why does the Toad Lady cast Toad on herself when she's alone?
She considers Cecil and his party far too ugly to satisfy her, uh, fetishes.
When Cecil becomes a Paladin, why is he clearly shown wearing a suit of armour, when in the menu all he has is ordinary Clothes? Speaking of which, what do these Clothes consist of anyways?
The clothes consist of white paddies, and he found them in the shrine. It was surrounded by the stuff.
Someone take my q
Why are Generals such cowards?
They don't get paid enough to be brave.
Someone take mine.
because they think cecil is
Why does cecil's hair change colors all the time
'Cuz Rosa tells him to.
Why is Rosa so blonde??
'Cuz Cecil let fall a chlorine bottle on her hair...
Why do chochobos sing that stupid song???
Because they're bored and they already drank all the booze, so they need something else to pass the time.
Speaking of boredom, what does Bahamut do with all that spare time in his lonely cave on the moon?
He tries to make better his ugly sprite... (not the battle one, the battle one is nice...)
From wich part of the body of the pink puff (Flan princess) u get the pink tail??? (if u see their sprite, u would never think they could have a tail =S)
http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...20Princess.gif
By "Pink Tail" they mean "Nostril Hair" that came out of the Flan Princesses microscopic nostrils.
Out of all the spies that old guy in Mysidia could have sent to spy on Cecil at Mt. Ordeals, why did he send two five-year-old kids with hardly any magic training?
Cause they was so annoying that he just wanted to get rid of them... he thought "now they are gonna die!!! ACHOOOOOOOO!!!"...
(SPOILER)how bad they came back alive... that's why he send them again and with more luck they end up stoned there...
Why Sabin does not appear on FFIV xD... ??? (i trained him so much that i need him on any ff i play ...lol)
Because he wasn't born yet... Not for two more installments anyway...
Why does Cid have a beard?
He needs a place to hide his viagra
Why do I die all the time
Thats not story wise relevant, and is a question for your skill. Please, change your question,or let someone else take your question.
I guess I'll take the question.
Why doesn't Zemus attack back?
He subscribes to the Obi-Wan Kenobi "Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine" school of thought.
Why don't Cecil and Kain just make out already?
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Originally Posted by NINJA_Ryu
Umm... since when did it have to be?
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Originally Posted by Queen Anthai
They're not gay for each other. Duh. Cecil has Rosa and Yang for lovin and Kain likes to touch small childrens.
Why is Kain blonde?
To arcanedude: I dont mind the answers, you can respond in any wacky fashion as long as it answers the question.
However, with the questions, these are questions that deal with charachters, events, monsters, items, or anything else found in the game that wasnt addressed in the story. Questions about skill of the player, off topic questions, or already answered questions ingame (Like, do Rosa and Cecil get married in the end? They really seemed to like each other) will be null, and the poster will have to post another question or pass it on.
Only his hairdresser knows for sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by arcanedude34
If a million monkeys were on a million typewriters, could they eventually produce FFIV yaoi that doesn't suck?
Silly, you can't make yaoi with typewriters! You need paintbrushes to do that... So, no, they couldn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Queen Anthai
How come, when Yang uses his power/deadly/whatever attack, it takes so freakin' long to charge?!
Because it uses so much energy (and Yang is lazy) he decides not to use it for a while.
Why is Kainazzo so unbelievably ugly?
Kain touched him when he was a little kid (damn perverted dragoon), and Kainazzo felt so dirty that he jumped into a basin of acid to get cleansed.
If ninjas are all stealthy and stuff, why the hell does Edge wear a bright orange cape?
He's part of a super-secret squad of dual-class ninja-traffic cone that work diligently to protect the world from chaos, the apocalypse, horrifying doom, and drunk motorists.
Why do the Dwarves say Lali-Ho?
Because it means "Gooday mate! Put another shrimp on the barb?" in Dwarven.
If Asura has three faces, how does she find the time to put makeup on all three in the morning before she goes to work?
Her multiple arms more than make up the time. :D
Why don't Imp Captains drop the Imp Summon?
Why would they? Really if you think about it logically, why would a monster you just killed give you the power to summon them at will to do your bidding? And if its not the ones you killed, then why would they have a scroll or whatever to summon more of their kind since they ARE one of their kind? And they could just form into parties if they want multiple fighters.
Uh, I mean... a wizard did it.
What did the wizard do?
Your mother.
How does the darkknight make darkness work (the attack)
He channels all the darkness in the world into his sword and unleashes it on people who are afraid of the dark. That might explain why it is always day time in the game, except for a few cutscenes where Cecil decided to spare the citizens of the world and let them sleep.
What cutlery does Edward use, spoons, forks or knives?
None. Super secret Ninja-Traffic Cones only eat pizza.
Why is Final Fantasy IV so cool, yet so underappreciated?
Underappreciated? Where did you get that idea?
Its not exactly the most hailed of all the games. And where's your question? I guess I'll have to take it.
Doesn't Kain get hot in his armor?
He does, but he want to lose weight, that's why he almost enjoy sweating and tolerate the heat... maybe, if he lose weight, Rosa would like him...
Poor Kain... :nonono:
Btw, why does the Tricker/Li'l Murderer enemy appear always alone???
What was he doing there all alone in the moon???
Mastu-- erm... Playing with himself. Yeah. >_>
Who turned Cecil into a pig in Mysidia; the dancer or the old lady?
The old lady disguised as a dancer. Cecil is so short-sighted he didn't see her wrinkles.
How are Phantom Beasts born?
When a mommy summoned monster and a daddy summoned monster love each other very, very much, they go to the farm and pick a baby summoned monster together from the cabbage patch, and then the stork delivers it home. I thought everyone knew that!
Why aren't there any moogle in FFIV?
Cuz Edgar killed all them to make his clothes...
Why does Rydia don't want to be with Edge???
She doesn't like his overconfident attitude.
Who was responsible for putting that unknown force in Baron Castle that stops Cecil from entering the 2nd Basement floor?
Um...the king did, so no one would find his "secret place".:eek:
Someone can take my question!:D
Porque es Rosa muy muy estupido?
(Why is Rosa very very stupid?)
I don't think she is stupid, cuz she can manage the great white spell "White"... (if u train her)... she have to has a powerful mind for that...
That one is maybe a personal appreciation more than a fact of the game... =/
Why almost all the people in the world looks like they were just the same person???
I mean, all the girls looks like the same girl, and so, all the boys too... All the black mages and the white mages, and the old man, and the kids... looks like they are just the same person...
Only the important people like our party and those in the power looks different... i would get confused talking to so much people who looks like just one...
http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...1%20(Left).gif http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...2%20(Left).gif http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...3%20(Left).gif
The Lunarians used their advanced technology to clone the people on earth since there wasn't much of them.
How can Kain jump/Yang kick on Sword Rats without geting hurt?
caluses on their feet. someone take my question.
How can I replace Palom with Vivi?
Making Vivi put a porn magazine with a rat trap... then when Palom falls, Vivi make a vudu ritual, then jump five times, prays 6 times to God Kefka, run with the running shoes 3 times around the world without finding ramdom battles, then make the Sword Dance with a Tonberi, and then, when Vivi randomly get to find a pink tail on the Tonberi lamp with the steal command with the sword dance, will get the Palom place...
Of Course, Vivi should have STR up to 69, and Magic less than 12, =S ...and u only can do it before Rydia casts Fire for first time xD...
Why is blue the default color of all the conversations of the game??? ...al people is so blue =(??? =S
...what?
The game developers did it so that they could gross out the dwarves with the colour blue.
Why are there no Flails in FFIV?
They used dead rats instead of spiky metal balls for their prototype. After the flail designers all died of the plague, no one on the Blue Planet mentionned flails again.
Besides Cecil (because he already did it), if all the cast got a class change after visiting Mt. Ordeal, what would their new job be?
Since Tellah, Porom, and Palom are the only ones with Cecil at that point in the game...
Tellah - Red Mage
Porom - Summoner
Palom - Geomancer
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Why does Cecil have purple hair in game but in Amano's art he's depicted in having white hair?
Because Amano painted how he would be in the future.
Who are Palom and Porom's parents?
Ivan Pavlov and a random Wizard lady.
Why does Golbez pick Kain?
Because he thinks the grudge he holds against Cecil for stealing his girlfriend will make him easier to target.
That, and he's got a fancy for young blonde hot dragoons and their *spear*.
If there are dragoons, why there are no dragons to ride?
They're either underground or on the moon. Dragoons didn't have access to those places (until Cecil and everyone made it possible to access them).
Do the Namingway people get paid?
Yes, but mentioning the method of the payment might get you arrested.
Why are Octomamm's eyes all freaky-like?
Because he thought putting soap in his eyes would make them look cleaner. Bad idea.
How can I kick Rosa and Edge outta my team in favor of Palom and Porom?
Tell them "Look! I can see Rydia down there! And she's making out with Cecil!" They'll both run like there's no tomorrow.
Why is the Ant Lion's sprite so awfully ugly?
Because he is just so ugly the people at square said lets just make everything about him ugly.
No question, someone take it
Play the GBA Version of FFIV.
Why don't Hammers hurt as much as they should in FFIV?
It is Cid problem... he has his hand exhausted for something he was doing... so, can't use the hammers right...
why doesn't the evil/wicked mask guy have body???
they were sold out.
How DO airships work?
They are propelled with Cid's farts.
Why don't Cecil and Golbeze look like each other at all?
How could you tell? You never see Golbeza.
(This is a question and an answer).
Its a mystery...
Why does Kain tell Cecil to kill him if he turns evil again if Kain's so much stronger and Cecil would never be able to kill him?
so he can confirm that he really can kick cecil's ass all over the place.
how long did zeromus grow/not wash his hair to get those longass dreads?
7507095640956340956439 years.
Someone take mine.
How come it's so hard to run away from monsters in the Lunar Subterranean Core?
That's because of a bizarre effect in Lunar gravity.
Is the moon really made of cheese?
No, its processed yogurt.
If Cecil were a beaver, would he be a kick ass beaver?
Yeah, but not as good a beaver as Gus in FFII.
Why aren't you allowed to run into the Tower of Bab-il in the Upper World with the airship?
Cuz if you did, then everyone would have to kick your ass.
How come they're called Hummingways if they dont hum? (It sounds like they're choking on a piano >_<)
Because, the Mafia lords of Hummingsville blackmailed themselves into the game, under the disquise of Hummingways.
How is it possible to "use" up a tent? Understandably so for a cottage, but you can take down the tent and use it again, right?
The Monsters are the ones "using it up". They vandalize it in the middle of the night.
How come you can only land on mountains, towns, castles, and lava for only half a second on the airship?
The airship could stay there for all eternity if it wanted, but if the gang got out, they'd fall/rown instantly and you'd geta game over. The programmers just save you a lot of frustration.
Take mine.
Who was the one responsible for making Evil Wall?
the same person who made Mild Mannered Door
how did Zeromus manage to not wash his hair for 500473042730 times the age of the universe?
There's no water in outer space.
How come Golbez takes way more damage from spells in the GBA Version?
it's all in the name: GBA Version = GolbezisaBitchAss Version.
do you think rosa likes the new good guy look for cecil, or does she yearn for the asshole black knight that he was?
She would rather date Cecil in a tu-tu.
Is Kain emo?
Sure thing. Or he wouldn't have that mane of hair, even if he hides it under a helmet. And unrequited love is uber-emo.
Who lays Mystery Eggs?
Mystery Hens.
Take mine.
What makes Final Fantasy IV, Final Fantasy IV?
The ultimately bad translation. It's definitely worse than the other FF's.
What's up with Edward wearing high heels?
They actually contain amplifiers for the Twin Harp. That's why you can hear it from afar.
What would Rosa do if she saw Cecil at the girl's show in Troia?
She'd probably be one of the girl's dancing at the show.
How come there's a Lilith Rod when Lilith's don't use rods?
Because Lilith Dildo wouldn't make it in an E rated game.
Why is it that everyone can breathe on the moon?
Because being the moon made of cheese, it manages to release oxygen somewhat (this doesn't make sense, like much of the rest of FF IV, so it fits perfectly.)
Are the Summones in the Land of Monsters Rydia's relatives? And if so, why is she so cute and they are so ugly?
The summons are old friends of her ancestors but not actual relatives.
Speaking of the land of summoned monsters, where are Shiva, Ifrit, Ramuh, and Titan in the Summoned Monsters Town?
there two stories down parting....you know the background behind the background.
Why do the sprites almost always have one foot except Yang....wait lemme check.
They hide their leg behind their other leg.
Why do they do that though?
To hide the deforming scars they got in battle (thats where they get hit and thats why they dont end up w/ missing limbs etc.)
Why doesnt Cecil take everyone (PCs and all the armies) to the final confrontation so that I dont get my ass handed to me every time?
Because the Lunar Whale has only one minibar. And Cecil has the key.
What does Rosa see in Cecil anyway?
Rosa sees responsibility, determination, respectfulness, and a sense of righteousness in Cecil.
Why can't the Hovercraft be taken underground?
Because the underground is boring.
What exactly was the Pig Granny doing to Cecil's unconscious pig body while he was, well, unconscious?
It can. This also causes the Overworld Theme to play in the Underworld.Quote:
Originally Posted by Evastio
Pig Granny was heating up some oil to fry some pork rinds.
Why is the pass to the dancer's hall so expensive :(?
cuz these modern day strippers r overpriced
and sum1 take my Q
Why is there even a dancers' hall?
It's Troia's way of making money.
How come there are evil bosses in FFIV that get healed from Holy power?
A. They used to be child-molesting priests.
Q. Why didn't Troia's prized all-female army do a single thing to prevent the Dark Elf from stealing the Earth Crystal?
A. They were getting their nails done.
Someone take my question XD
Why is there no castle that only talks about how stupid GIRLS are? I feel that's sexual-discrimination : (
Damycian was in charge of that before it got bombed.
How come in the Baron Inn you're never able to tell the Innkeeper at the counter about the dancer in Baron even though there's a notice that tells you to inform him about talented dancers?
A. Because Kain said he'd kill everyone and their puppies in their sleep if they tried to get him hired as a Baronian Inn dancer again. Yes, it happened before. Yes, they were all drunk. Yes, Kain does indeed look ridiculous in a pink leotard.
Q. Was Anna mentally... er... challenged to fall for Edward, or did she just marry him because he's filthy rich, being a prince and all?
Both.
Why doesn't this game have Sephiroth?
the graphics could not compete with ps because of sehpys beautiful hair!
why cant Rydia use white magic after she gets older?
She gets more selfish as she gets older and finds no need to heal people.
Take mine.
What exactly happens when white chocobos try to fly?
they get a hernia.
how did rosa get that sickness near the beginning of the game?
She ate at China Max and the food had bugs in it so she got violently sick and went into a coma. But due to China Max's threats to sue, Square changed it to "Desert Fever"
Why is Edge such a pimp?
Because he knew he had to set the prerequisite for the glorious pimps in the later games. (ie: edgar)
Somebody can take my question
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Originally Posted by Garnie
How come people keep asking the same questions from earlier in the thread?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gabranth
A. They're like the various NPCs in the game; they don't mind repeating the same stuff again and again.
Q. What makes Rydia so green?
she ate rosa's cooking
why does zeromus look like spagetti?
I'll anwer with a comparison thingy:
Satan is to God as Zeromus is to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Can Golbez use white magic?
He try to learn white magic but keep on getting F everytime hes in the white magic class.
Someone take mine.
I'm offendedQuote:
Originally Posted by Psi
Anyway, what does Edge do during his free time?
Stares at Rydia fanfiction all day.
What does golbez look like under all that armour?
Very much like Cecil, but with a few changes, e.g., hair &/or eye color, perhaps?
How do the dwarves know about the Big Whale?
They learned about it on the Discovery Channel.
What do Golbez and FuSoYa think about all the incestuous yaoi jokes?
who you think invented the yaoi jokes =)
Why didn't the black chocobo cross the road?
Because he didn't like my face. :cry:
What did Cecil really get up to, when he was in that tent with Tellah and the young Rydia?
Cutting his toenails, of course.
What would happen to Cecil, Edge, and Kain if both Rydia and Rosa were PMSing at the same time?
They would get their erm butts kicked big time by two really PO'd women, accompanied with an explanation "Stop being annoying and asking all those stupid questions and all such crap I can up to to explain just why am I so pissed at you!" (That's what my sisters sound like... well, to think it again, they sound like that all the time).
Sorry my inglese.
How long did it take to Yang to grow that hairdo? And just why did he bother?
It took him a few minutes and he just wanted to look like Jackie Chan before he realized thats not what's Jackie Chan's hairstyle looks like. He was looking for the Ancient Mystic Razor to shave his head to grow new hair when you met him. (This would make a good sequel to FFIV-
Jackie Chan's Apprentice: Search for the Ancient Mystic Razor ^^; )
Why is Golbez not named SurlyStrawHatManWhoPlaysTheBanjoWithHisTeeth?
Character limits, of course. That, and his mother thought that was too weird a name to give a baby, even if in Lunarian it meant "He Who Will Become Master of the BushHags". And we all know BushHags are the awesomest creatures in FFIV's universe, so that would have made Golbez doubly awesome.
Where in Damcyan do they hide all the cheese?
In the Damycian desert.
What is all that blue stuff in the background during the final battle?
its quite simple really, you see the amazing power of zeromus combined with the power of the crystal plus the total awesomeness of your party, triangulated with cids super cool beard and yangs unbelieveable ability to survive massive explosions cause a rift in the space-time-continuim causing the enter moon to travel back in time a few billion years when the universe was closer together and all the stars were young.
ahem! sorry the short answer is they're bright galexys (excuse my spelling)
I don't have a question.
well the awnser to your statement is cid's beard.
Why do Porom and Palom look so similar?
THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON. Every once in a while, the boy (forgot which is which) cresses in drag and calls himself a girls' name, but since he isn't original, he winds up just switching a few letters. Since he was trained as a ninja-type red mage person, he can change clothes, and move from place to place in the blink of an eye, so it seems there are two twins.
No, the real mystery would be how he can be dead for one role, yet alive for the other. And how can he switch his stats around all the time? (BTW those two are my questions)
To answer your questions, it's still due to the awesome power of Cid's beard, of course.
What would happen if you'd bred a chocobo with MomBomb?
You'd get a meal for a small town and the oddest breeding process ever
Pass the BBQ sauce, we're gonna be eating good tonight!
Even with shoulder armor that can gogue a persons eyes out, Why -is- Rosa so helpless?
Holy crap, I just realized where that's from. Fudge, I'm so slow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psi
Anyway, she was given steroids to enhance her strength, but someone switched it with Ritalin to be an ass. Since the stereotypical female lead had the brain capacity of a seven year old at the time, she became extremely calm all the time, and therefore isn't as usefull in battle (or bed for that matter)
Why isn't there a fork, plate, glass and knife to throw at foes as well as a spoon?
The BushHags stole them all.
Why weren't there as many rumours about bringing Tellah back to life as rumours about bringing General Leo or Aeris back to life?
Because most people are either FFVI fan kids or FFVII fan kids, half of us even deny Tellahs death, speaking of denying tellah's death.
Why wasn't Tellah important enough to be recognized as the first dead FF main chara?
obviously because he didn't die, besides what about almost every player charecter from final fantasy 2j don't they get to be counted as the first ff main charecter to die?
that being said, why might casting a spell kill you, and what exactly happened to him when he did cast the spell?
The magic power of Meteor that he summoned up was too much for him and it overwhelmed him.
How come you can't throw characters at enemies like in FFVI?
Because Edge is a wimp.
What would a Lamia, a Pink Puff, a Zu, and Ogopogo talk about if they could meet?
Jellybeans
Somebody take mine
Why does Cid have to throw himself with a bomb from the airship when he could just throw the bomb?
he was really depressed. someone take mine
Why are there no Red Mages on FFIV?
Because Square's deliberately trying to tick me off.
Is there a Lunar Chocobo boss in the gameboy advance version?
No but you can ride on Cid's Beard.
So how awesome is Cid's Beard?
7,
on a scale from 1-5.
someone take mine.
How come Cid never uses a pickaxe?
Pickaxes would make his beardseem less cool, which would practically be a hate crime.
What's the point of having yellow chocobos and black chocobos in the the same forest when nobody in their right mind would choose yellow over black?
the game makers were color blind
when that big huge giant appeared why didnt the whole party just get out of the airships and become their overworld giant selves so they can kick its mechanical ass
Cid, as awesome as his beard is, forgot to bring the devices that activate the mechas. Rumours say they're actually Gundams, and Edge's is pink and purple.
Why is Silveira/Mythril Town such a crappy place?
They invested heavily in corn. During the corn scare of '89, their entire stock market crashed. They haven't recovered yet. Poor souls.
What were the four fiends doing in the giant?
Listening to a Cher CD. Thats why they wanted to kill Cecil and co; so that they couldn't tell anyone...
What was Astos doing in the evil anti metal cave?
Trying to prove to his fellow Dark Elves that he was a real manly man. Obviously, that didn't go well after he got his ass kicked because of a pretty boy with a harp.
Why are the guardswomen of Troia dressed like dancers?
There's no mines nearby Trioa that they could use to craft metal armor for their guards.
How come Airships and the Whale are allowed to land on water for a split second while Hovercrafts can't?
The hovercraft is afraid of water.
Why are Leviathan, Bahumut, and Odin all such pushovers, while Asura is wicked strong?
Leviathan, Bahumut, and Odin are acting that way because they try to get away from their fans from the past FFs. And for Bahumut, being apear in the first FF, was the one who ran away and live in the moon.
Why can't the FFIV crew get a Blue mage?
The Red Wings killed them all while they were under the fake King Baron's command.
Why can't Edge throw Cecil's Dark Swords?
He's a pansy. Besides, it wouldn't impress Rydia.
Do all Lunarians look like mops when they get K.O.ed?
Yes. It is a defensive tactic to make the monsters think they are cute and not devour their unconcious bodies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Takara
Why do Cecil and Rosa morph into one sprite when they kiss?
The radiation give off of the second moon causes their bodies to mutate together when they get too close. Thats why, even when two characters are like, holding hands or something, they still stay a foot away from each other. Cecil and Rosa are just stupid. No word on how babies are made. Oo
Why can't Kain be the main character?
Because he's under mind control for a large portion of the game.
How does Dark Elf's whisper turn you into a Pig?
He's whispering naughty things, that's how.
What's the point of giving Lunar Bahamut this name when his counterpart also lives on the Red Moon?
Lunar Bahamut was on the moon already when Bahamut moved there.
In the original translation, the Masamune was referred to as a "blade of black." If so, could Dark Knight Cecil potentially equip it?
What about the Genji Armor?
No, because the sword is based from japan and only a ninja could yield it.
What about the armor?
Why can't Cecil be beserked late in the game. Like towards Zeromus.
Sorry another.
Why doesn't dispel work on the Evil Mask?
One at a time. I'll answer your first. Cecil is too holy-based to go psycho later.
Someone take mine.
What happen when the FFIV crew starts playing othe Final Fantasy Games?
They make fun of Cloud, Sephiroth, Squall, and all the other pathetic characters in all the post-FFVII games.
How old is FuSoYa, exactly?
So old he lost count.
What happened to Rydia's dad? The game mentions her mom, but not her dad.
her mom is a hermapfrodite
when do the characters go to the bathroom
All the time. Like, seriously, they are constantly crapping and pissing themselves.
Is this thread too dead to be revived?
No, of course.
What's under Edge's scarf?
Edge's darkest, deepest secret.
He has a really pretty mouth.
How exactly did Cecil's mama make it with a dragon?
EDIT: Just to be clear, I stand firmly by the idea that the Mysidian Legend means KluYa was a dragon AND THERE'S NO WAY I WILL CHANGE MY MIND. I've been convinced of this since I was six!
KluYa wasn't a dragon. The one that they talk about in the legend is the Lunar Whale. That's why the legend was shown before the Lunar Whale appeared.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
If you're still convinced about that I guess I'll say that KluYa wasn't that big of a dragon so it made it possible.
Why can't you control any sea based transportation in FFIV? You could in the first 3 FFs.
Cecil gets seasick.
Why is Tellah wearing pink?
Uh... Because his daughter made that robe for him, and you know girls like pink...
My question: we all know that the moon affects tides and stuff. Weren't there supposed to be a flood or something after the second moon flew away?
:save: Selena
Cheese, contrary to popular belief, has not Gravitational Pull.
If FF IV had a Sitcom, what would it be called other than Ah! The Power of Cheese?
Final Dimwits VI.
Why does Japan people spell 'Cain' wrong?
Because that's how Japan is.
How many people would mug Edward for his hat?
Edge and Tellah would. The rest of the people that would want his hat are Baronians.
Who is responsible for the "unknown force" that prevents Cecil from going to Baron's secondary throne?
No one, unless you count Cid's body odor as a sentient being.
Why is Rydia the only green-haired person in the entire world of FFIV?
She's the only one who knows how to make green hairdye.
Why is Rosa considered Baron's beauty if she has such an ugly face-portrait? (the nose >_<)
Baronians obviously have low standards for beauty.
How could all the mighty monks of Fabul, with the exception of Yang, lose to MomBomb?
They heard mom and forgot to pick them up from the nursing home
Why does Rydia remind me of a lawn gnome
It's the beard.
Is that true!*
*That was my question in case you thought I was forgetting to write one; remember the dude on the ship from Fabul?
Truly!? (Yes, that's my answer. Now I want to read Ah! The Power of Cheese again.)
Did Cecil's armour rust after that bath in the water of Troia, like the naked chick in the water said?
His Armor was made NOT to get rusted by water, its mud that makes it rust.
If FFIV crew has the power to help ONE other FF games, which will they go and help (DO NOT SAY FF IV)?
They'd help the FFVI crew because they also face a hateful enemy.
What's with the black stuff that surrounds the Tower of Bab-il on the Upper World?
That's smoke coming from dwarven hookas. All dwarves smoke hooka, it's a known fact, but it was edited out of the game because children played it.
Who is responsible for Tellah's questionable hairstyle?