Because someone who is into that had to bring it up. :mad:
How is Barrett going to get a real hand there instead of a gun?
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Because someone who is into that had to bring it up. :mad:
How is Barrett going to get a real hand there instead of a gun?
He wont...He's been planning to cut off RedXIII's paw, and replace his gun, then sell the gun on ebay...
Why did Aeris wear that bow, i thought it was her ears at first?
because it makes her look 'cute'
why does Cait Saith ride a moogle?
He needed something that looks even more stupid than he himself.
HWy does Tifa have sweaty armpits?
The compression of her tits cause friction...
No wonder it don't happen to Yuffie... How does she manage getting boys with those things anyway?
Her sexy lively attitute turns guys on, but she saves herself for that special one (RedXIII)
Why cant Cloud just cut the crap, and bang Tifa?
cause deep down inside he misses don corneo
what is that big purple spot on my chin
A sticking out Materna?
how do people speak to the planet?
They beat the crap outta it, and bully it to make it speak.
Why don't the weapons help out by taking out Sephiroth?
Because the computer programmer calculated the wepons wrong
why don't the wepons attack the Gold Saucer?
Ruby Weapon called dibs, and it's waiting to rub it in the other Weapons' faces.
What's an Adamantaimai?
the special gel cloud uses for his hair.
why does reno have a rat tail?
Because he was also another eperiment of Hojo's.
When will Cloud get a change of clothes?
He actually changes clothes after every boss, but we're too blind, dumb and stupid to see it.
Why does Sephiroth don't let you take materia from him from the flashback?
Because he's actually Yuffies sister in desguise
why does Scarlet live?