Ciddies XXIII: Winner Revelations Thread

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Originally Posted by Shorty

I am going to murder you, Wesley.

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I spoke only the truth! I even used science!

EDIT: A very worthy win for DK. Science wins again!

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Originally Posted by Ramisese Rububba the Third

Vocaroo | Voice message

This is a song about being evil... oh yeah
There ain't nobody evil-er, evil-er than me
You should know that being evil ain't all it's cracked up to be
I destroyed a planet sat in my boxer short whilst drinking a cup of tea
It was very nice tea... elderflower and cranberry but I digress

You have no idea how hard it is being so bad
Choppin' off people's arms and legs... really makes them sad
But oh how we laughed
Ha ha ha ha no arms and legs, you're just a body and head ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I can kick you in the balls and there's nothing you can do about it ha ha ha

I'm so smurfing evil, I'm crazy and I'm rich
I'll buy all your possessions and then make you my bitch
I'm so smurfing evil, I smurfing swear in the smurfing chorus
...and just so you know, I'm gonna swear in the smurfing verse

Back in the verse now, get ready for this, here it comes... smurfin'
I try my best to be evil, I struggle and I strive
I torture furry animals to within an inch of their furry lives
Took pictures of you naked, posted them on Facebook then I killed your cat
Killed all of your family, especially your auntie cos I wore her head as a hat.

I'm so smurfin' evil, I'm crazy and I'm rich
Buy all your possessions and then make you my bitch
I'm so smurfin' evil, so much evil-er than you (now you're my bitch)
Gonna make you pick all of the peanuts from my pooh
Peanuts from my, peanuts from my, peanuts from my pooh...

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Evilest Member
Last winner: Bunny · Nomination Leader: Cuchulainn

The Nominees
Bunny · Citizen Bleys · Cuchulainn · Jowy · Loony BoB · Mirage · Peegee · Psychotic · Tifa's Boobs · WildRaubtier

And the winner is...
Cuchulainn

The Final Tally
Cuchulainn...................14
Bunny........................12
Tifa's Boobs..................8
Peegee........................4
Psychotic.....................4
Citizen Bleys.................3
Loony BoB.....................3
Mirage........................3
WildRaubtier..................2
Jowy..........................1
RSL...........................1

Good work, Chuchutrainn.

Nicest Member
Last winner: Pike · Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Christmas · Cuchulainn · Jiro · Jowy · Loony BoB · Madonna · milliegoesbeep · Pike · Rantz · Shorty

Who they predicted to win...

Agent Proto Faris Goldenboko Jiro Madonna Psychotic Shorty	Pike (7/16)
Shauna Laddy Happy Noodle Boy Del Murder	Jiro (4/16)
Citizen Bleys Formalhaut	Christmas (2/16)
Lockharted Denmark	Shorty (2/16)
Pike	Rantz (1/16)

Oh Bubba you are excellent.

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Originally Posted by Jowy

In my personal opinion, the award for "nicest member" should be the most coveted of the bunch. Being talkative, intelligent, evil, or just sexier than hell are great and all, but it takes a special kind of person to truly be branded "nice". That is what makes them truly unforgettable and the most valuable member of this community. This award is for the member who always brings a smile to our face every time we see their avatar in a thread. That one person who will always make your day with something as simple as a text message or phone call. The one who will always be there to listen.

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

As a nominee for the Evilest Member Ciddie (aka, the Cool Kids), I can tell you, I smurfing hate doormat, puss, good-two shoes. So, I bring you my take on these so called "Nice Members" (aka, the Band Geeks.) Read on to see my verbal equivalent of throwing my food at them in the cafeteria that is EoFF.

Christmas Dude, what is up with this chick. Seriously. Is she five? I don't know. She's always like, "OH HEY YOU ARE SO LOVELY AND MR. TURD HE LIKES TO EAT PANCAKES I WANT TO HUG YOU DESU DESU IN CHINA." Seriously, she's not nice. She's just weird. And hey, even if she was nice, I'm pretty sure I'd still hate her.

Cuchulainn This guy is the biggest pussy. He's always like, "I love you. Let's be friends. You are an intelligent person, and your posts and opinions are very well thought out." He's like, this cuddly bunny all the time, and it makes me want to gag.

Jiro Oh, God. Really? This guy. This smurfing guy. How dull. All he ever talks about is how DESERVING people are. He's always got to be SELFLESS and HELPFUL. He needs to grow a smurfing pair, in my opinion. I'm way more of a dude than this guy. Jiro? More like "Vajiro."

Jowy What? Should be in Evilest, imho. Probably the only person on this list who's bearable.

Loony BoB Not sure if he made this list because he's nice to EoFF or if he's nice to SQUARE ENIX. Seriously. How much further can this dude brown nose? THEY ENT EVER GONNA LOVE YOU TOWNS JUST TURN BACK. Pathetic, the way he follows them around like a puppy.

Madonna LOL I'M FROM HAWAII AND MARRIED AND I WILL SAY FRIENDLY THINGS TO PEOPLE AND COMPLIMENT THEM ON THEIR APPEARANCE AND THEIR PERSONALITIES. Old dude.

milliegoesbeep I mean...I guess if by nice you mean "Newbie who joined and was made staff two weeks later and then only did one staff thing and then disappeared and posts maybe once a month." Hmph.

Pike Man, no words. NO WORDS. This chick is always like "HOW ARE YOU DOING? <3 <3 <3" She like...is almost a stalker. Have you ever been into #eoff? I have. As soon as I sign on it's like, "Sam! <3 <3 <3 How are you!" I AM FINE PIKE HOW ARE YOU OH YOU ARE WEAKSAUCE IS WHAT.

Rantz This man knows no insults. In fact, I'm not even sure he knows the word "no." He's always like, helping people and trout. EoFF's resident doormat labrador, as soon as anything technical happens he's like, "OH HEY GUYS WILL YOU LIKE ME IF I DO THESE THINGS FOR YOU?" Rantz. Doing the hot girl's homework does not mean she will sleep with you. This applies here as well.

Shorty Excuse me, while I go regurgitate my day's food. Talking to this woman is like walking into a Bath and Bodyworks. All this sugary, flowery, perfumey smell suffocates you. She's always trying to greet people, and be supportive, and encouraging. It's like...okay, we get it. You're all up in our business. L-7-Weenie!

And thus We have our Nicest Member nominees! I love you all, even if you're a garden of pansies. <3 Good luck to all of our noms! It's a good thing we have you to balance out people like me. :3

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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay DK! :D

My money is on pike.

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I hope Cuch wins nicest! He's way too cuddly to be evil.

Nicest Member
Last winner: Pike · Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Christmas · Cuchulainn · Jiro · Jowy · Loony BoB · Madonna · milliegoesbeep · Pike · Rantz · Shorty

And the winner is...
Shorty

The Final Tally
Shorty.......................11
Jiro..........................9
milliegoesbeep................9
Pike..........................8
Cuchulainn....................7
Madonna.......................5
Christmas.....................4
Loony BoB.....................2
Jowy..........................1
Rantz.........................1
RSL...........................1

SO MUCH FOR THE SWEEP GUYS, smurf YOU :aimmad:

Shorty IS nice.

I'm glad to see Cuch got 7 votes at least.

Shorty, nice? She really has pulled the wool over EoFF's eyes!