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They look cool.
Who does Cloud marry?
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Your mother
Would tifa ever do yuffie
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No, but she'd do YOUR mother.
If Cloud had three heads, would he be 3 times as cool?
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No he'd morph into Kuja.
Why does Zidane have a tail?
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A little variety in bed.
Why does Vaan wanna be a pirate?
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He spent his childhood playing monkey island 1,2 and 3. He imagined it would be something more like that.
how many fingers is kefka holding up?
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Just the one. backwards.
is Garland (I) cool?
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Not, his armor actually keeps him quite warm.
If Vaan idolizes Monkey Island, will he change his name to Guybrush Threepwood when he gets older?
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Whats Monkey Island, Well, I guess he would, but I don't know what monkey Island is.
Why do all the bad guys die in the end, or live and get killed in teh sequel?
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....common sense
Is any part of FFX not a direct or obscure allusion to the bible?
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yes. When i apere in it
what would happen if Kain jumped in a low cielined building
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expect to see brains and blood
If Zell could pick any character to be gay with, who would he pick?
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everyone
where does Gilgamesh get his cloves from
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He has a machine that makes them.
Is Gilgamesh half-retarded?
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No, he's completely retarded.
What's poorer than Excalipoor?
