A member can be drunk tanked for a variety of reasons. The first and most obvious is that they are drunk. While being drunk is not a criminal offence at EoFF, posting stupid inane tit is. Which brings me to the second reason one can be drunk tanked: posting stupid inane tit. Doing this while sober is an impressive feat which requires the poster to have slightly or moderately or even significantly less brain cells than the average EoFFer which is already less than the average human being in general. Keep up the good work team.
The third reason a member can be drunk tanked is spam. Not in a tin. The kind of spam that is commonly found alongside stupid inane tit but is not limited to that as such. Posts like “posting to increase post count” or “:)” or maybe even “hello wuld u lyk 2 bai my
rollex watches” may all see you drunk tanked, if not banned outright.
The fourth reason is because we don’t like you. Yeah. I drunk tank people because I think they’re idiots. Ask G13. I do it to him all the time. He does it to me. We drunk tank each other. It’s like a game. A weird, hyper masculine and alcohol fuelled game resulting in strange homoerotic situations. But that’s alright. (By the way, I don't think G13 is an idiot. But I do think you're an idiot. Yeah, that's right.
You. You know who you are.)
There was a fifth reason but I forgot what it was. Just make sure you don’t do it, okay? By the way, our nominees all match at least one – if not
all – of these conditions regularly, so I don’t know why they aren’t drunk tanked right now. Looks like I’ve got a job to do.
