1001 ways to know if you play too much Final Fantasy

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Originally Posted by boys from the dwarf

thanks! youve done some good ones too.

935:when you pick up a chefs knife and poke people with it while saying "doink!" then expect them to die.
936:when youre playing spiderman and wondering why he doesnt teleport around the city zapping people instead of swinging and beating people up.
937: when you start to breed chickens to grow them into chocobo weapons to take over the world.
938:when instead of saying thank you , you say "kupo"
939:when you blow at someone and shout aero then expect them to be hurt:
940: when you think its entirely possible to hold a sword thats 6ft and as thick as a door.
941: when you go bowling with multicoloured glass balls and expect them to cast spells to knock the pins down.
942: when you put a plug up your nose turn on the power then think youre junctioning magic.
943: when you go to a medievil comvention and walk up to the black knight then say "garland. knock them all down!"
945: when you swing a sword aound shouting"shock" and "climhazzard" and expect magical explosions to appear.
946: when you build a spaceship and fly to pluto to see if the pluto knoghts really do exist.
947: when sephiroth casts supernova on FF7 you call the police and try and put it on the news and hide just incase the sun explodes.

:) come on people! were nearly there:) !!!

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948: when you walk into a shop and say can i have the lionheart plz
949:u walk in to a trainstation and say does this train go to timber
950:u find a box of leaves and write on it ganishi greens feed to big yellow bird

hmm... 51 more to go...

951: You get all your friends to download the FMV's and Advent Children onto their computer... even if their computer isn't able to contain them all. :tongue: *guilty as charged*

lolz....

952: you go to place with a beach and a port and say "am i in spira may be sin brought me here i wounder where yuna and the gang are!"

953: when your "mother" is an alien

954:you write better arguments than squallofseed or masamune1600
(like thats gona happen):choc2:

955: You call yourself Squall of Masamune ;)

956: When you force somebody to dl AC for you because your computer is too crappy to dl it
957: When you long toevolve into a moomba
958: When randomly meeting someone named Ariesyou run around screaming " SHES ALIVE!!!" and start crying hesterically in joy
959: You belive that "sin" refered to in the Bible is the same as Sin in FFX
960: You get scared at 957 because it says "we are all sinners" and you believe that you are Sin
961: You've beaten every single mini game in all the games and mastered to the point that you could write your own strategy book for mini games
962: You know the boks so well that you could make a strategy guide for the games
963: You have made a strategy guide for alll the games including mini games and every single secret of the game.
964: You have converted ppl to Yu Yevon teachings
965: You believe in the Yu Yevon teachings because of the Bible
966: You have made others addicted to FF
967: You've dun the above just because you talked about it so much, ppl got curious
968: You became obsessed with swords because of FF
969: You decided to becomea master swordsman
970: Your goldfish died in a tragic stabbing from your practicing to become a master swordsman.
971: Pets run away from you when you go to reach for your sword after the goldfish incident
972: You play so much that your pets could probably play the games
973: Intead of bringing you the paper and your slippers in the morning your dog brings you the games consol controller
974: When your dog brings your slippers in the morning they are FF slippers.

975: u tell your fiend so much about the games they could complete it in there sleep even when they have never played any of the ff games before

976:when you gain psycic powerf which allow you to play FF in your sleep.

25 more to go!!!

lol i hope this stays open after we get to 1001.

977:when you ask where the training centre is and how to get the from your seeD dormatry

978:when you read every single way to know if you play too much FF in this forum.
also i hope that after this they turn this thread into 2002 ways to know if you play to much FF.
979:if you say what i just said in the sentence above.
22 to go were so close!!!

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Originally Posted by boys from the dwarf

978:when you read every single way to know if you play too much FF in this forum.
also i hope that after this they turn this thread into 2002 ways to know if you play to much FF.
979:if you say what i just said in the sentence above.
22 to go were so close!!!

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lol you mean if u say wat boys from the dwarf or ffking said about this tread!!

980: uve got to 980 reasons and you can still think of many more (guilty)

981: u get in a fight at school and try to use scan to see wat the oponents hp is
982:you walk into a shop with a bright blue sword and ask for a darkmatter

983: when you beat up everyone in school just so you can learn firaga without having to keep the same staff.
984: when you get a stuffed lion doll then go up to someone you hate and say "greiver! make them bleed."
985: when you think youre gonna die so you buy a crystal and threaten to destroy it if someone doesnt give you some from of immortality.
986: if you start mixing eyes on me and melodies of life on one of them DJ things.
15 to go!

987: In a fight, you take a step back and laugh at your opponent because you believe you'll only take half the damage in the back row.
988: You've attempted to do Sabin's, Tifa's and/or Zell's Kung fu moves.
989: You've actually achieved 988 and got a serious stitch performing Zell's final heaven move.