and kill Cid with a
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and kill Cid with a
RPG Launcher at his head!!
Hyne appeared and revived everyone....
Then they all got drunk....:beer:
The frickin end
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(Parts 1 & 2 are on page 6, this is just the latter half)
Part 2 Continued-The Battle
Seifer kidnapped Laguna to threaten PuPu to give back his underwear. But PuPu refused and Seifer announced Galbadia to attack. Laguna took the chance to steal Seifers undies and run. The Galbadians teased Seifer about his Power Ranger undies. Seifer got so mad he spontaniously combusted into particles. Squall came by and said, "I like his undies." Then he said "well smurf. I ll take the Hyperion instead." Then he said "I am a true GunbladeMaster. Bite me." PuPu appeared and bite Squall he screamed like a girl! Squall took out his gunblade and choped PuPu into pieces. But the pieces rose up so Ultimecia combined with PuPuand Squall was so shocked that he spontaniously combusted too! But luckily Squall had a Phoenix Down used on him!
He looked up and saw Laguna shooting Ultimecia down!!! But by accident Laguna shot Squalls ding-dong off!!! Squall screamed in agony but Ultimecia still wreaked havoc upon Selphie's band who were performing.
Selphie screamed "NO!!! GARDEN FESTIVAL!!!" But it was too late!! She died of aids. Zell tried defending Garden but he ate a hot dog but choked on it so he spit it at Ultimecia. She got so angry she spit back at him and Zell ate it again so Ultimecia clapped then realised she got stuck in the large ring of the garden!
Then Odin appeared out of nowhere! He destroyed the undies of Seifer which made Ultimecia angry. She started to make everyones wee wees grow really big! Squall was very happy because his was miniture. Selphie and the other perverts wanted to get some action off Rinoa so they kidnapped her and throw rotten tomatoes at her until she began to scream, and took a chainsaw out and sawed out Selphie's eyes and along with her legs ripped out her left arm, dug out her internal organs, beat her into the wall, and cook her for dinner. Which she fed to Laguna who wanted some chilli sauce made of Selphie's crushed organs.
Part 3- Laguna's Sidequest
He ate it and wanted more; he went to Centra and found a bunch of Shumi organs from Dr. Odine. On the way back he was eaten by a Malboro! Kiros and Wards laughed when he Malboro spat him out! They proceed to murder Laguna but he was saved by a shumi who like Laguna. So up up and away the Shumi and Laguna flew but Ragnorok crashed into them! But they weren't dead! They were saved by PuPu!!! PuPu took Laguna away and eloped. Pupu and Laguna were married Laguna got pregnant and wanted more kids so Ellone said "go find the legendary Shumi who resides in your mother."
Suddenly, a Moomba appeared and took laguna to his mother and granted him three wishes. Lagunas first wish was to weild a gunblade so he got it. His second wish to obtain the naughty magazine "Girl Next Door" but Zone wouldn't let it go because he was busy observing it "Give it here!" cried Laguna, but Zone wouldn`t give it! So laguna got out his newly wished for Gunblade. So a fight commenced! Zone used Naughty Slash on Laguna! Followed by Tummy Bug Blaster. But Laguna couldn`t give up. Laguna swong the gunblade furiously! But suddenly Ultimecia appeared...again. Laguna used his last wish. He wished for Ultimecias death! But it backfired horribly!, and Time Compression was initiatted. So instead the moomba got killed. Laguna ate its organs and yet again Adel gained power, so Laguna had to thinkand realized he love Ultimecia. He grabbed that sexy body and made out for three days straight! He enjoyed it, but then his leg froze! And he died tragically because Zone came back for revenge! So then he and Ultimecia hooked up and peace came.
THE END
EPILOGUE!!!!
But zone was killed by a terminal tummy bug that eats the tummies of people. And it spreads! Ward was flying and was brutally eaten!by an ill-tempered mutated seabass! Called the DEADLY GunbladeMaster! Who devoured every living thing except when he tried to eat thats when things got messy because he swallowed a gunblade which hurt his inner organs and maggots started appearing in his arms and legs and he started to giggle when he was tickled by Kiros who ate the maggots and caught the deadly disease too. Kiros started to mutate into a Ruby Dragon!!!
Just then Ward began to eat an Ultima Weapon alive but hewas killed by Light Pillar. Ward's spirit came back and all hope was restored (Choir sings Alleluia). Ward then began to dance and Ultima Weapon started singing and tore out his liver and UltimaWeapon killed Ward n Kiros!!! But all of a sudden he grabbed ultima weapons sword.
Balamb and Galbadia Garden appeared!!! ( a battle commenced). Fujin and Raijin hurl explosives. Bombs that look like Seifer! Nida swallows one and dies. BOOM. BAM. BANG. WHAM. BABOOM!!! And killed Cid with a RPG Launcher at his head!!
Hyne appeared and revived everyone. Then they all got drunk.
(*pant*pant* :sleepy: must rest now...)
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good job everyone!
we are now complete retards!
CONGRATS!!! :beer:
I'm so happy...:crying2:*tears of joy*
i would like to take this opportunity to thank Unknowns for her 5 words
and Turk Slayer for being there for me.
And of course Cait Sith for typing everything up :cry:
FFVIII Fan for being a fan of ff8
and to the rest.......:cry:
THANK U!!!
We should get this published
Then make a rock band.
we call our selves
The 5-ories ....??????
or
Flippin Fantasy Story Tellers
or Goosefrabra
With a name like that, we'll make millions.Quote:
Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster
Credits
In order of contribution, with number of story posts to the right
Cait Sith - 1
GunbladeMaster - 115
* White Aeris * - 19
Lady Rikku - 2
Laugh at the face of Danger - 1
G SpOtZ - 3
ffxatticus - 22
sapphiresea - 1
Neco Arc -5
Unknowns - 50
boys from the dwarf - 3
Maxgrin - 1
fireemblem776 - 1
Raven Nox - 2
Sir Cloud - 9
ScottNUMBERS - 4
Flying Mullet - 4
Ultima Shadow - 8
Gilgamesh of Legends - 1
TurkSlayer - 13
FFVIII Fan - 17
Bellaluna15 - 3
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WOW!!!!!!!!! I feel special!!!!!!:)
I am among the elite. The true heroes of our time. I've never been so proud.