Stares at Rydia fanfiction all day.
What does golbez look like under all that armour?
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Stares at Rydia fanfiction all day.
What does golbez look like under all that armour?
Very much like Cecil, but with a few changes, e.g., hair &/or eye color, perhaps?
How do the dwarves know about the Big Whale?
They learned about it on the Discovery Channel.
What do Golbez and FuSoYa think about all the incestuous yaoi jokes?
who you think invented the yaoi jokes =)
Why didn't the black chocobo cross the road?
Because he didn't like my face. :cry:
What did Cecil really get up to, when he was in that tent with Tellah and the young Rydia?
Cutting his toenails, of course.
What would happen to Cecil, Edge, and Kain if both Rydia and Rosa were PMSing at the same time?
They would get their erm butts kicked big time by two really PO'd women, accompanied with an explanation "Stop being annoying and asking all those stupid questions and all such crap I can up to to explain just why am I so pissed at you!" (That's what my sisters sound like... well, to think it again, they sound like that all the time).
Sorry my inglese.
How long did it take to Yang to grow that hairdo? And just why did he bother?
It took him a few minutes and he just wanted to look like Jackie Chan before he realized thats not what's Jackie Chan's hairstyle looks like. He was looking for the Ancient Mystic Razor to shave his head to grow new hair when you met him. (This would make a good sequel to FFIV-
Jackie Chan's Apprentice: Search for the Ancient Mystic Razor ^^; )
Why is Golbez not named SurlyStrawHatManWhoPlaysTheBanjoWithHisTeeth?
Character limits, of course. That, and his mother thought that was too weird a name to give a baby, even if in Lunarian it meant "He Who Will Become Master of the BushHags". And we all know BushHags are the awesomest creatures in FFIV's universe, so that would have made Golbez doubly awesome.
Where in Damcyan do they hide all the cheese?
In the Damycian desert.
What is all that blue stuff in the background during the final battle?
its quite simple really, you see the amazing power of zeromus combined with the power of the crystal plus the total awesomeness of your party, triangulated with cids super cool beard and yangs unbelieveable ability to survive massive explosions cause a rift in the space-time-continuim causing the enter moon to travel back in time a few billion years when the universe was closer together and all the stars were young.
ahem! sorry the short answer is they're bright galexys (excuse my spelling)
I don't have a question.
well the awnser to your statement is cid's beard.
Why do Porom and Palom look so similar?
THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON. Every once in a while, the boy (forgot which is which) cresses in drag and calls himself a girls' name, but since he isn't original, he winds up just switching a few letters. Since he was trained as a ninja-type red mage person, he can change clothes, and move from place to place in the blink of an eye, so it seems there are two twins.
No, the real mystery would be how he can be dead for one role, yet alive for the other. And how can he switch his stats around all the time? (BTW those two are my questions)
To answer your questions, it's still due to the awesome power of Cid's beard, of course.
What would happen if you'd bred a chocobo with MomBomb?
You'd get a meal for a small town and the oddest breeding process ever
Pass the BBQ sauce, we're gonna be eating good tonight!
Even with shoulder armor that can gogue a persons eyes out, Why -is- Rosa so helpless?