The Turks

I propose we perform surgical low-yield nuclear missile strikes at each hat-producing and umbrella-producing factory in the city, then set up our own factories to create a monopoly on hatwear. Then everyone else will have to come to us for hatwear, or risk getting a headcold next time it rains. Or simply look out of style.

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Perhaps Azar, Perhaps. In the meantime, would you mind PMing Del and getting the lowdown on the situation for us?

Noooo... no hat killing.

I'm sorry to all of you.. please forgive me..

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Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat

Noooo... no hat killing.

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Ah, of course. No, this will not do. No hat killing.

NEWS FLASH!!!
Omi4000 and Roogle die in Turks/Judges shootout. Tensions rise.

nOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Originally Posted by Kyono

Other than that, just other means to fund our activities. Any money making schemes you can think of, go for it. Also, I figure seeing as we have lots of firepower, we should become mercenaries of sorts and hire our services to the smaller gangs if they need it.

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Lets have a bake sale!

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Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat

Noooo... no hat killing.

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Come on now, Neel, you know the Turks would produce the finest quality hats money can buy.

Example:
http://www.spookshop.com/images/pimp...e_pimp_hat.jpg

omg
look at me
i am a turk
B)

Turks, Judges, please, let's exercise some restraint here. We at Fat Chocobo's are willing to provide our private conference room for resolution of this conflict. Please send by a representative, preferably someone with some influence over the rest of your gang, to discuss alternatives to violent conflict.

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Originally Posted by Kyono

We're looking out for the Fat Chocobo's, as Neel and I are close friends. Other than that, just other means to fund our activities. Any money making schemes you can think of, go for it. Also, I figure seeing as we have lots of firepower, we should become mercenaries of sorts and hire our services to the smaller gangs if they need it.

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*sells body*
can i be the resident whore? :D

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Originally Posted by boris no no

*sells body*
can i be the resident whore? :D

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No this is The Turks not Corneo's Gang feel free to kick ass though.

Hey Turks! We are having a conference between you guys and us at the conference room. PLease join us there and we will talk. Thank you.