Quotes In and Out of Context!

XBassyRS (10:04:51 PM): Eeeexcellent.
Happypeepeehead (10:04:59 PM): AWESOME!
XBassyRS (10:05:08 PM): Yes yes
Happypeepeehead (10:05:26 PM): ¡si si!
XBassyRS (10:05:49 PM): *chuckles*
XBassyRS (10:05:54 PM): 'if if'
Happypeepeehead (10:06:02 PM): um...
Happypeepeehead (10:06:05 PM): ok, stumped
Happypeepeehead (10:06:13 PM): *beats something with a stump*
XBassyRS (10:06:25 PM): In spanish, si without an accent means "if." I think. *shrugs*
Happypeepeehead (10:06:35 PM): No
Happypeepeehead (10:06:56 PM): Unless you're using a really weird dialec
Happypeepeehead (10:07:00 PM): t
XBassyRS (10:07:23 PM): I was always taught that si meaning yes had an accent on the I, and without one it was a word that could mean 'if.' Hm.
Happypeepeehead (10:07:32 PM): :\
XBassyRS (10:07:35 PM): Perhaps my teachers taught a weird, wisconsin dialect.
Happypeepeehead (10:07:39 PM): I never heard of the "if"
XBassyRS (10:08:15 PM): *gets dictionary* >_<
Happypeepeehead (10:08:33 PM): now with this accent, how would it be pronounced?
XBassyRS (10:09:34 PM): Heh, it sounds the same so far as I can tell. Perhaps slightly more stress.
Happypeepeehead (10:10:02 PM): "sEE"
Happypeepeehead (10:10:05 PM): "see"
Happypeepeehead (10:10:27 PM): Random memory thing
XBassyRS (10:10:31 PM): Ah
XBassyRS (10:11:00 PM): 'si - if, as, how, like, such as' 'si (with accent, too lazy to get code' - yes
Happypeepeehead (10:11:10 PM): Hmm
Happypeepeehead (10:11:35 PM): Ah... si necesita un (insert item)
Happypeepeehead (10:11:36 PM): I gotcha
XBassyRS (10:11:40 PM): :D
XBassyRS (10:11:42 PM): Exactly
Happypeepeehead (10:11:50 PM): That seems like to literal a translation....
Happypeepeehead (10:12:01 PM): I guess it never registered with me
XBassyRS (10:12:12 PM): Ahh
Happypeepeehead (10:12:13 PM): And the pronounciation doesn't seem any different
XBassyRS (10:12:42 PM): No, it really doesn't. It just depends on the connotation, I guess. And my teacher marked it wrong if I use the accented-si at the wrong time. >_<
Happypeepeehead (10:13:18 PM): mean professor
Happypeepeehead (10:13:47 PM): I hope (burn the professor) nothing bad happens
XBassyRS (10:13:54 PM): Sí
XBassyRS (10:14:04 PM): Heh, she was cool, though.
Happypeepeehead (10:14:20 PM): It's bad to (throw her out of a window) harbor grudges
XBassyRS (10:15:06 PM): Yeah.. I've moved on; grudges (hit by a bus) are bad
Happypeepeehead (10:16:42 PM): Yes, never a good idea to hold such feelings (the throat's always better) when you can (bind her up and do something evil with tweezers and lady schick shaver) do something constructive
XBassyRS (10:17:34 PM): Yes, it's good to (slice and dice and splice) redirect negative energy to creative things.
Happypeepeehead (10:18:56 PM): At heart (you must aim poisoned needles), all people deserve our (fists right inbetween their eyes) compassion and support
XBassyRS (10:21:20 PM): Deep down (flay the skin inch by inch) everyone's a good person (burn burn burn).
Happypeepeehead (10:21:46 PM): TEE HEE! Now I copy and paste this into a quote thread!


You and me both, HPPH. You and me both. >=]

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'Twas funny indeed. <=@:D~

Mikztsu> It was so short and dynamic

;)



Mikztsu> We have cheesecake here
BlkKnight> Wait, something's wrong...there's cheesecake but no Kalen

Del_Snizz> And 'Kishi will get banned for not having heated seats in his vagina.
Roogle> HIS? xD
Kishi> My vagina has heated seats out the...well, the vagina!
Del_Snizz> Hey, you heard the bumper sticker.
Del_Snizz> You should really try to keep them in the vagina.
* Kishi crams the heated seats into his vagina.
Del_Snizz> You may have to push harder.
* Del_Snizz shrugs and admires 'Kishi's newly furnished vagina.
Kishi> Now THAT'S a vagina, boys!
Kalenisis> Hmm...
* Kishi strokes it affectionately.
* Chickencha accidentally mocks 'Kishi's vagina.
Chickencha> Oops.
Del_Snizz> Self, that's not very nice at all.
Chickencha> It was an accident!
Del_Snizz> Just kiss it and make up.
Chickencha> I'd...er...rather not, if that's okay with me.
Kishi> Kiss my vagina, Chickevan! I want to see my face in it by the time you're finished!
* Del_Snizz watches himself run away.
* Xaith falls asleep in the back seet of the vagina
Del_Snizz> And I don't know, 'Kishi. I've never been able to look at a vagina and not see your face.
Kishi> Obviously.
* Chickencha almost said something that could have been misconstrued as a really bad pun, but then decided against it.
* Del_Snizz hangs some giant foam dice inside 'Kishi's vagina.
Del_Snizz> Good call, self.
Kishi> I don't hear vagina-kissin', Delself!

That was disgusting and perverted, Kalen. And I liked it! xD

[00:25] Sugpo> Andaris, speak again and I'll stable your penis to Kishi's nose.
[00:25] Zell> Er...
[00:25] Koudelka> I bet Kishi would like that.
[00:25] Sugpo> I bet he would.
[00:26] *** Zell is now known as Zell|Food
[00:26] * Sugpo wrestles Kishi.
[00:26] Andaris> Pfft
[00:26] Kishi> HAH! The joke's on you, Sugpo! Andaris's penis is already stapled to my nAAGH!!
[00:26] Andaris> I'l speak all I want.
[00:26] * Sugpo staples Andaris' penis to Kishi's nose.
[00:26] * Andaris cuts it off and regenerates another one.
[00:26] * Kishi throws Andaris's esteemed colleague out the winda.
[00:26] * Sugpo staples many penii to Kishi's nose.
[00:27] * Kishi hates Sugpo with a passion.
[00:27] Sugpo> Look! A many penis-nosed Kishi!
[00:27] Andaris> Gives new definition to the word "Nose-Ring"
[00:27] Sugpo> Nose-penis, you mean.
[00:27] * Sugpo also hates Kishi with a passion.
[00:27] ShlupQuack> * Andaris cuts it off and regenerates another one.
[00:27] * ShlupQuack is impressed.
[00:27] Andaris> xD
[00:27] ShlupQuack> You need to teach BJ that.
[00:28] ShlupQuack> I could always use a spare.
[00:28] Sugpo> What? Does his penis keep falling off?
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[00:28] Kishi> I get the feeling he'd abuse that capability.
[00:28] Sugpo> Oh, have you people heard a song called 'Detachable Penis'? xD
[00:28] ShlupQuack> Well, it would be a good way for me to vent when I'm angry at him.
[00:28] GUY> yo who can answer some Q's for me about FF
[00:28] ShlupQuack> *chop chop*
[00:28] ShlupQuack> I have that song on my MP3 player.
[00:28] Koudelka> I once MySTed an FF8 fic. One of my characters mistook Squall's penis for being detachable.
[00:29] Andaris> errr
[00:29] Koudelka> After a reference to him putting away his gunblade.
[00:29] * Sugpo nods knowingly.
[00:29] GUY> hello
[00:29] Sugpo> Go away.
[00:30] GUY> who me
[00:30] Koudelka> Be nice, Sugpo.
[00:30] Sugpo> Yes, you.
[00:30] * Koudelka kicks Sugpo in the crotch so hard his testicles pop out his ears.
[00:30] Koudelka> YOUR TESTICLES DANGLE FROM YOUR EAR CANAL, SUGGY-BEAR.

Great quote, but somewhat bad language.

{Feb20|08:09:15 PM} < FFChatter > sorry but im gonna kill your ass ho
{Feb20|08:09:30 PM} < FFChatter > tomarrow
{Feb20|08:09:44 PM} < Mindflare|Eiko > My ass ho won't appriciate that.

Some nonsense with some people I chatted with. :)

kishiruni: *hugs back* Really, though. Becky's the only one who calls me "Dragon Knight," and this isn't her screenname so far as I know. Who the devil are you?
Geeko Love: Who the devil aren't I?
kishiruni: Manfred Mann?
Geeko Love: No, I'm Horatio Q. Liechtenstein.
kishiruni: Bloody awesome.

Geeko Love: Cruel words. I like it!
kishiruni: Yes, so who are you, now?
Geeko Love: I'm just a Copy & Paste kinda guy.
kishiruni: Matt? RSL? No, of course not. They don't kick this much ass.
Geeko Love: Y'know, Copy & Paste here, and Copy & Paste there. I like that kind of job.
kishiruni: How about a name I'd recognize?
Geeko Love: Tell Preton to cram it.
kishiruni: He got tired of that.
Geeko Love: Yes, I'm not related with Ricky Proton.
Geeko Love: He's pure dishonor.
kishiruni: I'm not in the practice of speaking with strangers, so if you won't fess up to your identity, I'll kindly click that little Ghostbusters-reminiscent "Block" button.
Geeko Love: Fine, you win. I am the Agent of Proto.
kishiruni: *punches you in the stomach* Awesome.
Geeko Love: *cringes* ... bloody awesome.
kishiruni: Yessuh.

Geeko Love: You are a terrible man, but oh-so pleasurable.
kishiruni: *pleasures everyone. At once.*
Geeko Love: Oh yes. *pleased*
Geeko Love: Well, shall we call it a day and part ways?
kishiruni: Get the hell out of my office.
Geeko Love: *kicks your ass before doing so*

Geeko Love: *gets the hell out of your office*
kishiruni: *likes that even more*
Geeko Love: Hell was never in your office in the first place.
kishiruni: Sure it was. Right next to the potted plant.
Geeko Love: Oh, really? Well, then I did my job.
kishiruni: Right. Now I need you to do another...job. *reaches for his belt buckle*
Geeko Love: *looks at you* ... *looks at the belt buckle* ... *looks back at you* ... *looks back and forth between the belt buckle and the glowing potted plant located where Hell once was*
kishiruni: On your knees, Proto.
Geeko Love: ... Yes master.
Geeko Love: *gets on his knees*
kishiruni: Great. *kicks you in the mouth*
Geeko Love: *bleeds uncontrollably at the mouth*
kishiruni: Bloody awesome!

Geeko Love: *slowly dies a horrible death from bleeding*
kishiruni: *does the secret sidequest to resurrect Proto*
Geeko Love: You can't resurrect Proto. Not freakin' possible.
kishiruni: dude yes u can my friend told me dat u can ressurrrect proto if u get all da materia in da game and beat del snizz without using limit breaks. DUHHH i geuss i just know more about da game then u huh
Geeko Love: Now, why haven't I thought about that?
kishiruni: Maybe because you SUCK?
Geeko Love: *gasp*
kishiruni: Gasp!
Geeko Love: Lies!
kishiruni: No!
Geeko Love: You can't ressurect Proto! That's a rumor, and rumors are lies. So pfft.
kishiruni: Heh heh. You rawk, Proto. *hugs*
Geeko Love: I know.

Del Snizz: Back in my day, we didn't pay the coaches anything. That's probably because we didn't have coaches at all. Players didn't need training or "motivation" back then. If we wanted to motivate 'em, we'd release some wild bears to chase them across the fields. Yep, that always got 'em ready for the games. Got rid of the weakest players, too.
Del Snizz: And that's how I saved Christmas.

Del Snizz: That's the spirit! *gets a drink*
Geeko Love: This really calls for a celebration. Doesn't it?
Del Snizz: Oh, and how. It calls for several celebrations, I think.
Geeko Love: Really? I was expecting that from you, good sir.
Del Snizz: *starts celebratin'*
Del Snizz: *gets some noisemakers*
Geeko Love: To the Pawtucket Lobster Magnets! *celebrates*
Del Snizz: *pops a cork*
Geeko Love: This year, we'll go all the way.
Del Snizz: All the way and further to um...past all the way!
Geeko Love: Even past all the way.
Del Snizz: *cheers*
Geeko Love: *cheers*
Geeko Love: And to the wild bears that will take us there.
Del Snizz: That's some nice cheerin', there.
Del Snizz: Yes, to the wild bears!
Geeko Love: Yes, we can't forget about them. They're an asset to our team.
Del Snizz: Speaking of which, I like how you didn't invite the team to the party. That was a nice touch.
Geeko Love: Thankya. I didn't really care about them.
Del Snizz: To not caring!
Geeko Love: *cheers*

Del Snizz: *readies the bears*
Geeko Love: We should teach them ninjitsu so they will be more effective.
Del Snizz: Hmm...yes, your theories intrigue me. Are you sure that these talking ninja animals won't infringe on any copyrights, though?
Geeko Love: Of course not, unless you classify turtles as bears.
Del Snizz: Well, I'm no biologist, but it seems to me that bears and turtles are very similar, particularly when they're so adept in the martial arts.
Geeko Love: Well, alright then, let's forget about teaching them martial arts.
Del Snizz: Okay. Maybe we can at least give them machine guns or something.
Geeko Love: Yeah. Excellent. That's when we release them in groups. But if we're to release one to go alone, maybe train some of them as snipers?
Del Snizz: Done and done.

Geeko Love: We can hire stunt doubles for them.
Del Snizz: Hooray! Stunt doubles! Stunt doubles! *sings the stunt double song*

Um...there is a stunt double song, isn't there?
Geeko Love: Yeah, you got it right.
Del Snizz: Excellent.
Geeko Love: *sings along* Stunt doubles! What can we do with them?
Del Snizz: What can't we do with them?
Geeko Love: What can't we do without them?
Del Snizz: What can we do without them?
Geeko Love: They're stunt doubles for crying out loud! Stunt doubles!
Del Snizz: Stunt doubles!
Geeko Love: The one and only stunt doubles!
Del Snizz: They're stunty and doubly and something, something about pies!
Geeko Love: They can't be stunty and doubly without a pie! Or something like that.
Del Snizz: Indubitably.
Geeko Love: Exactly.
Del Snizz: No.
Geeko Love: No?
Del Snizz: I'm not sure. It sounded like the right thing to say at the time.
Geeko Love: Oh well. I guess we're done with the song.
Del Snizz: There was a song?

Del Snizz: Then it's settled. Who wants ice cream?
Geeko Love: I like ice cream.
Del Snizz: Not this ice cream.
Geeko Love: What kind of ice cream is that then?
Del Snizz: It's made with gophers.
Geeko Love: You're right, I don't like that kind of ice cream.
Del Snizz: I knew it.
Geeko Love: Of course you did.
Del Snizz: Or did I?
Geeko Love: I believe so.

[19:30] Rinoabella: Do you love me, Del?
[19:31] Del_Snizz: Who does what now?
[19:31] Rinoabella: Aha! I knew it!
[19:31] ILLogicoL: Good work.
[19:31] ILLogicoL: xD
[19:31] Aexoden: You just missed it, Kelly.
[19:32] Rinoabella: Missed what?
[19:32] Aexoden: [19:31] Del_Snizz: Yes, I love you, Kelly.
[19:32] Rinoabella: Del did not say that!
[19:32] Aexoden: Or DID he?


xD

Geeko Love (10:52:24 AM): rawr
XBassyRS (10:52:29 AM): RAWR!
Geeko Love (10:52:45 AM): RAWR!
XBassyRS (10:53:04 AM): RAAAAAWWWR!!!
Geeko Love (10:53:22 AM): RAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWR!
XBassyRS (10:53:34 AM): Rawr.
Geeko Love (10:53:42 AM): *ph34rs*

At Jewels house:
Me: Did someone just knock at the door?
Jewels: The fridge.

*nods*

"Nicky! Stop dusting my room with Kalen's hair!"
-Towns

"I can shave using Kalen's hair."
-Towns



now you know fear