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Cause cloud hates Jpop
How did Cid(ff4) live through been blowen up
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He was wearing his seatbelt.
Why dont they just give Tidus to Sin so that maybe it wont kill thousands of people?
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Coz they are dumb
How do ff chariters (yes i know i spelt it wrong) keep thire hair up so high
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A positive outlook.
What does chocobo meat taste like?
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Like Moogle meat, but a little more Tonbury-ish.
What are the moogles pom-poms for?
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Cheerleading. We rule, we rock! Final Fantasy, Home of the Mog!
If Yuffie bred with Red XIII, what would the kids be like?
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to be sucked on.
if ffviii is ii3, what's ix?
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Mellodramatic.
What if Red XIII were bred with a chocobo?
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Chocobos would suddenly become cool with nerds and unpopular with the rest of us.
Would it be able to talk?
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Heck YES! Although it would depend if it was a male or female. But, the question is:
What would it look like?
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A red furry toothed chocobo with a crooked spine and many visual defects such as strange lumps and feathers that fall off when fully grown. A freak of nature, yes it can talk but, everytime it talks it reduces it's lifespan by a day.
Who in there right mind would breed Red XIII with a chocobo anyway?
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Hojo and sockmonkey
what would it be called?
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Warky the Wolfbird.
Who started all this Red XIII breeding stuff?
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Sockmonkey.
And now to break the chain-
Why doesnt Lulu dress like... not a skank?
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Because she wants to appear sexually attractive to Red XIII, so she can breed with him.
How does Paladin Cecil keep his hair free of knots?
